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down our picks for the top ten gross things your body produces before we
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content for this list we’re looking at the nastiest stuff produced by the human
the nastiest stuff produced by the human
the nastiest stuff produced by the human body while our bodies are certainly
body while our bodies are certainly
body while our bodies are certainly impressive well-oiled organic machines
impressive well-oiled organic machines
impressive well-oiled organic machines many of the stuff they produce or
many of the stuff they produce or
many of the stuff they produce or acquire in the process is undeniably
acquire in the process is undeniably
acquire in the process is undeniably disgusting number 10 gasps sorry I
disgusting number 10 gasps sorry I
disgusting number 10 gasps sorry I farted oxygen goes in carbon dioxide
farted oxygen goes in carbon dioxide
farted oxygen goes in carbon dioxide comes out it’s an elegant system but
comes out it’s an elegant system but
comes out it’s an elegant system but sometimes throughout the day in addition
sometimes throughout the day in addition
sometimes throughout the day in addition to breathing you also swallow air into
to breathing you also swallow air into
to breathing you also swallow air into your stomach the body’s got to get rid
your stomach the body’s got to get rid
your stomach the body’s got to get rid of it somehow
of it somehow
of it somehow which is where belching comes in
which is where belching comes in
which is where belching comes in [Music]
unfortunately the air that comes up
unfortunately the air that comes up carries with it little particles and the
carries with it little particles and the
carries with it little particles and the unmistakable scent of whatever you’ve
unmistakable scent of whatever you’ve
unmistakable scent of whatever you’ve been eating and drinking was that a fart
been eating and drinking was that a fart
been eating and drinking was that a fart if you don’t burp it up then the air
if you don’t burp it up then the air
if you don’t burp it up then the air eventually comes out the only other
eventually comes out the only other
eventually comes out the only other place it can where unfortunately it
place it can where unfortunately it
place it can where unfortunately it picks up the scent of the solid
picks up the scent of the solid
picks up the scent of the solid materials with which it has most
materials with which it has most
materials with which it has most recently been sharing a space who is the
recently been sharing a space who is the
recently been sharing a space who is the chair number nine sweat I just wanna
chair number nine sweat I just wanna
chair number nine sweat I just wanna make you sweat
make you sweat
make you sweat in defense of this salty bodily
in defense of this salty bodily
in defense of this salty bodily secretion it does the body a lot of good
secretion it does the body a lot of good
secretion it does the body a lot of good first and foremost it helps us to keep
first and foremost it helps us to keep
first and foremost it helps us to keep cool secondly it works to cleanse the
cool secondly it works to cleanse the
cool secondly it works to cleanse the body third and perhaps most
body third and perhaps most
body third and perhaps most interestingly it contains scent markers
interestingly it contains scent markers
interestingly it contains scent markers that scientists believe may be used to
that scientists believe may be used to
that scientists believe may be used to send subconscious signals between humans
send subconscious signals between humans
send subconscious signals between humans ranging from fear and anxiety to arousal
ranging from fear and anxiety to arousal
ranging from fear and anxiety to arousal you smell some rabbit fear for all the
you smell some rabbit fear for all the
you smell some rabbit fear for all the good it does us sweat is still something
good it does us sweat is still something
good it does us sweat is still something that most people would rather not deal
that most people would rather not deal
that most people would rather not deal with though it doesn’t inherently smell
with though it doesn’t inherently smell
with though it doesn’t inherently smell bad the fatty protein-rich sweat
bad the fatty protein-rich sweat
bad the fatty protein-rich sweat released from the apocrine sweat glands
released from the apocrine sweat glands
released from the apocrine sweat glands does send bacteria into a feeding frenzy
does send bacteria into a feeding frenzy
does send bacteria into a feeding frenzy which ultimately results in the dreaded
which ultimately results in the dreaded
which ultimately results in the dreaded body odor it’s also quite simply
body odor it’s also quite simply
body odor it’s also quite simply uncomfortable are you alright this
uncomfortable are you alright this
uncomfortable are you alright this running number 8 foot fungus alright
running number 8 foot fungus alright
running number 8 foot fungus alright this is a bit of an outlier because foot
this is a bit of an outlier because foot
this is a bit of an outlier because foot fungus isn’t actually something the body
fungus isn’t actually something the body
fungus isn’t actually something the body produces per se but rather something it
produces per se but rather something it
produces per se but rather something it can acquire and foster fungus is
can acquire and foster fungus is
can acquire and foster fungus is actually a collection of itty-bitty
actually a collection of itty-bitty
actually a collection of itty-bitty organisms that infect other living
organisms that infect other living
organisms that infect other living things
things
things seeking out cool dark damp spaces in
seeking out cool dark damp spaces in
seeking out cool dark damp spaces in which to grow and prosper usually to the
which to grow and prosper usually to the
which to grow and prosper usually to the discomfort of the host unfortunately our
discomfort of the host unfortunately our
discomfort of the host unfortunately our feet toes and toenails are the perfect
feet toes and toenails are the perfect
feet toes and toenails are the perfect breeding ground for just such a
breeding ground for just such a
breeding ground for just such a microscopic colony if left untreated
microscopic colony if left untreated
microscopic colony if left untreated foot fungus can spread from toe to toe
foot fungus can spread from toe to toe
foot fungus can spread from toe to toe and your nails could just straight-up
and your nails could just straight-up
and your nails could just straight-up fall off number 7 I discharged what is
fall off number 7 I discharged what is
fall off number 7 I discharged what is that goopy stuff in the corner of your
that goopy stuff in the corner of your
that goopy stuff in the corner of your eye when you wake up in the morning some
eye when you wake up in the morning some
eye when you wake up in the morning some people refer to it as sleep but that’s
people refer to it as sleep but that’s
people refer to it as sleep but that’s just a nice label to distract from the
just a nice label to distract from the
just a nice label to distract from the gross factor
gross factor
gross factor what you’re actually wiping from your
what you’re actually wiping from your
what you’re actually wiping from your tear ducts is a mixture you’d imagine
tear ducts is a mixture you’d imagine
tear ducts is a mixture you’d imagine trolls or goblins would enjoy as a tasty
trolls or goblins would enjoy as a tasty
trolls or goblins would enjoy as a tasty treat it is after all a yummy blend of
treat it is after all a yummy blend of
treat it is after all a yummy blend of dead skin cells oil mucus and any other
dead skin cells oil mucus and any other
dead skin cells oil mucus and any other dirt and grime your eye may have picked
dirt and grime your eye may have picked
dirt and grime your eye may have picked up throughout the day
up throughout the day
up throughout the day yummy a small amount of this discharge
yummy a small amount of this discharge
yummy a small amount of this discharge is actually quite normal but excess
is actually quite normal but excess
is actually quite normal but excess buildup is often a sign of allergies
buildup is often a sign of allergies
buildup is often a sign of allergies infection or other conditions number 6
infection or other conditions number 6
infection or other conditions number 6 urine sorry Shaun have you seen my piss
urine sorry Shaun have you seen my piss
urine sorry Shaun have you seen my piss another unavoidable classic this bodily
another unavoidable classic this bodily
another unavoidable classic this bodily fluid more than
fluid more than
fluid more than any other on our list today has worked
any other on our list today has worked
any other on our list today has worked its way into the very fabric of our
its way into the very fabric of our
its way into the very fabric of our daily lives line ups and scrambles to
daily lives line ups and scrambles to
daily lives line ups and scrambles to find a bathroom in public places
find a bathroom in public places
find a bathroom in public places scheduled pee breaks on long drives
scheduled pee breaks on long drives
scheduled pee breaks on long drives urine is the bodily fluid that governs
urine is the bodily fluid that governs
urine is the bodily fluid that governs our society but what’s going on with it
our society but what’s going on with it
our society but what’s going on with it really this yellow e-liquid is primarily
really this yellow e-liquid is primarily
really this yellow e-liquid is primarily made up of water salts and a few choice
made up of water salts and a few choice
made up of water salts and a few choice acids it’s a byproduct of your kidneys
acids it’s a byproduct of your kidneys
acids it’s a byproduct of your kidneys and it serves to flush the bad stuff out
and it serves to flush the bad stuff out
and it serves to flush the bad stuff out of your system it can actually be used
of your system it can actually be used
of your system it can actually be used as a great gauge of your health so all
as a great gauge of your health so all
as a great gauge of your health so all things considered it’s rather foul stuff
number 5 ejaculate come on you knew we
number 5 ejaculate come on you knew we were gonna end up here eventually
were gonna end up here eventually
were gonna end up here eventually ejaculate has an oddly chlorine or
ejaculate has an oddly chlorine or
ejaculate has an oddly chlorine or bleach like smell it tends to be
bleach like smell it tends to be
bleach like smell it tends to be influenced by diet and it has an
influenced by diet and it has an
influenced by diet and it has an absurdly sticky thick consistency to it
what it’s when your urine turns white it
what it’s when your urine turns white it also comes out warm from the tip of a
also comes out warm from the tip of a
also comes out warm from the tip of a penis and unless in a confined space has
penis and unless in a confined space has
penis and unless in a confined space has the nasty habit of shooting out suddenly
the nasty habit of shooting out suddenly
the nasty habit of shooting out suddenly and reaching variable distances though
and reaching variable distances though
and reaching variable distances though none of us would be here without
none of us would be here without
none of us would be here without ejaculate it’s hard not to be grossed
ejaculate it’s hard not to be grossed
ejaculate it’s hard not to be grossed out by this bodily fluid that contains
out by this bodily fluid that contains
out by this bodily fluid that contains millions of little tadpole-like entities
millions of little tadpole-like entities
millions of little tadpole-like entities swimming around in it
swimming around in it
swimming around in it I didn’t just masturbate in the study
I didn’t just masturbate in the study
I didn’t just masturbate in the study room I masturbated everywhere number 4
room I masturbated everywhere number 4
room I masturbated everywhere number 4 pimples I knew it we can only assume
pimples I knew it we can only assume
pimples I knew it we can only assume that acne has been inspiring
that acne has been inspiring
that acne has been inspiring embarrassment and inter adolescent
embarrassment and inter adolescent
embarrassment and inter adolescent bullying since the dawn of time pizza
bullying since the dawn of time pizza
bullying since the dawn of time pizza face crater face city pimple s’en
face crater face city pimple s’en
face crater face city pimple s’en there’s no shortage of mean names you
there’s no shortage of mean names you
there’s no shortage of mean names you can call someone with acne but you
can call someone with acne but you
can call someone with acne but you probably shouldn’t because we all get
probably shouldn’t because we all get
probably shouldn’t because we all get them at one point or another I bet some
them at one point or another I bet some
them at one point or another I bet some of those awful kids at school call use
of those awful kids at school call use
of those awful kids at school call use it face yeah Oh Papa zit no pus peak no
it face yeah Oh Papa zit no pus peak no
it face yeah Oh Papa zit no pus peak no fat-ass oh yeah oh that’s terrible
fat-ass oh yeah oh that’s terrible
fat-ass oh yeah oh that’s terrible Universal though they may be these pus
Universal though they may be these pus
Universal though they may be these pus filled blemishes are rather unsightly
filled blemishes are rather unsightly
filled blemishes are rather unsightly and when they burst the eruption can be
and when they burst the eruption can be
and when they burst the eruption can be downright stomach-churning acne is an
downright stomach-churning acne is an
downright stomach-churning acne is an example of good bacteria gone bad
example of good bacteria gone bad
example of good bacteria gone bad and when Propionibacterium acnes act out
and when Propionibacterium acnes act out
and when Propionibacterium acnes act out things get ugly fast
things get ugly fast
things get ugly fast I’m a zit get it number three mucus it’s
I’m a zit get it number three mucus it’s
I’m a zit get it number three mucus it’s already made an appearance on our list
already made an appearance on our list
already made an appearance on our list as a contributing ingredient to I
as a contributing ingredient to I
as a contributing ingredient to I discharge but mucus is arguably even
discharge but mucus is arguably even
discharge but mucus is arguably even more disgusting when allowed to stand on
more disgusting when allowed to stand on
more disgusting when allowed to stand on its own though it calls our sinuses home
its own though it calls our sinuses home
its own though it calls our sinuses home this thick bodily secretions as a nasty
this thick bodily secretions as a nasty
this thick bodily secretions as a nasty knack for traveling either through the
knack for traveling either through the
knack for traveling either through the nose or back into your throat it serves
nose or back into your throat it serves
nose or back into your throat it serves an important role in protecting our
an important role in protecting our
an important role in protecting our bodies from infectious foreign bodies
bodies from infectious foreign bodies
bodies from infectious foreign bodies but that doesn’t mean that we have to
but that doesn’t mean that we have to
but that doesn’t mean that we have to like it
like it
like it a thick glob of mucus caught in the
a thick glob of mucus caught in the
a thick glob of mucus caught in the throat is actually enough to trigger a
throat is actually enough to trigger a
throat is actually enough to trigger a gag reflex in some people which only
gag reflex in some people which only
gag reflex in some people which only leads to more nasty number two vomit
leads to more nasty number two vomit
leads to more nasty number two vomit yep sometimes the body just can’t handle
yep sometimes the body just can’t handle
yep sometimes the body just can’t handle what you’ve been giving it and in
what you’ve been giving it and in
what you’ve been giving it and in response it hurls this mixture of
response it hurls this mixture of
response it hurls this mixture of everything you’ve been eating and
everything you’ve been eating and
everything you’ve been eating and drinking combined with a siddik stomach
drinking combined with a siddik stomach
drinking combined with a siddik stomach bile is likely disgusting enough to make
bile is likely disgusting enough to make
bile is likely disgusting enough to make you throw up you know if you weren’t
you throw up you know if you weren’t
you throw up you know if you weren’t already with its foul odor revolting
already with its foul odor revolting
already with its foul odor revolting texture and the off-putting sounds that
texture and the off-putting sounds that
texture and the off-putting sounds that usually accompany it there are few
usually accompany it there are few
usually accompany it there are few things more disgusting than vomit it’s
things more disgusting than vomit it’s
things more disgusting than vomit it’s just so obviously a substance that we
just so obviously a substance that we
just so obviously a substance that we were never meant to see a window into
were never meant to see a window into
were never meant to see a window into the digestive process that we prefer to
the digestive process that we prefer to
the digestive process that we prefer to keep shuttered
number one diarrhea
number one diarrhea no one likes having to deal with poop
no one likes having to deal with poop
no one likes having to deal with poop but if you had the choice between
but if you had the choice between
but if you had the choice between throwing up food waste or passing it
throwing up food waste or passing it
throwing up food waste or passing it through your sphincter you’d probably go
through your sphincter you’d probably go
through your sphincter you’d probably go with the same choice evolution already
with the same choice evolution already
with the same choice evolution already made for us do not go in there
unfortunately not all bowel movements
unfortunately not all bowel movements are created equal
are created equal
are created equal and while a nice smooth firm piece of
and while a nice smooth firm piece of
and while a nice smooth firm piece of feces is easy enough to deal with fecal
feces is easy enough to deal with fecal
feces is easy enough to deal with fecal matter in a liquid state is just about
matter in a liquid state is just about
matter in a liquid state is just about the worst substance imaginable with its
the worst substance imaginable with its
the worst substance imaginable with its explosive qualities unpleasant viscosity
explosive qualities unpleasant viscosity
explosive qualities unpleasant viscosity and revolting aroma diarrhea wins this
and revolting aroma diarrhea wins this
and revolting aroma diarrhea wins this contest of gross nasai a long shot this
contest of gross nasai a long shot this
contest of gross nasai a long shot this coffee smells like shit it is shit
coffee smells like shit it is shit
coffee smells like shit it is shit Austin do you agree with our picks check
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