Monday these musicians can feel the beat but their two left feet often lead to
but their two left feet often lead to
but their two left feet often lead to dancing fails welcome to watchmojo.com
dancing fails welcome to watchmojo.com
dancing fails welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 singers who can’t
picks for the top 10 singers who can’t
picks for the top 10 singers who can’t dance for this list we’re focusing on
dance for this list we’re focusing on
dance for this list we’re focusing on notable entertainers that are not quite
notable entertainers that are not quite
notable entertainers that are not quite as coordinated as their musical peers
as coordinated as their musical peers
as coordinated as their musical peers when it comes to fancy footwork we’re
when it comes to fancy footwork we’re
when it comes to fancy footwork we’re not saying they’re bad performance
not saying they’re bad performance
not saying they’re bad performance because of their weak dance skills we’re
because of their weak dance skills we’re
because of their weak dance skills we’re just offering a public service
just offering a public service
just offering a public service announcement so that mojo holux know
announcement so that mojo holux know
announcement so that mojo holux know what to expect at live shows nobody told
what to expect at live shows nobody told
what to expect at live shows nobody told me about this well here we go number 10
me about this well here we go number 10
me about this well here we go number 10 Katy Perry
Katy Perry
Katy Perry [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] to the credit of this international pop
to the credit of this international pop
to the credit of this international pop star she is far more than just the
star she is far more than just the
star she is far more than just the bubblegum sex symbol then again Katy
bubblegum sex symbol then again Katy
bubblegum sex symbol then again Katy Perry isn’t known for her stage agility
Perry isn’t known for her stage agility
Perry isn’t known for her stage agility and complex dance routines
and complex dance routines
and complex dance routines [Music]
[Music]
[Music] most often she’ll glide across the stage
most often she’ll glide across the stage
most often she’ll glide across the stage capitalizing on her undeniable Grace and
capitalizing on her undeniable Grace and
capitalizing on her undeniable Grace and presence perhaps the most heartbreaking
presence perhaps the most heartbreaking
presence perhaps the most heartbreaking example of Katie’s dance woes came at
example of Katie’s dance woes came at
example of Katie’s dance woes came at the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show as she
the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show as she
the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show as she was essentially upstaged by a tandem of
was essentially upstaged by a tandem of
was essentially upstaged by a tandem of show-off sharks and yes that includes
show-off sharks and yes that includes
show-off sharks and yes that includes the left shark
the left shark
everything about you
everything about you number nine Jessica Simpson like Katy
number nine Jessica Simpson like Katy
number nine Jessica Simpson like Katy Perry this newlywed star has a certain
Perry this newlywed star has a certain
Perry this newlywed star has a certain appeal and it’s not quite the boot
appeal and it’s not quite the boot
appeal and it’s not quite the boot scootin boogie even so Jessica Simpson
scootin boogie even so Jessica Simpson
scootin boogie even so Jessica Simpson famously released a music video in which
famously released a music video in which
famously released a music video in which she covered Nancy Sinatra’s these boots
she covered Nancy Sinatra’s these boots
she covered Nancy Sinatra’s these boots are made for walkin and it turns out
are made for walkin and it turns out
are made for walkin and it turns out there is some truth to that title as the
there is some truth to that title as the
there is some truth to that title as the music video shows it’s less about
music video shows it’s less about
music video shows it’s less about choreography and more about Jessica’s
choreography and more about Jessica’s
choreography and more about Jessica’s car-washing abilities of course there’s
car-washing abilities of course there’s
car-washing abilities of course there’s nothing wrong with having a little fun
nothing wrong with having a little fun
nothing wrong with having a little fun but Jessica’s sexy dances are typically
but Jessica’s sexy dances are typically
but Jessica’s sexy dances are typically a bit over the top
a bit over the top
a bit over the top while her early live performances were
while her early live performances were
while her early live performances were steeped in the usual pop dance routines
steeped in the usual pop dance routines
steeped in the usual pop dance routines of the time
of the time
of the time [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number eight Bruce Springsteen and one
number eight Bruce Springsteen and one
number eight Bruce Springsteen and one of the more heartwarming cases of subpar
of the more heartwarming cases of subpar
of the more heartwarming cases of subpar white man dancing this rock icon gave it
white man dancing this rock icon gave it
white man dancing this rock icon gave it his all for the iconic music video that
his all for the iconic music video that
his all for the iconic music video that is dancing in the dark
so to be fair the enthusiastic nature
so to be fair the enthusiastic nature Bruce Springsteen is endearing but
Bruce Springsteen is endearing but
Bruce Springsteen is endearing but unlike so many rock stars
unlike so many rock stars
unlike so many rock stars Springsteen has managed to sustain a
Springsteen has managed to sustain a
Springsteen has managed to sustain a lasting career and now appears to be
lasting career and now appears to be
lasting career and now appears to be more inclined to play a musical
more inclined to play a musical
more inclined to play a musical instrument on stage rather than bursting
instrument on stage rather than bursting
instrument on stage rather than bursting out the always welcome awkward dad dance
out the always welcome awkward dad dance
out the always welcome awkward dad dance [Music]
[Music]
[Music] know what number 7 Chris Martin
for the most part rock fans attend
for the most part rock fans attend Coldplay concerts to be moved by the
Coldplay concerts to be moved by the
Coldplay concerts to be moved by the voice of Chris Martin and by the music
voice of Chris Martin and by the music
voice of Chris Martin and by the music itself and while nobody can blame the
itself and while nobody can blame the
itself and while nobody can blame the lead singer for choosing to dance when
lead singer for choosing to dance when
lead singer for choosing to dance when you’re working crowds as big as Coldplay
you’re working crowds as big as Coldplay
you’re working crowds as big as Coldplay draws in you gotta bring something
draws in you gotta bring something
draws in you gotta bring something special
special
special [Music]
[Music]
[Music] scholars might not even call this
scholars might not even call this
scholars might not even call this dancing per se as Martin has perfected
dancing per se as Martin has perfected
dancing per se as Martin has perfected what can only be referred to as the
what can only be referred to as the
what can only be referred to as the bouts in other words it’s a committed
bouts in other words it’s a committed
bouts in other words it’s a committed form of dancing
form of dancing
form of dancing [Music]
[Music]
[Music] and it’s one of the few elements of a
and it’s one of the few elements of a
and it’s one of the few elements of a Coldplay show that’s just so crazy it
Coldplay show that’s just so crazy it
Coldplay show that’s just so crazy it works
works
works [Music]
you judge you crazy Oh number six
you judge you crazy Oh number six Lord we gives off it so good
Lord we gives off it so good
Lord we gives off it so good give me kisses ooh boy
give me kisses ooh boy
give me kisses ooh boy upon the release of her debut album Lord
upon the release of her debut album Lord
upon the release of her debut album Lord had music fans hooked on pure heroin
had music fans hooked on pure heroin
had music fans hooked on pure heroin incidentally her dance moves had some
incidentally her dance moves had some
incidentally her dance moves had some fans feeling the exact opposite we count
fans feeling the exact opposite we count
fans feeling the exact opposite we count our dollars on the chain to the body
our dollars on the chain to the body
our dollars on the chain to the body she’s been known to flip her long locks
she’s been known to flip her long locks
she’s been known to flip her long locks from time to time which is certainly
from time to time which is certainly
from time to time which is certainly acceptable but the Internet has often
acceptable but the Internet has often
acceptable but the Internet has often reacted negatively towards her bizarre
reacted negatively towards her bizarre
reacted negatively towards her bizarre moves questioning Lords form and
moves questioning Lords form and
moves questioning Lords form and technique at times it appears that she’s
technique at times it appears that she’s
technique at times it appears that she’s being taken over by some type of spirit
being taken over by some type of spirit
being taken over by some type of spirit or just hunching over as if dealing with
or just hunching over as if dealing with
or just hunching over as if dealing with bad indigestion there’s nothing
bad indigestion there’s nothing
bad indigestion there’s nothing inherently wrong as many fans have
inherently wrong as many fans have
inherently wrong as many fans have fallen in love with Lords quirky moves
fallen in love with Lords quirky moves
fallen in love with Lords quirky moves it’s just a different type of body
it’s just a different type of body
it’s just a different type of body rocking that perhaps the rest of the
rocking that perhaps the rest of the
rocking that perhaps the rest of the world hasn’t caught up to
number-5 bono
number-5 bono [Music]
[Music]
[Music] stylistically Bono has long been known
stylistically Bono has long been known
stylistically Bono has long been known for his iconic shades but for decades
for his iconic shades but for decades
for his iconic shades but for decades upon decades his bizarre idea of dancing
upon decades his bizarre idea of dancing
upon decades his bizarre idea of dancing has polarized audiences everywhere
in the early days he understandably took
in the early days he understandably took note of what others were doing but as
note of what others were doing but as
note of what others were doing but as Bono’s career progressed his dance game
Bono’s career progressed his dance game
Bono’s career progressed his dance game has become a little graceless despite
has become a little graceless despite
has become a little graceless despite all the confidence and Rockstar
all the confidence and Rockstar
all the confidence and Rockstar posturing like so many other singers
posturing like so many other singers
posturing like so many other singers that struggle with the complexities of
that struggle with the complexities of
that struggle with the complexities of modern dance bono finds comfort in the
modern dance bono finds comfort in the
modern dance bono finds comfort in the spiritual aspect or at least that’s what
spiritual aspect or at least that’s what
spiritual aspect or at least that’s what appears to be going on
appears to be going on
appears to be going on [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number four brandy
number four brandy
number four brandy [Music]
given the smooth yet effervescent nature
given the smooth yet effervescent nature of Brandis music her substandard dancing
of Brandis music her substandard dancing
of Brandis music her substandard dancing just may come as a blow to the senses in
just may come as a blow to the senses in
just may come as a blow to the senses in other words she’s got the hip but she’s
other words she’s got the hip but she’s
other words she’s got the hip but she’s lacking some of that hop as evidenced by
lacking some of that hop as evidenced by
lacking some of that hop as evidenced by her appearance on Dancing with the Stars
her appearance on Dancing with the Stars
her appearance on Dancing with the Stars Brandie isn’t the most coordinated
Brandie isn’t the most coordinated
Brandie isn’t the most coordinated perhaps unaware of her natural sex
perhaps unaware of her natural sex
perhaps unaware of her natural sex appeal of course Brandy’s imperfections
appeal of course Brandy’s imperfections
appeal of course Brandy’s imperfections won’t diminish her legacy but it’s clear
won’t diminish her legacy but it’s clear
won’t diminish her legacy but it’s clear that when she’s saying I want to be down
that when she’s saying I want to be down
that when she’s saying I want to be down she wasn’t talking about being down at
she wasn’t talking about being down at
she wasn’t talking about being down at the local dance studio
the local dance studio
the local dance studio [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] number three Miley Cyrus
number three Miley Cyrus
number three Miley Cyrus [Music]
[Music]
[Music] as a former Disney darling it was only a
as a former Disney darling it was only a
as a former Disney darling it was only a matter of time until this pop star shed
matter of time until this pop star shed
matter of time until this pop star shed her innocent demeanor and given her
her innocent demeanor and given her
her innocent demeanor and given her propensity to be free and liberated
propensity to be free and liberated
propensity to be free and liberated well she tries equally hard to convey a
well she tries equally hard to convey a
well she tries equally hard to convey a carefree vibe on the dance floor as well
carefree vibe on the dance floor as well
carefree vibe on the dance floor as well girl shaking it like we at a strip club
girl shaking it like we at a strip club
girl shaking it like we at a strip club in fact Miley Cyrus is responsible for
in fact Miley Cyrus is responsible for
in fact Miley Cyrus is responsible for the uprising of Tor furs in North
the uprising of Tor furs in North
the uprising of Tor furs in North America and beyond and while that may
America and beyond and while that may
America and beyond and while that may not be an actual crime some may argue
not be an actual crime some may argue
not be an actual crime some may argue that her overstated dance Fiasco’s are
that her overstated dance Fiasco’s are
that her overstated dance Fiasco’s are both offensive and downright disturbing
both offensive and downright disturbing
both offensive and downright disturbing she’s a definitive girl gone wild in
she’s a definitive girl gone wild in
she’s a definitive girl gone wild in terms of modern dance but maybe she’s
terms of modern dance but maybe she’s
terms of modern dance but maybe she’s just bored with the typical styles of
just bored with the typical styles of
just bored with the typical styles of the day even so one may find themselves
the day even so one may find themselves
the day even so one may find themselves slightly confused when viewing Miley
slightly confused when viewing Miley
slightly confused when viewing Miley Cyrus grooving to my neck my back no
Cyrus grooving to my neck my back no
Cyrus grooving to my neck my back no one’s gonna watch number two Mariah
one’s gonna watch number two Mariah
one’s gonna watch number two Mariah Carey with all due respect to one of
Carey with all due respect to one of
Carey with all due respect to one of America’s most iconic voices dancing is
America’s most iconic voices dancing is
America’s most iconic voices dancing is not a strong point in the repertoire of
not a strong point in the repertoire of
not a strong point in the repertoire of Mariah Carey
of course she looks good when she’s
of course she looks good when she’s dancing which is a plus but her style is
dancing which is a plus but her style is
dancing which is a plus but her style is more like a soccer mom shuffle than
more like a soccer mom shuffle than
more like a soccer mom shuffle than anything else but when you’re killing it
anything else but when you’re killing it
anything else but when you’re killing it with vocals like NC well the world will
with vocals like NC well the world will
with vocals like NC well the world will be just fine if she’s not exactly on par
be just fine if she’s not exactly on par
be just fine if she’s not exactly on par with Beyonce perhaps most importantly
with Beyonce perhaps most importantly
with Beyonce perhaps most importantly Mariah exudes a positive vibe when
Mariah exudes a positive vibe when
Mariah exudes a positive vibe when dancing fully engaging with her more
dancing fully engaging with her more
dancing fully engaging with her more capable Dance Crew and just putting
capable Dance Crew and just putting
capable Dance Crew and just putting herself out there without a care in the
herself out there without a care in the
herself out there without a care in the world
world
world [Music]
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions
here are a few honorable mentions
here are a few honorable mentions talking you’re twerking no I I don’t
talking you’re twerking no I I don’t
talking you’re twerking no I I don’t know what you’re doing
number one Taylor Swift
number one Taylor Swift [Music]
[Music]
[Music] she’s arguably the biggest star of her
she’s arguably the biggest star of her
she’s arguably the biggest star of her time and she’s most definitely willing
time and she’s most definitely willing
time and she’s most definitely willing to shake off any criticism but whereas a
to shake off any criticism but whereas a
to shake off any criticism but whereas a hit single like shake it off allowed
hit single like shake it off allowed
hit single like shake it off allowed taylor swifting geek out while dancing
taylor swifting geek out while dancing
taylor swifting geek out while dancing her public appearances sometimes reveal
her public appearances sometimes reveal
her public appearances sometimes reveal a girl that is sadly a few steps behind
a girl that is sadly a few steps behind
a girl that is sadly a few steps behind her contemporaries
her mechanical movements have an
her mechanical movements have an endearing effect yet her enthusiastic
endearing effect yet her enthusiastic
endearing effect yet her enthusiastic nature balances out everything else
nature balances out everything else
nature balances out everything else going on fortunately and so it’s
going on fortunately and so it’s
going on fortunately and so it’s entertaining to watch Taylor frolic
entertaining to watch Taylor frolic
entertaining to watch Taylor frolic around most fans can surely tell what
around most fans can surely tell what
around most fans can surely tell what Taylor Swift is going for and it’s
Taylor Swift is going for and it’s
Taylor Swift is going for and it’s probably better to just let the girl do
probably better to just let the girl do
probably better to just let the girl do her thing and enjoy the moment do you
her thing and enjoy the moment do you
her thing and enjoy the moment do you agree with our selections which singer
agree with our selections which singer
agree with our selections which singer do you think struggles the most when
do you think struggles the most when
do you think struggles the most when dancing for more rhythmic top tens
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