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top ten about nothing are you just
top ten about nothing are you just saying you wanna have fun or do you
saying you wanna have fun or do you
saying you wanna have fun or do you really wanna have fun I really want to
really wanna have fun I really want to
really wanna have fun I really want to have fun I’m just saying I want to
have fun I’m just saying I want to
have fun I’m just saying I want to absolutely welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 episodes of Seinfeld for
for the top 10 episodes of Seinfeld for
for the top 10 episodes of Seinfeld for this list we’re taking aim at those
this list we’re taking aim at those
this list we’re taking aim at those episodes of Seinfeld that are most
episodes of Seinfeld that are most
episodes of Seinfeld that are most influential most iconic and most funny
influential most iconic and most funny
influential most iconic and most funny no now find your favorite booth in
no now find your favorite booth in
no now find your favorite booth in Moncks and let’s dig in let’s push this
Moncks and let’s dig in let’s push this
Moncks and let’s dig in let’s push this giant ball oil all the way gone because
giant ball oil all the way gone because
giant ball oil all the way gone because it’s a little mint it’s a junior mint
it’s a little mint it’s a junior mint
it’s a little mint it’s a junior mint number 10 the junior mint chocolate it’s
number 10 the junior mint chocolate it’s
number 10 the junior mint chocolate it’s peppermint it’s delicious self-centered
peppermint it’s delicious self-centered
peppermint it’s delicious self-centered as ever Jerry can’t remember his date’s
as ever Jerry can’t remember his date’s
as ever Jerry can’t remember his date’s name and tries everything to figure it
name and tries everything to figure it
name and tries everything to figure it out it rhymes for the female body part
out it rhymes for the female body part
out it rhymes for the female body part what is it vulva Elaine’s got the hots
what is it vulva Elaine’s got the hots
what is it vulva Elaine’s got the hots for her slim down ex Roy this is uh you
for her slim down ex Roy this is uh you
for her slim down ex Roy this is uh you really lost weight but the episodes
really lost weight but the episodes
really lost weight but the episodes title comes from an incident when Jer
title comes from an incident when Jer
title comes from an incident when Jer and Kramer
and Kramer
and Kramer are observing Roy’s surgery and Kramer’s
are observing Roy’s surgery and Kramer’s
are observing Roy’s surgery and Kramer’s brought along some Junior Mints as a
brought along some Junior Mints as a
brought along some Junior Mints as a snack favor stop it
however even with all that going on our
however even with all that going on our favorite part is when Jerry finally
favorite part is when Jerry finally
favorite part is when Jerry finally realizes his lady friends name Oh number
realizes his lady friends name Oh number
realizes his lady friends name Oh number nine the Bubble Boy
nine the Bubble Boy
nine the Bubble Boy doctors say yes to live in a plastic
doctors say yes to live in a plastic
doctors say yes to live in a plastic bubble can you imagine it a bubble a
bubble can you imagine it a bubble a
bubble can you imagine it a bubble a bubble a bubble yes a bubble after
bubble a bubble yes a bubble after
bubble a bubble yes a bubble after learning of his illness
learning of his illness
learning of his illness Jerry begrudgingly agrees to visit one
Jerry begrudgingly agrees to visit one
Jerry begrudgingly agrees to visit one of his fans on his way to a cabin with
of his fans on his way to a cabin with
of his fans on his way to a cabin with Elaine George and Susan excuse me
but Jer gets lost hijinks ensue as he
but Jer gets lost hijinks ensue as he and Elaine stop at a diner and give
and Elaine stop at a diner and give
and Elaine stop at a diner and give another fan a signed picture
another fan a signed picture
another fan a signed picture nothing’s finer than being in your diner
while George plays an ill-fated game of
while George plays an ill-fated game of Trivial Pursuit with the Bubble Boy I’m
Trivial Pursuit with the Bubble Boy I’m
Trivial Pursuit with the Bubble Boy I’m so sorry it’s the Moose the correct
so sorry it’s the Moose the correct
so sorry it’s the Moose the correct answer the moose
answer the moose
answer the moose and where’s Kramer oh just burning down
and where’s Kramer oh just burning down
and where’s Kramer oh just burning down the cabin my Cubans
number 8 the limo Oh tell me the jig is
number 8 the limo Oh tell me the jig is up it was a bad jig to begin with we
up it was a bad jig to begin with we
up it was a bad jig to begin with we never should have started this Jay was a
never should have started this Jay was a
never should have started this Jay was a good chick it’s a bad jag a terrible
good chick it’s a bad jag a terrible
good chick it’s a bad jag a terrible terrible Jake as risky and edgy today as
terrible Jake as risky and edgy today as
terrible Jake as risky and edgy today as it was when it premiered in 1992 this
it was when it premiered in 1992 this
it was when it premiered in 1992 this episode sees George pretending to be a
episode sees George pretending to be a
episode sees George pretending to be a man named O’Brien so he and Jerry can
man named O’Brien so he and Jerry can
man named O’Brien so he and Jerry can snag a limo ride home from the airport
snag a limo ride home from the airport
snag a limo ride home from the airport get the colonel working around front
get the colonel working around front
get the colonel working around front thank you
yada yada yada
yada yada yada turns out O’Brien is a high-profile
turns out O’Brien is a high-profile
turns out O’Brien is a high-profile neo-nazi who’s supposed to be on his way
neo-nazi who’s supposed to be on his way
neo-nazi who’s supposed to be on his way to give a speech near Madison Square
to give a speech near Madison Square
to give a speech near Madison Square Garden and the Jews steal money through
Garden and the Jews steal money through
Garden and the Jews steal money through the Zionist occupied government and use
the Zionist occupied government and use
the Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our
the black man to bring drugs into our
the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities
oppressed white minority communities
oppressed white minority communities you’re not gonna open with that are you
you’re not gonna open with that are you
you’re not gonna open with that are you guns riding and George screams follow
James topless number seven yo-yo ma the
James topless number seven yo-yo ma the Hamptons Boutros boutros-ghali this
Hamptons Boutros boutros-ghali this
Hamptons Boutros boutros-ghali this episode changed the meaning of the word
episode changed the meaning of the word
episode changed the meaning of the word shrinkage it shrinks like a frightened
shrinkage it shrinks like a frightened
shrinkage it shrinks like a frightened turtle while in the Hamptons to visit
turtle while in the Hamptons to visit
turtle while in the Hamptons to visit their friends breathtaking newborn Jerry
their friends breathtaking newborn Jerry
their friends breathtaking newborn Jerry Elaine and Kramer see George’s new
Elaine and Kramer see George’s new
Elaine and Kramer see George’s new girlfriend topless nice rack
girlfriend topless nice rack
girlfriend topless nice rack Elaine’s confused by a cute doctor’s
Elaine’s confused by a cute doctor’s
Elaine’s confused by a cute doctor’s choice of words yeah he really is
choice of words yeah he really is
choice of words yeah he really is breathtaking Kramer’s arrested for
breathtaking Kramer’s arrested for
breathtaking Kramer’s arrested for poaching lobsters and George is caught
poaching lobsters and George is caught
poaching lobsters and George is caught with his pants down I’m really sorry
with his pants down I’m really sorry
with his pants down I’m really sorry classic comical and it spawned a
classic comical and it spawned a
classic comical and it spawned a catchphrase what more could you want
catchphrase what more could you want
catchphrase what more could you want I was no he’s just a guy but I really
I was no he’s just a guy but I really
I was no he’s just a guy but I really liked him
liked him
liked him number six the boyfriend with all these
number six the boyfriend with all these
number six the boyfriend with all these ball clubs flying around all season what
ball clubs flying around all season what
ball clubs flying around all season what you think there’d be a plane crash
you think there’d be a plane crash
you think there’d be a plane crash Jerry strikes up a bromance with Keith
Jerry strikes up a bromance with Keith
Jerry strikes up a bromance with Keith Hernandez but gets jealous when his idol
Hernandez but gets jealous when his idol
Hernandez but gets jealous when his idol starts dating Elaine wait a minute
starts dating Elaine wait a minute
starts dating Elaine wait a minute you jealous of him you’re jealous of me
Kramer Newman won’t shut up about their
Kramer Newman won’t shut up about their hatred of the MedStar
hatred of the MedStar
hatred of the MedStar Thank You Hayden I despise him which
Thank You Hayden I despise him which
Thank You Hayden I despise him which culminates in a perfect JFK style
culminates in a perfect JFK style
culminates in a perfect JFK style explanation that is one magic loogie but
explanation that is one magic loogie but
explanation that is one magic loogie but our faith quote of this two-parter comes
our faith quote of this two-parter comes
our faith quote of this two-parter comes in Georgia storyline after lying to the
in Georgia storyline after lying to the
in Georgia storyline after lying to the unemployment agency about his job
unemployment agency about his job
unemployment agency about his job prospects with Vandelay industries
prospects with Vandelay industries
prospects with Vandelay industries George is caught with his pants down
George is caught with his pants down
George is caught with his pants down again and you want to be my late textile
anything happens yet can I count on you
anything happens yet can I count on you number five the Chinese restaurant
number five the Chinese restaurant
number five the Chinese restaurant decide to go at it yeah I want to get
decide to go at it yeah I want to get
decide to go at it yeah I want to get into a rumble this simple concept
into a rumble this simple concept
into a rumble this simple concept changed how sitcoms were written but it
changed how sitcoms were written but it
changed how sitcoms were written but it was initially rejected by the NBC brass
was initially rejected by the NBC brass
was initially rejected by the NBC brass Jerry George and Elaine stop for dinner
Jerry George and Elaine stop for dinner
Jerry George and Elaine stop for dinner on their way to a movie I can’t have out
on their way to a movie I can’t have out
on their way to a movie I can’t have out for dinner
that’s it they have hotdogs there now
that’s it they have hotdogs there now movie hotdogs I’d rather lick the food
movie hotdogs I’d rather lick the food
movie hotdogs I’d rather lick the food up faster if any episode proves Seinfeld
up faster if any episode proves Seinfeld
up faster if any episode proves Seinfeld is a show about nothing it’s this one
is a show about nothing it’s this one
is a show about nothing it’s this one you know we’re living in a society sure
you know we’re living in a society sure
you know we’re living in a society sure there are shenanigans
there are shenanigans
there are shenanigans should I do it George for 50 bucks put
should I do it George for 50 bucks put
should I do it George for 50 bucks put my face in this soup and blow but
my face in this soup and blow but
my face in this soup and blow but similar to the later episode the parking
similar to the later episode the parking
similar to the later episode the parking garage the crew ends up essentially in
garage the crew ends up essentially in
garage the crew ends up essentially in the same place as when they begin
the same place as when they begin
the same place as when they begin Seinfeld ball we take out our drivers we
Seinfeld ball we take out our drivers we
Seinfeld ball we take out our drivers we tee up and number four the marine
tee up and number four the marine
tee up and number four the marine biologist sailing up into the sky holds
biologist sailing up into the sky holds
biologist sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then hmm
there for a moment and then hmm
there for a moment and then hmm a favorite of Seinfeld himself this
a favorite of Seinfeld himself this
a favorite of Seinfeld himself this episode has George pretending to be a
episode has George pretending to be a
episode has George pretending to be a marine biologist oh I just got back from
marine biologist oh I just got back from
marine biologist oh I just got back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands I was
a trip to the Galapagos Islands I was
a trip to the Galapagos Islands I was living with the Turkish Elaine fighting
living with the Turkish Elaine fighting
living with the Turkish Elaine fighting an angry Russian author who likes
an angry Russian author who likes
an angry Russian author who likes throwing stuff out windows and Kramer
throwing stuff out windows and Kramer
throwing stuff out windows and Kramer playing golf at the beach ridiculous
playing golf at the beach ridiculous
playing golf at the beach ridiculous obviously I spanked but it proves the
obviously I spanked but it proves the
obviously I spanked but it proves the show can take any concept does anyone
show can take any concept does anyone
show can take any concept does anyone hear a marine biologist no matter how
hear a marine biologist no matter how
hear a marine biologist no matter how silly and make it funny
silly and make it funny
silly and make it funny the sea was angry that day my friends
like an old man trying to send back soup
like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli but we gotta say the greatest
in a deli but we gotta say the greatest
in a deli but we gotta say the greatest payoff in this episode is George’s
payoff in this episode is George’s
payoff in this episode is George’s closing monologue so I reached my hand
closing monologue so I reached my hand
closing monologue so I reached my hand in felt around and pulled out the
in felt around and pulled out the
in felt around and pulled out the obstruction
hole in one
hole in one number three the puffy shirt you’re
number three the puffy shirt you’re
number three the puffy shirt you’re gonna be the first pirate I don’t want
gonna be the first pirate I don’t want
gonna be the first pirate I don’t want to be a pirate
to be a pirate
to be a pirate Seinfeld picks apart personality quirks
Seinfeld picks apart personality quirks
Seinfeld picks apart personality quirks with skill this time inventing the low
with skill this time inventing the low
with skill this time inventing the low talker what excuse me in this case the
talker what excuse me in this case the
talker what excuse me in this case the low talker is Kramer’s girlfriend who
low talker is Kramer’s girlfriend who
low talker is Kramer’s girlfriend who just so happens to be a fashion designer
just so happens to be a fashion designer
just so happens to be a fashion designer interested in starting a new trend
interested in starting a new trend
interested in starting a new trend when Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear
when Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear
when Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear one of her creations on the Today Show
one of her creations on the Today Show
one of her creations on the Today Show things don’t go according to plan for
things don’t go according to plan for
things don’t go according to plan for anybody some of those heckles are really
anybody some of those heckles are really
anybody some of those heckles are really uncalled for avast ye matey what the
uncalled for avast ye matey what the
uncalled for avast ye matey what the hell is that man including George the
hell is that man including George the
hell is that man including George the new hand model which is the episodes
new hand model which is the episodes
new hand model which is the episodes subplot you look like a complete idiot I
subplot you look like a complete idiot I
subplot you look like a complete idiot I wouldn’t wipe my eggs number 2 the Soup
wouldn’t wipe my eggs number 2 the Soup
wouldn’t wipe my eggs number 2 the Soup Nazi Jimmy even if you never watched
Nazi Jimmy even if you never watched
Nazi Jimmy even if you never watched Seinfeld you know one phrase nothing for
Seinfeld you know one phrase nothing for
Seinfeld you know one phrase nothing for you while Jerry and his girlfriend are
you while Jerry and his girlfriend are
you while Jerry and his girlfriend are busy using baby talk yeah the gang finds
busy using baby talk yeah the gang finds
busy using baby talk yeah the gang finds a joint that serves the city’s best soup
a joint that serves the city’s best soup
a joint that serves the city’s best soup oh this is fantastic but there’s a catch
oh this is fantastic but there’s a catch
oh this is fantastic but there’s a catch I said yeah hold out your money speak
I said yeah hold out your money speak
I said yeah hold out your money speak your soup in a loud clear voice step to
your soup in a loud clear voice step to
your soup in a loud clear voice step to the left and receive the right Elaine
the left and receive the right Elaine
the left and receive the right Elaine doesn’t buy into the soup Nazis rules
doesn’t buy into the soup Nazis rules
doesn’t buy into the soup Nazis rules and gets herself banned from his store
and gets herself banned from his store
and gets herself banned from his store leading her on a crusade to bring him
leading her on a crusade to bring him
leading her on a crusade to bring him down
down
down Elaine let the man make his show
Elaine let the man make his show
Elaine let the man make his show and thanks to some trouble with an
and thanks to some trouble with an
and thanks to some trouble with an armoire Kramer and street toughs she
armoire Kramer and street toughs she
armoire Kramer and street toughs she doesn’t get through this is not no more
doesn’t get through this is not no more
doesn’t get through this is not no more simply before we reveal which pic we
simply before we reveal which pic we
simply before we reveal which pic we think is the most sponge worthy here are
think is the most sponge worthy here are
think is the most sponge worthy here are a few honorable mentions you hold it in
a few honorable mentions you hold it in
a few honorable mentions you hold it in like that you can cause a lot of damage
like that you can cause a lot of damage
like that you can cause a lot of damage to your bladder that’s what happens to
to your bladder that’s what happens to
to your bladder that’s what happens to truck drivers well they hold it in all
truck drivers well they hold it in all
truck drivers well they hold it in all the time and eventually it starts to
the time and eventually it starts to
the time and eventually it starts to come out involuntarily all right my name
come out involuntarily all right my name
come out involuntarily all right my name is George I’m unemployed and I live with
is George I’m unemployed and I live with
is George I’m unemployed and I live with my parents
I’m Victoria hi it’s a good friend
I’m Victoria hi it’s a good friend choice Costanza
I’m really sorry stuck your sorries in a
I’m really sorry stuck your sorries in a sack mister it’s an expression my mother
sack mister it’s an expression my mother
sack mister it’s an expression my mother had a Glamour magazine I started leaving
had a Glamour magazine I started leaving
had a Glamour magazine I started leaving number one glamour the contest what did
number one glamour the contest what did
number one glamour the contest what did she do first she screams George what are
she do first she screams George what are
she do first she screams George what are you doing my god breaking barriers as
you doing my god breaking barriers as
you doing my god breaking barriers as always the writers of Seinfeld somehow
always the writers of Seinfeld somehow
always the writers of Seinfeld somehow made masturbation inoffensive and
made masturbation inoffensive and
made masturbation inoffensive and appropriate for primetime George’s
appropriate for primetime George’s
appropriate for primetime George’s mother in her first appearance discovers
mother in her first appearance discovers
mother in her first appearance discovers George treating his body like a well
George treating his body like a well
George treating his body like a well we’ll let her tell you I come home and
we’ll let her tell you I come home and
we’ll let her tell you I come home and find my son treating his body like it
find my son treating his body like it
find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park so the four
was an amusement park so the four
was an amusement park so the four friends make a bet to see who can go the
friends make a bet to see who can go the
friends make a bet to see who can go the longest without self gratification I’m
longest without self gratification I’m
longest without self gratification I’m out with virgins Kennedy’s hot nurses
out with virgins Kennedy’s hot nurses
out with virgins Kennedy’s hot nurses and naked ladies running wild has
and naked ladies running wild has
and naked ladies running wild has nothing on all this Emmy winning episode
nothing on all this Emmy winning episode
nothing on all this Emmy winning episode proves that in the world of sitcoms
proves that in the world of sitcoms
proves that in the world of sitcoms Seinfeld is the master of his domain I
Seinfeld is the master of his domain I
Seinfeld is the master of his domain I am king of the county you lord of the
am king of the county you lord of the
am king of the county you lord of the manor do you agree with our list no no
thank you
thank you what are your favorite episodes of
what are your favorite episodes of
what are your favorite episodes of Seinfeld yeah well I can’t have this
Seinfeld yeah well I can’t have this
Seinfeld yeah well I can’t have this hanging over my head it’s bad mojo for
hanging over my head it’s bad mojo for
hanging over my head it’s bad mojo for more hilarious top 10s published every
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