these pixelated minions are the very definition of cannon fodder
definition of cannon fodder
definition of cannon fodder welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 most
be counting down the top 10 most
be counting down the top 10 most pathetic videogame foes just to be clear
pathetic videogame foes just to be clear
pathetic videogame foes just to be clear we’re focusing only on disposable mobs
we’re focusing only on disposable mobs
we’re focusing only on disposable mobs and not bosses or mini-bosses number 10
and not bosses or mini-bosses number 10
and not bosses or mini-bosses number 10 genome soldiers Metal Gear Solid series
genome soldiers Metal Gear Solid series
genome soldiers Metal Gear Solid series kicking off our list are the super
kicking off our list are the super
kicking off our list are the super soldiers working for big boss traitors
soldiers working for big boss traitors
soldiers working for big boss traitors to the US government these soldiers were
to the US government these soldiers were
to the US government these soldiers were created to combat terrorism and only
created to combat terrorism and only
created to combat terrorism and only ended up dishing it out
ended up dishing it out
ended up dishing it out sadly in effect this meant getting
sadly in effect this meant getting
sadly in effect this meant getting fooled by boxes and completely
fooled by boxes and completely
fooled by boxes and completely forgetting about you after you leave
forgetting about you after you leave
forgetting about you after you leave their line of sight even if you just
their line of sight even if you just
their line of sight even if you just killed one of their comrades that’s
killed one of their comrades that’s
killed one of their comrades that’s known for showing their surprise with an
known for showing their surprise with an
known for showing their surprise with an exclamation mark freeze huh it never
exclamation mark freeze huh it never
exclamation mark freeze huh it never took much to take these guys out of
took much to take these guys out of
took much to take these guys out of commission freeze Oh number 9
commission freeze Oh number 9
commission freeze Oh number 9 headcrab zombies the half-life series
in this series when an alien headcrab
in this series when an alien headcrab attaches to a host it gains the ability
attaches to a host it gains the ability
attaches to a host it gains the ability to control their victim’s body this
to control their victim’s body this
to control their victim’s body this means a lot of blood claw hands and a
means a lot of blood claw hands and a
means a lot of blood claw hands and a chest mouth as scary as that site may be
chest mouth as scary as that site may be
chest mouth as scary as that site may be it doesn’t take much to put these
it doesn’t take much to put these
it doesn’t take much to put these brainless suckers down or simply run
brainless suckers down or simply run
brainless suckers down or simply run around them as such they’re only a
around them as such they’re only a
around them as such they’re only a challenge in large hordes
challenge in large hordes
challenge in large hordes like any other zombie the difference is
like any other zombie the difference is
like any other zombie the difference is that you have a full arsenal and a
that you have a full arsenal and a
that you have a full arsenal and a gravity gun to make short work of them
number eight kremlings Donkey Kong
number eight kremlings Donkey Kong Country series members of the Kremlin
Country series members of the Kremlin
Country series members of the Kremlin pirate ship crew these crocodiles come
pirate ship crew these crocodiles come
pirate ship crew these crocodiles come in many varieties ranging from
in many varieties ranging from
in many varieties ranging from traditional to fully anthropomorphic
traditional to fully anthropomorphic
traditional to fully anthropomorphic regardless of their type or size they
regardless of their type or size they
regardless of their type or size they all go down with a simple jump on the
all go down with a simple jump on the
all go down with a simple jump on the head or by rolling your furry body into
head or by rolling your furry body into
head or by rolling your furry body into it
it
it their seemingly all-male society
their seemingly all-male society
their seemingly all-male society operates on strength over brains and it
operates on strength over brains and it
operates on strength over brains and it shows number seven mob wins the Legend
shows number seven mob wins the Legend
shows number seven mob wins the Legend of Zelda series the muscle of Ganon’s
of Zelda series the muscle of Ganon’s
of Zelda series the muscle of Ganon’s army these beasts have traditions from
army these beasts have traditions from
army these beasts have traditions from Bulldog and appearance to a warthog
Bulldog and appearance to a warthog
Bulldog and appearance to a warthog –is– complexion originally keeping two
–is– complexion originally keeping two
–is– complexion originally keeping two wooded areas they throw Spears at you
wooded areas they throw Spears at you
wooded areas they throw Spears at you which are useless against Lynx shields
which are useless against Lynx shields
which are useless against Lynx shields the true definition of cannon fodder
the true definition of cannon fodder
the true definition of cannon fodder these beasts are mere bumps in the road
these beasts are mere bumps in the road
these beasts are mere bumps in the road on your quest for the Triforce
number six foot soldiers Teenage Mutant
number six foot soldiers Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle series
these martial arts robots are the main
these martial arts robots are the main enemies throughout the original Ninja
enemies throughout the original Ninja
enemies throughout the original Ninja Turtles video game series appearing in
Turtles video game series appearing in
Turtles video game series appearing in various colors but mainly purple they
various colors but mainly purple they
various colors but mainly purple they are simple to destroy and post little
are simple to destroy and post little
are simple to destroy and post little opposition in fact their greatest attack
opposition in fact their greatest attack
opposition in fact their greatest attack is blocking and grabbing which is more
is blocking and grabbing which is more
is blocking and grabbing which is more annoying than anything else
number 5 radroaches fallout 3 these
number 5 radroaches fallout 3 these things are irradiated cockroaches that
things are irradiated cockroaches that
things are irradiated cockroaches that have mutated to house cat sized
have mutated to house cat sized
have mutated to house cat sized proportions sounds Pleasant right mainly
proportions sounds Pleasant right mainly
proportions sounds Pleasant right mainly found in underground areas they are
found in underground areas they are
found in underground areas they are generally mere pests that don’t even
generally mere pests that don’t even
generally mere pests that don’t even pose much of a threat in large numbers
pose much of a threat in large numbers
pose much of a threat in large numbers despite how utterly terrifying they
despite how utterly terrifying they
despite how utterly terrifying they would be in real life simply put anyone
would be in real life simply put anyone
would be in real life simply put anyone can kill them with their bare hands
can kill them with their bare hands
can kill them with their bare hands besides they aren’t even very aggressive
besides they aren’t even very aggressive
besides they aren’t even very aggressive and only attack you if you get too close
number 4 the broom Hatter kirby series
number 4 the broom Hatter kirby series this gal may have a wicked witch hat and
this gal may have a wicked witch hat and
this gal may have a wicked witch hat and broom but she’s almost completely
broom but she’s almost completely
broom but she’s almost completely harmless a clean freak all she wants to
harmless a clean freak all she wants to
harmless a clean freak all she wants to do is sweep away dust meaning that she
do is sweep away dust meaning that she
do is sweep away dust meaning that she can’t be bothered with attacking the
can’t be bothered with attacking the
can’t be bothered with attacking the puffball you’d think you’d get more of a
puffball you’d think you’d get more of a
puffball you’d think you’d get more of a challenge from a magical creature with
challenge from a magical creature with
challenge from a magical creature with no face but I guess this is dreamland
no face but I guess this is dreamland
no face but I guess this is dreamland after all not nightmare land number 3
after all not nightmare land number 3
after all not nightmare land number 3 rats all RPGs try to think of one
rats all RPGs try to think of one
rats all RPGs try to think of one fantasy game that doesn’t start you
fantasy game that doesn’t start you
fantasy game that doesn’t start you killing off these poor generally
killing off these poor generally
killing off these poor generally defenseless vermin whether you’re making
defenseless vermin whether you’re making
defenseless vermin whether you’re making your way through a dungeon or a sewer
your way through a dungeon or a sewer
your way through a dungeon or a sewer tunnel these hungry little pests will
tunnel these hungry little pests will
tunnel these hungry little pests will simply provide you with your first
simply provide you with your first
simply provide you with your first opponent to squish under your feet
opponent to squish under your feet
opponent to squish under your feet before you’ve gained enough levels to
before you’ve gained enough levels to
before you’ve gained enough levels to earn your stripes as a true badass so no
earn your stripes as a true badass so no
earn your stripes as a true badass so no you won’t take pride in exterminating
you won’t take pride in exterminating
you won’t take pride in exterminating them as it’s too easy
number two grunts halo series these tiny
number two grunts halo series these tiny oh fish alien troops are the lowest
oh fish alien troops are the lowest
oh fish alien troops are the lowest ranking members of the covenant forces
ranking members of the covenant forces
ranking members of the covenant forces which is something that seems painfully
which is something that seems painfully
which is something that seems painfully apparent from very early on as the
apparent from very early on as the
apparent from very early on as the weakest foes in the game you will select
weakest foes in the game you will select
weakest foes in the game you will select catalyst of these guys and never take
catalyst of these guys and never take
catalyst of these guys and never take massive damage to your over shield
massive damage to your over shield
massive damage to your over shield they’re pretty much meant to slow you
they’re pretty much meant to slow you
they’re pretty much meant to slow you down
down
down and distract you from the real threats
number one goombas Super Mario Brothers
number one goombas Super Mario Brothers series was there any doubt taking the
series was there any doubt taking the
series was there any doubt taking the top spot on our list are the brave but
top spot on our list are the brave but
top spot on our list are the brave but foolish shiitake mushroom inspired
foolish shiitake mushroom inspired
foolish shiitake mushroom inspired people in service of King Bowser these
people in service of King Bowser these
people in service of King Bowser these literally unarmed foes shuffle forward
literally unarmed foes shuffle forward
literally unarmed foes shuffle forward aimlessly only to get squashed under the
aimlessly only to get squashed under the
aimlessly only to get squashed under the feet of some surprisingly nimble
feet of some surprisingly nimble
feet of some surprisingly nimble plumbers they’re slow dumb and function
plumbers they’re slow dumb and function
plumbers they’re slow dumb and function more as an obstacle than as an enemy
more as an obstacle than as an enemy
more as an obstacle than as an enemy making it all the more embarrassing when
making it all the more embarrassing when
making it all the more embarrassing when they actually hit you but hey whatever
they actually hit you but hey whatever
they actually hit you but hey whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you smaller
doesn’t kill you only makes you smaller
doesn’t kill you only makes you smaller do you agree with our list which video
do you agree with our list which video
do you agree with our list which video game foe do you consider the most
game foe do you consider the most
game foe do you consider the most pathetic for more entertaining top 10s
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