they’re the ones making this fictional universe come alive all right places
universe come alive all right places
universe come alive all right places everyone
everyone
everyone quickly quickly do the backdrop roll
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today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 mass effect releases and
for the top 10 mass effect releases and
for the top 10 mass effect releases and action for this list we’re taking a look
action for this list we’re taking a look
action for this list we’re taking a look exclusively at the fictional species in
exclusively at the fictional species in
exclusively at the fictional species in the Mass Effect universe
the Mass Effect universe
the Mass Effect universe sorry Commander Shepard no humans
sorry Commander Shepard no humans
sorry Commander Shepard no humans allowed I hardly felt a thing number 10
allowed I hardly felt a thing number 10
allowed I hardly felt a thing number 10 the volus double pepperoni for our first
the volus double pepperoni for our first
the volus double pepperoni for our first pick we’ve got the volus a short and
pick we’ve got the volus a short and
pick we’ve got the volus a short and stubby race often associated with the
stubby race often associated with the
stubby race often associated with the Citadel as they were the first race to
Citadel as they were the first race to
Citadel as they were the first race to establish an embassy on the Presidium
establish an embassy on the Presidium
establish an embassy on the Presidium and to think my taxes pay to support you
and to think my taxes pay to support you
and to think my taxes pay to support you here their homeworld named Haroon is a
here their homeworld named Haroon is a
here their homeworld named Haroon is a high pressure planet with an ammonia
high pressure planet with an ammonia
high pressure planet with an ammonia based ecology because of this harsh
based ecology because of this harsh
based ecology because of this harsh native atmosphere they must wear
native atmosphere they must wear
native atmosphere they must wear breathers and pressure suits in pretty
breathers and pressure suits in pretty
breathers and pressure suits in pretty much any environment that would normally
much any environment that would normally
much any environment that would normally be hospitable to humans and other races
be hospitable to humans and other races
be hospitable to humans and other races I’ll speak with Citadel security about
I’ll speak with Citadel security about
I’ll speak with Citadel security about this incident though not physically
this incident though not physically
this incident though not physically adept the bolas have high influence on
adept the bolas have high influence on
adept the bolas have high influence on commerce and trade throughout the
commerce and trade throughout the
commerce and trade throughout the Citadel who is going to pay the bill
Citadel who is going to pay the bill
Citadel who is going to pay the bill number 9 the L core promoter who
number 9 the L core promoter who
number 9 the L core promoter who originally from the planet takuna the
originally from the planet takuna the
originally from the planet takuna the Alcor are massive and stand on four legs
Alcor are massive and stand on four legs
Alcor are massive and stand on four legs for stability purposes mixed pride and
for stability purposes mixed pride and
for stability purposes mixed pride and shame our enemies have called us living
shame our enemies have called us living
shame our enemies have called us living times they move extremely slowly since
times they move extremely slowly since
times they move extremely slowly since they evolved on a high gravity homeworld
they evolved on a high gravity homeworld
they evolved on a high gravity homeworld where a fall to the ground could be
where a fall to the ground could be
where a fall to the ground could be harmful or even fatal along
harmful or even fatal along
harmful or even fatal along mover bird fur even though some Alcor
mover bird fur even though some Alcor
mover bird fur even though some Alcor are seen on the Citadel and other
are seen on the Citadel and other
are seen on the Citadel and other colonies most prefer not traveling in
colonies most prefer not traveling in
colonies most prefer not traveling in space because of their size since they
space because of their size since they
space because of their size since they find the limitations of space travel to
find the limitations of space travel to
find the limitations of space travel to be uncomfortable our people are not very
be uncomfortable our people are not very
be uncomfortable our people are not very comfortable with sudden changes to avoid
comfortable with sudden changes to avoid
comfortable with sudden changes to avoid misunderstanding due to their monotone
misunderstanding due to their monotone
misunderstanding due to their monotone voices the Alcor prefix all their
voices the Alcor prefix all their
voices the Alcor prefix all their dialogue with emotive statements to
dialogue with emotive statements to
dialogue with emotive statements to clarify their tone relief Thank You
clarify their tone relief Thank You
clarify their tone relief Thank You commander number eight the Protheans
commander number eight the Protheans
commander number eight the Protheans those who share my purpose become allies
those who share my purpose become allies
those who share my purpose become allies those who do not become casualties
those who do not become casualties
those who do not become casualties mysteriously vanishing fifty thousand
mysteriously vanishing fifty thousand
mysteriously vanishing fifty thousand years before the start of Mass Effect
years before the start of Mass Effect
years before the start of Mass Effect one the Protheans once reigned over a
one the Protheans once reigned over a
one the Protheans once reigned over a galaxy-wide Empire and were extremely
galaxy-wide Empire and were extremely
galaxy-wide Empire and were extremely technologically advanced as evidenced by
technologically advanced as evidenced by
technologically advanced as evidenced by the relics they left behind we never
the relics they left behind we never
the relics they left behind we never finished it it was too late
finished it it was too late
finished it it was too late Protheans have a number of unique
Protheans have a number of unique
Protheans have a number of unique biological features including eyes that
biological features including eyes that
biological features including eyes that can see through cloaking devices and the
can see through cloaking devices and the
can see through cloaking devices and the ability to essentially read another
ability to essentially read another
ability to essentially read another beings mind or recall their experiences
beings mind or recall their experiences
beings mind or recall their experiences simply by touching them I sent you the
simply by touching them I sent you the
simply by touching them I sent you the lineage of a leader a warrior skill and
lineage of a leader a warrior skill and
lineage of a leader a warrior skill and cunning they are strong in your genes
cunning they are strong in your genes
cunning they are strong in your genes though it was once thought that they had
though it was once thought that they had
though it was once thought that they had created the mass relays their true fate
created the mass relays their true fate
created the mass relays their true fate is much more grim I never thought our
is much more grim I never thought our
is much more grim I never thought our Empire
Empire
Empire it won’t number seven the drell this was
it won’t number seven the drell this was
it won’t number seven the drell this was to be my last job a reptilian race with
to be my last job a reptilian race with
to be my last job a reptilian race with deep religious practices they once
deep religious practices they once
deep religious practices they once inhabited a dying homeworld before they
inhabited a dying homeworld before they
inhabited a dying homeworld before they made first contact with the hanar and
made first contact with the hanar and
made first contact with the hanar and were rescued well here I am
were rescued well here I am
were rescued well here I am since the drones emerged from an arid
since the drones emerged from an arid
since the drones emerged from an arid desert like planet humid climates are
desert like planet humid climates are
desert like planet humid climates are intolerable to them and often lead to
intolerable to them and often lead to
intolerable to them and often lead to fatal degenerative diseases in the long
fatal degenerative diseases in the long
fatal degenerative diseases in the long run I spent 10 years dead I understand
run I spent 10 years dead I understand
run I spent 10 years dead I understand the feeling they also possess strong
the feeling they also possess strong
the feeling they also possess strong eidetic memories which essentially
eidetic memories which essentially
eidetic memories which essentially amounts to photographic memory allowing
amounts to photographic memory allowing
amounts to photographic memory allowing them to recall moments from the past in
them to recall moments from the past in
them to recall moments from the past in perfect clarity this slams the table she
perfect clarity this slams the table she
perfect clarity this slams the table she comes to me
comes to me
comes to me fingers cool and soothing they be alive
fingers cool and soothing they be alive
fingers cool and soothing they be alive with me tonight whether they want you or
with me tonight whether they want you or
with me tonight whether they want you or not
not
not some of us disappear as you you know
some of us disappear as you you know
some of us disappear as you you know let’s call it Sol abscissa number six
let’s call it Sol abscissa number six
let’s call it Sol abscissa number six the gap you look different we have made
the gap you look different we have made
the gap you look different we have made ourselves visually distinct for your
ourselves visually distinct for your
ourselves visually distinct for your convenience the Geth are a race of
convenience the Geth are a race of
convenience the Geth are a race of sentient robots controlled by advanced
sentient robots controlled by advanced
sentient robots controlled by advanced networked
networked
networked artificial intelligence we will ensure
artificial intelligence we will ensure
artificial intelligence we will ensure there are no transfers or backups this
there are no transfers or backups this
there are no transfers or backups this server will fall silent created by the
server will fall silent created by the
server will fall silent created by the quarians who we’ll get to in a second
quarians who we’ll get to in a second
quarians who we’ll get to in a second the Geth were once essentially slaves
the Geth were once essentially slaves
the Geth were once essentially slaves created for work and warfare we do not
created for work and warfare we do not
created for work and warfare we do not attend physical harm to the creators at
attend physical harm to the creators at
attend physical harm to the creators at this time however after they became
this time however after they became
this time however after they became sentient and started asking one too many
sentient and started asking one too many
sentient and started asking one too many questions the quarians attempted to wipe
questions the quarians attempted to wipe
questions the quarians attempted to wipe them out in an all-out war a war which
them out in an all-out war a war which
them out in an all-out war a war which saw the gap victorious and macquarie ins
saw the gap victorious and macquarie ins
saw the gap victorious and macquarie ins reduced to a single nomadic fleet the
reduced to a single nomadic fleet the
reduced to a single nomadic fleet the creator’s actions have placed their
creator’s actions have placed their
creator’s actions have placed their species in danger it is because of this
species in danger it is because of this
species in danger it is because of this disastrous misuse of artificial
disastrous misuse of artificial
disastrous misuse of artificial intelligence that all AI in the galaxy
intelligence that all AI in the galaxy
intelligence that all AI in the galaxy is illegal and systematically repressed
is illegal and systematically repressed
is illegal and systematically repressed the gift only acted in defense after the
the gift only acted in defense after the
the gift only acted in defense after the creators attacked do we deserve death
creators attacked do we deserve death
creators attacked do we deserve death number five the Solarians in the battle
number five the Solarians in the battle
number five the Solarians in the battle today we will hold the line native of
today we will hold the line native of
today we will hold the line native of the planet sir cache and the second
the planet sir cache and the second
the planet sir cache and the second species to join the Citadel the
species to join the Citadel the
species to join the Citadel the Solarians move think and talk fast due
Solarians move think and talk fast due
Solarians move think and talk fast due to their metabolism I’m quite good at
to their metabolism I’m quite good at
to their metabolism I’m quite good at genetics as a subset of biology because
genetics as a subset of biology because
genetics as a subset of biology because I am an expert which I know is a
I am an expert which I know is a
I am an expert which I know is a tautology the downside to this is that
tautology the downside to this is that
tautology the downside to this is that they have very short lifespans
they have very short lifespans
they have very short lifespans that rarely go above 40 years old
that rarely go above 40 years old
that rarely go above 40 years old it could be a fabrication they are known
it could be a fabrication they are known
it could be a fabrication they are known as one of the founders of the Citadel
as one of the founders of the Citadel
as one of the founders of the Citadel Council due to their scientific prowess
Council due to their scientific prowess
Council due to their scientific prowess and enhanced brain function hate waiting
and enhanced brain function hate waiting
and enhanced brain function hate waiting for culture analysis never fast enough
for culture analysis never fast enough
for culture analysis never fast enough usually no result in advance just
usually no result in advance just
usually no result in advance just checking work have to be careful their
checking work have to be careful their
checking work have to be careful their advanced science is also a source of
advanced science is also a source of
advanced science is also a source of great intergalactic guilt for them
great intergalactic guilt for them
great intergalactic guilt for them however since in order to end a war with
however since in order to end a war with
however since in order to end a war with the Krogan z’ they created the genophage
the Krogan z’ they created the genophage
the Krogan z’ they created the genophage to sterilize and essentially doom the
to sterilize and essentially doom the
to sterilize and essentially doom the entire race Dalit wrath is this true Oh
entire race Dalit wrath is this true Oh
entire race Dalit wrath is this true Oh will curing the genophage benefit my
will curing the genophage benefit my
will curing the genophage benefit my people number four the asari a balance
people number four the asari a balance
people number four the asari a balance of power exists in the galaxy that we
of power exists in the galaxy that we
of power exists in the galaxy that we don’t wish to upset known for their
don’t wish to upset known for their
don’t wish to upset known for their diplomacy the asari were the first
diplomacy the asari were the first
diplomacy the asari were the first species to discover the Citadel and are
species to discover the Citadel and are
species to discover the Citadel and are the ones who proposed and founded the
the ones who proposed and founded the
the ones who proposed and founded the Citadel Council but there was more to it
Citadel Council but there was more to it
Citadel Council but there was more to it than that
than that
than that as a mono gender race they are feminine
as a mono gender race they are feminine
as a mono gender race they are feminine in appearance however they have the
in appearance however they have the
in appearance however they have the ability to reproduce with any species or
ability to reproduce with any species or
ability to reproduce with any species or gender you make it sound so chaotic so
gender you make it sound so chaotic so
gender you make it sound so chaotic so dangerous originally from the planet
dangerous originally from the planet
dangerous originally from the planet Thessia all asari have natural biotic
Thessia all asari have natural biotic
Thessia all asari have natural biotic aptitude because of the strong traces of
aptitude because of the strong traces of
aptitude because of the strong traces of element zero found their Thessia has
element zero found their Thessia has
element zero found their Thessia has always been an oasis in a galaxy full of
always been an oasis in a galaxy full of
always been an oasis in a galaxy full of turmoil sorry can also live almost a
turmoil sorry can also live almost a
turmoil sorry can also live almost a thousand years a lifecycle which is
thousand years a lifecycle which is
thousand years a lifecycle which is divided into three stages called the
divided into three stages called the
divided into three stages called the maiden the matron and the matriarch
maiden the matron and the matriarch
maiden the matron and the matriarch respectively sometimes I wonder how you
respectively sometimes I wonder how you
respectively sometimes I wonder how you do it number three a torian’s I can’t
do it number three a torian’s I can’t
do it number three a torian’s I can’t wait to find out what brings you out
wait to find out what brings you out
wait to find out what brings you out here natives of the planet Paladin the
here natives of the planet Paladin the
here natives of the planet Paladin the torian’s are widely known for their
torian’s are widely known for their
torian’s are widely known for their disciplined and militaristic culture
disciplined and militaristic culture
disciplined and militaristic culture especially in the Citadel I can’t give
especially in the Citadel I can’t give
especially in the Citadel I can’t give you what you need I can tell you how to
you what you need I can tell you how to
you what you need I can tell you how to get it they are most respected due to
get it they are most respected due to
get it they are most respected due to their public services like Citadel
their public services like Citadel
their public services like Citadel security services or CSEC and their
security services or CSEC and their
security services or CSEC and their contributions in the form of starships
contributions in the form of starships
contributions in the form of starships and soldiers to the Citadel fleet take
and soldiers to the Citadel fleet take
and soldiers to the Citadel fleet take care of the wounded and scavenge what
care of the wounded and scavenge what
care of the wounded and scavenge what you can I want us out of here ASAP you
you can I want us out of here ASAP you
you can I want us out of here ASAP you heard the boss move it the torian’s were
heard the boss move it the torian’s were
heard the boss move it the torian’s were the third species to join the Citadel
the third species to join the Citadel
the third species to join the Citadel Council though they gained their council
Council though they gained their council
Council though they gained their council seat after helping to quell the krogan
seat after helping to quell the krogan
seat after helping to quell the krogan rebellion there is still some animosity
rebellion there is still some animosity
rebellion there is still some animosity between the torian’s and humans since
between the torian’s and humans since
between the torian’s and humans since both races fought against each other in
both races fought against each other in
both races fought against each other in the first contact war I’ve done all I
the first contact war I’ve done all I
the first contact war I’ve done all I can to help the rest is up to you
can to help the rest is up to you
can to help the rest is up to you number two the quarians
number two the quarians
number two the quarians oklahoma’s aura a tragic race the
oklahoma’s aura a tragic race the
oklahoma’s aura a tragic race the quarians became nomads after losing
quarians became nomads after losing
quarians became nomads after losing their homeworld rhinock
their homeworld rhinock
their homeworld rhinock to the gap resulting in them also losing
to the gap resulting in them also losing
to the gap resulting in them also losing to Citadel Council confidence and their
to Citadel Council confidence and their
to Citadel Council confidence and their own embassy
own embassy
own embassy you know what Correns are like most
you know what Correns are like most
you know what Correns are like most quarians now live on the migrant fleet a
quarians now live on the migrant fleet a
quarians now live on the migrant fleet a massive collection of starships that
massive collection of starships that
massive collection of starships that roams the galaxy we’ve got the largest
roams the galaxy we’ve got the largest
roams the galaxy we’ve got the largest fleet in the galaxy if you can help us
fleet in the galaxy if you can help us
fleet in the galaxy if you can help us we’ll hit the Reapers with everything
we’ll hit the Reapers with everything
we’ll hit the Reapers with everything we’ve got as a rite of passage into
we’ve got as a rite of passage into
we’ve got as a rite of passage into adulthood coming-of-age quarians must
adulthood coming-of-age quarians must
adulthood coming-of-age quarians must undertake a pilgrimage outside the fleet
undertake a pilgrimage outside the fleet
undertake a pilgrimage outside the fleet as proof that they will not be a burden
as proof that they will not be a burden
as proof that they will not be a burden on the convoys limited resources if we
on the convoys limited resources if we
on the convoys limited resources if we don’t think about the needs of the whole
don’t think about the needs of the whole
don’t think about the needs of the whole crew people could get hurt although
crew people could get hurt although
crew people could get hurt although living on board spaceships all their
living on board spaceships all their
living on board spaceships all their lives
lives
lives does make quarians quite adept at
does make quarians quite adept at
does make quarians quite adept at engineering and tech generations living
engineering and tech generations living
engineering and tech generations living in sterile environments and the constant
in sterile environments and the constant
in sterile environments and the constant threat of a hull breach means that all
threat of a hull breach means that all
threat of a hull breach means that all quarians essentially wear enviro suits
quarians essentially wear enviro suits
quarians essentially wear enviro suits at all times the most intimate thing we
at all times the most intimate thing we
at all times the most intimate thing we can do with another Quarian is link our
can do with another Quarian is link our
can do with another Quarian is link our suit environments before we unveil our
suit environments before we unveil our
suit environments before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable mentions
the truth of nyan Kindler’s must be made
the truth of nyan Kindler’s must be made known
known
known they gave the head our language and gave
they gave the head our language and gave
they gave the head our language and gave the universe the mass relays I didn’t
the universe the mass relays I didn’t
the universe the mass relays I didn’t destroy your people Balak the reapers
destroy your people Balak the reapers
destroy your people Balak the reapers did that we were a proud race a
did that we were a proud race a
did that we were a proud race a beautiful race have you seen what the
beautiful race have you seen what the
beautiful race have you seen what the Reapers have done to us number one the
Reapers have done to us number one the
Reapers have done to us number one the Krogan nobody said anything about this
Krogan nobody said anything about this
Krogan nobody said anything about this originally from tachanka the Krogan are
originally from tachanka the Krogan are
originally from tachanka the Krogan are a large reptilian species that live in a
a large reptilian species that live in a
a large reptilian species that live in a harsh and unforgiving world we play our
harsh and unforgiving world we play our
harsh and unforgiving world we play our enemies alive and drown them in a geyser
enemies alive and drown them in a geyser
enemies alive and drown them in a geyser of their own blood artificially
of their own blood artificially
of their own blood artificially sterilized by the genophage the Krogen
sterilized by the genophage the Krogen
sterilized by the genophage the Krogen are usually distrustful of all other
are usually distrustful of all other
are usually distrustful of all other races and the very few females that
races and the very few females that
races and the very few females that remain almost never leave their
remain almost never leave their
remain almost never leave their homeworld in an attempt to avoid
homeworld in an attempt to avoid
homeworld in an attempt to avoid extinction you can stay here and let old
extinction you can stay here and let old
extinction you can stay here and let old wounds fester as Croghan have always
wounds fester as Croghan have always
wounds fester as Croghan have always done or you can fight the enemy you were
done or you can fight the enemy you were
done or you can fight the enemy you were born to destroy Spartan a skin culture
born to destroy Spartan a skin culture
born to destroy Spartan a skin culture the Krogan is respect strength above all
the Krogan is respect strength above all
the Krogan is respect strength above all as the worst insult you can utter to a
as the worst insult you can utter to a
as the worst insult you can utter to a Krogan
Krogan
Krogan is you’re not worth killing both vicious
is you’re not worth killing both vicious
is you’re not worth killing both vicious warriors and lovable goofs strong but
warriors and lovable goofs strong but
warriors and lovable goofs strong but tragic the Krogan are the perfect
tragic the Krogan are the perfect
tragic the Krogan are the perfect example of the depth sewn into the Mass
example of the depth sewn into the Mass
example of the depth sewn into the Mass Effect universe ever since we cured the
Effect universe ever since we cured the
Effect universe ever since we cured the genophage there’s been nothing but work
genophage there’s been nothing but work
genophage there’s been nothing but work do you agree with our list
do you agree with our list
do you agree with our list they’ll sing battle songs about this
they’ll sing battle songs about this
they’ll sing battle songs about this someday what’s your favorite Mass Effect
someday what’s your favorite Mass Effect
someday what’s your favorite Mass Effect species
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