intelligence probably isn’t the right word for what we’re trying to describe
word for what we’re trying to describe
word for what we’re trying to describe why am I talking it’s unlikely you even
why am I talking it’s unlikely you even
why am I talking it’s unlikely you even understand welcome to watchmojo.com and
understand welcome to watchmojo.com and
understand welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 video games with the
for the top 10 video games with the
for the top 10 video games with the worst AI don’t you move now cherub huh
worst AI don’t you move now cherub huh
worst AI don’t you move now cherub huh for this list we ranked the most
for this list we ranked the most
for this list we ranked the most annoying AI in videogames whether it’s
annoying AI in videogames whether it’s
annoying AI in videogames whether it’s because they’re too hard too easy or
because they’re too hard too easy or
because they’re too hard too easy or just plain dumb children I’m Colin we
just plain dumb children I’m Colin we
just plain dumb children I’m Colin we decided to exclude 8 and 16-bit games
decided to exclude 8 and 16-bit games
decided to exclude 8 and 16-bit games since those can be forgiven due to the
since those can be forgiven due to the
since those can be forgiven due to the technical limitations of the time and
technical limitations of the time and
technical limitations of the time and finally while we’re still doing one game
finally while we’re still doing one game
finally while we’re still doing one game per franchise we decided to allow whole
per franchise we decided to allow whole
per franchise we decided to allow whole series of games in one entry if the AI
series of games in one entry if the AI
series of games in one entry if the AI never gets any better number 10
never gets any better number 10
never gets any better number 10 halo series
yes we have tons of fans of this series
yes we have tons of fans of this series in the office but the Marines drive us
in the office but the Marines drive us
in the office but the Marines drive us all nuts even though they’re supposed to
all nuts even though they’re supposed to
all nuts even though they’re supposed to be on your side they can barely shoot
be on your side they can barely shoot
be on your side they can barely shoot their guns to help you out and they seem
their guns to help you out and they seem
their guns to help you out and they seem like they’re begging to be destroyed by
like they’re begging to be destroyed by
like they’re begging to be destroyed by your enemies and please don’t think
your enemies and please don’t think
your enemies and please don’t think about asking them to drive a warthog or
about asking them to drive a warthog or
about asking them to drive a warthog or a tank because well you’re probably
a tank because well you’re probably
a tank because well you’re probably gonna be there for a while number nine
gonna be there for a while number nine
gonna be there for a while number nine Rogue Warrior do you usually have
Rogue Warrior do you usually have
Rogue Warrior do you usually have trouble taking down your opponents with
trouble taking down your opponents with
trouble taking down your opponents with grenades if so this may be the game for
grenades if so this may be the game for
grenades if so this may be the game for you because your enemies will normally
you because your enemies will normally
you because your enemies will normally just stand there and let themselves get
just stand there and let themselves get
just stand there and let themselves get blown up when you throw explosives at
blown up when you throw explosives at
blown up when you throw explosives at him they’re not particularly observant
him they’re not particularly observant
him they’re not particularly observant either the other guide never seems to
either the other guide never seems to
either the other guide never seems to notice that anything’s happened to his
notice that anything’s happened to his
notice that anything’s happened to his buddy who was right next to him a second
buddy who was right next to him a second
buddy who was right next to him a second ago happy fourth of July motherfuckers
ago happy fourth of July motherfuckers
ago happy fourth of July motherfuckers number eight Starcraft you can have a
number eight Starcraft you can have a
number eight Starcraft you can have a lot of fun ordering your troops around
lot of fun ordering your troops around
lot of fun ordering your troops around in this game but rarely when you have to
in this game but rarely when you have to
in this game but rarely when you have to order them through choke points when you
order them through choke points when you
order them through choke points when you try to get large groups of ground units
try to get large groups of ground units
try to get large groups of ground units up cliffs they tend to block access to
up cliffs they tend to block access to
up cliffs they tend to block access to the entrances and let enemies take them
the entrances and let enemies take them
the entrances and let enemies take them out one by one
out one by one
out one by one apparently the Protoss are great at
apparently the Protoss are great at
apparently the Protoss are great at designing walking crab tanks that can
designing walking crab tanks that can
designing walking crab tanks that can teleport across the galaxy to wage war
teleport across the galaxy to wage war
teleport across the galaxy to wage war but damned if they can figure out how to
but damned if they can figure out how to
but damned if they can figure out how to get through tight spaces in single file
number seven grand theft auto san
number seven grand theft auto san andreas complete moral wrong for such a
andreas complete moral wrong for such a
andreas complete moral wrong for such a defining franchise the games really have
defining franchise the games really have
defining franchise the games really have some awful AI and San Andreas is the
some awful AI and San Andreas is the
some awful AI and San Andreas is the worst offender
worst offender
worst offender despite supposedly being loyal to you
despite supposedly being loyal to you
despite supposedly being loyal to you your fellow gang members often won’t
your fellow gang members often won’t
your fellow gang members often won’t help you out the cops themselves aren’t
help you out the cops themselves aren’t
help you out the cops themselves aren’t much better since they have no qualms
much better since they have no qualms
much better since they have no qualms about standing around and waiting for
about standing around and waiting for
about standing around and waiting for you to fire at them but worse are the
you to fire at them but worse are the
you to fire at them but worse are the firefighters who seemed to have flunked
firefighters who seemed to have flunked
firefighters who seemed to have flunked out of driving school and we’re still
out of driving school and we’re still
out of driving school and we’re still put behind the wheel number six
put behind the wheel number six
put behind the wheel number six Dead Rising good all right
you’d think that the zombie apocalypse
you’d think that the zombie apocalypse would be cause for alarm but you
would be cause for alarm but you
would be cause for alarm but you wouldn’t know it from the way the
wouldn’t know it from the way the
wouldn’t know it from the way the survivors in this game behave fantastic
survivors in this game behave fantastic
survivors in this game behave fantastic you’re tasked with escorting some of
you’re tasked with escorting some of
you’re tasked with escorting some of them to safety which would be hard
them to safety which would be hard
them to safety which would be hard enough if they were cooperating with you
enough if they were cooperating with you
enough if they were cooperating with you fully since you’re surrounded by hordes
fully since you’re surrounded by hordes
fully since you’re surrounded by hordes of undead
of undead
of undead unfortunately they prefer to do stupid
unfortunately they prefer to do stupid
unfortunately they prefer to do stupid things like get stuck on water fountains
things like get stuck on water fountains
things like get stuck on water fountains or sometimes just attack you you know
or sometimes just attack you you know
or sometimes just attack you you know for fun I really owe you one
for fun I really owe you one
for fun I really owe you one number five fallout series where do we
number five fallout series where do we
number five fallout series where do we even begin with this series well in the
even begin with this series well in the
even begin with this series well in the first game your allies don’t seem too
first game your allies don’t seem too
first game your allies don’t seem too intent on helping you they shoot you in
intent on helping you they shoot you in
intent on helping you they shoot you in the back whenever they get the chance
the back whenever they get the chance
the back whenever they get the chance and they’re all so fond of trapping you
and they’re all so fond of trapping you
and they’re all so fond of trapping you against walls so you can’t keep playing
against walls so you can’t keep playing
against walls so you can’t keep playing not only that but talking to some NPCs
not only that but talking to some NPCs
not only that but talking to some NPCs can be weird it is bad
can be weird it is bad
can be weird it is bad vault is good please go destroy bad
vault is good please go destroy bad
vault is good please go destroy bad place and in fallout 3 and new Vegas all
place and in fallout 3 and new Vegas all
place and in fallout 3 and new Vegas all the NPCs seem to have no sense of
the NPCs seem to have no sense of
the NPCs seem to have no sense of self-preservation or in this case a
self-preservation or in this case a
self-preservation or in this case a sense of anyone else around them
number four day katana John Romero is
number four day katana John Romero is one of the most legendary designers in
one of the most legendary designers in
one of the most legendary designers in videogame history being one of the
videogame history being one of the
videogame history being one of the creative minds behind classics like doom
creative minds behind classics like doom
creative minds behind classics like doom and quake but he failed spectacularly
and quake but he failed spectacularly
and quake but he failed spectacularly with this FPS title and the AI is one of
with this FPS title and the AI is one of
with this FPS title and the AI is one of its worst aspects sidekicks Superfly
its worst aspects sidekicks Superfly
its worst aspects sidekicks Superfly the stereotype Johnson loves to get in
the stereotype Johnson loves to get in
the stereotype Johnson loves to get in your way by standing in your line of
your way by standing in your line of
your way by standing in your line of fire and damsel in distress Mikiko seems
fire and damsel in distress Mikiko seems
fire and damsel in distress Mikiko seems to want to stay in distress
to want to stay in distress
to want to stay in distress based on her reluctance to pick up
based on her reluctance to pick up
based on her reluctance to pick up health and weapons on my way I had to
health and weapons on my way I had to
health and weapons on my way I had to get it number three
get it number three
get it number three Resident Evil 5 the first time you play
Resident Evil 5 the first time you play
Resident Evil 5 the first time you play single-player your ally Sheva will drive
single-player your ally Sheva will drive
single-player your ally Sheva will drive you nuts because she’s such a liability
you nuts because she’s such a liability
you nuts because she’s such a liability she doesn’t seem to care much about
she doesn’t seem to care much about
she doesn’t seem to care much about defeating the enemies because she tends
defeating the enemies because she tends
defeating the enemies because she tends to walk into your line of fire or worse
to walk into your line of fire or worse
to walk into your line of fire or worse over tripwires and often she uses the
over tripwires and often she uses the
over tripwires and often she uses the wrong weapons against bosses and will
wrong weapons against bosses and will
wrong weapons against bosses and will always waste healing items on minor
always waste healing items on minor
always waste healing items on minor wounds will never win like this time to
wounds will never win like this time to
wounds will never win like this time to change tactics what’s even worse on top
change tactics what’s even worse on top
change tactics what’s even worse on top of all that if she dies it’s game over
of all that if she dies it’s game over
of all that if she dies it’s game over because of her stupidity playing this
because of her stupidity playing this
because of her stupidity playing this game co-op is pretty much mandatory
you’d think that Xenomorphs would be
you’d think that Xenomorphs would be terrifying to take on there are a bunch
terrifying to take on there are a bunch
terrifying to take on there are a bunch of them but they don’t gang up to take
of them but they don’t gang up to take
of them but they don’t gang up to take you out or sneak up on you they seem
you out or sneak up on you they seem
you out or sneak up on you they seem content to just run straight at you to
content to just run straight at you to
content to just run straight at you to get picked off in some cases their AI is
get picked off in some cases their AI is
get picked off in some cases their AI is so chaotic that it looks sort of like
so chaotic that it looks sort of like
so chaotic that it looks sort of like they’re dancing your allies aren’t much
they’re dancing your allies aren’t much
they’re dancing your allies aren’t much help either sometimes getting stuck in
help either sometimes getting stuck in
help either sometimes getting stuck in doors getting stuck in your way or you
doors getting stuck in your way or you
doors getting stuck in your way or you know just firing their guns at walls
before we get to our number one let’s
before we get to our number one let’s take a look at some dishonorable
take a look at some dishonorable
take a look at some dishonorable mentions just leave me at these beam
number one ride to hell retribution on
number one ride to hell retribution on way Jake on your feet it’s time no AI
way Jake on your feet it’s time no AI
way Jake on your feet it’s time no AI sucked more than what we saw in this
sucked more than what we saw in this
sucked more than what we saw in this title so much so that it had to make it
title so much so that it had to make it
title so much so that it had to make it onto our worst games of all time list
onto our worst games of all time list
onto our worst games of all time list shit the simplistic hand-to-hand combat
shit the simplistic hand-to-hand combat
shit the simplistic hand-to-hand combat only allows you to punch kick block or
only allows you to punch kick block or
only allows you to punch kick block or break blocks but you won’t need anything
break blocks but you won’t need anything
break blocks but you won’t need anything worse against your enemies because they
worse against your enemies because they
worse against your enemies because they never put out much of a threat shooting
never put out much of a threat shooting
never put out much of a threat shooting isn’t much better because aiming is
isn’t much better because aiming is
isn’t much better because aiming is nearly impossible but again the AI
nearly impossible but again the AI
nearly impossible but again the AI enemies are pretty much suicidal since
enemies are pretty much suicidal since
enemies are pretty much suicidal since they have no idea how cover works and
they have no idea how cover works and
they have no idea how cover works and either run straight into your line of
either run straight into your line of
either run straight into your line of fire or right into a corner
do you agree with our list which
do you agree with our list which videogame AI do you think would be
videogame AI do you think would be
videogame AI do you think would be eligible for a darwin award for more
eligible for a darwin award for more
eligible for a darwin award for more artificially intelligent top 10s
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