it can be either annoying or adorable but every one of them is thick as a
but every one of them is thick as a
but every one of them is thick as a brick welcome to watchmojo.com and today
brick welcome to watchmojo.com and today
brick welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 video game dumbasses for this
top 10 video game dumbasses for this
top 10 video game dumbasses for this list we’re looking at the characters
list we’re looking at the characters
list we’re looking at the characters that are known across the gaming
that are known across the gaming
that are known across the gaming community as morons regardless of their
community as morons regardless of their
community as morons regardless of their moral compass do you understand what I’m
moral compass do you understand what I’m
moral compass do you understand what I’m saying I told what does any of this make
saying I told what does any of this make
saying I told what does any of this make any sense just tell me just say yes
any sense just tell me just say yes
any sense just tell me just say yes we’re focusing on characters that were
we’re focusing on characters that were
we’re focusing on characters that were intentionally designed to be stupid as
intentionally designed to be stupid as
intentionally designed to be stupid as opposed to those that were poorly
opposed to those that were poorly
opposed to those that were poorly written or just hated by the internet as
written or just hated by the internet as
written or just hated by the internet as a whole but positive for red echidna and
a whole but positive for red echidna and
a whole but positive for red echidna and echidna irrelevant number 10
echidna irrelevant number 10
echidna irrelevant number 10 touhou caca blaze blue series she may
touhou caca blaze blue series she may
touhou caca blaze blue series she may not be the smartest getting in the
not be the smartest getting in the
not be the smartest getting in the litter but by gun is she cute as part of
litter but by gun is she cute as part of
litter but by gun is she cute as part of the Kaka clan this half count warrior
the Kaka clan this half count warrior
the Kaka clan this half count warrior has only one mission to seek out the
has only one mission to seek out the
has only one mission to seek out the infamous criminal known as Ragna the
infamous criminal known as Ragna the
infamous criminal known as Ragna the blood edge and collect his astronomical
blood edge and collect his astronomical
blood edge and collect his astronomical bounty to find a better home for her
bounty to find a better home for her
bounty to find a better home for her people the only problem is she doesn’t
people the only problem is she doesn’t
people the only problem is she doesn’t even recognize him despite the fact that
even recognize him despite the fact that
even recognize him despite the fact that she often travels with him long time no
she often travels with him long time no
she often travels with him long time no see she’s a lethal fighter and the
see she’s a lethal fighter and the
see she’s a lethal fighter and the cutest thing to ever wear a hood with
cutest thing to ever wear a hood with
cutest thing to ever wear a hood with kid ears but definitely not the
kid ears but definitely not the
kid ears but definitely not the brightest bulb are you looking at food
brightest bulb are you looking at food
brightest bulb are you looking at food number 9 big the cat Sonic the Hedgehog
number 9 big the cat Sonic the Hedgehog
number 9 big the cat Sonic the Hedgehog series oh no whoa nobody gonna do one of
series oh no whoa nobody gonna do one of
series oh no whoa nobody gonna do one of the new characters introduced in Sonic’s
the new characters introduced in Sonic’s
the new characters introduced in Sonic’s first big 3d outing big the count was
first big 3d outing big the count was
first big 3d outing big the count was designed to be this big lovable oaf or
designed to be this big lovable oaf or
designed to be this big lovable oaf or something problem is he’s not lovable
something problem is he’s not lovable
something problem is he’s not lovable really icky
when his best friend froggy runs off
when his best friend froggy runs off obviously bigs first instinct is to
obviously bigs first instinct is to
obviously bigs first instinct is to impale his friends with a hook and fish
impale his friends with a hook and fish
impale his friends with a hook and fish froggy out of wherever he’s swimming and
froggy out of wherever he’s swimming and
froggy out of wherever he’s swimming and minding his own damn business to be fair
minding his own damn business to be fair
minding his own damn business to be fair though big probably wouldn’t have
though big probably wouldn’t have
though big probably wouldn’t have garnered so much hate if it weren’t for
garnered so much hate if it weren’t for
garnered so much hate if it weren’t for the fact that his fishing game caused a
the fact that his fishing game caused a
the fact that his fishing game caused a lot of frustration amongst gamers
lot of frustration amongst gamers
lot of frustration amongst gamers especially with incredible freak outs
especially with incredible freak outs
especially with incredible freak outs like this it’s gone are you being
like this it’s gone are you being
like this it’s gone are you being serious dude oh just say hit Wow
serious dude oh just say hit Wow
serious dude oh just say hit Wow number 8 Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
number 8 Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
number 8 Dan Hibiki Street Fighter series yeah they didn’t let me in the
series yeah they didn’t let me in the
series yeah they didn’t let me in the last one we got a big star like me to
last one we got a big star like me to
last one we got a big star like me to get everyone pumped up I bet the crowd
get everyone pumped up I bet the crowd
get everyone pumped up I bet the crowd was bored out of their minds Oh Dan you
was bored out of their minds Oh Dan you
was bored out of their minds Oh Dan you are so pathetically entertaining it’s a
are so pathetically entertaining it’s a
are so pathetically entertaining it’s a marvel to watch we’re gonna show the
marvel to watch we’re gonna show the
marvel to watch we’re gonna show the world just how awesome the succulence
world just how awesome the succulence
world just how awesome the succulence truly a parody of the series is iconic
truly a parody of the series is iconic
truly a parody of the series is iconic characters Dan Hibiki believes himself
characters Dan Hibiki believes himself
characters Dan Hibiki believes himself to be the best fighter in the world and
to be the best fighter in the world and
to be the best fighter in the world and he really really isn’t arrogant and
he really really isn’t arrogant and
he really really isn’t arrogant and overconfident with a whole bunch of
overconfident with a whole bunch of
overconfident with a whole bunch of cowardice thrown in you would think
cowardice thrown in you would think
cowardice thrown in you would think after getting his ass kicked so many
after getting his ass kicked so many
after getting his ass kicked so many times he would kind of know when to quit
times he would kind of know when to quit
times he would kind of know when to quit but his stupidity persists to the point
but his stupidity persists to the point
but his stupidity persists to the point where he even tried to open his own
where he even tried to open his own
where he even tried to open his own martial arts school no surprise that it
martial arts school no surprise that it
martial arts school no surprise that it failed
failed
failed much like Dan himself hey you two
much like Dan himself hey you two
much like Dan himself hey you two careful even with my awesome power we
careful even with my awesome power we
careful even with my awesome power we may not be able to stand up to the next
may not be able to stand up to the next
may not be able to stand up to the next wave let’s get out of here quick number
wave let’s get out of here quick number
wave let’s get out of here quick number seven Conrad Verner mass effect series
seven Conrad Verner mass effect series
seven Conrad Verner mass effect series Commander Shepard hey if you know this
Commander Shepard hey if you know this
Commander Shepard hey if you know this idiot can you rein him in before I slap
idiot can you rein him in before I slap
idiot can you rein him in before I slap his ass with a singularity fanboys can
his ass with a singularity fanboys can
his ass with a singularity fanboys can range from humble to extreme and guess
range from humble to extreme and guess
range from humble to extreme and guess which category Conrad fits in hey can I
which category Conrad fits in hey can I
which category Conrad fits in hey can I get your picture I don’t have a problem
get your picture I don’t have a problem
get your picture I don’t have a problem with it but why commander Shepards
with it but why commander Shepards
with it but why commander Shepards biggest fan who has a romanticized view
biggest fan who has a romanticized view
biggest fan who has a romanticized view of what a Spectre can be he asks Shepard
of what a Spectre can be he asks Shepard
of what a Spectre can be he asks Shepard to give him a helping hand if the player
to give him a helping hand if the player
to give him a helping hand if the player is courteous to him he’ll continue to
is courteous to him he’ll continue to
is courteous to him he’ll continue to show up in future games even going so
show up in future games even going so
show up in future games even going so far as to impersonate a Spectre to an
far as to impersonate a Spectre to an
far as to impersonate a Spectre to an increasingly uncomfortable and annoying
increasingly uncomfortable and annoying
increasingly uncomfortable and annoying level and then you’ve da
level and then you’ve da
level and then you’ve da the galaxy needed someone like you
the galaxy needed someone like you
the galaxy needed someone like you shipment we all did contrariwise the
shipment we all did contrariwise the
shipment we all did contrariwise the player can be dismissive of him by
player can be dismissive of him by
player can be dismissive of him by shooting him in the foot but if you are
shooting him in the foot but if you are
shooting him in the foot but if you are patient with Conrad and continue your
patient with Conrad and continue your
patient with Conrad and continue your interactions with him until the end of
interactions with him until the end of
interactions with him until the end of the trilogy he may just surprise you
the trilogy he may just surprise you
the trilogy he may just surprise you okay but I might be able to help you
okay but I might be able to help you
okay but I might be able to help you with whatever you’re doing now that
with whatever you’re doing now that
with whatever you’re doing now that isn’t Cerberus number six dick gumshoe
isn’t Cerberus number six dick gumshoe
isn’t Cerberus number six dick gumshoe Ace Attorney series while we would have
Ace Attorney series while we would have
Ace Attorney series while we would have been relieved to see Dan Hibiki retire
been relieved to see Dan Hibiki retire
been relieved to see Dan Hibiki retire we can’t help but cheer for this
we can’t help but cheer for this
we can’t help but cheer for this goofball every time we see is happy mug
goofball every time we see is happy mug
goofball every time we see is happy mug and we hope he never quits a detective
and we hope he never quits a detective
and we hope he never quits a detective and Ally a Phoenix right while dick may
and Ally a Phoenix right while dick may
and Ally a Phoenix right while dick may be lacking in greediness restraint and
be lacking in greediness restraint and
be lacking in greediness restraint and is ruled by his huge heart rather than
is ruled by his huge heart rather than
is ruled by his huge heart rather than logic
logic
logic he’s an underdog that you can’t help but
he’s an underdog that you can’t help but
he’s an underdog that you can’t help but side with no matter how badly he messes
side with no matter how badly he messes
side with no matter how badly he messes up plus it makes the times he saves the
up plus it makes the times he saves the
up plus it makes the times he saves the day all the more spectacular hang in
day all the more spectacular hang in
day all the more spectacular hang in there yeah big dump bag of awesome
number five genpei Yuri Shin Megami
number five genpei Yuri Shin Megami Tensei persona three others have gone
Tensei persona three others have gone
Tensei persona three others have gone missing dude it’s crazy
missing dude it’s crazy
missing dude it’s crazy Yosuke may have been a contender but our
Yosuke may have been a contender but our
Yosuke may have been a contender but our vote had to go to the loudmouth doofus
vote had to go to the loudmouth doofus
vote had to go to the loudmouth doofus who is holding a lot of pain inside it
who is holding a lot of pain inside it
who is holding a lot of pain inside it always bugged me that weakness I knew
always bugged me that weakness I knew
always bugged me that weakness I knew was there inside I feel like I can
was there inside I feel like I can
was there inside I feel like I can change prone to blurting out whatever
change prone to blurting out whatever
change prone to blurting out whatever comes into his head and being a little
comes into his head and being a little
comes into his head and being a little sleazy on the side Jon pay keeps his
sleazy on the side Jon pay keeps his
sleazy on the side Jon pay keeps his wisecracking attitude constant as to not
wisecracking attitude constant as to not
wisecracking attitude constant as to not expose both the anger and depression of
expose both the anger and depression of
expose both the anger and depression of having an alcoholic father but now I
having an alcoholic father but now I
having an alcoholic father but now I wonder if I’m even going to live long
wonder if I’m even going to live long
wonder if I’m even going to live long enough to celebrate it
enough to celebrate it
enough to celebrate it while in time he slowly starts to become
while in time he slowly starts to become
while in time he slowly starts to become more comfortable in his own skin you can
more comfortable in his own skin you can
more comfortable in his own skin you can be sure that when he opens his mouth a
be sure that when he opens his mouth a
be sure that when he opens his mouth a whole string of dumb outbursts are soon
whole string of dumb outbursts are soon
whole string of dumb outbursts are soon to follow
to follow
to follow tough case even for June pay your e ace
tough case even for June pay your e ace
tough case even for June pay your e ace detective ace detective more likes to
detective ace detective more likes to
detective ace detective more likes to pay a staff Ekta v’ number four Jonny
pay a staff Ekta v’ number four Jonny
pay a staff Ekta v’ number four Jonny Sasaki Metal Gear Solid series in a
Sasaki Metal Gear Solid series in a
Sasaki Metal Gear Solid series in a future where modern soldiers are more
future where modern soldiers are more
future where modern soldiers are more machine than man you have Johnny
machine than man you have Johnny
machine than man you have Johnny commander part of the team sent to help
commander part of the team sent to help
commander part of the team sent to help snake in his mission to destroy the
snake in his mission to destroy the
snake in his mission to destroy the Patriots and liquid Ocelot this soldier
Patriots and liquid Ocelot this soldier
Patriots and liquid Ocelot this soldier is easily startled and prone to an upset
is easily startled and prone to an upset
is easily startled and prone to an upset stomach yes that does mean that he craps
stomach yes that does mean that he craps
stomach yes that does mean that he craps himself during the mission what is your
himself during the mission what is your
himself during the mission what is your problem while he may have been dumb
problem while he may have been dumb
problem while he may have been dumb enough to not deject himself with nano
enough to not deject himself with nano
enough to not deject himself with nano machines due to his fear of needles he
machines due to his fear of needles he
machines due to his fear of needles he actually kind of turns out to be a
actually kind of turns out to be a
actually kind of turns out to be a badass in disguise anyone who can take
badass in disguise anyone who can take
badass in disguise anyone who can take as many bullets as him and then go on to
as many bullets as him and then go on to
as many bullets as him and then go on to marry Meryl has got to be given some
marry Meryl has got to be given some
marry Meryl has got to be given some props
props
props even if he’s still a Joker and a dumbass
even if he’s still a Joker and a dumbass
even if he’s still a Joker and a dumbass at heart go on do it
at heart go on do it
at heart go on do it uh-oh number 3 wheatly
uh-oh number 3 wheatly
uh-oh number 3 wheatly portal 2 that you might have a very
portal 2 that you might have a very
portal 2 that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage
minor case of serious brain damage
minor case of serious brain damage Wheatley story is most certainly a sad
Wheatley story is most certainly a sad
Wheatley story is most certainly a sad one born to be nothing more than a
one born to be nothing more than a
one born to be nothing more than a robotic tumor so that the tyrannically
robotic tumor so that the tyrannically
robotic tumor so that the tyrannically twisted GLaDOS could be controlled he
twisted GLaDOS could be controlled he
twisted GLaDOS could be controlled he was literally made to be the stupidest
was literally made to be the stupidest
was literally made to be the stupidest thing in existence she’s anything else
thing in existence she’s anything else
thing in existence she’s anything else don’t touch anything else don’t even
don’t touch anything else don’t even
don’t touch anything else don’t even look anything else just well obviously
look anything else just well obviously
look anything else just well obviously got to look at everything else to find a
got to look at everything else to find a
got to look at everything else to find a skateboard he certainly lives up to this
skateboard he certainly lives up to this
skateboard he certainly lives up to this due in part to his excellent dialogue
due in part to his excellent dialogue
due in part to his excellent dialogue performed by Stephen Merchant and for
performed by Stephen Merchant and for
performed by Stephen Merchant and for the first half of the game it’s rather
the first half of the game it’s rather
the first half of the game it’s rather charming and funny two three that’s hot
charming and funny two three that’s hot
charming and funny two three that’s hot it’s what it’s too high isn’t it really
it’s what it’s too high isn’t it really
it’s what it’s too high isn’t it really that that is of course until GLaDOS is
that that is of course until GLaDOS is
that that is of course until GLaDOS is dethroned and he ends up taking control
dethroned and he ends up taking control
dethroned and he ends up taking control of the facility which is when his stupid
of the facility which is when his stupid
of the facility which is when his stupid becomes pretty damn dangerous
number two brucey kibbutz grand theft
number two brucey kibbutz grand theft auto 4 it took a while but we finally
auto 4 it took a while but we finally
auto 4 it took a while but we finally reached one of the most famous dumbasses
reached one of the most famous dumbasses
reached one of the most famous dumbasses the fitness obsessed steroid abusing
the fitness obsessed steroid abusing
the fitness obsessed steroid abusing douche who lives to get late except this
douche who lives to get late except this
douche who lives to get late except this one we sort of just like for how damn
one we sort of just like for how damn
one we sort of just like for how damn funny he is
funny he is
funny he is you can walk before so you didn’t need a
you can walk before so you didn’t need a
you can walk before so you didn’t need a wheelchair look I was just checking to
wheelchair look I was just checking to
wheelchair look I was just checking to make sure you don’t worry gay bro no not
make sure you don’t worry gay bro no not
make sure you don’t worry gay bro no not a problem and I gotta go through Niko’s
a problem and I gotta go through Niko’s
a problem and I gotta go through Niko’s adventures in Liberty City brucey is
adventures in Liberty City brucey is
adventures in Liberty City brucey is always there to remind us about his abs
always there to remind us about his abs
always there to remind us about his abs his sex life and just how much of a
his sex life and just how much of a
his sex life and just how much of a beast he is of course he owes the ABS to
beast he is of course he owes the ABS to
beast he is of course he owes the ABS to steroid abuse and we’re pretty sure he’s
steroid abuse and we’re pretty sure he’s
steroid abuse and we’re pretty sure he’s dealing with some internal conflict when
dealing with some internal conflict when
dealing with some internal conflict when it comes to his sexuality but hey don’t
it comes to his sexuality but hey don’t
it comes to his sexuality but hey don’t ask you can only argue with yourself for
ask you can only argue with yourself for
ask you can only argue with yourself for so long brucey yeah yeah before we
so long brucey yeah yeah before we
so long brucey yeah yeah before we reveal our number one dumb ass here are
reveal our number one dumb ass here are
reveal our number one dumb ass here are a few honorable mentions
moment number one captain Qwark Ratchet
moment number one captain Qwark Ratchet and Clank series thank that galaxy you
and Clank series thank that galaxy you
and Clank series thank that galaxy you found me huh there’s an awful plot being
found me huh there’s an awful plot being
found me huh there’s an awful plot being hatched to destroy our planet he’s
hatched to destroy our planet he’s
hatched to destroy our planet he’s considered the galaxy’s greatest hero
considered the galaxy’s greatest hero
considered the galaxy’s greatest hero when he’s actually the galaxy’s biggest
when he’s actually the galaxy’s biggest
when he’s actually the galaxy’s biggest idiot
idiot
idiot it was mating season how could I have
it was mating season how could I have
it was mating season how could I have known she was your sister yeah hey uh
known she was your sister yeah hey uh
known she was your sister yeah hey uh how long have you two been standing
how long have you two been standing
how long have you two been standing there with an ego that could fill a star
there with an ego that could fill a star
there with an ego that could fill a star system work will do anything for
system work will do anything for
system work will do anything for publicity and fame and despite his
publicity and fame and despite his
publicity and fame and despite his legendary status and bravado none are
legendary status and bravado none are
legendary status and bravado none are more cowardly than him and I’ll can’t
more cowardly than him and I’ll can’t
more cowardly than him and I’ll can’t fix it it’s not broke right out you said
fix it it’s not broke right out you said
fix it it’s not broke right out you said it pal he can be funny in his utter
it pal he can be funny in his utter
it pal he can be funny in his utter idiocy but what places him at our number
idiocy but what places him at our number
idiocy but what places him at our number one slot is how someone can be so stupid
one slot is how someone can be so stupid
one slot is how someone can be so stupid to switch alignments and even faked
to switch alignments and even faked
to switch alignments and even faked their own death without any thought of
their own death without any thought of
their own death without any thought of the consequence oh you’re talking to me
the consequence oh you’re talking to me
the consequence oh you’re talking to me I’m not in the habit of talking to
I’m not in the habit of talking to
I’m not in the habit of talking to myself you buffoon love him for his
myself you buffoon love him for his
myself you buffoon love him for his buffoonery or hate him for his betrayals
buffoonery or hate him for his betrayals
buffoonery or hate him for his betrayals captain Qwark is the dumbass that this
captain Qwark is the dumbass that this
captain Qwark is the dumbass that this universe deserves oh how about one of
universe deserves oh how about one of
universe deserves oh how about one of those epic logos that’s that stuff do
those epic logos that’s that stuff do
those epic logos that’s that stuff do you agree with our list who’s your
you agree with our list who’s your
you agree with our list who’s your favorite dumbass in video games I’m
favorite dumbass in video games I’m
favorite dumbass in video games I’m gonna spread sake oh all over the world
gonna spread sake oh all over the world
gonna spread sake oh all over the world with new top 10s published every day be
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