we’re totally weak we can’t possibly fight however how would you gentlemen
fight however how would you gentlemen
fight however how would you gentlemen like three past water losses home of
like three past water losses home of
like three past water losses home of excellent water slides there ain’t no
excellent water slides there ain’t no
excellent water slides there ain’t no better time for an all-out brawl then
better time for an all-out brawl then
better time for an all-out brawl then when you’re in one of the bars of the
when you’re in one of the bars of the
when you’re in one of the bars of the Old West
Old West
Old West so start flipping blackjack tables and
so start flipping blackjack tables and
so start flipping blackjack tables and smashing chairs over people’s heads
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 Western saloon fights accent aim to
Western saloon fights accent aim to
Western saloon fights accent aim to reckon with for this list we’re choosing
reckon with for this list we’re choosing
reckon with for this list we’re choosing the most memorable big-screen scenes
the most memorable big-screen scenes
the most memorable big-screen scenes involving a Western saloon and some
involving a Western saloon and some
involving a Western saloon and some fightin words and moves warning there
fightin words and moves warning there
fightin words and moves warning there may be a few climactic battles thrown in
may be a few climactic battles thrown in
may be a few climactic battles thrown in here so spoiler alert number 10 the
here so spoiler alert number 10 the
here so spoiler alert number 10 the spoilers
there are a few rules in the Old West
there are a few rules in the Old West apparently and number one is never pull
apparently and number one is never pull
apparently and number one is never pull a gun on an unarmed man I haven’t got a
a gun on an unarmed man I haven’t got a
a gun on an unarmed man I haven’t got a gun on me Gunnison know then we’ll do it
gun on me Gunnison know then we’ll do it
gun on me Gunnison know then we’ll do it the hard way
the hard way
the hard way if you’ve never heard that rule well
if you’ve never heard that rule well
if you’ve never heard that rule well it’s because it’s fake made-up rule
it’s because it’s fake made-up rule
it’s because it’s fake made-up rule number two don’t get involved in this
number two don’t get involved in this
number two don’t get involved in this Western drama John Wayne proves that
Western drama John Wayne proves that
Western drama John Wayne proves that chivalry is still alive and well as he
chivalry is still alive and well as he
chivalry is still alive and well as he proceeds to beat a rich old commissioner
proceeds to beat a rich old commissioner
proceeds to beat a rich old commissioner half to death with his bare hands while
half to death with his bare hands while
half to death with his bare hands while everyone else watches the commotion in
everyone else watches the commotion in
everyone else watches the commotion in nervousness and excitement
in this scene from the American Western
in this scene from the American Western saloon dancers are singing a jaunty tune
saloon dancers are singing a jaunty tune
saloon dancers are singing a jaunty tune and everyone’s chanting along yes for
and everyone’s chanting along yes for
and everyone’s chanting along yes for once in the Old West there’s a moment of
once in the Old West there’s a moment of
once in the Old West there’s a moment of peace what better time to start a
peace what better time to start a
peace what better time to start a barroom brawl everyone and their mothers
barroom brawl everyone and their mothers
barroom brawl everyone and their mothers jump in to get a piece of the action
jump in to get a piece of the action
jump in to get a piece of the action here
it’s hard to believe that people here
it’s hard to believe that people here know who they’re fighting so we can just
know who they’re fighting so we can just
know who they’re fighting so we can just assume that everyone’s knocking each
assume that everyone’s knocking each
assume that everyone’s knocking each other’s teeth out just for the sheer
other’s teeth out just for the sheer
other’s teeth out just for the sheer hell of it
jónasson coats are to rough-and-tumble
jónasson coats are to rough-and-tumble gunslingers from this 60s western flick
gunslingers from this 60s western flick
gunslingers from this 60s western flick who fight their way into a saloon and
who fight their way into a saloon and
who fight their way into a saloon and onto this list what follows is a
onto this list what follows is a
onto this list what follows is a three-minute scene in which nothing is
three-minute scene in which nothing is
three-minute scene in which nothing is safe
cables are used as giant fly swatters to
cables are used as giant fly swatters to great comedic effect women are turned
great comedic effect women are turned
great comedic effect women are turned into human shields and deer antlers
into human shields and deer antlers
into human shields and deer antlers become deadly weapons eventually
become deadly weapons eventually
become deadly weapons eventually everything in the saloon is shattered to
everything in the saloon is shattered to
everything in the saloon is shattered to bits and both fighters realize they have
bits and both fighters realize they have
bits and both fighters realize they have guns
guns
guns but Jonas makes short work of his phone
number seven Cowboys and Aliens whisky
number seven Cowboys and Aliens whisky there aren’t a whole lot of things this
there aren’t a whole lot of things this
there aren’t a whole lot of things this movie got right about Cowboys or aliens
movie got right about Cowboys or aliens
movie got right about Cowboys or aliens but this scene proves that Jon Favreau’s
but this scene proves that Jon Favreau’s
but this scene proves that Jon Favreau’s reputation as an action director is
reputation as an action director is
reputation as an action director is still well-deserved Daniel Craig doesn’t
still well-deserved Daniel Craig doesn’t
still well-deserved Daniel Craig doesn’t want no trouble in this saloon but the
want no trouble in this saloon but the
want no trouble in this saloon but the sheriff and his posse don’t take too
sheriff and his posse don’t take too
sheriff and his posse don’t take too kindly to strangers that are also
kindly to strangers that are also
kindly to strangers that are also possibly from another planet the result
possibly from another planet the result
possibly from another planet the result is Craig going bond on everyone and
is Craig going bond on everyone and
is Craig going bond on everyone and showing us once again that Brits can be
showing us once again that Brits can be
showing us once again that Brits can be badasses too number six the long riders
badasses too number six the long riders
badasses too number six the long riders I’m glad I caught you in a good mood
this old gem is worth dusting off if
this old gem is worth dusting off if you’re in the mood for some classic
you’re in the mood for some classic
you’re in the mood for some classic Western goodness in it the whiskey boys
Western goodness in it the whiskey boys
Western goodness in it the whiskey boys to charmer we know as David Carradine
to charmer we know as David Carradine
to charmer we know as David Carradine takes on Raiden from the mortal kombat
takes on Raiden from the mortal kombat
takes on Raiden from the mortal kombat sequel in a knife wielding scarf – in
sequel in a knife wielding scarf – in
sequel in a knife wielding scarf – in one-on-one battle
it still takes place in a saloon so it
it still takes place in a saloon so it still counts
they’re fighting over a woman that
they’re fighting over a woman that neither particularly wants but that’s
neither particularly wants but that’s
neither particularly wants but that’s just the Old West for you
just the Old West for you
just the Old West for you life-or-death brawls for no good reason
number five shanghai knew there’s just
number five shanghai knew there’s just something about Jackie Chan that makes
something about Jackie Chan that makes
something about Jackie Chan that makes you want to gather a posse and take them
you want to gather a posse and take them
you want to gather a posse and take them on just to see if you can of course you
on just to see if you can of course you
on just to see if you can of course you bounce back fast you savvy you can’t go
bounce back fast you savvy you can’t go
bounce back fast you savvy you can’t go anywhere without sparking crazy stunts
anywhere without sparking crazy stunts
anywhere without sparking crazy stunts driven action sequences and that
driven action sequences and that
driven action sequences and that includes the Old West
nice try mr. chan
nice try mr. chan but we’re not gonna believe that you’re
but we’re not gonna believe that you’re
but we’re not gonna believe that you’re just gonna sit there peacefully and have
just gonna sit there peacefully and have
just gonna sit there peacefully and have a nice drink until you’ve taken on
a nice drink until you’ve taken on
a nice drink until you’ve taken on everyone in this bar at the same time
everyone in this bar at the same time
everyone in this bar at the same time and proving your martial arts mastery
and proving your martial arts mastery
and proving your martial arts mastery once again
whoa lo and behold that’s exactly what
whoa lo and behold that’s exactly what he does
number four for a few dollars more
number four for a few dollars more didn’t hear what the bed was your life
didn’t hear what the bed was your life
didn’t hear what the bed was your life when the man with no name is out to get
when the man with no name is out to get
when the man with no name is out to get you there really isn’t much to do but
you there really isn’t much to do but
you there really isn’t much to do but sit back relax and hope it looks super
sit back relax and hope it looks super
sit back relax and hope it looks super cool when he blows your head off in this
cool when he blows your head off in this
cool when he blows your head off in this scene from the second installment of the
scene from the second installment of the
scene from the second installment of the dollars trilogy Clint Eastwood doodlee
dollars trilogy Clint Eastwood doodlee
dollars trilogy Clint Eastwood doodlee beats a guy named red all over to saloon
beats a guy named red all over to saloon
beats a guy named red all over to saloon using only his left hand to do it alive
using only his left hand to do it alive
using only his left hand to do it alive or dead it’s my choice
or dead it’s my choice
or dead it’s my choice when Red’s buddies show up led by a half
when Red’s buddies show up led by a half
when Red’s buddies show up led by a half shaven man Eastwood has to resort to
shaven man Eastwood has to resort to
shaven man Eastwood has to resort to some fancy pistol work to take everyone
some fancy pistol work to take everyone
some fancy pistol work to take everyone out
number three she did you think you’re
number three she did you think you’re gonna come in here and drink with the
gonna come in here and drink with the
gonna come in here and drink with the man
man
man set off bartender two whiskeys it’s a
set off bartender two whiskeys it’s a
set off bartender two whiskeys it’s a regular good old-fashioned bar brawl
regular good old-fashioned bar brawl
regular good old-fashioned bar brawl when Shane comes to town no good
when Shane comes to town no good
when Shane comes to town no good gunfighter Chris Calloway doesn’t like
gunfighter Chris Calloway doesn’t like
gunfighter Chris Calloway doesn’t like the cut of Shane’s jib and tells it so
the cut of Shane’s jib and tells it so
the cut of Shane’s jib and tells it so let me have him let him go
what follows is a staple of classic
what follows is a staple of classic Westerns when Shane comes back to give
Westerns when Shane comes back to give
Westerns when Shane comes back to give Callaway and the rest of his men the old
Callaway and the rest of his men the old
Callaway and the rest of his men the old one-two he’s a bit outnumbered though so
one-two he’s a bit outnumbered though so
one-two he’s a bit outnumbered though so Shane’s buddy jumps into the fray and a
Shane’s buddy jumps into the fray and a
Shane’s buddy jumps into the fray and a no-holds-barred face punching chair
no-holds-barred face punching chair
no-holds-barred face punching chair smashing scene ensues
Clint Eastwood has made a rich and
Clint Eastwood has made a rich and lengthy career out of playing deadly old
lengthy career out of playing deadly old
lengthy career out of playing deadly old western bounty hunters just hold right
western bounty hunters just hold right
western bounty hunters just hold right there but in Unforgiven he shows us the
there but in Unforgiven he shows us the
there but in Unforgiven he shows us the wrongs of today’s gonna blast
wrongs of today’s gonna blast
wrongs of today’s gonna blast entertainment industry that is until the
entertainment industry that is until the
entertainment industry that is until the very end when he gets tired of not
very end when he gets tired of not
very end when he gets tired of not having shot anyone for a while and
having shot anyone for a while and
having shot anyone for a while and masterfully guns down an entire saloon
masterfully guns down an entire saloon
masterfully guns down an entire saloon full of bad guys which of course just
full of bad guys which of course just
full of bad guys which of course just goes to show you that we can’t have
goes to show you that we can’t have
goes to show you that we can’t have anything nice when Eastwood doesn’t get
anything nice when Eastwood doesn’t get
anything nice when Eastwood doesn’t get his way
his way
his way any man don’t want to get killed better
any man don’t want to get killed better
any man don’t want to get killed better clear on out the back before we unveil
clear on out the back before we unveil
clear on out the back before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable
our top pick here are a few honorable
our top pick here are a few honorable mentions nobody calls me Mad Dog
mentions nobody calls me Mad Dog
mentions nobody calls me Mad Dog especially not some dude it up
especially not some dude it up
especially not some dude it up egg-sucking gutter trash
that Buffett pay attention huh we got
that Buffett pay attention huh we got our own thing going on over here
our own thing going on over here
our own thing going on over here yeah nobody needs to get in on this
yeah nobody needs to get in on this
yeah nobody needs to get in on this we’re both getting hurt pretty badly
number one desperado and then see how he
number one desperado and then see how he lets it rip and he he’s pissing all over
lets it rip and he he’s pissing all over
lets it rip and he he’s pissing all over the placement he’s pissing on the bar
the placement he’s pissing on the bar
the placement he’s pissing on the bar he’s pissing on the stool okay okay okay
he’s pissing on the stool okay okay okay
he’s pissing on the stool okay okay okay so a man walks into a bar
the joke stops there because Antonio
the joke stops there because Antonio Banderas as el Mariachi proceeds to
Banderas as el Mariachi proceeds to
Banderas as el Mariachi proceeds to murder the entire clientele with about
murder the entire clientele with about
murder the entire clientele with about as much restraint as we’d expect from a
as much restraint as we’d expect from a
as much restraint as we’d expect from a Robert Rodriguez film not even Quentin
Robert Rodriguez film not even Quentin
Robert Rodriguez film not even Quentin Tarantino is spared when the gun start
Tarantino is spared when the gun start
Tarantino is spared when the gun start blazing I swear I find no good idea what
blazing I swear I find no good idea what
blazing I swear I find no good idea what the hell’s going on while el Mariachi
the hell’s going on while el Mariachi
the hell’s going on while el Mariachi doesn’t have infinite amounts of ammo at
doesn’t have infinite amounts of ammo at
doesn’t have infinite amounts of ammo at his disposal he does have a guitar case
his disposal he does have a guitar case
his disposal he does have a guitar case filled to the brim with all kinds of gun
filled to the brim with all kinds of gun
filled to the brim with all kinds of gun nut goodness he doesn’t only have style
nut goodness he doesn’t only have style
nut goodness he doesn’t only have style he comes prepared you gotta love it do
he comes prepared you gotta love it do
he comes prepared you gotta love it do you agree with our list Bravo what’s
you agree with our list Bravo what’s
you agree with our list Bravo what’s your favorite Western saloon fight form
your favorite Western saloon fight form
your favorite Western saloon fight form or bottle smashing top 10s published
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