except maybe for the person getting their butt kissed so who will be your
their butt kissed so who will be your
their butt kissed so who will be your new number three that I haven’t decided
new number three that I haven’t decided
new number three that I haven’t decided yet
yet
yet welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 TV suck-ups
TV suck-ups
TV suck-ups for this list we’re taking a look at
for this list we’re taking a look at
for this list we’re taking a look at television characters that are
television characters that are
television characters that are constantly brown-nosing their superiors
constantly brown-nosing their superiors
constantly brown-nosing their superiors at work school and life in general why
at work school and life in general why
at work school and life in general why don’t I tell you after the beep number
don’t I tell you after the beep number
don’t I tell you after the beep number 10 Starscream the Transformers you
10 Starscream the Transformers you
10 Starscream the Transformers you wouldn’t think that a giant robot like
wouldn’t think that a giant robot like
wouldn’t think that a giant robot like Starscream would have to suck up to
Starscream would have to suck up to
Starscream would have to suck up to anyone in a world of Transformers though
anyone in a world of Transformers though
anyone in a world of Transformers though even though Starscream is wily he’s just
even though Starscream is wily he’s just
even though Starscream is wily he’s just a clinking clanking clattering
a clinking clanking clattering
a clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk compared
collection of caliginous junk compared
collection of caliginous junk compared to his boss
I see that you have learned nothing
I see that you have learned nothing Starscream
Starscream
Starscream when this pathetic hunk of hardware
when this pathetic hunk of hardware
when this pathetic hunk of hardware isn’t kissing Megatron’s shiny metal ass
isn’t kissing Megatron’s shiny metal ass
isn’t kissing Megatron’s shiny metal ass he’s plotting to take over as leader of
he’s plotting to take over as leader of
he’s plotting to take over as leader of the Decepticons on more than one
the Decepticons on more than one
the Decepticons on more than one occasion Starscream has usurped control
occasion Starscream has usurped control
occasion Starscream has usurped control from Megatron however it never takes
from Megatron however it never takes
from Megatron however it never takes long for Megatron to strike back making
long for Megatron to strike back making
long for Megatron to strike back making the treacherous Starscream beg for
the treacherous Starscream beg for
the treacherous Starscream beg for forgiveness in his piercing voice number
forgiveness in his piercing voice number
forgiveness in his piercing voice number nine
nine
nine Randall J Weems recess Randall is the
Randall J Weems recess Randall is the
Randall J Weems recess Randall is the teacher’s pet every kid in elementary
teacher’s pet every kid in elementary
teacher’s pet every kid in elementary school wanted to beat up I expected more
school wanted to beat up I expected more
school wanted to beat up I expected more from you Randall perhaps you’ve washed
from you Randall perhaps you’ve washed
from you Randall perhaps you’ve washed our box everything about this fourth
our box everything about this fourth
our box everything about this fourth grader cries out snitch
grader cries out snitch
grader cries out snitch from his hunched back to his reptilian
from his hunched back to his reptilian
from his hunched back to his reptilian face to his diabolical smirk to his
face to his diabolical smirk to his
face to his diabolical smirk to his raised eyebrows to his Gollum life body
raised eyebrows to his Gollum life body
raised eyebrows to his Gollum life body I heard something missing sir I’ll be
I heard something missing sir I’ll be
I heard something missing sir I’ll be right back
right back
right back Osterman a frequency only lapdogs can
Osterman a frequency only lapdogs can
Osterman a frequency only lapdogs can hear my kids are natural although a part
hear my kids are natural although a part
hear my kids are natural although a part of Randall would like to be accepted by
of Randall would like to be accepted by
of Randall would like to be accepted by his peers his loyalties will always lie
his peers his loyalties will always lie
his peers his loyalties will always lie with the crotchety old miss Finster
wagon
wagon Randall is her eyes and ears in the war
Randall is her eyes and ears in the war
Randall is her eyes and ears in the war zone that is recess
zone that is recess
zone that is recess always taking notes and deviously
always taking notes and deviously
always taking notes and deviously rubbing his hands together I wouldn’t
rubbing his hands together I wouldn’t
rubbing his hands together I wouldn’t want to get a reputation don’t worry as
want to get a reputation don’t worry as
want to get a reputation don’t worry as far as they’ll know you’ll always be a
far as they’ll know you’ll always be a
far as they’ll know you’ll always be a two-bit double-crossing snitch thanks
two-bit double-crossing snitch thanks
two-bit double-crossing snitch thanks teacher number eight Earl Snead Sinclair
teacher number eight Earl Snead Sinclair
teacher number eight Earl Snead Sinclair dinosaurs could be so much fun
dinosaurs could be so much fun
dinosaurs could be so much fun Earl Sinclair doesn’t really wear the
Earl Sinclair doesn’t really wear the
Earl Sinclair doesn’t really wear the pants at home but he definitely doesn’t
pants at home but he definitely doesn’t
pants at home but he definitely doesn’t wear the pants at work why aren’t you
wear the pants at work why aren’t you
wear the pants at work why aren’t you out there knocking down trees you’re
out there knocking down trees you’re
out there knocking down trees you’re right I should be I’m leaving I’m
right I should be I’m leaving I’m
right I should be I’m leaving I’m getting out of here
getting out of here
getting out of here as a matter of fact he doesn’t wear
as a matter of fact he doesn’t wear
as a matter of fact he doesn’t wear pants at all but that’s beside the point
pants at all but that’s beside the point
pants at all but that’s beside the point it’s a trip to the moon on gossamer
it’s a trip to the moon on gossamer
it’s a trip to the moon on gossamer wings sir this low man on the totem pole
wings sir this low man on the totem pole
wings sir this low man on the totem pole tree pusher is constantly taking crap
tree pusher is constantly taking crap
tree pusher is constantly taking crap from his judgemental wife his crabby
from his judgemental wife his crabby
from his judgemental wife his crabby mother-in-law and especially his
mother-in-law and especially his
mother-in-law and especially his hard-boiled boss in order to encourage
hard-boiled boss in order to encourage
hard-boiled boss in order to encourage greater productivity by the employees
greater productivity by the employees
greater productivity by the employees some sort of incentive like a guy who
some sort of incentive like a guy who
some sort of incentive like a guy who does the best work each month like could
does the best work each month like could
does the best work each month like could be the employee of the month
be the employee of the month
be the employee of the month all Earl wants is a little recognition
all Earl wants is a little recognition
all Earl wants is a little recognition from his employer
from his employer
from his employer at the we say cell corporation however
at the we say cell corporation however
at the we say cell corporation however if you can’t even get his own
if you can’t even get his own
if you can’t even get his own mischievous baby to respect him it’s
mischievous baby to respect him it’s
mischievous baby to respect him it’s unlikely that BP Richfield will ever cut
unlikely that BP Richfield will ever cut
unlikely that BP Richfield will ever cut Earl a break either
Earl a break either
Earl a break either no stories no stories no story give me
no stories no stories no story give me
no stories no stories no story give me that back
that back
that back number seven captain Kevin darling
number seven captain Kevin darling
number seven captain Kevin darling Blackadder goes forth it’s captain
Blackadder goes forth it’s captain
Blackadder goes forth it’s captain darling to you every army needs order
darling to you every army needs order
darling to you every army needs order and boundaries but that doesn’t mean the
and boundaries but that doesn’t mean the
and boundaries but that doesn’t mean the soldiers have to be like the smug
soldiers have to be like the smug
soldiers have to be like the smug bureaucrats who enforce such strict
bureaucrats who enforce such strict
bureaucrats who enforce such strict rules captain darling is the polar
rules captain darling is the polar
rules captain darling is the polar opposite of Captain Black Adder we’re
opposite of Captain Black Adder we’re
opposite of Captain Black Adder we’re Black Adder is constantly dodging
Black Adder is constantly dodging
Black Adder is constantly dodging responsibilities darling does everything
responsibilities darling does everything
responsibilities darling does everything by the book
I spoke to black out a less than an hour
I spoke to black out a less than an hour ago his print persona and embarrassing
ago his print persona and embarrassing
ago his print persona and embarrassing surname make him a natural target for
surname make him a natural target for
surname make him a natural target for Black Adder sarcastic remarks good luck
Black Adder sarcastic remarks good luck
Black Adder sarcastic remarks good luck well thank you darling this pen-pushing
well thank you darling this pen-pushing
well thank you darling this pen-pushing desk sucking plotter daughter can handle
desk sucking plotter daughter can handle
desk sucking plotter daughter can handle any quips his comrades throw at him
any quips his comrades throw at him
any quips his comrades throw at him however as long as he gets to assist
however as long as he gets to assist
however as long as he gets to assist general Melchett away from all the
general Melchett away from all the
general Melchett away from all the military actions go back to your bloody
military actions go back to your bloody
military actions go back to your bloody ghovat number six
ghovat number six
ghovat number six Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf this is
Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf this is
Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf this is essential routine maintenance in life
essential routine maintenance in life
essential routine maintenance in life Arnold Rimmer sucked up to all the
Arnold Rimmer sucked up to all the
Arnold Rimmer sucked up to all the higher-ups aboard Red Dwarf
higher-ups aboard Red Dwarf
higher-ups aboard Red Dwarf Oh actually since Rimmer only out ranked
Oh actually since Rimmer only out ranked
Oh actually since Rimmer only out ranked third technician Dave Lister he sucks up
third technician Dave Lister he sucks up
third technician Dave Lister he sucks up to virtually every other crew member
to virtually every other crew member
to virtually every other crew member indeed see that you filed 247 complaints
indeed see that you filed 247 complaints
indeed see that you filed 247 complaints yes sir that’s 123 counts of insulting a
yes sir that’s 123 counts of insulting a
yes sir that’s 123 counts of insulting a superior technician when Rimmer dies
superior technician when Rimmer dies
superior technician when Rimmer dies alongside his superiors he’s brought
alongside his superiors he’s brought
alongside his superiors he’s brought back as a hologram to assist Lister mr.
back as a hologram to assist Lister mr.
back as a hologram to assist Lister mr. zombie companions are a life form who
zombie companions are a life form who
zombie companions are a life form who evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer a
evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer a
evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer a hologram simulation of one of the Dead
hologram simulation of one of the Dead
hologram simulation of one of the Dead crew being dead and technically the
crew being dead and technically the
crew being dead and technically the highest ranking member of the ship now
highest ranking member of the ship now
highest ranking member of the ship now you think Rimmer’s brown-nosing days
you think Rimmer’s brown-nosing days
you think Rimmer’s brown-nosing days would be over right Oh baby
would be over right Oh baby
would be over right Oh baby even from beyond the grave though Rimmer
even from beyond the grave though Rimmer
even from beyond the grave though Rimmer sucks up to his superiors and
sucks up to his superiors and
sucks up to his superiors and spirit always obeying the rules and
spirit always obeying the rules and
spirit always obeying the rules and being an obnoxious knob in the process
being an obnoxious knob in the process
being an obnoxious knob in the process find all references to the agreement
find all references to the agreement
find all references to the agreement between Lister and Rimmer and remove
number 5 any Edison
number 5 any Edison community it’s unanimous determined to
community it’s unanimous determined to
community it’s unanimous determined to succeed academically and he becomes
succeed academically and he becomes
succeed academically and he becomes addicted to Adderall jumps through a
addicted to Adderall jumps through a
addicted to Adderall jumps through a plate-glass window and loses her college
plate-glass window and loses her college
plate-glass window and loses her college scholarship being younger does not make
scholarship being younger does not make
scholarship being younger does not make me inferior if anything your age
me inferior if anything your age
me inferior if anything your age indicates that you’ve made bad life
indicates that you’ve made bad life
indicates that you’ve made bad life decisions at Greendale Community College
decisions at Greendale Community College
decisions at Greendale Community College she exerts all of her energy into
she exerts all of her energy into
she exerts all of her energy into maintaining a 4.0 grade point average
maintaining a 4.0 grade point average
maintaining a 4.0 grade point average and gaining acceptance from her teachers
and gaining acceptance from her teachers
and gaining acceptance from her teachers well I was actually thinking about
well I was actually thinking about
well I was actually thinking about founding a Model UN here at Greendale
founding a Model UN here at Greendale
founding a Model UN here at Greendale any interest through her study group
any interest through her study group
any interest through her study group though Annie discovers the value of
though Annie discovers the value of
though Annie discovers the value of friendship finds confidence in herself
friendship finds confidence in herself
friendship finds confidence in herself and learns that there’s more to life
and learns that there’s more to life
and learns that there’s more to life than getting straight A’s because I’m
than getting straight A’s because I’m
than getting straight A’s because I’m not a petty competitive child that
not a petty competitive child that
not a petty competitive child that steals ideas of course that still
steals ideas of course that still
steals ideas of course that still doesn’t stop her from freaking out over
doesn’t stop her from freaking out over
doesn’t stop her from freaking out over a failed grade and maybe just maybe if
a failed grade and maybe just maybe if
a failed grade and maybe just maybe if everyone were a little bit more like me
everyone were a little bit more like me
everyone were a little bit more like me we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair go
we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair go
we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair go girl
girl
girl number 4 dr. Jeffrey Steadman scrubs
number 4 dr. Jeffrey Steadman scrubs
number 4 dr. Jeffrey Steadman scrubs good afternoon Sacred Heart hey the
good afternoon Sacred Heart hey the
good afternoon Sacred Heart hey the chief of Medicine just said good
chief of Medicine just said good
chief of Medicine just said good afternoon people dr. Stedman is an
afternoon people dr. Stedman is an
afternoon people dr. Stedman is an unbelievably annoying tool and he knows
unbelievably annoying tool and he knows
unbelievably annoying tool and he knows it this better be good
it this better be good
it this better be good paging the chief of Medicine dr. Stedman
paging the chief of Medicine dr. Stedman
paging the chief of Medicine dr. Stedman resident and first class teacher’s pet
resident and first class teacher’s pet
resident and first class teacher’s pet the fact that he’s always kissing up to
the fact that he’s always kissing up to
the fact that he’s always kissing up to the stingy dr. Bob Kelso demonstrates
the stingy dr. Bob Kelso demonstrates
the stingy dr. Bob Kelso demonstrates that he’s willing to sell his soul to
that he’s willing to sell his soul to
that he’s willing to sell his soul to the devil I don’t know what you’re
the devil I don’t know what you’re
the devil I don’t know what you’re trying to pull but I am NOT a guy you
trying to pull but I am NOT a guy you
trying to pull but I am NOT a guy you want to mess with my native tea a tea or
want to mess with my native tea a tea or
want to mess with my native tea a tea or some tea sir because I brought both
some tea sir because I brought both
some tea sir because I brought both always at Kelso’s beck and call this
always at Kelso’s beck and call this
always at Kelso’s beck and call this no-nonsense weasel is constantly
no-nonsense weasel is constantly
no-nonsense weasel is constantly complimenting his boss laughing at his
complimenting his boss laughing at his
complimenting his boss laughing at his jokes and backing up his insults like a
jokes and backing up his insults like a
jokes and backing up his insults like a schoolyard bullies Lackey dr. Jeffrey
schoolyard bullies Lackey dr. Jeffrey
schoolyard bullies Lackey dr. Jeffrey Steadman world class suck-up especially
Steadman world class suck-up especially
Steadman world class suck-up especially since the residency director position
since the residency director position
since the residency director position opened up apparently he’s also snuck a
opened up apparently he’s also snuck a
opened up apparently he’s also snuck a peek at Kelso’s baguette sized penis Bob
peek at Kelso’s baguette sized penis Bob
peek at Kelso’s baguette sized penis Bob ten inches it’s like a baguette oh and
ten inches it’s like a baguette oh and
ten inches it’s like a baguette oh and whatever you do never call him Jeff won
whatever you do never call him Jeff won
whatever you do never call him Jeff won I am your resident dr. Jeffrey Steadman
I am your resident dr. Jeffrey Steadman
I am your resident dr. Jeffrey Steadman not Jeff
not Jeff
not Jeff number three Dwight Schrute the office
number three Dwight Schrute the office
number three Dwight Schrute the office this is Dwight Schrute Michael Scott’s
this is Dwight Schrute Michael Scott’s
this is Dwight Schrute Michael Scott’s self-appointed right-hand man Dwight
self-appointed right-hand man Dwight
self-appointed right-hand man Dwight Schrute is one person you don’t want
Schrute is one person you don’t want
Schrute is one person you don’t want sucking up to you business is like a
sucking up to you business is like a
sucking up to you business is like a jungle and I am like a tiger and Dwight
jungle and I am like a tiger and Dwight
jungle and I am like a tiger and Dwight is like a monkey that stabs a tiger in
is like a monkey that stabs a tiger in
is like a monkey that stabs a tiger in the back with a stick rented this
the back with a stick rented this
the back with a stick rented this assistant to the regional manager will
assistant to the regional manager will
assistant to the regional manager will go to extreme lengths to please his boss
go to extreme lengths to please his boss
go to extreme lengths to please his boss Dwight you should be running this office
Michael would never let me at the same
Michael would never let me at the same time Dwight can be aggressive annoying
time Dwight can be aggressive annoying
time Dwight can be aggressive annoying and overly dedicated I kind of work with
and overly dedicated I kind of work with
and overly dedicated I kind of work with Jim anymore okay he goes in some cases
Jim anymore okay he goes in some cases
Jim anymore okay he goes in some cases he can even be kind of backstabby at the
he can even be kind of backstabby at the
he can even be kind of backstabby at the end of the work day though
end of the work day though
end of the work day though Dwight truly adores Michael and will do
Dwight truly adores Michael and will do
Dwight truly adores Michael and will do anything for his approval
anything for his approval
anything for his approval give me one good reason why I shouldn’t
give me one good reason why I shouldn’t
give me one good reason why I shouldn’t fire and that’s more than can be said
fire and that’s more than can be said
fire and that’s more than can be said about fellow office suck-up Andy Bernard
about fellow office suck-up Andy Bernard
about fellow office suck-up Andy Bernard sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
number two
number two detective Amy Santiago Brooklyn
detective Amy Santiago Brooklyn
detective Amy Santiago Brooklyn nine-nine Amy Santiago she’s got seven
nine-nine Amy Santiago she’s got seven
nine-nine Amy Santiago she’s got seven brothers so she’s always trying to prove
brothers so she’s always trying to prove
brothers so she’s always trying to prove she’s tough this efficient detective is
she’s tough this efficient detective is
she’s tough this efficient detective is competitive in every aspect of her life
competitive in every aspect of her life
competitive in every aspect of her life especially when it comes to winning
especially when it comes to winning
especially when it comes to winning admiration from Captain Holt something
admiration from Captain Holt something
admiration from Captain Holt something to share with the rest of us Santiago no
to share with the rest of us Santiago no
to share with the rest of us Santiago no sir I wasn’t pirata was the one that was
sir I wasn’t pirata was the one that was
sir I wasn’t pirata was the one that was talking God you must been the worst
talking God you must been the worst
talking God you must been the worst fourth grader ever Amy wants nothing
fourth grader ever Amy wants nothing
fourth grader ever Amy wants nothing more than for holt to mentor her so she
more than for holt to mentor her so she
more than for holt to mentor her so she can become captain one day yes I will do
can become captain one day yes I will do
can become captain one day yes I will do that thank you
that thank you
that thank you reading Holt’s emotions often proves
reading Holt’s emotions often proves
reading Holt’s emotions often proves challenging for Amy however causing her
challenging for Amy however causing her
challenging for Amy however causing her to constantly make a fool of herself oh
to constantly make a fool of herself oh
to constantly make a fool of herself oh these will be self evaluations at
these will be self evaluations at
these will be self evaluations at Santiago why
Santiago why
Santiago why very wise sir although she’s the most
very wise sir although she’s the most
very wise sir although she’s the most punctual cop in the precinct
punctual cop in the precinct
punctual cop in the precinct occasionally Amy can be brought down to
occasionally Amy can be brought down to
occasionally Amy can be brought down to a more immature level with her fellow
a more immature level with her fellow
a more immature level with her fellow officers making her a voice of reason
officers making her a voice of reason
officers making her a voice of reason and a loving friend speech that was my
and a loving friend speech that was my
and a loving friend speech that was my speech short sweet before our top pick
speech short sweet before our top pick
speech short sweet before our top pick sucks up to us here are a few honorable
sucks up to us here are a few honorable
sucks up to us here are a few honorable mentions number one Waylon Smithers The
mentions number one Waylon Smithers The
mentions number one Waylon Smithers The Simpsons
Simpsons
Simpsons hello mrs. burns this is Waylon Smithers
hello mrs. burns this is Waylon Smithers
hello mrs. burns this is Waylon Smithers I have your son Montgomery on the line
I have your son Montgomery on the line
I have your son Montgomery on the line everyone in Springfield despises C
everyone in Springfield despises C
everyone in Springfield despises C Montgomery burns with the exception of
Montgomery burns with the exception of
Montgomery burns with the exception of his longtime personal assistant Whalen
his longtime personal assistant Whalen
his longtime personal assistant Whalen Smithers you lookin sharpened today in
Smithers you lookin sharpened today in
Smithers you lookin sharpened today in mine hair that was a gutsy decision sir
mine hair that was a gutsy decision sir
mine hair that was a gutsy decision sir smithee’s come here I want you it’s
smithee’s come here I want you it’s
smithee’s come here I want you it’s never made entirely clear what Smithers
never made entirely clear what Smithers
never made entirely clear what Smithers seasoned mr. burns or why he puts up
seasoned mr. burns or why he puts up
seasoned mr. burns or why he puts up with such horrible treatment I’m so
with such horrible treatment I’m so
with such horrible treatment I’m so sorry mr. burns this was all my fault
sorry mr. burns this was all my fault
sorry mr. burns this was all my fault but for whatever reason Smithers will
but for whatever reason Smithers will
but for whatever reason Smithers will perform any task and endure any
perform any task and endure any
perform any task and endure any humiliation to satisfy the wicked man he
humiliation to satisfy the wicked man he
humiliation to satisfy the wicked man he sincerely loves I’m sorry Maddie can’t
sincerely loves I’m sorry Maddie can’t
sincerely loves I’m sorry Maddie can’t come to the phone right now
come to the phone right now
come to the phone right now just don’t expect mr. burns to ever show
just don’t expect mr. burns to ever show
just don’t expect mr. burns to ever show Smithers the same level of affection or
Smithers the same level of affection or
Smithers the same level of affection or commitment
commitment
commitment Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop
Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop
Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop ice cream scoop damn it smoothies this
ice cream scoop damn it smoothies this
ice cream scoop damn it smoothies this isn’t rocket science it’s brain surgery
isn’t rocket science it’s brain surgery
isn’t rocket science it’s brain surgery well at least it’s better than getting
well at least it’s better than getting
well at least it’s better than getting beat up every day like school boys suck
beat up every day like school boys suck
beat up every day like school boys suck up Martin Prince well I’m just gonna say
up Martin Prince well I’m just gonna say
up Martin Prince well I’m just gonna say five but okay thanks again Martin do you
five but okay thanks again Martin do you
five but okay thanks again Martin do you agree with our list
agree with our list
agree with our list Archie who’s your favorite TV suck-up
Archie who’s your favorite TV suck-up
Archie who’s your favorite TV suck-up sometimes I don’t know why I am bother
sometimes I don’t know why I am bother
sometimes I don’t know why I am bother for more entertaining top 10s published
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