Top 10 Weirdest Dating Simulator Games

hey man if that’s what you’re into we

hey man if that’s what you’re into we won’t judge you know what this might

won’t judge you know what this might

won’t judge you know what this might actually work

actually work

actually work welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 weirdest dating simulator games

for this list we’re looking at video

for this list we’re looking at video games that have you romancing NPCs which

games that have you romancing NPCs which

games that have you romancing NPCs which has to be the central mechanic or

has to be the central mechanic or

has to be the central mechanic or purpose of the game a rank is also based

purpose of the game a rank is also based

purpose of the game a rank is also based on a mixture of fan boats popularity and

on a mixture of fan boats popularity and

on a mixture of fan boats popularity and our own personal preference and of

our own personal preference and of

our own personal preference and of course how straight-up weird the whole

course how straight-up weird the whole

course how straight-up weird the whole thing truly is number 10 Namco high

are you a fan of all the crazy and

are you a fan of all the crazy and colorful characters created by Namco

colorful characters created by Namco

colorful characters created by Namco ever wondered what it would be like to

ever wondered what it would be like to

ever wondered what it would be like to actually date them in a high school

actually date them in a high school

actually date them in a high school setting well very strange person we have

setting well very strange person we have

setting well very strange person we have a game for you brought to us by the

a game for you brought to us by the

a game for you brought to us by the creator of Homestuck players assume the

creator of Homestuck players assume the

creator of Homestuck players assume the role of the cousin of the prints from

role of the cousin of the prints from

role of the cousin of the prints from Katamari Damacy who must navigate a high

Katamari Damacy who must navigate a high

Katamari Damacy who must navigate a high school filled with Namco characters and

school filled with Namco characters and

school filled with Namco characters and find true love

a game that has a lot of heart behind

a game that has a lot of heart behind it’s hilarious premise players can feel

it’s hilarious premise players can feel

it’s hilarious premise players can feel free to indulge in that secret passion

free to indulge in that secret passion

free to indulge in that secret passion they have always had towards such sex

they have always had towards such sex

they have always had towards such sex icons like Galaga and King hmm number

icons like Galaga and King hmm number

icons like Galaga and King hmm number nine au sin key the world conquest

we imagine a lot more people would study

we imagine a lot more people would study history if it turned out like this with

history if it turned out like this with

history if it turned out like this with the end goal of conquering the world

the end goal of conquering the world

the end goal of conquering the world players must gather over 70 historical

players must gather over 70 historical

players must gather over 70 historical figures to aid them in their conquest

figures to aid them in their conquest

figures to aid them in their conquest the catch is that they’re all oddly

the catch is that they’re all oddly

the catch is that they’re all oddly attractive moay girls icons like

attractive moay girls icons like

attractive moay girls icons like Lancelot Marco Polo and Napoleon all of

Lancelot Marco Polo and Napoleon all of

Lancelot Marco Polo and Napoleon all of them are now part of your army and also

them are now part of your army and also

them are now part of your army and also want to get into your pants

want to get into your pants

want to get into your pants Ranjan O’Neill Yahtzee us anything she

Ranjan O’Neill Yahtzee us anything she

Ranjan O’Neill Yahtzee us anything she must say coconut an extensive and fun

must say coconut an extensive and fun

must say coconut an extensive and fun strategy game by itself it’s still a

strategy game by itself it’s still a

strategy game by itself it’s still a little off-putting when you realize you

little off-putting when you realize you

little off-putting when you realize you were getting intimate with Billy the Kid

were getting intimate with Billy the Kid

were getting intimate with Billy the Kid and Christopher Columbus to myth number

and Christopher Columbus to myth number

and Christopher Columbus to myth number 8 Katawa shoujo

in the wrong hands this game could have

in the wrong hands this game could have come off as rather disturbing or

come off as rather disturbing or

come off as rather disturbing or blatantly offensive due to its content I

blatantly offensive due to its content I

blatantly offensive due to its content I mean the title literally means crippled

mean the title literally means crippled

mean the title literally means crippled girls however thanks to the care and

girls however thanks to the care and

girls however thanks to the care and consideration put into the narrative and

consideration put into the narrative and

consideration put into the narrative and characterization this romantic visual

characterization this romantic visual

characterization this romantic visual novel about disability and acceptance

novel about disability and acceptance

novel about disability and acceptance comes across as utterly charming for

comes across as utterly charming for

comes across as utterly charming for those willing to invest players take

those willing to invest players take

those willing to invest players take control of a student who suffers a rare

control of a student who suffers a rare

control of a student who suffers a rare heart condition and has been transferred

heart condition and has been transferred

heart condition and has been transferred to an academy for disabled children

to an academy for disabled children

to an academy for disabled children while he’s there he encounters various

while he’s there he encounters various

while he’s there he encounters various ladies who are all crippled in some way

ladies who are all crippled in some way

ladies who are all crippled in some way whether it be severe burns blindness or

whether it be severe burns blindness or

whether it be severe burns blindness or the loss of limbs and yet to choose who

the loss of limbs and yet to choose who

the loss of limbs and yet to choose who he pursues a relationship with and who

he pursues a relationship with and who

he pursues a relationship with and who we’re not just talking about the

we’re not just talking about the

we’re not just talking about the occasional kiss here

isn’t it the dream of every princess to

isn’t it the dream of every princess to find themselves captivated by their true

find themselves captivated by their true

find themselves captivated by their true love and whisked away to find their

love and whisked away to find their

love and whisked away to find their happily ever after

happily ever after

happily ever after how do you improve upon such fairytale

how do you improve upon such fairytale

how do you improve upon such fairytale romance by having your prince charming

romance by having your prince charming

romance by having your prince charming be a skeleton of course you’re into

be a skeleton of course you’re into

be a skeleton of course you’re into skinny dudes right awakening in the

skinny dudes right awakening in the

skinny dudes right awakening in the kingdom of the Dead players have to

kingdom of the Dead players have to

kingdom of the Dead players have to search for their true love and world of

search for their true love and world of

search for their true love and world of phantoms zombies and beautifully macabre

phantoms zombies and beautifully macabre

phantoms zombies and beautifully macabre artwork will you choose kings ah maybe a

artwork will you choose kings ah maybe a

artwork will you choose kings ah maybe a rather handsome looking Victor

rather handsome looking Victor

rather handsome looking Victor Frankenstein not for asking enough for

Frankenstein not for asking enough for

Frankenstein not for asking enough for you well you can always throw caution to

you well you can always throw caution to

you well you can always throw caution to the wind and try to capture the heart of

the wind and try to capture the heart of

the wind and try to capture the heart of a ghost in cigar smoking talking

a ghost in cigar smoking talking

a ghost in cigar smoking talking skeleton that’s where the real money is

number six Tomac save the earth love

number six Tomac save the earth love story this game tries to teach us the

story this game tries to teach us the

story this game tries to teach us the ever-important message of how love is

ever-important message of how love is

ever-important message of how love is not all about looks but about the

not all about looks but about the

not all about looks but about the personality within as well the goddess

personality within as well the goddess

personality within as well the goddess of love

of love

of love Evian is willing to risk her life for

Evian is willing to risk her life for

Evian is willing to risk her life for this belief as a result she sent to

this belief as a result she sent to

this belief as a result she sent to earth to prove it before demons destroy

earth to prove it before demons destroy

earth to prove it before demons destroy the human race it’s your job to help her

the human race it’s your job to help her

the human race it’s your job to help her by romancing her severed but still

by romancing her severed but still

by romancing her severed but still living head that now rests in a

living head that now rests in a

living head that now rests in a flowerpot that certainly is one way of

flowerpot that certainly is one way of

flowerpot that certainly is one way of trying to get your point across

trying to get your point across

trying to get your point across get on the ones and twos and cut my CD

get on the ones and twos and cut my CD

get on the ones and twos and cut my CD mixes ain’t allowed in the spot just

mixes ain’t allowed in the spot just

mixes ain’t allowed in the spot just real djz it’s tables if you can get past

real djz it’s tables if you can get past

real djz it’s tables if you can get past the fact that you’re falling for a

the fact that you’re falling for a

the fact that you’re falling for a dismembered cranium or if you’re just

dismembered cranium or if you’re just

dismembered cranium or if you’re just really in botany then we’re sure you’ll

really in botany then we’re sure you’ll

really in botany then we’re sure you’ll have a great time with this game you

have a great time with this game you

have a great time with this game you have been warned though

number-5 huniepop funny but let’s leave

number-5 huniepop funny but let’s leave us our chasm to me all right

us our chasm to me all right

us our chasm to me all right huge boobs and candy crush together at

huge boobs and candy crush together at

huge boobs and candy crush together at last

last

last making no apologies for what it is this

making no apologies for what it is this

making no apologies for what it is this oddly addictive and steamy game revolves

oddly addictive and steamy game revolves

oddly addictive and steamy game revolves around you dating and seducing a number

around you dating and seducing a number

around you dating and seducing a number of women via a match-three puzzle style

of women via a match-three puzzle style

of women via a match-three puzzle style gameplay the fun comes from the diverse

gameplay the fun comes from the diverse

gameplay the fun comes from the diverse personalities of its fully voiced

personalities of its fully voiced

personalities of its fully voiced characters that assures that the players

characters that assures that the players

characters that assures that the players will be fully immersed as they endeavor

will be fully immersed as they endeavor

will be fully immersed as they endeavor to dig their way to a very vocal and

to dig their way to a very vocal and

to dig their way to a very vocal and very explicit night between the sheets

with characters that range from the

with characters that range from the teacher you always wanted to a love

teacher you always wanted to a love

teacher you always wanted to a love fairy to a single mother and even a

fairy to a single mother and even a

fairy to a single mother and even a humanoid Kitty huniepop will ensure that

humanoid Kitty huniepop will ensure that

humanoid Kitty huniepop will ensure that you’ll be enjoying every second of your

you’ll be enjoying every second of your

you’ll be enjoying every second of your addictive shame I underestimated you I’m

addictive shame I underestimated you I’m

addictive shame I underestimated you I’m sorry about that number 4 Jurassic Heart

we’re not exactly sure who watched

we’re not exactly sure who watched Steven Spielberg’s cinematic masterpiece

Steven Spielberg’s cinematic masterpiece

Steven Spielberg’s cinematic masterpiece and thought to themselves

and thought to themselves

and thought to themselves hey man that t-rex is kind of cute but

hey man that t-rex is kind of cute but

hey man that t-rex is kind of cute but lo and behold here we are this game is

lo and behold here we are this game is

lo and behold here we are this game is weird in every way yet it somehow

weird in every way yet it somehow

weird in every way yet it somehow manages to come across as an earnest

manages to come across as an earnest

manages to come across as an earnest after-school get-together between a girl

after-school get-together between a girl

after-school get-together between a girl and a guy who may just fall in love

and a guy who may just fall in love

and a guy who may just fall in love except for the fact that he’s a dinosaur

except for the fact that he’s a dinosaur

except for the fact that he’s a dinosaur since the dialogue is played so

since the dialogue is played so

since the dialogue is played so seriously it’s easy to forget just how

seriously it’s easy to forget just how

seriously it’s easy to forget just how ridiculous this whole premise is but

ridiculous this whole premise is but

ridiculous this whole premise is but that’s where it gets its charm it’s odd

that’s where it gets its charm it’s odd

that’s where it gets its charm it’s odd innocence in short length ensures that

innocence in short length ensures that

innocence in short length ensures that you will believe that a Tyrannosaurus is

you will believe that a Tyrannosaurus is

you will believe that a Tyrannosaurus is love is worth fighting for number three

love is worth fighting for number three

love is worth fighting for number three my girlfriend is the president huh you

my girlfriend is the president huh you

my girlfriend is the president huh you might be thinking that compared to all

might be thinking that compared to all

might be thinking that compared to all the other entries this hardly seems

the other entries this hardly seems

the other entries this hardly seems weird in fact it could open up some

weird in fact it could open up some

weird in fact it could open up some really interesting dialogue choices

really interesting dialogue choices

really interesting dialogue choices about love and tangled with politics

it certainly could if it weren’t for the

it certainly could if it weren’t for the fact that your girlfriend becomes the

fact that your girlfriend becomes the

fact that your girlfriend becomes the president because she was randomly

president because she was randomly

president because she was randomly selected by aliens who crashed into the

selected by aliens who crashed into the

selected by aliens who crashed into the earth killed the last president and

earth killed the last president and

earth killed the last president and brainwashed the rest of humanity into

brainwashed the rest of humanity into

brainwashed the rest of humanity into thinking your childhood friend is the

thinking your childhood friend is the

thinking your childhood friend is the President of the United States of Nippon

President of the United States of Nippon

President of the United States of Nippon an international crisis breaks out over

an international crisis breaks out over

an international crisis breaks out over the hero with options to romance the

the hero with options to romance the

the hero with options to romance the less than qualified president or even a

less than qualified president or even a

less than qualified president or even a sentient spaceship this game definitely

sentient spaceship this game definitely

sentient spaceship this game definitely fits into the weird category we assure

fits into the weird category we assure

fits into the weird category we assure you

number two creature of koishi Oh Coco no

number two creature of koishi Oh Coco no kokoro to be honest we’re struggling to

kokoro to be honest we’re struggling to

kokoro to be honest we’re struggling to figure out who this game was made for

figure out who this game was made for

figure out who this game was made for either someone out there has a fetish we

either someone out there has a fetish we

either someone out there has a fetish we don’t know about or developers somehow

don’t know about or developers somehow

don’t know about or developers somehow knew that a dating simulator about a

knew that a dating simulator about a

knew that a dating simulator about a romanticized humanoid grasshopper would

romanticized humanoid grasshopper would

romanticized humanoid grasshopper would kind of sell the fact that protagonist

kind of sell the fact that protagonist

kind of sell the fact that protagonist doesn’t seem to be thrown off by the

doesn’t seem to be thrown off by the

doesn’t seem to be thrown off by the whole thing is so awkward and terrifying

whole thing is so awkward and terrifying

whole thing is so awkward and terrifying that you’re almost compelled to see it

that you’re almost compelled to see it

that you’re almost compelled to see it through to the end

through to the end

through to the end while the complementary sex appeal and

while the complementary sex appeal and

while the complementary sex appeal and love’s first kiss scenes are thrown in

love’s first kiss scenes are thrown in

love’s first kiss scenes are thrown in just to make the players question what

just to make the players question what

just to make the players question what they’re doing with their lives we’re

they’re doing with their lives we’re

they’re doing with their lives we’re thankful that the developers didn’t

thankful that the developers didn’t

thankful that the developers didn’t decide to go all the way because we’re

decide to go all the way because we’re

decide to go all the way because we’re not sure we can handle it

before we reveal our number one pick

before we reveal our number one pick here a few marble mentions

number one how to fool boyfriend well

number one how to fool boyfriend well here it is the videogame that made us

here it is the videogame that made us

here it is the videogame that made us fall in love with pigeons as the only

fall in love with pigeons as the only

fall in love with pigeons as the only human attending st. Pigeon ations you

human attending st. Pigeon ations you

human attending st. Pigeon ations you find yourself interacting with a whole

find yourself interacting with a whole

find yourself interacting with a whole host of large intelligent and diverse

host of large intelligent and diverse

host of large intelligent and diverse Birds that’s not a euphemism that you’ll

Birds that’s not a euphemism that you’ll

Birds that’s not a euphemism that you’ll eventually end up Romancing the

tongue-in-cheek humor combined with an

tongue-in-cheek humor combined with an intermingling series of storylines

intermingling series of storylines

intermingling series of storylines culminates in a game that will have you

culminates in a game that will have you

culminates in a game that will have you actually caring for your feathered

actually caring for your feathered

actually caring for your feathered companion whether it’s the murderous

companion whether it’s the murderous

companion whether it’s the murderous doctor you ami-nee the suave super spy

doctor you ami-nee the suave super spy

doctor you ami-nee the suave super spy Yuya the frail yet sweet nageki or the

Yuya the frail yet sweet nageki or the

Yuya the frail yet sweet nageki or the sexiest he’ll focus on this is one

sexiest he’ll focus on this is one

sexiest he’ll focus on this is one bizarre dating sim you’ll find yourself

bizarre dating sim you’ll find yourself

bizarre dating sim you’ll find yourself revisiting again and again for the sheer

Top 10 Weirdest Dating Simulator Games

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