you survived high school but now it’s time for the big leagues can you take me
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top 10 ways to survive college ever bro
10 ways to survive college ever bro
10 ways to survive college ever bro don’t cost nothing
don’t cost nothing
don’t cost nothing for this list will be sharing insightful
for this list will be sharing insightful
for this list will be sharing insightful advice on how to make college the best
advice on how to make college the best
advice on how to make college the best four years of your life or five if you
four years of your life or five if you
four years of your life or five if you go for super senior status write that
go for super senior status write that
go for super senior status write that down I don’t have a pencil remember that
down I don’t have a pencil remember that
down I don’t have a pencil remember that number ten keep in touch with family
number ten keep in touch with family
number ten keep in touch with family it’s just I wish I could always be with
it’s just I wish I could always be with
it’s just I wish I could always be with you
you
you College provides a golden opportunity to
College provides a golden opportunity to
College provides a golden opportunity to branch out meet new people and grow up
branch out meet new people and grow up
branch out meet new people and grow up just because you’re in the adult world
just because you’re in the adult world
just because you’re in the adult world doesn’t mean you should cut ties with
doesn’t mean you should cut ties with
doesn’t mean you should cut ties with your parents though yes I am sad Hayley
your parents though yes I am sad Hayley
your parents though yes I am sad Hayley is leaving but I’m gonna be okay knowing
is leaving but I’m gonna be okay knowing
is leaving but I’m gonna be okay knowing I’ve done everything I can to get her
I’ve done everything I can to get her
I’ve done everything I can to get her set up and prepared and off on the right
set up and prepared and off on the right
set up and prepared and off on the right foot not me chances are you’re still
foot not me chances are you’re still
foot not me chances are you’re still gonna need a promotional support the
gonna need a promotional support the
gonna need a promotional support the occasional home-cooked meal and maybe
occasional home-cooked meal and maybe
occasional home-cooked meal and maybe even free laundry services sure they may
even free laundry services sure they may
even free laundry services sure they may be overbearing an annoying oh my god
be overbearing an annoying oh my god
be overbearing an annoying oh my god what is that shirt for you wait uh
what is that shirt for you wait uh
what is that shirt for you wait uh Hayley don’t be moving company see cuz
Hayley don’t be moving company see cuz
Hayley don’t be moving company see cuz we’re moving you here and here but when
we’re moving you here and here but when
we’re moving you here and here but when college life is getting you down however
college life is getting you down however
college life is getting you down however a phone call or skype session with the
a phone call or skype session with the
a phone call or skype session with the family can make things a lot better yeah
family can make things a lot better yeah
family can make things a lot better yeah you’re a little too close to the camera
you’re a little too close to the camera
you’re a little too close to the camera can you back up a bit
every time visiting your dysfunctional
every time visiting your dysfunctional family over Thanksgiving can also make
family over Thanksgiving can also make
family over Thanksgiving can also make you appreciate your neurotic roommate as
you appreciate your neurotic roommate as
you appreciate your neurotic roommate as well
well
well geez buy me a coat oh snap man we still
geez buy me a coat oh snap man we still
geez buy me a coat oh snap man we still say the same thing this is amazing
say the same thing this is amazing
say the same thing this is amazing carrots father neighbors glow stick well
carrots father neighbors glow stick well
carrots father neighbors glow stick well Oh number nine get pre-owned books once
Oh number nine get pre-owned books once
Oh number nine get pre-owned books once you get to college you’ll figure out
you get to college you’ll figure out
you get to college you’ll figure out really fast that everything has an
really fast that everything has an
really fast that everything has an outrageous price tag particularly
outrageous price tag particularly
outrageous price tag particularly textbooks the average college student
textbooks the average college student
textbooks the average college student can spend roughly a thousand dollars on
can spend roughly a thousand dollars on
can spend roughly a thousand dollars on books per year that’s insane
books per year that’s insane
books per year that’s insane let me buy your books okay the expensive
let me buy your books okay the expensive
let me buy your books okay the expensive yeah well I owe you that at least right
yeah well I owe you that at least right
yeah well I owe you that at least right about a thousand dollars what makes this
about a thousand dollars what makes this
about a thousand dollars what makes this even more unreasonable is that sometimes
even more unreasonable is that sometimes
even more unreasonable is that sometimes you’ll never even open the damn things
you’ll never even open the damn things
you’ll never even open the damn things unless you’ve taken up pressing
unless you’ve taken up pressing
unless you’ve taken up pressing wildflowers
if a textbook is a hundred percent
if a textbook is a hundred percent required for a course though get a
required for a course though get a
required for a course though get a pre-owned copy off-campus if you can you
pre-owned copy off-campus if you can you
pre-owned copy off-campus if you can you might be able to save yourself a few
might be able to save yourself a few
might be able to save yourself a few hundred bucks and be sure to trade it
hundred bucks and be sure to trade it
hundred bucks and be sure to trade it back in once this master is over to get
back in once this master is over to get
back in once this master is over to get some of that money back number eight
some of that money back number eight
some of that money back number eight caffeine coffees fine drink it
caffeine coffees fine drink it
caffeine coffees fine drink it shit I don’t know this is espresso you
shit I don’t know this is espresso you
shit I don’t know this is espresso you know it’s like coffee Zilla in college
know it’s like coffee Zilla in college
know it’s like coffee Zilla in college it’s essential to get a good night’s
it’s essential to get a good night’s
it’s essential to get a good night’s sleep bed maybe the occasional nap when
sleep bed maybe the occasional nap when
sleep bed maybe the occasional nap when presented with a full plate however
presented with a full plate however
presented with a full plate however sometimes they’ll have to cut your eight
sometimes they’ll have to cut your eight
sometimes they’ll have to cut your eight hours of rest short
this is where caffeine enters into the
this is where caffeine enters into the mix whether you’re staying up late to
mix whether you’re staying up late to
mix whether you’re staying up late to complete a midterm or waking up early
complete a midterm or waking up early
complete a midterm or waking up early for a class a nice cup of joe is a good
for a class a nice cup of joe is a good
for a class a nice cup of joe is a good way to keep you alert and energized
now that’s fresh Mountain grown coffee
now that’s fresh Mountain grown coffee from the hills of Columbia grant it
from the hills of Columbia grant it
from the hills of Columbia grant it Starbucks and other coffee chains are
Starbucks and other coffee chains are
Starbucks and other coffee chains are bound to charge you a bundle for that
bound to charge you a bundle for that
bound to charge you a bundle for that measly espresso however if it keeps you
measly espresso however if it keeps you
measly espresso however if it keeps you awake throughout your pretentious
awake throughout your pretentious
awake throughout your pretentious professors boring lecture though it’s
professors boring lecture though it’s
professors boring lecture though it’s probably worth every penny in 1930 the
probably worth every penny in 1930 the
probably worth every penny in 1930 the republican-controlled House of
republican-controlled House of
republican-controlled House of Representatives in an effort to
Representatives in an effort to
Representatives in an effort to alleviate the effects of the anyone
alleviate the effects of the anyone
alleviate the effects of the anyone anyone number-7 skipping class cover
anyone number-7 skipping class cover
anyone number-7 skipping class cover your ass how could I possibly be
your ass how could I possibly be
your ass how could I possibly be expected to handle school in a day like
expected to handle school in a day like
expected to handle school in a day like this you’ll be happy to know that
this you’ll be happy to know that
this you’ll be happy to know that college doesn’t have as many regulations
college doesn’t have as many regulations
college doesn’t have as many regulations as in high school for example if you
as in high school for example if you
as in high school for example if you decide to skip class you’re not gonna
decide to skip class you’re not gonna
decide to skip class you’re not gonna get in trouble with your parents or the
get in trouble with your parents or the
get in trouble with your parents or the principle if Ferris thinks that he can
principle if Ferris thinks that he can
principle if Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month and still
just coast through this month and still
just coast through this month and still graduate he is sorely mistaken when
graduate he is sorely mistaken when
graduate he is sorely mistaken when you’re overworked or overstressed
you’re overworked or overstressed
you’re overworked or overstressed ditching a certain class can be
ditching a certain class can be
ditching a certain class can be completely acceptable the joys of
completely acceptable the joys of
completely acceptable the joys of mortgaging your future just be sure to
mortgaging your future just be sure to
mortgaging your future just be sure to plan ahead after all you wouldn’t want
plan ahead after all you wouldn’t want
plan ahead after all you wouldn’t want to be absent the day of a final exam or
to be absent the day of a final exam or
to be absent the day of a final exam or the day when your fifty page thesis is
the day when your fifty page thesis is
the day when your fifty page thesis is due then then then pick up pick up pick
due then then then pick up pick up pick
due then then then pick up pick up pick up pick up your finals in exactly seven
up pick up your finals in exactly seven
up pick up your finals in exactly seven minutes in case you do miss an important
minutes in case you do miss an important
minutes in case you do miss an important lecture ask somebody from class if you
lecture ask somebody from class if you
lecture ask somebody from class if you can copy their notes college students
can copy their notes college students
can copy their notes college students got a stick together
got a stick together
got a stick together write that down number six cook simple
write that down number six cook simple
write that down number six cook simple meals that’s a milk card yeah cottage
meals that’s a milk card yeah cottage
meals that’s a milk card yeah cottage cheese doesn’t come in a milk carton
cheese doesn’t come in a milk carton
cheese doesn’t come in a milk carton when you’re living on campus the dining
when you’re living on campus the dining
when you’re living on campus the dining hall will very likely be your primary
hall will very likely be your primary
hall will very likely be your primary source of something resembling food
source of something resembling food
source of something resembling food eating pizza and burgers every day is
eating pizza and burgers every day is
eating pizza and burgers every day is tempting but that’s the fast track to
tempting but that’s the fast track to
tempting but that’s the fast track to the dreaded and all too real freshman 15
depression 15 besides most of the time
depression 15 besides most of the time you’re gonna be in too much of a rush to
you’re gonna be in too much of a rush to
you’re gonna be in too much of a rush to eat a big feast
eat a big feast
eat a big feast rather than gorging on fries and the
rather than gorging on fries and the
rather than gorging on fries and the bowl of french dressing and carrots that
bowl of french dressing and carrots that
bowl of french dressing and carrots that you call a salad fix yourself up a quick
you call a salad fix yourself up a quick
you call a salad fix yourself up a quick simple meal you flip it over nice and
simple meal you flip it over nice and
simple meal you flip it over nice and sprinkle cheese all over it and then let
sprinkle cheese all over it and then let
sprinkle cheese all over it and then let it cook more on that side of tortillas
it cook more on that side of tortillas
it cook more on that side of tortillas gonna get crispy like a nacho chip and
gonna get crispy like a nacho chip and
gonna get crispy like a nacho chip and be sure to add cereal pop-tarts and
be sure to add cereal pop-tarts and
be sure to add cereal pop-tarts and granola bars to your grocery list oh and
granola bars to your grocery list oh and
granola bars to your grocery list oh and you can’t forget about those
you can’t forget about those
you can’t forget about those microwavable noodles they’re basically
microwavable noodles they’re basically
microwavable noodles they’re basically required number five make friends in
required number five make friends in
required number five make friends in your field of study I’ve come to join
your field of study I’ve come to join
your field of study I’ve come to join your study group and look I brought
your study group and look I brought
your study group and look I brought sustenance by befriending others in your
sustenance by befriending others in your
sustenance by befriending others in your field of study you can gain numerous
field of study you can gain numerous
field of study you can gain numerous professional contacts that will help you
professional contacts that will help you
professional contacts that will help you achieve career goals networking aside
achieve career goals networking aside
achieve career goals networking aside making contacts is also important for
making contacts is also important for
making contacts is also important for social purposes you’ve just stopped
social purposes you’ve just stopped
social purposes you’ve just stopped being a study group you have become
being a study group you have become
being a study group you have become something unstoppable I hereby pronounce
something unstoppable I hereby pronounce
something unstoppable I hereby pronounce you a community if you felt like an
you a community if you felt like an
you a community if you felt like an outsider in high school
outsider in high school
outsider in high school don’t worry college is a very different
don’t worry college is a very different
don’t worry college is a very different place that brings together all sorts of
place that brings together all sorts of
place that brings together all sorts of diverse people that share aspirations
diverse people that share aspirations
diverse people that share aspirations very similar to your own we promise you
very similar to your own we promise you
very similar to your own we promise you this is like a thing now
this is like a thing now
this is like a thing now Oh toast you’ll likely meet some of your
Oh toast you’ll likely meet some of your
Oh toast you’ll likely meet some of your new best friends in a study group or
new best friends in a study group or
new best friends in a study group or doing an extracurricular activity
once the work session is over feel free
once the work session is over feel free to head out for some drinks with the
to head out for some drinks with the
to head out for some drinks with the gang but always be safe this is our
gang but always be safe this is our
gang but always be safe this is our uncle Jager that’s right drink up
tastes like shit when you Scotch number
tastes like shit when you Scotch number 4 class selection and first class is the
4 class selection and first class is the
4 class selection and first class is the two nude getting to choose your own
two nude getting to choose your own
two nude getting to choose your own classes really sounds awesome and in
classes really sounds awesome and in
classes really sounds awesome and in many respects it is however class
many respects it is however class
many respects it is however class selection can backfire big time if you
selection can backfire big time if you
selection can backfire big time if you don’t know with ropes first and foremost
don’t know with ropes first and foremost
don’t know with ropes first and foremost try if you can to never sign up for
try if you can to never sign up for
try if you can to never sign up for classes before 9 a.m.
classes before 9 a.m.
classes before 9 a.m. unless you’re a really good morning
unless you’re a really good morning
unless you’re a really good morning person I mean did you really want a
person I mean did you really want a
person I mean did you really want a class at 8 a.m. I didn’t also try to
class at 8 a.m. I didn’t also try to
class at 8 a.m. I didn’t also try to only sign up for classes on Monday
only sign up for classes on Monday
only sign up for classes on Monday through Thursday that way you can
through Thursday that way you can
through Thursday that way you can ideally just unwind on Friday and take a
ideally just unwind on Friday and take a
ideally just unwind on Friday and take a three-day weekend if the planets aligned
three-day weekend if the planets aligned
three-day weekend if the planets aligned perfectly and this is a big if it’s even
perfectly and this is a big if it’s even
perfectly and this is a big if it’s even possible to schedule all of your classes
possible to schedule all of your classes
possible to schedule all of your classes on one day but you could schedule out
on one day but you could schedule out
on one day but you could schedule out your classes on a Monday and then take a
your classes on a Monday and then take a
your classes on a Monday and then take a six-day week they can do a lot of things
six-day week they can do a lot of things
six-day week they can do a lot of things there’s nothing better than a 6 day
there’s nothing better than a 6 day
there’s nothing better than a 6 day weekend aside from you know just taking
weekend aside from you know just taking
weekend aside from you know just taking the whole week off you don’t go out
the whole week off you don’t go out
the whole week off you don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that do
looking for a job dressed like that do
looking for a job dressed like that do you on a weekday is this so what does
you on a weekday is this so what does
you on a weekday is this so what does number 3 study what you like so uh why
number 3 study what you like so uh why
number 3 study what you like so uh why you picked this class anyways pretty
you picked this class anyways pretty
you picked this class anyways pretty hard Oh
hard Oh
hard Oh beautiful view
all right while you’ll likely have to
all right while you’ll likely have to take at least a few boring courses to
take at least a few boring courses to
take at least a few boring courses to get all your required credits college
get all your required credits college
get all your required credits college also allows students an opportunity to
also allows students an opportunity to
also allows students an opportunity to hone in on their interests I can swear
hone in on their interests I can swear
hone in on their interests I can swear his looking at you a said the next Bill
his looking at you a said the next Bill
his looking at you a said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room select
Gates could be right in this room select
Gates could be right in this room select your major based on what you’re
your major based on what you’re
your major based on what you’re passionate about whether it’s
passionate about whether it’s
passionate about whether it’s engineering history basket weaving or
engineering history basket weaving or
engineering history basket weaving or the history of basket weaving if you
the history of basket weaving if you
the history of basket weaving if you start to lose interest down the line
start to lose interest down the line
start to lose interest down the line there’s no shame in changing your major
there’s no shame in changing your major
there’s no shame in changing your major I see we have our first surrender or a
I see we have our first surrender or a
I see we have our first surrender or a mr. Zuckerberg brighter men than you
mr. Zuckerberg brighter men than you
mr. Zuckerberg brighter men than you have tried and failed this class I’ve a
have tried and failed this class I’ve a
have tried and failed this class I’ve a little bit one modified bit on a
little bit one modified bit on a
little bit one modified bit on a reference to permission yes if your
reference to permission yes if your
reference to permission yes if your finances allow it you can even transfer
finances allow it you can even transfer
finances allow it you can even transfer schools if you feel that another
schools if you feel that another
schools if you feel that another environment would be more beneficial I
environment would be more beneficial I
environment would be more beneficial I got into my dream school just don’t
got into my dream school just don’t
got into my dream school just don’t study something you don’t like or
study something you don’t like or
study something you don’t like or understand that’s the first step towards
understand that’s the first step towards
understand that’s the first step towards a miserable future school is overrated I
a miserable future school is overrated I
a miserable future school is overrated I didn’t go to school and look at me
didn’t go to school and look at me
didn’t go to school and look at me number two budget your money we’re still
number two budget your money we’re still
number two budget your money we’re still $1200 short of our next tuition payment
$1200 short of our next tuition payment
$1200 short of our next tuition payment you thought books were expensive just
you thought books were expensive just
you thought books were expensive just wait till you see the bill for your
wait till you see the bill for your
wait till you see the bill for your tuition here’s a tip try to apply for
tuition here’s a tip try to apply for
tuition here’s a tip try to apply for any scholarships and financial aid you
any scholarships and financial aid you
any scholarships and financial aid you could be eligible for how do you afford
could be eligible for how do you afford
could be eligible for how do you afford it even with the student aid and the
it even with the student aid and the
it even with the student aid and the folks back home hustling corn nuts I
folks back home hustling corn nuts I
folks back home hustling corn nuts I want a young American merit scholarship
want a young American merit scholarship
want a young American merit scholarship hooah
hooah
hooah you can also take out a student loan but
you can also take out a student loan but
you can also take out a student loan but be prepared to spend the rest of your
be prepared to spend the rest of your
be prepared to spend the rest of your life paying for it even if your parents
life paying for it even if your parents
life paying for it even if your parents put aside a nice college fund for you
put aside a nice college fund for you
put aside a nice college fund for you you’ll still need enough cash for
you’ll still need enough cash for
you’ll still need enough cash for leftover food and housing budget your
leftover food and housing budget your
leftover food and housing budget your money well and don’t overspend on
money well and don’t overspend on
money well and don’t overspend on luxuries even if that means shopping at
luxuries even if that means shopping at
luxuries even if that means shopping at a 99-cent store and having your
a 99-cent store and having your
a 99-cent store and having your anniversary dinner at Burger King
anniversary dinner at Burger King
anniversary dinner at Burger King smile your mr. smileys
would you like to try our new beef and
would you like to try our new beef and cheese pot pie on a stick just a dollar
cheese pot pie on a stick just a dollar
cheese pot pie on a stick just a dollar ninety-nine for a limited time only
ninety-nine for a limited time only
ninety-nine for a limited time only before we impart our tump piece of
before we impart our tump piece of
before we impart our tump piece of wisdom here are a few honorable mentions
wisdom here are a few honorable mentions
wisdom here are a few honorable mentions guys we’re wasting the whole day here
guys we’re wasting the whole day here
guys we’re wasting the whole day here we’re in Paris let’s go to the Louvre so
we’re in Paris let’s go to the Louvre so
we’re in Paris let’s go to the Louvre so what is this cartoon mean it shows how
what is this cartoon mean it shows how
what is this cartoon mean it shows how the depletion of our natural resources
the depletion of our natural resources
the depletion of our natural resources is pitted our small farmers against each
is pitted our small farmers against each
is pitted our small farmers against each other yes
other yes
other yes and Birds go tweet what else
number one manage your time now that mom
number one manage your time now that mom and dad are no longer around to
and dad are no longer around to
and dad are no longer around to constantly monitor your activities
constantly monitor your activities
constantly monitor your activities you’re free to abide by your own dang
you’re free to abide by your own dang
you’re free to abide by your own dang schedule if you want to skip a study
schedule if you want to skip a study
schedule if you want to skip a study session to go out and party that’s up to
session to go out and party that’s up to
session to go out and party that’s up to you think about a plan let’s go get
you think about a plan let’s go get
you think about a plan let’s go get stuff sounds good with that said
stuff sounds good with that said
stuff sounds good with that said slacking off too much can result in a
slacking off too much can result in a
slacking off too much can result in a zero point zero GPA if you’re planning
zero point zero GPA if you’re planning
zero point zero GPA if you’re planning to be a Christmas grad highly suggest
to be a Christmas grad highly suggest
to be a Christmas grad highly suggest you stay on top of your readings study
you stay on top of your readings study
you stay on top of your readings study study study study study study study
study study study study study study
study study study study study study study study of course you probably don’t
study study of course you probably don’t
study study of course you probably don’t need to dictate all of your time to
need to dictate all of your time to
need to dictate all of your time to studying either part of the college
studying either part of the college
studying either part of the college experience is having fun too it’s all
experience is having fun too it’s all
experience is having fun too it’s all about finding the perfect balance
about finding the perfect balance
about finding the perfect balance between work time and playtime but it
between work time and playtime but it
between work time and playtime but it has to be a balance I give you fear
do you agree with our list what advice
do you agree with our list what advice would you give someone going to college
would you give someone going to college
would you give someone going to college there is no aspect no facet no moment of
there is no aspect no facet no moment of
there is no aspect no facet no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza
life that can’t be improved with pizza
life that can’t be improved with pizza for more educational top 10s published
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