yeesh stop yelling like a little kid already
stop yelling like a little kid already
stop yelling like a little kid already welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten worst
worst
worst Adam Sandler movies yes Adam Sandler has
Adam Sandler movies yes Adam Sandler has
Adam Sandler movies yes Adam Sandler has made a few good movies but in recent
made a few good movies but in recent
made a few good movies but in recent years we’ve come to anticipate bad films
years we’ve come to anticipate bad films
years we’ve come to anticipate bad films from this comedian but rarely do we
from this comedian but rarely do we
from this comedian but rarely do we expect his career to outdo its own
expect his career to outdo its own
expect his career to outdo its own mediocrity somehow it doesn’t matter
mediocrity somehow it doesn’t matter
mediocrity somehow it doesn’t matter who’s writing producing or directing
who’s writing producing or directing
who’s writing producing or directing Sandler’s got the magic touch that turns
Sandler’s got the magic touch that turns
Sandler’s got the magic touch that turns it all sour
it all sour
it all sour we’re in game love captain can’t you
we’re in game love captain can’t you
we’re in game love captain can’t you deal with that whether it’s as an actor
deal with that whether it’s as an actor
deal with that whether it’s as an actor or as a marketing vehicle we’ve endured
or as a marketing vehicle we’ve endured
or as a marketing vehicle we’ve endured enough of him to list his worst films so
enough of him to list his worst films so
enough of him to list his worst films so you don’t have to number 10 I now
you don’t have to number 10 I now
you don’t have to number 10 I now pronounce you chuck and Larry
pronounce you chuck and Larry
pronounce you chuck and Larry each other a kiss and make up you’re the
each other a kiss and make up you’re the
each other a kiss and make up you’re the only sisters you got use your tongues
only sisters you got use your tongues
only sisters you got use your tongues our society tries to purport itself as
our society tries to purport itself as
our society tries to purport itself as being progressive and politically
being progressive and politically
being progressive and politically correct but apparently Adam Sandler and
correct but apparently Adam Sandler and
correct but apparently Adam Sandler and Kevin James did not get that memo
Kevin James did not get that memo
Kevin James did not get that memo because homophobia still serves as a
because homophobia still serves as a
because homophobia still serves as a recurring punchline in this film
recurring punchline in this film
recurring punchline in this film you mean like faggots oh yeah but no
really sure they’re trying to be ironic
really sure they’re trying to be ironic about it but if this is a satirical
about it but if this is a satirical
about it but if this is a satirical lesson on how not to discriminate it’s
lesson on how not to discriminate it’s
lesson on how not to discriminate it’s condescending at best I love you but I’m
condescending at best I love you but I’m
condescending at best I love you but I’m not in love with you if that makes any
not in love with you if that makes any
not in love with you if that makes any sense
sense
sense the film is about a couple of prejudiced
the film is about a couple of prejudiced
the film is about a couple of prejudiced firefighters who learn lessons of
firefighters who learn lessons of
firefighters who learn lessons of Tolerance by pretending to be gay
Tolerance by pretending to be gay
Tolerance by pretending to be gay everything would have been fine if you
everything would have been fine if you
everything would have been fine if you just let me and Larry make out like we
just let me and Larry make out like we
just let me and Larry make out like we got up and Adam Sandler is the last man
got up and Adam Sandler is the last man
got up and Adam Sandler is the last man you want to be patronized by that’s the
you want to be patronized by that’s the
you want to be patronized by that’s the way it works with us firemen sir you
way it works with us firemen sir you
way it works with us firemen sir you throw one of us in a fire we all go
throw one of us in a fire we all go
throw one of us in a fire we all go rushing in
rushing in
rushing in number nine click I’m not out drinking
number nine click I’m not out drinking
number nine click I’m not out drinking or gambling or hitting on chicks I’m
or gambling or hitting on chicks I’m
or gambling or hitting on chicks I’m working my ass off so my family can have
working my ass off so my family can have
working my ass off so my family can have a better life than I ever dreamed of
a better life than I ever dreamed of
a better life than I ever dreamed of having when I was a kid
having when I was a kid
having when I was a kid it’s an endearing movie about learning
it’s an endearing movie about learning
it’s an endearing movie about learning to value your life and the time that
to value your life and the time that
to value your life and the time that you’re given told through the fantasy of
you’re given told through the fantasy of
you’re given told through the fantasy of one man who’s apparently able to control
one man who’s apparently able to control
one man who’s apparently able to control everything around him with a handheld
everything around him with a handheld
everything around him with a handheld device the universal remote control that
device the universal remote control that
device the universal remote control that remote controls the universe yeah but
remote controls the universe yeah but
remote controls the universe yeah but what controls my dance skills
what could possibly ruin this one well
what could possibly ruin this one well fart jokes sex jokes and crotch kicks to
fart jokes sex jokes and crotch kicks to
fart jokes sex jokes and crotch kicks to start this a stick-up are you just happy
but it’s also painfully sappy which
but it’s also painfully sappy which doesn’t mesh well with the toilet humor
doesn’t mesh well with the toilet humor
doesn’t mesh well with the toilet humor I’m going to the bathroom it is
I’m going to the bathroom it is
I’m going to the bathroom it is relentless actually there’s a pattern in
relentless actually there’s a pattern in
relentless actually there’s a pattern in sandler comedies that’s slightly worse
sandler comedies that’s slightly worse
sandler comedies that’s slightly worse than is acting immature and
than is acting immature and
than is acting immature and irresponsible and it’s treating the
irresponsible and it’s treating the
irresponsible and it’s treating the audience as if they are
[Music]
[Music] number eight just go with it truth we
number eight just go with it truth we
number eight just go with it truth we practice you’d be her right now oh good
practice you’d be her right now oh good
practice you’d be her right now oh good okay hold on this is a diluted remake
okay hold on this is a diluted remake
okay hold on this is a diluted remake based on a movie that was based on a
based on a movie that was based on a
based on a movie that was based on a play that’s reduced to what gets spit
play that’s reduced to what gets spit
play that’s reduced to what gets spit out of Hollywood Sandler grindr
out of Hollywood Sandler grindr
out of Hollywood Sandler grindr something that makes you sad he plays a
something that makes you sad he plays a
something that makes you sad he plays a single man pretending to be going
single man pretending to be going
single man pretending to be going through a divorce in order to sustain a
through a divorce in order to sustain a
through a divorce in order to sustain a lie with his latest love interest you
lie with his latest love interest you
lie with his latest love interest you misread what I said but the characters
misread what I said but the characters
misread what I said but the characters are just that characters if it’s an
are just that characters if it’s an
are just that characters if it’s an acting job we should get paid yeah
acting job we should get paid yeah
acting job we should get paid yeah you’re gonna get paid in experience I
you’re gonna get paid in experience I
you’re gonna get paid in experience I want to actually get paid they’re barely
want to actually get paid they’re barely
want to actually get paid they’re barely developed and don’t really say or do
developed and don’t really say or do
developed and don’t really say or do anything particularly funny or
anything particularly funny or
anything particularly funny or interesting they’re just there
interesting they’re just there
interesting they’re just there it gets pretty boring pretty quickly and
it gets pretty boring pretty quickly and
it gets pretty boring pretty quickly and falls flat despite the a-list stars and
falls flat despite the a-list stars and
falls flat despite the a-list stars and pretty ladies it’s like it never
pretty ladies it’s like it never
pretty ladies it’s like it never happened
happened
happened number seven Little Nicky
number seven Little Nicky
number seven Little Nicky [Applause]
you couldn’t ask for a more star-studded
you couldn’t ask for a more star-studded cast but Adam Sandler drags them all to
cast but Adam Sandler drags them all to
cast but Adam Sandler drags them all to hell with this movie every Irish
hell with this movie every Irish
hell with this movie every Irish preconscious cake is the only thing
preconscious cake is the only thing
preconscious cake is the only thing worse than Sandler is consistent for
worse than Sandler is consistent for
worse than Sandler is consistent for trails of characters with what will
trails of characters with what will
trails of characters with what will politely refer to as childlike innocence
politely refer to as childlike innocence
politely refer to as childlike innocence is seeing him actually portraying a
is seeing him actually portraying a
is seeing him actually portraying a child but the celebrity cameos are just
child but the celebrity cameos are just
child but the celebrity cameos are just one gimmick of many in this convoluted
one gimmick of many in this convoluted
one gimmick of many in this convoluted film about Satan’s angsty son his family
film about Satan’s angsty son his family
film about Satan’s angsty son his family drama and the threat to our earth realm
number six bedtime stories the end let’s
number six bedtime stories the end let’s hope it works very well written
hope it works very well written
hope it works very well written brilliantly constructed I loved it this
brilliantly constructed I loved it this
brilliantly constructed I loved it this time Adam Sandler is subjecting children
time Adam Sandler is subjecting children
time Adam Sandler is subjecting children to his travesties with a story about
to his travesties with a story about
to his travesties with a story about tall tales coming true that sounds good
tall tales coming true that sounds good
tall tales coming true that sounds good for the environment and frankly that
for the environment and frankly that
for the environment and frankly that kind of makes sense since even his good
kind of makes sense since even his good
kind of makes sense since even his good movies have pretty much all been
movies have pretty much all been
movies have pretty much all been juvenile that’s right I forgot you was 6
juvenile that’s right I forgot you was 6
juvenile that’s right I forgot you was 6 we’re encouraged to believe that this
we’re encouraged to believe that this
we’re encouraged to believe that this family movie Sandler’s first
family movie Sandler’s first
family movie Sandler’s first family-friendly flick actually will warm
family-friendly flick actually will warm
family-friendly flick actually will warm our hearts with its childlike wonder and
our hearts with its childlike wonder and
our hearts with its childlike wonder and the power of imagination but there are
the power of imagination but there are
the power of imagination but there are too many lowbrow Sandler isms to engage
too many lowbrow Sandler isms to engage
too many lowbrow Sandler isms to engage us emotionally like this CGI guinea pig
us emotionally like this CGI guinea pig
us emotionally like this CGI guinea pig for example that punctuates much more of
for example that punctuates much more of
for example that punctuates much more of the dialogue than necessary number 5
the dialogue than necessary number 5
the dialogue than necessary number 5 grown-ups sailor comes close to
grown-ups sailor comes close to
grown-ups sailor comes close to admitting he’s acting immature by
admitting he’s acting immature by
admitting he’s acting immature by starring in this film about middle-aged
starring in this film about middle-aged
starring in this film about middle-aged dudes who used to play high school
dudes who used to play high school
dudes who used to play high school basketball together that relive their
basketball together that relive their
basketball together that relive their golden years for one weekend when does
golden years for one weekend when does
golden years for one weekend when does the lying stop its predictable and lazy
the lying stop its predictable and lazy
the lying stop its predictable and lazy using SNL alumni to spout stale fat and
using SNL alumni to spout stale fat and
using SNL alumni to spout stale fat and old gags since we’re getting things off
old gags since we’re getting things off
old gags since we’re getting things off our chest here I got a confession to
our chest here I got a confession to
our chest here I got a confession to make
I’m wearing a tube nope shit a few
I’m wearing a tube nope shit a few decades too late to their own party this
decades too late to their own party this
decades too late to their own party this film depends on b-list celebrities to
film depends on b-list celebrities to
film depends on b-list celebrities to rip off one another in place of an
rip off one another in place of an
rip off one another in place of an actual story what’s the problem
critics panned it heavily but viewers
critics panned it heavily but viewers didn’t as it was a box-office success
didn’t as it was a box-office success
didn’t as it was a box-office success that prompted a sequel which spoiler
that prompted a sequel which spoiler
that prompted a sequel which spoiler alert you’ll see soon resuming number
alert you’ll see soon resuming number
alert you’ll see soon resuming number four you don’t mess with the Zohan come
four you don’t mess with the Zohan come
four you don’t mess with the Zohan come on we got hoes deal easily his most
on we got hoes deal easily his most
on we got hoes deal easily his most shameless film sandler and his Happy
shameless film sandler and his Happy
shameless film sandler and his Happy Madison productions we’ve no raunchy
Madison productions we’ve no raunchy
Madison productions we’ve no raunchy vulgar desperate stone unturned when it
vulgar desperate stone unturned when it
vulgar desperate stone unturned when it comes to laughs
comes to laughs
comes to laughs [Music]
we’re well aware by now that toilet
we’re well aware by now that toilet humor is his bread and butter and in
humor is his bread and butter and in
humor is his bread and butter and in this one it slathered on as thick as
this one it slathered on as thick as
this one it slathered on as thick as hair gel maybe it needs some more oxygen
hair gel maybe it needs some more oxygen
hair gel maybe it needs some more oxygen is looks like it’s being strangled
is looks like it’s being strangled
is looks like it’s being strangled Zohan is trying to be a counterterrorism
Zohan is trying to be a counterterrorism
Zohan is trying to be a counterterrorism satire about an Israeli Mossad agent
satire about an Israeli Mossad agent
satire about an Israeli Mossad agent with hairdressing dreams but to be
with hairdressing dreams but to be
with hairdressing dreams but to be competent in this context it needs to be
competent in this context it needs to be
competent in this context it needs to be funny though no no no no a big foil this
funny though no no no no a big foil this
funny though no no no no a big foil this film is not though we’d hazard a guess
film is not though we’d hazard a guess
film is not though we’d hazard a guess that Sandler fans were satisfied was
that Sandler fans were satisfied was
that Sandler fans were satisfied was that your feet yes it’s the feet the
that your feet yes it’s the feet the
that your feet yes it’s the feet the feet uppercut number three that’s my boy
feet uppercut number three that’s my boy
feet uppercut number three that’s my boy what I thought they were taking it out
what I thought they were taking it out
what I thought they were taking it out automatically incest stat rape and
automatically incest stat rape and
automatically incest stat rape and masturbation jokes are just some of the
masturbation jokes are just some of the
masturbation jokes are just some of the classy ways this film hopes to produce
classy ways this film hopes to produce
classy ways this film hopes to produce its chuckles this one isn’t just bad
its chuckles this one isn’t just bad
its chuckles this one isn’t just bad because it’s unfunny and crude it’s bad
because it’s unfunny and crude it’s bad
because it’s unfunny and crude it’s bad because it’s offensively unfunny and
because it’s offensively unfunny and
because it’s offensively unfunny and crude you know God hurts me however will
crude you know God hurts me however will
crude you know God hurts me however will award originality points to Sandler’s
award originality points to Sandler’s
award originality points to Sandler’s unlikable irresponsible father
unlikable irresponsible father
unlikable irresponsible father protagonist I get you don’t like me I
protagonist I get you don’t like me I
protagonist I get you don’t like me I explode but it’s r-rated for good reason
explode but it’s r-rated for good reason
explode but it’s r-rated for good reason they go for broke with the white-trash
they go for broke with the white-trash
they go for broke with the white-trash stereotypes profanity and substance
stereotypes profanity and substance
stereotypes profanity and substance abuse and broke is exactly where it got
abuse and broke is exactly where it got
abuse and broke is exactly where it got them shocks broke who thought this would
them shocks broke who thought this would
them shocks broke who thought this would happen highs number two grown-ups – no
happen highs number two grown-ups – no
happen highs number two grown-ups – no problem began with most sequels an
problem began with most sequels an
problem began with most sequels an attempt is made to improve and expand on
attempt is made to improve and expand on
attempt is made to improve and expand on the content of the original film that
the content of the original film that
the content of the original film that way we can make money off of this one
way we can make money off of this one
way we can make money off of this one about Sandler’s character moving to his
about Sandler’s character moving to his
about Sandler’s character moving to his hometown for nostalgia sake is more of
hometown for nostalgia sake is more of
hometown for nostalgia sake is more of the same juvenile giggles that are to be
the same juvenile giggles that are to be
the same juvenile giggles that are to be expected from a film with an ironic
expected from a film with an ironic
expected from a film with an ironic title like this there is some
title like this there is some
title like this there is some consolation to be found in new
consolation to be found in new
consolation to be found in new characters and cameos making it more of
characters and cameos making it more of
characters and cameos making it more of an ensemble comedy
an ensemble comedy
an ensemble comedy an engineer and wave them like you just
an engineer and wave them like you just
an engineer and wave them like you just don’t care
don’t care
don’t care seho
seho
seho [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] but the story is still missing and
but the story is still missing and
but the story is still missing and that’s kind of important I mean it makes
that’s kind of important I mean it makes
that’s kind of important I mean it makes no sense only in there like a Hollywood
no sense only in there like a Hollywood
no sense only in there like a Hollywood movie yourself before we reveal our top
movie yourself before we reveal our top
movie yourself before we reveal our top pick here are some honorable or in this
pick here are some honorable or in this
pick here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions I’m only
case dishonorable mentions I’m only
case dishonorable mentions I’m only gonna say this one more time sir calm
gonna say this one more time sir calm
gonna say this one more time sir calm down don’t talk to my dad like that
down don’t talk to my dad like that
down don’t talk to my dad like that butthole language because they put all
butthole language because they put all
butthole language because they put all if she wants to not you man the guys
if she wants to not you man the guys
if she wants to not you man the guys talking about incest it’s not funny the
talking about incest it’s not funny the
talking about incest it’s not funny the guy needs help I could get to last with
guy needs help I could get to last with
guy needs help I could get to last with that guy probably farts on stage too no
that guy probably farts on stage too no
that guy probably farts on stage too no reason I bring this up to you here’s
reason I bring this up to you here’s
reason I bring this up to you here’s because uh
because uh
because uh was the worst offender number one
was the worst offender number one
was the worst offender number one jack-and-jill things we never needed to
jack-and-jill things we never needed to
jack-and-jill things we never needed to see include Adam Sandler in drag but
see include Adam Sandler in drag but
see include Adam Sandler in drag but alas Hollywood disagreed please tell me
alas Hollywood disagreed please tell me
alas Hollywood disagreed please tell me you don’t feel this I didn’t feel it
you don’t feel this I didn’t feel it
you don’t feel this I didn’t feel it maybe if you did it harder
maybe if you did it harder
maybe if you did it harder Sandler throws on a dress to be as
Sandler throws on a dress to be as
Sandler throws on a dress to be as annoying as possible beside the co-star
annoying as possible beside the co-star
annoying as possible beside the co-star he also plays but he succeeds mostly at
he also plays but he succeeds mostly at
he also plays but he succeeds mostly at annoying his audience character depth
annoying his audience character depth
annoying his audience character depth aside the highlights of Jack and Jill
aside the highlights of Jack and Jill
aside the highlights of Jack and Jill include chimichanga diarrhea
include chimichanga diarrhea
include chimichanga diarrhea Hispanic stereotypes fart jokes and
Hispanic stereotypes fart jokes and
Hispanic stereotypes fart jokes and overuse of product placement you are
overuse of product placement you are
overuse of product placement you are told before the play starts not to have
told before the play starts not to have
told before the play starts not to have it
it
it ring shut all cell phones off this is
ring shut all cell phones off this is
ring shut all cell phones off this is what the man said after watching the
what the man said after watching the
what the man said after watching the movie widely considered one of the worst
movie widely considered one of the worst
movie widely considered one of the worst ever we’re left with nothing but burning
ever we’re left with nothing but burning
ever we’re left with nothing but burning questions about this production like
questions about this production like
questions about this production like what is Al Pacino doing here be
what is Al Pacino doing here be
what is Al Pacino doing here be recognized ok do you agree with our list
recognized ok do you agree with our list
recognized ok do you agree with our list which Adam Sandler movie did you simply
which Adam Sandler movie did you simply
which Adam Sandler movie did you simply not enjoy for more top 10s published
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