[Music] what is your major malfunction viewer
what is your major malfunction viewer
what is your major malfunction viewer your mamas are not here to take care of
your mamas are not here to take care of
your mamas are not here to take care of you now
you now
you now welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movie drill sergeants
movie drill sergeants
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taking a look at those big screen drill
taking a look at those big screen drill instructors that mean us glad we weren’t
instructors that mean us glad we weren’t
instructors that mean us glad we weren’t in basic training whether ruthless
in basic training whether ruthless
in basic training whether ruthless compassionate or a bit of both as long
compassionate or a bit of both as long
compassionate or a bit of both as long as they performs the duties of a drill
as they performs the duties of a drill
as they performs the duties of a drill sergeant they will be considered I guess
sergeant they will be considered I guess
sergeant they will be considered I guess nobody responsible get added and that
nobody responsible get added and that
nobody responsible get added and that woman come number 10
woman come number 10
woman come number 10 sergeant first class Merwin J Toomey
sergeant first class Merwin J Toomey
sergeant first class Merwin J Toomey velocity blue what would you do Japanese
velocity blue what would you do Japanese
velocity blue what would you do Japanese army was behind surrender and get some
army was behind surrender and get some
army was behind surrender and get some sleep
sleep
sleep Christopher Walken brings a wacky
Christopher Walken brings a wacky
Christopher Walken brings a wacky comical yet strict sergeant to be to
comical yet strict sergeant to be to
comical yet strict sergeant to be to life in a way that only he can to me job
life in a way that only he can to me job
life in a way that only he can to me job is to whip a group of naive draftees
is to whip a group of naive draftees
is to whip a group of naive draftees into shape during World War two while
into shape during World War two while
into shape during World War two while constantly clashing with the recruit
constantly clashing with the recruit
constantly clashing with the recruit that makes myself prepared you’re wrong
that makes myself prepared you’re wrong
that makes myself prepared you’re wrong oh yes Oh what oh nothing
oh yes Oh what oh nothing
oh yes Oh what oh nothing based on the play by Neil Simon the
based on the play by Neil Simon the
based on the play by Neil Simon the comedy-drama sees to me as somewhat of a
comedy-drama sees to me as somewhat of a
comedy-drama sees to me as somewhat of a friendlier version of the hard-nosed
friendlier version of the hard-nosed
friendlier version of the hard-nosed hard-drinking platoon leader who puts
hard-drinking platoon leader who puts
hard-drinking platoon leader who puts his men through hell
his men through hell
his men through hell eccentric sadistic and cruel in his ways
eccentric sadistic and cruel in his ways
eccentric sadistic and cruel in his ways sergeant to be perfectly balanced of
sergeant to be perfectly balanced of
sergeant to be perfectly balanced of humor man male cruelty to earn a spot on
humor man male cruelty to earn a spot on
humor man male cruelty to earn a spot on that list yes we have to look for
that list yes we have to look for
that list yes we have to look for another way around men
another way around men
another way around men number nine drill sergeant Forrest Gump
number nine drill sergeant Forrest Gump
number nine drill sergeant Forrest Gump why did you put that weapon together so
why did you put that weapon together so
why did you put that weapon together so quickly go you told me to be lucky you
quickly go you told me to be lucky you
quickly go you told me to be lucky you better make sure you answer every
better make sure you answer every
better make sure you answer every question from this man with yes drill
question from this man with yes drill
question from this man with yes drill sergeant although only appearing in the
sergeant although only appearing in the
sergeant although only appearing in the film for mere minute
film for mere minute
film for mere minute this character is limited screen time is
this character is limited screen time is
this character is limited screen time is memorable nonetheless despite screaming
memorable nonetheless despite screaming
memorable nonetheless despite screaming and force base for every scene he’s in
and force base for every scene he’s in
and force base for every scene he’s in seems to be giving him compliments also
seems to be giving him compliments also
seems to be giving him compliments also you wouldn’t really be able to tell til
you wouldn’t really be able to tell til
you wouldn’t really be able to tell til sergeant manages to mold Forrest into
sergeant manages to mold Forrest into
sergeant manages to mold Forrest into the perfect soldier via instructive neck
the perfect soldier via instructive neck
the perfect soldier via instructive neck vein popping screaming indiscipline
vein popping screaming indiscipline
vein popping screaming indiscipline allowed fresh and overbearing just how
allowed fresh and overbearing just how
allowed fresh and overbearing just how we like our drill sergeant damn it go
we like our drill sergeant damn it go
we like our drill sergeant damn it go you’re goddamn genius that’s the most
you’re goddamn genius that’s the most
you’re goddamn genius that’s the most outstanding answer I’ve ever heard you
outstanding answer I’ve ever heard you
outstanding answer I’ve ever heard you must have a got-damn IQ of a hundred and
must have a got-damn IQ of a hundred and
must have a got-damn IQ of a hundred and sixty number eight US Marine Corps major
sixty number eight US Marine Corps major
sixty number eight US Marine Corps major Benson Winifred Payne major Payne Adam
Benson Winifred Payne major Payne Adam
Benson Winifred Payne major Payne Adam oh hey I am a place in major Franklin as
oh hey I am a place in major Franklin as
oh hey I am a place in major Franklin as your commanding officer he is the US
your commanding officer he is the US
your commanding officer he is the US Marine Corps sergeant who literally
Marine Corps sergeant who literally
Marine Corps sergeant who literally sleeps with his eyes open they are a
sleeps with his eyes open they are a
sleeps with his eyes open they are a bunch of delinquent outcasts who have
bunch of delinquent outcasts who have
bunch of delinquent outcasts who have come in last place in the Virginia
come in last place in the Virginia
come in last place in the Virginia Military games eight years in a row
Military games eight years in a row
Military games eight years in a row what’s the worst that can happen when
what’s the worst that can happen when
what’s the worst that can happen when major Payne takes over the platoon
major Payne takes over the platoon
major Payne takes over the platoon deafness obesity heart condition these
deafness obesity heart condition these
deafness obesity heart condition these are not excuses pain demands order and
are not excuses pain demands order and
are not excuses pain demands order and discipline what does it mean to you
discipline what does it mean to you
discipline what does it mean to you Samantha let me tell you all something
Samantha let me tell you all something
Samantha let me tell you all something whoa had made me bad panelist and when a
whoa had made me bad panelist and when a
whoa had made me bad panelist and when a man against eyeballing me and make my no
man against eyeballing me and make my no
man against eyeballing me and make my no jack up he’s not about fair or unfair
jack up he’s not about fair or unfair
jack up he’s not about fair or unfair he’s about achieving the mission even
he’s about achieving the mission even
he’s about achieving the mission even the boogey man in the closet isn’t safe
the boogey man in the closet isn’t safe
the boogey man in the closet isn’t safe for major pain you kind of want to feel
for major pain you kind of want to feel
for major pain you kind of want to feel bad for the kid fees training but he’s
bad for the kid fees training but he’s
bad for the kid fees training but he’s just too over the top to not like or at
just too over the top to not like or at
just too over the top to not like or at least be entertained by
least be entertained by
least be entertained by [Music]
guess what very good number seven
guess what very good number seven sergeant-major Mulcahy glory Mary and
sergeant-major Mulcahy glory Mary and
sergeant-major Mulcahy glory Mary and Joseph what have we here Bonnie Prince
Joseph what have we here Bonnie Prince
Joseph what have we here Bonnie Prince Charlie and his little toy bayonet a
Charlie and his little toy bayonet a
Charlie and his little toy bayonet a tough Irish sergeant major it’s up to
tough Irish sergeant major it’s up to
tough Irish sergeant major it’s up to Mulcahy to train a regiment of all black
Mulcahy to train a regiment of all black
Mulcahy to train a regiment of all black soldiers to fight during the American
soldiers to fight during the American
soldiers to fight during the American Civil War turning a group of freed
Civil War turning a group of freed
Civil War turning a group of freed slaves into one of the first military
slaves into one of the first military
slaves into one of the first military units in the Union Army is no small task
units in the Union Army is no small task
units in the Union Army is no small task but luckily okay he is not to it his
but luckily okay he is not to it his
but luckily okay he is not to it his tough methods draw the attention of the
tough methods draw the attention of the
tough methods draw the attention of the commanding officer Colonel Shawn who
commanding officer Colonel Shawn who
commanding officer Colonel Shawn who views them as being too severe the boys
views them as being too severe the boys
views them as being too severe the boys your friend is he we grew up together
your friend is he we grew up together
your friend is he we grew up together yet let him grow up some more but Shawn
yet let him grow up some more but Shawn
yet let him grow up some more but Shawn comes to relight them okay he is in fact
comes to relight them okay he is in fact
comes to relight them okay he is in fact training the men fairly and in only
training the men fairly and in only
training the men fairly and in only preparing them to the extreme challenges
preparing them to the extreme challenges
preparing them to the extreme challenges they will be facing at war I said get up
they will be facing at war I said get up
they will be facing at war I said get up forgot to dump that long sergeant deal
forgot to dump that long sergeant deal
forgot to dump that long sergeant deal with that man
with that man
with that man number six regimental sergeant major
number six regimental sergeant major
number six regimental sergeant major Monty Python’s the meaning of life
Monty Python’s the meaning of life
Monty Python’s the meaning of life thousand-aire gulping so you never seen
thousand-aire gulping so you never seen
thousand-aire gulping so you never seen the under God before what happens when
the under God before what happens when
the under God before what happens when the Monty Python crew turned their
the Monty Python crew turned their
the Monty Python crew turned their sights to the military it results in a
sights to the military it results in a
sights to the military it results in a farcical preposterous drill sergeant of
farcical preposterous drill sergeant of
farcical preposterous drill sergeant of course
course
course yes Hodge right
yes Hodge right
yes Hodge right okay go the regimental sergeant majors
okay go the regimental sergeant majors
okay go the regimental sergeant majors loud often high-pitched voice Wicky
loud often high-pitched voice Wicky
loud often high-pitched voice Wicky upward inflection and curly mustache
upward inflection and curly mustache
upward inflection and curly mustache make it not only one of the funniest
make it not only one of the funniest
make it not only one of the funniest drill sergeants in film but also want to
drill sergeants in film but also want to
drill sergeants in film but also want to be funnier Monty Python characters yes I
be funnier Monty Python characters yes I
be funnier Monty Python characters yes I got a book I’d quite like to read by a
got a book I’d quite like to read by a
got a book I’d quite like to read by a very good offense now when his squad
very good offense now when his squad
very good offense now when his squad designs they would all rather be doing
designs they would all rather be doing
designs they would all rather be doing something else
something else
something else the sergeant lets them leave one by one
the sergeant lets them leave one by one
the sergeant lets them leave one by one until he is left by himself to march to
until he is left by himself to march to
until he is left by himself to march to square rather be at the pictures or
square rather be at the pictures or
square rather be at the pictures or suppose all right okay go buddy all the
suppose all right okay go buddy all the
suppose all right okay go buddy all the other ones coming through
other ones coming through
other ones coming through number five sergeant first class Hulka
number five sergeant first class Hulka
number five sergeant first class Hulka stripe we have a comedian in our midst
stripe we have a comedian in our midst
stripe we have a comedian in our midst will you take this comedian outside and
will you take this comedian outside and
will you take this comedian outside and watch him do 50 pushups
in a comedy that features the likes of
in a comedy that features the likes of Bill Murray John Candy and Harold Ramis
Bill Murray John Candy and Harold Ramis
Bill Murray John Candy and Harold Ramis Warren Oates more
Warren Oates more
Warren Oates more hold his own and miss side-splitting
hold his own and miss side-splitting
hold his own and miss side-splitting portrayal of sergeant Hulka so you
portrayal of sergeant Hulka so you
portrayal of sergeant Hulka so you better hit them muffs my little babies
better hit them muffs my little babies
better hit them muffs my little babies or sergeant Hulka with the big toes go
or sergeant Hulka with the big toes go
or sergeant Hulka with the big toes go see how for he can stick it up your ass
see how for he can stick it up your ass
see how for he can stick it up your ass he comes off as a cliched hard-ass drill
he comes off as a cliched hard-ass drill
he comes off as a cliched hard-ass drill sergeant but watching him try to mold
sergeant but watching him try to mold
sergeant but watching him try to mold the group of misfits he’s in charge of
the group of misfits he’s in charge of
the group of misfits he’s in charge of into soldiers without killing one or all
into soldiers without killing one or all
into soldiers without killing one or all of them makes all cup more humorous than
of them makes all cup more humorous than
of them makes all cup more humorous than anything else
anything else
anything else constantly butting heads with the
constantly butting heads with the
constantly butting heads with the recruits and almost getting hit with a
recruits and almost getting hit with a
recruits and almost getting hit with a mortar Oh God
mortar Oh God
mortar Oh God that’s his handful full of his recruit
that’s his handful full of his recruit
that’s his handful full of his recruit throat that is sergeant does this mean
throat that is sergeant does this mean
throat that is sergeant does this mean we’re through for the day and yeah
we’re through for the day and yeah
we’re through for the day and yeah number four di Fitch jarhead you the
number four di Fitch jarhead you the
number four di Fitch jarhead you the maggot whose father served in Vietnam so
maggot whose father served in Vietnam so
maggot whose father served in Vietnam so yes there are standing did he have the
yes there are standing did he have the
yes there are standing did he have the balls to die there
balls to die there
balls to die there sir no sir too bad much like the drill
sir no sir too bad much like the drill
sir no sir too bad much like the drill sergeant from Forrest Gump drill
sergeant from Forrest Gump drill
sergeant from Forrest Gump drill instructor Fitch head limited screen
instructor Fitch head limited screen
instructor Fitch head limited screen time but made an impression down the
time but made an impression down the
time but made an impression down the last ditch we’ll get in your face and
last ditch we’ll get in your face and
last ditch we’ll get in your face and play with your head aloud always
play with your head aloud always
play with your head aloud always screaming drill instructor isn’t shy
screaming drill instructor isn’t shy
screaming drill instructor isn’t shy about implying that your girlfriend is
about implying that your girlfriend is
about implying that your girlfriend is sleeping with someone else
sleeping with someone else
sleeping with someone else orbit you were in love with him and he
orbit you were in love with him and he
orbit you were in love with him and he will make you do push-ups because of it
will make you do push-ups because of it
will make you do push-ups because of it do you have a girlfriend Swampert sorry
do you have a girlfriend Swampert sorry
do you have a girlfriend Swampert sorry yes sir yes again mother Jodi’s banging
yes sir yes again mother Jodi’s banging
yes sir yes again mother Jodi’s banging her right now get on your face and get
her right now get on your face and get
her right now get on your face and get me 25 for every time she gets this month
me 25 for every time she gets this month
me 25 for every time she gets this month the vulgar abusive things that come out
the vulgar abusive things that come out
the vulgar abusive things that come out of his mouth will lead even the hardest
of his mouth will lead even the hardest
of his mouth will lead even the hardest men to question whether joining the army
men to question whether joining the army
men to question whether joining the army was a good idea and of course having
was a good idea and of course having
was a good idea and of course having your head bashed into a chalkboard
your head bashed into a chalkboard
your head bashed into a chalkboard because you can’t draw definitely
because you can’t draw definitely
because you can’t draw definitely doesn’t help either what are you even
doesn’t help either what are you even
doesn’t help either what are you even doing here number three
doing here number three
doing here number three gunnery sergeant Daniel Foley an officer
gunnery sergeant Daniel Foley an officer
gunnery sergeant Daniel Foley an officer and a gentleman
and a gentleman
and a gentleman there’s no fly ball in me four I’ll give
there’s no fly ball in me four I’ll give
there’s no fly ball in me four I’ll give you AI balls up to shock us and scope
you AI balls up to shock us and scope
you AI balls up to shock us and scope you to death sergeant Foley is a
you to death sergeant Foley is a
you to death sergeant Foley is a completely ruthless and brutal drill
completely ruthless and brutal drill
completely ruthless and brutal drill sergeant who puts Richard Gere’s
sergeant who puts Richard Gere’s
sergeant who puts Richard Gere’s character through hell he pushes him
character through hell he pushes him
character through hell he pushes him hard
hard
hard abusing him both physically and
abusing him both physically and
abusing him both physically and emotionally but it’s because deep down
emotionally but it’s because deep down
emotionally but it’s because deep down Foley has a good heart you want to
Foley has a good heart you want to
Foley has a good heart you want to survive bad enough to stop me pussy are
survive bad enough to stop me pussy are
survive bad enough to stop me pussy are you reliant on my generosity my love of
you reliant on my generosity my love of
you reliant on my generosity my love of humanity to stop me from killing Europe
humanity to stop me from killing Europe
humanity to stop me from killing Europe despite the cruel treatment he shows to
despite the cruel treatment he shows to
despite the cruel treatment he shows to his men throughout the film something
his men throughout the film something
his men throughout the film something about him tells you he actually cares
about him tells you he actually cares
about him tells you he actually cares and has the best intentions despite the
and has the best intentions despite the
and has the best intentions despite the fact having
fact having
fact having constantly screaming your face is not
constantly screaming your face is not
constantly screaming your face is not what you would want on a day-to-day
what you would want on a day-to-day
what you would want on a day-to-day basis
basis
basis who was God the junior was so convincing
who was God the junior was so convincing
who was God the junior was so convincing in the role that he won both an Academy
in the role that he won both an Academy
in the role that he won both an Academy Award and a Golden Globe for his
Award and a Golden Globe for his
Award and a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Foley truly an officer and
portrayal of Foley truly an officer and
portrayal of Foley truly an officer and a gentleman you really want to be a man
a gentleman you really want to be a man
a gentleman you really want to be a man you got another one of those little
you got another one of those little
you got another one of those little girls didn’t getting up your daddy’s
girls didn’t getting up your daddy’s
girls didn’t getting up your daddy’s attention coming in once in a Sun sigue
attention coming in once in a Sun sigue
attention coming in once in a Sun sigue number two career sergeant Zim starship
number two career sergeant Zim starship
number two career sergeant Zim starship troopers and your senior drill
troopers and your senior drill
troopers and your senior drill instructor career sergeant Rick fuckin I
instructor career sergeant Rick fuckin I
instructor career sergeant Rick fuckin I got
got
got them is a hard-ass drill sergeant in
them is a hard-ass drill sergeant in
them is a hard-ass drill sergeant in ways no others on this list are he won’t
ways no others on this list are he won’t
ways no others on this list are he won’t think twice about throwing a knife that
think twice about throwing a knife that
think twice about throwing a knife that is cadets breaking their arms or
is cadets breaking their arms or
is cadets breaking their arms or kneeling on their throats until they
kneeling on their throats until they
kneeling on their throats until they pass out and once you’re incapacitated
pass out and once you’re incapacitated
pass out and once you’re incapacitated he’ll simply call for a medic and
he’ll simply call for a medic and
he’ll simply call for a medic and continue his abuse of the ones who are
continue his abuse of the ones who are
continue his abuse of the ones who are still left standing see that armory run
still left standing see that armory run
still left standing see that armory run around run run take a break when when a
around run run take a break when when a
around run run take a break when when a terrace is destroyed then voluntarily
terrace is destroyed then voluntarily
terrace is destroyed then voluntarily Peaks into motion to private just so he
Peaks into motion to private just so he
Peaks into motion to private just so he can kick some bug but what better man is
can kick some bug but what better man is
can kick some bug but what better man is there to train soldiers to squash bugs
there to train soldiers to squash bugs
there to train soldiers to squash bugs in a film that goes full throttle and is
in a film that goes full throttle and is
in a film that goes full throttle and is overflowing with badassery then still
overflowing with badassery then still
overflowing with badassery then still stands out with his over-the-top tactics
stands out with his over-the-top tactics
stands out with his over-the-top tactics and persona
and persona
and persona good job Sarge thank you
good job Sarge thank you
good job Sarge thank you be private
yes that before we fall in line for our
yes that before we fall in line for our number one pick here are a few honorable
number one pick here are a few honorable
number one pick here are a few honorable mentions yeah when the lights come on
mentions yeah when the lights come on
mentions yeah when the lights come on where are you yeah Khurana I’m right I
where are you yeah Khurana I’m right I
where are you yeah Khurana I’m right I got a hundred year old grandma Oh get
got a hundred year old grandma Oh get
got a hundred year old grandma Oh get that art back faster than your people
that art back faster than your people
that art back faster than your people number one gunnery sergeant Hartman Full
number one gunnery sergeant Hartman Full
number one gunnery sergeant Hartman Full Metal Jacket you’re the lowest form of
Metal Jacket you’re the lowest form of
Metal Jacket you’re the lowest form of life on earth you’re not even giving me
life on earth you’re not even giving me
life on earth you’re not even giving me killer nothing but on an organized grab
killer nothing but on an organized grab
killer nothing but on an organized grab a stick pieces of amphibian shit
a stick pieces of amphibian shit
a stick pieces of amphibian shit portrayed by former US Marine Corps
portrayed by former US Marine Corps
portrayed by former US Marine Corps Staff Sergeant and real-life drill
Staff Sergeant and real-life drill
Staff Sergeant and real-life drill instructor earlier me sergeant Hartman
instructor earlier me sergeant Hartman
instructor earlier me sergeant Hartman could be considered the mould almost
could be considered the mould almost
could be considered the mould almost every other on-screen drill sergeant is
every other on-screen drill sergeant is
every other on-screen drill sergeant is made from why why is your footlocker
made from why why is your footlocker
made from why why is your footlocker Allah one thing in this world that I
Allah one thing in this world that I
Allah one thing in this world that I hate it is a footlocker you know that
hate it is a footlocker you know that
hate it is a footlocker you know that don’t you his sole purpose is to turn
don’t you his sole purpose is to turn
don’t you his sole purpose is to turn recruits into hardened disciplined
recruits into hardened disciplined
recruits into hardened disciplined killing machine for his beloved Corps
killing machine for his beloved Corps
killing machine for his beloved Corps and he won’t tolerate anything else
and he won’t tolerate anything else
and he won’t tolerate anything else toejam footlocker unlock is there a
toejam footlocker unlock is there a
toejam footlocker unlock is there a jelly doughnut in said footlocker jelly
jelly doughnut in said footlocker jelly
jelly doughnut in said footlocker jelly gonna stir a jelly doughnut sir yes sir
gonna stir a jelly doughnut sir yes sir
gonna stir a jelly doughnut sir yes sir oh yeah here you can bet that Hartman
oh yeah here you can bet that Hartman
oh yeah here you can bet that Hartman will be there to put the entire unit
will be there to put the entire unit
will be there to put the entire unit through hell all while the most
through hell all while the most
through hell all while the most defensive insults come out of his mouth
defensive insults come out of his mouth
defensive insults come out of his mouth at full speed climb up like old people
at full speed climb up like old people
at full speed climb up like old people you know that private Pyle no doubt army
you know that private Pyle no doubt army
you know that private Pyle no doubt army drew from his real-life military
drew from his real-life military
drew from his real-life military experiences and it earned him a Golden
experiences and it earned him a Golden
experiences and it earned him a Golden Globe nomination as well as the top spot
Globe nomination as well as the top spot
Globe nomination as well as the top spot on his list oh shit it looks to me like
on his list oh shit it looks to me like
on his list oh shit it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack
the best part of you ran down the crack
the best part of you ran down the crack to Your Mama’s ass and ended up as a
to Your Mama’s ass and ended up as a
to Your Mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress do you agree
brown stain on the mattress do you agree
brown stain on the mattress do you agree with our picks check out these other
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