you saved the world time and time again but it’s just never enough welcome to
but it’s just never enough welcome to
but it’s just never enough welcome to watchmojo.com HD we’ll be counting down
watchmojo.com HD we’ll be counting down
watchmojo.com HD we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten things that
our picks for the top ten things that
our picks for the top ten things that would suck about the in a super hero for
would suck about the in a super hero for
would suck about the in a super hero for this list we’re focusing on real-life
this list we’re focusing on real-life
this list we’re focusing on real-life issues that would make life stressful
issues that would make life stressful
issues that would make life stressful for any not so real-life superhero
for any not so real-life superhero
for any not so real-life superhero that’s a twelve million dollar piece of
that’s a twelve million dollar piece of
that’s a twelve million dollar piece of hardware it was I know you’re trying to
hardware it was I know you’re trying to
hardware it was I know you’re trying to find out where I hang my cape
find out where I hang my cape
find out where I hang my cape you won’t number ten your coworkers
you won’t number ten your coworkers
you won’t number ten your coworkers fellow superheroes are arrogant it could
fellow superheroes are arrogant it could
fellow superheroes are arrogant it could be five big guy that Jews love for most
be five big guy that Jews love for most
be five big guy that Jews love for most individuals coworkers are part of the
individuals coworkers are part of the
individuals coworkers are part of the daily routine but for superheroes
daily routine but for superheroes
daily routine but for superheroes there’s more to consider than just
there’s more to consider than just
there’s more to consider than just water-cooler banter musical philosophy
water-cooler banter musical philosophy
water-cooler banter musical philosophy or why Suicide Squad was doomed from the
or why Suicide Squad was doomed from the
or why Suicide Squad was doomed from the start
start
start superheroes are expected to deliver and
superheroes are expected to deliver and
superheroes are expected to deliver and their fellow co-workers expect big-time
their fellow co-workers expect big-time
their fellow co-workers expect big-time results and a natural sense of bravado
results and a natural sense of bravado
results and a natural sense of bravado is that your boyfriend No cool watch
is that your boyfriend No cool watch
is that your boyfriend No cool watch this you know just save the day and
this you know just save the day and
this you know just save the day and expect the gang to bow down in
expect the gang to bow down in
expect the gang to bow down in admiration cuz they’re always out
admiration cuz they’re always out
admiration cuz they’re always out showing off just how super they are too
showing off just how super they are too
showing off just how super they are too I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight
I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight
I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before but there’s usually not this much
before but there’s usually not this much
before but there’s usually not this much talking alright sorry my bad
talking alright sorry my bad
talking alright sorry my bad no you have to constantly step up your
no you have to constantly step up your
no you have to constantly step up your game otherwise you’d just be another
game otherwise you’d just be another
game otherwise you’d just be another outcast with a cape so there’s an art to
outcast with a cape so there’s an art to
outcast with a cape so there’s an art to the arrogance of bringing up a day’s
the arrogance of bringing up a day’s
the arrogance of bringing up a day’s work give me five
work give me five
work give me five Oh too slow number nine they’re always
Oh too slow number nine they’re always
Oh too slow number nine they’re always making new enemies put the word out on
making new enemies put the word out on
making new enemies put the word out on building an evil army all Psychopaths
building an evil army all Psychopaths
building an evil army all Psychopaths and ex-cons welcome I don’t think you
and ex-cons welcome I don’t think you
and ex-cons welcome I don’t think you can have a problem with people here
can have a problem with people here
can have a problem with people here about this okay so you’ve taken out the
about this okay so you’ve taken out the
about this okay so you’ve taken out the latest villain by late afternoon and you
latest villain by late afternoon and you
latest villain by late afternoon and you have the whole night to just chill out
have the whole night to just chill out
have the whole night to just chill out but wait
but wait
but wait you’ve managed to upset said bad guys
you’ve managed to upset said bad guys
you’ve managed to upset said bad guys friend and now they’re on your trail
friend and now they’re on your trail
friend and now they’re on your trail before you can even jump in the shower
before you can even jump in the shower
before you can even jump in the shower that does it
that does it
that does it oh that’s how it works for superheroes
oh that’s how it works for superheroes
oh that’s how it works for superheroes as there’s never time to enjoy the
as there’s never time to enjoy the
as there’s never time to enjoy the satisfaction of what you’ve done in
satisfaction of what you’ve done in
satisfaction of what you’ve done in other words your big achievement for the
other words your big achievement for the
other words your big achievement for the day feeds away quickly because the game
day feeds away quickly because the game
day feeds away quickly because the game never really ends it doesn’t make sense
never really ends it doesn’t make sense
never really ends it doesn’t make sense to doze off and you certainly can’t take
to doze off and you certainly can’t take
to doze off and you certainly can’t take a power nap
a power nap
a power nap superheroes are watching your enemies
superheroes are watching your enemies
superheroes are watching your enemies are watching and the number of superhero
are watching and the number of superhero
are watching and the number of superhero trolls only increases with each passing
trolls only increases with each passing
trolls only increases with each passing day I’ll look into it
day I’ll look into it
day I’ll look into it number eight you can’t let yourself go –
number eight you can’t let yourself go –
number eight you can’t let yourself go – superheroes need their cardio and given
superheroes need their cardio and given
superheroes need their cardio and given the physical nature of their job one
the physical nature of their job one
the physical nature of their job one should expect to be physically active so
should expect to be physically active so
should expect to be physically active so you can’t put down a couple of bottles
you can’t put down a couple of bottles
you can’t put down a couple of bottles of red wine and expect there to be no
of red wine and expect there to be no
of red wine and expect there to be no consequences suddenly you’re a bit slow
consequences suddenly you’re a bit slow
consequences suddenly you’re a bit slow when everyone’s wondering what the heck
when everyone’s wondering what the heck
when everyone’s wondering what the heck is up with your ill-fitting suit and you
is up with your ill-fitting suit and you
is up with your ill-fitting suit and you know what that means bad headlines and
know what that means bad headlines and
know what that means bad headlines and bad press superhero putting on the
bad press superhero putting on the
bad press superhero putting on the pounds they’ll say and you’ll be just
pounds they’ll say and you’ll be just
pounds they’ll say and you’ll be just another fad has been that’s forced out
another fad has been that’s forced out
another fad has been that’s forced out of town Plus while there may be plenty
of town Plus while there may be plenty
of town Plus while there may be plenty of full-figured superheroes roaming
of full-figured superheroes roaming
of full-figured superheroes roaming around here and there it’s not like
around here and there it’s not like
around here and there it’s not like they’re reaching their full potential
they’re reaching their full potential
they’re reaching their full potential war not suffering the consequences of
war not suffering the consequences of
war not suffering the consequences of rapid weight gain
number seven you can’t enjoy celebrity
number seven you can’t enjoy celebrity status there’s something I have to tell
status there’s something I have to tell
status there’s something I have to tell you I’m really I mean I I was at first
you I’m really I mean I I was at first
you I’m really I mean I I was at first really nervous about tonight regardless
really nervous about tonight regardless
really nervous about tonight regardless of a superheros accomplishments charm
of a superheros accomplishments charm
of a superheros accomplishments charm and connections it’s a bad move to get
and connections it’s a bad move to get
and connections it’s a bad move to get caught up in the celebrity game with a
caught up in the celebrity game with a
caught up in the celebrity game with a few exceptions superheroes don’t exactly
few exceptions superheroes don’t exactly
few exceptions superheroes don’t exactly get to hang out with the glitterati a
get to hang out with the glitterati a
get to hang out with the glitterati a self-respecting superhero doesn’t hit up
self-respecting superhero doesn’t hit up
self-respecting superhero doesn’t hit up after parties either because superheroes
after parties either because superheroes
after parties either because superheroes don’t party like normal folk if anything
don’t party like normal folk if anything
don’t party like normal folk if anything a superhero can maybe enjoy their
a superhero can maybe enjoy their
a superhero can maybe enjoy their celebrity status among their more unique
celebrity status among their more unique
celebrity status among their more unique set of peers but even then it’s likely
set of peers but even then it’s likely
set of peers but even then it’s likely that someone will be gunning for your
that someone will be gunning for your
that someone will be gunning for your spot Bruce help me out here huh well
spot Bruce help me out here huh well
spot Bruce help me out here huh well Gaea dresses up like a bat clearly has
Gaea dresses up like a bat clearly has
Gaea dresses up like a bat clearly has issues it’s not like superheroes can go
issues it’s not like superheroes can go
issues it’s not like superheroes can go home and cry but they just need to
home and cry but they just need to
home and cry but they just need to familiarize themselves with a different
familiarize themselves with a different
familiarize themselves with a different way of life one that does not involve
way of life one that does not involve
way of life one that does not involve celebrity nightlife or meaningful
celebrity nightlife or meaningful
celebrity nightlife or meaningful relationships okay that totally sucks
relationships okay that totally sucks
relationships okay that totally sucks looks uncomfortable gets kinda itchy
it rides up in the crotch a little bit
it rides up in the crotch a little bit to number six new paycheck get rich like
to number six new paycheck get rich like
to number six new paycheck get rich like a normal person superheroes get paid in
a normal person superheroes get paid in
a normal person superheroes get paid in public approval but that’s basically it
public approval but that’s basically it
public approval but that’s basically it yeah
yeah
yeah superheroes receive gifts and I guess
superheroes receive gifts and I guess
superheroes receive gifts and I guess lots of them but not so much that they
lots of them but not so much that they
lots of them but not so much that they can bake a rent so most of them have to
can bake a rent so most of them have to
can bake a rent so most of them have to hold down another job if I go please I
hold down another job if I go please I
hold down another job if I go please I need this job you’re fired
need this job you’re fired
need this job you’re fired hey some probably even go out and borrow
hey some probably even go out and borrow
hey some probably even go out and borrow things just to make ends meet and that
things just to make ends meet and that
things just to make ends meet and that age right
age right
age right that ain’t right at all help myself to
that ain’t right at all help myself to
that ain’t right at all help myself to some page hope you don’t worry but what
some page hope you don’t worry but what
some page hope you don’t worry but what do you expect my superhero can’t get
do you expect my superhero can’t get
do you expect my superhero can’t get hooked up with a proper salary they
hooked up with a proper salary they
hooked up with a proper salary they gotta pay the bills even if they’re
gotta pay the bills even if they’re
gotta pay the bills even if they’re constantly on the front page of the news
constantly on the front page of the news
constantly on the front page of the news or generally loved by the community but
or generally loved by the community but
or generally loved by the community but hey that’s the cost of living a
hey that’s the cost of living a
hey that’s the cost of living a superhero lifestyle oh I don’t think
superhero lifestyle oh I don’t think
superhero lifestyle oh I don’t think this covers the advance I gave you a
this covers the advance I gave you a
this covers the advance I gave you a couple weeks ago oh right number five
couple weeks ago oh right number five
couple weeks ago oh right number five the obligation to save the day if I see
the obligation to save the day if I see
the obligation to save the day if I see a situation pointed South I can’t ignore
a situation pointed South I can’t ignore
a situation pointed South I can’t ignore it sometimes I wish I could no you know
it sometimes I wish I could no you know
it sometimes I wish I could no you know the Sun rises you’ve got some bacon and
the Sun rises you’ve got some bacon and
the Sun rises you’ve got some bacon and eggs cooking and you’re looking forward
eggs cooking and you’re looking forward
eggs cooking and you’re looking forward to a quiet morning then you realize that
to a quiet morning then you realize that
to a quiet morning then you realize that a superhero doesn’t take the day off
a superhero doesn’t take the day off
a superhero doesn’t take the day off I don’t feel well I’m gonna go to sleep
I don’t feel well I’m gonna go to sleep
I don’t feel well I’m gonna go to sleep well you won’t have a bite no thanks
well you won’t have a bite no thanks
well you won’t have a bite no thanks had a bite your phone or whatever gadget
had a bite your phone or whatever gadget
had a bite your phone or whatever gadget you happen to have is blowing up with
you happen to have is blowing up with
you happen to have is blowing up with distress calls and now you have to save
distress calls and now you have to save
distress calls and now you have to save the day again for a first-rate superhero
the day again for a first-rate superhero
the day again for a first-rate superhero this isn’t necessarily a problem and may
this isn’t necessarily a problem and may
this isn’t necessarily a problem and may be more of an annoyance still it’s a
be more of an annoyance still it’s a
be more of an annoyance still it’s a reminder of what you signed up for your
reminder of what you signed up for your
reminder of what you signed up for your reputation precedes you everywhere and
reputation precedes you everywhere and
reputation precedes you everywhere and at all times and everyone wants a little
at all times and everyone wants a little
at all times and everyone wants a little help because to them it doesn’t seem
help because to them it doesn’t seem
help because to them it doesn’t seem like a big deal to ask everyone thinks
like a big deal to ask everyone thinks
like a big deal to ask everyone thinks it’s a full-time job wake up a hero
it’s a full-time job wake up a hero
it’s a full-time job wake up a hero brush your teeth a hero go to work a
brush your teeth a hero go to work a
brush your teeth a hero go to work a hero not true over a lifetime there are
hero not true over a lifetime there are
hero not true over a lifetime there are only four or five moments that really
only four or five moments that really
only four or five moments that really matter
matter
matter number four public backlash while a
number four public backlash while a
number four public backlash while a great many people see you as heroes
great many people see you as heroes
great many people see you as heroes there are some would prefer the word
there are some would prefer the word
there are some would prefer the word vigilantes
vigilantes
vigilantes for the most part the general public
for the most part the general public
for the most part the general public understands their relationship with
understands their relationship with
understands their relationship with superheroes yet there can be times when
superheroes yet there can be times when
superheroes yet there can be times when that relationship is strained may be
that relationship is strained may be
that relationship is strained may be collateral damage was caused during some
collateral damage was caused during some
collateral damage was caused during some epic fight and car insurance certainly
epic fight and car insurance certainly
epic fight and car insurance certainly doesn’t cover a Hulk smash
doesn’t cover a Hulk smash
even when you get the job done there’s
even when you get the job done there’s always somebody who wants more you’re
always somebody who wants more you’re
always somebody who wants more you’re ready to crack a cold one but wait you
ready to crack a cold one but wait you
ready to crack a cold one but wait you were trending on Twitter because of your
were trending on Twitter because of your
were trending on Twitter because of your poor bedside manner that day and what do
poor bedside manner that day and what do
poor bedside manner that day and what do you do nothing because superheroes don’t
you do nothing because superheroes don’t
you do nothing because superheroes don’t melt down on Twitter hopefully these
melt down on Twitter hopefully these
melt down on Twitter hopefully these so-called heroes have to be held
so-called heroes have to be held
so-called heroes have to be held responsible for the destruction done to
responsible for the destruction done to
responsible for the destruction done to the city number three physical and
the city number three physical and
the city number three physical and psychological damage
depending on your superhero outfit it’s
depending on your superhero outfit it’s certainly possible to maintain a
certainly possible to maintain a
certainly possible to maintain a relatively healthy body after all there
relatively healthy body after all there
relatively healthy body after all there are ways to protect yourself when you’re
are ways to protect yourself when you’re
are ways to protect yourself when you’re slamming into a brick wall or
slamming into a brick wall or
slamming into a brick wall or face-planting into the sidewalk but in
face-planting into the sidewalk but in
face-planting into the sidewalk but in battle you just never know what kind of
battle you just never know what kind of
battle you just never know what kind of gear the other supervillain is sporting
gear the other supervillain is sporting
gear the other supervillain is sporting and pow suddenly your knee is completely
and pow suddenly your knee is completely
and pow suddenly your knee is completely screwed beyond all the physical issues
screwed beyond all the physical issues
screwed beyond all the physical issues though superheroes have plenty of
though superheroes have plenty of
though superheroes have plenty of psychological issues going on upstairs
psychological issues going on upstairs
psychological issues going on upstairs and that can be a pretty scary place to
and that can be a pretty scary place to
and that can be a pretty scary place to navigate you could saved just one
navigate you could saved just one
navigate you could saved just one superhero fail means you’re dealing with
superhero fail means you’re dealing with
superhero fail means you’re dealing with some tough stuff and a couple more
some tough stuff and a couple more
some tough stuff and a couple more incidents can make you sick in the head
incidents can make you sick in the head
incidents can make you sick in the head then before you know it poof you’re a
then before you know it poof you’re a
then before you know it poof you’re a supervillain oops I knew you couldn’t do
supervillain oops I knew you couldn’t do
supervillain oops I knew you couldn’t do it even when you have nothing to lose
it even when you have nothing to lose
it even when you have nothing to lose you’re weak and I’ve outgrown you number
you’re weak and I’ve outgrown you number
you’re weak and I’ve outgrown you number two your parents are dead you’re gonna
two your parents are dead you’re gonna
two your parents are dead you’re gonna pay what you did to my dad you are dead
pay what you did to my dad you are dead
pay what you did to my dad you are dead look my dad with a bazooka there’s
look my dad with a bazooka there’s
look my dad with a bazooka there’s criteria for being a superhero and one
criteria for being a superhero and one
criteria for being a superhero and one of the unofficial rules is that your
of the unofficial rules is that your
of the unofficial rules is that your parents must have experienced an awful
parents must have experienced an awful
parents must have experienced an awful death this is called an origin story
death this is called an origin story
death this is called an origin story people are there exceptions well sure
people are there exceptions well sure
people are there exceptions well sure but most a level superheroes have some
but most a level superheroes have some
but most a level superheroes have some sort of personal tragedy to deal with
sort of personal tragedy to deal with
sort of personal tragedy to deal with and who do traumatized superheroes pal
and who do traumatized superheroes pal
and who do traumatized superheroes pal around with usually other superheroes
around with usually other superheroes
around with usually other superheroes who also have had to deal with this
who also have had to deal with this
who also have had to deal with this trauma and a lot of them really don’t
trauma and a lot of them really don’t
trauma and a lot of them really don’t like to talk about all the stuff that
like to talk about all the stuff that
like to talk about all the stuff that made them who they are makes for some
made them who they are makes for some
made them who they are makes for some pretty messed up relationships I tell
pretty messed up relationships I tell
pretty messed up relationships I tell you Plus when all that is said in Donnie
you Plus when all that is said in Donnie
you Plus when all that is said in Donnie would be just plain weird of a superhero
would be just plain weird of a superhero
would be just plain weird of a superhero didn’t have an emotionally devastating
didn’t have an emotionally devastating
didn’t have an emotionally devastating backstory it’s you know it’s just one of
backstory it’s you know it’s just one of
backstory it’s you know it’s just one of the rules I let my father die
the rules I let my father die
the rules I let my father die because I trusted because he was
because I trusted because he was
because I trusted because he was convinced that I had to wait at the
convinced that I had to wait at the
convinced that I had to wait at the world is not ready before we unveil our
world is not ready before we unveil our
world is not ready before we unveil our topic here are a few honorable mentions
topic here are a few honorable mentions
topic here are a few honorable mentions mister sense we didn’t ask to be saved
mister sense we didn’t ask to be saved
mister sense we didn’t ask to be saved mr. Sandt we didn’t want to be saved and
mr. Sandt we didn’t want to be saved and
mr. Sandt we didn’t want to be saved and the injury received from mr. Incredibles
the injury received from mr. Incredibles
the injury received from mr. Incredibles action so called quarter same day we
action so called quarter same day we
action so called quarter same day we played I saved your life sir the
played I saved your life sir the
played I saved your life sir the telephone
telephone
telephone I’m afraid my protocols are being
I’m afraid my protocols are being
I’m afraid my protocols are being overridden We Need to Talk you have
overridden We Need to Talk you have
overridden We Need to Talk you have reached the life model decoy of Tony
reached the life model decoy of Tony
reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark please leave a message
Stark please leave a message
Stark please leave a message hey I’m sorry I’m running a bit late I
hey I’m sorry I’m running a bit late I
hey I’m sorry I’m running a bit late I got stuck in some traffic number one
got stuck in some traffic number one
got stuck in some traffic number one your friends and family are always
your friends and family are always
your friends and family are always targeted captured or killed this is why
targeted captured or killed this is why
targeted captured or killed this is why Only Fools are heroes because you never
Only Fools are heroes because you never
Only Fools are heroes because you never know when some lunatic will come along
know when some lunatic will come along
know when some lunatic will come along with the sadistic choice a superhero can
with the sadistic choice a superhero can
with the sadistic choice a superhero can never rest easy even when the day’s work
never rest easy even when the day’s work
never rest easy even when the day’s work is done obviously someone is always
is done obviously someone is always
is done obviously someone is always plotting to hurt you and what better way
plotting to hurt you and what better way
plotting to hurt you and what better way than by taking the head of your closest
than by taking the head of your closest
than by taking the head of your closest friend I think you won’t fight fight
friend I think you won’t fight fight
friend I think you won’t fight fight fight for that special lady in your life
fight for that special lady in your life
fight for that special lady in your life she’s safe on the ground how about you
she’s safe on the ground how about you
she’s safe on the ground how about you close but I am NOT talking about Lois
close but I am NOT talking about Lois
close but I am NOT talking about Lois every boy’s special lady is his mother
every boy’s special lady is his mother
every boy’s special lady is his mother that’s the big reason why superheroes
that’s the big reason why superheroes
that’s the big reason why superheroes have secret identities and guard them so
have secret identities and guard them so
have secret identities and guard them so fiercely if a villain doesn’t know who
fiercely if a villain doesn’t know who
fiercely if a villain doesn’t know who you really are then he doesn’t know
you really are then he doesn’t know
you really are then he doesn’t know exactly who your loved ones are of
exactly who your loved ones are of
exactly who your loved ones are of course that doesn’t help the people who
course that doesn’t help the people who
course that doesn’t help the people who have public relationships with you in
have public relationships with you in
have public relationships with you in your superhero identity please don’t
your superhero identity please don’t
your superhero identity please don’t worry baby let me get you out of that
worry baby let me get you out of that
worry baby let me get you out of that shit box and just when you think that
shit box and just when you think that
shit box and just when you think that life will calm down a bit you’re
life will calm down a bit you’re
life will calm down a bit you’re shackled up in a super villain dungeon
shackled up in a super villain dungeon
shackled up in a super villain dungeon forced to defend your actions – you’re
forced to defend your actions – you’re
forced to defend your actions – you’re disappointed crew who are now screwed
disappointed crew who are now screwed
disappointed crew who are now screwed because of your superhero fail hey hey
because of your superhero fail hey hey
because of your superhero fail hey hey do you agree with our selections what do
do you agree with our selections what do
do you agree with our selections what do you think would suck about being a
you think would suck about being a
you think would suck about being a superhero I’ll give you 200 bucks for
superhero I’ll give you 200 bucks for
superhero I’ll give you 200 bucks for all that seems a little low for more
all that seems a little low for more
all that seems a little low for more mind-blowing top 10s published every day
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