
cuz I love my Bubbe I didn’t see it but I see it now love and marriage I love
I see it now love and marriage I love
I see it now love and marriage I love you mommy I love you mommy
you mommy I love you mommy
you mommy I love you mommy a baby you two shit I love you mommy Oh
a baby you two shit I love you mommy Oh
a baby you two shit I love you mommy Oh and reality all things welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
down our picks for the top 10
down our picks for the top 10 short-lived celebrity marriages
for this list we’re counting down the
for this list we’re counting down the most puzzling romances that seemed
most puzzling romances that seemed
most puzzling romances that seemed doomed to fail and ultimately did
doomed to fail and ultimately did
doomed to fail and ultimately did sometimes within days or even hours I
sometimes within days or even hours I
sometimes within days or even hours I want to keep you honest so when you say
want to keep you honest so when you say
want to keep you honest so when you say you don’t do anything for ratings the
you don’t do anything for ratings the
you don’t do anything for ratings the choice to have your marriage your
choice to have your marriage your
choice to have your marriage your wedding on television mm-hmm you are
wedding on television mm-hmm you are
wedding on television mm-hmm you are aware that that is going to get a big
aware that that is going to get a big
aware that that is going to get a big rating rather than directly counting
rating rather than directly counting
rating rather than directly counting down based on duration we’re taking into
down based on duration we’re taking into
down based on duration we’re taking into account the scenarios and mismatched
account the scenarios and mismatched
account the scenarios and mismatched people involved you deserved it
people involved you deserved it
people involved you deserved it yes I did number 10 Jennifer Lopez and
yes I did number 10 Jennifer Lopez and
yes I did number 10 Jennifer Lopez and Chris Judd married nine months in the
Chris Judd married nine months in the
Chris Judd married nine months in the making my big five a late 90s
making my big five a late 90s
making my big five a late 90s JLo and Sean Puff Daddy combs were a hot
JLo and Sean Puff Daddy combs were a hot
JLo and Sean Puff Daddy combs were a hot topic but after a nightclub shooting
topic but after a nightclub shooting
topic but after a nightclub shooting incident Lopez was ready to move on on a
incident Lopez was ready to move on on a
incident Lopez was ready to move on on a Spanish music video set JLo fell right
Spanish music video set JLo fell right
Spanish music video set JLo fell right into the arms of director Chris Judd the
into the arms of director Chris Judd the
into the arms of director Chris Judd the protege of Michael Jackson we were
protege of Michael Jackson we were
protege of Michael Jackson we were getting married and people are trying to
getting married and people are trying to
getting married and people are trying to find out where we were getting married
find out where we were getting married
find out where we were getting married and then we were being followed all the
and then we were being followed all the
and then we were being followed all the time they made their marriage official
time they made their marriage official
time they made their marriage official on September 29th 2001 but as it turns
on September 29th 2001 but as it turns
on September 29th 2001 but as it turns out this was only a seasonal fling much
out this was only a seasonal fling much
out this was only a seasonal fling much like Lopez’s first marriage to Cuban
like Lopez’s first marriage to Cuban
like Lopez’s first marriage to Cuban waiter
waiter
waiter oh honey Noah by the summer of 2002 JLo
oh honey Noah by the summer of 2002 JLo
oh honey Noah by the summer of 2002 JLo and Judd called it quits
and Judd called it quits
and Judd called it quits and I need you in a while
and I need you in a while
and I need you in a while number nine Eddie Murphy and Tracey
number nine Eddie Murphy and Tracey
number nine Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds married two weeks I ran into
Edmonds married two weeks I ran into
Edmonds married two weeks I ran into Kinney again on the street and we had
Kinney again on the street and we had
Kinney again on the street and we had dinner and started dating and then I end
dinner and started dating and then I end
dinner and started dating and then I end up doing another video with him after
up doing another video with him after
up doing another video with him after all and we fell in love once the
all and we fell in love once the
all and we fell in love once the longtime wife of R&B producer Kenneth
longtime wife of R&B producer Kenneth
longtime wife of R&B producer Kenneth babyface Edmonds Tracey Edmonds found
babyface Edmonds Tracey Edmonds found
babyface Edmonds Tracey Edmonds found new love with someone that could make
new love with someone that could make
new love with someone that could make her smile
her smile
her smile that man was Eddie Murphy who had been
that man was Eddie Murphy who had been
that man was Eddie Murphy who had been regrouping from a relationship with
regrouping from a relationship with
regrouping from a relationship with Spice Girl Mel B we were angry about
Spice Girl Mel B we were angry about
Spice Girl Mel B we were angry about that the British probably going with
that the British probably going with
that the British probably going with shame on you Eddie Murphy in 2008
shame on you Eddie Murphy in 2008
shame on you Eddie Murphy in 2008 Tracey and Eddie decided to exchange
Tracey and Eddie decided to exchange
Tracey and Eddie decided to exchange vows in a New Year’s Day ceremony on
vows in a New Year’s Day ceremony on
vows in a New Year’s Day ceremony on Bora Bora
Bora Bora
Bora Bora the couple released a statement only two
the couple released a statement only two
the couple released a statement only two weeks later explaining that a legal
weeks later explaining that a legal
weeks later explaining that a legal ceremony wasn’t necessary to define
ceremony wasn’t necessary to define
ceremony wasn’t necessary to define their love the waves then came crashing
their love the waves then came crashing
their love the waves then came crashing down on this symbolic union
number eight Drew Barrymore and Tom
number eight Drew Barrymore and Tom Green married five months and ten days I
Green married five months and ten days I
Green married five months and ten days I figure we could have a little breakfast
figure we could have a little breakfast
figure we could have a little breakfast and then maybe after we could have a
and then maybe after we could have a
and then maybe after we could have a little chat the pairing of these two
little chat the pairing of these two
little chat the pairing of these two eccentric characters looked good on
eccentric characters looked good on
eccentric characters looked good on paper and when Tom green and Drew
paper and when Tom green and Drew
paper and when Tom green and Drew Barrymore began dating the former was
Barrymore began dating the former was
Barrymore began dating the former was earning a cult following with his
earning a cult following with his
earning a cult following with his offbeat MTV series I’m buying a whole
offbeat MTV series I’m buying a whole
offbeat MTV series I’m buying a whole bunch of condoms because I’m planning on
bunch of condoms because I’m planning on
bunch of condoms because I’m planning on making love to a whole bunch of people
making love to a whole bunch of people
making love to a whole bunch of people tonight and I’m really excited about
tonight and I’m really excited about
tonight and I’m really excited about that maybe it was the laughter and
that maybe it was the laughter and
that maybe it was the laughter and romantic chemistry that brought the
romantic chemistry that brought the
romantic chemistry that brought the entertainers together but the strange
entertainers together but the strange
entertainers together but the strange union was obviously lacking patience as
union was obviously lacking patience as
union was obviously lacking patience as Tom Green filed for divorce less than
Tom Green filed for divorce less than
Tom Green filed for divorce less than six months after their July 2001
six months after their July 2001
six months after their July 2001 marriage but you know I wish you know
marriage but you know I wish you know
marriage but you know I wish you know drew obviously all the best she’s I
drew obviously all the best she’s I
drew obviously all the best she’s I haven’t talked to her in many many years
haven’t talked to her in many many years
haven’t talked to her in many many years she’s you know I’m glad she’s doing
she’s you know I’m glad she’s doing
she’s you know I’m glad she’s doing great
great
great sometimes creative minds need intense
sometimes creative minds need intense
sometimes creative minds need intense love before needing a little personal
love before needing a little personal
love before needing a little personal space and then permanent space oh it’s
space and then permanent space oh it’s
space and then permanent space oh it’s not the boat I have to go
not the boat I have to go
not the boat I have to go is it the Chad it might be the Chad
is it the Chad it might be the Chad
is it the Chad it might be the Chad number seven Pamela Anderson and Kid
number seven Pamela Anderson and Kid
number seven Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock married three months and 30 days
when it comes to entertaining Pamela
when it comes to entertaining Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock operate at a
Anderson and Kid Rock operate at a
Anderson and Kid Rock operate at a higher level than most after hooking up
higher level than most after hooking up
higher level than most after hooking up in the early 2000s the two stars were
in the early 2000s the two stars were
in the early 2000s the two stars were briefly engaged only to call it off in
briefly engaged only to call it off in
briefly engaged only to call it off in 2003 three years later they reunited for
2003 three years later they reunited for
2003 three years later they reunited for a French Riviera wedding hello why do
a French Riviera wedding hello why do
a French Riviera wedding hello why do you mad at me yeah yeah no I agree with
you mad at me yeah yeah no I agree with
you mad at me yeah yeah no I agree with mr. a personal complications and Kid
mr. a personal complications and Kid
mr. a personal complications and Kid Rock’s reported meltdown at a boar at
Rock’s reported meltdown at a boar at
Rock’s reported meltdown at a boar at screening however led to the final act
screening however led to the final act
screening however led to the final act in their relationship
in their relationship
in their relationship Pamela gave love another shot with Paris
Pamela gave love another shot with Paris
Pamela gave love another shot with Paris Hilton’s sex tape pal Rick Salomon but
Hilton’s sex tape pal Rick Salomon but
Hilton’s sex tape pal Rick Salomon but their two-month marriage ended with the
their two-month marriage ended with the
their two-month marriage ended with the wife citing fraud he’s acting very
wife citing fraud he’s acting very
wife citing fraud he’s acting very erratically which
erratically which
erratically which concerned about my safety and concerns
concerned about my safety and concerns
concerned about my safety and concerns about the safety of my kids
about the safety of my kids
about the safety of my kids number six Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie
number six Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie
number six Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley married three months and 15 days
when you’re born into movie royalty it’s
when you’re born into movie royalty it’s probably easy to connect with someone
probably easy to connect with someone
probably easy to connect with someone who was born into music royalty
as the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola
as the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola Nicolas Cage has been known to have a
Nicolas Cage has been known to have a
Nicolas Cage has been known to have a special place in his heart for the king
special place in his heart for the king
special place in his heart for the king of rock and that love took another form
of rock and that love took another form
of rock and that love took another form when he married Elvis’s only child Lisa
when he married Elvis’s only child Lisa
when he married Elvis’s only child Lisa Marie Presley she looks up at me with
Marie Presley she looks up at me with
Marie Presley she looks up at me with these big beautiful soulful eyes eyes
these big beautiful soulful eyes eyes
these big beautiful soulful eyes eyes that look like they have a sad story to
that look like they have a sad story to
that look like they have a sad story to tell and I just went oh it all seemed a
tell and I just went oh it all seemed a
tell and I just went oh it all seemed a little too convenient and the two
little too convenient and the two
little too convenient and the two parties must have agreed as their union
parties must have agreed as their union
parties must have agreed as their union came to an end after three and a half
came to an end after three and a half
came to an end after three and a half months
that’s what makes sense is all oh please
that’s what makes sense is all oh please don’t do this number five
don’t do this number five
don’t do this number five Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips
Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips
Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips married eight days I thought only Punk’s
married eight days I thought only Punk’s
married eight days I thought only Punk’s what would night
what would night
what would night who’s fighting making his debut
who’s fighting making his debut
who’s fighting making his debut appearance alongside James Dean in the
appearance alongside James Dean in the
appearance alongside James Dean in the 1955 classic rebel without a cause
1955 classic rebel without a cause
1955 classic rebel without a cause Dennis Hopper was already somewhat of a
Dennis Hopper was already somewhat of a
Dennis Hopper was already somewhat of a Hollywood legend in 1970
Hollywood legend in 1970
Hollywood legend in 1970 especially after roles in Cool Hand Luke
especially after roles in Cool Hand Luke
especially after roles in Cool Hand Luke True Grit & Easy Rider
True Grit & Easy Rider
True Grit & Easy Rider I’m Stone no man but like kiddo I saw a
I’m Stone no man but like kiddo I saw a
I’m Stone no man but like kiddo I saw a satellite despite being known for his
satellite despite being known for his
satellite despite being known for his unique way of life Michelle Phillips of
unique way of life Michelle Phillips of
unique way of life Michelle Phillips of the Mamas & the Papas must have been
the Mamas & the Papas must have been
the Mamas & the Papas must have been intrigued by hoppers joyful approach to
intrigued by hoppers joyful approach to
intrigued by hoppers joyful approach to the everyday but after a week of
the everyday but after a week of
the everyday but after a week of marriage and reported quote unnatural
marriage and reported quote unnatural
marriage and reported quote unnatural sex demands the marriage ultimately
sex demands the marriage ultimately
sex demands the marriage ultimately became nothing more than a pop-culture
became nothing more than a pop-culture
became nothing more than a pop-culture factoid which is something right
and not take me number four
and not take me number four cher and Gregg Allman married nine days
cher and Gregg Allman married nine days
cher and Gregg Allman married nine days you’re asking for you know you’re asking
you’re asking for you know you’re asking
you’re asking for you know you’re asking for a nose joke Cher and I’m the guy
for a nose joke Cher and I’m the guy
for a nose joke Cher and I’m the guy that can deliver it in 1975 cher was
that can deliver it in 1975 cher was
that can deliver it in 1975 cher was recovering from a breakup with Sonny
recovering from a breakup with Sonny
recovering from a breakup with Sonny Bono and naturally rebounded with
Bono and naturally rebounded with
Bono and naturally rebounded with another musician within days darling I
another musician within days darling I
another musician within days darling I will yep just four days after finalizing
will yep just four days after finalizing
will yep just four days after finalizing her divorce cher tied the knot with
her divorce cher tied the knot with
her divorce cher tied the knot with southern rocker Gregg Allman then here’s
southern rocker Gregg Allman then here’s
southern rocker Gregg Allman then here’s the thing about them good old boys he
the thing about them good old boys he
the thing about them good old boys he drinks a bit and Allman dabbled in
drinks a bit and Allman dabbled in
drinks a bit and Allman dabbled in perhaps a bit too much heroin for Cher’s
perhaps a bit too much heroin for Cher’s
perhaps a bit too much heroin for Cher’s taste
nine days later yep
nine days later yep nine days another share marriage ended
nine days another share marriage ended
nine days another share marriage ended well almost
well almost
well almost turns out the couple managed to patch
turns out the couple managed to patch
turns out the couple managed to patch things up and stay married until 1979
things up and stay married until 1979
things up and stay married until 1979 which in Hollywood years is forever
number three Kim Kardashian and Kris
number three Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries married 72 days
Humphries married 72 days
Humphries married 72 days Kris stood by her side and a polished
Kris stood by her side and a polished
Kris stood by her side and a polished Zegna tux with white jacket and tie Kris
Zegna tux with white jacket and tie Kris
Zegna tux with white jacket and tie Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian shared a
Humphries and Kim Kardashian shared a
Humphries and Kim Kardashian shared a unique dynamic in that one rode the
unique dynamic in that one rode the
unique dynamic in that one rode the bench and the other was most known for
bench and the other was most known for
bench and the other was most known for writing Fame all the way to the bank you
writing Fame all the way to the bank you
writing Fame all the way to the bank you didn’t know I wore retainers oh who
didn’t know I wore retainers oh who
didn’t know I wore retainers oh who really knows what either was thinking
really knows what either was thinking
really knows what either was thinking but you know that when you factor in a
but you know that when you factor in a
but you know that when you factor in a reality TV series the romance seemed
reality TV series the romance seemed
reality TV series the romance seemed more like a publicity stunt than real
more like a publicity stunt than real
more like a publicity stunt than real love do you still love her
love do you still love her
love do you still love her this guy oh you know I’m focused on just
this guy oh you know I’m focused on just
this guy oh you know I’m focused on just you know what I can control the final
you know what I can control the final
you know what I can control the final count was 72 days yet the money still
count was 72 days yet the money still
count was 72 days yet the money still flowing in there’s truly was a romance
flowing in there’s truly was a romance
flowing in there’s truly was a romance of the digital age but people don’t
of the digital age but people don’t
of the digital age but people don’t leave for small things can you know when
leave for small things can you know when
leave for small things can you know when you just have that feeling when you’re
you just have that feeling when you’re
you just have that feeling when you’re like he’s the one once we moved in I
like he’s the one once we moved in I
like he’s the one once we moved in I knew that he was not the one number two
knew that he was not the one number two
knew that he was not the one number two Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra married
Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra married
Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra married nine days I’m Eric Carmen to help us woo
nine days I’m Eric Carmen to help us woo
nine days I’m Eric Carmen to help us woo that was one of those things where we
that was one of those things where we
that was one of those things where we was in Vegas partying para Mauryan with
was in Vegas partying para Mauryan with
was in Vegas partying para Mauryan with spontaneity and the spirit of Sin City
spontaneity and the spirit of Sin City
spontaneity and the spirit of Sin City were at the heart of this short-lived
were at the heart of this short-lived
were at the heart of this short-lived marriage because surprise surprise NBA
marriage because surprise surprise NBA
marriage because surprise surprise NBA star Dennis Rodman and MTV vixen Carmen
star Dennis Rodman and MTV vixen Carmen
star Dennis Rodman and MTV vixen Carmen Electra were married in November 1998 in
Electra were married in November 1998 in
Electra were married in November 1998 in the Haven of hazy weddings Las Vegas
the Haven of hazy weddings Las Vegas
the Haven of hazy weddings Las Vegas Elektra herself described the event as
Elektra herself described the event as
Elektra herself described the event as quote like getting a cheeseburger at a
quote like getting a cheeseburger at a
quote like getting a cheeseburger at a fast food restaurant and was dealing
fast food restaurant and was dealing
fast food restaurant and was dealing with the passing of both her own sister
with the passing of both her own sister
with the passing of both her own sister and mother at the time I just went into
and mother at the time I just went into
and mother at the time I just went into self-destruction and I remember meeting
self-destruction and I remember meeting
self-destruction and I remember meeting Dennis and Dennis was the life of the
Dennis and Dennis was the life of the
Dennis and Dennis was the life of the party he was fun it was Rodman who
party he was fun it was Rodman who
party he was fun it was Rodman who initially filed for an annulment after
initially filed for an annulment after
initially filed for an annulment after nine days despite an attempt at
nine days despite an attempt at
nine days despite an attempt at rekindling the fire the two parted ways
rekindling the fire the two parted ways
rekindling the fire the two parted ways four months later
four months later
four months later right after I felt like oh god what do
right after I felt like oh god what do
right after I felt like oh god what do we do what did we just do before we
we do what did we just do before we
we do what did we just do before we unveil our number one pick here are some
unveil our number one pick here are some
unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions did tell me when he
honorable mentions did tell me when he
honorable mentions did tell me when he was here the last time that he’s friends
was here the last time that he’s friends
was here the last time that he’s friends with all of his exes like why we were
with all of his exes like why we were
with all of his exes like why we were two stupid kids who had no business
two stupid kids who had no business
two stupid kids who had no business being in the relationship in the first
being in the relationship in the first
being in the relationship in the first place the 31 year old explained they met
place the 31 year old explained they met
place the 31 year old explained they met in January 2005 married in May and split
in January 2005 married in May and split
in January 2005 married in May and split in September Zell wigger insisted on an
in September Zell wigger insisted on an
in September Zell wigger insisted on an annulment not a divorce after hitting an
annulment not a divorce after hitting an
annulment not a divorce after hitting an all-time low they broke up and she said
all-time low they broke up and she said
all-time low they broke up and she said it happened quote abruptly rudely and
it happened quote abruptly rudely and
it happened quote abruptly rudely and with the exact callousness that I’d come
with the exact callousness that I’d come
with the exact callousness that I’d come to expect from him
number one Britney Spears and Jason
number one Britney Spears and Jason Allen Alexander married 55 hours was
Allen Alexander married 55 hours was
Allen Alexander married 55 hours was real back there but people thought that
real back there but people thought that
real back there but people thought that was a joke I wasn’t playing I was my
was a joke I wasn’t playing I was my
was a joke I wasn’t playing I was my real emotion when a small-town girl
real emotion when a small-town girl
real emotion when a small-town girl makes it big and invites high school
makes it big and invites high school
makes it big and invites high school friends to Sin City
friends to Sin City
friends to Sin City you better believe someone’s getting
you better believe someone’s getting
you better believe someone’s getting married six months before her engagement
married six months before her engagement
married six months before her engagement to Kevin Federline Britney Spears
to Kevin Federline Britney Spears
to Kevin Federline Britney Spears embarked on a legendary Vegas weekend
embarked on a legendary Vegas weekend
embarked on a legendary Vegas weekend I’ve filed for a divorce this month upon
I’ve filed for a divorce this month upon
I’ve filed for a divorce this month upon watching Mona Lisa smile and the Texas
watching Mona Lisa smile and the Texas
watching Mona Lisa smile and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Chainsaw Massacre
Chainsaw Massacre the Princess of Pop and PAL Jason
the Princess of Pop and PAL Jason
the Princess of Pop and PAL Jason Alexander hit the strip for a bit of fun
Alexander hit the strip for a bit of fun
Alexander hit the strip for a bit of fun you know marriage was one of those
you know marriage was one of those
you know marriage was one of those things that were really silly and just
things that were really silly and just
things that were really silly and just kind of uncalled for
kind of uncalled for
kind of uncalled for unsurprisingly their union lasted 55
unsurprisingly their union lasted 55
unsurprisingly their union lasted 55 hours before it was annulled but the
hours before it was annulled but the
hours before it was annulled but the sheer oddity of the incident has long
sheer oddity of the incident has long
sheer oddity of the incident has long inspired famous people to behave in
inspired famous people to behave in
inspired famous people to behave in equally bizarre fashion is there a
equally bizarre fashion is there a
equally bizarre fashion is there a honeymoon period for you guys in that 55
honeymoon period for you guys in that 55
honeymoon period for you guys in that 55 minutes maybe we were in Vegas you know
minutes maybe we were in Vegas you know
minutes maybe we were in Vegas you know we had a suite do you agree with our
we had a suite do you agree with our
we had a suite do you agree with our list
list
list guys what short-lived celebrity marriage
guys what short-lived celebrity marriage
guys what short-lived celebrity marriage threw you for a loop hey man you want to
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