client I just sold your five waterfront Glengarry farms these are the big screen
Glengarry farms these are the big screen
Glengarry farms these are the big screen masters of language disaster Oh read it
masters of language disaster Oh read it
masters of language disaster Oh read it please
please
please to Wong foo thanks for everything
to Wong foo thanks for everything
to Wong foo thanks for everything julinho who would want to welcome to
julinho who would want to welcome to
julinho who would want to welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 movies
down our picks for the top 10 movies
down our picks for the top 10 movies with bad titles decision you did deal
with bad titles decision you did deal
with bad titles decision you did deal with it you know face the fear and the
with it you know face the fear and the
with it you know face the fear and the guilt finally see his name for this list
guilt finally see his name for this list
guilt finally see his name for this list we’re not necessarily looking at the
we’re not necessarily looking at the
we’re not necessarily looking at the best movies with bad titles but rather a
best movies with bad titles but rather a
best movies with bad titles but rather a group of films with downright horrible
group of films with downright horrible
group of films with downright horrible names brace yourself
names brace yourself
names brace yourself all right I think there’s something
all right I think there’s something
all right I think there’s something wrong with you – yeah is it dead guy any
wrong with you – yeah is it dead guy any
wrong with you – yeah is it dead guy any number 10 I still know what you did last
number 10 I still know what you did last
number 10 I still know what you did last summer I know what you did last summer
in 1997 the horror film I know what you
in 1997 the horror film I know what you did last summer
did last summer
did last summer / – way at the box office and just one
/ – way at the box office and just one
/ – way at the box office and just one year later producers decided to recycle
year later producers decided to recycle
year later producers decided to recycle the formula by adding one extra word to
the formula by adding one extra word to
the formula by adding one extra word to the title
while the plot of I still know what you
while the plot of I still know what you did last summer is supposed to focus on
did last summer is supposed to focus on
did last summer is supposed to focus on the agonizing memories of jennifer Love
the agonizing memories of jennifer Love
the agonizing memories of jennifer Love Hewitt’s character the sequel seemed to
Hewitt’s character the sequel seemed to
Hewitt’s character the sequel seemed to highlight her boobs more than anything
highlight her boobs more than anything
highlight her boobs more than anything else
else
else moviegoers couldn’t necessarily remember
moviegoers couldn’t necessarily remember
moviegoers couldn’t necessarily remember what the film was about but they
what the film was about but they
what the film was about but they remembered Jay loves bangin bikini bod
remembered Jay loves bangin bikini bod
remembered Jay loves bangin bikini bod and that my friends is how movies are
and that my friends is how movies are
and that my friends is how movies are made
to number nine Glengarry Glen Ross
to number nine Glengarry Glen Ross remember when we were when we were
remember when we were when we were
remember when we were when we were selling Glen Ross farms this film was
selling Glen Ross farms this film was
selling Glen Ross farms this film was named after two fictional real estate
named after two fictional real estate
named after two fictional real estate developments in Chicago but sounds more
developments in Chicago but sounds more
developments in Chicago but sounds more like a fictional US president what is
like a fictional US president what is
like a fictional US president what is that Florida Glengarry islands Florida
that Florida Glengarry islands Florida
that Florida Glengarry islands Florida bullshit Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin’s
bullshit Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin’s
bullshit Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin’s star as screaming salesmen with nifty
star as screaming salesmen with nifty
star as screaming salesmen with nifty catchphrases
catchphrases
catchphrases however the cryptic title had moviegoers
however the cryptic title had moviegoers
however the cryptic title had moviegoers searching for something a little more
searching for something a little more
searching for something a little more alluring they always BBC closing always
alluring they always BBC closing always
alluring they always BBC closing always be closing always be closing Glengarry
be closing always be closing Glengarry
be closing always be closing Glengarry Glen Ross failed miserably at the box
Glen Ross failed miserably at the box
Glen Ross failed miserably at the box office and the title seems more
office and the title seems more
office and the title seems more appropriate for a Ron Burgundy warm-up
appropriate for a Ron Burgundy warm-up
appropriate for a Ron Burgundy warm-up line or perhaps a replacement for Brian
line or perhaps a replacement for Brian
line or perhaps a replacement for Brian fantana’s sex panther cologne it’s
fantana’s sex panther cologne it’s
fantana’s sex panther cologne it’s called sex panther by Odeon it’s illegal
called sex panther by Odeon it’s illegal
called sex panther by Odeon it’s illegal in nine countries yep it’s made with
in nine countries yep it’s made with
in nine countries yep it’s made with bits of real panther number 8 dumb and
bits of real panther number 8 dumb and
bits of real panther number 8 dumb and Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd somebody
Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd somebody
Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd somebody chipped my tooth what do you think I
chipped my tooth what do you think I
chipped my tooth what do you think I feel soon Timmy in the fourth as the
feel soon Timmy in the fourth as the
feel soon Timmy in the fourth as the sequel to the 1994 classic comedy Dumb
sequel to the 1994 classic comedy Dumb
sequel to the 1994 classic comedy Dumb and Dumber this Troy Miller flick was
and Dumber this Troy Miller flick was
and Dumber this Troy Miller flick was hilariously awful heard my Moulton phone
hilariously awful heard my Moulton phone
hilariously awful heard my Moulton phone to make matters worse the filmmakers
to make matters worse the filmmakers
to make matters worse the filmmakers attempt at a humorous title was perhaps
attempt at a humorous title was perhaps
attempt at a humorous title was perhaps more disturbing than the film itself
more disturbing than the film itself
more disturbing than the film itself dumb and Dumberer
dumb and Dumberer
dumb and Dumberer went on to earn Golden Raspberry
went on to earn Golden Raspberry
went on to earn Golden Raspberry nominations for worst screenplay worst
nominations for worst screenplay worst
nominations for worst screenplay worst remake or sequel and worst screen couple
remake or sequel and worst screen couple
remake or sequel and worst screen couple you do that oh yeah
you do that oh yeah
you do that oh yeah she can dumb and Dumberer When Harry Met
she can dumb and Dumberer When Harry Met
she can dumb and Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd just imagine a group of actual
Lloyd just imagine a group of actual
Lloyd just imagine a group of actual human beings once brainstormed and
human beings once brainstormed and
human beings once brainstormed and decided this title was the perfect fit
you got a little both ways buddy number
you got a little both ways buddy number seven the chumscrubber bitch
why did this 10 million dollar
why did this 10 million dollar box-office bomb make only 350 thousand
box-office bomb make only 350 thousand
box-office bomb make only 350 thousand dollars maybe because Americans thought
dollars maybe because Americans thought
dollars maybe because Americans thought the chumscrubber was a foreign movie
the chumscrubber was a foreign movie
the chumscrubber was a foreign movie with subtitles I became the chumscrubber
with subtitles I became the chumscrubber
with subtitles I became the chumscrubber when Airy Posen’s ensemble flick hit
when Airy Posen’s ensemble flick hit
when Airy Posen’s ensemble flick hit theaters in 2005 the strange title
theaters in 2005 the strange title
theaters in 2005 the strange title distracted from the central theme of
distracted from the central theme of
distracted from the central theme of teenage drug use and not even the
teenage drug use and not even the
teenage drug use and not even the magnetic power of Camille Bell could
magnetic power of Camille Bell could
magnetic power of Camille Bell could save the awkwardly named film thank you
save the awkwardly named film thank you
save the awkwardly named film thank you for keeping it interesting for me it’s
for keeping it interesting for me it’s
for keeping it interesting for me it’s definitely not the usual thing decades
definitely not the usual thing decades
definitely not the usual thing decades from now the chumscrubber will
from now the chumscrubber will
from now the chumscrubber will unfortunately and incorrectly be most
unfortunately and incorrectly be most
unfortunately and incorrectly be most likely identified with an early 21st
likely identified with an early 21st
likely identified with an early 21st century cleaning device and this time I
century cleaning device and this time I
century cleaning device and this time I will not be ignored
will not be ignored
will not be ignored I am the chumscrubber Java scrubber
I am the chumscrubber Java scrubber
I am the chumscrubber Java scrubber number six Martha Marcy May Marlene
number six Martha Marcy May Marlene
number six Martha Marcy May Marlene Martha you look like a Marcy May
Martha you look like a Marcy May
Martha you look like a Marcy May Marcy was my grandmother’s thing this
Marcy was my grandmother’s thing this
Marcy was my grandmother’s thing this title sounds more like a quadruple word
title sounds more like a quadruple word
title sounds more like a quadruple word score and Scrabble rather than a film
score and Scrabble rather than a film
score and Scrabble rather than a film about a Catskill Mountains cult
about a Catskill Mountains cult
about a Catskill Mountains cult that’s nothing to do with Martha while
that’s nothing to do with Martha while
that’s nothing to do with Martha while critics praised the performances and
critics praised the performances and
critics praised the performances and direction of Martha Marcy May Marlene
direction of Martha Marcy May Marlene
direction of Martha Marcy May Marlene the overbearing name caused some movie
the overbearing name caused some movie
the overbearing name caused some movie buffs to panic at the box office and
buffs to panic at the box office and
buffs to panic at the box office and choose a more accessible film like Hugo
choose a more accessible film like Hugo
choose a more accessible film like Hugo or the artist then again a multitude of
or the artist then again a multitude of
or the artist then again a multitude of middle-aged movie goers simply confused
middle-aged movie goers simply confused
middle-aged movie goers simply confused the title with someone looking for their
the title with someone looking for their
the title with someone looking for their kids Marcy Marcy May where you going
kids Marcy Marcy May where you going
kids Marcy Marcy May where you going seems like only the brave saw this movie
seems like only the brave saw this movie
seems like only the brave saw this movie only the brave can I help you
Marlene Lewis what’s your last name Jane
Marlene Lewis what’s your last name Jane number five the Bad Lieutenant port of
number five the Bad Lieutenant port of
number five the Bad Lieutenant port of call New Orleans port of call still New
call New Orleans port of call still New
call New Orleans port of call still New Orleans although a story about a
Orleans although a story about a
Orleans although a story about a troubled New Orleans police sergeant
troubled New Orleans police sergeant
troubled New Orleans police sergeant looks good on paper it’s never a good
looks good on paper it’s never a good
looks good on paper it’s never a good idea to include the word bad in the
idea to include the word bad in the
idea to include the word bad in the title of a Nicholas Cage film you all
title of a Nicholas Cage film you all
title of a Nicholas Cage film you all right sometimes I have bad days
right sometimes I have bad days
right sometimes I have bad days Hollywood executives failed to embrace
Hollywood executives failed to embrace
Hollywood executives failed to embrace this concept in 2009 and even added a
this concept in 2009 and even added a
this concept in 2009 and even added a subtitle more suitable for a Saturday
subtitle more suitable for a Saturday
subtitle more suitable for a Saturday night adult foot they like these boots
night adult foot they like these boots
night adult foot they like these boots don’t ya
don’t ya
don’t ya Ayana despite the inclusion of Eva
Ayana despite the inclusion of Eva
Ayana despite the inclusion of Eva Mendes and outstanding critic reviews
Mendes and outstanding critic reviews
Mendes and outstanding critic reviews the bad lieutenant port of call New
the bad lieutenant port of call New
the bad lieutenant port of call New Orleans made little money because most
Orleans made little money because most
Orleans made little money because most consumers probably believed the film was
consumers probably believed the film was
consumers probably believed the film was a PlayStation 3 video game shooting
a PlayStation 3 video game shooting
a PlayStation 3 video game shooting again
again
again what full soul still dancing number four
what full soul still dancing number four
what full soul still dancing number four to Wong foo thanks for everything
to Wong foo thanks for everything
to Wong foo thanks for everything Julie Newmar I’ll read it please to Wong
Julie Newmar I’ll read it please to Wong
Julie Newmar I’ll read it please to Wong foo thanks for everything
foo thanks for everything
foo thanks for everything Julie Newmar back in the pre-internet
Julie Newmar back in the pre-internet
Julie Newmar back in the pre-internet days of 1995 films about road tripping
days of 1995 films about road tripping
days of 1995 films about road tripping drag queens weren’t as popular and so
drag queens weren’t as popular and so
drag queens weren’t as popular and so producers had to make some noise what do
producers had to make some noise what do
producers had to make some noise what do you mean be a drag queen I am a drag oh
you mean be a drag queen I am a drag oh
you mean be a drag queen I am a drag oh no no no you will simply put a boy in a
no no no you will simply put a boy in a
no no no you will simply put a boy in a dress
dress
dress unfortunately to Wong foo thanks for
unfortunately to Wong foo thanks for
unfortunately to Wong foo thanks for everything Julie Newmar was possibly
everything Julie Newmar was possibly
everything Julie Newmar was possibly more often confused with a personal ad
more often confused with a personal ad
more often confused with a personal ad from a local newspaper the title
from a local newspaper the title
from a local newspaper the title actually refers to an autographed photo
actually refers to an autographed photo
actually refers to an autographed photo of the former Catwoman actress but a
of the former Catwoman actress but a
of the former Catwoman actress but a world of ad D film fanatics stopped
world of ad D film fanatics stopped
world of ad D film fanatics stopped reading at everything it’s chilly no
reading at everything it’s chilly no
reading at everything it’s chilly no more Oh
more Oh
more Oh we’re sorry so Stan she wears some may
we’re sorry so Stan she wears some may
we’re sorry so Stan she wears some may have even mistakenly confused this
have even mistakenly confused this
have even mistakenly confused this Patrick Swayze flick with softcore
Patrick Swayze flick with softcore
Patrick Swayze flick with softcore pornography here’s our note for the
pornography here’s our note for the
pornography here’s our note for the director to be Ben Kidron thanks for
director to be Ben Kidron thanks for
director to be Ben Kidron thanks for everything
everything
everything mojo holux number three Quantum of
mojo holux number three Quantum of
mojo holux number three Quantum of Solace sure the Tierra project is the
Solace sure the Tierra project is the
Solace sure the Tierra project is the best use of condoms time James Bond
best use of condoms time James Bond
best use of condoms time James Bond himself also known as Daniel Craig
himself also known as Daniel Craig
himself also known as Daniel Craig struggled to embrace the title of this
struggled to embrace the title of this
struggled to embrace the title of this Marc Forster flick along with legions of
Marc Forster flick along with legions of
Marc Forster flick along with legions of puzzled fans I answered your questions I
puzzled fans I answered your questions I
puzzled fans I answered your questions I told you what you wanted to know about
told you what you wanted to know about
told you what you wanted to know about quantum yes you did
quantum yes you did
quantum yes you did while the famous action hero kicks
while the famous action hero kicks
while the famous action hero kicks plenty of ass in Quantum of Solace the
plenty of ass in Quantum of Solace the
plenty of ass in Quantum of Solace the title probably only had Star Trek fans
title probably only had Star Trek fans
title probably only had Star Trek fans drooling and everybody else scratching
drooling and everybody else scratching
drooling and everybody else scratching their heads what the hell is this what
their heads what the hell is this what
their heads what the hell is this what exactly does the title mean you asked
exactly does the title mean you asked
exactly does the title mean you asked that’s not important my orders are to
that’s not important my orders are to
that’s not important my orders are to turn you around and put you on the first
turn you around and put you on the first
turn you around and put you on the first plane back to London doesn’t matter the
plane back to London doesn’t matter the
plane back to London doesn’t matter the producers hauled in over five hundred
producers hauled in over five hundred
producers hauled in over five hundred million dollars laughed hysterically all
million dollars laughed hysterically all
million dollars laughed hysterically all the way to the bank and swam together in
the way to the bank and swam together in
the way to the bank and swam together in a pool of champagne you just cost me
a pool of champagne you just cost me
a pool of champagne you just cost me quite a bit of money don’t you can’t put
quite a bit of money don’t you can’t put
quite a bit of money don’t you can’t put a price on integrity
a price on integrity
a price on integrity I can try number two 2 fast 2 furious
I can try number two 2 fast 2 furious
I can try number two 2 fast 2 furious gosh
gosh
gosh while the title of a movie sequel
while the title of a movie sequel
while the title of a movie sequel traditionally includes the number 2 no
traditionally includes the number 2 no
traditionally includes the number 2 no one had ever dreamed of adding a second
one had ever dreamed of adding a second
one had ever dreamed of adding a second numeral when this cinematic explosion
numeral when this cinematic explosion
numeral when this cinematic explosion dropped in 2003 right let the party
dropped in 2003 right let the party
dropped in 2003 right let the party begin let’s go after the enormous
begin let’s go after the enormous
begin let’s go after the enormous success of The Fast and the Furious
success of The Fast and the Furious
success of The Fast and the Furious producers employed a classic play on
producers employed a classic play on
producers employed a classic play on words to come up with the name and
words to come up with the name and
words to come up with the name and hungry action fans ate it up
so what if 2 fast 2 furious sounded like
so what if 2 fast 2 furious sounded like it was decided over lunch the
it was decided over lunch the
it was decided over lunch the franchise’s second installment earned
franchise’s second installment earned
franchise’s second installment earned over 200 million dollars faster than
over 200 million dollars faster than
over 200 million dollars faster than Hollywood execs could say I’ll have a
Hollywood execs could say I’ll have a
Hollywood execs could say I’ll have a California roll three bags and one car
California roll three bags and one car
California roll three bags and one car it was fast and most agreed that it was
it was fast and most agreed that it was
it was fast and most agreed that it was furious it was too fast too furious
before we unveil our top pick
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable or in this case
here are a few honorable or in this case
here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions murder her heart
dishonorable mentions murder her heart
dishonorable mentions murder her heart and desire is that is that gonna help
and desire is that is that gonna help
and desire is that is that gonna help the Huckabee’s image yes does it help me
the Huckabee’s image yes does it help me
the Huckabee’s image yes does it help me yes it’s it’s really by the way my name
yes it’s it’s really by the way my name
yes it’s it’s really by the way my name is G pronounced Gigli arounds it really
is G pronounced Gigli arounds it really
is G pronounced Gigli arounds it really is Ivor system yeah my name khloe’s
is Ivor system yeah my name khloe’s
is Ivor system yeah my name khloe’s pressed Jones
pressed Jones
pressed Jones I’ll go about precious give you Calle
number one the hottie and the Nottie in
number one the hottie and the Nottie in order to gain access to the hotter the
order to gain access to the hotter the
order to gain access to the hotter the naughty must be appeased this romantic
naughty must be appeased this romantic
naughty must be appeased this romantic comedy is a true American treasure at
comedy is a true American treasure at
comedy is a true American treasure at least in the sense that it’s a buried
least in the sense that it’s a buried
least in the sense that it’s a buried American treasure that nobody’s ever
American treasure that nobody’s ever
American treasure that nobody’s ever seen Gina’s a lot of problems with hair
seen Gina’s a lot of problems with hair
seen Gina’s a lot of problems with hair removal I have sensitive skin Oh Paris
removal I have sensitive skin Oh Paris
removal I have sensitive skin Oh Paris Hilton and Joel David Moore star in a
Hilton and Joel David Moore star in a
Hilton and Joel David Moore star in a classic story of unrequited love and
classic story of unrequited love and
classic story of unrequited love and most agree that it’s cutesy title likely
most agree that it’s cutesy title likely
most agree that it’s cutesy title likely came from a twelve-year-old girl they
came from a twelve-year-old girl they
came from a twelve-year-old girl they thinks he can fix up the naughty it
thinks he can fix up the naughty it
thinks he can fix up the naughty it wouldn’t come as a surprise if snobby
wouldn’t come as a surprise if snobby
wouldn’t come as a surprise if snobby cinephiles refused to acknowledge Tom
cinephiles refused to acknowledge Tom
cinephiles refused to acknowledge Tom putnams film by its given name while
putnams film by its given name while
putnams film by its given name while others seems simply afraid of the
others seems simply afraid of the
others seems simply afraid of the cinematic monster returning to
cinematic monster returning to
cinematic monster returning to conversation I know I feel the same way
conversation I know I feel the same way
conversation I know I feel the same way yeah the hottie and the Nottie may
yeah the hottie and the Nottie may
yeah the hottie and the Nottie may ultimately become a cult favorite
ultimately become a cult favorite
ultimately become a cult favorite but this cheap ticket to Paris is
but this cheap ticket to Paris is
but this cheap ticket to Paris is ultimately lost in translation I think
ultimately lost in translation I think
ultimately lost in translation I think that a life without orgasms as like a
that a life without orgasms as like a
that a life without orgasms as like a world without flower
world without flower
world without flower do you agree with our list what movie
do you agree with our list what movie
do you agree with our list what movie title confused angered or annoyed you
title confused angered or annoyed you
title confused angered or annoyed you for more mind-blowing top 10s published
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