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Top 10 Texas Embarrassments


as we’re often told don’t mess with

as we’re often told don’t mess with Texas and by the end of this countdown

Texas and by the end of this countdown

Texas and by the end of this countdown you really won’t want to I’m not ashamed

you really won’t want to I’m not ashamed

you really won’t want to I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian but you

to admit that I’m a Christian but you

to admit that I’m a Christian but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday

don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday

don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there’s something wrong in

to know that there’s something wrong in

to know that there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly

this country when gays can serve openly

this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t

in the military but our kids can’t

in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in

openly celebrate Christmas or pray in

openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school welcome to watchmojo.com and

school welcome to watchmojo.com and

school welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for

today we’re counting down our picks for

today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 Texas embarrassments I know

the top 10 Texas embarrassments I know

the top 10 Texas embarrassments I know these guys should be carrying guns on

these guys should be carrying guns on

these guys should be carrying guns on campus the guys who lose it because you

campus the guys who lose it because you

campus the guys who lose it because you carried a dildo around for this list

carried a dildo around for this list

carried a dildo around for this list we’ve looked at the worst stories and

we’ve looked at the worst stories and

we’ve looked at the worst stories and scandals to have come out of Texas there

scandals to have come out of Texas there

scandals to have come out of Texas there are a lot to choose from they raised

are a lot to choose from they raised

are a lot to choose from they raised their hands and said I don’t accept

their hands and said I don’t accept

their hands and said I don’t accept science I’m I want to promote ignorance

science I’m I want to promote ignorance

science I’m I want to promote ignorance number-10 wrongful execution do you

number-10 wrongful execution do you

number-10 wrongful execution do you believe that the state of Texas executed

believe that the state of Texas executed

believe that the state of Texas executed an innocent man I do I do

an innocent man I do I do

an innocent man I do I do first of all Texas is the u.s. national

first of all Texas is the u.s. national

first of all Texas is the u.s. national leader when it comes to administering

leader when it comes to administering

leader when it comes to administering the death penalty in the 30 years since

the death penalty in the 30 years since

the death penalty in the 30 years since a Supreme Court reinstated capital

a Supreme Court reinstated capital

a Supreme Court reinstated capital punishment no state has executed more

punishment no state has executed more

punishment no state has executed more people than Texas since 1982 over 530

people than Texas since 1982 over 530

people than Texas since 1982 over 530 people have been executed by the state

people have been executed by the state

people have been executed by the state as Texas continually tops the annual

as Texas continually tops the annual

as Texas continually tops the annual charts however what’s even more shocking

charts however what’s even more shocking

charts however what’s even more shocking is the state’s reputation for wrongful

is the state’s reputation for wrongful

is the state’s reputation for wrongful execution it bothers me it bothers me

execution it bothers me it bothers me

execution it bothers me it bothers me right now that a wrong man got put to

right now that a wrong man got put to

right now that a wrong man got put to death the cases of Carlos DeLuna and

death the cases of Carlos DeLuna and

death the cases of Carlos DeLuna and Cameron Todd Willingham have been

Cameron Todd Willingham have been

Cameron Todd Willingham have been especially cast into doubt in recent

especially cast into doubt in recent

especially cast into doubt in recent years there is absolutely no evidence of

years there is absolutely no evidence of

years there is absolutely no evidence of arson or that a crime ever occurred but

arson or that a crime ever occurred but

arson or that a crime ever occurred but critics believe those to be just the tip

critics believe those to be just the tip

critics believe those to be just the tip of a Texan iceberg when it comes to

of a Texan iceberg when it comes to

of a Texan iceberg when it comes to killing innocent people your state has

killing innocent people your state has

killing innocent people your state has executed 234 death row inmates more than

executed 234 death row inmates more than

executed 234 death row inmates more than any other governor in modern times have

any other governor in modern times have

any other governor in modern times have you

you

you have you struggled to sleep at night

have you struggled to sleep at night

have you struggled to sleep at night with the idea that any one of those

with the idea that any one of those

with the idea that any one of those might have been innocent no sir I’ve

might have been innocent no sir I’ve

might have been innocent no sir I’ve never struggled with that at all number

never struggled with that at all number

never struggled with that at all number nine the Muslim invasion this is not a

nine the Muslim invasion this is not a

nine the Muslim invasion this is not a moneymaker for the city of Farmersville

moneymaker for the city of Farmersville

moneymaker for the city of Farmersville so regardless of whether you like my

so regardless of whether you like my

so regardless of whether you like my racial tolerance isn’t something anyone

racial tolerance isn’t something anyone

racial tolerance isn’t something anyone would immediately associate with Texas

would immediately associate with Texas

would immediately associate with Texas but that stereotype reached ridiculous

but that stereotype reached ridiculous

but that stereotype reached ridiculous heights in 2015 after residents of the

heights in 2015 after residents of the

heights in 2015 after residents of the Texan town Farmersville believed they

Texan town Farmersville believed they

Texan town Farmersville believed they were on the edge of a Muslim invasion I

were on the edge of a Muslim invasion I

were on the edge of a Muslim invasion I believe I’m a Watchmen on the wall

believe I’m a Watchmen on the wall

believe I’m a Watchmen on the wall Ezekiel 33 see the incoming danger

Ezekiel 33 see the incoming danger

Ezekiel 33 see the incoming danger hysteria erupted over plans to build an

hysteria erupted over plans to build an

hysteria erupted over plans to build an Islamic Cemetery on the outskirts of

Islamic Cemetery on the outskirts of

Islamic Cemetery on the outskirts of town a move that prompted many to

town a move that prompted many to

town a move that prompted many to protest at local community meetings in

protest at local community meetings in

protest at local community meetings in fear of the Muslim population gaining

fear of the Muslim population gaining

fear of the Muslim population gaining too great an influence in the area I say

too great an influence in the area I say

too great an influence in the area I say the expansion of Islam is going on all

the expansion of Islam is going on all

the expansion of Islam is going on all over the world now it’s come to my home

over the world now it’s come to my home

over the world now it’s come to my home town religious minorities just don’t

town religious minorities just don’t

town religious minorities just don’t stand a chance in Texas even when

stand a chance in Texas even when

stand a chance in Texas even when they’ve died every place y’all be y’all

they’ve died every place y’all be y’all

they’ve died every place y’all be y’all have caused some kind of controversy in

have caused some kind of controversy in

have caused some kind of controversy in the schools and the government let y’all

the schools and the government let y’all

the schools and the government let y’all have y’all’s wedding well it’s not going

have y’all’s wedding well it’s not going

have y’all’s wedding well it’s not going to happen in Farmersville number eight

to happen in Farmersville number eight

to happen in Farmersville number eight the abortion issue all of the states 19

the abortion issue all of the states 19

the abortion issue all of the states 19 abortion facilities will remain open for

abortion facilities will remain open for

abortion facilities will remain open for now the Supreme Court’s decision to

now the Supreme Court’s decision to

now the Supreme Court’s decision to temporarily halt implementation of a

temporarily halt implementation of a

temporarily halt implementation of a Texas abortion law top Shore Texas

Texas abortion law top Shore Texas

Texas abortion law top Shore Texas political roundup Texas state abortion

political roundup Texas state abortion

political roundup Texas state abortion laws have caused enough controversy

laws have caused enough controversy

laws have caused enough controversy within recent years to require regular

within recent years to require regular

within recent years to require regular Supreme Court involvement in general

Supreme Court involvement in general

Supreme Court involvement in general it’s more difficult to get an abortion

it’s more difficult to get an abortion

it’s more difficult to get an abortion in Texas than anywhere else in the US

in Texas than anywhere else in the US

in Texas than anywhere else in the US they have made abortions so difficult to

they have made abortions so difficult to

they have made abortions so difficult to get in the state that a number of

get in the state that a number of

get in the state that a number of clinics have shut down and it’s getting

clinics have shut down and it’s getting

clinics have shut down and it’s getting steadily harder as well abortion clinics

steadily harder as well abortion clinics

steadily harder as well abortion clinics have been systematically shut down by

have been systematically shut down by

have been systematically shut down by authorities especially since heavy

authorities especially since heavy

authorities especially since heavy restrictions were passed by the Texas

restrictions were passed by the Texas

restrictions were passed by the Texas Legislature in 2013 so in some cases

Legislature in 2013 so in some cases

Legislature in 2013 so in some cases women had to wait nearly a month to be

women had to wait nearly a month to be

women had to wait nearly a month to be seen and others clinics had to turn

seen and others clinics had to turn

seen and others clinics had to turn women away since they had no available

women away since they had no available

women away since they had no available appointment slots open as of October

appointment slots open as of October

appointment slots open as of October 2015

2015

2015 abortion opponents are still trying to

abortion opponents are still trying to

abortion opponents are still trying to push through a ruling that could result

push through a ruling that could result

push through a ruling that could result in there being less than 10 clinics open

in there being less than 10 clinics open

in there being less than 10 clinics open across the

across the

across the higher state when we’re dealing with a

higher state when we’re dealing with a

higher state when we’re dealing with a decision that’s going to impact multiple

decision that’s going to impact multiple

decision that’s going to impact multiple lives the minor obviously the unborn the

lives the minor obviously the unborn the

lives the minor obviously the unborn the physician that’s asked to perform to

physician that’s asked to perform to

physician that’s asked to perform to bypass and the judiciary that’s going to

bypass and the judiciary that’s going to

bypass and the judiciary that’s going to grant that bypass I don’t know that the

grant that bypass I don’t know that the

grant that bypass I don’t know that the standard can really be too high number

standard can really be too high number

standard can really be too high number seven campaign for creationism God made

seven campaign for creationism God made

seven campaign for creationism God made us in His image and so to say that man

us in His image and so to say that man

us in His image and so to say that man is ilysm animal and God created man in

is ilysm animal and God created man in

is ilysm animal and God created man in his own image so does one come back and

his own image so does one come back and

his own image so does one come back and say are you saying God is nothing more

say are you saying God is nothing more

say are you saying God is nothing more than an animal while most religious

than an animal while most religious

than an animal while most religious beliefs are all but outlawed in Texas

beliefs are all but outlawed in Texas

beliefs are all but outlawed in Texas creationism is always threatening a

creationism is always threatening a

creationism is always threatening a comeback in 2013 all four of the state’s

comeback in 2013 all four of the state’s

comeback in 2013 all four of the state’s Republican candidates for lieutenant

Republican candidates for lieutenant

Republican candidates for lieutenant governor were of the opinion that

governor were of the opinion that

governor were of the opinion that creationism should be reinstated as an

creationism should be reinstated as an

creationism should be reinstated as an educational necessity so all four of

educational necessity so all four of

educational necessity so all four of them said we ought to put creationism in

them said we ought to put creationism in

them said we ought to put creationism in science class a school of thought that

science class a school of thought that

science class a school of thought that asks its believers to dispel the theory

asks its believers to dispel the theory

asks its believers to dispel the theory of evolution as some sort of myth it

of evolution as some sort of myth it

of evolution as some sort of myth it understands the book of Genesis on a

understands the book of Genesis on a

understands the book of Genesis on a literal level people see dinosaurs and

literal level people see dinosaurs and

literal level people see dinosaurs and people together which is very different

people together which is very different

people together which is very different to the idea of the evolutionists to say

to the idea of the evolutionists to say

to the idea of the evolutionists to say dinosaurs died out there are 70 million

dinosaurs died out there are 70 million

dinosaurs died out there are 70 million years ago or so and so they didn’t live

years ago or so and so they didn’t live

years ago or so and so they didn’t live with humans and it’s long been deemed

with humans and it’s long been deemed

with humans and it’s long been deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court

unconstitutional by the Supreme Court

unconstitutional by the Supreme Court good job Texas you’re over 27 years

good job Texas you’re over 27 years

good job Texas you’re over 27 years behind everybody else when textbook

behind everybody else when textbook

behind everybody else when textbook publishers write a textbook for Texas

publishers write a textbook for Texas

publishers write a textbook for Texas they sell it all over the country so if

they sell it all over the country so if

they sell it all over the country so if Texas compromises its science textbooks

Texas compromises its science textbooks

Texas compromises its science textbooks that will compromise science textbooks

that will compromise science textbooks

that will compromise science textbooks everywhere else number six

everywhere else number six

everywhere else number six Rick Perry’s hunting ranch told the

Rick Perry’s hunting ranch told the

Rick Perry’s hunting ranch told the story without saying the name bullshit

story without saying the name bullshit

story without saying the name bullshit you say that n-word n-word head rant

you say that n-word n-word head rant

you say that n-word n-word head rant something like that of course one of the

something like that of course one of the

something like that of course one of the main men behind recently questionable

main men behind recently questionable

main men behind recently questionable Texas law is former Governor Rick Perry

Texas law is former Governor Rick Perry

Texas law is former Governor Rick Perry and I will tell you it’s three agencies

and I will tell you it’s three agencies

and I will tell you it’s three agencies of government when I get there that are

of government when I get there that are

of government when I get there that are gone commerce education and the what’s

gone commerce education and the what’s

gone commerce education and the what’s the third one there let’s say but Perry

the third one there let’s say but Perry

the third one there let’s say but Perry was himself the subject of shameful

was himself the subject of shameful

was himself the subject of shameful headlines in 2011 after the Washington

headlines in 2011 after the Washington

headlines in 2011 after the Washington Post ran with a story surrounding the

Post ran with a story surrounding the

Post ran with a story surrounding the Perry family hunting camp Perry’s family

Perry family hunting camp Perry’s family

Perry family hunting camp Perry’s family ranch where the presidential hopeful was

ranch where the presidential hopeful was

ranch where the presidential hopeful was hunted with family and friends into

hunted with family and friends into

hunted with family and friends into which he has invited lawmakers has a

which he has invited lawmakers has a

which he has invited lawmakers has a name and that name isn’t

name and that name isn’t

name and that name isn’t at least by the parries since 1983 the

at least by the parries since 1983 the

at least by the parries since 1983 the ranch had once had a racially offensive

ranch had once had a racially offensive

ranch had once had a racially offensive name which had been proudly emblazoned

name which had been proudly emblazoned

name which had been proudly emblazoned across a rock face upon which was

across a rock face upon which was

across a rock face upon which was painted a derogatory epithet for an

painted a derogatory epithet for an

painted a derogatory epithet for an african-american I’m sorry I nodded off

african-american I’m sorry I nodded off

african-american I’m sorry I nodded off while you were out the Perry’s claimed

while you were out the Perry’s claimed

while you were out the Perry’s claimed that the rock was painted over

that the rock was painted over

that the rock was painted over immediately upon their arrival at the

immediately upon their arrival at the

immediately upon their arrival at the camp but other witnesses claimed

camp but other witnesses claimed

camp but other witnesses claimed differently it was there for decades and

differently it was there for decades and

differently it was there for decades and the Washington Post talked to over two

the Washington Post talked to over two

the Washington Post talked to over two dozen people who had seen it

dozen people who had seen it

dozen people who had seen it number five ridiculous Texas laws we’ve

number five ridiculous Texas laws we’ve

number five ridiculous Texas laws we’ve already covered abortion education and

already covered abortion education and

already covered abortion education and the death penalty but Texas is ludicrous

the death penalty but Texas is ludicrous

the death penalty but Texas is ludicrous lawmaking extends further still in Texas

lawmaking extends further still in Texas

lawmaking extends further still in Texas you can only hold office if you

you can only hold office if you

you can only hold office if you officially acknowledge a Supreme Being

officially acknowledge a Supreme Being

officially acknowledge a Supreme Being faith made America strong it can make

faith made America strong it can make

faith made America strong it can make her strong again prior to 2008 one was

her strong again prior to 2008 one was

her strong again prior to 2008 one was able to own five sex toys but it was

able to own five sex toys but it was

able to own five sex toys but it was illegal to own six the way that they’ve

illegal to own six the way that they’ve

illegal to own six the way that they’ve been protesting this new law is they

been protesting this new law is they

been protesting this new law is they show up to the campuses carrying massive

show up to the campuses carrying massive

show up to the campuses carrying massive multicolored dildos and in probably the

multicolored dildos and in probably the

multicolored dildos and in probably the state’s most outdated stance Texas is

state’s most outdated stance Texas is

state’s most outdated stance Texas is still resisting same-sex marriage laws

still resisting same-sex marriage laws

still resisting same-sex marriage laws despite it being made legal in 2015 by

despite it being made legal in 2015 by

despite it being made legal in 2015 by the US Supreme Court but other clerk’s

the US Supreme Court but other clerk’s

the US Supreme Court but other clerk’s offices across the state were not ready

offices across the state were not ready

offices across the state were not ready this map shows those offices in Central

this map shows those offices in Central

this map shows those offices in Central Texas which have not issued any licenses

Texas which have not issued any licenses

Texas which have not issued any licenses to gay or lesbian couples number four

to gay or lesbian couples number four

to gay or lesbian couples number four Jade helm 15 there’s like you’re

Jade helm 15 there’s like you’re

Jade helm 15 there’s like you’re expressing it legitimizes those

expressing it legitimizes those

expressing it legitimizes those Frenchie’s know what we’re what we’re

Frenchie’s know what we’re what we’re

Frenchie’s know what we’re what we’re playing a pivotal role of government and

playing a pivotal role of government and

playing a pivotal role of government and that is to provide information unto

that is to provide information unto

that is to provide information unto people have questions in terms of Texas

people have questions in terms of Texas

people have questions in terms of Texas sensationalism there’s nothing bigger

sensationalism there’s nothing bigger

sensationalism there’s nothing bigger better or more brilliantly dumb than the

better or more brilliantly dumb than the

better or more brilliantly dumb than the Jade helm saga Jade helm 15 was a

Jade helm saga Jade helm 15 was a

Jade helm saga Jade helm 15 was a large-scale military training operation

large-scale military training operation

large-scale military training operation conducted in part in Texas

conducted in part in Texas

conducted in part in Texas it had its critics nationwide some

it had its critics nationwide some

it had its critics nationwide some branding the whole thing as political

branding the whole thing as political

branding the whole thing as political paranoia some trainings even involve the

paranoia some trainings even involve the

paranoia some trainings even involve the special ops blending in with civilians

special ops blending in with civilians

special ops blending in with civilians however in Texas the paranoia superseded

however in Texas the paranoia superseded

however in Texas the paranoia superseded any acceptable levels as the media and

any acceptable levels as the media and

any acceptable levels as the media and leading politicians argued the Jay

leading politicians argued the Jay

leading politicians argued the Jay helm was the first step in an Obama led

helm was the first step in an Obama led

helm was the first step in an Obama led invasion meaning to forcefully take over

invasion meaning to forcefully take over

invasion meaning to forcefully take over Texas once and for all today governor

Texas once and for all today governor

Texas once and for all today governor Greg Abbott is choosing to assign the

Greg Abbott is choosing to assign the

Greg Abbott is choosing to assign the Texas State Guard to monitor the

Texas State Guard to monitor the

Texas State Guard to monitor the operation number three the Waco Siege it

operation number three the Waco Siege it

operation number three the Waco Siege it appears tonight that David Koresh who

appears tonight that David Koresh who

appears tonight that David Koresh who believed that he was the son of God

believed that he was the son of God

believed that he was the son of God parish today in a setting that closely

parish today in a setting that closely

parish today in a setting that closely resembled hell and apparently he took

resembled hell and apparently he took

resembled hell and apparently he took more than 85 of his followers with him

more than 85 of his followers with him

more than 85 of his followers with him everything about our next entry is an

everything about our next entry is an

everything about our next entry is an embarrassment David Koresh and his

embarrassment David Koresh and his

embarrassment David Koresh and his Branch Davidian religious sect are

Branch Davidian religious sect are

Branch Davidian religious sect are exactly the stereotype of cult insanity

exactly the stereotype of cult insanity

exactly the stereotype of cult insanity you can’t point guns but in the

you can’t point guns but in the

you can’t point guns but in the direction of my wives and my kids damn

direction of my wives and my kids damn

direction of my wives and my kids damn it I’ll meet you to door any time

it I’ll meet you to door any time

it I’ll meet you to door any time god-fearing gun wielding and sexually

god-fearing gun wielding and sexually

god-fearing gun wielding and sexually stunted the feds believe Koresh was

stunted the feds believe Koresh was

stunted the feds believe Koresh was illegally converting semi-automatic

illegally converting semi-automatic

illegally converting semi-automatic ar-15s like this one into the fully

ar-15s like this one into the fully

ar-15s like this one into the fully automatic machine guns soldiers use it’s

automatic machine guns soldiers use it’s

automatic machine guns soldiers use it’s no wonder they found themselves under

no wonder they found themselves under

no wonder they found themselves under investigation however that investigation

investigation however that investigation

investigation however that investigation was hardly carried out especially

was hardly carried out especially

was hardly carried out especially effectively on February 28 1993 a nun to

effectively on February 28 1993 a nun to

effectively on February 28 1993 a nun to secret raid took place on a Branch

secret raid took place on a Branch

secret raid took place on a Branch Davidian compound just outside of Waco

Davidian compound just outside of Waco

Davidian compound just outside of Waco Texas a gunfight followed then a 51-day

Texas a gunfight followed then a 51-day

Texas a gunfight followed then a 51-day standoff culminating in a massive fire

standoff culminating in a massive fire

standoff culminating in a massive fire each side blames the other for firing

each side blames the other for firing

each side blames the other for firing first in all over 80 people died and

first in all over 80 people died and

first in all over 80 people died and America as a nation shook its head we

America as a nation shook its head we

America as a nation shook its head we made the best judgment we could based on

made the best judgment we could based on

made the best judgment we could based on what we thought was non-lethal force

what we thought was non-lethal force

what we thought was non-lethal force number two secession the fact of the

number two secession the fact of the

number two secession the fact of the matter is is that there cannot be a

matter is is that there cannot be a

matter is is that there cannot be a union between those who esteem the

union between those who esteem the

union between those who esteem the principles of Karl Marx over the

principles of Karl Marx over the

principles of Karl Marx over the principles of Thomas Jefferson ever

principles of Thomas Jefferson ever

principles of Thomas Jefferson ever since the American Civil War

since the American Civil War

since the American Civil War Texas has fashioned itself separately

Texas has fashioned itself separately

Texas has fashioned itself separately from the rest of the US and since the

from the rest of the US and since the

from the rest of the US and since the 1990s efforts geared towards the session

1990s efforts geared towards the session

1990s efforts geared towards the session have picked up pace as I speak and

have picked up pace as I speak and

have picked up pace as I speak and deliver this message to you the United

deliver this message to you the United

deliver this message to you the United States in and of itself is dissolving

States in and of itself is dissolving

States in and of itself is dissolving this is the dissolution of an empire

this is the dissolution of an empire

this is the dissolution of an empire much like what we saw with the collapse

much like what we saw with the collapse

much like what we saw with the collapse of the USSR and the Soviet Union in the

of the USSR and the Soviet Union in the

of the USSR and the Soviet Union in the 90s

90s

90s the Republic of Texas organization

the Republic of Texas organization

the Republic of Texas organization claimed its state was being held captive

claimed its state was being held captive

claimed its state was being held captive by the United States a number of people

by the United States a number of people

by the United States a number of people got together and said you know what if

got together and said you know what if

got together and said you know what if the land is still ours and if there’s a

the land is still ours and if there’s a

the land is still ours and if there’s a perpetual treaty that says we are a

perpetual treaty that says we are a

perpetual treaty that says we are a nation let’s just be a nation the Texas

nation let’s just be a nation the Texas

nation let’s just be a nation the Texas nationalist movement carried the fight

nationalist movement carried the fight

nationalist movement carried the fight into the 21st century and after the 2012

into the 21st century and after the 2012

into the 21st century and after the 2012 election an online petition in favor of

election an online petition in favor of

election an online petition in favor of secession garnered 125,000 signatures

secession garnered 125,000 signatures

secession garnered 125,000 signatures ideally what we would like to see is the

ideally what we would like to see is the

ideally what we would like to see is the legislature put it to a non-binding

legislature put it to a non-binding

legislature put it to a non-binding referendum so that the people of Texas

referendum so that the people of Texas

referendum so that the people of Texas could express their will on this issue

could express their will on this issue

could express their will on this issue before we unveil our number one pick

before we unveil our number one pick

before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions

here are some honorable mentions

here are some honorable mentions but I made a Clark it was really easy I

but I made a Clark it was really easy I

but I made a Clark it was really easy I wanted to show her something small at

wanted to show her something small at

wanted to show her something small at first but it took a wrong point of Indy

first but it took a wrong point of Indy

first but it took a wrong point of Indy saw it was a bomb so I got arrested for

saw it was a bomb so I got arrested for

saw it was a bomb so I got arrested for a hoax bomb well history proved to be a

a hoax bomb well history proved to be a

a hoax bomb well history proved to be a little inconvenient so they left out

little inconvenient so they left out

little inconvenient so they left out things such as Jim Crow laws I thought

things such as Jim Crow laws I thought

things such as Jim Crow laws I thought was fairly significant in this country

was fairly significant in this country

was fairly significant in this country there’s no mention of the Ku Klux Klan

there’s no mention of the Ku Klux Klan

there’s no mention of the Ku Klux Klan at all and the Civil War has been

at all and the Civil War has been

at all and the Civil War has been rewritten a little bit the town may be

rewritten a little bit the town may be

rewritten a little bit the town may be the last to issue marriage licenses to

the last to issue marriage licenses to

the last to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples it’s one man and one

same-sex couples it’s one man and one

same-sex couples it’s one man and one woman that is how marriage should be

woman that is how marriage should be

woman that is how marriage should be number one john f kennedy’s

number one john f kennedy’s

number one john f kennedy’s assassination easily the biggest black

assassination easily the biggest black

assassination easily the biggest black mark on recent texan history the JFK

mark on recent texan history the JFK

mark on recent texan history the JFK assassination was one of the major

assassination was one of the major

assassination was one of the major events of the 20th century and it all

events of the 20th century and it all

events of the 20th century and it all happened in Dealey Plaza Dallas John F

happened in Dealey Plaza Dallas John F

happened in Dealey Plaza Dallas John F Kennedy had been traveling in a

Kennedy had been traveling in a

Kennedy had been traveling in a presidential motorcade through the city

presidential motorcade through the city

presidential motorcade through the city when he was fatally wounded we just have

when he was fatally wounded we just have

when he was fatally wounded we just have a report from our correspondent Dan

a report from our correspondent Dan

a report from our correspondent Dan Rather in Dallas that he has confirmed

Rather in Dallas that he has confirmed

Rather in Dallas that he has confirmed that President Kennedy is dead massive

that President Kennedy is dead massive

that President Kennedy is dead massive conspiracy theories concerning

conspiracy theories concerning

conspiracy theories concerning governmental cover-ups have since

governmental cover-ups have since

governmental cover-ups have since emerged but for Texas pardon the

emerged but for Texas pardon the

emerged but for Texas pardon the proceedings will never change Texas will

proceedings will never change Texas will

proceedings will never change Texas will always be the state within which someone

always be the state within which someone

always be the state within which someone shot the president as far as American

shot the president as far as American

shot the president as far as American reputations go it doesn’t get much worse

reputations go it doesn’t get much worse

reputations go it doesn’t get much worse than that do you agree with our list

than that do you agree with our list

than that do you agree with our list which Texan embarrassment did we

which Texan embarrassment did we

which Texan embarrassment did we overlook for more shameful top 10s

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to watchmojo.com you know Texas has a long tradition of

you know Texas has a long tradition of

you know Texas has a long tradition of supporting our troops and I don’t think

supporting our troops and I don’t think

supporting our troops and I don’t think this will be any different

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