But sometimes, they are super funny
Siobhan Riley: “The building is being built in northern Michigan.
Construction starts on Horton Street and extends to Interstate Avenue
The road here is a two-way one-way street. ”
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Today we came to chat about the top ten news stories we selected.
“Holly is a 13-year-old cat who doesn’t like outdoor or other sports.
[Giggles] She received a lot of encouragement from the owner. She was brought in every week…
[laughing out loud]
This list is the most classic broadcast accident record we have enumerated in the history of the news.
[Oil leaks/caused the oil of Coleraine covered / crude oil spilled through underground pipes] “Can you tell us more about what you witnessed?”
“Of course, I was sitting on my front porch…
I grabbed a bottle of beer, and then I went to her and I was in the middle of my heart.”
Some of these nephews were picked up by reporters.
Lindsay Nadrich: “Take it, it’s almost, don’t take it.”
[Great gasp]
Journalist, like the anchor, has a studio room character
Train Derailment/Norwood “The three victims are the CSX Group…”
“Front mid-career to feed!”
“J-Lo (Jennifer Lopez)’s new song “I’m still Jenny before” mainly sings out of Lopez’s previous life”
In modern society, news is broadcast all the time.
After a few moments, reporters interviewed heavyweights
Basically, some insignificant individuals are now being interviewed as celebrities.
“My heart is still a big girl next door.”
Maybe Shepard Smith can’t stand it anymore
So when he introduced Jennifer Lopez’s new song
He decided to add something to the story
As an “invisible” protest
“But the New Yorker, who basically came out of the Bronx,
More want to shut her up
Instead of opening your mouth or being… fucking up – get a party…”
Maybe he is not satisfied with the singer or his mind
Or after these two inexplicable short circuits are combined, they are exported to be dirty.
But no matter what, the reverse of the outcome is somewhat unexpected.
“I’m sorry, I was just lost. I don’t know what I think…
But I assure you that this kind of thing will not happen again. The above is all news. ”
“The news that the station has just received has been a plane crash at the junction of Martin Luther King Jr. and 29th Street.”
The most important point in news reports
Is to cultivate the ability to bring facts to the audience
Instead of letting lies and hypocrisy obstruct your path to truth
“Oh, we got this news…” “Are you kidding me?”
“The director told me just now that the news was just a piece of television.”
“Look what it is like now.” “Are you sick?
They may just want the anchor to speak out and see the effect. ”
The news station’s supervisor has no ability to go
Promptly prevent the anchor from broadcasting such a “reasonable” accident scene
There is no guarantee that such accidents will never be committed again
“Do you think about the low-level mistakes that will occur at station 7? I don’t think so.”
We can only believe that if the aerial crew’s lens is slightly overdone
It is possible to see a large group of cameras, crowds, even trailers and logistics. As long as the lens is far away, you can have a panoramic view
“We have more breaking news…
“Please broadcast the screen of my computer…”
“This is the picture sent back by Tianxiang 9.5.”
[laughing out loud]
[laughs] “Well, there’s an unusual situation near the soldiers square.
[Sirens] If you’re nearby, [Small explosion]
Please evacuate nearby…”
[Next / Boat Show] “Good morning everyone, I am now with my friend John…”
When you wake up in the morning, then find a TV nearby to read the news
The last thing you want to see is probably a big man heading into the sea
“Fox 5 morning news, please look there…”
“Start now!”
Watching others use a hydrodynamic jet backpack on TV
It may be fun at first
But there are also possible deteriorations
“Oh oh oh my god…”
“What happened earlier?”
When the host gloats
The so-called “deterioration” refers to the present
Although it looks really funny
“This is a hydrodynamic… Jetpack”
“I’ve just brought Matt Johnson with me?”
“It looks really funny.”
“I like superb pressure and super high speed and…a magnificent explosion…
I have been chasing this ultimate challenge in my life…
But I really don’t want to continue at the moment! ”
[laughing out loud]
Another morning show, this place is in Australia
They sent a reporter to a task he could not handle.
“Australia’s land is now surrounded by me behind me
The most spectacular… uh… that’s it.”
The reporter soared under the dome with a former flying stunt performer.
A good recommender made a mistake to encourage a reporter to exceed his limit
“You … your job is really vomiting experts!
You are the unconscious people who spit up! ”
[laughing out loud]
A look of vomiting and inexplicable expression on his face
Was quickly swallowed by the “harmony” brought by shock.
“It’s starting now, right, now we turn left and then…”
[Got] “Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze…”
“Continue to squeeze, then squeeze…”
“Ah, he lost consciousness!
Oh, my God, cut it off quickly, okay. ”
“Okay, now cut back to the studio, Jim.”
“Ollie, don’t let her go.
This…, what, did she respond, is she still there? ”
“what happened?”
“Is that lady just gone?”
“Correct.”
Nothing in the world is better than suddenly discovering yourself
Or is it even more embarrassing that you gave your former boss a job?
“Because I used to be your boss.”
“Yeah, you used to be my boss, but now it’s not. What’s going on?”
Perhaps the worst situation is to find yourself working with a former employee on the same TV station.
Also assigned to the same live broadcast
But at least determine the moment you are going through
It will become a wonderful moment in other places in the future
“Okay, what are you doing now?”
“Well, if you can’t be a reporter, I can tell you how to do Ollie. We’ll talk about it in a minute.”
“Come on, let’s get your preaching. Jim is not talking about this lady now!”
The “peak time” of this anchor and location reporter is simply unable to stop
This is a level with the shrews on the campus.
But the environment is wrong
“Now what else do you want to ask this lady?”
“No, I… I’ll talk to you later…”
“It’s not necessary. I’d tell you how to be a good news editor.”
“Your HD News Channel.”
“stupid gay…”
“Good evening, I’m the anchor Van Tieu.”
What you see now is our new face… NBC News North Dakota Broadcaster AJ
And he will be the anchor with me to bring a news broadcast for everyone in the next weekend news.”
At one time, the global television stations were hit by several large stations.
Get a slice of your meal and force your TV’s viewable channel
In the end, only the most experienced people can control the news.
Nowadays, there are more satellites and television stations are emerging.
It’s now that the cat and dog can be on TV.
“Trouble you to introduce yourself, AJ”
“Well, thanks Van. I’m very excited now. I graduated from West Virginia University.”
Then before I knew you, I came from the east coast. ”
He vividly presented us with negative teaching materials
AJ Clemente’s first live appearance reveals swearing and cancer
Sent him out of the TV station
“London’s horse was released today and there was a bomb attack here a week ago.”
Later on the David Letterman evening show talked about his huge mistake
“When I got home, I climbed into bed and gave family members a call.”
“Does they say: ‘Child, don’t worry.'”
“At first, you know, you must be in tears.”
“So AJ, who won the London Marathon?”
[laughing out loud]
“Ready?”
“of course!”
“Begin!” “It’s disgusting.”
“Okay, are you ready? 30 seconds per person. Get started!”
Everyone agrees that the best thing in the world is to watch and listen to someone suffering from pain
You can also understand that they are wondering when they are in extreme pain.
Tearing her opponent to stop temporarily while stepping on the grape while she is still continuing
The reporter fell a dog to eat
“stop!”
“Oh!”
[painful]
“Oh, I can’t…”
“Ouch!!”
This is definitely a pain, and we all know
After the fall, it must be very painful and most people will fight back pain
Pretend to do nothing
But when the pain surrounds you, the brain can’t ignore it
So it can’t fit anymore
“Stop, stop, stop!”
[painful]
“I can’t breathe!”
“stop!”
[Cry]
The end of this news is the reporter’s incarnation.
And I can’t stop at all
But we will still install good people and comfort
“Oh, my dear.”
“It looks really hurt.”
“You know, it’s really hurt to fall.”
“Oops!”
“She was injured and she fell from the platform.”
“God, I hope she’s all right.”
“Ok.”
“Okay, next week, the Ballstate softball team will continue to compete.
At the same time, they also want to continue to maintain the previous 4 to 3 win good results. ”
You may think that the best cuts in the press are also the easiest to handle
Two clips are weather forecast and sports broadcast
“Tomorrow’s event will be…
… will be two teams…
… Learn from each other…
… first time…”
[desperate sigh]
The latter (referred to as sports broadcast) is the reporting schedule and scores.
In the middle, some personal comments and golden words are included
“This team started well but lost it in the end.
But Ballstate women bet that the women’s team is beating
The last form went down…
“Oh, won’t it.”
For its part, sports-loving dwellers
Maybe Imagine that you will have a place in the team
If you happen to know oneself feel good to explode
And they think that their own sports commentary literacy is excellent “talent”
This kind of person is very annoying, so this fragment is a wonderful “weapon” that will prepare you to shut them up.
“Looks finally…
… players play…
It looks like you have a player every week…
[smiling] It’s a good shame. ”
Infrequent sentences are incompetent
It looks like the broadcaster only remembers a decent “sports jargon”
“After he got a rebound, he passed the ball to his teammates.
Shooting,
The ball is in! (The bomb exploded. See Wikipedia for details)
“The above is all about today…”
[Sniffing]
“No, this is not it. We will interview Sting.”
“OK, but…”
“No, I can’t read it. There is nothing on the teleprompter!”
Different from other players on the list
Bill O’Reilly’s stink is regular
Perhaps because of this, he dared to be angry during the live broadcast of the TV.
“Okay, hurry to read.”
“Countdown, 5…”
“4…3…”
When the teleprompter does not show his desired subtitles
Instead of being a professional anchor, he chose to be a shrew.
At the beginning, he forced to suppress the anger in his heart.
Then it broke out when it was cut out.
“I don’t know: What does ‘becoming a reality’ mean?”
What does it mean? ”
“Ending the show?”
“Yep.”
In fact, he should notice that he has been recorded for the whole time.
He was also arrogant that the person he used as a punching bag would not broadcast this piece.
Fortunately, for all of us, he was wrong.
“We will leave you with one person…
I can’t do it!
Live it. ”
“Row.”
“Live!
Fuck you!
Live broadcast!
I want to rewrite the manuscript and then broadcast it!
You have a group of rice buckets! ”
Before we announce the first place
Following are several honors on the list
Or shame list leader
* Too lazy to translate *
*LaLaLa~~~*
Yes, it’s Robert Lyu’s translation.
“What happened on Thursday that day?
The terrible events at Augustus High School led directly to the death of Chris Woods…
What kind of thing is this mom?
Oh!
This is a broken village. To die is to die! ”
[laughing out loud]
[spit water]
“I’m so weak.”
“Live.”
“The snowfall in the lowlands of Washington, D.C. is greatly reduced today.
1⁄3 inch (about 0.85 cm) snowfall is mainly concentrated in Seattle and other areas. ”
“To this day, heavy rainfall is still on the way
Look at the local, then please…
Oh my God!
Too surprised!
Oh, Chris, it feels like it’s on my head!
It’s so scary, I have to shine!
[Scream]
[laughing out loud]
“Next, we will interview Eric Weihenmayer
He successfully climbed to the top of the world, Mount Everest
But he is a gay
I mean, he is a comrade… I’m sorry, he is blind. ”
“Erin, I once again congratulate you on your great success…
Well, the amount…”
[laughs] “What did he say?”
“Excuse me, I just blundered.”
“Can you repeat it?”
* If you have any comments or suggestions, please correct me! *
“I think this is me.”
“Keep fucking chicken.”
[laughing out loud]
“OK, OK, OK.”
“KTVU TV station provided the latest list of victims.”
AirAsia 214 flight crashes at destination San Francisco
The eyes of the whole world have gathered here
This was the most significant event at the time
But some of us regard this misfortune as a way of pastime
“They are, Captains Something Wrong.”
“We too low”
“Cunningham (Holy fuck)”
“And Peng Peng-teng (painful, various onomatopoeia, describe the instant sound of a crash)”
“The National Transportation Safety Commission confirmed that all of the above are
Flight 214 crew member’s name
We are doing our best to understand the position of the above personnel on the crashed flight”
So many years have passed
Even the Simpsons are making mistakes in the whole thing
When the anchor read out the pseudonym such as “The First Things”, they did not notice it.
“Is it Mr. Pigu?”
“Kampigu?”
“Hey, everyone is here! I want ‘Kampigu’!”
But I do not know why, this was still broadcast.
Even a TV station that is so popular on the KTVU2 channel
It will also broadcast false names that are contrary to the facts.
“In short, this is a bad act of racial discrimination.
I do not understand what the anchors are saying about exports. ”
“Even the Korean media is criticizing this behavior.”
“U.S. Media Reports Wrong Flight Information Incorrectly
And used the so-called ‘popular way’ of racial discrimination to mock the names of Korean people. ”
Do you agree with our list?
“Ok.”
What are your favorite news videos?
“It’s hooked. OK, look at it.”
“We caught a duck.”
“We caught the bird.”
“I caught the bird!”
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