I showed her where the balcony was because that’s where she is meeting up
because that’s where she is meeting up
because that’s where she is meeting up with her husband oh it’s been three
with her husband oh it’s been three
with her husband oh it’s been three months and your relationship has gone
months and your relationship has gone
months and your relationship has gone nowhere we hate to be the ones to tell
nowhere we hate to be the ones to tell
nowhere we hate to be the ones to tell you but what are you saying you took
you but what are you saying you took
you but what are you saying you took pity on me no I would you welcome to
pity on me no I would you welcome to
pity on me no I would you welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten signs
down our picks for the top ten signs
down our picks for the top ten signs you’re in the friend zone she’ll come
you’re in the friend zone she’ll come
you’re in the friend zone she’ll come around
around
around pretzel for the record we’re not saying
pretzel for the record we’re not saying
pretzel for the record we’re not saying that you’re somehow entitled to be with
that you’re somehow entitled to be with
that you’re somehow entitled to be with the object of your wildest desires no
the object of your wildest desires no
the object of your wildest desires no matter what he or she is allowed not to
matter what he or she is allowed not to
matter what he or she is allowed not to want to be with you we’re simply saying
want to be with you we’re simply saying
want to be with you we’re simply saying that if you’ve been into someone for a
that if you’ve been into someone for a
that if you’ve been into someone for a while and the relationship status hasn’t
while and the relationship status hasn’t
while and the relationship status hasn’t changed it may be worth some thought as
changed it may be worth some thought as
changed it may be worth some thought as to where it’s really going I love you
please Peter if you find that several of
please Peter if you find that several of the entries on this list apply to you
the entries on this list apply to you
the entries on this list apply to you you may want to check your tickets cuz
you may want to check your tickets cuz
you may want to check your tickets cuz the train has probably left the station
the train has probably left the station
the train has probably left the station but she still calls she wants a massage
but she still calls she wants a massage
but she still calls she wants a massage she leaves cute messages but it’s not
she leaves cute messages but it’s not
she leaves cute messages but it’s not going anywhere what is she doing number
going anywhere what is she doing number
going anywhere what is she doing number ten you watch an entire movie together
ten you watch an entire movie together
ten you watch an entire movie together with here cold love it or hate it
with here cold love it or hate it
with here cold love it or hate it Netflix and chill is here to stay among
Netflix and chill is here to stay among
Netflix and chill is here to stay among consenting adults come over to my place
consenting adults come over to my place
consenting adults come over to my place to watch a movie
to watch a movie
to watch a movie more than implies a chance to get
more than implies a chance to get
more than implies a chance to get intimate the lights are down low you’re
intimate the lights are down low you’re
intimate the lights are down low you’re together on a couch you can’t ask for a
together on a couch you can’t ask for a
together on a couch you can’t ask for a better time to make a move but if the
better time to make a move but if the
better time to make a move but if the full 90 minutes go by and you don’t get
full 90 minutes go by and you don’t get
full 90 minutes go by and you don’t get so much as a shoulder graze you’re in a
so much as a shoulder graze you’re in a
so much as a shoulder graze you’re in a bad way my friend
bad way my friend
bad way my friend looks about yourself mister yeah great
looks about yourself mister yeah great
looks about yourself mister yeah great school great scene you don’t even know
school great scene you don’t even know
school great scene you don’t even know what the movie was about cuz you were
what the movie was about cuz you were
what the movie was about cuz you were too busy watching your crush and
too busy watching your crush and
too busy watching your crush and plotting your move if you can’t read the
plotting your move if you can’t read the
plotting your move if you can’t read the signs there maybe find a better partner
signs there maybe find a better partner
signs there maybe find a better partner with whom to appreciate cinema yeah Ted
with whom to appreciate cinema yeah Ted
with whom to appreciate cinema yeah Ted losing would overhear
losing would overhear
losing would overhear Hey number nine their family knows about
Hey number nine their family knows about
Hey number nine their family knows about you he’s not my boyfriend mom oh that’s
you he’s not my boyfriend mom oh that’s
you he’s not my boyfriend mom oh that’s right we’re just friends well I love it
right we’re just friends well I love it
right we’re just friends well I love it oh it’s like the seventies in here so
oh it’s like the seventies in here so
oh it’s like the seventies in here so you know the fam Jam this might be a
you know the fam Jam this might be a
you know the fam Jam this might be a good sign but if you’re on a first-name
good sign but if you’re on a first-name
good sign but if you’re on a first-name basis with mama bear and the family all
basis with mama bear and the family all
basis with mama bear and the family all knows you inside out maybe not
knows you inside out maybe not
knows you inside out maybe not sorry guys I forgot how are you guys
sorry guys I forgot how are you guys
sorry guys I forgot how are you guys connected to the family again uncle
connected to the family again uncle
connected to the family again uncle Ned’s kids you may even think it’s cute
Ned’s kids you may even think it’s cute
Ned’s kids you may even think it’s cute when granny asks when the two of you are
when granny asks when the two of you are
when granny asks when the two of you are gonna finally get together wrong again
gonna finally get together wrong again
gonna finally get together wrong again it’s bad it means he or she sees you as
it’s bad it means he or she sees you as
it’s bad it means he or she sees you as a dependable safe and unassuming friend
a dependable safe and unassuming friend
a dependable safe and unassuming friend to bring around without any risk of
to bring around without any risk of
to bring around without any risk of making it weird for his or her family
making it weird for his or her family
making it weird for his or her family sorry let Dylan Drive you yeah do you
sorry let Dylan Drive you yeah do you
sorry let Dylan Drive you yeah do you want to take some food to go you want me
want to take some food to go you want me
want to take some food to go you want me to sell you in half you can send your
to sell you in half you can send your
to sell you in half you can send your bottom part to New York and they expect
bottom part to New York and they expect
bottom part to New York and they expect you to stay that way
you to stay that way
you to stay that way like we said dad please it’s nice to
like we said dad please it’s nice to
like we said dad please it’s nice to have Dylan bring a girl home we’re just
have Dylan bring a girl home we’re just
have Dylan bring a girl home we’re just friends oh no I know if you were his
friends oh no I know if you were his
friends oh no I know if you were his girlfriend he never would have brought
girlfriend he never would have brought
girlfriend he never would have brought you here
you here
you here this one has intimacy issues I know
this one has intimacy issues I know
this one has intimacy issues I know number eight they try to set you up with
number eight they try to set you up with
number eight they try to set you up with other people I’ve got the perfect girl
other people I’ve got the perfect girl
other people I’ve got the perfect girl for you so you’re into this person
for you so you’re into this person
for you so you’re into this person you’ve put in some thought and you think
you’ve put in some thought and you think
you’ve put in some thought and you think that the two of you would be great
that the two of you would be great
that the two of you would be great together
together
together problem is they think you’d be great
problem is they think you’d be great
problem is they think you’d be great with their super awesome friend Michael
with their super awesome friend Michael
with their super awesome friend Michael what I have a friend who’s single oh
what I have a friend who’s single oh
what I have a friend who’s single oh sandy she’s gorgeous and she’s got a
sandy she’s gorgeous and she’s got a
sandy she’s gorgeous and she’s got a feisty personality too
feisty personality too
feisty personality too it sucks sure there are plenty of fish
it sucks sure there are plenty of fish
it sucks sure there are plenty of fish in the sea but the one that you’re into
in the sea but the one that you’re into
in the sea but the one that you’re into is trying to set you up with a
is trying to set you up with a
is trying to set you up with a completely different fish now if you’re
completely different fish now if you’re
completely different fish now if you’re into sea creatures that’s just peachy
into sea creatures that’s just peachy
into sea creatures that’s just peachy but for us normal folk who are looking
but for us normal folk who are looking
but for us normal folk who are looking for significant others to share long
for significant others to share long
for significant others to share long walks on the beach with it’s definitely
walks on the beach with it’s definitely
walks on the beach with it’s definitely not a good sign some people call that
not a good sign some people call that
not a good sign some people call that optimism I call it crazy number seven
optimism I call it crazy number seven
optimism I call it crazy number seven they don’t commit to plans yeah look
they don’t commit to plans yeah look
they don’t commit to plans yeah look we’ll talk we’ll get in touch so it’s
we’ll talk we’ll get in touch so it’s
we’ll talk we’ll get in touch so it’s time to make your move you invite your
time to make your move you invite your
time to make your move you invite your crush for a super casual hang out sesh
crush for a super casual hang out sesh
crush for a super casual hang out sesh in a romantic but not explicit place you
in a romantic but not explicit place you
in a romantic but not explicit place you send a cool but sincere text inviting
send a cool but sincere text inviting
send a cool but sincere text inviting them and then you wait hours and days go
them and then you wait hours and days go
them and then you wait hours and days go by this should be your first red flag
by this should be your first red flag
by this should be your first red flag then you get a text back saying
then you get a text back saying
then you get a text back saying something to the effect of um yeah I
something to the effect of um yeah I
something to the effect of um yeah I might be able to make it we’re not
might be able to make it we’re not
might be able to make it we’re not saying anyone should be jumping through
saying anyone should be jumping through
saying anyone should be jumping through hoops for you but they should at least
hoops for you but they should at least
hoops for you but they should at least put
put
put the effort and want to see you felt
the effort and want to see you felt
the effort and want to see you felt terrible I don’t know where he is you
terrible I don’t know where he is you
terrible I don’t know where he is you know you really liked me too
know you really liked me too
know you really liked me too number six you’re their shoulder to cry
number six you’re their shoulder to cry
number six you’re their shoulder to cry on hi
on hi
on hi you all right good morning this goes for
you all right good morning this goes for
you all right good morning this goes for everyone in your life but if the person
everyone in your life but if the person
everyone in your life but if the person you’re into only calls when things are
you’re into only calls when things are
you’re into only calls when things are bad or they need something maybe it’s
bad or they need something maybe it’s
bad or they need something maybe it’s time to take stock of what your
time to take stock of what your
time to take stock of what your relationship really means yes and I’m
relationship really means yes and I’m
relationship really means yes and I’m actually having a party in my house
actually having a party in my house
actually having a party in my house beforehand awesome and I was wondering
beforehand awesome and I was wondering
beforehand awesome and I was wondering if you’d like to uh I’d love to Oh also
if you’d like to uh I’d love to Oh also
if you’d like to uh I’d love to Oh also if they come to you complaining about
if they come to you complaining about
if they come to you complaining about someone else in their life that isn’t
someone else in their life that isn’t
someone else in their life that isn’t you that’s even worse but why didn’t he
you that’s even worse but why didn’t he
you that’s even worse but why didn’t he want to marry me Oh what’s the matter
want to marry me Oh what’s the matter
want to marry me Oh what’s the matter with me nothing I’m difficult
with me nothing I’m difficult
with me nothing I’m difficult challenging seriously mojo bros and gals
challenging seriously mojo bros and gals
challenging seriously mojo bros and gals you’re worth more than this being a
you’re worth more than this being a
you’re worth more than this being a human punching bag for someone to use
human punching bag for someone to use
human punching bag for someone to use for venting just sucks
for venting just sucks
for venting just sucks oh I know Katie guys like Azul they get
oh I know Katie guys like Azul they get
oh I know Katie guys like Azul they get mixed up in stuff a real relationship
mixed up in stuff a real relationship
mixed up in stuff a real relationship means sharing the good times and the bad
means sharing the good times and the bad
means sharing the good times and the bad I love that you get cold when it’s 71
I love that you get cold when it’s 71
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees oh I love that it takes you an
degrees oh I love that it takes you an
degrees oh I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich I
hour and a half to order a sandwich I
hour and a half to order a sandwich I love to get a little crinkle above your
love to get a little crinkle above your
love to get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m
nose when you’re looking at me like I’m
nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts number five there relaxed around
nuts number five there relaxed around
nuts number five there relaxed around you if a guy is treating you like he
you if a guy is treating you like he
you if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit he genuinely doesn’t
doesn’t give a shit he genuinely doesn’t
doesn’t give a shit he genuinely doesn’t give a shit no exceptions you ever
give a shit no exceptions you ever
give a shit no exceptions you ever notice how when your crush walks into a
notice how when your crush walks into a
notice how when your crush walks into a room you stand up a little straighter
room you stand up a little straighter
room you stand up a little straighter speak a little clearer and maybe try out
speak a little clearer and maybe try out
speak a little clearer and maybe try out some of those manners everyone’s been
some of those manners everyone’s been
some of those manners everyone’s been talking about I don’t always want to be
talking about I don’t always want to be
talking about I don’t always want to be that guy sometimes I want to be someone
that guy sometimes I want to be someone
that guy sometimes I want to be someone you can have an actual conversation with
you can have an actual conversation with
you can have an actual conversation with you even take the time to pick some
you even take the time to pick some
you even take the time to pick some clean clothes and make your hair look
clean clothes and make your hair look
clean clothes and make your hair look relatively presentable this is called
relatively presentable this is called
relatively presentable this is called gel or product too little you look like
gel or product too little you look like
gel or product too little you look like a pedophile too much you look Persian
a pedophile too much you look Persian
a pedophile too much you look Persian well if they’re into you they will do
well if they’re into you they will do
well if they’re into you they will do the same if they show up to meet you in
the same if they show up to meet you in
the same if they show up to meet you in sweatpants and laid all the way back
sweatpants and laid all the way back
sweatpants and laid all the way back without makeup or with unkempt hair that
without makeup or with unkempt hair that
without makeup or with unkempt hair that means you’re not worth getting spruced
means you’re not worth getting spruced
means you’re not worth getting spruced up for and you are aren’t you
up for and you are aren’t you
up for and you are aren’t you hey sup dudes
hey sup dudes
hey sup dudes cries good god woman you’re a disgrace
cries good god woman you’re a disgrace
cries good god woman you’re a disgrace no fries for this guy number four they
no fries for this guy number four they
no fries for this guy number four they refer to you as a friend
refer to you as a friend
refer to you as a friend I’m gonna go decide that you’re her
I’m gonna go decide that you’re her
I’m gonna go decide that you’re her friend you’re no longer dating option
friend you’re no longer dating option
friend you’re no longer dating option you become a complete non-sexual entity
you become a complete non-sexual entity
you become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes like her brother or a lamp
in her eyes like her brother or a lamp
in her eyes like her brother or a lamp how you label your relationship is
how you label your relationship is
how you label your relationship is between you and your significant other
between you and your significant other
between you and your significant other and frankly it’s a topic for a whole
and frankly it’s a topic for a whole
and frankly it’s a topic for a whole other video we’re just hanging out just
other video we’re just hanging out just
other video we’re just hanging out just hanging out not good enough not good
hanging out not good enough not good
hanging out not good enough not good enough but if they take the time to do
enough but if they take the time to do
enough but if they take the time to do it before you’ve even entered the
it before you’ve even entered the
it before you’ve even entered the relationship that’s a truly awful sign I
relationship that’s a truly awful sign I
relationship that’s a truly awful sign I love Chris like a brother your friends
love Chris like a brother your friends
love Chris like a brother your friends right for sure maybe your crush has
right for sure maybe your crush has
right for sure maybe your crush has outright explained to you that the two
outright explained to you that the two
outright explained to you that the two of you are just friends we could be
of you are just friends we could be
of you are just friends we could be friends if so that’s pretty much the end
friends if so that’s pretty much the end
friends if so that’s pretty much the end of the video for you I saw you flirting
of the video for you I saw you flirting
of the video for you I saw you flirting with me out there do that to your
with me out there do that to your
with me out there do that to your boyfriend you him we’re just friends
boyfriend you him we’re just friends
boyfriend you him we’re just friends or maybe they casually introduced you
or maybe they casually introduced you
or maybe they casually introduced you that way to friends and family either
that way to friends and family either
that way to friends and family either way them calling you a friend pretty
way them calling you a friend pretty
way them calling you a friend pretty much summarizes the extent of your
much summarizes the extent of your
much summarizes the extent of your relationship it’s just old friends yeah
relationship it’s just old friends yeah
relationship it’s just old friends yeah it’s not a fight yeah
number three there’s little to no
number three there’s little to no physical contact whose hold me
please here we go
please here we go physical contact or touching people is a
physical contact or touching people is a
physical contact or touching people is a great sign of affection
great sign of affection
great sign of affection that’s why mommy wouldn’t stop hugging
that’s why mommy wouldn’t stop hugging
that’s why mommy wouldn’t stop hugging you mom you’re messing up my mane even a
you mom you’re messing up my mane even a
you mom you’re messing up my mane even a simple handshake shows respect among
simple handshake shows respect among
simple handshake shows respect among acquaintances if your crush makes
acquaintances if your crush makes
acquaintances if your crush makes excuses to touch you like raising your
excuses to touch you like raising your
excuses to touch you like raising your arm after one of your hilarious jokes or
arm after one of your hilarious jokes or
arm after one of your hilarious jokes or holding your hand after a high-five
holding your hand after a high-five
holding your hand after a high-five that’s what the pros call an indicator
that’s what the pros call an indicator
that’s what the pros call an indicator of interest in other words it means
of interest in other words it means
of interest in other words it means you’re in or on or whatever but if not
you’re in or on or whatever but if not
you’re in or on or whatever but if not maybe they’re just shy or maybe they
maybe they’re just shy or maybe they
maybe they’re just shy or maybe they hate you maybe somewhere in between
hate you maybe somewhere in between
hate you maybe somewhere in between think about it I’m sorry just I don’t I
think about it I’m sorry just I don’t I
think about it I’m sorry just I don’t I just don’t want to complicate things
just don’t want to complicate things
just don’t want to complicate things oh no of course yeah oh no no totally I
oh no of course yeah oh no no totally I
oh no of course yeah oh no no totally I totally get that number two they bring a
totally get that number two they bring a
totally get that number two they bring a third wheel hey put that away tonight’s
third wheel hey put that away tonight’s
third wheel hey put that away tonight’s on me oh no no don’t no come on I insist
on me oh no no don’t no come on I insist
on me oh no no don’t no come on I insist oh my thank you hey guys this is my
oh my thank you hey guys this is my
oh my thank you hey guys this is my friend Ted he wants to pay thank you
friend Ted he wants to pay thank you
friend Ted he wants to pay thank you you’ve got a plan take them out get some
you’ve got a plan take them out get some
you’ve got a plan take them out get some one-on-one time and slowly convince them
one-on-one time and slowly convince them
one-on-one time and slowly convince them that you are right for them one snag
that you are right for them one snag
that you are right for them one snag they keep bringing someone else not good
they keep bringing someone else not good
they keep bringing someone else not good mojo holux not good when someone’s into
mojo holux not good when someone’s into
mojo holux not good when someone’s into you they should have the same goal as
you they should have the same goal as
you they should have the same goal as you which is to casually display their
you which is to casually display their
you which is to casually display their hidden values to you one on one fall in
hidden values to you one on one fall in
hidden values to you one on one fall in love and eventually get to baby-making
love and eventually get to baby-making
love and eventually get to baby-making and home co-ownership well maybe not but
and home co-ownership well maybe not but
and home co-ownership well maybe not but you get the idea bringing a third wheel
you get the idea bringing a third wheel
you get the idea bringing a third wheel suggesting they don’t want to spend time
suggesting they don’t want to spend time
suggesting they don’t want to spend time with you alone in public is a pretty
with you alone in public is a pretty
with you alone in public is a pretty clear sign they don’t want to be
clear sign they don’t want to be
clear sign they don’t want to be romantic I’m so sorry that you thought
romantic I’m so sorry that you thought
romantic I’m so sorry that you thought that was a babe Oh fine I got to hang
that was a babe Oh fine I got to hang
that was a babe Oh fine I got to hang out with you on girls night out before
out with you on girls night out before
out with you on girls night out before we break some hearts with our top pick
we break some hearts with our top pick
we break some hearts with our top pick here are some honorable mentions
here are some honorable mentions
here are some honorable mentions Kristen Robinson if you don’t mind my
Kristen Robinson if you don’t mind my
Kristen Robinson if you don’t mind my saying so this conversation is getting a
saying so this conversation is getting a
saying so this conversation is getting a little strange if they find what they’re
little strange if they find what they’re
little strange if they find what they’re looking for up there that mean we get
looking for up there that mean we get
looking for up there that mean we get full chairs
full chairs
full chairs don’t worry partner you’ll get whatever
don’t worry partner you’ll get whatever
don’t worry partner you’ll get whatever is coming to you let’s hope the only
is coming to you let’s hope the only
is coming to you let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that
downsizing that happens to you is that
downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age I know what I
someone downsizes your age I know what I
someone downsizes your age I know what I told you but you tell me still there
told you but you tell me still there
told you but you tell me still there that’s done now please contact me
that’s done now please contact me
that’s done now please contact me contact number one they are in two other
contact number one they are in two other
contact number one they are in two other people that’s someone else Harvey just
people that’s someone else Harvey just
people that’s someone else Harvey just telling me it’s not way that guy’s a
telling me it’s not way that guy’s a
telling me it’s not way that guy’s a completely you think this one’s obvious
completely you think this one’s obvious
completely you think this one’s obvious but it’s not the amount of guys and gals
but it’s not the amount of guys and gals
but it’s not the amount of guys and gals just waiting for their crush to leave
just waiting for their crush to leave
just waiting for their crush to leave the person they’re with is plentiful and
the person they’re with is plentiful and
the person they’re with is plentiful and that waiting it’s pointless
that waiting it’s pointless
that waiting it’s pointless he’s never gonna leave her of course he
he’s never gonna leave her of course he
he’s never gonna leave her of course he isn’t all right you’re right I know
isn’t all right you’re right I know
isn’t all right you’re right I know you’re right that only happens in the
you’re right that only happens in the
you’re right that only happens in the movies unfortunately and when I’m at my
movies unfortunately and when I’m at my
movies unfortunately and when I’m at my lowest point some guy would chase me
lowest point some guy would chase me
lowest point some guy would chase me down the street Porsches heart out and
down the street Porsches heart out and
down the street Porsches heart out and we’d kiss happily ever after you may
we’d kiss happily ever after you may
we’d kiss happily ever after you may have been able to convince yourself that
have been able to convince yourself that
have been able to convince yourself that they’re just with someone else to make
they’re just with someone else to make
they’re just with someone else to make you jealous
you jealous
you jealous but this is one of those moments where
but this is one of those moments where
but this is one of those moments where WatchMojo gives you some of that tough
WatchMojo gives you some of that tough
WatchMojo gives you some of that tough love he is not interested if the person
love he is not interested if the person
love he is not interested if the person you’re into is into anyone that isn’t
you’re into is into anyone that isn’t
you’re into is into anyone that isn’t you there is only one reason for it they
you there is only one reason for it they
you there is only one reason for it they don’t want to be with you inside of us
don’t want to be with you inside of us
don’t want to be with you inside of us we both know you belong with Victor
we both know you belong with Victor
we both know you belong with Victor sorry
sorry
sorry our advice go find someone who does
our advice go find someone who does
our advice go find someone who does enough
enough
enough enough now do you agree with our list
enough now do you agree with our list
enough now do you agree with our list Louie I think this is the beginning of a
Louie I think this is the beginning of a
Louie I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
beautiful friendship
beautiful friendship are they just waiting for the right time
are they just waiting for the right time
are they just waiting for the right time or are they just not into you or have
or are they just not into you or have
or are they just not into you or have you got someone in the friendzone for
you got someone in the friendzone for
you got someone in the friendzone for more useful tips and general quality of
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