Top 10 Times Superman Was a D*ck

for the world’s greatest hero he sure

for the world’s greatest hero he sure can be an asshat sometimes

can be an asshat sometimes

can be an asshat sometimes welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

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counting down the top ten times that

counting down the top ten times that Superman was a dick before we begin we

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this list we’re looking at instances

this list we’re looking at instances when the Man of Steel was way off base

when the Man of Steel was way off base

when the Man of Steel was way off base we’re counting instances that happened

we’re counting instances that happened

we’re counting instances that happened in an imaginary story or due to outside

in an imaginary story or due to outside

in an imaginary story or due to outside circumstances as well as times when

circumstances as well as times when

circumstances as well as times when Supes was just being jerky number 10

Supes was just being jerky number 10

Supes was just being jerky number 10 when he used mind games to test

when he used mind games to test

when he used mind games to test Supergirl Superman went a bit too far

Supergirl Superman went a bit too far

Supergirl Superman went a bit too far when testing his recently arrived cousin

when testing his recently arrived cousin

when testing his recently arrived cousin Supergirl to see if she was ready for

Supergirl to see if she was ready for

Supergirl to see if she was ready for the superhero life he made her keep her

the superhero life he made her keep her

the superhero life he made her keep her existence a total secret at first and

existence a total secret at first and

existence a total secret at first and when she revealed it to his dog Krypto

when she revealed it to his dog Krypto

when she revealed it to his dog Krypto he exiled her to a barren planet

he exiled her to a barren planet

he exiled her to a barren planet light-years away she stayed there

light-years away she stayed there

light-years away she stayed there heartbroken and full of sorrow until he

heartbroken and full of sorrow until he

heartbroken and full of sorrow until he allowed her back during that time she

allowed her back during that time she

allowed her back during that time she passed a secret test of his and he

passed a secret test of his and he

passed a secret test of his and he revealed he had set up everything

revealed he had set up everything

revealed he had set up everything including meeting crypto and exiling her

including meeting crypto and exiling her

including meeting crypto and exiling her just as one big mind game to test her a

just as one big mind game to test her a

just as one big mind game to test her a dick move if ever we saw one number nine

dick move if ever we saw one number nine

dick move if ever we saw one number nine when he made out with mr. miracles wife

when he made out with mr. miracles wife

when he made out with mr. miracles wife sleaze was a character so depraved that

sleaze was a character so depraved that

sleaze was a character so depraved that even Darkseid couldn’t handle him and

even Darkseid couldn’t handle him and

even Darkseid couldn’t handle him and kicked him out of apocalypse and

kicked him out of apocalypse and

kicked him out of apocalypse and banished him to earth in this story he

banished him to earth in this story he

banished him to earth in this story he kidnapped mr. miracles wife big Barda

kidnapped mr. miracles wife big Barda

kidnapped mr. miracles wife big Barda and used mind control to make her his

and used mind control to make her his

and used mind control to make her his slave Superman tried to rescue her

slave Superman tried to rescue her

slave Superman tried to rescue her but he got the same treatment from

but he got the same treatment from

but he got the same treatment from sleaze who then decided these two would

sleaze who then decided these two would

sleaze who then decided these two would be great in a porno flick yes seriously

be great in a porno flick yes seriously

be great in a porno flick yes seriously hiring a director who specializes in

hiring a director who specializes in

hiring a director who specializes in x-rated fare he puts soup Zimbardo in

x-rated fare he puts soup Zimbardo in

x-rated fare he puts soup Zimbardo in bed and commanded them to go to it

bed and commanded them to go to it

bed and commanded them to go to it Superman was able to resist enough to

Superman was able to resist enough to

Superman was able to resist enough to limit the action to some heavy-duty

limit the action to some heavy-duty

limit the action to some heavy-duty kissing still not exactly what we expect

kissing still not exactly what we expect

kissing still not exactly what we expect from our super-powered Boy Scout number

from our super-powered Boy Scout number

from our super-powered Boy Scout number eight when he acted like judge and jury

eight when he acted like judge and jury

eight when he acted like judge and jury Kingdom Come was an else world story so

Kingdom Come was an else world story so

Kingdom Come was an else world story so it’s not part of the official Superman

it’s not part of the official Superman

it’s not part of the official Superman Canon but it contains a very noteworthy

Canon but it contains a very noteworthy

Canon but it contains a very noteworthy jerk move by our hero a new breed of

jerk move by our hero a new breed of

jerk move by our hero a new breed of Heroes has taken over who are a lot

Heroes has taken over who are a lot

Heroes has taken over who are a lot darker and a lot less committed to pure

darker and a lot less committed to pure

darker and a lot less committed to pure justice and Superman decides to do

justice and Superman decides to do

justice and Superman decides to do something about them that something

something about them that something

something about them that something basically involved rounding them up and

basically involved rounding them up and

basically involved rounding them up and without due process sentencing them all

without due process sentencing them all

without due process sentencing them all to a giant gulag naturally the prisoners

to a giant gulag naturally the prisoners

to a giant gulag naturally the prisoners eventually escaped initiating a war with

eventually escaped initiating a war with

eventually escaped initiating a war with Superman and the Justice League in

Superman and the Justice League in

Superman and the Justice League in response the United Nations launched a

response the United Nations launched a

response the United Nations launched a bomb which destroyed thousands and

bomb which destroyed thousands and

bomb which destroyed thousands and thousand

thousand

thousand of the superhumans which you know

of the superhumans which you know

of the superhumans which you know wouldn’t have happened if Supes hadn’t

wouldn’t have happened if Supes hadn’t

wouldn’t have happened if Supes hadn’t taken the law into his own hands

taken the law into his own hands

taken the law into his own hands number seven when he waged war on cars

number seven when he waged war on cars

number seven when he waged war on cars look nobody likes idiots who get behind

look nobody likes idiots who get behind

look nobody likes idiots who get behind the wheel of a car and go too fast

the wheel of a car and go too fast

the wheel of a car and go too fast causing accidents and deaths they should

causing accidents and deaths they should

causing accidents and deaths they should definitely be stopped but Superman’s

definitely be stopped but Superman’s

definitely be stopped but Superman’s reaction when a friend was killed by a

reaction when a friend was killed by a

reaction when a friend was killed by a reckless driver was a little excessive

reckless driver was a little excessive

reckless driver was a little excessive basically he decided to take it out on

basically he decided to take it out on

basically he decided to take it out on the cars themselves

the cars themselves

the cars themselves he destroyed impounded cars and then

he destroyed impounded cars and then

he destroyed impounded cars and then cars that weren’t safe when he found out

cars that weren’t safe when he found out

cars that weren’t safe when he found out that a particular manufacturer made

that a particular manufacturer made

that a particular manufacturer made substandard cars he tore down the

substandard cars he tore down the

substandard cars he tore down the factory

factory

factory almost injuring innocent employees in

almost injuring innocent employees in

almost injuring innocent employees in the process all of this may have come

the process all of this may have come

the process all of this may have come from good motives but it still was a

from good motives but it still was a

from good motives but it still was a heavy-handed way to attack the problem

heavy-handed way to attack the problem

heavy-handed way to attack the problem number six when he made out with another

number six when he made out with another

number six when he made out with another woman on Lois Lane’s grave as longtime

woman on Lois Lane’s grave as longtime

woman on Lois Lane’s grave as longtime comic book readers no you can’t judge a

comic book readers no you can’t judge a

comic book readers no you can’t judge a comic book by it’s cover

comic book by it’s cover

comic book by it’s cover often the scene depicted on the cover

often the scene depicted on the cover

often the scene depicted on the cover doesn’t depict an actual event from the

doesn’t depict an actual event from the

doesn’t depict an actual event from the story on the inside and that’s exactly

story on the inside and that’s exactly

story on the inside and that’s exactly the case here the cover shows the

the case here the cover shows the

the case here the cover shows the gravestone of Lois Lane Kent indicating

gravestone of Lois Lane Kent indicating

gravestone of Lois Lane Kent indicating that she had married Clark and died

that she had married Clark and died

that she had married Clark and died giving birth to their child

giving birth to their child

giving birth to their child it also shows Clark as Superman kissing

it also shows Clark as Superman kissing

it also shows Clark as Superman kissing a scantily clad redhead who is sitting

a scantily clad redhead who is sitting

a scantily clad redhead who is sitting right on top of the gravestone none of

right on top of the gravestone none of

right on top of the gravestone none of this actually happens in the actual

this actually happens in the actual

this actually happens in the actual story which is set in an alternate

story which is set in an alternate

story which is set in an alternate timeline where Superman leaves earth but

timeline where Superman leaves earth but

timeline where Superman leaves earth but the cover is simply too much of a dick

the cover is simply too much of a dick

the cover is simply too much of a dick move not to be included on this list

move not to be included on this list

move not to be included on this list number 5 when he tried to destroy all

number 5 when he tried to destroy all

number 5 when he tried to destroy all tenements Superman is at his best when

tenements Superman is at his best when

tenements Superman is at his best when fighting evil villains with a clear

fighting evil villains with a clear

fighting evil villains with a clear agenda to conquer the world where he’s

agenda to conquer the world where he’s

agenda to conquer the world where he’s not so good as complex social issues

not so good as complex social issues

not so good as complex social issues that can’t be solved with a few punches

that can’t be solved with a few punches

that can’t be solved with a few punches and a little heat vision case in point

and a little heat vision case in point

and a little heat vision case in point after realizing that tenement life

after realizing that tenement life

after realizing that tenement life practically forces kids on a path that

practically forces kids on a path that

practically forces kids on a path that leads to crime

leads to crime

leads to crime Superman decided the best thing to do

Superman decided the best thing to do

Superman decided the best thing to do was simply destroy all tenements in

was simply destroy all tenements in

was simply destroy all tenements in Metropolis which he proceeded to do even

Metropolis which he proceeded to do even

Metropolis which he proceeded to do even as the National Guard tried to stop him

as the National Guard tried to stop him

as the National Guard tried to stop him true his plan did result in the

true his plan did result in the

true his plan did result in the government rebuilding the slums as nice

government rebuilding the slums as nice

government rebuilding the slums as nice new affordable housing but such a plan

new affordable housing but such a plan

new affordable housing but such a plan could only work in the comics number

could only work in the comics number

could only work in the comics number four when he killed Green Arrow and

four when he killed Green Arrow and

four when he killed Green Arrow and Shazam

anyone else in the injustice series

anyone else in the injustice series which is based on the video game set in

which is based on the video game set in

which is based on the video game set in alternate world

alternate world

alternate world Superman takes jerk hood to a whole new

Superman takes jerk hood to a whole new

Superman takes jerk hood to a whole new level that’s kind of the point of the

level that’s kind of the point of the

level that’s kind of the point of the whole thing

whole thing

whole thing to show what a tyrannical Superman would

to show what a tyrannical Superman would

to show what a tyrannical Superman would be like there are plenty of asswipe

be like there are plenty of asswipe

be like there are plenty of asswipe moments from the big guy but the two

moments from the big guy but the two

moments from the big guy but the two that really takes the cake is when he

that really takes the cake is when he

that really takes the cake is when he killed Green Arrow and Shazam arrow had

killed Green Arrow and Shazam arrow had

killed Green Arrow and Shazam arrow had a battle with Supes in the fortress of

a battle with Supes in the fortress of

a battle with Supes in the fortress of solitude during which an arrow

solitude during which an arrow

solitude during which an arrow accidentally wounded paw Kent and Batson

accidentally wounded paw Kent and Batson

accidentally wounded paw Kent and Batson Superman way over the edge and Shazam

Superman way over the edge and Shazam

Superman way over the edge and Shazam tried to dissuade Superman from his path

tried to dissuade Superman from his path

tried to dissuade Superman from his path of killing a destruction with dire

of killing a destruction with dire

of killing a destruction with dire consequences injustice indeed number

consequences injustice indeed number

consequences injustice indeed number three when he made Lois think Clark was

three when he made Lois think Clark was

three when he made Lois think Clark was dead the very first story in the first

dead the very first story in the first

dead the very first story in the first issue of Lois Lane’s own comic book

issue of Lois Lane’s own comic book

issue of Lois Lane’s own comic book established a pattern that would be

established a pattern that would be

established a pattern that would be followed for years Superman has to teach

followed for years Superman has to teach

followed for years Superman has to teach Lois a lesson for her own good in this

Lois a lesson for her own good in this

Lois a lesson for her own good in this instance Lois pretended to be a famous

instance Lois pretended to be a famous

instance Lois pretended to be a famous tempestuous French film star in order to

tempestuous French film star in order to

tempestuous French film star in order to get a scoop from a politician Superman

get a scoop from a politician Superman

get a scoop from a politician Superman sees through her disguise and sets up an

sees through her disguise and sets up an

sees through her disguise and sets up an elaborate ruse to trick her along the

elaborate ruse to trick her along the

elaborate ruse to trick her along the way he has his alter-ego Clark Kent

way he has his alter-ego Clark Kent

way he has his alter-ego Clark Kent seemingly jumped to his death and lets

seemingly jumped to his death and lets

seemingly jumped to his death and lets Lois think it’s because Clark was madly

Lois think it’s because Clark was madly

Lois think it’s because Clark was madly in love with the French star she was

in love with the French star she was

in love with the French star she was impersonating not the case at all just

impersonating not the case at all just

impersonating not the case at all just Superman being a jackass number two when

Superman being a jackass number two when

Superman being a jackass number two when he mistreated Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen

he mistreated Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen

he mistreated Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen may have been Superman’s pal but that

may have been Superman’s pal but that

may have been Superman’s pal but that doesn’t mean he always got treated like

doesn’t mean he always got treated like

doesn’t mean he always got treated like one for years the writers tended to put

one for years the writers tended to put

one for years the writers tended to put Jimmy in a subordinate position with

Jimmy in a subordinate position with

Jimmy in a subordinate position with Superman acting like a smug and cocky

Superman acting like a smug and cocky

Superman acting like a smug and cocky older brother

older brother

older brother refusing to help Jimmy lose weight

refusing to help Jimmy lose weight

refusing to help Jimmy lose weight marrying him to a gorilla not nice worst

marrying him to a gorilla not nice worst

marrying him to a gorilla not nice worst of all was a story where Superman

of all was a story where Superman

of all was a story where Superman adopted Jimmy and then treated him like

adopted Jimmy and then treated him like

adopted Jimmy and then treated him like total trash and made him feel horrible

total trash and made him feel horrible

total trash and made him feel horrible and unwanted sure there was technically

and unwanted sure there was technically

and unwanted sure there was technically a reason for it but a guy with

a reason for it but a guy with

a reason for it but a guy with Superman’s intelligence could have found

Superman’s intelligence could have found

Superman’s intelligence could have found a better way around the problem number

a better way around the problem number

a better way around the problem number one when he just planed tormented Lois

one when he just planed tormented Lois

one when he just planed tormented Lois Lois and Superman have a strange

Lois and Superman have a strange

Lois and Superman have a strange relationship there are so many times

relationship there are so many times

relationship there are so many times when he has tormented her supposedly for

when he has tormented her supposedly for

when he has tormented her supposedly for her own good including making her obese

her own good including making her obese

her own good including making her obese so a killer wouldn’t get her don’t ask

so a killer wouldn’t get her don’t ask

so a killer wouldn’t get her don’t ask or letting her think he was letting her

or letting her think he was letting her

or letting her think he was letting her die again moving on but the most bizarre

die again moving on but the most bizarre

die again moving on but the most bizarre example has to be when he cruelly put

example has to be when he cruelly put

example has to be when he cruelly put her through a whole range of emotional

her through a whole range of emotional

her through a whole range of emotional traumas why because he wanted to help

traumas why because he wanted to help

traumas why because he wanted to help her get cast in a movie and the director

her get cast in a movie and the director

her get cast in a movie and the director needed to be convinced she could emot–

needed to be convinced she could emot–

needed to be convinced she could emot– properly duh sure maybe Lois wanted to

properly duh sure maybe Lois wanted to

properly duh sure maybe Lois wanted to be in the

be in the

be in the but she probably would have preferred a

but she probably would have preferred a

but she probably would have preferred a route that didn’t involve potentially

route that didn’t involve potentially

route that didn’t involve potentially being mauled by a lion do you agree with

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