there’s a reason these guys and gals aren’t on the covers of their games well
aren’t on the covers of their games well
aren’t on the covers of their games well I have no idea
I have no idea
I have no idea welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top ten ugliest video game characters need
ten ugliest video game characters need
ten ugliest video game characters need to tow their friend yeah I don’t need no
to tow their friend yeah I don’t need no
to tow their friend yeah I don’t need no tow for this list we’re focusing
tow for this list we’re focusing
tow for this list we’re focusing specifically on video games and all
specifically on video games and all
specifically on video games and all characters within the existence of that
characters within the existence of that
characters within the existence of that game aren’t eligible whether they’re a
game aren’t eligible whether they’re a
game aren’t eligible whether they’re a main protagonist or just a random ugly
main protagonist or just a random ugly
main protagonist or just a random ugly dude number ten Queens lug for a butt
dude number ten Queens lug for a butt
dude number ten Queens lug for a butt earthworm jim man a supersuit drops from
earthworm jim man a supersuit drops from
earthworm jim man a supersuit drops from the sky nothing can stop the
the sky nothing can stop the
the sky nothing can stop the protagonists of earthworm jim in his
protagonists of earthworm jim in his
protagonists of earthworm jim in his quest to meet princess what’s-her-name
quest to meet princess what’s-her-name
quest to meet princess what’s-her-name well except the twin sister known simply
well except the twin sister known simply
well except the twin sister known simply as the Evil Queen pulsating bloated
as the Evil Queen pulsating bloated
as the Evil Queen pulsating bloated festering sweaty pus filled malformed
festering sweaty pus filled malformed
festering sweaty pus filled malformed slug for a but a name which effectively
slug for a but a name which effectively
slug for a but a name which effectively sums up the final boss in the final
sums up the final boss in the final
sums up the final boss in the final level of butt ville Queen thorn she
level of butt ville Queen thorn she
level of butt ville Queen thorn she never fails to impress gamers with her
never fails to impress gamers with her
never fails to impress gamers with her Kefka esque performance which is a nice
Kefka esque performance which is a nice
Kefka esque performance which is a nice way of describing the collective juices
way of describing the collective juices
way of describing the collective juices that ooze from her slimy physique as
that ooze from her slimy physique as
that ooze from her slimy physique as fate would have it her defeat only
fate would have it her defeat only
fate would have it her defeat only reveals a cruel joke as the more
reveals a cruel joke as the more
reveals a cruel joke as the more alluring twin finds herself annihilated
alluring twin finds herself annihilated
alluring twin finds herself annihilated by a hefty rocket cow
number nine fall be the legend of zelda
number nine fall be the legend of zelda twilight princess when link arrives on
twilight princess when link arrives on
twilight princess when link arrives on the shores of lake heylia he can earn a
the shores of lake heylia he can earn a
the shores of lake heylia he can earn a few rupees by cannonballing up to fall
few rupees by cannonballing up to fall
few rupees by cannonballing up to fall beasts flight by owl owned by a rather
beasts flight by owl owned by a rather
beasts flight by owl owned by a rather eccentric character to be fair Bobby is
eccentric character to be fair Bobby is
eccentric character to be fair Bobby is a former circus preventer which explains
a former circus preventer which explains
a former circus preventer which explains his unique style but it’s the crazy-eyed
his unique style but it’s the crazy-eyed
his unique style but it’s the crazy-eyed appearance that lends us to believe that
appearance that lends us to believe that
appearance that lends us to believe that he might be having a little too much fun
he might be having a little too much fun
he might be having a little too much fun in the wee hours of the night
in the wee hours of the night
in the wee hours of the night despite a frail upper body this guy has
despite a frail upper body this guy has
despite a frail upper body this guy has a rather plump lower half while his
a rather plump lower half while his
a rather plump lower half while his facial hair game could aptly be
facial hair game could aptly be
facial hair game could aptly be described as both disturbing and
described as both disturbing and
described as both disturbing and offensive number eight Rufus
offensive number eight Rufus
offensive number eight Rufus street fighter for the best fighter in
street fighter for the best fighter in
street fighter for the best fighter in America did not to mention the
America did not to mention the
America did not to mention the best-looking is yours truly bro place
best-looking is yours truly bro place
best-looking is yours truly bro place originally designed as a slender
originally designed as a slender
originally designed as a slender african-american bellow his final
african-american bellow his final
african-american bellow his final redesign ended up bearing more of her
redesign ended up bearing more of her
redesign ended up bearing more of her son wants to chris farley from the 1997
son wants to chris farley from the 1997
son wants to chris farley from the 1997 film beverly hills ninja his massive
film beverly hills ninja his massive
film beverly hills ninja his massive rolls of fat jiggle gently like rolling
rolls of fat jiggle gently like rolling
rolls of fat jiggle gently like rolling waves which makes you question what kind
waves which makes you question what kind
waves which makes you question what kind of a diet this guy’s on that said every
of a diet this guy’s on that said every
of a diet this guy’s on that said every time man free god he rocks a special
time man free god he rocks a special
time man free god he rocks a special kind of ponytail but surprisingly it’s
kind of ponytail but surprisingly it’s
kind of ponytail but surprisingly it’s not as distracting as his double z sized
not as distracting as his double z sized
not as distracting as his double z sized man breasts that barely fit into his
man breasts that barely fit into his
man breasts that barely fit into his vast selection of ill-fitting v-neck
vast selection of ill-fitting v-neck
vast selection of ill-fitting v-neck leotards but holy hell can this guy land
leotards but holy hell can this guy land
leotards but holy hell can this guy land a roundhouse
unfortunately his round physique
unfortunately his round physique complete with jiggle physics always make
complete with jiggle physics always make
complete with jiggle physics always make it defeat even more devastating for
it defeat even more devastating for
it defeat even more devastating for gamers he also likes to talk a lot I’m
gamers he also likes to talk a lot I’m
gamers he also likes to talk a lot I’m number one around here but I got too
number one around here but I got too
number one around here but I got too much class Gregg like that though
much class Gregg like that though
much class Gregg like that though number seven Harold fallout series can
number seven Harold fallout series can
number seven Harold fallout series can you help a poor mutant down on his luck
you help a poor mutant down on his luck
you help a poor mutant down on his luck he’s known by a variety of names such as
he’s known by a variety of names such as
he’s known by a variety of names such as the talking tree the Lord and the one
the talking tree the Lord and the one
the talking tree the Lord and the one who gives grows and guides but to us
who gives grows and guides but to us
who gives grows and guides but to us Harold is the one who is ugly
Harold is the one who is ugly
Harold is the one who is ugly Oh skin mover skin
Oh skin mover skin
Oh skin mover skin based on his voice alone one may be
based on his voice alone one may be
based on his voice alone one may be inclined to believe that he’s a grizzled
inclined to believe that he’s a grizzled
inclined to believe that he’s a grizzled old war veteran with amazing stories and
old war veteran with amazing stories and
old war veteran with amazing stories and that technically is true but it’s hard
that technically is true but it’s hard
that technically is true but it’s hard to ignore that tree that’s growing out
to ignore that tree that’s growing out
to ignore that tree that’s growing out of his dome you cut with the dough edge
of his dome you cut with the dough edge
of his dome you cut with the dough edge as a knife don’t you although having a
as a knife don’t you although having a
as a knife don’t you although having a tree on your head is nowhere near as bad
tree on your head is nowhere near as bad
tree on your head is nowhere near as bad as being a tree as Harold can definitely
as being a tree as Harold can definitely
as being a tree as Harold can definitely attest to would you please kill me
attest to would you please kill me
attest to would you please kill me number six
number six
number six Darlene Fletcher masher Dead Rising 3
living in 2021 California Nick Ramos
living in 2021 California Nick Ramos must not only survive a zombie outbreak
must not only survive a zombie outbreak
must not only survive a zombie outbreak but also survive the human embodiment of
but also survive the human embodiment of
but also survive the human embodiment of gluttony my food that’s right Darlene
gluttony my food that’s right Darlene
gluttony my food that’s right Darlene Fletcher masher is the fat bastard of
Fletcher masher is the fat bastard of
Fletcher masher is the fat bastard of video games and she’s coming at you with
video games and she’s coming at you with
video games and she’s coming at you with a wicked sense of humor and a delicious
a wicked sense of humor and a delicious
a wicked sense of humor and a delicious chicken Mike hungry one might not be
chicken Mike hungry one might not be
chicken Mike hungry one might not be able to smell her wet flatulence and
able to smell her wet flatulence and
able to smell her wet flatulence and projectile vomit but this Big Mama will
projectile vomit but this Big Mama will
projectile vomit but this Big Mama will leave a lasting imprint on your psyche
leave a lasting imprint on your psyche
leave a lasting imprint on your psyche while haunting your dreams because she
while haunting your dreams because she
while haunting your dreams because she does not give a rat’s ass about common
does not give a rat’s ass about common
does not give a rat’s ass about common decency or even the ethics of a buffet
decency or even the ethics of a buffet
decency or even the ethics of a buffet line
well hey there fellas here’s a busty
well hey there fellas here’s a busty brunette with a love for pink thongs and
brunette with a love for pink thongs and
brunette with a love for pink thongs and a real gift for gap okay well maybe her
a real gift for gap okay well maybe her
a real gift for gap okay well maybe her entire mouth actually spits out balls of
entire mouth actually spits out balls of
entire mouth actually spits out balls of stomach acid and she can’t necessarily
stomach acid and she can’t necessarily
stomach acid and she can’t necessarily hold a conversation but one thing’s for
hold a conversation but one thing’s for
hold a conversation but one thing’s for certain the spitter don’t quit until she
certain the spitter don’t quit until she
certain the spitter don’t quit until she can’t spit anymore that is the scariest
can’t spit anymore that is the scariest
can’t spit anymore that is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life her appearance alone instills anxiety in
her appearance alone instills anxiety in
her appearance alone instills anxiety in gamers and even when the spitter is
gamers and even when the spitter is
gamers and even when the spitter is defeated she still leaves behind a
defeated she still leaves behind a
defeated she still leaves behind a puddle of booze to guarantee a lasting
puddle of booze to guarantee a lasting
puddle of booze to guarantee a lasting impression the boomer might not be easy
impression the boomer might not be easy
impression the boomer might not be easy on the eyes either
on the eyes either
on the eyes either but the spitter has looks that are
but the spitter has looks that are
but the spitter has looks that are definitely even harder to swallow number
definitely even harder to swallow number
definitely even harder to swallow number four gruntilda Winky bunion banjo
four gruntilda Winky bunion banjo
four gruntilda Winky bunion banjo kazooie series since her overall goal is
kazooie series since her overall goal is
kazooie series since her overall goal is to steal your sister’s beauty to make
to steal your sister’s beauty to make
to steal your sister’s beauty to make herself less ugly it should come as no
herself less ugly it should come as no
herself less ugly it should come as no surprise that gruntilda makes this list
like the aforementioned darlene fletcher
like the aforementioned darlene fletcher masher grunty doesn’t care much about
masher grunty doesn’t care much about
masher grunty doesn’t care much about social pleasantries as she’s been known
social pleasantries as she’s been known
social pleasantries as she’s been known to dig deep for boogers and then drop a
to dig deep for boogers and then drop a
to dig deep for boogers and then drop a rhyme when she’s done yes gruntilda is
rhyme when she’s done yes gruntilda is
rhyme when she’s done yes gruntilda is revolting but it’s the way she carries
revolting but it’s the way she carries
revolting but it’s the way she carries herself and the lack of self-awareness
herself and the lack of self-awareness
herself and the lack of self-awareness that make her such a hideous creature in
that make her such a hideous creature in
that make her such a hideous creature in other words she’s annoying as hell and
other words she’s annoying as hell and
other words she’s annoying as hell and that green skin doesn’t help either not
that green skin doesn’t help either not
that green skin doesn’t help either not to mention her lack of teeth
number three Uma The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
number three Uma The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt quit playing around let’s go
quit playing around let’s go
quit playing around let’s go well we know what you’re thinking my
well we know what you’re thinking my
well we know what you’re thinking my precious with the looks of golem and the
precious with the looks of golem and the
precious with the looks of golem and the charisma of sloth from the Goonies this
charisma of sloth from the Goonies this
charisma of sloth from the Goonies this cursed Being is undoubtedly the ugliest
cursed Being is undoubtedly the ugliest
cursed Being is undoubtedly the ugliest of all ugly babies truth be told
of all ugly babies truth be told
of all ugly babies truth be told uma comes in handy during the trip to
uma comes in handy during the trip to
uma comes in handy during the trip to care more but for crying out loud this
care more but for crying out loud this
care more but for crying out loud this thing is not the ideal travel companion
thing is not the ideal travel companion
thing is not the ideal travel companion what do you want the impre is displeased
what do you want the impre is displeased
what do you want the impre is displeased with you without spoiling too much
with you without spoiling too much
with you without spoiling too much uma apparently wasn’t always so ugly and
uma apparently wasn’t always so ugly and
uma apparently wasn’t always so ugly and there may be some hope for him or her
there may be some hope for him or her
there may be some hope for him or her yet but they sure don’t call him the
yet but they sure don’t call him the
yet but they sure don’t call him the ugliest man alive for nothing
ugliest man alive for nothing
ugliest man alive for nothing I had hoped I’d hoped I would never have
I had hoped I’d hoped I would never have
I had hoped I’d hoped I would never have to watch this again
to watch this again
to watch this again number 2 Baraka Mortal Kombat series
well perhaps you’re familiar with this
well perhaps you’re familiar with this vagabond mutant as it’s difficult not to
vagabond mutant as it’s difficult not to
vagabond mutant as it’s difficult not to notice the ginormous blades protruding
notice the ginormous blades protruding
notice the ginormous blades protruding from his forearms originally appearing
from his forearms originally appearing
from his forearms originally appearing in Mortal Kombat 2 Baraka displays a
in Mortal Kombat 2 Baraka displays a
in Mortal Kombat 2 Baraka displays a toothy grin but his busted up face
toothy grin but his busted up face
toothy grin but his busted up face doesn’t make him the most photogenic of
doesn’t make him the most photogenic of
doesn’t make him the most photogenic of characters much like his pal Molina who
characters much like his pal Molina who
characters much like his pal Molina who sports a healthy Bezique despite her own
sports a healthy Bezique despite her own
sports a healthy Bezique despite her own set of gnarly teeth above all it’s
set of gnarly teeth above all it’s
set of gnarly teeth above all it’s baracus troubling skin that detracts
baracus troubling skin that detracts
baracus troubling skin that detracts from his physical appearance well
from his physical appearance well
from his physical appearance well actually now it’s the teeth it’s it’s
actually now it’s the teeth it’s it’s
actually now it’s the teeth it’s it’s definitely the teeth
before we unveil our top pick
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions yeah
here are a few honorable mentions yeah
here are a few honorable mentions yeah among the souls are no opening
number one Lehren aka the Broodmother
number one Lehren aka the Broodmother Dragon Age Origins in 2009 Electronic
Dragon Age Origins in 2009 Electronic
Dragon Age Origins in 2009 Electronic Arts introduced gamers to the
Arts introduced gamers to the
Arts introduced gamers to the well-endowed darkspawn known as Lehren
well-endowed darkspawn known as Lehren
well-endowed darkspawn known as Lehren let’s say this Lehren gives new meaning
let’s say this Lehren gives new meaning
let’s say this Lehren gives new meaning to the terms side boob and nip slip
to the terms side boob and nip slip
to the terms side boob and nip slip while her flailing arms don’t exactly
while her flailing arms don’t exactly
while her flailing arms don’t exactly make her the most huggable character
make her the most huggable character
make her the most huggable character either all in all it’s clear the brood
either all in all it’s clear the brood
either all in all it’s clear the brood mother has a bad attitude and who really
mother has a bad attitude and who really
mother has a bad attitude and who really knows what’s going on down there in a
knows what’s going on down there in a
knows what’s going on down there in a gaming world fueled by perpetual mind
gaming world fueled by perpetual mind
gaming world fueled by perpetual mind boners there’s no other boner-killer
boners there’s no other boner-killer
boners there’s no other boner-killer quite like brood mother so do you agree
quite like brood mother so do you agree
quite like brood mother so do you agree with our selections who do you think is
with our selections who do you think is
with our selections who do you think is the ugliest video game character for
the ugliest video game character for
the ugliest video game character for more mind-blowing top 10s published
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