the things people are posting on the Internet these days Oh George shunt poet
Internet these days Oh George shunt poet
Internet these days Oh George shunt poet welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten outrageous online petitions
for this list we’re taking a look at the
for this list we’re taking a look at the craziest and most audacious ideas ever
craziest and most audacious ideas ever
craziest and most audacious ideas ever to be petitioned on the web these
to be petitioned on the web these
to be petitioned on the web these petitions can be dumb or dumb like a fox
petitions can be dumb or dumb like a fox
petitions can be dumb or dumb like a fox as long as they’re totally impractical
as long as they’re totally impractical
as long as they’re totally impractical for Stockwell day to change his first
for Stockwell day to change his first
for Stockwell day to change his first name to doris number 10 nationalize the
name to doris number 10 nationalize the
name to doris number 10 nationalize the Twinkie industry the great few comfort
Twinkie industry the great few comfort
Twinkie industry the great few comfort foods are as delectable as Twinkies
foods are as delectable as Twinkies
foods are as delectable as Twinkies there’s spongy cream filled and melt
there’s spongy cream filled and melt
there’s spongy cream filled and melt right in your mouth
right in your mouth
right in your mouth rule number 32 enjoy the little things
rule number 32 enjoy the little things
rule number 32 enjoy the little things Tallahassee got his Twinkie when hostess
Tallahassee got his Twinkie when hostess
Tallahassee got his Twinkie when hostess faced closure and massive layoffs back
faced closure and massive layoffs back
faced closure and massive layoffs back in 2012 snack lovers everywhere feared
in 2012 snack lovers everywhere feared
in 2012 snack lovers everywhere feared the Twinkies might be discontinued we
the Twinkies might be discontinued we
the Twinkies might be discontinued we have officially ceased production on
have officially ceased production on
have officially ceased production on Twinkies hohos ding-dongs Yankee doodles
Twinkies hohos ding-dongs Yankee doodles
Twinkies hohos ding-dongs Yankee doodles ring dings Ring Ding Dongs choco dummies
ring dings Ring Ding Dongs choco dummies
ring dings Ring Ding Dongs choco dummies creamy jerks radio personality Daniel
creamy jerks radio personality Daniel
creamy jerks radio personality Daniel boy was so concerned that he requested
boy was so concerned that he requested
boy was so concerned that he requested President Barack Obama quote
President Barack Obama quote
President Barack Obama quote nationalized the Twinkie industry and
nationalized the Twinkie industry and
nationalized the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet
prevent our nation from losing her sweet
prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy Center considering Michelle
creamy Center considering Michelle
creamy Center considering Michelle Obama’s vow to fight obesity it’s hard
Obama’s vow to fight obesity it’s hard
Obama’s vow to fight obesity it’s hard to imagine the White House standing up
to imagine the White House standing up
to imagine the White House standing up for a junk food you’d probably have
for a junk food you’d probably have
for a junk food you’d probably have better luck calling Twinkie the kid to
better luck calling Twinkie the kid to
better luck calling Twinkie the kid to save the day
if you’re looking to experience the
if you’re looking to experience the beauty of nature plan a trip to a
beauty of nature plan a trip to a
beauty of nature plan a trip to a national park want something a little
national park want something a little
national park want something a little more intense consider signing this
more intense consider signing this
more intense consider signing this petition to convert at least one
petition to convert at least one
petition to convert at least one National Park into a dinosaur clone park
National Park into a dinosaur clone park
National Park into a dinosaur clone park the petition also helpfully suggests a
the petition also helpfully suggests a
the petition also helpfully suggests a place that sells amber jewelry to you
place that sells amber jewelry to you
place that sells amber jewelry to you know track down Dino DNA and mosquito
know track down Dino DNA and mosquito
know track down Dino DNA and mosquito fossils the mosquito was found not in
fossils the mosquito was found not in
fossils the mosquito was found not in amber but in oil shale and it’s only 46
amber but in oil shale and it’s only 46
amber but in oil shale and it’s only 46 million years old dinos were long
million years old dinos were long
million years old dinos were long extinct by that time well not exactly
extinct by that time well not exactly
extinct by that time well not exactly realistic it would admittedly be pretty
realistic it would admittedly be pretty
realistic it would admittedly be pretty awesome to visit a park filled with
awesome to visit a park filled with
awesome to visit a park filled with velociraptors and tyrannosauruses some
velociraptors and tyrannosauruses some
velociraptors and tyrannosauruses some woolly mammoths would also be a nice
woolly mammoths would also be a nice
woolly mammoths would also be a nice bonus
bonus
bonus we would definitely endorse this park
we would definitely endorse this park
we would definitely endorse this park that is until the indominus rex breaks
that is until the indominus rex breaks
that is until the indominus rex breaks loose
number eight deport Pierce Morgan and I
number eight deport Pierce Morgan and I want to say this right here you think
want to say this right here you think
want to say this right here you think you’re a tough guy help me back with a
you’re a tough guy help me back with a
you’re a tough guy help me back with a boxing ring in here and I’ll wear red
boxing ring in here and I’ll wear red
boxing ring in here and I’ll wear red white and blue and you can wear your
white and blue and you can wear your
white and blue and you can wear your Jolly Roger people tend to get really
Jolly Roger people tend to get really
Jolly Roger people tend to get really heated when it comes to gun control
heated when it comes to gun control
heated when it comes to gun control either you’re dead set against it or
either you’re dead set against it or
either you’re dead set against it or dead set for it Mandy’s mom could still
dead set for it Mandy’s mom could still
dead set for it Mandy’s mom could still much grass to pup would be tapping ass
much grass to pup would be tapping ass
much grass to pup would be tapping ass if you hate guns
if you hate guns
if you hate guns screamin show in Piers Morgan’s case
screamin show in Piers Morgan’s case
screamin show in Piers Morgan’s case he’s criticized America’s gun laws on
he’s criticized America’s gun laws on
he’s criticized America’s gun laws on numerous occasions because of his
numerous occasions because of his
numerous occasions because of his attacks on the Second Amendment a
attacks on the Second Amendment a
attacks on the Second Amendment a petition was created to deport this
petition was created to deport this
petition was created to deport this British CNN television host yeah you
British CNN television host yeah you
British CNN television host yeah you accuse me of standing on the grades I’ve
accuse me of standing on the grades I’ve
accuse me of standing on the grades I’ve seen you do it repeatedly piers like I
seen you do it repeatedly piers like I
seen you do it repeatedly piers like I say how dare you whether you agree with
say how dare you whether you agree with
say how dare you whether you agree with Morgan or not kicking him out of the
Morgan or not kicking him out of the
Morgan or not kicking him out of the country for expressing his opinion
country for expressing his opinion
country for expressing his opinion doesn’t sound very American as a matter
doesn’t sound very American as a matter
doesn’t sound very American as a matter of fact it goes against everything the
of fact it goes against everything the
of fact it goes against everything the First Amendment says pretty hypocritical
First Amendment says pretty hypocritical
First Amendment says pretty hypocritical wouldn’t you say so we did it to point
wouldn’t you say so we did it to point
wouldn’t you say so we did it to point out that this is globalism and the mega
out that this is globalism and the mega
out that this is globalism and the mega banks that control the planet and brag
banks that control the planet and brag
banks that control the planet and brag that they’ve taken over in Bloomberg ap
that they’ve taken over in Bloomberg ap
that they’ve taken over in Bloomberg ap Reuters you name it
Reuters you name it
Reuters you name it brag that they’re going to get our guns
brag that they’re going to get our guns
brag that they’re going to get our guns as well number seven ban grand theft
as well number seven ban grand theft
as well number seven ban grand theft auto five in Australia what scientific
auto five in Australia what scientific
auto five in Australia what scientific evidence is there linking violent video
evidence is there linking violent video
evidence is there linking violent video games of felon behavior there’s lots of
games of felon behavior there’s lots of
games of felon behavior there’s lots of precise scientific evidence arguably the
precise scientific evidence arguably the
precise scientific evidence arguably the biggest bloodiest and most insanely fun
biggest bloodiest and most insanely fun
biggest bloodiest and most insanely fun addition to the popular video game
addition to the popular video game
addition to the popular video game franchise yet GTA 5 generated a storm of
franchise yet GTA 5 generated a storm of
franchise yet GTA 5 generated a storm of controversy my small interactions with
controversy my small interactions with
controversy my small interactions with the game have been completely as they
the game have been completely as they
the game have been completely as they distracted okay so the women are as they
distracted okay so the women are as they
distracted okay so the women are as they say but as you pointed out in the
say but as you pointed out in the
say but as you pointed out in the beginning everybody in the games low so
beginning everybody in the games low so
beginning everybody in the games low so one element of that storm was a petition
one element of that storm was a petition
one element of that storm was a petition created to ban gta5 from target
created to ban gta5 from target
created to ban gta5 from target Australia which labeled it quote a game
Australia which labeled it quote a game
Australia which labeled it quote a game of bashing killing and horrific violence
of bashing killing and horrific violence
of bashing killing and horrific violence against women due to the majority view
against women due to the majority view
against women due to the majority view of their customers the game was taken
of their customers the game was taken
of their customers the game was taken off the shelves at Target and Kmart
off the shelves at Target and Kmart
off the shelves at Target and Kmart really ridiculous is that they have
really ridiculous is that they have
really ridiculous is that they have books on their store shelves that are
books on their store shelves that are
books on their store shelves that are known as Fifty Shades of Grey and other
known as Fifty Shades of Grey and other
known as Fifty Shades of Grey and other types of books similar to that the
types of books similar to that the
types of books similar to that the petition ignited some passionate debates
petition ignited some passionate debates
petition ignited some passionate debates concerning censorship as well
concerning censorship as well
concerning censorship as well a satirical petition to withdraw the
a satirical petition to withdraw the
a satirical petition to withdraw the Holy Bible for encouraging quote readers
Holy Bible for encouraging quote readers
Holy Bible for encouraging quote readers to commit sexual violence and kill women
to commit sexual violence and kill women
to commit sexual violence and kill women number six
number six
number six Stockwell dated Doris Day that Stockwell
Stockwell dated Doris Day that Stockwell
Stockwell dated Doris Day that Stockwell Day has lots of good ideas I think his
Day has lots of good ideas I think his
Day has lots of good ideas I think his best idea is his proposed referendum
best idea is his proposed referendum
best idea is his proposed referendum legislation during Canada’s 2000 federal
legislation during Canada’s 2000 federal
legislation during Canada’s 2000 federal election comedian Rick Mercer of this
election comedian Rick Mercer of this
election comedian Rick Mercer of this hour has 22 minutes encouraged viewers
hour has 22 minutes encouraged viewers
hour has 22 minutes encouraged viewers to sign a peculiar online petition the
to sign a peculiar online petition the
to sign a peculiar online petition the goal to make Canadian Alliance leader
goal to make Canadian Alliance leader
goal to make Canadian Alliance leader Stockwell day change his name to that of
Stockwell day change his name to that of
Stockwell day change his name to that of singer actress Doris Day oh I’m sorry
singer actress Doris Day oh I’m sorry
singer actress Doris Day oh I’m sorry Rex I should have known that you’re not
Rex I should have known that you’re not
Rex I should have known that you’re not like the others but I had to make sure
like the others but I had to make sure
like the others but I had to make sure this was prompted by Stockwell days
this was prompted by Stockwell days
this was prompted by Stockwell days stance that if only 3% of the voting
stance that if only 3% of the voting
stance that if only 3% of the voting population or 350,000 people endorsed
population or 350,000 people endorsed
population or 350,000 people endorsed any petition it would trigger a national
any petition it would trigger a national
any petition it would trigger a national referendum now anytime there’s a
referendum now anytime there’s a
referendum now anytime there’s a national referendum yes it costs about a
national referendum yes it costs about a
national referendum yes it costs about a hundred and fifty million dollars but I
hundred and fifty million dollars but I
hundred and fifty million dollars but I think I speak for all taxpayers when I
think I speak for all taxpayers when I
think I speak for all taxpayers when I say it’s worth every penny mercer says
say it’s worth every penny mercer says
say it’s worth every penny mercer says he launched the petition to demonstrate
he launched the petition to demonstrate
he launched the petition to demonstrate that any idiot could trigger a
that any idiot could trigger a
that any idiot could trigger a referendum under that policy
referendum under that policy
referendum under that policy Stockwell days response que sera sera
whatever will be will be the futures not
whatever will be will be the futures not ours to see que sera sera
ours to see que sera sera
ours to see que sera sera number five trade diplomas for tuition
number five trade diplomas for tuition
number five trade diplomas for tuition refunds all leaders have decided that
refunds all leaders have decided that
refunds all leaders have decided that while education is incredibly important
while education is incredibly important
while education is incredibly important it is not important enough to actually
it is not important enough to actually
it is not important enough to actually pay for since tuition is so expensive
pay for since tuition is so expensive
pay for since tuition is so expensive and students sometimes spend years
and students sometimes spend years
and students sometimes spend years paying off their loans many have
paying off their loans many have
paying off their loans many have questioned whether college is worth the
questioned whether college is worth the
questioned whether college is worth the price of admission
price of admission
price of admission I’ll tell anybody who wants to know how
I’ll tell anybody who wants to know how
I’ll tell anybody who wants to know how I’ll tell you right now I left school
I’ll tell you right now I left school
I’ll tell you right now I left school with about $6,000 worth of debt it
with about $6,000 worth of debt it
with about $6,000 worth of debt it doesn’t help that numerous people are
doesn’t help that numerous people are
doesn’t help that numerous people are unable to find gainful employment after
unable to find gainful employment after
unable to find gainful employment after college that’s why this petition
college that’s why this petition
college that’s why this petition suggests that university graduates
suggests that university graduates
suggests that university graduates should be able to trade their diplomas
should be able to trade their diplomas
should be able to trade their diplomas back for a 100 percent tuition refund of
back for a 100 percent tuition refund of
back for a 100 percent tuition refund of course if students did so the last four
course if students did so the last four
course if students did so the last four years of their lives would have been
years of their lives would have been
years of their lives would have been pointless meanwhile the university would
pointless meanwhile the university would
pointless meanwhile the university would lose all their funding it doesn’t take a
lose all their funding it doesn’t take a
lose all their funding it doesn’t take a college education to understand why this
college education to understand why this
college education to understand why this wouldn’t work is how much college will
wouldn’t work is how much college will
wouldn’t work is how much college will cost for Meg no no number four are
cost for Meg no no number four are
cost for Meg no no number four are Kelly’s national anthem
early
early say what you will about our Kelly but
say what you will about our Kelly but
say what you will about our Kelly but the guy has given us some intoxicating
the guy has given us some intoxicating
the guy has given us some intoxicating music over the years one fan loved
music over the years one fan loved
music over the years one fan loved Kelly’s ignition remix so much that he
Kelly’s ignition remix so much that he
Kelly’s ignition remix so much that he actually proposed that the song become
actually proposed that the song become
actually proposed that the song become America’s new national anthem the
America’s new national anthem the
America’s new national anthem the petition suggests quote America has
petition suggests quote America has
petition suggests quote America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned
changed since Francis Scott Key penned
changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814 of course
our current anthem in 1814 of course
our current anthem in 1814 of course this petition is about as probable as
this petition is about as probable as
this petition is about as probable as changing the British national anthem to
changing the British national anthem to
changing the British national anthem to Spandau Ballet’s goal still kids today
Spandau Ballet’s goal still kids today
Spandau Ballet’s goal still kids today could use a hip new song that’ll make
could use a hip new song that’ll make
could use a hip new song that’ll make them want to salute the flag and party
them want to salute the flag and party
them want to salute the flag and party on at the same time you used to call me
on at the same time you used to call me
on at the same time you used to call me on my cell phone
call me on my cell phone they night way
call me on my cell phone they night way to need my number three logos for
to need my number three logos for
to need my number three logos for congressmen and Senators thinks anybody
congressmen and Senators thinks anybody
congressmen and Senators thinks anybody would be interested in an idea like that
would be interested in an idea like that
would be interested in an idea like that I don’t think it’s so bad
I don’t think it’s so bad
I don’t think it’s so bad most people running for office depend on
most people running for office depend on
most people running for office depend on wealthy supporters to fund their
wealthy supporters to fund their
wealthy supporters to fund their campaigns since a sponsor can say a lot
campaigns since a sponsor can say a lot
campaigns since a sponsor can say a lot about a person
about a person
about a person this petition proposes full transparency
this petition proposes full transparency
this petition proposes full transparency with congressmen and Senators wearing
with congressmen and Senators wearing
with congressmen and Senators wearing the logos of their financial backers you
the logos of their financial backers you
the logos of their financial backers you know like NASCAR drivers do
know like NASCAR drivers do
know like NASCAR drivers do I’m Ricky Bobby you don’t chew big red
I’m Ricky Bobby you don’t chew big red
I’m Ricky Bobby you don’t chew big red than you when watching a presidential
than you when watching a presidential
than you when watching a presidential debate though the last thing we should
debate though the last thing we should
debate though the last thing we should be thinking about is whether a candidate
be thinking about is whether a candidate
be thinking about is whether a candidate prefers Coke or Pepsi john f kennedy’s
prefers Coke or Pepsi john f kennedy’s
prefers Coke or Pepsi john f kennedy’s inaugural address wouldn’t pack as much
inaugural address wouldn’t pack as much
inaugural address wouldn’t pack as much of a punch if he were wearing a
of a punch if he were wearing a
of a punch if he were wearing a mcdonalds patch we already see ads
mcdonalds patch we already see ads
mcdonalds patch we already see ads everywhere else
everywhere else
everywhere else is product placement in politics really
is product placement in politics really
is product placement in politics really necessary never negotiate out of fear
necessary never negotiate out of fear
necessary never negotiate out of fear but let us never fear to negotiate
but let us never fear to negotiate
but let us never fear to negotiate number two give Nicolas Cage the
number two give Nicolas Cage the
number two give Nicolas Cage the Declaration of Independence Declaration
Declaration of Independence Declaration
Declaration of Independence Declaration upon us whoever cooked up this ludicrous
upon us whoever cooked up this ludicrous
upon us whoever cooked up this ludicrous petition clearly didn’t get the memo
petition clearly didn’t get the memo
petition clearly didn’t get the memo that national treasure was only a movie
that national treasure was only a movie
that national treasure was only a movie an improbable movie we might add
an improbable movie we might add
an improbable movie we might add nevertheless this petition insists that
nevertheless this petition insists that
nevertheless this petition insists that cage quote should be rewarded for his
cage quote should be rewarded for his
cage quote should be rewarded for his work as an actor and a historian by
work as an actor and a historian by
work as an actor and a historian by being given the Declaration of
being given the Declaration of
being given the Declaration of Independence it took it all of two
Independence it took it all of two
Independence it took it all of two seconds to decide to steal the
seconds to decide to steal the
seconds to decide to steal the Declaration of Independence yeah but I
Declaration of Independence yeah but I
Declaration of Independence yeah but I didn’t think I was gonna personally have
didn’t think I was gonna personally have
didn’t think I was gonna personally have to tell my dad about it
quote having stolen the Declaration once
quote having stolen the Declaration once he is clearly capable of doing so again
he is clearly capable of doing so again
he is clearly capable of doing so again but chooses not to out of the kindness
but chooses not to out of the kindness
but chooses not to out of the kindness of his heart
of his heart
of his heart seeing as how cage can’t even keep track
seeing as how cage can’t even keep track
seeing as how cage can’t even keep track of his own finances it’s probably not
of his own finances it’s probably not
of his own finances it’s probably not the best idea to trust him with one of
the best idea to trust him with one of
the best idea to trust him with one of America’s most important documents yes
America’s most important documents yes
America’s most important documents yes who’s your accountant Wesley Snipes
who’s your accountant Wesley Snipes
who’s your accountant Wesley Snipes before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are some honorable mentions yeah I also
some honorable mentions yeah I also
some honorable mentions yeah I also suggest a haircut on my own to style
suggest a haircut on my own to style
suggest a haircut on my own to style unless you’re 20 or old guitars from
unless you’re 20 or old guitars from
unless you’re 20 or old guitars from Seattle it’s a grudge thing
they pretty good going nowhere I got you
they pretty good going nowhere I got you for three minutes three minutes up
well Sasquatch is primitive ancestor
well Sasquatch is primitive ancestor modern man but if you ever came
modern man but if you ever came
modern man but if you ever came face-to-face with one you’d see that
face-to-face with one you’d see that
face-to-face with one you’d see that there’s still very much animals only on
there’s still very much animals only on
there’s still very much animals only on the outside look I know what I’m talking
the outside look I know what I’m talking
the outside look I know what I’m talking about on September 11th terrorist tried
about on September 11th terrorist tried
about on September 11th terrorist tried to change America forever well they
to change America forever well they
to change America forever well they succeeded number one create a Death Star
absurd
absurd sure but wouldn’t it be the coolest
sure but wouldn’t it be the coolest
sure but wouldn’t it be the coolest thing ever if the United States built a
thing ever if the United States built a
thing ever if the United States built a fully functional Death Star the battle
fully functional Death Star the battle
fully functional Death Star the battle station is heavily shielded and carries
station is heavily shielded and carries
station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the
a firepower greater than half the
a firepower greater than half the Starfleet alas fanboys didn’t get the
Starfleet alas fanboys didn’t get the
Starfleet alas fanboys didn’t get the petition response they were looking for
petition response they were looking for
petition response they were looking for Paul Shawcross chief of the science and
Paul Shawcross chief of the science and
Paul Shawcross chief of the science and space branch at the White House Office
space branch at the White House Office
space branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget explained why a
of Management and Budget explained why a
of Management and Budget explained why a Death Star isn’t on the horizon for
Death Star isn’t on the horizon for
Death Star isn’t on the horizon for starters quote the administration does
starters quote the administration does
starters quote the administration does not support blowing up planets and
not support blowing up planets and
not support blowing up planets and construction would cost 850 quadrillion
construction would cost 850 quadrillion
construction would cost 850 quadrillion dollars and the best logical argument
dollars and the best logical argument
dollars and the best logical argument quote why would we spend countless
quote why would we spend countless
quote why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a
taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a
taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited
fundamental flaw that can be exploited
fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one man starship oh well maybe
by a one man starship oh well maybe
by a one man starship oh well maybe Disney can build a Death Star now that
Disney can build a Death Star now that
Disney can build a Death Star now that they own star wars u.s. taxpayers may
they own star wars u.s. taxpayers may
they own star wars u.s. taxpayers may not have a few quadrillion dollars to
not have a few quadrillion dollars to
not have a few quadrillion dollars to spare but Mickey Mouse enlight the Star
spare but Mickey Mouse enlight the Star
spare but Mickey Mouse enlight the Star Wars universe now has more than 17
Wars universe now has more than 17
Wars universe now has more than 17 thousand characters inhabiting several
thousand characters inhabiting several
thousand characters inhabiting several thousand planets and spanning 20,000
thousand planets and spanning 20,000
thousand planets and spanning 20,000 years and this gives Disney infinite
years and this gives Disney infinite
years and this gives Disney infinite inspiration and opportunities to
inspiration and opportunities to
inspiration and opportunities to continue the epic Star Wars saga do you
continue the epic Star Wars saga do you
continue the epic Star Wars saga do you agree with our list
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