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Top 10 Times Video Games Butchered History


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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 video games that butchered history

video games that butchered history

video games that butchered history before we begin we publish new videos

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more great content while games can often

more great content while games can often be a great source of new knowledge with

be a great source of new knowledge with

be a great source of new knowledge with many trying to incorporate real-world

many trying to incorporate real-world

many trying to incorporate real-world events into their plots and narratives

events into their plots and narratives

events into their plots and narratives complete historical accuracy is not very

complete historical accuracy is not very

complete historical accuracy is not very common our list looks at titles that

common our list looks at titles that

common our list looks at titles that defy history either by bending or

defy history either by bending or

defy history either by bending or outright changing historical facts to

outright changing historical facts to

outright changing historical facts to better fit their games world

better fit their games world

better fit their games world number 10 shadow of Rome the cremation

number 10 shadow of Rome the cremation

number 10 shadow of Rome the cremation of the assassinated Julius Caesar took

of the assassinated Julius Caesar took

of the assassinated Julius Caesar took place in the Foro Romano the intrigue

place in the Foro Romano the intrigue

place in the Foro Romano the intrigue surrounding Caesar’s assassination is

surrounding Caesar’s assassination is

surrounding Caesar’s assassination is one that’s kept people occupied for

one that’s kept people occupied for

one that’s kept people occupied for centuries but despite what many may

centuries but despite what many may

centuries but despite what many may think this was actually not a top-secret

think this was actually not a top-secret

think this was actually not a top-secret assassination that gripped the city of

assassination that gripped the city of

assassination that gripped the city of Rome in an investigation and to boot the

Rome in an investigation and to boot the

Rome in an investigation and to boot the assailants were well known and literally

assailants were well known and literally

assailants were well known and literally nobody tried to hide it

nobody tried to hide it

nobody tried to hide it help Brutus issued new coins celebrating

help Brutus issued new coins celebrating

help Brutus issued new coins celebrating the events instead of the rather bland

the events instead of the rather bland

the events instead of the rather bland reality though shadow of Rome gives us a

reality though shadow of Rome gives us a

reality though shadow of Rome gives us a murder mystery where the assassination

murder mystery where the assassination

murder mystery where the assassination is pinned on someone innocent who then

is pinned on someone innocent who then

is pinned on someone innocent who then requires Amer’s to uncover the truth and

requires Amer’s to uncover the truth and

requires Amer’s to uncover the truth and clear his name

clear his name

clear his name [Music]

number nine Medal of Honor

number nine Medal of Honor underground World War two is a fantastic

underground World War two is a fantastic

underground World War two is a fantastic setting for many games and many

setting for many games and many

setting for many games and many different jars

different jars

different jars there were sieges open warfare tank

there were sieges open warfare tank

there were sieges open warfare tank warfare and of course occupation and

warfare and of course occupation and

warfare and of course occupation and liberation while this title takes the

liberation while this title takes the

liberation while this title takes the latter approach of focusing on the

latter approach of focusing on the

latter approach of focusing on the occupation of France it trips up in so

occupation of France it trips up in so

occupation of France it trips up in so many ways like Germany didn’t actually

many ways like Germany didn’t actually

many ways like Germany didn’t actually occupy the city of Paris until June of

occupy the city of Paris until June of

occupy the city of Paris until June of 1940 so why is the resistance in the

1940 so why is the resistance in the

1940 so why is the resistance in the Capitol set in May and do you remember

Capitol set in May and do you remember

Capitol set in May and do you remember when the French soldiers fought Nazis

when the French soldiers fought Nazis

when the French soldiers fought Nazis equipped in suits of medieval armor and

equipped in suits of medieval armor and

equipped in suits of medieval armor and swords no you don’t remember that

swords no you don’t remember that

swords no you don’t remember that all right that’s cuz it never happened

all right that’s cuz it never happened

all right that’s cuz it never happened number 8 Rogue Warrior

number 8 Rogue Warrior

number 8 Rogue Warrior I heard the commies cost you two good

I heard the commies cost you two good

I heard the commies cost you two good men commander I’m sorry we can all agree

men commander I’m sorry we can all agree

men commander I’m sorry we can all agree that this game is definitely awful but

that this game is definitely awful but

that this game is definitely awful but aside from that it’s also incredibly

aside from that it’s also incredibly

aside from that it’s also incredibly stupid

stupid

stupid Marcinko is based on her real-life US

Marcinko is based on her real-life US

Marcinko is based on her real-life US Navy SEAL and while the game uses the

Navy SEAL and while the game uses the

Navy SEAL and while the game uses the title of his real autobiography it

title of his real autobiography it

title of his real autobiography it manages to ignore everything that’s

manages to ignore everything that’s

manages to ignore everything that’s inside of it instead the game insists on

inside of it instead the game insists on

inside of it instead the game insists on an imaginary North Korean ballistic

an imaginary North Korean ballistic

an imaginary North Korean ballistic missile threat in 1986 which admittedly

missile threat in 1986 which admittedly

missile threat in 1986 which admittedly is more suited for 2018 anyway that

is more suited for 2018 anyway that

is more suited for 2018 anyway that should tell you all you really need to

should tell you all you really need to

should tell you all you really need to know about the effort that went into

know about the effort that went into

know about the effort that went into this one buts worse are Mickey Rourke’s

this one buts worse are Mickey Rourke’s

this one buts worse are Mickey Rourke’s pop-culture references about movies that

pop-culture references about movies that

pop-culture references about movies that would only come out about 14 years after

would only come out about 14 years after

would only come out about 14 years after the date of the game minimum foot for

the date of the game minimum foot for

the date of the game minimum foot for fact

fact

fact SOP for assholes like me no buts having

SOP for assholes like me no buts having

SOP for assholes like me no buts having gun setting your game in any historical

gun setting your game in any historical

gun setting your game in any historical setting can lead to great narrative

setting can lead to great narrative

setting can lead to great narrative experiences but if you’re not careful

experiences but if you’re not careful

experiences but if you’re not careful that illusion can come crashing down

that illusion can come crashing down

that illusion can come crashing down case in point is this Wild West themed

case in point is this Wild West themed

case in point is this Wild West themed title that manages to get so many things

title that manages to get so many things

title that manages to get so many things wrong for example why is Texas Hold’em

wrong for example why is Texas Hold’em

wrong for example why is Texas Hold’em being played in the saloons when it was

being played in the saloons when it was

being played in the saloons when it was only invented quite a long time later

only invented quite a long time later

only invented quite a long time later and why does this game infer that the

and why does this game infer that the

and why does this game infer that the Civil War ended in 1870 all right

Civil War ended in 1870 all right

Civil War ended in 1870 all right admittedly these might not be game

admittedly these might not be game

admittedly these might not be game breaking mistakes but they really add up

breaking mistakes but they really add up

breaking mistakes but they really add up and completely ruin a lot of the

and completely ruin a lot of the

and completely ruin a lot of the immersion number six neo I gotta break

immersion number six neo I gotta break

immersion number six neo I gotta break it to you but there weren’t actually

it to you but there weren’t actually

it to you but there weren’t actually that many demons in feudal Japan while

that many demons in feudal Japan while

that many demons in feudal Japan while the game does make a good enough effort

the game does make a good enough effort

the game does make a good enough effort at incorporating real historical figures

at incorporating real historical figures

at incorporating real historical figures like Tokugawa Ieyasu into the plot

like Tokugawa Ieyasu into the plot

like Tokugawa Ieyasu into the plot there’s a lot of head-scratching

there’s a lot of head-scratching

there’s a lot of head-scratching decisions here first of all Willian

decisions here first of all Willian

decisions here first of all Willian Addams wasn’t Irish but he was British

Addams wasn’t Irish but he was British

Addams wasn’t Irish but he was British yet black hair not blond hair he was

yet black hair not blond hair he was

yet black hair not blond hair he was also never an esteemed fighter but he

also never an esteemed fighter but he

also never an esteemed fighter but he was awarded the rank of samurai for

was awarded the rank of samurai for

was awarded the rank of samurai for being an expert navigator secondly

being an expert navigator secondly

being an expert navigator secondly Edward Kelly died before Adams ever

Edward Kelly died before Adams ever

Edward Kelly died before Adams ever arrived in Japan these two guys are

arrived in Japan these two guys are

arrived in Japan these two guys are basically who the whole plot revolves

basically who the whole plot revolves

basically who the whole plot revolves around so if you’re gonna twist history

around so if you’re gonna twist history

around so if you’re gonna twist history into a game that already has demons then

into a game that already has demons then

into a game that already has demons then why not just make a few new characters

why not just make a few new characters

why not just make a few new characters for your protagonist and antagonist

for your protagonist and antagonist

for your protagonist and antagonist this spirits part of my collection

this spirits part of my collection

this spirits part of my collection number five Assassin’s Creed series sum

number five Assassin’s Creed series sum

number five Assassin’s Creed series sum of the series inaccuracies include the

of the series inaccuracies include the

of the series inaccuracies include the original Assassin’s being portrayed as

original Assassin’s being portrayed as

original Assassin’s being portrayed as stealthy killers instead of murderers

stealthy killers instead of murderers

stealthy killers instead of murderers who’ve just publicly executed and

who’ve just publicly executed and

who’ve just publicly executed and terrorized people and the Knights

terrorized people and the Knights

terrorized people and the Knights Templar being an ever-present

Templar being an ever-present

Templar being an ever-present organization despite only really

organization despite only really

organization despite only really existing for like two hundred years

existing for like two hundred years

existing for like two hundred years [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] whether it’s pirates engaging in naval

whether it’s pirates engaging in naval

whether it’s pirates engaging in naval combat and wrecking their ships instead

combat and wrecking their ships instead

combat and wrecking their ships instead of intimidating their rivals we’re not

of intimidating their rivals we’re not

of intimidating their rivals we’re not realizing that child labor in Britain in

realizing that child labor in Britain in

realizing that child labor in Britain in the 1880s was well regulated without the

the 1880s was well regulated without the

the 1880s was well regulated without the need of assassins you’ll be constantly

need of assassins you’ll be constantly

need of assassins you’ll be constantly reminded that while the environments are

reminded that while the environments are

reminded that while the environments are polished to a high degree of accuracy

polished to a high degree of accuracy

polished to a high degree of accuracy the rest just isn’t now before la Noire

the rest just isn’t now before la Noire

the rest just isn’t now before la Noire is it real no wow this crime drama gets

is it real no wow this crime drama gets

is it real no wow this crime drama gets a lot of stuff right there’s still a lot

a lot of stuff right there’s still a lot

a lot of stuff right there’s still a lot of overlooked errors too for instance in

of overlooked errors too for instance in

of overlooked errors too for instance in Jessica’s handbag there’s a letter with

Jessica’s handbag there’s a letter with

Jessica’s handbag there’s a letter with a zip code when this format wouldn’t

a zip code when this format wouldn’t

a zip code when this format wouldn’t exist until 1963 brake lights and turn

exist until 1963 brake lights and turn

exist until 1963 brake lights and turn signals are also on every car despite

signals are also on every car despite

signals are also on every car despite not being widespread until the 1950s and

not being widespread until the 1950s and

not being widespread until the 1950s and the game has a strange fascination with

the game has a strange fascination with

the game has a strange fascination with Nixon sure he was elected to Congress

Nixon sure he was elected to Congress

Nixon sure he was elected to Congress just before the events of the game but

just before the events of the game but

just before the events of the game but there’s Flyers all around the city in

there’s Flyers all around the city in

there’s Flyers all around the city in areas that wouldn’t have been able to

areas that wouldn’t have been able to

areas that wouldn’t have been able to vote for him the calling Richard Nixon a

vote for him the calling Richard Nixon a

vote for him the calling Richard Nixon a crook next and on top of that why would

crook next and on top of that why would

crook next and on top of that why would mykelti make a passing reference to him

mykelti make a passing reference to him

mykelti make a passing reference to him being a crook it’s funny sure but it’s

being a crook it’s funny sure but it’s

being a crook it’s funny sure but it’s also 30 years out of place my husband’s

also 30 years out of place my husband’s

also 30 years out of place my husband’s a movie producer this has something to

a movie producer this has something to

a movie producer this has something to do with his new picture number 3

do with his new picture number 3

do with his new picture number 3 battlefield 1

you think with so many shooters on the

you think with so many shooters on the market dice would leap at the chance to

market dice would leap at the chance to

market dice would leap at the chance to use relatively realistic period specific

use relatively realistic period specific

use relatively realistic period specific weapons to differentiate themselves but

weapons to differentiate themselves but

weapons to differentiate themselves but yeah that’s not the case you just get a

yeah that’s not the case you just get a

yeah that’s not the case you just get a lot of guns that kind of hurt the

lot of guns that kind of hurt the

lot of guns that kind of hurt the accuracy of a game infantry soldiers in

accuracy of a game infantry soldiers in

accuracy of a game infantry soldiers in the 1910s were mostly just equipped with

the 1910s were mostly just equipped with

the 1910s were mostly just equipped with bolt-action rifles not the widespread

bolt-action rifles not the widespread

bolt-action rifles not the widespread automatic firearms that populate this

automatic firearms that populate this

automatic firearms that populate this title which when you think of it

title which when you think of it

title which when you think of it probably weren’t given to standard

probably weren’t given to standard

probably weren’t given to standard infantry before after world war ii and

infantry before after world war ii and

infantry before after world war ii and while the attire for regionally specific

while the attire for regionally specific

while the attire for regionally specific soldiers like those in the Middle East

soldiers like those in the Middle East

soldiers like those in the Middle East are very good recreations they’re also

are very good recreations they’re also

are very good recreations they’re also equipped with European style Sabres

equipped with European style Sabres

equipped with European style Sabres rather than scimitars that are most

rather than scimitars that are most

rather than scimitars that are most known for using so that’s wrong too

number two Genji days of the blade

number two Genji days of the blade lionel hot-looking optical kill mode II

lionel hot-looking optical kill mode II

lionel hot-looking optical kill mode II won’t for Moyles Sony will probably

won’t for Moyles Sony will probably

won’t for Moyles Sony will probably never live it down but it’s worth

never live it down but it’s worth

never live it down but it’s worth remembering

remembering

remembering III 2006 had this game giant parading

III 2006 had this game giant parading

III 2006 had this game giant parading their new title that apparently

their new title that apparently

their new title that apparently accurately detailed the historical

accurately detailed the historical

accurately detailed the historical battles that took place in ancient Japan

battles that took place in ancient Japan

battles that took place in ancient Japan cool right well no because immediately

cool right well no because immediately

cool right well no because immediately after that statement they fight a giant

after that statement they fight a giant

after that statement they fight a giant enemy crab quite literally the stages of

enemy crab quite literally the stages of

enemy crab quite literally the stages of the game will also be based on famous

the game will also be based on famous

the game will also be based on famous battles which took actually took place

battles which took actually took place

battles which took actually took place in ancient Japan so here’s this giant

in ancient Japan so here’s this giant

in ancient Japan so here’s this giant enemy crab we’re sure that’s an

enemy crab we’re sure that’s an

enemy crab we’re sure that’s an anatomically accurate giant enemy crab

anatomically accurate giant enemy crab

anatomically accurate giant enemy crab but we don’t think that ever happened in

but we don’t think that ever happened in

but we don’t think that ever happened in feudal Japan we also don’t think they

feudal Japan we also don’t think they

feudal Japan we also don’t think they had magic lightning attacks despite what

had magic lightning attacks despite what

had magic lightning attacks despite what the game would have you believe the

the game would have you believe the

the game would have you believe the moral of the story kids is if you’re

moral of the story kids is if you’re

moral of the story kids is if you’re gonna do something go all the way

gonna do something go all the way

gonna do something go all the way half-assing it makes you look kinda bad

number one Dante’s Inferno how can you

number one Dante’s Inferno how can you in case you weren’t aware this game is

in case you weren’t aware this game is

in case you weren’t aware this game is indeed based on a real poem the Divine

indeed based on a real poem the Divine

indeed based on a real poem the Divine Comedy written by Dante himself well

Comedy written by Dante himself well

Comedy written by Dante himself well that’s a good start but given this

that’s a good start but given this

that’s a good start but given this information you can probably guess that

information you can probably guess that

information you can probably guess that Dante was not a warrior that struck down

Dante was not a warrior that struck down

Dante was not a warrior that struck down Lucifer after his involvement of the

Lucifer after his involvement of the

Lucifer after his involvement of the Crusades he was a poet he broke poems

Crusades he was a poet he broke poems

Crusades he was a poet he broke poems even if you wanted to ignore this fact

even if you wanted to ignore this fact

even if you wanted to ignore this fact and suspend your disbelief how is it

and suspend your disbelief how is it

and suspend your disbelief how is it possible for Dante to have participated

possible for Dante to have participated

possible for Dante to have participated in the Third Crusade when he wasn’t even

in the Third Crusade when he wasn’t even

in the Third Crusade when he wasn’t even alive for that conflict he wrote The

alive for that conflict he wrote The

alive for that conflict he wrote The Divine Comedy like a hundred years after

Divine Comedy like a hundred years after

Divine Comedy like a hundred years after the war that’s just bad timing dudes

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