the world is full of stupid conversations yes no to get to the other
conversations yes no to get to the other
conversations yes no to get to the other side but some of these take the game
side but some of these take the game
side but some of these take the game point seven seven two four five I don’t
point seven seven two four five I don’t
point seven seven two four five I don’t want to know what the square root guy is
want to know what the square root guy is
want to know what the square root guy is he knew that welcome to watchmojo.com
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and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
for the top ten
for the top ten terrible movie dialogues for this list
terrible movie dialogues for this list
terrible movie dialogues for this list we’re taking a look at dialogue between
we’re taking a look at dialogue between
we’re taking a look at dialogue between two or more characters that has
two or more characters that has
two or more characters that has displayed some of the worst writing and
displayed some of the worst writing and
displayed some of the worst writing and horrible delivery ever captured on film
horrible delivery ever captured on film
horrible delivery ever captured on film it’s why is lesbians always going out by
it’s why is lesbians always going out by
it’s why is lesbians always going out by him spending all that dough on like you
him spending all that dough on like you
him spending all that dough on like you know sexual appliances erotic monkey
know sexual appliances erotic monkey
know sexual appliances erotic monkey wrenches and shit trying to compensate
wrenches and shit trying to compensate
wrenches and shit trying to compensate what they don’t have that I get penis
what they don’t have that I get penis
what they don’t have that I get penis number ten the observation plan 9 from
number ten the observation plan 9 from
number ten the observation plan 9 from outer space greetings my friend we are
outer space greetings my friend we are
outer space greetings my friend we are all interested in the future for that is
all interested in the future for that is
all interested in the future for that is where you and I are going to spend the
where you and I are going to spend the
where you and I are going to spend the rest of all our edge in this film aliens
rest of all our edge in this film aliens
rest of all our edge in this film aliens are planning to raise the dead and
are planning to raise the dead and
are planning to raise the dead and unleash a horde of zombies upon the
unleash a horde of zombies upon the
unleash a horde of zombies upon the earth the entire movie is awash in
earth the entire movie is awash in
earth the entire movie is awash in nonsensical dialogue and wacky plot
nonsensical dialogue and wacky plot
nonsensical dialogue and wacky plot points what do you think will be the
points what do you think will be the
points what do you think will be the next obstacle the earth people will put
next obstacle the earth people will put
next obstacle the earth people will put in our way well as long as they can
in our way well as long as they can
in our way well as long as they can think we’ll have our problems but those
think we’ll have our problems but those
think we’ll have our problems but those whom were using could not think they are
whom were using could not think they are
whom were using could not think they are the dead brought to assimilated life by
the dead brought to assimilated life by
the dead brought to assimilated life by our electrode guns but some scenes stand
our electrode guns but some scenes stand
our electrode guns but some scenes stand out more than others
out more than others
out more than others take this scene for example where one of
take this scene for example where one of
take this scene for example where one of the main characters discusses his fear
the main characters discusses his fear
the main characters discusses his fear of the unknown with his wife on their
of the unknown with his wife on their
of the unknown with his wife on their front porch all forget about the flying
front porch all forget about the flying
front porch all forget about the flying saucers they are up there but there’s
saucers they are up there but there’s
saucers they are up there but there’s something in that cemetery and that’s
something in that cemetery and that’s
something in that cemetery and that’s too close for comfort
too close for comfort
too close for comfort the sauces are up there and the
the sauces are up there and the
the sauces are up there and the cemetery’s out there but I’ll be locked
cemetery’s out there but I’ll be locked
cemetery’s out there but I’ll be locked up in there
up in there
up in there number nine something stinks GI Jane
number nine something stinks GI Jane
number nine something stinks GI Jane well this will be a toot Demi Moore is
well this will be a toot Demi Moore is
well this will be a toot Demi Moore is trying to make it as a pseudo Navy SEAL
trying to make it as a pseudo Navy SEAL
trying to make it as a pseudo Navy SEAL in training fighting for equal treatment
in training fighting for equal treatment
in training fighting for equal treatment in a male-dominated field she’s looking
in a male-dominated field she’s looking
in a male-dominated field she’s looking to survive the brutal training period
to survive the brutal training period
to survive the brutal training period without special attention no woman’s
without special attention no woman’s
without special attention no woman’s gonna last a week I don’t care who she
gonna last a week I don’t care who she
gonna last a week I don’t care who she is but when she’s given a 30-second
is but when she’s given a 30-second
is but when she’s given a 30-second allotment on a grueling obstacle course
allotment on a grueling obstacle course
allotment on a grueling obstacle course due to her gender she confronts her
due to her gender she confronts her
due to her gender she confronts her sexist commander Neil you will find and
sexist commander Neil you will find and
sexist commander Neil you will find and use them on every barrier obstacle just
use them on every barrier obstacle just
use them on every barrier obstacle just like your final I don’t want to use any
like your final I don’t want to use any
like your final I don’t want to use any staff keep your mouth shut I want to go
staff keep your mouth shut I want to go
staff keep your mouth shut I want to go through like the rest of the guy I said
through like the rest of the guy I said
through like the rest of the guy I said shut up
shut up
shut up good hold on Mia and the conversation
good hold on Mia and the conversation
good hold on Mia and the conversation turns to farts did you just have a brain
turns to farts did you just have a brain
turns to farts did you just have a brain fart I give your pardon sir did you just
fart I give your pardon sir did you just
fart I give your pardon sir did you just waltz in here and bark at your
waltz in here and bark at your
waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer
commanding officer
commanding officer if so I regard that as a bona fide brain
if so I regard that as a bona fide brain
if so I regard that as a bona fide brain fart and I resent it when people fought
fart and I resent it when people fought
fart and I resent it when people fought inside my office number eight
inside my office number eight
inside my office number eight gobble-gobble Twin Peaks fire walk with
gobble-gobble Twin Peaks fire walk with
gobble-gobble Twin Peaks fire walk with me the film adaptation of this cult
me the film adaptation of this cult
me the film adaptation of this cult classic TV show didn’t translate as well
classic TV show didn’t translate as well
classic TV show didn’t translate as well your surprise
your surprise
your surprise her name is lil as a prequel slash
her name is lil as a prequel slash
her name is lil as a prequel slash sequel there are a lot of confusing
sequel there are a lot of confusing
sequel there are a lot of confusing elements tricky twists and turns and
elements tricky twists and turns and
elements tricky twists and turns and scenes that leave us scratching our
scenes that leave us scratching our
scenes that leave us scratching our heads your behaviors not funny one
heads your behaviors not funny one
heads your behaviors not funny one notable one includes a dialogue so
notable one includes a dialogue so
notable one includes a dialogue so ridiculous it can only be expressed
ridiculous it can only be expressed
ridiculous it can only be expressed through Turkey references and foul
through Turkey references and foul
through Turkey references and foul language
number seven a little girl talk show
number seven a little girl talk show girls show time no one really expected
girls show time no one really expected
girls show time no one really expected show girls to be great
show girls to be great
show girls to be great but few expected it to be this awful
but few expected it to be this awful
but few expected it to be this awful looking to distance herself from her
looking to distance herself from her
looking to distance herself from her good girl image from Saved by the Bell
good girl image from Saved by the Bell
good girl image from Saved by the Bell elizabeth berkley strikes out as a
elizabeth berkley strikes out as a
elizabeth berkley strikes out as a stripper with a heart of glitter can i
stripper with a heart of glitter can i
stripper with a heart of glitter can i suck your tits like a piece of that you
suck your tits like a piece of that you
suck your tits like a piece of that you can’t touch me that I can touch you I’d
can’t touch me that I can touch you I’d
can’t touch me that I can touch you I’d really love to touch you she lands a job
really love to touch you she lands a job
really love to touch you she lands a job as a showgirl and is working her way up
as a showgirl and is working her way up
as a showgirl and is working her way up the naked ladder when she has an
the naked ladder when she has an
the naked ladder when she has an interesting conversation with the show’s
interesting conversation with the show’s
interesting conversation with the show’s headliner and her main adversary I like
headliner and her main adversary I like
headliner and her main adversary I like nice tits I always have how about you I
nice tits I always have how about you I
nice tits I always have how about you I like having nice tits
like having nice tits
like having nice tits daddy like Avenue
what do you mean
what do you mean you know what I mean number six family
you know what I mean number six family
you know what I mean number six family reunion Mortal Kombat annihilation I
reunion Mortal Kombat annihilation I
reunion Mortal Kombat annihilation I don’t have time for these stupid games
don’t have time for these stupid games
don’t have time for these stupid games film adaptations of video games can be
film adaptations of video games can be
film adaptations of video games can be risky it’s not good and if the horrible
risky it’s not good and if the horrible
risky it’s not good and if the horrible dialogue in Mortal Kombat annihilation
dialogue in Mortal Kombat annihilation
dialogue in Mortal Kombat annihilation is any indication can’t be acting can’t
is any indication can’t be acting can’t
is any indication can’t be acting can’t bring bad lines back from the dead
bring bad lines back from the dead
bring bad lines back from the dead select this anywhere in this scene of
select this anywhere in this scene of
select this anywhere in this scene of unintentionally hilarious dialogue
unintentionally hilarious dialogue
unintentionally hilarious dialogue katanas mother has made a sudden
katanas mother has made a sudden
katanas mother has made a sudden reappearance from the out world to start
reappearance from the out world to start
reappearance from the out world to start wreaking havoc on earth in case anyone’s
wreaking havoc on earth in case anyone’s
wreaking havoc on earth in case anyone’s confused she makes it pretty clear she’s
confused she makes it pretty clear she’s
confused she makes it pretty clear she’s gonna start with her daughter
you’re alive too bad you will die
you’re alive too bad you will die number five the ultimate tough-guy
number five the ultimate tough-guy
number five the ultimate tough-guy Roadhouse
Roadhouse
Roadhouse what’s the matter you chicken dick what
what’s the matter you chicken dick what
what’s the matter you chicken dick what are you afraid of huh me Patrick Swayze
are you afraid of huh me Patrick Swayze
are you afraid of huh me Patrick Swayze plays a mysterious bouncer with a high
plays a mysterious bouncer with a high
plays a mysterious bouncer with a high tolerance for stab wounds in this 90s
tolerance for stab wounds in this 90s
tolerance for stab wounds in this 90s classic I swear he does it just to piss
classic I swear he does it just to piss
classic I swear he does it just to piss me off
me off
me off he’s been hired to keep order and revive
he’s been hired to keep order and revive
he’s been hired to keep order and revive the image of an unruly nightclub ah
the image of an unruly nightclub ah
the image of an unruly nightclub ah terrific Opie gonna clean that place up
terrific Opie gonna clean that place up
terrific Opie gonna clean that place up when he gets into a brawl with some of
when he gets into a brawl with some of
when he gets into a brawl with some of the regulars and a few corrupt goons he
the regulars and a few corrupt goons he
the regulars and a few corrupt goons he suffers a stabbing injury to his side
suffers a stabbing injury to his side
suffers a stabbing injury to his side while seeking medical attention he
while seeking medical attention he
while seeking medical attention he coolly brushes off getting shanked in a
coolly brushes off getting shanked in a
coolly brushes off getting shanked in a nightclub chair enjoy pain
nightclub chair enjoy pain
nightclub chair enjoy pain hang on her and the ridiculous dialog
hang on her and the ridiculous dialog
hang on her and the ridiculous dialog ensues boss is you’ve got a degree from
ensues boss is you’ve got a degree from
ensues boss is you’ve got a degree from NYU what in philosophy any particular
NYU what in philosophy any particular
NYU what in philosophy any particular discipline no not really um man’s search
discipline no not really um man’s search
discipline no not really um man’s search for faith that’s sort of shit number
for faith that’s sort of shit number
for faith that’s sort of shit number four through rain and sleet and
four through rain and sleet and
four through rain and sleet and apocalypse the postman there are dogs in
apocalypse the postman there are dogs in
apocalypse the postman there are dogs in this town
this town
this town you’ll have to leash them while I’m here
you’ll have to leash them while I’m here
you’ll have to leash them while I’m here we all know that in the wake of a
we all know that in the wake of a
we all know that in the wake of a nuclear apocalypse nothing is more
nuclear apocalypse nothing is more
nuclear apocalypse nothing is more important than mail service Little Jimmy
important than mail service Little Jimmy
important than mail service Little Jimmy wants his grandpa to know that he lost a
wants his grandpa to know that he lost a
wants his grandpa to know that he lost a tooth Kevin Costner plays a renegade
tooth Kevin Costner plays a renegade
tooth Kevin Costner plays a renegade loner turned postal carrier in a world
loner turned postal carrier in a world
loner turned postal carrier in a world that’s been ravaged by a nuclear
that’s been ravaged by a nuclear
that’s been ravaged by a nuclear holocaust as humanity struggles for
holocaust as humanity struggles for
holocaust as humanity struggles for survival delivering the mail is
survival delivering the mail is
survival delivering the mail is apparently a huge deal and this exchange
apparently a huge deal and this exchange
apparently a huge deal and this exchange between Costner’s character and a sweet
between Costner’s character and a sweet
between Costner’s character and a sweet old lady is full of cheesy awfulness
old lady is full of cheesy awfulness
old lady is full of cheesy awfulness you’re a godsend Savior no I’m just
you’re a godsend Savior no I’m just
you’re a godsend Savior no I’m just the postman
I’ve been on the road a while could use
I’ve been on the road a while could use a little something to eat
a little something to eat
a little something to eat oh yes absolutely number three love and
oh yes absolutely number three love and
oh yes absolutely number three love and bloody noses Pearl Harbor a Michael Bay
bloody noses Pearl Harbor a Michael Bay
bloody noses Pearl Harbor a Michael Bay interpretation of the bombing of Pearl
interpretation of the bombing of Pearl
interpretation of the bombing of Pearl Harbor wouldn’t be complete without
Harbor wouldn’t be complete without
Harbor wouldn’t be complete without explosions and massive destruction but
explosions and massive destruction but
explosions and massive destruction but it’s mainly a story about a love
it’s mainly a story about a love
it’s mainly a story about a love triangle with world war two as the
triangle with world war two as the
triangle with world war two as the backdrop or together
I mean we are together right
I mean we are together right I don’t know where Ben Affleck and Kate
I don’t know where Ben Affleck and Kate
I don’t know where Ben Affleck and Kate Beckinsale play two of the three people
Beckinsale play two of the three people
Beckinsale play two of the three people in love with each other and in this
in love with each other and in this
in love with each other and in this scene a particularly corny dialogue you
scene a particularly corny dialogue you
scene a particularly corny dialogue you wonder how anyone was getting laid
wonder how anyone was getting laid
wonder how anyone was getting laid you are so beautiful hurts it’s your
you are so beautiful hurts it’s your
you are so beautiful hurts it’s your nose that hurts
nose that hurts
nose that hurts ah I think it’s my heart number two
ah I think it’s my heart number two
ah I think it’s my heart number two werewolves are bad business
werewolves are bad business
werewolves are bad business howling three in this Australian stand
howling three in this Australian stand
howling three in this Australian stand alone of the werewolf themed horror
alone of the werewolf themed horror
alone of the werewolf themed horror series werewolves have evolved into
series werewolves have evolved into
series werewolves have evolved into marsupials and just want to live a
marsupials and just want to live a
marsupials and just want to live a normal life okay shit I’m okay
normal life okay shit I’m okay
normal life okay shit I’m okay you may be one of them now no way it’s
you may be one of them now no way it’s
you may be one of them now no way it’s gonna take more than the but the entire
gonna take more than the but the entire
gonna take more than the but the entire movie is preposterous with a dialogue
movie is preposterous with a dialogue
movie is preposterous with a dialogue bordering on asinine in this scene a
bordering on asinine in this scene a
bordering on asinine in this scene a young female werewolf is on the lam from
young female werewolf is on the lam from
young female werewolf is on the lam from the rest of her werewolf clan for some
the rest of her werewolf clan for some
the rest of her werewolf clan for some pretty compelling reasons although the
pretty compelling reasons although the
pretty compelling reasons although the dialogue is brief the horrendous acting
dialogue is brief the horrendous acting
dialogue is brief the horrendous acting and terrible lines are breathtaking
and terrible lines are breathtaking
and terrible lines are breathtaking don’t be afraid of me my child I want to
don’t be afraid of me my child I want to
don’t be afraid of me my child I want to help you I don’t need any help you
help you I don’t need any help you
help you I don’t need any help you should not run away from home I don’t
should not run away from home I don’t
should not run away from home I don’t like home why child because my
like home why child because my
like home why child because my stepfather tried to rape me and he’s a
stepfather tried to rape me and he’s a
stepfather tried to rape me and he’s a werewolf
werewolf
werewolf before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions you’re scared but
few honorable mentions you’re scared but
few honorable mentions you’re scared but you should be cuz as the Green Berets
you should be cuz as the Green Berets
you should be cuz as the Green Berets gonna kick your big ass alright its
gonna kick your big ass alright its
gonna kick your big ass alright its Green Berets for breakfast and right not
Green Berets for breakfast and right not
Green Berets for breakfast and right not very hungry son of a bitch is dug in
very hungry son of a bitch is dug in
very hungry son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick you’re hit you’re
like an Alabama tick you’re hit you’re
like an Alabama tick you’re hit you’re bleeding man I ain’t got time to be okay
bleeding man I ain’t got time to be okay
bleeding man I ain’t got time to be okay why are we stopping I can’t go any
why are we stopping I can’t go any
why are we stopping I can’t go any further why why not look out there’s a
further why why not look out there’s a
further why why not look out there’s a coup d’etat I can’t see
coup d’etat I can’t see
coup d’etat I can’t see Moke I have no eyes number one
Moke I have no eyes number one
Moke I have no eyes number one everything is confusing the room I can’t
everything is confusing the room I can’t
everything is confusing the room I can’t talk right now why Lisa while he’s that
talk right now why Lisa while he’s that
talk right now why Lisa while he’s that please talk to me please
please talk to me please
please talk to me please this low-budget comically bad movie is
this low-budget comically bad movie is
this low-budget comically bad movie is supposed to be about a love triangle
supposed to be about a love triangle
supposed to be about a love triangle between a man his best friend and his
between a man his best friend and his
between a man his best friend and his fiancee
fiancee
fiancee you betrayed me you got good you you’re
you betrayed me you got good you you’re
you betrayed me you got good you you’re just chicken chip chip chip chip chip G
just chicken chip chip chip chip chip G
just chicken chip chip chip chip chip G but nothing about the film makes sense
but nothing about the film makes sense
but nothing about the film makes sense here we see Johnny played by director /
here we see Johnny played by director /
here we see Johnny played by director / producer / writer Tommy wise Oh as he
producer / writer Tommy wise Oh as he
producer / writer Tommy wise Oh as he retreats to the rooftop for some bro
retreats to the rooftop for some bro
retreats to the rooftop for some bro time with his buddy mark oh hi mark oh
time with his buddy mark oh hi mark oh
time with his buddy mark oh hi mark oh hey Johnny what’s up I have a problem
hey Johnny what’s up I have a problem
hey Johnny what’s up I have a problem with Lisa she said that I had her what
with Lisa she said that I had her what
with Lisa she said that I had her what there’s so much wrong with the scene
there’s so much wrong with the scene
there’s so much wrong with the scene from start to finish including the
from start to finish including the
from start to finish including the inappropriate laughter and awkward
inappropriate laughter and awkward
inappropriate laughter and awkward transitions is this some secret don’t
transitions is this some secret don’t
transitions is this some secret don’t forget I’ll talk to you later
forget I’ll talk to you later
forget I’ll talk to you later well whatever it’s so bad it’s awesome
well whatever it’s so bad it’s awesome
well whatever it’s so bad it’s awesome there’s no a girl should a dozen guys
there’s no a girl should a dozen guys
there’s no a girl should a dozen guys one of them found out about it beat her
one of them found out about it beat her
one of them found out about it beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital in
up so bad she ended up in a hospital in
up so bad she ended up in a hospital in Carrero Street haha what a story mark
Carrero Street haha what a story mark
Carrero Street haha what a story mark yeah you can say that again
yeah you can say that again
yeah you can say that again do you agree with our list what’s your
do you agree with our list what’s your
do you agree with our list what’s your favorite terrible movie dialogue for
favorite terrible movie dialogue for
favorite terrible movie dialogue for more entertaining top 10s published
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