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Top 10 Ways Bruce Willis Can Kill You


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[Music] you became good with so many on-screen

you became good with so many on-screen

you became good with so many on-screen kills you’re never safe when this action

kills you’re never safe when this action

kills you’re never safe when this action movie veteran is around welcome to

movie veteran is around welcome to

movie veteran is around welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be

watchmojo.com and today we’ll be

watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 ways Bruce Willis can kill you but this

ways Bruce Willis can kill you but this

ways Bruce Willis can kill you but this list we’re taking a look at the most

list we’re taking a look at the most

list we’re taking a look at the most elaborate brutal and memorable ways

elaborate brutal and memorable ways

elaborate brutal and memorable ways Bruce Willis can take you down since

Bruce Willis can take you down since

Bruce Willis can take you down since will naturally be giving away some major

will naturally be giving away some major

will naturally be giving away some major deaths here a spoiler alert is

deaths here a spoiler alert is

deaths here a spoiler alert is definitely in order number 10 fifty

definitely in order number 10 fifty

definitely in order number 10 fifty thousand bolts for dinner striking

thousand bolts for dinner striking

thousand bolts for dinner striking distance well this is always a good

distance well this is always a good

distance well this is always a good choice if you need someone to play a

choice if you need someone to play a

choice if you need someone to play a grizzled aging cop so chances are high

grizzled aging cop so chances are high

grizzled aging cop so chances are high he will be carrying a Taser somewhere on

he will be carrying a Taser somewhere on

he will be carrying a Taser somewhere on it taking an electrocution anywhere on

it taking an electrocution anywhere on

it taking an electrocution anywhere on the body isn’t going to do you any good

the body isn’t going to do you any good

the body isn’t going to do you any good but eating up a concentrated jolt of

but eating up a concentrated jolt of

but eating up a concentrated jolt of power will definitely frazzle your gray

power will definitely frazzle your gray

power will definitely frazzle your gray matter and leave you beyond tongue-tied

so keep your mouth closed otherwise

so keep your mouth closed otherwise Bruce Willis will not hesitate to fill

Bruce Willis will not hesitate to fill

Bruce Willis will not hesitate to fill it up for you

it up for you

it up for you who’s the best cop number nine blindly

who’s the best cop number nine blindly

who’s the best cop number nine blindly shooting you from below die hard

shooting you from below die hard

shooting you from below die hard boy aah Willis is such an efficient

boy aah Willis is such an efficient

boy aah Willis is such an efficient killing machine that he doesn’t even

killing machine that he doesn’t even

killing machine that he doesn’t even need to see his target when he has a gun

need to see his target when he has a gun

need to see his target when he has a gun in his hand next time you have a chance

in his hand next time you have a chance

in his hand next time you have a chance to kill someone

to kill someone

to kill someone dog hesitate you might think you have

dog hesitate you might think you have

dog hesitate you might think you have him trapped but never assume you’re safe

him trapped but never assume you’re safe

him trapped but never assume you’re safe buddy being on his back and having a

buddy being on his back and having a

buddy being on his back and having a table blocking his intended victim are

table blocking his intended victim are

table blocking his intended victim are no options for Willis who will happily

no options for Willis who will happily

no options for Willis who will happily empty his weapon without seeing what

empty his weapon without seeing what

empty his weapon without seeing what he’s shooting at this one is more about

he’s shooting at this one is more about

he’s shooting at this one is more about luck than precision but it still has the

luck than precision but it still has the

luck than precision but it still has the same lethal end result thanks for the

same lethal end result thanks for the

same lethal end result thanks for the advice number 8 strangulation

advice number 8 strangulation

advice number 8 strangulation retaliation unbreakable a good rule to

retaliation unbreakable a good rule to

retaliation unbreakable a good rule to follow when you’re trying to kill Bruce

follow when you’re trying to kill Bruce

follow when you’re trying to kill Bruce Willis is to check that he’s definitely

Willis is to check that he’s definitely

Willis is to check that he’s definitely dead then check at least two more times

dead then check at least two more times

dead then check at least two more times before getting on with your nefarious

before getting on with your nefarious

before getting on with your nefarious business that’s because you can be sure

business that’s because you can be sure

business that’s because you can be sure that he’ll come after you and get

that he’ll come after you and get

that he’ll come after you and get revenge in a very personal manner and

revenge in a very personal manner and

revenge in a very personal manner and you’ll be sorely ruing your decision to

you’ll be sorely ruing your decision to

you’ll be sorely ruing your decision to not have finished him off as he slowly

not have finished him off as he slowly

not have finished him off as he slowly cuts off your Airways and you inevitably

cuts off your Airways and you inevitably

cuts off your Airways and you inevitably ex-fix e8

ex-fix e8

ex-fix e8 [Music]

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[Music] number seven flying car takedown live

number seven flying car takedown live

number seven flying car takedown live free or die hard hard good Anthea okay

free or die hard hard good Anthea okay

free or die hard hard good Anthea okay always one for improvisation and drama

always one for improvisation and drama

always one for improvisation and drama well this is a master of using what’s

well this is a master of using what’s

well this is a master of using what’s available to him to sort out his enemies

available to him to sort out his enemies

available to him to sort out his enemies thing like a traffic jam throwing a car

thing like a traffic jam throwing a car

thing like a traffic jam throwing a car at me go stop me man we have no idea how

at me go stop me man we have no idea how

at me go stop me man we have no idea how he came up with the idea of using a cop

he came up with the idea of using a cop

he came up with the idea of using a cop car to destroy a helicopter but it sure

car to destroy a helicopter but it sure

car to destroy a helicopter but it sure is effective whether or not this one

is effective whether or not this one

is effective whether or not this one actually be possible is no matter for

actually be possible is no matter for

actually be possible is no matter for Bruce if it looks incredible on camera

Bruce if it looks incredible on camera

Bruce if it looks incredible on camera you’ll make it happen with explosive

you’ll make it happen with explosive

you’ll make it happen with explosive results literally running out of bullets

results literally running out of bullets

results literally running out of bullets certainly doesn’t faze him she’s killed

certainly doesn’t faze him she’s killed

certainly doesn’t faze him she’s killed a helicopter with a car

a helicopter with a car

a helicopter with a car how’s that bullet number six during an

how’s that bullet number six during an

how’s that bullet number six during an NFL match the last boy scout sometimes

NFL match the last boy scout sometimes

NFL match the last boy scout sometimes Willis won’t even kill you directly

Willis won’t even kill you directly

Willis won’t even kill you directly occasionally he’ll let dozens of police

occasionally he’ll let dozens of police

occasionally he’ll let dozens of police bullets and the blades of a helicopter

bullets and the blades of a helicopter

bullets and the blades of a helicopter do the work even then he may celebrate

do the work even then he may celebrate

do the work even then he may celebrate that death with a little jig that gets

that death with a little jig that gets

that death with a little jig that gets broadcast over a Jumbotron for thousands

broadcast over a Jumbotron for thousands

broadcast over a Jumbotron for thousands of American football fans to enjoy

he may not be a good dancer but Willis

he may not be a good dancer but Willis will always find an imaginative way of

will always find an imaginative way of

will always find an imaginative way of killing you regardless of his location

killing you regardless of his location

killing you regardless of his location we’d love to see him appear in a

we’d love to see him appear in a

we’d love to see him appear in a Superbowl halftime show it’d be better

Superbowl halftime show it’d be better

Superbowl halftime show it’d be better than Coldplay am i right number five

than Coldplay am i right number five

than Coldplay am i right number five beware of overhead powerlines die hard

beware of overhead powerlines die hard

beware of overhead powerlines die hard with a vengeance we’re thinking that

with a vengeance we’re thinking that

with a vengeance we’re thinking that Willis might have some sort of

Willis might have some sort of

Willis might have some sort of deep-rooted dislike for helicopters as

deep-rooted dislike for helicopters as

deep-rooted dislike for helicopters as he can easily take down your aircraft

he can easily take down your aircraft

he can easily take down your aircraft with just two rounds remaining in his

with just two rounds remaining in his

with just two rounds remaining in his handgun you got a gun on board what is

handgun you got a gun on board what is

handgun you got a gun on board what is it even without a precise weapon he can

it even without a precise weapon he can

it even without a precise weapon he can effortlessly hit a target as small as

effortlessly hit a target as small as

effortlessly hit a target as small as the cables of a power line that of

the cables of a power line that of

the cables of a power line that of course will not go too well with the

course will not go too well with the

course will not go too well with the blades of your chopper

predictably you will also not pass up

predictably you will also not pass up the chance to send you off with a

the chance to send you off with a

the chance to send you off with a cutting one-liner say hello to your

cutting one-liner say hello to your

cutting one-liner say hello to your brother

brother

brother number four slicing with a samurai sword

number four slicing with a samurai sword

number four slicing with a samurai sword Pulp Fiction want that gun that is it if

Pulp Fiction want that gun that is it if

Pulp Fiction want that gun that is it if you keep the bald action hero gagged up

you keep the bald action hero gagged up

you keep the bald action hero gagged up and locked in your private sex dungeon

and locked in your private sex dungeon

and locked in your private sex dungeon don’t be surprised when he sticks you

don’t be surprised when he sticks you

don’t be surprised when he sticks you with the pointy end of a blade that’s

with the pointy end of a blade that’s

with the pointy end of a blade that’s usually reserved for great warriors it’s

usually reserved for great warriors it’s

usually reserved for great warriors it’s impossible to say whether Willis would

impossible to say whether Willis would

impossible to say whether Willis would have been a skilled samurai in another

have been a skilled samurai in another

have been a skilled samurai in another life but he wields this weapon

life but he wields this weapon

life but he wields this weapon confidently with just one slice he’ll

confidently with just one slice he’ll

confidently with just one slice he’ll put an end to your nasty rape scene

put an end to your nasty rape scene

put an end to your nasty rape scene imagine how gruesome things would have

imagine how gruesome things would have

imagine how gruesome things would have gotten if he chose in that chainsaw tho

gotten if he chose in that chainsaw tho

gotten if he chose in that chainsaw tho go ahead and pick it up number three a

go ahead and pick it up number three a

go ahead and pick it up number three a send-off from 35 floors up die hard what

send-off from 35 floors up die hard what

send-off from 35 floors up die hard what was it you said to me before

was it you said to me before

was it you said to me before yippee-ki-yay motherfucker if a sharp

yippee-ki-yay motherfucker if a sharp

yippee-ki-yay motherfucker if a sharp shot to the chest isn’t enough then a

shot to the chest isn’t enough then a

shot to the chest isn’t enough then a 492 footfall will certainly get the job

492 footfall will certainly get the job

492 footfall will certainly get the job done

done

done Bruce will also try to fool you into

Bruce will also try to fool you into

Bruce will also try to fool you into believing he’s unarmed by distracting

believing he’s unarmed by distracting

believing he’s unarmed by distracting you with hysterical or fanatical

you with hysterical or fanatical

you with hysterical or fanatical laughter keep your eye on him though

laughter keep your eye on him though

laughter keep your eye on him though because in almost every situation he

because in almost every situation he

because in almost every situation he will have some sort of weapon that will

will have some sort of weapon that will

will have some sort of weapon that will quickly be used to send you plunging to

quickly be used to send you plunging to

quickly be used to send you plunging to your doom

and don’t forget to try to listen to him

and don’t forget to try to listen to him on your way down because he will send

on your way down because he will send

on your way down because he will send you off with another witty remark Happy

you off with another witty remark Happy

you off with another witty remark Happy Trails earns number two making sure you

Trails earns number two making sure you

Trails earns number two making sure you miss your flight

miss your flight

miss your flight die hard too I gotta let you as we’ve

die hard too I gotta let you as we’ve

die hard too I gotta let you as we’ve already learned

already learned

already learned Bruce has just no respect for aviation

Bruce has just no respect for aviation

Bruce has just no respect for aviation the use of propellers may well be his

the use of propellers may well be his

the use of propellers may well be his favorite method of disposing of his

favorite method of disposing of his

favorite method of disposing of his enemies and the high-powered turbines of

enemies and the high-powered turbines of

enemies and the high-powered turbines of a commercial airline will not leave much

a commercial airline will not leave much

a commercial airline will not leave much left of you for forensics I got enough

left of you for forensics I got enough

left of you for forensics I got enough friends a fistfight on the wing of a 747

friends a fistfight on the wing of a 747

friends a fistfight on the wing of a 747 will never end well and will is a strong

will never end well and will is a strong

will never end well and will is a strong left hook and powerful kick will make

left hook and powerful kick will make

left hook and powerful kick will make sure that you have a head first meeting

sure that you have a head first meeting

sure that you have a head first meeting with the engine of the craft okay

before we reveal our top pick here a few

before we reveal our top pick here a few honorable mentions elbow you because

guess maybe you’ll have to kill me it’ll

guess maybe you’ll have to kill me it’ll hurt if I do Kansas a chef they look

hurt if I do Kansas a chef they look

hurt if I do Kansas a chef they look right and you

number one ripping off your junk and

number one ripping off your junk and beating you to death Sin City voice the

beating you to death Sin City voice the

beating you to death Sin City voice the most brutal kill on this list is also

most brutal kill on this list is also

most brutal kill on this list is also the most hands-on it’s gonna hurt

prior to pummeling your face into a fine

prior to pummeling your face into a fine pulp Bruce will tear off your

pulp Bruce will tear off your

pulp Bruce will tear off your gentleman’s bits for the ultimate

gentleman’s bits for the ultimate

gentleman’s bits for the ultimate humiliation and take away his weapon

both of them that’s one way to take a

both of them that’s one way to take a man’s weapons away he won’t go as far as

man’s weapons away he won’t go as far as

man’s weapons away he won’t go as far as shoving your balls back down your throat

shoving your balls back down your throat

shoving your balls back down your throat but that will be of no consequence the

but that will be of no consequence the

but that will be of no consequence the complete and utter destruction of your

complete and utter destruction of your

complete and utter destruction of your cranium will remove any concern you have

cranium will remove any concern you have

cranium will remove any concern you have left for your genitals after a while all

left for your genitals after a while all

left for your genitals after a while all I’m doing is pounding wet chump bone

I’m doing is pounding wet chump bone

I’m doing is pounding wet chump bone into the floorboards so I stop do you

into the floorboards so I stop do you

into the floorboards so I stop do you agree with our list whoo what’s your

agree with our list whoo what’s your

agree with our list whoo what’s your favorite Bruce Willis kill four more

favorite Bruce Willis kill four more

favorite Bruce Willis kill four more deadly top 10s published every day be

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