they never came to a theater near you but that doesn’t mean they still aren’t
but that doesn’t mean they still aren’t
but that doesn’t mean they still aren’t worthwhile gif crouched down and shield
worthwhile gif crouched down and shield
worthwhile gif crouched down and shield my thighs from the cold for God’s sake
my thighs from the cold for God’s sake
my thighs from the cold for God’s sake Oh welcome to watchmojo.com and today
Oh welcome to watchmojo.com and today
Oh welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 straight to video movies oh my
top 10 straight to video movies oh my
top 10 straight to video movies oh my god
god
god for this list we’re taking a look at the
for this list we’re taking a look at the
for this list we’re taking a look at the movies that received no theatrical
movies that received no theatrical
movies that received no theatrical release or a very very limited
release or a very very limited
release or a very very limited theatrical engagement but still found an
theatrical engagement but still found an
theatrical engagement but still found an audience and the claim on home media
audience and the claim on home media
audience and the claim on home media it’s finally here isn’t it the moment
it’s finally here isn’t it the moment
it’s finally here isn’t it the moment we’ve both dreamed about we’ve excluded
we’ve both dreamed about we’ve excluded
we’ve both dreamed about we’ve excluded titles that were originally aired on
titles that were originally aired on
titles that were originally aired on television like turtles forever and
television like turtles forever and
television like turtles forever and family guys blue harvest
number ten Black Dynamite and hey why
number ten Black Dynamite and hey why tell you a story come on madam
tell you a story come on madam
tell you a story come on madam amateurishly shot hilariously acted and
amateurishly shot hilariously acted and
amateurishly shot hilariously acted and blatantly ridiculous this self-aware
blatantly ridiculous this self-aware
blatantly ridiculous this self-aware comedy faultlessly recreates the
comedy faultlessly recreates the
comedy faultlessly recreates the blaxploitation movies of the 1970s Black
blaxploitation movies of the 1970s Black
blaxploitation movies of the 1970s Black Dynamite that was the best Levin I ever
Dynamite that was the best Levin I ever
Dynamite that was the best Levin I ever had there are too many classic
had there are too many classic
had there are too many classic one-liners to count and the sloppy
one-liners to count and the sloppy
one-liners to count and the sloppy action sequences are nothing short of
action sequences are nothing short of
action sequences are nothing short of ingenious
playing in select theaters for only two
playing in select theaters for only two weeks a satire as unique as Black
weeks a satire as unique as Black
weeks a satire as unique as Black Dynamite had little chance to find an
Dynamite had little chance to find an
Dynamite had little chance to find an audience upon its initial release
audience upon its initial release
audience upon its initial release honeybee was having baby
honeybee was having baby
honeybee was having baby Black Dynamite yet it was destined to
Black Dynamite yet it was destined to
Black Dynamite yet it was destined to gain a cult following on DVD amounting
gain a cult following on DVD amounting
gain a cult following on DVD amounting to a cartoon show and several drug PSAs
to a cartoon show and several drug PSAs
to a cartoon show and several drug PSAs that’s had very mixed messages and now
that’s had very mixed messages and now
that’s had very mixed messages and now we’re not hesitate later hammer down on
we’re not hesitate later hammer down on
we’re not hesitate later hammer down on indie Canal that comes around there’s a
indie Canal that comes around there’s a
indie Canal that comes around there’s a game in effect
game in effect
game in effect hey best come see me god bless damn
hey best come see me god bless damn
hey best come see me god bless damn number nine Final Fantasy 7 Advent
number nine Final Fantasy 7 Advent
number nine Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children seriously though how are we
Children seriously though how are we
Children seriously though how are we ever supposed to atone for that
ever supposed to atone for that
ever supposed to atone for that square enix may never give us a true
square enix may never give us a true
square enix may never give us a true Final Fantasy 7 HD remake but this
Final Fantasy 7 HD remake but this
Final Fantasy 7 HD remake but this cinematic continuation of Cloud Strife
cinematic continuation of Cloud Strife
cinematic continuation of Cloud Strife story is a nice alternative so is that
story is a nice alternative so is that
story is a nice alternative so is that why is that the reason why you had to
why is that the reason why you had to
why is that the reason why you had to leave cloud Advent Children is every bit
leave cloud Advent Children is every bit
leave cloud Advent Children is every bit as visually stunning as the most recent
as visually stunning as the most recent
as visually stunning as the most recent titles in the final fantasy video game
titles in the final fantasy video game
titles in the final fantasy video game library
while the narrative can be a bit hard to
while the narrative can be a bit hard to follow the film still encompasses but
follow the film still encompasses but
follow the film still encompasses but complex characters sharp action and an
complex characters sharp action and an
complex characters sharp action and an involving universe that we’ve come to
involving universe that we’ve come to
involving universe that we’ve come to expect from the studio
it’s well worth checking out for gamers
it’s well worth checking out for gamers and anime enthusiasts alike whether
and anime enthusiasts alike whether
and anime enthusiasts alike whether viewed on DVD blu-ray or PSP I will
viewed on DVD blu-ray or PSP I will
viewed on DVD blu-ray or PSP I will never be a memory number 8 Aladdin and
never be a memory number 8 Aladdin and
never be a memory number 8 Aladdin and the King of Thieves
the King of Thieves
the King of Thieves the mere mention of Disney
the mere mention of Disney
the mere mention of Disney straight-to-video sequels is enough to
straight-to-video sequels is enough to
straight-to-video sequels is enough to make anybody cringed it’s Oh some of you
make anybody cringed it’s Oh some of you
make anybody cringed it’s Oh some of you don’t believe this final entry in the
don’t believe this final entry in the
don’t believe this final entry in the Aladdin trilogy however is one of the
Aladdin trilogy however is one of the
Aladdin trilogy however is one of the few follow-ups from Disney home video
few follow-ups from Disney home video
few follow-ups from Disney home video that many have a soft spot for you
that many have a soft spot for you
that many have a soft spot for you reached out your hand and took me on a
reached out your hand and took me on a
reached out your hand and took me on a magic carpet ride while I’m not on par
magic carpet ride while I’m not on par
magic carpet ride while I’m not on par with the 1992 classic the King of
with the 1992 classic the King of
with the 1992 classic the King of Thieves
Thieves
Thieves does work in a fair deal of imagination
does work in a fair deal of imagination
does work in a fair deal of imagination and laugh out loud comedy courtesy of
and laugh out loud comedy courtesy of
and laugh out loud comedy courtesy of Robin Williams triumphant return as the
Robin Williams triumphant return as the
Robin Williams triumphant return as the genie I talk to Harris wasn’t supposed
genie I talk to Harris wasn’t supposed
genie I talk to Harris wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon the story
to move until the honeymoon the story
to move until the honeymoon the story additionally delves into a Ladin’s past
additionally delves into a Ladin’s past
additionally delves into a Ladin’s past and brings his journey full circle I’m
and brings his journey full circle I’m
and brings his journey full circle I’m Aladdin you’re my father providing a
Aladdin you’re my father providing a
Aladdin you’re my father providing a satisfying conclusion to the series
number seven frozen it’s friggin cold up
number seven frozen it’s friggin cold up here not to be confused with Disney’s
here not to be confused with Disney’s
here not to be confused with Disney’s hit animated musical Adam Green’s frozen
hit animated musical Adam Green’s frozen
hit animated musical Adam Green’s frozen is a much harsher depiction of winter
is a much harsher depiction of winter
is a much harsher depiction of winter asshole start the chair we’re freezing
asshole start the chair we’re freezing
asshole start the chair we’re freezing in one of the most terrifying scenarios
in one of the most terrifying scenarios
in one of the most terrifying scenarios imaginable three friends get stuck on a
imaginable three friends get stuck on a
imaginable three friends get stuck on a ski lift in the dead of night with
ski lift in the dead of night with
ski lift in the dead of night with nobody coming for them thank me wait up
nobody coming for them thank me wait up
nobody coming for them thank me wait up here this below freezing weather
well they wait for this fisher-price
well they wait for this fisher-price lift to work from their matters escalate
lift to work from their matters escalate
lift to work from their matters escalate from bad to much much worse prop here
from bad to much much worse prop here
from bad to much much worse prop here all week we’re gonna die
all week we’re gonna die
all week we’re gonna die frozen definitely isn’t for the easily
frozen definitely isn’t for the easily
frozen definitely isn’t for the easily paranoid which would explain why it
paranoid which would explain why it
paranoid which would explain why it wasn’t prosperous at the box office and
wasn’t prosperous at the box office and
wasn’t prosperous at the box office and received only a very limited theatrical
received only a very limited theatrical
received only a very limited theatrical release
release
release if we stay up here we’re gonna freeze to
if we stay up here we’re gonna freeze to
if we stay up here we’re gonna freeze to death he’s gonna die if you’re looking
death he’s gonna die if you’re looking
death he’s gonna die if you’re looking for a thriller that will chill you to
for a thriller that will chill you to
for a thriller that will chill you to the core though this is the perfect
the core though this is the perfect
the core though this is the perfect rental what was the last time you heard
rental what was the last time you heard
rental what was the last time you heard of a wolf attacking a wiggly better no
of a wolf attacking a wiggly better no
of a wolf attacking a wiggly better no they’re just they’re pussies man the
they’re just they’re pussies man the
they’re just they’re pussies man the walls up in here they’re not even that
walls up in here they’re not even that
walls up in here they’re not even that big number six the Animatrix would you
big number six the Animatrix would you
big number six the Animatrix would you mind not at all a series like The Matrix
mind not at all a series like The Matrix
mind not at all a series like The Matrix was born for the realm of animation only
was born for the realm of animation only
was born for the realm of animation only the most exceptional people become aware
the most exceptional people become aware
the most exceptional people become aware of the matrix the medium is put to
of the matrix the medium is put to
of the matrix the medium is put to impeccable use in the Animatrix which
impeccable use in the Animatrix which
impeccable use in the Animatrix which strings together nine segments to
strings together nine segments to
strings together nine segments to produce an action movie equivalent of
produce an action movie equivalent of
produce an action movie equivalent of Fantasia 2000 dazzling on the eyes with
Fantasia 2000 dazzling on the eyes with
Fantasia 2000 dazzling on the eyes with diverse animation awesome fight
diverse animation awesome fight
diverse animation awesome fight choreography and in the abundance of
choreography and in the abundance of
choreography and in the abundance of atmosphere this collection of shorts
atmosphere this collection of shorts
atmosphere this collection of shorts also expands upon the franchise’s lore
also expands upon the franchise’s lore
also expands upon the franchise’s lore through intriguing origin tales cool
through intriguing origin tales cool
through intriguing origin tales cool side stories and engaging new characters
side stories and engaging new characters
side stories and engaging new characters I’m going back to the matrix and I want
I’m going back to the matrix and I want
I’m going back to the matrix and I want you to come with me
you to come with me
you to come with me it’s furthermore miles better than
it’s furthermore miles better than
it’s furthermore miles better than either of the live-action Matrix sequels
either of the live-action Matrix sequels
either of the live-action Matrix sequels but you know that goes without saying
but you know that goes without saying
but you know that goes without saying yeah how’d you know
yeah how’d you know
yeah how’d you know you’ve stepped to the edge of the
you’ve stepped to the edge of the
you’ve stepped to the edge of the looking glass number five Futurama
looking glass number five Futurama
looking glass number five Futurama Bender’s Big Score oh ho ho between its
Bender’s Big Score oh ho ho between its
Bender’s Big Score oh ho ho between its first cancellation and the eventual
first cancellation and the eventual
first cancellation and the eventual revival on Comedy Central the Futurama
revival on Comedy Central the Futurama
revival on Comedy Central the Futurama staff treated bands to four
staff treated bands to four
staff treated bands to four direct-to-video adventures the best of
direct-to-video adventures the best of
direct-to-video adventures the best of which was Bender’s Big Score a time
which was Bender’s Big Score a time
which was Bender’s Big Score a time sphere thanks brothers we have sprung
sphere thanks brothers we have sprung
sphere thanks brothers we have sprung upon the universal machine language time
upon the universal machine language time
upon the universal machine language time code this any winning feature is
code this any winning feature is
code this any winning feature is basically four episodes crammed into one
basically four episodes crammed into one
basically four episodes crammed into one and that’s far from a bad thing boom
full of the inventive humor Futurama has
full of the inventive humor Futurama has always been known for the film satirizes
always been known for the film satirizes
always been known for the film satirizes everything from spam messages to the Fox
everything from spam messages to the Fox
everything from spam messages to the Fox Network ba-ba-ba-ba
Network ba-ba-ba-ba
Network ba-ba-ba-ba the creative story also provides an
the creative story also provides an
the creative story also provides an emotional voyage for fry as he takes a
emotional voyage for fry as he takes a
emotional voyage for fry as he takes a step back in time and a step forward
step back in time and a step forward
step back in time and a step forward with Leela I’ll always love you but I’ve
with Leela I’ll always love you but I’ve
with Leela I’ll always love you but I’ve got to move on and find my life’s
got to move on and find my life’s
got to move on and find my life’s purpose and that’s how bungles the
purpose and that’s how bungles the
purpose and that’s how bungles the monkey finally found a friend
monkey finally found a friend
monkey finally found a friend number four Tiny Toon Adventures how I
number four Tiny Toon Adventures how I
number four Tiny Toon Adventures how I spent my vacation all three months
spent my vacation all three months
spent my vacation all three months vacation and star kids growing up in the
vacation and star kids growing up in the
vacation and star kids growing up in the 90s no child’s VHS collection was
90s no child’s VHS collection was
90s no child’s VHS collection was complete without a copy of how I spent
complete without a copy of how I spent
complete without a copy of how I spent my vacation my best pal off on the dream
my vacation my best pal off on the dream
my vacation my best pal off on the dream vacation of a lifetime while I sit here
vacation of a lifetime while I sit here
vacation of a lifetime while I sit here and rock alone the first feature-length
and rock alone the first feature-length
and rock alone the first feature-length animated film ever to be sent straight
animated film ever to be sent straight
animated film ever to be sent straight to video in America this best seller had
to video in America this best seller had
to video in America this best seller had no shortage of clever references catchy
no shortage of clever references catchy
no shortage of clever references catchy songs and fun storylines for all the
songs and fun storylines for all the
songs and fun storylines for all the principal tiny toon characters how does
principal tiny toon characters how does
principal tiny toon characters how does she do it it’s a tune thing highlights
she do it it’s a tune thing highlights
she do it it’s a tune thing highlights include Buster and Babs getting sent to
include Buster and Babs getting sent to
include Buster and Babs getting sent to drift down the river we spend our entire
drift down the river we spend our entire
drift down the river we spend our entire vacation downriver and plucky embarking
vacation downriver and plucky embarking
vacation downriver and plucky embarking on a relentless road trip with Hamptons
on a relentless road trip with Hamptons
on a relentless road trip with Hamptons family to happy world land
it’s funny it’s charming and in its own
it’s funny it’s charming and in its own way truly embraces the majesty of summer
way truly embraces the majesty of summer
way truly embraces the majesty of summer happy world happy world land where the
happy world happy world land where the
happy world happy world land where the fun doesn’t stop at only 80 bucks Appa
fun doesn’t stop at only 80 bucks Appa
fun doesn’t stop at only 80 bucks Appa number three trick or treat
number three trick or treat
number three trick or treat eight victims eight jack-o’-lanterns
eight victims eight jack-o’-lanterns
eight victims eight jack-o’-lanterns while not as well-known as some other
while not as well-known as some other
while not as well-known as some other modern horror franchises trick or treat
modern horror franchises trick or treat
modern horror franchises trick or treat is the kind of scary movie audiences
is the kind of scary movie audiences
is the kind of scary movie audiences deserve to get every Halloween makes me
deserve to get every Halloween makes me
deserve to get every Halloween makes me wish every night was Halloween
wish every night was Halloween
wish every night was Halloween interlocking four tales of horror the
interlocking four tales of horror the
interlocking four tales of horror the film gushes out the spirit of Halloween
film gushes out the spirit of Halloween
film gushes out the spirit of Halloween with jack-o’-lanterns creepy legends
with jack-o’-lanterns creepy legends
with jack-o’-lanterns creepy legends blood orgies and of course can be
the stories themselves which involve
the stories themselves which involve Anna Paquin as a virgin Red Riding Hood
Anna Paquin as a virgin Red Riding Hood
Anna Paquin as a virgin Red Riding Hood and Dylan Baker as a homicidal principal
and Dylan Baker as a homicidal principal
and Dylan Baker as a homicidal principal are all gleefully gory with bloody
are all gleefully gory with bloody
are all gleefully gory with bloody brilliant payoffs linking everything
brilliant payoffs linking everything
brilliant payoffs linking everything together is a tiny trick-or-treater who
together is a tiny trick-or-treater who
together is a tiny trick-or-treater who has the makings of a horror icon with
has the makings of a horror icon with
has the makings of a horror icon with his burlap sack head attire number 2
his burlap sack head attire number 2
his burlap sack head attire number 2 Batman The Dark Knight Returns head back
Batman The Dark Knight Returns head back
Batman The Dark Knight Returns head back to the cave DC has produced a number of
to the cave DC has produced a number of
to the cave DC has produced a number of slick animated features like under the
slick animated features like under the
slick animated features like under the Red Hood
Red Hood
Red Hood this doesn’t change anything but we’re
this doesn’t change anything but we’re
this doesn’t change anything but we’re singling out this terrific two-part
singling out this terrific two-part
singling out this terrific two-part adaptation of arguably the best Batman
adaptation of arguably the best Batman
adaptation of arguably the best Batman story ever told we don’t have to do this
story ever told we don’t have to do this
story ever told we don’t have to do this sure we do set 10 years after the Dark
sure we do set 10 years after the Dark
sure we do set 10 years after the Dark Knight’s last sighting an older grittier
Knight’s last sighting an older grittier
Knight’s last sighting an older grittier and more unpredictable Bruce Wayne puts
and more unpredictable Bruce Wayne puts
and more unpredictable Bruce Wayne puts his cape and cowl back on to take on a
his cape and cowl back on to take on a
his cape and cowl back on to take on a gang called the mutants director J
gang called the mutants director J
gang called the mutants director J Oliver breathes life into Frank Miller’s
Oliver breathes life into Frank Miller’s
Oliver breathes life into Frank Miller’s graphic novel with faithful artwork and
graphic novel with faithful artwork and
graphic novel with faithful artwork and dialogue see you in half plus how can
dialogue see you in half plus how can
dialogue see you in half plus how can you possibly go wrong with Robocop’s
you possibly go wrong with Robocop’s
you possibly go wrong with Robocop’s Peter Weller as Bruce Wayne but for
Peter Weller as Bruce Wayne but for
Peter Weller as Bruce Wayne but for tonight
tonight
tonight you will rely on your brains and your
you will rely on your brains and your
you will rely on your brains and your fists tonight we are the law tonight I
fists tonight we are the law tonight I
fists tonight we are the law tonight I am the law before we pop our topic into
am the law before we pop our topic into
am the law before we pop our topic into the VCR here are a few honorable
the VCR here are a few honorable
the VCR here are a few honorable mentions
lose the wig but I need to look hip and
lose the wig but I need to look hip and groovy for college and you’re scaring
groovy for college and you’re scaring
groovy for college and you’re scaring people
if you people can’t see the potential
if you people can’t see the potential danger of an out-of-control Justice
danger of an out-of-control Justice
danger of an out-of-control Justice League I don’t need to wait for a vote
League I don’t need to wait for a vote
League I don’t need to wait for a vote number one The Boondock Saints I’m
number one The Boondock Saints I’m
number one The Boondock Saints I’m strangely comfortable with it
strangely comfortable with it
strangely comfortable with it in 1999 The Boondock Saints bombed with
in 1999 The Boondock Saints bombed with
in 1999 The Boondock Saints bombed with critics and came out in only five
critics and came out in only five
critics and came out in only five theaters for a single week before the
theaters for a single week before the
theaters for a single week before the drain Jim Carrey in an unexpected twist
drain Jim Carrey in an unexpected twist
drain Jim Carrey in an unexpected twist though it went on to gross roughly fifty
though it went on to gross roughly fifty
though it went on to gross roughly fifty million dollars in video sales develop a
million dollars in video sales develop a
million dollars in video sales develop a die-hard fan base and inspire a
die-hard fan base and inspire a
die-hard fan base and inspire a theatrical sequel kinda makes me feel
theatrical sequel kinda makes me feel
theatrical sequel kinda makes me feel like river dancin bringing new meaning
like river dancin bringing new meaning
like river dancin bringing new meaning to over-the-top this cult classic even
to over-the-top this cult classic even
to over-the-top this cult classic even makes the works of Quentin Tarantino
makes the works of Quentin Tarantino
makes the works of Quentin Tarantino look subtle by comparison they’re angels
of angels don’t kill just as the
of angels don’t kill just as the filmmakers embrace every second of the
filmmakers embrace every second of the
filmmakers embrace every second of the story’s sheer insanity however this is
story’s sheer insanity however this is
story’s sheer insanity however this is one manic trashy and hysterical
one manic trashy and hysterical
one manic trashy and hysterical straight-to-video experience
do you agree with our list I don’t
do you agree with our list I don’t belong here what other straight-to-video
belong here what other straight-to-video
belong here what other straight-to-video movies were worthy of a wide theatrical
movies were worthy of a wide theatrical
movies were worthy of a wide theatrical release ha ha that’s an exit before I
release ha ha that’s an exit before I
release ha ha that’s an exit before I walked in the room for more entertaining
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