is there a barista here because this roast just got dark it’s offensive
roast just got dark it’s offensive
roast just got dark it’s offensive comedy at its finest and culture if
comedy at its finest and culture if
comedy at its finest and culture if you’re here who’s scaring the crows away
you’re here who’s scaring the crows away
you’re here who’s scaring the crows away from our crops welcome to watchmojo.com
from our crops welcome to watchmojo.com
from our crops welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest celebrity
for the top 10 funniest celebrity
for the top 10 funniest celebrity Roasters for this list we’re looking at
Roasters for this list we’re looking at
Roasters for this list we’re looking at the funniest roaster since the advent of
the funniest roaster since the advent of
the funniest roaster since the advent of the medium these are the fixtures of the
the medium these are the fixtures of the
the medium these are the fixtures of the celebrity roasts who’ve made the roast
celebrity roasts who’ve made the roast
celebrity roasts who’ve made the roast EES laugh cringe or cry depending on the
EES laugh cringe or cry depending on the
EES laugh cringe or cry depending on the nerve they hit everybody in Hollywood is
nerve they hit everybody in Hollywood is
nerve they hit everybody in Hollywood is talking about it and they all saying the
talking about it and they all saying the
talking about it and they all saying the same thing I think that bitch gave me
same thing I think that bitch gave me
same thing I think that bitch gave me herpes we’ll be judging the comedian’s
herpes we’ll be judging the comedian’s
herpes we’ll be judging the comedian’s on their entire body of roast work
on their entire body of roast work
on their entire body of roast work rather than any specific set such
rather than any specific set such
rather than any specific set such phenomenal range
you’re like the Daniel day-lewis of only
you’re like the Daniel day-lewis of only doing one thing number 10
doing one thing number 10
doing one thing number 10 Anthony Jeselnik you’ve convinced more
Anthony Jeselnik you’ve convinced more
Anthony Jeselnik you’ve convinced more women to have abortions than the
women to have abortions than the
women to have abortions than the prenatal tests for Down syndrome
Jeselnik is the head of a new generation
Jeselnik is the head of a new generation of Roasters the stand-up comic started
of Roasters the stand-up comic started
of Roasters the stand-up comic started as a behind-the-scenes writer for the
as a behind-the-scenes writer for the
as a behind-the-scenes writer for the David Hasselhoff roast but producers
David Hasselhoff roast but producers
David Hasselhoff roast but producers liked his style and he was offered a
liked his style and he was offered a
liked his style and he was offered a performing role at the following event
performing role at the following event
performing role at the following event the only difference between you and
the only difference between you and
the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall
Michael Douglas from the movie Wall
Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street said no one’s gonna be sad when
Street said no one’s gonna be sad when
Street said no one’s gonna be sad when you get cancer the 2011 roast of Donald
you get cancer the 2011 roast of Donald
you get cancer the 2011 roast of Donald Trump springboarded his comedy career as
Trump springboarded his comedy career as
Trump springboarded his comedy career as his dark foe Psychopaths Patrick Bateman
his dark foe Psychopaths Patrick Bateman
his dark foe Psychopaths Patrick Bateman style mixed with masterful joke writing
style mixed with masterful joke writing
style mixed with masterful joke writing may Jeselnik an instant comedy celebrity
may Jeselnik an instant comedy celebrity
may Jeselnik an instant comedy celebrity making fun of Larry King for being old
making fun of Larry King for being old
making fun of Larry King for being old is like making fun of Marlee Matlin for
is like making fun of Marlee Matlin for
is like making fun of Marlee Matlin for being deaf it’s fun
being deaf it’s fun
being deaf it’s fun he made mincemeat of his fellow Roasters
he made mincemeat of his fellow Roasters
he made mincemeat of his fellow Roasters and of course the Donald himself and
and of course the Donald himself and
and of course the Donald himself and would apply the same technique to later
would apply the same technique to later
would apply the same technique to later roasts of Charlie Sheen and Roseanne
roasts of Charlie Sheen and Roseanne
roasts of Charlie Sheen and Roseanne Barr before moving into different
Barr before moving into different
Barr before moving into different comedic ventures last year my mom should
comedic ventures last year my mom should
comedic ventures last year my mom should have been celebrating her 60th birthday
have been celebrating her 60th birthday
have been celebrating her 60th birthday but because of drugs alcohol and other
but because of drugs alcohol and other
but because of drugs alcohol and other terrible decisions we all forgot number
terrible decisions we all forgot number
terrible decisions we all forgot number 9 Nick DiPaolo Adam Carolla you know
9 Nick DiPaolo Adam Carolla you know
9 Nick DiPaolo Adam Carolla you know Adam is half Hispanic which means not
Adam is half Hispanic which means not
Adam is half Hispanic which means not only is his last name Corolla he was
only is his last name Corolla he was
only is his last name Corolla he was probably conceived in one meanness
probably conceived in one meanness
probably conceived in one meanness personified is Nick DiPaolo a
personified is Nick DiPaolo a
personified is Nick DiPaolo a no-holds-barred take-no-prisoners
no-holds-barred take-no-prisoners
no-holds-barred take-no-prisoners performer whose roasts sets our leagues
performer whose roasts sets our leagues
performer whose roasts sets our leagues above the competition operation Dumbo
above the competition operation Dumbo
above the competition operation Dumbo drop let me ask you what at what point
drop let me ask you what at what point
drop let me ask you what at what point when you’re reading the script did you
when you’re reading the script did you
when you’re reading the script did you say I have to do this can film huh
say I have to do this can film huh
say I have to do this can film huh the veteran comedian first gained
the veteran comedian first gained
the veteran comedian first gained national notice as a ball butcher on the
national notice as a ball butcher on the
national notice as a ball butcher on the 2003 roast of Denis Leary where he
2003 roast of Denis Leary where he
2003 roast of Denis Leary where he eviscerated the stage and the grumpy
eviscerated the stage and the grumpy
eviscerated the stage and the grumpy leery so well that he became a roast
leery so well that he became a roast
leery so well that he became a roast regular this is ironic I finally meet
regular this is ironic I finally meet
regular this is ironic I finally meet the girl of my dreams and I’m shitting
the girl of my dreams and I’m shitting
the girl of my dreams and I’m shitting on you instead of the other way or
on you instead of the other way or
on you instead of the other way or DiPaolo made additional appearances at
DiPaolo made additional appearances at
DiPaolo made additional appearances at the Comedy Central roasts of Jeff
the Comedy Central roasts of Jeff
the Comedy Central roasts of Jeff Foxworthy Pamela Anderson and Larry the
Foxworthy Pamela Anderson and Larry the
Foxworthy Pamela Anderson and Larry the Cable Guy and brought the house down
Cable Guy and brought the house down
Cable Guy and brought the house down every time I saw Larry backstage of the
every time I saw Larry backstage of the
every time I saw Larry backstage of the longface sniffing his fingers I said
longface sniffing his fingers I said
longface sniffing his fingers I said what’s the matter goes I miss my family
what’s the matter goes I miss my family
what’s the matter goes I miss my family his lesser-known
his lesser-known
his lesser-known but perhaps most revered appearance was
but perhaps most revered appearance was
but perhaps most revered appearance was at the Howard Stern Roast of Artie Lange
at the Howard Stern Roast of Artie Lange
at the Howard Stern Roast of Artie Lange where he blurred the line between
where he blurred the line between
where he blurred the line between horrifying and horrifyingly hilarious
horrifying and horrifyingly hilarious
horrifying and horrifyingly hilarious you couldn’t be more white trash if you
you couldn’t be more white trash if you
you couldn’t be more white trash if you were McDonald’s bagged in a dumpster
were McDonald’s bagged in a dumpster
were McDonald’s bagged in a dumpster filled with Courtney Love’s tampons
filled with Courtney Love’s tampons
filled with Courtney Love’s tampons number eight Amy Schumer when someone
number eight Amy Schumer when someone
number eight Amy Schumer when someone even mentions whose line is it anyway
even mentions whose line is it anyway
even mentions whose line is it anyway Carrie Fisher yells out mine after
Carrie Fisher yells out mine after
Carrie Fisher yells out mine after appearing on NBC’s Last Comic Standing
appearing on NBC’s Last Comic Standing
appearing on NBC’s Last Comic Standing several years before Amy Schumer got her
several years before Amy Schumer got her
several years before Amy Schumer got her big break with the 2011 Roast of Charlie
big break with the 2011 Roast of Charlie
big break with the 2011 Roast of Charlie Sheen but there is no denying how famous
Sheen but there is no denying how famous
Sheen but there is no denying how famous you are I mean it was international news
you are I mean it was international news
you are I mean it was international news when you ruined the lives of those two
when you ruined the lives of those two
when you ruined the lives of those two girls living with you you know your
girls living with you you know your
girls living with you you know your daughters
six million people tuned in to see the
six million people tuned in to see the largely unknown comedian trounced the
largely unknown comedian trounced the
largely unknown comedian trounced the competition like few others could but
competition like few others could but
competition like few others could but now I can see a girl hooking up with you
now I can see a girl hooking up with you
now I can see a girl hooking up with you Jeff I mean I would sit on your face
Jeff I mean I would sit on your face
Jeff I mean I would sit on your face just so I wouldn’t have to look at it
just so I wouldn’t have to look at it
just so I wouldn’t have to look at it Schumer was both hilarious and ruthless
Schumer was both hilarious and ruthless
Schumer was both hilarious and ruthless and her dissection of Sheen and company
and her dissection of Sheen and company
and her dissection of Sheen and company but courted controversy with a joke
but courted controversy with a joke
but courted controversy with a joke aimed at steve-o about his jackass
aimed at steve-o about his jackass
aimed at steve-o about his jackass co-star Ryan Dunn sin recent death sorry
co-star Ryan Dunn sin recent death sorry
co-star Ryan Dunn sin recent death sorry for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn I
for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn I
for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn I know you must have been thinking it
know you must have been thinking it
know you must have been thinking it could have been me and I know we were
could have been me and I know we were
could have been me and I know we were all thinking Lauren wasn’t it there’s no
all thinking Lauren wasn’t it there’s no
all thinking Lauren wasn’t it there’s no doubt that this was the set that
doubt that this was the set that
doubt that this was the set that propelled her career and earned her
propelled her career and earned her
propelled her career and earned her respect as a roaster Roseanne you have
respect as a roaster Roseanne you have
respect as a roaster Roseanne you have the voice of a parakeet and the face of
the voice of a parakeet and the face of
the voice of a parakeet and the face of a much fatter parakeet you know you’re
a much fatter parakeet you know you’re
a much fatter parakeet you know you’re unattractive when Sara Gilbert is the
unattractive when Sara Gilbert is the
unattractive when Sara Gilbert is the eye candy on set Schumer later appeared
eye candy on set Schumer later appeared
eye candy on set Schumer later appeared on the Roast of Roseanne Barr the
on the Roast of Roseanne Barr the
on the Roast of Roseanne Barr the following year serving another cocktail
following year serving another cocktail
following year serving another cocktail of razor-sharp quips before ascending to
of razor-sharp quips before ascending to
of razor-sharp quips before ascending to a higher level of show business he was a
a higher level of show business he was a
a higher level of show business he was a drunk he once apologized to me for
drunk he once apologized to me for
drunk he once apologized to me for missing a volleyball game that he was at
missing a volleyball game that he was at
missing a volleyball game that he was at number seven Gilbert Gottfried David
number seven Gilbert Gottfried David
number seven Gilbert Gottfried David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every
Hasselhoff walks into a bar every
Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning at any station till it closes
morning at any station till it closes
morning at any station till it closes Gilbert Godfried is perhaps best known
Gilbert Godfried is perhaps best known
Gilbert Godfried is perhaps best known for his obnoxious voice but comedy fans
for his obnoxious voice but comedy fans
for his obnoxious voice but comedy fans know him as a rare fearless genius if
know him as a rare fearless genius if
know him as a rare fearless genius if only the Simpsons would wipe its ass in
only the Simpsons would wipe its ass in
only the Simpsons would wipe its ass in front of Seth MacFarlane he could learn
front of Seth MacFarlane he could learn
front of Seth MacFarlane he could learn to do it too
to do it too
to do it too Gottfried is also a legend in roasts
Gottfried is also a legend in roasts
Gottfried is also a legend in roasts dating back to the 2001 Friars Club
dating back to the 2001 Friars Club
dating back to the 2001 Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner where he made an
roast of Hugh Hefner where he made an
roast of Hugh Hefner where he made an infamous joke about the very recent 9/11
infamous joke about the very recent 9/11
infamous joke about the very recent 9/11 terror attacks winding a comedic yarn as
terror attacks winding a comedic yarn as
terror attacks winding a comedic yarn as no other performer could Gilbert weaves
no other performer could Gilbert weaves
no other performer could Gilbert weaves outlandish stories into his act along
outlandish stories into his act along
outlandish stories into his act along with sharp one-liners to create a roasts
with sharp one-liners to create a roasts
with sharp one-liners to create a roasts performance unlike most Dajjal don’t
performance unlike most Dajjal don’t
performance unlike most Dajjal don’t wait sense money can’t buy happiness but
wait sense money can’t buy happiness but
wait sense money can’t buy happiness but it can buy the best Eastern European
it can buy the best Eastern European
it can buy the best Eastern European horns New York City axe to wall park
horns New York City axe to wall park
horns New York City axe to wall park Godfried was embraced by Comedy Central
Godfried was embraced by Comedy Central
Godfried was embraced by Comedy Central for their
for their
for their roasts and luckily he’s never wavered
roasts and luckily he’s never wavered
roasts and luckily he’s never wavered from his offbeat and off-color style of
from his offbeat and off-color style of
from his offbeat and off-color style of humor as of 2016 he’s performed at seven
humor as of 2016 he’s performed at seven
humor as of 2016 he’s performed at seven of their roasts allowing comedy fans to
of their roasts allowing comedy fans to
of their roasts allowing comedy fans to bask in his offensive glow they should
bask in his offensive glow they should
bask in his offensive glow they should call him asshole Hoff number six Norma
call him asshole Hoff number six Norma
call him asshole Hoff number six Norma Donald did you know instead of an
Donald did you know instead of an
Donald did you know instead of an umbilical cord John was born with a
umbilical cord John was born with a
umbilical cord John was born with a bungee cord Norma Donald made just one
bungee cord Norma Donald made just one
bungee cord Norma Donald made just one roast appearance but it’s the most
roast appearance but it’s the most
roast appearance but it’s the most conceptually hilarious set we’ve ever
conceptually hilarious set we’ve ever
conceptually hilarious set we’ve ever seen greg Giraldo is here he has the
seen greg Giraldo is here he has the
seen greg Giraldo is here he has the grace of a swan the wisdom an owl and
grace of a swan the wisdom an owl and
grace of a swan the wisdom an owl and the eye of an eagle ladies and gentlemen
the eye of an eagle ladies and gentlemen
the eye of an eagle ladies and gentlemen this man is for the birds
this man is for the birds
this man is for the birds in direct response to a producer telling
in direct response to a producer telling
in direct response to a producer telling him to be shocking norm decided to
him to be shocking norm decided to
him to be shocking norm decided to borrow material from a 1950’s retirement
borrow material from a 1950’s retirement
borrow material from a 1950’s retirement party book so that meant egregiously
party book so that meant egregiously
party book so that meant egregiously corny and outdated jokes that countered
corny and outdated jokes that countered
corny and outdated jokes that countered the brutal Comedy Central Roast formula
the brutal Comedy Central Roast formula
the brutal Comedy Central Roast formula hey she may be a vegetarian but she’s
hey she may be a vegetarian but she’s
hey she may be a vegetarian but she’s still full of baloney in my book I what
still full of baloney in my book I what
still full of baloney in my book I what followed was a performance that confused
followed was a performance that confused
followed was a performance that confused stunned and shook the audience I heard
stunned and shook the audience I heard
stunned and shook the audience I heard you have hair on your chest Bob and well
you have hair on your chest Bob and well
you have hair on your chest Bob and well let me tell you something that isn’t
let me tell you something that isn’t
let me tell you something that isn’t your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin as
your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin as
your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin as the comic delivered benign jokes with
the comic delivered benign jokes with
the comic delivered benign jokes with feigned sincerity effectively roasting
feigned sincerity effectively roasting
feigned sincerity effectively roasting the concept of a roast sure the audience
the concept of a roast sure the audience
the concept of a roast sure the audience was disoriented but the rest of the
was disoriented but the rest of the
was disoriented but the rest of the panel was doubled over laughing as were
panel was doubled over laughing as were
panel was doubled over laughing as were those viewers who were in the know about
those viewers who were in the know about
those viewers who were in the know about norms abstract and provocative nature
norms abstract and provocative nature
norms abstract and provocative nature no single roast set is more infamous or
no single roast set is more infamous or
no single roast set is more infamous or admired he’s a good guy he’s a good guy
admired he’s a good guy he’s a good guy
admired he’s a good guy he’s a good guy he’s never bought Christmas seals he
he’s never bought Christmas seals he
he’s never bought Christmas seals he told me he wouldn’t know what to feed
told me he wouldn’t know what to feed
told me he wouldn’t know what to feed them
them
them number five Lisa Lampanelli you are the
number five Lisa Lampanelli you are the
number five Lisa Lampanelli you are the ultimate proof that money can buy
ultimate proof that money can buy
ultimate proof that money can buy good-looking pussy try as they might no
good-looking pussy try as they might no
good-looking pussy try as they might no one can go shot-for-shot with Lisa
one can go shot-for-shot with Lisa
one can go shot-for-shot with Lisa Lampanelli the queen of mean became
Lampanelli the queen of mean became
Lampanelli the queen of mean became famous solely from her roast
famous solely from her roast
famous solely from her roast performances which started back in 2002
performances which started back in 2002
performances which started back in 2002 at the Friars Club roast of Chevy Chase
at the Friars Club roast of Chevy Chase
at the Friars Club roast of Chevy Chase he’s tall I love tall guys cuz I date a
he’s tall I love tall guys cuz I date a
he’s tall I love tall guys cuz I date a little guy
little guy
little guy in fact there might be one still inside
in fact there might be one still inside
in fact there might be one still inside me lampanelli’s no boundaries sharp wit
me lampanelli’s no boundaries sharp wit
me lampanelli’s no boundaries sharp wit proved to be a perfect fit and she
proved to be a perfect fit and she
proved to be a perfect fit and she saddled up for ten years of near annual
saddled up for ten years of near annual
saddled up for ten years of near annual roast appearances this day is stinks
roast appearances this day is stinks
roast appearances this day is stinks usually I feel bad that guys don’t want
usually I feel bad that guys don’t want
usually I feel bad that guys don’t want to pork me tonight I feel lucky her
to pork me tonight I feel lucky her
to pork me tonight I feel lucky her shocking material in bold delivery had a
shocking material in bold delivery had a
shocking material in bold delivery had a profound effect on her contemporaries
profound effect on her contemporaries
profound effect on her contemporaries who had never seen a woman hold her own
who had never seen a woman hold her own
who had never seen a woman hold her own so well in a male-dominated game what
so well in a male-dominated game what
so well in a male-dominated game what are you laughing at Foxworthy with your
are you laughing at Foxworthy with your
are you laughing at Foxworthy with your 70s porn mustache Lampanelli would do
70s porn mustache Lampanelli would do
70s porn mustache Lampanelli would do more than hold her own as she became the
more than hold her own as she became the
more than hold her own as she became the prized attraction at the Comedy Central
prized attraction at the Comedy Central
prized attraction at the Comedy Central roasts and a fearless master of a brutal
roasts and a fearless master of a brutal
roasts and a fearless master of a brutal craft she has dated Scott Baio the
craft she has dated Scott Baio the
craft she has dated Scott Baio the singer from poison and the drummer from
singer from poison and the drummer from
singer from poison and the drummer from Motley Crue her life story should be a
Motley Crue her life story should be a
Motley Crue her life story should be a show on vh1 called I the 80s
number four Richard Pryor sitting next
number four Richard Pryor sitting next to him is a fat ugly person Richard
to him is a fat ugly person Richard
to him is a fat ugly person Richard Pryor is often considered the greatest
Pryor is often considered the greatest
Pryor is often considered the greatest stand-up comedian in history and with
stand-up comedian in history and with
stand-up comedian in history and with his profane yet profound humor it’s no
his profane yet profound humor it’s no
his profane yet profound humor it’s no surprise he’d be a perfect roaster next
surprise he’d be a perfect roaster next
surprise he’d be a perfect roaster next to him is a woman whose past for white 4
to him is a woman whose past for white 4
to him is a woman whose past for white 4 years used to be a hole in Detroit Pryor
years used to be a hole in Detroit Pryor
years used to be a hole in Detroit Pryor was a roast virgin when the short-lived
was a roast virgin when the short-lived
was a roast virgin when the short-lived Richard Pryor show decided to hold a
Richard Pryor show decided to hold a
Richard Pryor show decided to hold a roast he’s raised a lot of money for
roast he’s raised a lot of money for
roast he’s raised a lot of money for young students in fact he’s paid half
young students in fact he’s paid half
young students in fact he’s paid half the girls at the local high school to
the girls at the local high school to
the girls at the local high school to keep their mouths shut
keep their mouths shut
keep their mouths shut he sat hunched and quiet as many of
he sat hunched and quiet as many of
he sat hunched and quiet as many of showbusiness top stars ridiculed and
showbusiness top stars ridiculed and
showbusiness top stars ridiculed and insulted him including Paul Mooney and
insulted him including Paul Mooney and
insulted him including Paul Mooney and Robin Williams all he wants is a loose
Robin Williams all he wants is a loose
Robin Williams all he wants is a loose director a tight script in a warm place
director a tight script in a warm place
director a tight script in a warm place to rehearse
to rehearse
to rehearse but when Pryor was given his chance to
but when Pryor was given his chance to
but when Pryor was given his chance to respond he torched the room the god of
respond he torched the room the god of
respond he torched the room the god of obscene comedy left the other Roasters
obscene comedy left the other Roasters
obscene comedy left the other Roasters in ruins and the audience in comedic
in ruins and the audience in comedic
in ruins and the audience in comedic heaven as you notice he’s trying out for
heaven as you notice he’s trying out for
heaven as you notice he’s trying out for a Wolf Man next week is holid hair on
a Wolf Man next week is holid hair on
a Wolf Man next week is holid hair on his hands and
his hands and
his hands and it’s obviously Jax all funny because
it’s obviously Jax all funny because
it’s obviously Jax all funny because number three don rickles a great
number three don rickles a great
number three don rickles a great politician of all time he laughs at
politician of all time he laughs at
politician of all time he laughs at anything my brother died
anything my brother died
anything my brother died [Music]
[Music]
[Music] long before Comedy Central took over the
long before Comedy Central took over the
long before Comedy Central took over the Dean Martin celebrity roasts were the
Dean Martin celebrity roasts were the
Dean Martin celebrity roasts were the apex of the medium hosted by the famous
apex of the medium hosted by the famous
apex of the medium hosted by the famous crooner the roasts were ratings
crooner the roasts were ratings
crooner the roasts were ratings blockbusters and the king of these
blockbusters and the king of these
blockbusters and the king of these events was the legendary ballbuster Don
events was the legendary ballbuster Don
events was the legendary ballbuster Don Rickles it can be argued that Rickles is
Rickles it can be argued that Rickles is
Rickles it can be argued that Rickles is responsible for the mean nature of
responsible for the mean nature of
responsible for the mean nature of today’s roasts as no one was more brutal
today’s roasts as no one was more brutal
today’s roasts as no one was more brutal in the comparatively wholesome 60s and
in the comparatively wholesome 60s and
in the comparatively wholesome 60s and 70s entertainment industry no topic or
70s entertainment industry no topic or
70s entertainment industry no topic or person was off limits as Rickles made
person was off limits as Rickles made
person was off limits as Rickles made fun of every facet of show business and
fun of every facet of show business and
fun of every facet of show business and people laughed harder than biologically
people laughed harder than biologically
people laughed harder than biologically possible I never tell the truth I
possible I never tell the truth I
possible I never tell the truth I exaggerate I make fun of blacks whites
exaggerate I make fun of blacks whites
exaggerate I make fun of blacks whites Jewish Atwell Jews based on the sheer
Jewish Atwell Jews based on the sheer
Jewish Atwell Jews based on the sheer audience of the Dean Martin roasts it’s
audience of the Dean Martin roasts it’s
audience of the Dean Martin roasts it’s likely that Don will stand as the most
likely that Don will stand as the most
likely that Don will stand as the most popular roaster in history 30 years ago
popular roaster in history 30 years ago
popular roaster in history 30 years ago you a handsome and now I’m gonna put
you a handsome and now I’m gonna put
you a handsome and now I’m gonna put Goodyear on your face and fly over the
Goodyear on your face and fly over the
Goodyear on your face and fly over the beach crab number two greg Giraldo you
beach crab number two greg Giraldo you
beach crab number two greg Giraldo you look like King Lear got trapped in a
look like King Lear got trapped in a
look like King Lear got trapped in a forest fire undeniably one of the most
forest fire undeniably one of the most
forest fire undeniably one of the most hilarious Roasters of all time greg
hilarious Roasters of all time greg
hilarious Roasters of all time greg Giraldo is an icon of the medium a
Giraldo is an icon of the medium a
Giraldo is an icon of the medium a Harvard Law School graduate Geraldo
Harvard Law School graduate Geraldo
Harvard Law School graduate Geraldo passed up a life of prestige for a life
passed up a life of prestige for a life
passed up a life of prestige for a life of chicken wings and drunks on the
of chicken wings and drunks on the
of chicken wings and drunks on the comedy club circuit good to see at least
comedy club circuit good to see at least
comedy club circuit good to see at least I’ve never seen a circus bear in a
I’ve never seen a circus bear in a
I’ve never seen a circus bear in a pantsuit before like Lampanelli
pantsuit before like Lampanelli
pantsuit before like Lampanelli he began his televised roast career in
he began his televised roast career in
he began his televised roast career in 2002 at the Chevy Chase gala impressing
2002 at the Chevy Chase gala impressing
2002 at the Chevy Chase gala impressing the crowd with his remarkable wit and
the crowd with his remarkable wit and
the crowd with his remarkable wit and killer lines and he was soon
killer lines and he was soon
killer lines and he was soon commissioned for other roasts a comedy
commissioned for other roasts a comedy
commissioned for other roasts a comedy icon and living proof that you could
icon and living proof that you could
icon and living proof that you could actually snort the funniness right out
actually snort the funniness right out
actually snort the funniness right out of yourself from 2005 until his death in
of yourself from 2005 until his death in
of yourself from 2005 until his death in 2010 Geraldo performed at every Comedy
2010 Geraldo performed at every Comedy
2010 Geraldo performed at every Comedy Central Roast a total of eight
Central Roast a total of eight
Central Roast a total of eight appearances the some of which accounts
appearances the some of which accounts
appearances the some of which accounts for what we can only assume is the
for what we can only assume is the
for what we can only assume is the highest volume of roast laughs speaking
highest volume of roast laughs speaking
highest volume of roast laughs speaking of anal wards good to see Courtney Love
of anal wards good to see Courtney Love
of anal wards good to see Courtney Love here
here
here need proof just check out the Larry the
need proof just check out the Larry the
need proof just check out the Larry the Cable Guy Flavor Flav or Hasselhoff
Cable Guy Flavor Flav or Hasselhoff
Cable Guy Flavor Flav or Hasselhoff roasts and doubt no more your liver is
roasts and doubt no more your liver is
roasts and doubt no more your liver is so shriveled black and dead if you put
so shriveled black and dead if you put
so shriveled black and dead if you put your ear to your side you can hear echo
your ear to your side you can hear echo
your ear to your side you can hear echo what you talked about with us before we
what you talked about with us before we
what you talked about with us before we unveil our number one pick here are some
unveil our number one pick here are some
unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions seems like only
honorable mentions seems like only
honorable mentions seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube
yesterday you were discovered on YouTube
yesterday you were discovered on YouTube time flies when you’re a piece of shit
time flies when you’re a piece of shit
time flies when you’re a piece of shit you know most guys go to girlfriend’s
you know most guys go to girlfriend’s
you know most guys go to girlfriend’s names at least hears that you know hey
names at least hears that you know hey
names at least hears that you know hey blondie is not his cute nickname for you
blondie is not his cute nickname for you
blondie is not his cute nickname for you Jonah actually gained 50 pounds for his
Jonah actually gained 50 pounds for his
Jonah actually gained 50 pounds for his role in the new Marty Scorsese film
role in the new Marty Scorsese film
role in the new Marty Scorsese film because the producers wanted the
because the producers wanted the
because the producers wanted the character to be a Jonah Hill type
character to be a Jonah Hill type
character to be a Jonah Hill type ghosting Smitty chase is not as easy as
ghosting Smitty chase is not as easy as
ghosting Smitty chase is not as easy as shooting fish in a barrel
shooting fish in a barrel
shooting fish in a barrel it’s as easy as looking at efficient
it’s as easy as looking at efficient
it’s as easy as looking at efficient about disaster you’re always wearing
about disaster you’re always wearing
about disaster you’re always wearing like spandex around your crotch you have
like spandex around your crotch you have
like spandex around your crotch you have less sperm in your balls than pam has in
less sperm in your balls than pam has in
less sperm in your balls than pam has in her mouth right now
number one Jeff Ross found Trump is such
number one Jeff Ross found Trump is such an egomaniac he makes Hitler seem like
an egomaniac he makes Hitler seem like
an egomaniac he makes Hitler seem like he wasn’t completely sure how he felt
he wasn’t completely sure how he felt
he wasn’t completely sure how he felt about Jewish people with roasting as his
about Jewish people with roasting as his
about Jewish people with roasting as his specialty it’s fitting that he’s been
specialty it’s fitting that he’s been
specialty it’s fitting that he’s been called the meanest man in comedy
called the meanest man in comedy
called the meanest man in comedy starting as a fresh-faced 33 year old at
starting as a fresh-faced 33 year old at
starting as a fresh-faced 33 year old at the Friars Club roast of Drew Carey
the Friars Club roast of Drew Carey
the Friars Club roast of Drew Carey Ross’s style was tailor-made for the
Ross’s style was tailor-made for the
Ross’s style was tailor-made for the medium as he stunned everyone with a
medium as he stunned everyone with a
medium as he stunned everyone with a perfect inaugural set this would launch
perfect inaugural set this would launch
perfect inaugural set this would launch a career that spanned dozens of roasts
a career that spanned dozens of roasts
a career that spanned dozens of roasts from the Friars Club to Comedy Central
from the Friars Club to Comedy Central
from the Friars Club to Comedy Central if there’s a roast Ross will be there
if there’s a roast Ross will be there
if there’s a roast Ross will be there come on man Charlie if you’re winning
come on man Charlie if you’re winning
come on man Charlie if you’re winning then this must not be a child custody
then this must not be a child custody
then this must not be a child custody hearing only time your kids get to see
hearing only time your kids get to see
hearing only time your kids get to see you is in reruns he even inspired a Club
you is in reruns he even inspired a Club
you is in reruns he even inspired a Club hosted roast battle circuit that’s
hosted roast battle circuit that’s
hosted roast battle circuit that’s making waves in the industry and
making waves in the industry and
making waves in the industry and launching the careers of young comedians
launching the careers of young comedians
launching the careers of young comedians now Comedy Central has taken that
now Comedy Central has taken that
now Comedy Central has taken that concept to the small screen and Ross is
concept to the small screen and Ross is
concept to the small screen and Ross is the obvious architect
the obvious architect
the obvious architect well he’s called the roastmaster general
well he’s called the roastmaster general
well he’s called the roastmaster general for a reason Mike the ironic thing is
for a reason Mike the ironic thing is
for a reason Mike the ironic thing is after all the faces you bashed in the
after all the faces you bashed in the
after all the faces you bashed in the one you fucked up the most is your own
do you agree with our list who’s your
do you agree with our list who’s your favorite celebrity roaster you are the
favorite celebrity roaster you are the
favorite celebrity roaster you are the king joffrey of pop for more hilarious
king joffrey of pop for more hilarious
king joffrey of pop for more hilarious top 10s published every day be sure to
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subscribe to watchmojo.com hey James
subscribe to watchmojo.com hey James knock-knock
knock-knock
knock-knock oh he’s there I think about you when I
oh he’s there I think about you when I
oh he’s there I think about you when I jerk off
you
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