Top 10 Things We All Do But Won’t Admit To

none of us is innocent when it comes to

none of us is innocent when it comes to the following so why try to deny it

the following so why try to deny it

the following so why try to deny it welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

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counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 things we all do but won’t admit to

things we all do but won’t admit to

things we all do but won’t admit to nobody likes to get caught with the bird

nobody likes to get caught with the bird

nobody likes to get caught with the bird okay before we begin we publish new

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for more great content for this list we’re taking a look at activities habits

we’re taking a look at activities habits

we’re taking a look at activities habits and generally strange behaviors both

and generally strange behaviors both

and generally strange behaviors both good and bad that we’ve all engaged in

good and bad that we’ve all engaged in

good and bad that we’ve all engaged in at some point and yet despite the

at some point and yet despite the

at some point and yet despite the accepted knowledge that most people

accepted knowledge that most people

accepted knowledge that most people partake in these acts we choose to

partake in these acts we choose to

partake in these acts we choose to completely deny that we would ever do

completely deny that we would ever do

completely deny that we would ever do these ourselves I’m preceding an

these ourselves I’m preceding an

these ourselves I’m preceding an apparent change and the way others

apparent change and the way others

apparent change and the way others behave toward me

behave toward me

behave toward me for example people abruptly end

for example people abruptly end

for example people abruptly end conversations when I appear number 10

conversations when I appear number 10

conversations when I appear number 10 drinking from the milk carton

drinking from the milk carton

drinking from the milk carton guys come on we’ve evolved from our

guys come on we’ve evolved from our

guys come on we’ve evolved from our barbaric caveman ancestry so whatever

barbaric caveman ancestry so whatever

barbaric caveman ancestry so whatever happened to basic hygiene no apparently

happened to basic hygiene no apparently

happened to basic hygiene no apparently some people just don’t care about others

some people just don’t care about others

some people just don’t care about others or the craving for a gulp of milky

or the craving for a gulp of milky

or the craving for a gulp of milky goodness can be too intense to spare a

goodness can be too intense to spare a

goodness can be too intense to spare a few extra seconds to pour it into a

few extra seconds to pour it into a

few extra seconds to pour it into a glass so unless you’re living all by

glass so unless you’re living all by

glass so unless you’re living all by your lonesome odds are that a family

your lonesome odds are that a family

your lonesome odds are that a family member or a roommate is gonna need to

member or a roommate is gonna need to

member or a roommate is gonna need to use that same carton at some point after

use that same carton at some point after

use that same carton at some point after you hey Josh grab me a glass of milk

you hey Josh grab me a glass of milk

you hey Josh grab me a glass of milk they don’t have any mouths but I can get

they don’t have any mouths but I can get

they don’t have any mouths but I can get you some milk also drinking from the

you some milk also drinking from the

you some milk also drinking from the carton is a mess waiting to happen as

carton is a mess waiting to happen as

carton is a mess waiting to happen as the milk tends to drip over the side and

the milk tends to drip over the side and

the milk tends to drip over the side and run down your face right onto the floor

run down your face right onto the floor

run down your face right onto the floor get your calcium keep those bones

get your calcium keep those bones

get your calcium keep those bones healthy but don’t be a pig while doing

healthy but don’t be a pig while doing

healthy but don’t be a pig while doing so milk was a bad choice number 9

so milk was a bad choice number 9

so milk was a bad choice number 9 talking behind someone’s back hey my

talking behind someone’s back hey my

talking behind someone’s back hey my retargeted Janis Ian I don’t know I mean

retargeted Janis Ian I don’t know I mean

retargeted Janis Ian I don’t know I mean she’s so weird she just you know came up

she’s so weird she just you know came up

she’s so weird she just you know came up to me and started talking to me about

to me and started talking to me about

to me and started talking to me about crack with approximately 7 billion human

crack with approximately 7 billion human

crack with approximately 7 billion human beings living on planet Earth all at

beings living on planet Earth all at

beings living on planet Earth all at once chances are high that will

once chances are high that will

once chances are high that will inevitably meet someone who just rubs us

inevitably meet someone who just rubs us

inevitably meet someone who just rubs us the wrong way and we may not even be

the wrong way and we may not even be

the wrong way and we may not even be able to pinpoint why

able to pinpoint why

able to pinpoint why guess what though not liking someone

guess what though not liking someone

guess what though not liking someone isn’t that weird everyone has that

isn’t that weird everyone has that

isn’t that weird everyone has that person who gets under their skin because

person who gets under their skin because

person who gets under their skin because Rocco is an idiot well it doesn’t matter

Rocco is an idiot well it doesn’t matter

Rocco is an idiot well it doesn’t matter cuz thoughtless stupid me

cuz thoughtless stupid me

cuz thoughtless stupid me look knits i’m not going to lend sexist

look knits i’m not going to lend sexist

look knits i’m not going to lend sexist and racist in a sloppy drunk while we

and racist in a sloppy drunk while we

and racist in a sloppy drunk while we understand why we may feel like we have

understand why we may feel like we have

understand why we may feel like we have the right to walk up to someone and say

the right to walk up to someone and say

the right to walk up to someone and say hey by the way i cannot stand you

hey by the way i cannot stand you

hey by the way i cannot stand you we usually instead opt for the even

we usually instead opt for the even

we usually instead opt for the even nastier route of spreading cruel parsh

nastier route of spreading cruel parsh

nastier route of spreading cruel parsh and even untrue statements about said

and even untrue statements about said

and even untrue statements about said person yeah yeah that person is so bad

person yeah yeah that person is so bad

person yeah yeah that person is so bad but are we really acting much better by

but are we really acting much better by

but are we really acting much better by doing this he’s old we’re young number

doing this he’s old we’re young number

doing this he’s old we’re young number eight not washing our hands after going

eight not washing our hands after going

eight not washing our hands after going to the bathroom returning back to this

to the bathroom returning back to this

to the bathroom returning back to this notion of basic hygienic principles

notion of basic hygienic principles

notion of basic hygienic principles what’s so difficult about taking a few

what’s so difficult about taking a few

what’s so difficult about taking a few steps from the toilet over to a sink

steps from the toilet over to a sink

steps from the toilet over to a sink splashing some water and soap onto your

splashing some water and soap onto your

splashing some water and soap onto your hands and washing all the nasty germs

hands and washing all the nasty germs

hands and washing all the nasty germs away not to sound like your mother here

away not to sound like your mother here

away not to sound like your mother here but it’s for your own good just as much

but it’s for your own good just as much

but it’s for your own good just as much as it’s for those around you

as it’s for those around you

as it’s for those around you [Music]

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[Music] you can imagine though that you can

you can imagine though that you can

you can imagine though that you can do you really need to be reminded that

do you really need to be reminded that

do you really need to be reminded that bathrooms are purposely designed for

bathrooms are purposely designed for

bathrooms are purposely designed for people to rid their bowels of our bodily

people to rid their bowels of our bodily

people to rid their bowels of our bodily wastes

wastes

wastes aren’t you grossed out by that well you

aren’t you grossed out by that well you

aren’t you grossed out by that well you should be

should be

should be so that’s all the more reason to wash

so that’s all the more reason to wash

so that’s all the more reason to wash your hands after doing your business

your hands after doing your business

your hands after doing your business number seven pretending we’re texting

number seven pretending we’re texting

number seven pretending we’re texting where the hell’s my phone it’s right

where the hell’s my phone it’s right

where the hell’s my phone it’s right over there silly the hell is this piece

over there silly the hell is this piece

over there silly the hell is this piece of crap his modern society becoming

of crap his modern society becoming

of crap his modern society becoming brainwashed by our little cellular

brainwashed by our little cellular

brainwashed by our little cellular devices are we too reliant on them if

devices are we too reliant on them if

devices are we too reliant on them if you take into consideration how people

you take into consideration how people

you take into consideration how people use cell phones for a sense of security

use cell phones for a sense of security

use cell phones for a sense of security then all signs point to yes are you

then all signs point to yes are you

then all signs point to yes are you waiting for your pals to show up for

waiting for your pals to show up for

waiting for your pals to show up for gathering at a bar or restaurant whip

gathering at a bar or restaurant whip

gathering at a bar or restaurant whip out your phone and pretend you’re

out your phone and pretend you’re

out your phone and pretend you’re texting so you don’t come off as an

texting so you don’t come off as an

texting so you don’t come off as an antisocial weirdo pretend someone texted

antisocial weirdo pretend someone texted

antisocial weirdo pretend someone texted me did you walk in the completely wrong

me did you walk in the completely wrong

me did you walk in the completely wrong direction take out your phone and

direction take out your phone and

direction take out your phone and pretend you’re sending a text as an

pretend you’re sending a text as an

pretend you’re sending a text as an excuse to stop and spin yourself around

excuse to stop and spin yourself around

excuse to stop and spin yourself around in the opposite direction are we all

in the opposite direction are we all

in the opposite direction are we all really that insecure and so easily

really that insecure and so easily

really that insecure and so easily embarrassed nowadays that we think we

embarrassed nowadays that we think we

embarrassed nowadays that we think we have to look busy 24/7 oh no finish your

have to look busy 24/7 oh no finish your

have to look busy 24/7 oh no finish your tweet just give us a second

tweet just give us a second

tweet just give us a second number six farting if you’re a human

number six farting if you’re a human

number six farting if you’re a human being and eat foods to stay alive which

being and eat foods to stay alive which

being and eat foods to stay alive which we’ll go out on a limb and say is an

we’ll go out on a limb and say is an

we’ll go out on a limb and say is an accurate description of all seven

accurate description of all seven

accurate description of all seven billion of you out there odds are you

billion of you out there odds are you

billion of you out there odds are you will fart numerous times during your

will fart numerous times during your

will fart numerous times during your lifetime gas builds up in your gut and

lifetime gas builds up in your gut and

lifetime gas builds up in your gut and it’s better out than in so you need to

it’s better out than in so you need to

it’s better out than in so you need to let it out

let it out

let it out [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh somebody step in a darkness what is

Oh somebody step in a darkness what is

Oh somebody step in a darkness what is there to be ashamed of

there to be ashamed of

there to be ashamed of if anything the loud noise it can make

if anything the loud noise it can make

if anything the loud noise it can make can be used for humor and everyone can

can be used for humor and everyone can

can be used for humor and everyone can share a laugh for this absurd aspect of

share a laugh for this absurd aspect of

share a laugh for this absurd aspect of life right use it use or false true

life right use it use or false true

life right use it use or false true cause

cause

cause [Music]

[Music]

[Music] number five stocking someone’s social

number five stocking someone’s social

number five stocking someone’s social media profile keeping a close eye on

media profile keeping a close eye on

media profile keeping a close eye on your siblings have a crush on a

your siblings have a crush on a

your siblings have a crush on a classmate looking for potential

classmate looking for potential

classmate looking for potential blackmail material to save up for future

blackmail material to save up for future

blackmail material to save up for future reference whatever the reason may be

reference whatever the reason may be

reference whatever the reason may be nearly all of us have dug into someone’s

nearly all of us have dug into someone’s

nearly all of us have dug into someone’s social media profile at some point we

social media profile at some point we

social media profile at some point we are curious creatures after all and want

are curious creatures after all and want

are curious creatures after all and want to learn all we can about a subject that

to learn all we can about a subject that

to learn all we can about a subject that interests us nowadays with people

interests us nowadays with people

interests us nowadays with people sharing their entire lives on the World

sharing their entire lives on the World

sharing their entire lives on the World Wide Web information about each and

Wide Web information about each and

Wide Web information about each and every one of us is readily available are

every one of us is readily available are

every one of us is readily available are you watching me Scott I’ve been watching

you watching me Scott I’ve been watching

you watching me Scott I’ve been watching you for a while whether our urge to

you for a while whether our urge to

you for a while whether our urge to figure out all there is to know about

figure out all there is to know about

figure out all there is to know about someone is triggered by loving adoration

someone is triggered by loving adoration

someone is triggered by loving adoration or bitter hatred we don’t seem to

or bitter hatred we don’t seem to

or bitter hatred we don’t seem to hesitate for a second when it comes to

hesitate for a second when it comes to

hesitate for a second when it comes to channeling our inner detective skills

channeling our inner detective skills

channeling our inner detective skills she’s the girl in your computer he’s got

she’s the girl in your computer he’s got

she’s the girl in your computer he’s got you’re on his computer number four

you’re on his computer number four

you’re on his computer number four saying you have plans when you don’t

saying you have plans when you don’t

saying you have plans when you don’t thing I gotta do so I’ll be seeing you

thing I gotta do so I’ll be seeing you

thing I gotta do so I’ll be seeing you even though human beings are typically

even though human beings are typically

even though human beings are typically described as very social creatures we

described as very social creatures we

described as very social creatures we all have moments where we just want to

all have moments where we just want to

all have moments where we just want to be all by our lonesome with jobs school

be all by our lonesome with jobs school

be all by our lonesome with jobs school and the various other tasks that make up

and the various other tasks that make up

and the various other tasks that make up our busy lifestyles the stress of it all

our busy lifestyles the stress of it all

our busy lifestyles the stress of it all can leave us exhausted and wanting a

can leave us exhausted and wanting a

can leave us exhausted and wanting a moment or two to ourselves so what’s so

moment or two to ourselves so what’s so

moment or two to ourselves so what’s so hard about admitting that Michael Max is

hard about admitting that Michael Max is

hard about admitting that Michael Max is coming to dinner I’d like you to meet

coming to dinner I’d like you to meet

coming to dinner I’d like you to meet him I can’t I have plans people will ask

him I can’t I have plans people will ask

him I can’t I have plans people will ask us to go out and see a movie or hit a

us to go out and see a movie or hit a

us to go out and see a movie or hit a bar and although we’re invited we’re not

bar and although we’re invited we’re not

bar and although we’re invited we’re not technically obliged to go there your

technically obliged to go there your

technically obliged to go there your friends it’s not like they’ll be furious

friends it’s not like they’ll be furious

friends it’s not like they’ll be furious with you for saying you aren’t up for it

with you for saying you aren’t up for it

with you for saying you aren’t up for it so just be honest because it’s just

so just be honest because it’s just

so just be honest because it’s just gonna be very awkward if you get caught

gonna be very awkward if you get caught

gonna be very awkward if you get caught in your life

number three missing a text uh didn’t

number three missing a text uh didn’t you get my text you know the thing about

you get my text you know the thing about

you get my text you know the thing about instant messaging is that it’s instant

instant messaging is that it’s instant

instant messaging is that it’s instant with cell phones in everyone’s pockets

with cell phones in everyone’s pockets

with cell phones in everyone’s pockets nowadays it’s much harder to get away

nowadays it’s much harder to get away

nowadays it’s much harder to get away with lies with texting facebook

with lies with texting facebook

with lies with texting facebook Messenger and so many other forms of

Messenger and so many other forms of

Messenger and so many other forms of communication it’s practically

communication it’s practically

communication it’s practically impossible to not keep tabs on someone

impossible to not keep tabs on someone

impossible to not keep tabs on someone we’re always on the grid so with that in

we’re always on the grid so with that in

we’re always on the grid so with that in mind why do so many of us bother trying

mind why do so many of us bother trying

mind why do so many of us bother trying to pretend like we didn’t get the memo

to pretend like we didn’t get the memo

to pretend like we didn’t get the memo I’ll put you on hold I’d like to watch

I’ll put you on hold I’d like to watch

I’ll put you on hold I’d like to watch the line blink it’s not like the message

the line blink it’s not like the message

the line blink it’s not like the message will disappear or something and you’ll

will disappear or something and you’ll

will disappear or something and you’ll need to check your phone at some point

need to check your phone at some point

need to check your phone at some point so logically you’ll also see the text at

so logically you’ll also see the text at

so logically you’ll also see the text at some point some apps even have a feature

some point some apps even have a feature

some point some apps even have a feature that lets the sender know if the

that lets the sender know if the

that lets the sender know if the recipient has seen the message or not

recipient has seen the message or not

recipient has seen the message or not busted text but number two masturbating

busted text but number two masturbating

busted text but number two masturbating were you masturbating

were you masturbating

were you masturbating everyone has urges some people also have

everyone has urges some people also have

everyone has urges some people also have funky freaky fetish fantasies floating

funky freaky fetish fantasies floating

funky freaky fetish fantasies floating around in their minds and then there are

around in their minds and then there are

around in their minds and then there are times when you really want a boogie and

times when you really want a boogie and

times when you really want a boogie and find yourself without a dance partner

find yourself without a dance partner

find yourself without a dance partner and that is when one resorts to ulterior

and that is when one resorts to ulterior

and that is when one resorts to ulterior methods to relieve pent up sexual

methods to relieve pent up sexual

methods to relieve pent up sexual frustrations we all know if you’re

frustrations we all know if you’re

frustrations we all know if you’re caught in the act while watching the

caught in the act while watching the

caught in the act while watching the scrambling channels or flipping through

scrambling channels or flipping through

scrambling channels or flipping through Glamour magazine for that extra kick

Glamour magazine for that extra kick

Glamour magazine for that extra kick it’s pretty much DEFCON 1 on the

it’s pretty much DEFCON 1 on the

it’s pretty much DEFCON 1 on the embarrassment scale but in solitude and

embarrassment scale but in solitude and

embarrassment scale but in solitude and with privacy there’s no real need to

with privacy there’s no real need to

with privacy there’s no real need to feel ashamed the person you’re hiding

feel ashamed the person you’re hiding

feel ashamed the person you’re hiding the truth from may have performed

the truth from may have performed

the truth from may have performed self-pleasure not long before you did

self-pleasure not long before you did

self-pleasure not long before you did yet another reason to always wash your

yet another reason to always wash your

yet another reason to always wash your hands number one checking people out

well put it to you this way the planet

well put it to you this way the planet didn’t become this populated because

didn’t become this populated because

didn’t become this populated because people popped out of the ground

people popped out of the ground

people popped out of the ground attraction is just a regular part of

attraction is just a regular part of

attraction is just a regular part of human life and our mating process it’s

human life and our mating process it’s

human life and our mating process it’s literally hardwired into our biology to

literally hardwired into our biology to

literally hardwired into our biology to look around and notice those who are

look around and notice those who are

look around and notice those who are most appealing to us think about it

most appealing to us think about it

most appealing to us think about it you’re gazing at a hot boy or girl from

you’re gazing at a hot boy or girl from

you’re gazing at a hot boy or girl from across the room and because of that you

across the room and because of that you

across the room and because of that you decide to strike up a conversation

decide to strike up a conversation

decide to strike up a conversation is awesome we understand that it’s a

is awesome we understand that it’s a

is awesome we understand that it’s a part of social dynamics that we can’t

part of social dynamics that we can’t

part of social dynamics that we can’t help but stare at what and who we find

help but stare at what and who we find

help but stare at what and who we find attractive

attractive

attractive so then why deny it when we’re called

so then why deny it when we’re called

so then why deny it when we’re called out on it it’s just something that

out on it it’s just something that

out on it it’s just something that cannot be helped so why make a big deal

cannot be helped so why make a big deal

cannot be helped so why make a big deal over something so normal do you agree

over something so normal do you agree

over something so normal do you agree with our pics check out these other

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