shake it off and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com
and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com
and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for
for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for
for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for this list we’re focusing on celebrities
this list we’re focusing on celebrities
this list we’re focusing on celebrities who appear to consistently ball their
who appear to consistently ball their
who appear to consistently ball their eyes out in public whether it be out of
eyes out in public whether it be out of
eyes out in public whether it be out of genuine emotion or simply for the
genuine emotion or simply for the
genuine emotion or simply for the cameras who really knows with
cameras who really knows with
cameras who really knows with celebrities right
you already are number 10
you already are number 10 Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah
Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah
Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah good for you how’d you like being in
good for you how’d you like being in
good for you how’d you like being in jail as a beautiful heiress living in
jail as a beautiful heiress living in
jail as a beautiful heiress living in the 21st century one can’t blame Paris
the 21st century one can’t blame Paris
the 21st century one can’t blame Paris Hilton for taking advantage of the New
Hilton for taking advantage of the New
Hilton for taking advantage of the New York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes
York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes
York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes but unfortunately easy Fame came during
but unfortunately easy Fame came during
but unfortunately easy Fame came during the Age of TMZ sex tape jail
the Age of TMZ sex tape jail
the Age of TMZ sex tape jail reality TV Paris sought the limelight
reality TV Paris sought the limelight
reality TV Paris sought the limelight only to realize that it’s not all fun
only to realize that it’s not all fun
only to realize that it’s not all fun and games especially when everyone’s
and games especially when everyone’s
and games especially when everyone’s seen your bedroom techniques people
seen your bedroom techniques people
seen your bedroom techniques people assume oh she’s a slut just because of
assume oh she’s a slut just because of
assume oh she’s a slut just because of one thing that happened to me it’s it’s
one thing that happened to me it’s it’s
one thing that happened to me it’s it’s hard because I’ll never I’ll have to
hard because I’ll never I’ll have to
hard because I’ll never I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life
live with that for the rest of my life
live with that for the rest of my life it never stops with this girl and just
it never stops with this girl and just
it never stops with this girl and just when Paris Hilton seemed to gain
when Paris Hilton seemed to gain
when Paris Hilton seemed to gain sympathy for that awful plane crash
sympathy for that awful plane crash
sympathy for that awful plane crash prank we found out that she was in on it
prank we found out that she was in on it
prank we found out that she was in on it all along
number 9 Heidi Montag you and me I was
number 9 Heidi Montag you and me I was in the same it’s the one vacant it’s
in the same it’s the one vacant it’s
in the same it’s the one vacant it’s never a pleasant experience to see
never a pleasant experience to see
never a pleasant experience to see anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s
anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s
anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s always a fascinating experience to
always a fascinating experience to
always a fascinating experience to witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk
witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk
witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk well now I really don’t want to stay
well now I really don’t want to stay
well now I really don’t want to stay because these people are so me Heidi
because these people are so me Heidi
because these people are so me Heidi Montag became a reality darling as a
Montag became a reality darling as a
Montag became a reality darling as a cast member of the hills here’s the
cast member of the hills here’s the
cast member of the hills here’s the thing you don’t know me
thing you don’t know me
thing you don’t know me Spencer didn’t changed me I changed
Spencer didn’t changed me I changed
Spencer didn’t changed me I changed myself and here’s a surprise
myself and here’s a surprise
myself and here’s a surprise young Hollywood women have been known to
young Hollywood women have been known to
young Hollywood women have been known to partake in the occasional catfight which
partake in the occasional catfight which
partake in the occasional catfight which almost always result in a lot of tears
almost always result in a lot of tears
almost always result in a lot of tears what did you do what do you do you
what did you do what do you do you
what did you do what do you do you started a sick little rumor about me
started a sick little rumor about me
started a sick little rumor about me really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a
really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a
really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a variety of reasons but it’s mostly
variety of reasons but it’s mostly
variety of reasons but it’s mostly because she couldn’t handle the backlash
because she couldn’t handle the backlash
because she couldn’t handle the backlash of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh
of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh
of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh those are such grand plans what a
those are such grand plans what a
those are such grand plans what a nightmare
nightmare
nightmare number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect
number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect
number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect for everything taking it seriously by
for everything taking it seriously by
for everything taking it seriously by now we’re all too familiar with the
now we’re all too familiar with the
now we’re all too familiar with the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a
Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a
Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the
roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the
roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive
mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive
mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive that’s 90 days in jail while tears were
that’s 90 days in jail while tears were
that’s 90 days in jail while tears were known to occasionally stream down her
known to occasionally stream down her
known to occasionally stream down her face in public during this time
face in public during this time
face in public during this time depending on the predicament she was in
depending on the predicament she was in
depending on the predicament she was in you damn well knew she was going to cry
you damn well knew she was going to cry
you damn well knew she was going to cry when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re
when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re
when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re really pleased that she’s making some
really pleased that she’s making some
really pleased that she’s making some progress
progress
progress Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull
Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull
Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull my life together where they haven’t been
my life together where they haven’t been
my life together where they haven’t been you can shed crocodile tears in court
you can shed crocodile tears in court
you can shed crocodile tears in court and you can cry on late-night TV to gain
and you can cry on late-night TV to gain
and you can cry on late-night TV to gain a little cred with the public but
a little cred with the public but
a little cred with the public but Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah
Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah
Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah laid down the law and it was emotional
laid down the law and it was emotional
laid down the law and it was emotional and have you been sober so yes I had
and have you been sober so yes I had
and have you been sober so yes I had yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s
yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s
yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s where you are right now look at how
where you are right now look at how
where you are right now look at how great that is
great that is
great that is number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to
number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to
number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to be strong enough to stand just go home
be strong enough to stand just go home
be strong enough to stand just go home with honor just go home with honor
with honor just go home with honor
with honor just go home with honor patriotism it’s an ideal that people
patriotism it’s an ideal that people
patriotism it’s an ideal that people from all over the world can identify
from all over the world can identify
from all over the world can identify with in one way or another but nobody
with in one way or another but nobody
with in one way or another but nobody cares more about the concept then Glenn
cares more about the concept then Glenn
cares more about the concept then Glenn Beck who just happens to be an American
Beck who just happens to be an American
Beck who just happens to be an American conservative I still believe that when
conservative I still believe that when
conservative I still believe that when people see what’s going on their hearts
people see what’s going on their hearts
people see what’s going on their hearts will be softened and they were changes
will be softened and they were changes
will be softened and they were changes hey it’s all right that a man who makes
hey it’s all right that a man who makes
hey it’s all right that a man who makes his living by catering to the public
his living by catering to the public
his living by catering to the public tends to get all blubbery here and there
tends to get all blubbery here and there
tends to get all blubbery here and there but for crying out loud man just scale
but for crying out loud man just scale
but for crying out loud man just scale it back
it back
it back there’s no other political commentator
there’s no other political commentator
there’s no other political commentator that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a
that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a
that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m
journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m
journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful
sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful
sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful lot about my country
lot about my country
lot about my country this guy really likes to fearmonger his
this guy really likes to fearmonger his
this guy really likes to fearmonger his demographic which can work beautifully
demographic which can work beautifully
demographic which can work beautifully when you throw in a good cry to further
when you throw in a good cry to further
when you throw in a good cry to further tug at the heartstrings of unassuming
tug at the heartstrings of unassuming
tug at the heartstrings of unassuming viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck
viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck
viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I
you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I
you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I was 1 years old I was a baby
was 1 years old I was a baby
was 1 years old I was a baby number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you
number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you
number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you brought me to tears I don’t know what to
brought me to tears I don’t know what to
brought me to tears I don’t know what to say he just in have you ever been moved
say he just in have you ever been moved
say he just in have you ever been moved by the power of song if so welcome to
by the power of song if so welcome to
by the power of song if so welcome to the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who
the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who
the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who battles year after year against her own
battles year after year against her own
battles year after year against her own tear ducts I’m sorry Simon
tear ducts I’m sorry Simon
tear ducts I’m sorry Simon I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this
I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this
I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this well I know it’s tough but I do this
well I know it’s tough but I do this
well I know it’s tough but I do this thing I’m too close to both ex and I
thing I’m too close to both ex and I
thing I’m too close to both ex and I love them both very much sometimes we
love them both very much sometimes we
love them both very much sometimes we can see it coming but every once in a
can see it coming but every once in a
can see it coming but every once in a while Paula surprises us with a random
while Paula surprises us with a random
while Paula surprises us with a random sob fest which surely comes in handy for
sob fest which surely comes in handy for
sob fest which surely comes in handy for network executives during
network executives during
network executives during post-production you’re just feeling so
post-production you’re just feeling so
post-production you’re just feeling so much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m
much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m
much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m one victim Paula cares deeply about the
one victim Paula cares deeply about the
one victim Paula cares deeply about the act of random strangers singing mediocre
act of random strangers singing mediocre
act of random strangers singing mediocre songs of passion and hey it’s not easy
songs of passion and hey it’s not easy
songs of passion and hey it’s not easy to hold back tears when you’ve had a
to hold back tears when you’ve had a
to hold back tears when you’ve had a couple of adult beverages we’re just
couple of adult beverages we’re just
couple of adult beverages we’re just saying any publicity is good publicity
saying any publicity is good publicity
saying any publicity is good publicity you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace
you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace
you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace it number 5 Britney Spears
when you’re an internationally-renowned
when you’re an internationally-renowned superstar it’s only natural to whine
superstar it’s only natural to whine
superstar it’s only natural to whine about the daily grind of paparazzi in
about the daily grind of paparazzi in
about the daily grind of paparazzi in public scrutiny but here’s a piece of
public scrutiny but here’s a piece of
public scrutiny but here’s a piece of advice for those of you aspiring to the
advice for those of you aspiring to the
advice for those of you aspiring to the same level of Fame
same level of Fame
same level of Fame keep the crying indoors while you’re
keep the crying indoors while you’re
keep the crying indoors while you’re crying Brittany the media loves
crying Brittany the media loves
crying Brittany the media loves celebrity tears especially when
celebrity tears especially when
celebrity tears especially when Hollywood stars meltdown in public
Hollywood stars meltdown in public
Hollywood stars meltdown in public settings ooh can we of course TV hosts
settings ooh can we of course TV hosts
settings ooh can we of course TV hosts have been known to instigate a good
have been known to instigate a good
have been known to instigate a good celebrity cry and nothing makes for a
celebrity cry and nothing makes for a
celebrity cry and nothing makes for a better interview than a little discourse
better interview than a little discourse
better interview than a little discourse on one’s personal life complete with
on one’s personal life complete with
on one’s personal life complete with some poignant bawling
number four Kim Kardashian take a deep
number four Kim Kardashian take a deep breath camera no no no believe it or not
breath camera no no no believe it or not
breath camera no no no believe it or not Kim Kardashian’s reality does not
Kim Kardashian’s reality does not
Kim Kardashian’s reality does not reflect that of anybody else in the
reflect that of anybody else in the
reflect that of anybody else in the known world well at least outside our
known world well at least outside our
known world well at least outside our own family no funny get out if you’re
own family no funny get out if you’re
own family no funny get out if you’re gonna continue to laugh and make fun of
gonna continue to laugh and make fun of
gonna continue to laugh and make fun of me I’m tournament you’re sitting there
me I’m tournament you’re sitting there
me I’m tournament you’re sitting there laughing funny when you grow up a
laughing funny when you grow up a
laughing funny when you grow up a Kardashian life can hit you hard
Kardashian life can hit you hard
Kardashian life can hit you hard especially when things don’t go your way
especially when things don’t go your way
especially when things don’t go your way and you realize that perfection can be a
and you realize that perfection can be a
and you realize that perfection can be a difficult concept to achieve it’s not
difficult concept to achieve it’s not
difficult concept to achieve it’s not fair to blame the stress on husband
fair to blame the stress on husband
fair to blame the stress on husband Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim
Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim
Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim had been spilling those tears as long as
had been spilling those tears as long as
had been spilling those tears as long as reality TV cameras have been rolling you
reality TV cameras have been rolling you
reality TV cameras have been rolling you know you just cannot act that way number
know you just cannot act that way number
know you just cannot act that way number three John Boehner
three John Boehner
three John Boehner chasing the American dream as the former
chasing the American dream as the former
chasing the American dream as the former United States Speaker of the House of
United States Speaker of the House of
United States Speaker of the House of Representatives this man left office
Representatives this man left office
Representatives this man left office with a lasting legacy on two important
with a lasting legacy on two important
with a lasting legacy on two important topics tans and awkward balling sit down
topics tans and awkward balling sit down
topics tans and awkward balling sit down and write a note to say thank you for
and write a note to say thank you for
and write a note to say thank you for those who got you here yes when you live
those who got you here yes when you live
those who got you here yes when you live the American dream after growing up with
the American dream after growing up with
the American dream after growing up with eleven siblings you’re naturally more
eleven siblings you’re naturally more
eleven siblings you’re naturally more inclined to sob than others it’s almost
inclined to sob than others it’s almost
inclined to sob than others it’s almost like clockwork with Boehner America plus
like clockwork with Boehner America plus
like clockwork with Boehner America plus important cultural moment equals tears
important cultural moment equals tears
important cultural moment equals tears but in his speech to Congress he brought
but in his speech to Congress he brought
but in his speech to Congress he brought a couple of members to tears to poi that
a couple of members to tears to poi that
a couple of members to tears to poi that hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly
hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly
hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly Clarkson it’s all in a day’s work
number two Oprah Winfrey it seems not
number two Oprah Winfrey it seems not even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry
even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry
even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry this happens when you talk with as many
this happens when you talk with as many
this happens when you talk with as many people as she does and you know what
people as she does and you know what
people as she does and you know what she’s not afraid to confront her resume
she’s not afraid to confront her resume
she’s not afraid to confront her resume of public blubbering tisha please a noun
of public blubbering tisha please a noun
of public blubbering tisha please a noun a tissue in the early Oprah days the
a tissue in the early Oprah days the
a tissue in the early Oprah days the concept of television was actually a
concept of television was actually a
concept of television was actually a relatively new thing for some viewers
relatively new thing for some viewers
relatively new thing for some viewers and when a powerful woman like this
and when a powerful woman like this
and when a powerful woman like this breaks down well it touches the heart
breaks down well it touches the heart
breaks down well it touches the heart that is until it happens over and over
that is until it happens over and over
that is until it happens over and over and over again it’s okay though because
and over again it’s okay though because
and over again it’s okay though because even billionaires need to cry it out
even billionaires need to cry it out
even billionaires need to cry it out sure I get it before we unveil our
sure I get it before we unveil our
sure I get it before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable mentions
it’s my fourth back if you guys do that
it’s my fourth back if you guys do that rants aren’t fair we lost to the team
I’m exam number one any of the Real
I’m exam number one any of the Real Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a
Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a
Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a joke
joke
joke lights camera action time to cry
lights camera action time to cry
lights camera action time to cry sure there are moments in life that make
sure there are moments in life that make
sure there are moments in life that make us weep and feel all those feels but if
us weep and feel all those feels but if
us weep and feel all those feels but if you’re promoting yourself on a notable
you’re promoting yourself on a notable
you’re promoting yourself on a notable reality TV series one must come to the
reality TV series one must come to the
reality TV series one must come to the realization that forced tears are a must
realization that forced tears are a must
realization that forced tears are a must I feel like I’m almost alone like all my
I feel like I’m almost alone like all my
I feel like I’m almost alone like all my friends are married with little kids you
friends are married with little kids you
friends are married with little kids you can’t shy away from it you just have to
can’t shy away from it you just have to
can’t shy away from it you just have to make it happen it’s just fear that I
make it happen it’s just fear that I
make it happen it’s just fear that I have to deal with there’s possibly no
have to deal with there’s possibly no
have to deal with there’s possibly no other place on television to find a
other place on television to find a
other place on television to find a remarkable crying face than on the Real
remarkable crying face than on the Real
remarkable crying face than on the Real Housewives series as these women are
Housewives series as these women are
Housewives series as these women are built and groomed to give the people
built and groomed to give the people
built and groomed to give the people what they want which includes a hell of
what they want which includes a hell of
what they want which includes a hell of a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it
a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it
a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it together do you agree with our list cuz
together do you agree with our list cuz
together do you agree with our list cuz they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or
they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or
they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or my nipple this is full bore
my nipple this is full bore
my nipple this is full bore who do you think is the biggest
who do you think is the biggest
who do you think is the biggest celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and
celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and
celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and I’ll cry if I want to for more
I’ll cry if I want to for more
I’ll cry if I want to for more mind-blowing top 10s published every day
mind-blowing top 10s published every day
mind-blowing top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh no please don’t no be said are you
no please don’t no be said are you
no please don’t no be said are you really said no are you feeling better
really said no are you feeling better
really said no are you feeling better now
”
Be First to Comment