King Kong ain’t got shit on me he’s all about the preparation and precision with
about the preparation and precision with
about the preparation and precision with a little creativity thrown in for good
a little creativity thrown in for good
a little creativity thrown in for good measure
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 ways that Denzel Washington can kill you
for this list we’re exploring the vast
for this list we’re exploring the vast filmography of Denzel Washington and
filmography of Denzel Washington and
filmography of Denzel Washington and looking at his most jaw-dropping moments
looking at his most jaw-dropping moments
looking at his most jaw-dropping moments of murderous mayhem
we will be talking about key deaths in
we will be talking about key deaths in certain films however so this is your
certain films however so this is your
certain films however so this is your spoiler alert Oh walk away cuz I’m a
spoiler alert Oh walk away cuz I’m a
spoiler alert Oh walk away cuz I’m a burn this mother down number 10 he can
burn this mother down number 10 he can
burn this mother down number 10 he can throw the book at you
throw the book at you
throw the book at you is it just you or we waiting for someone
is it just you or we waiting for someone
is it just you or we waiting for someone else how do you think Denzel Washington
else how do you think Denzel Washington
else how do you think Denzel Washington will spend his retirement we figure
will spend his retirement we figure
will spend his retirement we figure he’ll be that quiet man who spends
he’ll be that quiet man who spends
he’ll be that quiet man who spends quality time reading in diners and
quality time reading in diners and
quality time reading in diners and musing on life with whomever happens by
musing on life with whomever happens by
musing on life with whomever happens by big fish you know he can hang on them I
big fish you know he can hang on them I
big fish you know he can hang on them I don’t know even if whomever turns out to
don’t know even if whomever turns out to
don’t know even if whomever turns out to be a teenage sex worker let’s say his
be a teenage sex worker let’s say his
be a teenage sex worker let’s say his new friend takes a serious beating with
new friend takes a serious beating with
new friend takes a serious beating with Denzel just keep reading know he’d go
Denzel just keep reading know he’d go
Denzel just keep reading know he’d go black offs on everybody’s asses
black offs on everybody’s asses
black offs on everybody’s asses beginning with a hardcover surprised
beginning with a hardcover surprised
beginning with a hardcover surprised with his observant nature and
with his observant nature and
with his observant nature and calculating mine he’d wait for the right
calculating mine he’d wait for the right
calculating mine he’d wait for the right opportunity to end this clash with a
opportunity to end this clash with a
opportunity to end this clash with a nasty book shot to the neck thus turning
nasty book shot to the neck thus turning
nasty book shot to the neck thus turning the page on this chapter he bears these
the page on this chapter he bears these
the page on this chapter he bears these instructions I’m gonna kill you
instructions I’m gonna kill you
instructions I’m gonna kill you understand number nine he can break your
understand number nine he can break your
understand number nine he can break your neck you no good I do don’t I on-screen
neck you no good I do don’t I on-screen
neck you no good I do don’t I on-screen Denzel Washington has plenty of unique
Denzel Washington has plenty of unique
Denzel Washington has plenty of unique ways to silence bad guys and of course
ways to silence bad guys and of course
ways to silence bad guys and of course he can talk some game in the movies it
he can talk some game in the movies it
he can talk some game in the movies it stands to reason that these skills would
stands to reason that these skills would
stands to reason that these skills would translate to real life and on the
translate to real life and on the
translate to real life and on the streets you need to talk the walk and
streets you need to talk the walk and
streets you need to talk the walk and walk the walk in this case we assume
walk the walk in this case we assume
walk the walk in this case we assume walking the walk would involve a classic
walking the walk would involve a classic
walking the walk would involve a classic case of neck breaking a few well-placed
case of neck breaking a few well-placed
case of neck breaking a few well-placed punches plus one quick twist equals the
punches plus one quick twist equals the
punches plus one quick twist equals the sound of crushed bones
sound of crushed bones
sound of crushed bones this would be a case of Denzel gone
this would be a case of Denzel gone
this would be a case of Denzel gone rogue and if his movies are any
rogue and if his movies are any
rogue and if his movies are any indication he’d be able to embrace
indication he’d be able to embrace
indication he’d be able to embrace timeless kill techniques like this with
timeless kill techniques like this with
timeless kill techniques like this with disturbing precision but didn’t want to
disturbing precision but didn’t want to
disturbing precision but didn’t want to talk to this number eight he can
talk to this number eight he can
talk to this number eight he can corkscrew you over
corkscrew you over
corkscrew you over forget something 16 seconds a lot can
forget something 16 seconds a lot can
forget something 16 seconds a lot can happen in this small amount of time and
happen in this small amount of time and
happen in this small amount of time and after a long career in Hollywood Denzel
after a long career in Hollywood Denzel
after a long career in Hollywood Denzel is trained to optimize for every moment
so theoretical scenario our man has to
so theoretical scenario our man has to knock on the door of a Russian gangster
knock on the door of a Russian gangster
knock on the door of a Russian gangster does he just brace himself for the worst
does he just brace himself for the worst
does he just brace himself for the worst no he comes prepared ready to employ any
no he comes prepared ready to employ any
no he comes prepared ready to employ any object at his disposal if it means a
object at his disposal if it means a
object at his disposal if it means a quick kill even a corkscrew in this
quick kill even a corkscrew in this
quick kill even a corkscrew in this stitch then Zell wouldn’t just plunge
stitch then Zell wouldn’t just plunge
stitch then Zell wouldn’t just plunge the object into the stomach of the
the object into the stomach of the
the object into the stomach of the oncoming henchmen he’d go for the double
oncoming henchmen he’d go for the double
oncoming henchmen he’d go for the double whammy and get all up in his business
whammy and get all up in his business
whammy and get all up in his business even if he doesn’t manage to take out
even if he doesn’t manage to take out
even if he doesn’t manage to take out all his foes in his estimated 16 seconds
all his foes in his estimated 16 seconds
all his foes in his estimated 16 seconds Denzel could still be proud of
Denzel could still be proud of
Denzel could still be proud of efficiently taking down a room of
efficiently taking down a room of
efficiently taking down a room of adversaries solo 2919
number seven he can perform a headshot
number seven he can perform a headshot in front of everybody
in front of everybody
in front of everybody either you somebody a nobody when you’re
either you somebody a nobody when you’re
either you somebody a nobody when you’re watching a movie are you shocked to see
watching a movie are you shocked to see
watching a movie are you shocked to see one character take out another character
one character take out another character
one character take out another character with a single gunshot to the head didn’t
with a single gunshot to the head didn’t
with a single gunshot to the head didn’t think so but it would probably at least
think so but it would probably at least
think so but it would probably at least give you pause if it happened in real
give you pause if it happened in real
give you pause if it happened in real life especially in broad daylight on a
life especially in broad daylight on a
life especially in broad daylight on a busy street we assume Denzel would have
busy street we assume Denzel would have
busy street we assume Denzel would have to be in a pretty bad mood to terminate
to be in a pretty bad mood to terminate
to be in a pretty bad mood to terminate his relationship with a business
his relationship with a business
his relationship with a business associate this way oh do you all do fine
associate this way oh do you all do fine
associate this way oh do you all do fine but he’d remained cool and collected
but he’d remained cool and collected
but he’d remained cool and collected showing no regard for compromise while
showing no regard for compromise while
showing no regard for compromise while demonstrating his alpha male status to
demonstrating his alpha male status to
demonstrating his alpha male status to all those brave enough to watch well
all those brave enough to watch well
all those brave enough to watch well shoot me fun everybody this would be
shoot me fun everybody this would be
shoot me fun everybody this would be what you call a suit and tie kill a very
what you call a suit and tie kill a very
what you call a suit and tie kill a very public execution accomplished with style
public execution accomplished with style
public execution accomplished with style and swagger there you go twenty percent
and swagger there you go twenty percent
and swagger there you go twenty percent number six you can use a nail gun when
number six you can use a nail gun when
number six you can use a nail gun when you play for a rain you got to deal with
you play for a rain you got to deal with
you play for a rain you got to deal with the mud – you ever see Denzel Washington
the mud – you ever see Denzel Washington
the mud – you ever see Denzel Washington approaching you slowly at night and in
approaching you slowly at night and in
approaching you slowly at night and in the rain duck especially if he happens
the rain duck especially if he happens
the rain duck especially if he happens to be palming a nail gun if that’s the
to be palming a nail gun if that’s the
to be palming a nail gun if that’s the case just assume you’ll be meeting your
case just assume you’ll be meeting your
case just assume you’ll be meeting your maker shortly
bullets knives fists
bullets knives fists that stuff’s child’s play a nail gun and
that stuff’s child’s play a nail gun and
that stuff’s child’s play a nail gun and a big one at that is a much more
a big one at that is a much more
a big one at that is a much more inventive approach to murder and a guy
inventive approach to murder and a guy
inventive approach to murder and a guy like Denzel has been around long enough
like Denzel has been around long enough
like Denzel has been around long enough to have picked up a few creative ways to
to have picked up a few creative ways to
to have picked up a few creative ways to kill that most people have never even
kill that most people have never even
kill that most people have never even considered before kind of like if he set
considered before kind of like if he set
considered before kind of like if he set up propane and oxygen tanks to explode
up propane and oxygen tanks to explode
up propane and oxygen tanks to explode in a microwave in theory of course you
everybody wants to know number five he
everybody wants to know number five he can display his martial arts skills that
can display his martial arts skills that
can display his martial arts skills that was my cat trying specialty now here’s a
was my cat trying specialty now here’s a
was my cat trying specialty now here’s a question what would Denzel do in a bar
question what would Denzel do in a bar
question what would Denzel do in a bar fight don’t want trouble especially if
fight don’t want trouble especially if
fight don’t want trouble especially if he happened to find himself in a
he happened to find himself in a
he happened to find himself in a post-apocalyptic neo western wasteland
post-apocalyptic neo western wasteland
post-apocalyptic neo western wasteland we will tell you what he’d do he’d shut
we will tell you what he’d do he’d shut
we will tell you what he’d do he’d shut it down no sure at first it would seem
it down no sure at first it would seem
it down no sure at first it would seem like everything’s okay following a brief
like everything’s okay following a brief
like everything’s okay following a brief scuffle but what if a bunch of roughneck
scuffle but what if a bunch of roughneck
scuffle but what if a bunch of roughneck bikers decided to butt in because why
bikers decided to butt in because why
bikers decided to butt in because why not
not
not big mistake we’re out of the ground we
big mistake we’re out of the ground we
big mistake we’re out of the ground we were taken for the dusk we are into the
were taken for the dusk we are into the
were taken for the dusk we are into the dust we shall return mr. Washington
dust we shall return mr. Washington
dust we shall return mr. Washington would roundhouse their asses faster than
would roundhouse their asses faster than
would roundhouse their asses faster than you can say Denzel so fast in fact he
you can say Denzel so fast in fact he
you can say Denzel so fast in fact he could do it with his eyes closed
of course the monster blade he’s
of course the monster blade he’s carrying would come in quite handy at
carrying would come in quite handy at
carrying would come in quite handy at this point as well and maybe even down
this point as well and maybe even down
this point as well and maybe even down the road hard one number four he can
the road hard one number four he can
the road hard one number four he can show off his musical talent if you’re
show off his musical talent if you’re
show off his musical talent if you’re gonna do something to piss off Denzel
gonna do something to piss off Denzel
gonna do something to piss off Denzel Washington you’d best scan your
Washington you’d best scan your
Washington you’d best scan your surroundings first if you happen to see
surroundings first if you happen to see
surroundings first if you happen to see a grand piano anywhere nearby right to
a grand piano anywhere nearby right to
a grand piano anywhere nearby right to keep him happy cuz a guy like Denzel
keep him happy cuz a guy like Denzel
keep him happy cuz a guy like Denzel would not be afraid to bust heads if
would not be afraid to bust heads if
would not be afraid to bust heads if provoked
provoked
provoked he don’t feel shit cuz he coked up all
he don’t feel shit cuz he coked up all
he don’t feel shit cuz he coked up all the muddle in time it could be a
the muddle in time it could be a
the muddle in time it could be a perfectly Pleasant afternoon party all
perfectly Pleasant afternoon party all
perfectly Pleasant afternoon party all of his friends could be milling about
of his friends could be milling about
of his friends could be milling about but if he sees something he does not
but if he sees something he does not
but if he sees something he does not like he could just start pounding away
like he could just start pounding away
like he could just start pounding away on your skull with the lid of a piano
on your skull with the lid of a piano
on your skull with the lid of a piano shocking
shocking
shocking yes shocking but creative if I get out
yes shocking but creative if I get out
yes shocking but creative if I get out get out number three he can electrocute
get out number three he can electrocute
get out number three he can electrocute and Spike you mister Denzel Washington
and Spike you mister Denzel Washington
and Spike you mister Denzel Washington is a multi-faceted fighter as we’ve seen
is a multi-faceted fighter as we’ve seen
is a multi-faceted fighter as we’ve seen and we feel confident that he take a
and we feel confident that he take a
and we feel confident that he take a firm approach to ensure that bad guys
firm approach to ensure that bad guys
firm approach to ensure that bad guys never escape alive but even a guy like
never escape alive but even a guy like
never escape alive but even a guy like Denzel could find himself in a
Denzel could find himself in a
Denzel could find himself in a precarious situation meaning some help
precarious situation meaning some help
precarious situation meaning some help could come in handy every now and then
could come in handy every now and then
could come in handy every now and then fortunately a buddy like ice-t could
fortunately a buddy like ice-t could
fortunately a buddy like ice-t could step in for the assist if there’s
step in for the assist if there’s
step in for the assist if there’s trouble ice could electrocute him while
trouble ice could electrocute him while
trouble ice could electrocute him while Denzel thinks quickly about his next
Denzel thinks quickly about his next
Denzel thinks quickly about his next move and that move would be the cherry
move and that move would be the cherry
move and that move would be the cherry on this Sunday of a kill
Washington could see to it that his foe
Washington could see to it that his foe is impaled on a spike through the
is impaled on a spike through the
is impaled on a spike through the stomach yep that’s definitely the nail
stomach yep that’s definitely the nail
stomach yep that’s definitely the nail in the coffin advantage Denzel you got
in the coffin advantage Denzel you got
in the coffin advantage Denzel you got the point now don’t you Blake number two
the point now don’t you Blake number two
the point now don’t you Blake number two he can impale you with broken glass this
he can impale you with broken glass this
he can impale you with broken glass this one’s for me since we’re dealing in
one’s for me since we’re dealing in
one’s for me since we’re dealing in hypotheticals let’s get really out there
hypotheticals let’s get really out there
hypotheticals let’s get really out there suppose Denzel comes up against a
suppose Denzel comes up against a
suppose Denzel comes up against a virtual reality serial killer aside from
virtual reality serial killer aside from
virtual reality serial killer aside from being pretty badass and totally cool
being pretty badass and totally cool
being pretty badass and totally cool this would present some new problems for
this would present some new problems for
this would present some new problems for our leading man but it’s nothing he
our leading man but it’s nothing he
our leading man but it’s nothing he couldn’t solve with some quick thinking
couldn’t solve with some quick thinking
couldn’t solve with some quick thinking a pulley and a whole lot of plate glass
of course seeing as this is virtual
of course seeing as this is virtual reality and all there is the distinct
reality and all there is the distinct
reality and all there is the distinct possibility that even that wouldn’t kill
possibility that even that wouldn’t kill
possibility that even that wouldn’t kill his enemy girl if that’s the case Denzel
his enemy girl if that’s the case Denzel
his enemy girl if that’s the case Denzel would have to finalize the kill up close
would have to finalize the kill up close
would have to finalize the kill up close and in person
yep it’s a strange one mojo holux but it
yep it’s a strange one mojo holux but it would set a high bar for unforgettable
would set a high bar for unforgettable
would set a high bar for unforgettable Denzel kills by destroying CID you’ve
Denzel kills by destroying CID you’ve
Denzel kills by destroying CID you’ve effectively lost any chance you had of
effectively lost any chance you had of
effectively lost any chance you had of finding the little girl no honorable
finding the little girl no honorable
finding the little girl no honorable mentions this time around so let’s get
mentions this time around so let’s get
mentions this time around so let’s get straight to number one I think is fast I
straight to number one I think is fast I
straight to number one I think is fast I don’t think it said you know I don’t
don’t think it said you know I don’t
don’t think it said you know I don’t think it said number one he can explode
think it said number one he can explode
think it said number one he can explode your ass what a present yes be President
your ass what a present yes be President
your ass what a present yes be President Wow
Wow
Wow well the name of this entry really says
well the name of this entry really says
well the name of this entry really says it all c4 highly explosive nobody wants
it all c4 highly explosive nobody wants
it all c4 highly explosive nobody wants to get blown up and certainly not by way
to get blown up and certainly not by way
to get blown up and certainly not by way of a suppository bomb in the backside
of a suppository bomb in the backside
of a suppository bomb in the backside that’s what you have a new ass but
that’s what you have a new ass but
that’s what you have a new ass but Denzel Washington ain’t afraid to get
Denzel Washington ain’t afraid to get
Denzel Washington ain’t afraid to get his hands dirty when he needs to scare
his hands dirty when he needs to scare
his hands dirty when he needs to scare someone into giving him some info used
someone into giving him some info used
someone into giving him some info used to send a page for the receiver what’s
to send a page for the receiver what’s
to send a page for the receiver what’s up you’re buying right now
up you’re buying right now
up you’re buying right now he ratchet up the tension by not only
he ratchet up the tension by not only
he ratchet up the tension by not only describing how one transports drugs via
describing how one transports drugs via
describing how one transports drugs via the rectum but also by actually planting
the rectum but also by actually planting
the rectum but also by actually planting his own pencil detonator in the backside
his own pencil detonator in the backside
his own pencil detonator in the backside of his poor victim I wish you had more
of his poor victim I wish you had more
of his poor victim I wish you had more time and let’s just say this man on fire
time and let’s just say this man on fire
time and let’s just say this man on fire would be an apt description for this
would be an apt description for this
would be an apt description for this explosive potential Denzel kill tactic
do you agree with our list why you got
do you agree with our list why you got to take something as perfectly good and
to take something as perfectly good and
to take something as perfectly good and mess it up what Denzel Washington kill
mess it up what Denzel Washington kill
mess it up what Denzel Washington kill method impresses you the most for more
method impresses you the most for more
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