Top 10 Ways to Kill a Vampire

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Nightcrawler the bloodsucker a vampire

Nightcrawler the bloodsucker a vampire for centuries these bloodsuckers have

for centuries these bloodsuckers have

for centuries these bloodsuckers have been a worst nightmare so it’s fitting

been a worst nightmare so it’s fitting

been a worst nightmare so it’s fitting that by now we’ve had a list of their

that by now we’ve had a list of their

that by now we’ve had a list of their pet peeves welcome to watchmojo.com and

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today we’ll be counting down our picks

today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 ways to kill a vampire

for the top 10 ways to kill a vampire

for the top 10 ways to kill a vampire death by stereo for this list we’re

death by stereo for this list we’re

death by stereo for this list we’re looking at all the methods that will

looking at all the methods that will

looking at all the methods that will send the undead packing or crackling to

send the undead packing or crackling to

send the undead packing or crackling to the grave for good we’re sorry but

the grave for good we’re sorry but

the grave for good we’re sorry but you’ve abs shouldn’t take people’s blood

you’ve abs shouldn’t take people’s blood

you’ve abs shouldn’t take people’s blood without proper consent and no hypnosis

without proper consent and no hypnosis

without proper consent and no hypnosis doesn’t count um also if you’re

doesn’t count um also if you’re

doesn’t count um also if you’re wondering many of these movies and TV

wondering many of these movies and TV

wondering many of these movies and TV shows usually have the same outcome but

shows usually have the same outcome but

shows usually have the same outcome but in any case here’s your spoiler alert

number 10

number 10 garlic freedom garden they’re going

garlic freedom garden they’re going

garlic freedom garden they’re going anaphylactic shock let’s be honest most

anaphylactic shock let’s be honest most

anaphylactic shock let’s be honest most of us would gladly die before finishing

of us would gladly die before finishing

of us would gladly die before finishing our veggies at the dinner table but when

our veggies at the dinner table but when

our veggies at the dinner table but when the Marauders of the night come

the Marauders of the night come

the Marauders of the night come a-knockin you may have to have a

a-knockin you may have to have a

a-knockin you may have to have a century’s worth of garlic on your hands

century’s worth of garlic on your hands

century’s worth of garlic on your hands this is garlic yeah well he said it

this is garlic yeah well he said it

this is garlic yeah well he said it would work against vampires garlic has

would work against vampires garlic has

would work against vampires garlic has long been the best-known and most

long been the best-known and most

long been the best-known and most accessible repellent against vampires

accessible repellent against vampires

accessible repellent against vampires whether you wear it hang it on your

whether you wear it hang it on your

whether you wear it hang it on your window or rub it at your home’s entrance

window or rub it at your home’s entrance

window or rub it at your home’s entrance it’s even been recognized as a way to

it’s even been recognized as a way to

it’s even been recognized as a way to keep them dead how by stuffing it in

keep them dead how by stuffing it in

keep them dead how by stuffing it in their mouths

their mouths

their mouths following decapitation anything else is

following decapitation anything else is

following decapitation anything else is yo ass number 9 werewolf bite or scratch

arguably the longest and most heated

arguably the longest and most heated rivalry in folklore is the dreaded

rivalry in folklore is the dreaded

rivalry in folklore is the dreaded werewolf versus the ominous vampire what

werewolf versus the ominous vampire what

werewolf versus the ominous vampire what like wolves yeah alone these legendary

like wolves yeah alone these legendary

like wolves yeah alone these legendary creatures share similarities such as

creatures share similarities such as

creatures share similarities such as preferring night today extremely

preferring night today extremely

preferring night today extremely extended lifespans and feeding on humans

extended lifespans and feeding on humans

extended lifespans and feeding on humans there couldn’t be a more dysfunctional

there couldn’t be a more dysfunctional

there couldn’t be a more dysfunctional match made in hell just about the wolf

match made in hell just about the wolf

match made in hell just about the wolf class of werewolves or some shit might

class of werewolves or some shit might

class of werewolves or some shit might go down look out guys

go down look out guys

go down look out guys don’t catch fleas don’t say my dica

don’t catch fleas don’t say my dica

don’t catch fleas don’t say my dica sorry while you’re going keep walking a

sorry while you’re going keep walking a

sorry while you’re going keep walking a vampire that gets a taste of wolf’s

vampire that gets a taste of wolf’s

vampire that gets a taste of wolf’s blood becomes stronger and extremely

blood becomes stronger and extremely

blood becomes stronger and extremely aggressive but if a werewolf bites or

aggressive but if a werewolf bites or

aggressive but if a werewolf bites or scratches of vampire it’s like a

scratches of vampire it’s like a

scratches of vampire it’s like a supernatural lethal injection a blood

supernatural lethal injection a blood

supernatural lethal injection a blood feud between vampires and lichens

please number eight lack of blood /

please number eight lack of blood / starvation you look human to humans

starvation you look human to humans

starvation you look human to humans don’t drink blood

don’t drink blood

don’t drink blood it’s not rocket science vamps need blood

it’s not rocket science vamps need blood

it’s not rocket science vamps need blood to survive point-blank whether it’s

to survive point-blank whether it’s

to survive point-blank whether it’s yours the dog or a group of pigs or even

yours the dog or a group of pigs or even

yours the dog or a group of pigs or even synthetic why do vampires need to drink

synthetic why do vampires need to drink

synthetic why do vampires need to drink blood because their own blood can’t

blood because their own blood can’t

blood because their own blood can’t sustain human globe blood is their

sustain human globe blood is their

sustain human globe blood is their primary life source in death and when

primary life source in death and when

primary life source in death and when they don’t get it

they don’t get it

they don’t get it that’s a recipe for one antsy Dark Lord

that’s a recipe for one antsy Dark Lord

that’s a recipe for one antsy Dark Lord is the key she needs your blood

is the key she needs your blood

is the key she needs your blood unfortunately most are not able to feed

unfortunately most are not able to feed

unfortunately most are not able to feed on other vampires because another

on other vampires because another

on other vampires because another vampire’s blood is poisonous it would be

vampire’s blood is poisonous it would be

vampire’s blood is poisonous it would be just like drinking salt water to stay

just like drinking salt water to stay

just like drinking salt water to stay hydrated

number seven holy water

number seven holy water she lay in the water long has the church

she lay in the water long has the church

she lay in the water long has the church and its symbols been the bane of a

and its symbols been the bane of a

and its symbols been the bane of a vampire’s existence a servant of God can

vampire’s existence a servant of God can

vampire’s existence a servant of God can bless the tap water and make it a weapon

bless the tap water and make it a weapon

bless the tap water and make it a weapon and with holy water being the equivalent

and with holy water being the equivalent

and with holy water being the equivalent of hot grease vampires should avoid

of hot grease vampires should avoid

of hot grease vampires should avoid Sunday services with an undead passion

Sunday services with an undead passion

Sunday services with an undead passion so I’ll only water death wrath an even

so I’ll only water death wrath an even

so I’ll only water death wrath an even better trick is taking regular water and

better trick is taking regular water and

better trick is taking regular water and blessing it which can be considered holy

blessing it which can be considered holy

blessing it which can be considered holy water and we’ll have the bloodsuckers

water and we’ll have the bloodsuckers

water and we’ll have the bloodsuckers skin crawling

knowing this also comes in handy seeing

knowing this also comes in handy seeing us going to a church and explaining how

us going to a church and explaining how

us going to a church and explaining how you need all the holy water to combat

you need all the holy water to combat

you need all the holy water to combat vampires may get you tossed in the loony

vampires may get you tossed in the loony

vampires may get you tossed in the loony bin pretty quickly so this is the part

bin pretty quickly so this is the part

bin pretty quickly so this is the part where you offer me a drink so we can

where you offer me a drink so we can

where you offer me a drink so we can have a proper chat number six religious

have a proper chat number six religious

have a proper chat number six religious symbols we all agree that what we are

symbols we all agree that what we are

symbols we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampire short on crosses

dealing with is vampire short on crosses

dealing with is vampire short on crosses no worries any household items that can

no worries any household items that can

no worries any household items that can be made to resemble religious symbols

be made to resemble religious symbols

be made to resemble religious symbols are just as good all you gotta do is put

are just as good all you gotta do is put

are just as good all you gotta do is put two sticks again you got a crime yeah

two sticks again you got a crime yeah

two sticks again you got a crime yeah he’s right peter cushing doesn’t all the

he’s right peter cushing doesn’t all the

he’s right peter cushing doesn’t all the time vampires are getting smarter by the

time vampires are getting smarter by the

time vampires are getting smarter by the millennium though

millennium though

millennium though for example they figured out that if

for example they figured out that if

for example they figured out that if they didn’t believe in a certain

they didn’t believe in a certain

they didn’t believe in a certain religion before they were turned then

religion before they were turned then

religion before they were turned then the religious symbols of that faith do

the religious symbols of that faith do

the religious symbols of that faith do not repel or in this case compel them as

not repel or in this case compel them as

not repel or in this case compel them as the undead in the doc

the undead in the doc

the undead in the doc have see so in the future before you try

have see so in the future before you try

have see so in the future before you try taking them down make sure you do some

taking them down make sure you do some

taking them down make sure you do some background checks on your neighborhood

background checks on your neighborhood

background checks on your neighborhood bloodsucker more effective than wolf in

bloodsucker more effective than wolf in

bloodsucker more effective than wolf in count indeed number five silver I’m not

count indeed number five silver I’m not

count indeed number five silver I’m not sure silver have something do with

sure silver have something do with

sure silver have something do with vampires

vampires

vampires that’s where wolves I know silver

that’s where wolves I know silver

that’s where wolves I know silver bullets are werewolves but I’m sure

bullets are werewolves but I’m sure

bullets are werewolves but I’m sure silver has something to do with vampires

silver has something to do with vampires

silver has something to do with vampires a lot of people don’t know this but

a lot of people don’t know this but

a lot of people don’t know this but silver is just as dangerous to vampires

silver is just as dangerous to vampires

silver is just as dangerous to vampires as it is to werewolves and whether it’s

as it is to werewolves and whether it’s

as it is to werewolves and whether it’s a silver snake or a bullet these guys

a silver snake or a bullet these guys

a silver snake or a bullet these guys want new part of it

want new part of it

want new part of it silver-plated box fats sharp dagger

silver-plated box fats sharp dagger

silver-plated box fats sharp dagger lamps but don’t keep the baby ones out

lamps but don’t keep the baby ones out

lamps but don’t keep the baby ones out for vampires especially even coming in

for vampires especially even coming in

for vampires especially even coming in contact with silver will sear their skin

contact with silver will sear their skin

contact with silver will sear their skin so stock up on medallions rings and even

so stock up on medallions rings and even

so stock up on medallions rings and even spoons one can never be too cautious in

spoons one can never be too cautious in

spoons one can never be too cautious in situations involving creatures of the

situations involving creatures of the

situations involving creatures of the night silver nice craftsmanship huh

night silver nice craftsmanship huh

night silver nice craftsmanship huh probably cost you a pretty penny

probably cost you a pretty penny

probably cost you a pretty penny number four fire Carlyle your brothers

number four fire Carlyle your brothers

number four fire Carlyle your brothers will take care of him I gotta start the

will take care of him I gotta start the

will take care of him I gotta start the fire hey everyone’s got some deep dark

fire hey everyone’s got some deep dark

fire hey everyone’s got some deep dark fear like Heights or drowning now being

fear like Heights or drowning now being

fear like Heights or drowning now being a member of the seemingly immortal

a member of the seemingly immortal

a member of the seemingly immortal undead you wouldn’t think with enhanced

undead you wouldn’t think with enhanced

undead you wouldn’t think with enhanced strength speed abilities to fly and so

strength speed abilities to fly and so

strength speed abilities to fly and so on that fear would virtually not exist

on that fear would virtually not exist

on that fear would virtually not exist and you’d be wrong

just like Smokey the Bear vampires hate

just like Smokey the Bear vampires hate fire

fire

fire which is ironic seeing as if they do

which is ironic seeing as if they do

which is ironic seeing as if they do have souls then they’ll likely end up in

have souls then they’ll likely end up in

have souls then they’ll likely end up in a lake of fire after a prolonged

a lake of fire after a prolonged

a lake of fire after a prolonged afterlife at least it’s not

afterlife at least it’s not

afterlife at least it’s not arachnophobia

arachnophobia

arachnophobia seriously though could you imagine being

seriously though could you imagine being

seriously though could you imagine being afraid of those insects considering all

afraid of those insects considering all

afraid of those insects considering all the cobwebs that are undoubtedly in

the cobwebs that are undoubtedly in

the cobwebs that are undoubtedly in these mythical beings homes give my

these mythical beings homes give my

these mythical beings homes give my regards to Frost number three

regards to Frost number three

regards to Frost number three decapitation in these dark and helpless

decapitation in these dark and helpless

decapitation in these dark and helpless moments it’s pretty easy for one to lose

moments it’s pretty easy for one to lose

moments it’s pretty easy for one to lose their head literally should go back to

their head literally should go back to

their head literally should go back to discuss heads off but hopefully it’s the

discuss heads off but hopefully it’s the

discuss heads off but hopefully it’s the pale dude with the jagged fangs trying

pale dude with the jagged fangs trying

pale dude with the jagged fangs trying to bite your neck that it happens to the

to bite your neck that it happens to the

to bite your neck that it happens to the heading of vampire is probably one of

heading of vampire is probably one of

heading of vampire is probably one of the harder methods to employ for

the harder methods to employ for

the harder methods to employ for Supernatural murder seeing is how you

Supernatural murder seeing is how you

Supernatural murder seeing is how you must catch the creature first and then

must catch the creature first and then

must catch the creature first and then apply enough force to cut off its noggin

and please don’t forget to place the

and please don’t forget to place the head in between the vamps legs and stuff

head in between the vamps legs and stuff

head in between the vamps legs and stuff it with a mouthful of the aforementioned

it with a mouthful of the aforementioned

it with a mouthful of the aforementioned garlic and make sure it stays dead

number two sunlight they were vampires

number two sunlight they were vampires psychos do not explode when sunlight

psychos do not explode when sunlight

psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them I don’t give up how crazy they

hits them I don’t give up how crazy they

hits them I don’t give up how crazy they are SPF lotion won’t do you any good if

are SPF lotion won’t do you any good if

are SPF lotion won’t do you any good if you’re a child of the night strutting

you’re a child of the night strutting

you’re a child of the night strutting around during the day sun exposure is

around during the day sun exposure is

around during the day sun exposure is often used for torture executions or

often used for torture executions or

often used for torture executions or just trying to prove someone is a

just trying to prove someone is a

just trying to prove someone is a vampire this is arguably the slowest

vampire this is arguably the slowest

vampire this is arguably the slowest most painful and least costly way of

most painful and least costly way of

most painful and least costly way of dispatching your nocturnal folks take

dispatching your nocturnal folks take

dispatching your nocturnal folks take into consideration that most have been

into consideration that most have been

into consideration that most have been alive for a really long time

alive for a really long time

alive for a really long time and are experts at avoiding the Sun

and are experts at avoiding the Sun

and are experts at avoiding the Sun though so try to have a back-up plan

before we unveil our top pick here are a

before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions are you serious

few honorable mentions are you serious

few honorable mentions are you serious you dumped vervain into the water supply

you dumped vervain into the water supply

you dumped vervain into the water supply what did you even get it I have my

what did you even get it I have my

what did you even get it I have my sources

sources

sources wolf Bay it is a plant that grows in

wolf Bay it is a plant that grows in

wolf Bay it is a plant that grows in Central Europe the natives they are use

Central Europe the natives they are use

Central Europe the natives they are use it to protect themselves against vampire

it to protect themselves against vampire

it to protect themselves against vampire number one a wooden stake to the heart

number one a wooden stake to the heart

number one a wooden stake to the heart sticking it in yes in the heart the most

sticking it in yes in the heart the most

sticking it in yes in the heart the most iconic weapon against the vampire is the

iconic weapon against the vampire is the

iconic weapon against the vampire is the primitive yet highly effective wooden

primitive yet highly effective wooden

primitive yet highly effective wooden stake goodnight

stake goodnight

stake goodnight bloodsucker no before the days of silver

bloodsucker no before the days of silver

bloodsucker no before the days of silver bullets and flamethrowers there was the

bullets and flamethrowers there was the

bullets and flamethrowers there was the extremely simple stake which could also

extremely simple stake which could also

extremely simple stake which could also be used as a cross and torch to ward off

be used as a cross and torch to ward off

be used as a cross and torch to ward off the undead

more recently snakes have been used as

more recently snakes have been used as projectiles via cross bone

so if you accidentally invite a vamp

so if you accidentally invite a vamp into your house make sure you offer him

into your house make sure you offer him

into your house make sure you offer him or her a steak dinner seasoned with

or her a steak dinner seasoned with

or her a steak dinner seasoned with garlic and some Vatican water to wash it

garlic and some Vatican water to wash it

garlic and some Vatican water to wash it all down you will be with our list have

all down you will be with our list have

all down you will be with our list have you heard enough but I’ve had to listen

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