oh wow you must have one hell of a personality gonna have sex I’m horny
personality gonna have sex I’m horny
personality gonna have sex I’m horny you’re stressed seems like we both
you’re stressed seems like we both
you’re stressed seems like we both benefit
benefit
benefit welcome to Ms mojo and today we’re
welcome to Ms mojo and today we’re
welcome to Ms mojo and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 TV characters with girls way out of
TV characters with girls way out of
TV characters with girls way out of their league we can kiss if you remember
their league we can kiss if you remember
their league we can kiss if you remember to lay out mouthwash last night and did
to lay out mouthwash last night and did
to lay out mouthwash last night and did for this list we’re looking at the most
for this list we’re looking at the most
for this list we’re looking at the most unbelievable examples of TV men who are
unbelievable examples of TV men who are
unbelievable examples of TV men who are married to or dating women that seem far
married to or dating women that seem far
married to or dating women that seem far more attractive successful or
more attractive successful or
more attractive successful or sophisticated than they are do you think
sophisticated than they are do you think
sophisticated than they are do you think I’m so shallow that I’m gonna leave you
I’m so shallow that I’m gonna leave you
I’m so shallow that I’m gonna leave you when you’re old what if I gained 100
when you’re old what if I gained 100
when you’re old what if I gained 100 pounds you’re gonna leave me then
pounds you’re gonna leave me then
pounds you’re gonna leave me then animated couples were not up for
animated couples were not up for
animated couples were not up for consideration
consideration
consideration so homer and Marge could not make the
so homer and Marge could not make the
so homer and Marge could not make the cut my eyes will be turning red like
cut my eyes will be turning red like
cut my eyes will be turning red like number 10 officer Don Leslie Orville and
number 10 officer Don Leslie Orville and
number 10 officer Don Leslie Orville and Sally Solomon third Rock from the Sun
Sally Solomon third Rock from the Sun
Sally Solomon third Rock from the Sun kiss me doc kiss me like you’ve always
kiss me doc kiss me like you’ve always
kiss me doc kiss me like you’ve always wanted but never could
the Solomons are actually a group of
the Solomons are actually a group of aliens sent to earth to research
aliens sent to earth to research
aliens sent to earth to research humanity look life-forms and they’re
humanity look life-forms and they’re
humanity look life-forms and they’re cleaning each other but what they never
cleaning each other but what they never
cleaning each other but what they never saw coming was how their human bodies
saw coming was how their human bodies
saw coming was how their human bodies would change them Sally played by
would change them Sally played by
would change them Sally played by Kristen Johnston is the group’s
Kristen Johnston is the group’s
Kristen Johnston is the group’s lieutenant and security officer I’m so
lieutenant and security officer I’m so
lieutenant and security officer I’m so glad we decided to skip the movie and
glad we decided to skip the movie and
glad we decided to skip the movie and head straight for the firing range
unsurprisingly she is attracted to
unsurprisingly she is attracted to Authority and thankfully for dawn as a
Authority and thankfully for dawn as a
Authority and thankfully for dawn as a police officer he has that in spades
police officer he has that in spades
police officer he has that in spades don’t mr. Solomon I can see that you’re
don’t mr. Solomon I can see that you’re
don’t mr. Solomon I can see that you’re uh you’re pretty upset so I’ll just be
uh you’re pretty upset so I’ll just be
uh you’re pretty upset so I’ll just be giving my home phone number to your
giving my home phone number to your
giving my home phone number to your sister Paul if you have any needs
sister Paul if you have any needs
sister Paul if you have any needs combining that mindset with the
combining that mindset with the
combining that mindset with the biological needs of her human body the
biological needs of her human body the
biological needs of her human body the animal attraction between the two
animal attraction between the two
animal attraction between the two results in an on-again off-again
results in an on-again off-again
results in an on-again off-again relationship that’s so strong that they
relationship that’s so strong that they
relationship that’s so strong that they can sense each other’s presence before
can sense each other’s presence before
can sense each other’s presence before even seeing each other
even seeing each other
even seeing each other Sally done while a tall leggy woman and
Sally done while a tall leggy woman and
Sally done while a tall leggy woman and a short overweight man may not seem like
a short overweight man may not seem like
a short overweight man may not seem like an obvious love connection these two are
an obvious love connection these two are
an obvious love connection these two are great together and unforgettable to boot
great together and unforgettable to boot
great together and unforgettable to boot I may not be the perfect man I may never
I may not be the perfect man I may never
I may not be the perfect man I may never make the cover of prettyboy magazine but
make the cover of prettyboy magazine but
make the cover of prettyboy magazine but I’m done Leslie Orgel number nine Gary
I’m done Leslie Orgel number nine Gary
I’m done Leslie Orgel number nine Gary or Jerry and Gayle gergich Parks and
or Jerry and Gayle gergich Parks and
or Jerry and Gayle gergich Parks and Recreation I’m Gayle gergich Gail you’re
Recreation I’m Gayle gergich Gail you’re
Recreation I’m Gayle gergich Gail you’re Gayle Jerry’s beautiful wife Jerry
Gayle Jerry’s beautiful wife Jerry
Gayle Jerry’s beautiful wife Jerry gergich is the laughingstock of the
gergich is the laughingstock of the
gergich is the laughingstock of the Parks and Recreation Department of
Parks and Recreation Department of
Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee well this is my last week
Pawnee well this is my last week
Pawnee well this is my last week oops I mean weep week Oh
that is until his co-workers see his
that is until his co-workers see his family and realized the joke is on them
family and realized the joke is on them
family and realized the joke is on them sadly one of our three beautiful angels
sadly one of our three beautiful angels
sadly one of our three beautiful angels Millicent couldn’t be here tonight but
Millicent couldn’t be here tonight but
Millicent couldn’t be here tonight but our other two beauties Miriam and Gladys
our other two beauties Miriam and Gladys
our other two beauties Miriam and Gladys are going to help Galen me play a little
are going to help Galen me play a little
are going to help Galen me play a little tune married to Gayle one of the most
tune married to Gayle one of the most
tune married to Gayle one of the most exquisite women on the earth and the
exquisite women on the earth and the
exquisite women on the earth and the father of a gaggle of daughters who
father of a gaggle of daughters who
father of a gaggle of daughters who adore him
adore him
adore him Jerri has it all figured out mom come on
Jerri has it all figured out mom come on
Jerri has it all figured out mom come on cheese mom we’re eating yeah
the couple is played by Jim o’heir a
the couple is played by Jim o’heir a character actor most often cast as the
character actor most often cast as the
character actor most often cast as the butt of the joke and Christie Brinkley a
butt of the joke and Christie Brinkley a
butt of the joke and Christie Brinkley a model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit
model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit
model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model three times over do we
cover model three times over do we
cover model three times over do we really need to say any more honestly is
really need to say any more honestly is
really need to say any more honestly is still a mystery to me like was it a
still a mystery to me like was it a
still a mystery to me like was it a enosis accident or something where they
enosis accident or something where they
enosis accident or something where they put Gayle under and made her fall in
put Gayle under and made her fall in
put Gayle under and made her fall in love with Larry and never said the magic
love with Larry and never said the magic
love with Larry and never said the magic word to snap her out of it number eight
word to snap her out of it number eight
word to snap her out of it number eight Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow family
Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow family
Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow family matters
I hear you can’t get a date for the
I hear you can’t get a date for the dance
so you want to go with me when Steve
so you want to go with me when Steve Urkel first appears on family matters he
Urkel first appears on family matters he
Urkel first appears on family matters he is being fixed up with Laura by her
is being fixed up with Laura by her
is being fixed up with Laura by her father Carl who wants him to take his
father Carl who wants him to take his
father Carl who wants him to take his daughter to the school dance Steve Urkel
daughter to the school dance Steve Urkel
daughter to the school dance Steve Urkel although his oral dance is legendary
although his oral dance is legendary
although his oral dance is legendary Steve is the epitome of a nerd oh yeah
Steve is the epitome of a nerd oh yeah
Steve is the epitome of a nerd oh yeah do we catch up your band bend your knees
do we catch up your band bend your knees
do we catch up your band bend your knees and stick out the pelvis I’m telling you
and stick out the pelvis I’m telling you
and stick out the pelvis I’m telling you baby is a better than it over nine
baby is a better than it over nine
baby is a better than it over nine seasons
seasons
seasons Arkel spent his time trying to pursue
Arkel spent his time trying to pursue
Arkel spent his time trying to pursue his love for Laura and despite some
his love for Laura and despite some
his love for Laura and despite some pretty large distractions his heart
pretty large distractions his heart
pretty large distractions his heart always belonged to her you guys have got
always belonged to her you guys have got
always belonged to her you guys have got some real Pele’s people here when he
some real Pele’s people here when he
some real Pele’s people here when he creates an invention that turns him into
creates an invention that turns him into
creates an invention that turns him into a smooth version of himself called
a smooth version of himself called
a smooth version of himself called Stefan Laura realizes she actually cares
Stefan Laura realizes she actually cares
Stefan Laura realizes she actually cares for him deep down so after years of
for him deep down so after years of
for him deep down so after years of disgust she learns the true meaning of
disgust she learns the true meaning of
disgust she learns the true meaning of love Marley wins huh
love Marley wins huh
love Marley wins huh well you married me and Laura chooses
well you married me and Laura chooses
well you married me and Laura chooses Steve over Stephan and the to ultimately
Steve over Stephan and the to ultimately
Steve over Stephan and the to ultimately get engaged I want to marry you
she do number seven
she do number seven Ralph and Alice Kramden the honeymooners
Ralph and Alice Kramden the honeymooners
Ralph and Alice Kramden the honeymooners they get excited about just remain calm
they get excited about just remain calm
they get excited about just remain calm as one half of the earliest TV couples
as one half of the earliest TV couples
as one half of the earliest TV couples to embrace the trend Jackie Gleason was
to embrace the trend Jackie Gleason was
to embrace the trend Jackie Gleason was a rotund everyman in comparison to the
a rotund everyman in comparison to the
a rotund everyman in comparison to the very pretty Audrey meadows
very pretty Audrey meadows
very pretty Audrey meadows because heads I win tails you lose it
because heads I win tails you lose it
because heads I win tails you lose it with tears and I want we won
with tears and I want we won
with tears and I want we won don’t look at me like that I learned I
don’t look at me like that I learned I
don’t look at me like that I learned I trick from you that’s how we got married
trick from you that’s how we got married
trick from you that’s how we got married despite his failures short temper and
despite his failures short temper and
despite his failures short temper and hollow threats I’m gonna go to the moon
hollow threats I’m gonna go to the moon
hollow threats I’m gonna go to the moon do you want to go to the moon Ralph will
do you want to go to the moon Ralph will
do you want to go to the moon Ralph will stop at nothing to get Alice back when
stop at nothing to get Alice back when
stop at nothing to get Alice back when things go wrong what’s the matter with
things go wrong what’s the matter with
things go wrong what’s the matter with you don’t you trust me I trust you I
you don’t you trust me I trust you I
you don’t you trust me I trust you I don’t trust him meanwhile Alice’s
don’t trust him meanwhile Alice’s
don’t trust him meanwhile Alice’s sarcastic responses to her husband’s
sarcastic responses to her husband’s
sarcastic responses to her husband’s crazy schemes made her relatable I don’t
crazy schemes made her relatable I don’t
crazy schemes made her relatable I don’t want to look at that I’d fuck that so
want to look at that I’d fuck that so
want to look at that I’d fuck that so bad thinking these four wall I wanna
bad thinking these four wall I wanna
bad thinking these four wall I wanna look at Liberace
look at Liberace
look at Liberace despite her anything but typical
despite her anything but typical
despite her anything but typical beauties well no offense but she’s so
beauties well no offense but she’s so
beauties well no offense but she’s so um-hmm and you’re so
number six Jay and Gloria Pritchett
number six Jay and Gloria Pritchett Modern Family Valentine’s Day I thought
Modern Family Valentine’s Day I thought
Modern Family Valentine’s Day I thought we were going salsa dancing not to watch
we were going salsa dancing not to watch
we were going salsa dancing not to watch a comedian you’re gonna love him trust
a comedian you’re gonna love him trust
a comedian you’re gonna love him trust me the guy’s hilarious
me the guy’s hilarious
me the guy’s hilarious okay tell me one of these Dukes he
okay tell me one of these Dukes he
okay tell me one of these Dukes he doesn’t do jokes when it comes to his
doesn’t do jokes when it comes to his
doesn’t do jokes when it comes to his acting credits Ed O’Neill has a pretty
acting credits Ed O’Neill has a pretty
acting credits Ed O’Neill has a pretty great resume but when it comes to looks
great resume but when it comes to looks
great resume but when it comes to looks he pales in comparison to his TV wife
he pales in comparison to his TV wife
he pales in comparison to his TV wife Gloria Pritchett as portrayed by Sofia
Gloria Pritchett as portrayed by Sofia
Gloria Pritchett as portrayed by Sofia Vergara Vanna different Vergara is a
Vergara Vanna different Vergara is a
Vergara Vanna different Vergara is a former model with a sexy accent and an
former model with a sexy accent and an
former model with a sexy accent and an appealing body to match and is 26 years
appealing body to match and is 26 years
appealing body to match and is 26 years younger than the actor who plays her TV
younger than the actor who plays her TV
younger than the actor who plays her TV husband oh this must be your dad
husband oh this must be your dad
husband oh this must be your dad her dad yeah no no that’s funny actually
her dad yeah no no that’s funny actually
her dad yeah no no that’s funny actually no I’m her husband don’t be fooled by
no I’m her husband don’t be fooled by
no I’m her husband don’t be fooled by the yep give me a second here when we
the yep give me a second here when we
the yep give me a second here when we first meet them in the pilot as much of
first meet them in the pilot as much of
first meet them in the pilot as much of an odd pairing as they are they do
an odd pairing as they are they do
an odd pairing as they are they do manage to come off as a great couple I
manage to come off as a great couple I
manage to come off as a great couple I love you and I don’t care how old you
love you and I don’t care how old you
love you and I don’t care how old you are but that alone does not stop them
are but that alone does not stop them
are but that alone does not stop them from landing here is it supposed to
from landing here is it supposed to
from landing here is it supposed to sound better in Spanish voy a hacer la
sound better in Spanish voy a hacer la
sound better in Spanish voy a hacer la Verde Santa Paula no can’t a capella
Verde Santa Paula no can’t a capella
Verde Santa Paula no can’t a capella Flint Oh beautiful number five George
Flint Oh beautiful number five George
Flint Oh beautiful number five George Costanza and Susan Ross Seinfeld yes JJ
Costanza and Susan Ross Seinfeld yes JJ
Costanza and Susan Ross Seinfeld yes JJ always a pussy
always a pussy
always a pussy yeah George Costanza is a pitiful
yeah George Costanza is a pitiful
yeah George Costanza is a pitiful character that though hilarious is not
character that though hilarious is not
character that though hilarious is not exactly relationship material yeah what
exactly relationship material yeah what
exactly relationship material yeah what are we looking at here me just got like
are we looking at here me just got like
are we looking at here me just got like a real loser no not a loser
a real loser no not a loser
a real loser no not a loser despite that he has one pretty
despite that he has one pretty
despite that he has one pretty girlfriend after another on the show in
girlfriend after another on the show in
girlfriend after another on the show in fact he even manages to catch the eye of
fact he even manages to catch the eye of
fact he even manages to catch the eye of the dazzling Marisa Tomei at one point
the dazzling Marisa Tomei at one point
the dazzling Marisa Tomei at one point never thought of it like that manure MA
never thought of it like that manure MA
never thought of it like that manure MA and the Newark but it’s Susan Ross that
and the Newark but it’s Susan Ross that
and the Newark but it’s Susan Ross that becomes his longest standing romantic
becomes his longest standing romantic
becomes his longest standing romantic interest George what is it will you
interest George what is it will you
interest George what is it will you marry me
marry me
marry me she’s an elegant woman who somehow
she’s an elegant woman who somehow
she’s an elegant woman who somehow becomes engaged to the short and petty
becomes engaged to the short and petty
becomes engaged to the short and petty men until her untimely demise due to a
men until her untimely demise due to a
men until her untimely demise due to a mishap with their wedding invitations
mishap with their wedding invitations
mishap with their wedding invitations don’t get us wrong we love George as
don’t get us wrong we love George as
don’t get us wrong we love George as much as anyone but just try to envision
much as anyone but just try to envision
much as anyone but just try to envision being in a relationship with him
being in a relationship with him
being in a relationship with him especially if you have good prospects in
especially if you have good prospects in
especially if you have good prospects in life yeah this is my fiance Susan this
life yeah this is my fiance Susan this
life yeah this is my fiance Susan this is David fiance boy you could have done
is David fiance boy you could have done
is David fiance boy you could have done a lot better than him number four Todd
a lot better than him number four Todd
a lot better than him number four Todd and Melissa Chartres the last man on
and Melissa Chartres the last man on
and Melissa Chartres the last man on earth
earth
earth hey I’m Todd when a virus has ravaged
hey I’m Todd when a virus has ravaged
hey I’m Todd when a virus has ravaged the world and only a handful of people
the world and only a handful of people
the world and only a handful of people are still alive Todd and Melissa meet
are still alive Todd and Melissa meet
are still alive Todd and Melissa meet and very quickly afterwards begin a
and very quickly afterwards begin a
and very quickly afterwards begin a romantic relationship
romantic relationship
romantic relationship you are good right your turn unlike some
you are good right your turn unlike some
you are good right your turn unlike some of the other shows on this list however
of the other shows on this list however
of the other shows on this list however we totally understand what brought them
we totally understand what brought them
we totally understand what brought them together he is undoubtedly the most
together he is undoubtedly the most
together he is undoubtedly the most likable survivor I don’t any one of my
likable survivor I don’t any one of my
likable survivor I don’t any one of my kidneys my foster brother actor while
kidneys my foster brother actor while
kidneys my foster brother actor while she is the most beautiful and down to
she is the most beautiful and down to
she is the most beautiful and down to earth
earth
earth yeah again Bowden got it that in no way
yeah again Bowden got it that in no way
yeah again Bowden got it that in no way downplays the fact that the overweight
downplays the fact that the overweight
downplays the fact that the overweight Mel Rodriguez is not at all as
Mel Rodriguez is not at all as
Mel Rodriguez is not at all as attractive as the gorgeous January Jones
attractive as the gorgeous January Jones
attractive as the gorgeous January Jones we didn’t listen I had
no way number three Leonard Hofstadter
no way number three Leonard Hofstadter and penny The Big Bang Theory oh hi hi
and penny The Big Bang Theory oh hi hi
and penny The Big Bang Theory oh hi hi hi hi hi hi the Big Bang Theory is
hi hi hi hi the Big Bang Theory is
hi hi hi hi the Big Bang Theory is chock-full of couples that seem to
chock-full of couples that seem to
chock-full of couples that seem to showcase the out of his League trope
showcase the out of his League trope
showcase the out of his League trope like Howard and Bernadette for example
like Howard and Bernadette for example
like Howard and Bernadette for example but it’s Leonard and Penny that take the
but it’s Leonard and Penny that take the
but it’s Leonard and Penny that take the cake but before you say anything have
cake but before you say anything have
cake but before you say anything have you ever heard of Schrodinger’s cat
actually I’ve heard far too much about
actually I’ve heard far too much about Schrodinger’s cat a scientist and an
Schrodinger’s cat a scientist and an
Schrodinger’s cat a scientist and an unsuccessful actress they make each
unsuccessful actress they make each
unsuccessful actress they make each other more well-rounded and they feel
other more well-rounded and they feel
other more well-rounded and they feel lucky to have each other don’t push it
lucky to have each other don’t push it
lucky to have each other don’t push it as a married couple they take turns as
as a married couple they take turns as
as a married couple they take turns as to who has the upper hand in the
to who has the upper hand in the
to who has the upper hand in the relationship which shows how great they
relationship which shows how great they
relationship which shows how great they are together despite their issues
are together despite their issues
are together despite their issues Leonard I’m you’re not only the love of
Leonard I’m you’re not only the love of
Leonard I’m you’re not only the love of my life me you’re my best friend and
you’ve got a friend in me so why are
you’ve got a friend in me so why are they such an unlikely couple just look
they such an unlikely couple just look
they such an unlikely couple just look at them if you don’t see it then we
at them if you don’t see it then we
at them if you don’t see it then we don’t know what to tell you I wanted to
don’t know what to tell you I wanted to
don’t know what to tell you I wanted to tell you in the car but you told me to
tell you in the car but you told me to
tell you in the car but you told me to stop talking number two Doug and Carrie
stop talking number two Doug and Carrie
stop talking number two Doug and Carrie Heffernan the king of queens yeah what
Heffernan the king of queens yeah what
Heffernan the king of queens yeah what he’s making fun of my shorts again he’s
he’s making fun of my shorts again he’s
he’s making fun of my shorts again he’s five be the bigger man Kevin James has
five be the bigger man Kevin James has
five be the bigger man Kevin James has had a pretty great career in Hollywood
had a pretty great career in Hollywood
had a pretty great career in Hollywood having starred in movies and this
having starred in movies and this
having starred in movies and this television show but it’s pretty clear
television show but it’s pretty clear
television show but it’s pretty clear that his looks are not what made this
that his looks are not what made this
that his looks are not what made this all possible would you stop it you’re
all possible would you stop it you’re
all possible would you stop it you’re not fat you’re you know husky let’s go
not fat you’re you know husky let’s go
not fat you’re you know husky let’s go that’s
that’s
that’s Leah Remini on the other hand is a
Leah Remini on the other hand is a
Leah Remini on the other hand is a former magazine cover girl who steals
former magazine cover girl who steals
former magazine cover girl who steals attention wherever she goes you’re so
attention wherever she goes you’re so
attention wherever she goes you’re so great oh so in real life the likelihood
great oh so in real life the likelihood
great oh so in real life the likelihood of them ending up together seems
of them ending up together seems
of them ending up together seems miniscule you know it has been 17 days
miniscule you know it has been 17 days
miniscule you know it has been 17 days since I’ve enjoyed you I assume it’s
since I’ve enjoyed you I assume it’s
since I’ve enjoyed you I assume it’s been months since you’ve enjoyed me to
been months since you’ve enjoyed me to
been months since you’ve enjoyed me to say that these two belong in different
say that these two belong in different
say that these two belong in different leagues is an understatement as the only
leagues is an understatement as the only
leagues is an understatement as the only thing we can compare that to is a major
thing we can compare that to is a major
thing we can compare that to is a major leaguer playing t-ball but hey that’s
leaguer playing t-ball but hey that’s
leaguer playing t-ball but hey that’s what we’ve got TV shows for I love you
before we reveal our number one pick
before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable mentions whoa
here are some honorable mentions whoa
here are some honorable mentions whoa hot excuse me outside I’m schvitzing
hot excuse me outside I’m schvitzing
hot excuse me outside I’m schvitzing like a pudding at a picnic huh what
like a pudding at a picnic huh what
like a pudding at a picnic huh what coward moron hate you I hate you
remember that the first night you sit
remember that the first night you sit over it rained and it rained and then
over it rained and it rained and then
over it rained and it rained and then when the lights went out we lit candles
when the lights went out we lit candles
when the lights went out we lit candles good so romantic do you miss that oh
well we’re having a nudist party with
well we’re having a nudist party with our fellow noticed we’re nudists
oh my god I love terrific Lady Day yeah
oh my god I love terrific Lady Day yeah you should but you know what you’re
you should but you know what you’re
you should but you know what you’re gonna love it more terrific lady night
gonna love it more terrific lady night
gonna love it more terrific lady night woo Wow okay and all out
woo Wow okay and all out
woo Wow okay and all out you deserve a kiss okay number one
you deserve a kiss okay number one
you deserve a kiss okay number one Tobias and Lindsay Bluth bouquet
Tobias and Lindsay Bluth bouquet
Tobias and Lindsay Bluth bouquet Arrested Development you’re good
Arrested Development you’re good
Arrested Development you’re good no no I’m not Kay no Lindsay how many
no no I’m not Kay no Lindsay how many
no no I’m not Kay no Lindsay how many times plus we have this while David
times plus we have this while David
times plus we have this while David Cross the actor who plays Tobias is by
Cross the actor who plays Tobias is by
Cross the actor who plays Tobias is by no means a beefcake it’s good it’s going
no means a beefcake it’s good it’s going
no means a beefcake it’s good it’s going to be good and Portia de Rossi as
to be good and Portia de Rossi as
to be good and Portia de Rossi as Lindsay is quite obviously a stunner
Lindsay is quite obviously a stunner
Lindsay is quite obviously a stunner it is obvious I’m not wearing a bra
it is obvious I’m not wearing a bra
it is obvious I’m not wearing a bra right I can’t take this anymore their
right I can’t take this anymore their
right I can’t take this anymore their looks alone aren’t enough for them to
looks alone aren’t enough for them to
looks alone aren’t enough for them to take the top spot on top of the
take the top spot on top of the
take the top spot on top of the disparity between their physical
disparity between their physical
disparity between their physical attractiveness Tobias is a
attractiveness Tobias is a
attractiveness Tobias is a down-on-his-luck former and now riposte
down-on-his-luck former and now riposte
down-on-his-luck former and now riposte and yes we know that looks bad on a card
and yes we know that looks bad on a card
and yes we know that looks bad on a card you’re almost arrested for those
you’re almost arrested for those
you’re almost arrested for those business cards yes no it did not look
business cards yes no it did not look
business cards yes no it did not look good on paper while Lindsay is the
good on paper while Lindsay is the
good on paper while Lindsay is the princess of a wealthy family it just
princess of a wealthy family it just
princess of a wealthy family it just give dad one more reason to think that
give dad one more reason to think that
give dad one more reason to think that I’ve got nothing to offer but my looks
I’ve got nothing to offer but my looks
I’ve got nothing to offer but my looks however they are both broken people who
however they are both broken people who
however they are both broken people who can’t actually bear to be apart for very
can’t actually bear to be apart for very
can’t actually bear to be apart for very long so much so that he pretends to be a
long so much so that he pretends to be a
long so much so that he pretends to be a British nanny to stay close to her and
British nanny to stay close to her and
British nanny to stay close to her and their daughter it was the exact plot of
their daughter it was the exact plot of
their daughter it was the exact plot of the film mrs. Doubtfire meanwhile she
the film mrs. Doubtfire meanwhile she
the film mrs. Doubtfire meanwhile she puts up with his being a never-nude
puts up with his being a never-nude
puts up with his being a never-nude among his many many other eccentricities
among his many many other eccentricities
among his many many other eccentricities I’m afraid I just blew myself which
I’m afraid I just blew myself which
I’m afraid I just blew myself which makes them an unforgettable albeit
makes them an unforgettable albeit
makes them an unforgettable albeit unequal pair yeah for me Tobias
that too do you agree with our list I
that too do you agree with our list I hear you like comic book Scotty B this
hear you like comic book Scotty B this
hear you like comic book Scotty B this is crew what TV guy is with a girl that
is crew what TV guy is with a girl that
is crew what TV guy is with a girl that you think is out of his League he has
you think is out of his League he has
you think is out of his League he has some freaking fat dude named Todd for
some freaking fat dude named Todd for
some freaking fat dude named Todd for more TV top 10s published every day be
more TV top 10s published every day be
more TV top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to mismo joe why do we
sure to subscribe to mismo joe why do we
sure to subscribe to mismo joe why do we want that cuz there’s a lot of gorgeous
want that cuz there’s a lot of gorgeous
want that cuz there’s a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don’t believe they
blondes out there who don’t believe they
blondes out there who don’t believe they can land a short nearsighted scientist
can land a short nearsighted scientist
can land a short nearsighted scientist let’s give them hope
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