what a brat I want to know but now next welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movies that make you not want to have
movies that make you not want to have
movies that make you not want to have kids you got everything figured out
kids you got everything figured out
kids you got everything figured out don’t you mr. Wilson hey haven’t figured
don’t you mr. Wilson hey haven’t figured
don’t you mr. Wilson hey haven’t figured out yet how to get my work done with you
out yet how to get my work done with you
out yet how to get my work done with you in the house
in the house
in the house for this list we’re looking at films
for this list we’re looking at films
for this list we’re looking at films that make the prospect of rearing
that make the prospect of rearing
that make the prospect of rearing children an off-putting proposition in
children an off-putting proposition in
children an off-putting proposition in any number of ways Kevin stop that
any number of ways Kevin stop that
any number of ways Kevin stop that that’s enough mommy daddy tall for that
that’s enough mommy daddy tall for that
that’s enough mommy daddy tall for that as we will be discussing the plots of
as we will be discussing the plots of
as we will be discussing the plots of the films in question this is your
the films in question this is your
the films in question this is your official spoiler alert
number 10 Joshua I think you sick Josh
number 10 Joshua I think you sick Josh this psychological drama thriller stars
this psychological drama thriller stars
this psychological drama thriller stars the exceptionally talented Sam Rockwell
the exceptionally talented Sam Rockwell
the exceptionally talented Sam Rockwell and Vera Farmiga as the parents of two
and Vera Farmiga as the parents of two
and Vera Farmiga as the parents of two children I don’t feel sick
children I don’t feel sick
children I don’t feel sick not at all one of which is an innocent
not at all one of which is an innocent
not at all one of which is an innocent baby girl the other of which is their
baby girl the other of which is their
baby girl the other of which is their suit clad son whom they love but should
suit clad son whom they love but should
suit clad son whom they love but should really fear nobody will ever love you
really fear nobody will ever love you
really fear nobody will ever love you this is demonstrated by the fact that
this is demonstrated by the fact that
this is demonstrated by the fact that young Joshua develops the type of
young Joshua develops the type of
young Joshua develops the type of sibling rivalry with his newly born
sibling rivalry with his newly born
sibling rivalry with his newly born sister Lily that Stephen King could have
sister Lily that Stephen King could have
sister Lily that Stephen King could have written basically anyone who gets in the
written basically anyone who gets in the
written basically anyone who gets in the way has to go for the end of existence
way has to go for the end of existence
way has to go for the end of existence your domain and a peps guts slowly
your domain and a peps guts slowly
your domain and a peps guts slowly digested for all of eternity nobody
digested for all of eternity nobody
digested for all of eternity nobody would care because nobody would realize
would care because nobody would realize
would care because nobody would realize you were missing willing to kill and
you were missing willing to kill and
you were missing willing to kill and lacking any love for his parents Joshua
lacking any love for his parents Joshua
lacking any love for his parents Joshua is a monster discovering what he’s
is a monster discovering what he’s
is a monster discovering what he’s capable of yeah yeah retrieve them Luke
capable of yeah yeah retrieve them Luke
capable of yeah yeah retrieve them Luke remaining and thanks to this movie which
remaining and thanks to this movie which
remaining and thanks to this movie which is also known as The Devil’s child by
is also known as The Devil’s child by
is also known as The Devil’s child by the way we do not want to know what it
the way we do not want to know what it
the way we do not want to know what it would be like to be his parents give you
would be like to be his parents give you
would be like to be his parents give you $5.00 if I can throw a rock at you
$5.00 if I can throw a rock at you
$5.00 if I can throw a rock at you number 9 erase her head are you Henry
yes the filmography of David Lynch is
yes the filmography of David Lynch is filled to the brim with strange people
filled to the brim with strange people
filled to the brim with strange people and odd situations but for anyone
and odd situations but for anyone
and odd situations but for anyone contemplating Parenthood Eraserhead
contemplating Parenthood Eraserhead
contemplating Parenthood Eraserhead really showcases what could be a
really showcases what could be a
really showcases what could be a nightmare as a baby it’s at the hospital
nightmare as a baby it’s at the hospital
nightmare as a baby it’s at the hospital um and you’re the father
um and you’re the father
um and you’re the father the film’s main character Henry Spencer
the film’s main character Henry Spencer
the film’s main character Henry Spencer is an odd man with an even odder
is an odd man with an even odder
is an odd man with an even odder hairstyle who becomes the parent of a
hairstyle who becomes the parent of a
hairstyle who becomes the parent of a mutant offspring
washing the child is a horror to observe
washing the child is a horror to observe refuses all food fries day and night and
refuses all food fries day and night and
refuses all food fries day and night and drives its mother to abandon it with
drives its mother to abandon it with
drives its mother to abandon it with Spencer being the only one who tries to
Spencer being the only one who tries to
Spencer being the only one who tries to care for it watching this tale of a
care for it watching this tale of a
care for it watching this tale of a monstrous being under the care of a
monstrous being under the care of a
monstrous being under the care of a parent who is helpless to aid it is sure
parent who is helpless to aid it is sure
parent who is helpless to aid it is sure to make you rethink a couple of things I
to make you rethink a couple of things I
to make you rethink a couple of things I can’t even sleep I’m losing my mind
can’t even sleep I’m losing my mind
can’t even sleep I’m losing my mind number eight Village of the Damned you
number eight Village of the Damned you
number eight Village of the Damned you have to be taught to leave us alone
have to be taught to leave us alone
have to be taught to leave us alone after everyone in the village of Midwich
after everyone in the village of Midwich
after everyone in the village of Midwich falls unconscious every fertile woman in
falls unconscious every fertile woman in
falls unconscious every fertile woman in the community soon becomes pregnant that
the community soon becomes pregnant that
the community soon becomes pregnant that means that every woman in this village
means that every woman in this village
means that every woman in this village who is capable of childbirth is going to
who is capable of childbirth is going to
who is capable of childbirth is going to have a baby a few short months later all
have a baby a few short months later all
have a baby a few short months later all of them give birth on the same day how
of them give birth on the same day how
of them give birth on the same day how about the baby Oh splendid unusually
about the baby Oh splendid unusually
about the baby Oh splendid unusually heavy though
heavy though
heavy though ten pounds eight ounces strange eyes the
ten pounds eight ounces strange eyes the
ten pounds eight ounces strange eyes the resulting children all share the same
resulting children all share the same
resulting children all share the same hair color and a number of other
hair color and a number of other
hair color and a number of other characteristics as they grow older for
characteristics as they grow older for
characteristics as they grow older for example they walk in sync and develop
example they walk in sync and develop
example they walk in sync and develop powers what are you going to do with
powers what are you going to do with
powers what are you going to do with that power father we know what you’re
that power father we know what you’re
that power father we know what you’re trying to find out it would be better if
trying to find out it would be better if
trying to find out it would be better if you didn’t ask these questions using
you didn’t ask these questions using
you didn’t ask these questions using their abilities the offspring become
their abilities the offspring become
their abilities the offspring become more brazen and begin to exert control
more brazen and begin to exert control
more brazen and begin to exert control over their surroundings as well as the
over their surroundings as well as the
over their surroundings as well as the nearby people who clearly fear them
as adults and especially parents we are
as adults and especially parents we are supposed to protect children but what if
supposed to protect children but what if
supposed to protect children but what if they’re emotionless mysteriously
they’re emotionless mysteriously
they’re emotionless mysteriously conceived telepathic killers what’s
conceived telepathic killers what’s
conceived telepathic killers what’s important about them is whether they’re
important about them is whether they’re
important about them is whether they’re good or bad and these children are bad
good or bad and these children are bad
good or bad and these children are bad number seven knocked up y’all a beer
number seven knocked up y’all a beer
number seven knocked up y’all a beer over here please you’re gonna be
over here please you’re gonna be
over here please you’re gonna be embarrassed when you realize I’m Wilmer
embarrassed when you realize I’m Wilmer
embarrassed when you realize I’m Wilmer Valderrama when Ben and Alison meet in a
Valderrama when Ben and Alison meet in a
Valderrama when Ben and Alison meet in a club and go home together all they had
club and go home together all they had
club and go home together all they had in mind was the night of sexy fun time
however when they discovered their tryst
however when they discovered their tryst has resulted in a pregnancy everything
has resulted in a pregnancy everything
has resulted in a pregnancy everything changes I’m pregnant with the motion
changes I’m pregnant with the motion
changes I’m pregnant with the motion with a baby the attempt to turn their
with a baby the attempt to turn their
with a baby the attempt to turn their one-night stand into something
one-night stand into something
one-night stand into something resembling a relationship but instead
resembling a relationship but instead
resembling a relationship but instead they spend the entire pregnancy failing
they spend the entire pregnancy failing
they spend the entire pregnancy failing miserably as a couple did you just say
miserably as a couple did you just say
miserably as a couple did you just say my lack of commitment cuz that’s what it
my lack of commitment cuz that’s what it
my lack of commitment cuz that’s what it sounded like it almost seems as though
sounded like it almost seems as though
sounded like it almost seems as though you forgot I proposed to you like an
you forgot I proposed to you like an
you forgot I proposed to you like an asshole and you said no to me they may
asshole and you said no to me they may
asshole and you said no to me they may think forcing themselves into this
think forcing themselves into this
think forcing themselves into this arrangement for the sake of the baby is
arrangement for the sake of the baby is
arrangement for the sake of the baby is the right thing to do and they may even
the right thing to do and they may even
the right thing to do and they may even get something of a happy ending
get something of a happy ending
get something of a happy ending but there’s such a terrible match we
but there’s such a terrible match we
but there’s such a terrible match we find it hard to agree won and it also
find it hard to agree won and it also
find it hard to agree won and it also makes us think twice about passing on
makes us think twice about passing on
makes us think twice about passing on our genes same fetch like my kids he’s
our genes same fetch like my kids he’s
our genes same fetch like my kids he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs
treating my kids like they’re dogs
treating my kids like they’re dogs no he’s not go get it fetch number six
no he’s not go get it fetch number six
no he’s not go get it fetch number six Mildred Pierce personally Vitas
Mildred Pierce personally Vitas
Mildred Pierce personally Vitas convinced me that alligators have the
convinced me that alligators have the
convinced me that alligators have the right idea they eat their young
right idea they eat their young
right idea they eat their young this film tells the tale of a mother and
this film tells the tale of a mother and
this film tells the tale of a mother and a daughter with a strained relationship
a daughter with a strained relationship
a daughter with a strained relationship to put it lightly you’re cheap and
to put it lightly you’re cheap and
to put it lightly you’re cheap and horrible you think just because you made
horrible you think just because you made
horrible you think just because you made a little money you can get a new head
a little money you can get a new head
a little money you can get a new head doing some expensive clothes and turn
doing some expensive clothes and turn
doing some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady but you can’t
yourself into a lady but you can’t
yourself into a lady but you can’t Mildred the mother in question does
Mildred the mother in question does
Mildred the mother in question does everything she can to give her daughter
everything she can to give her daughter
everything she can to give her daughter the la-dee-da lifestyle she feels
the la-dee-da lifestyle she feels
the la-dee-da lifestyle she feels entitled to but it’s never enough for
entitled to but it’s never enough for
entitled to but it’s never enough for Rita I wish you wouldn’t joke about it
Rita I wish you wouldn’t joke about it
Rita I wish you wouldn’t joke about it mother your screen really
mother your screen really
mother your screen really the next thing I know you’ll be nicking
the next thing I know you’ll be nicking
the next thing I know you’ll be nicking cards when Mildred takes a job as a
cards when Mildred takes a job as a
cards when Mildred takes a job as a waitress she is mocked when she makes it
waitress she is mocked when she makes it
waitress she is mocked when she makes it big with a chain of restaurants she is
big with a chain of restaurants she is
big with a chain of restaurants she is disrespected and when she trades it in
disrespected and when she trades it in
disrespected and when she trades it in for a loveless marriage with a
for a loveless marriage with a
for a loveless marriage with a well-connected playboy
well-connected playboy
well-connected playboy she is betrayed no matter what she’s
she is betrayed no matter what she’s
she is betrayed no matter what she’s given Vita continues to demand more and
given Vita continues to demand more and
given Vita continues to demand more and more from her mother which she’ll get
more from her mother which she’ll get
more from her mother which she’ll get through extortion murder and well just
through extortion murder and well just
through extortion murder and well just being a spoiled brat well that’s that
being a spoiled brat well that’s that
being a spoiled brat well that’s that number five the good son gone they give
number five the good son gone they give
number five the good son gone they give you cancer who cares you even die anyway
you cancer who cares you even die anyway
you cancer who cares you even die anyway when this film came out Macaulay Culkin
when this film came out Macaulay Culkin
when this film came out Macaulay Culkin was known as that cute kid from home
was known as that cute kid from home
was known as that cute kid from home alone so anyone who went into this movie
alone so anyone who went into this movie
alone so anyone who went into this movie looking for a similar story and role
looking for a similar story and role
looking for a similar story and role from him was in for a shock or mark so
from him was in for a shock or mark so
from him was in for a shock or mark so violent so disturbed if you don’t watch
violent so disturbed if you don’t watch
violent so disturbed if you don’t watch out I can lock you up a preteen who
out I can lock you up a preteen who
out I can lock you up a preteen who appears at first as a sweet and innocent
appears at first as a sweet and innocent
appears at first as a sweet and innocent young boy Henry is able to evade
young boy Henry is able to evade
young boy Henry is able to evade suspicion while carrying on loathsome
suspicion while carrying on loathsome
suspicion while carrying on loathsome acts like causing highway pileup and
acts like causing highway pileup and
acts like causing highway pileup and killing his baby brother what happened
killing his baby brother what happened
killing his baby brother what happened the night Richard died
the night Richard died
the night Richard died Oh chill I’d like to hear it from you I
Oh chill I’d like to hear it from you I
Oh chill I’d like to hear it from you I was John shares plan when he makes plans
was John shares plan when he makes plans
was John shares plan when he makes plans to kill his cousin Connie his evil
to kill his cousin Connie his evil
to kill his cousin Connie his evil nature is revealed he’s really evil
nature is revealed he’s really evil
nature is revealed he’s really evil hey chill mr. with this thing that he
hey chill mr. with this thing that he
hey chill mr. with this thing that he made
made
made a firesteel bolt we then find him on a
a firesteel bolt we then find him on a
a firesteel bolt we then find him on a cliff top in a life-or-death showdown
cliff top in a life-or-death showdown
cliff top in a life-or-death showdown with his mother how strong do you think
with his mother how strong do you think
with his mother how strong do you think your parental instincts would be in that
your parental instincts would be in that
your parental instincts would be in that scenario
number four We Need to Talk About Kevin
number four We Need to Talk About Kevin you don’t look happy
however if you enjoy feeling unsettled
however if you enjoy feeling unsettled you should definitely check this one out
you should definitely check this one out
you should definitely check this one out from birth Kevin and his mother never
from birth Kevin and his mother never
from birth Kevin and his mother never bonded the way we’ve been programmed to
bonded the way we’ve been programmed to
bonded the way we’ve been programmed to expect a child and parent to connect and
expect a child and parent to connect and
expect a child and parent to connect and though she loves him
though she loves him
though she loves him caring for him is difficult for her
caring for him is difficult for her
caring for him is difficult for her haven’t you ever wished you had somebody
haven’t you ever wished you had somebody
haven’t you ever wished you had somebody else around to play with no you might
else around to play with no you might
else around to play with no you might like it but if I don’t like after hiding
like it but if I don’t like after hiding
like it but if I don’t like after hiding his true nature from everyone but his
his true nature from everyone but his
his true nature from everyone but his mother who guesses the truth it’s only
mother who guesses the truth it’s only
mother who guesses the truth it’s only once the titular character leaves his
once the titular character leaves his
once the titular character leaves his father little sister and several
father little sister and several
father little sister and several students in body bags that anyone else
students in body bags that anyone else
students in body bags that anyone else sees the real Kevin
of course by then everyone is also
of course by then everyone is also blaming his mother for his actions as if
blaming his mother for his actions as if
blaming his mother for his actions as if she doesn’t have enough to deal with
she doesn’t have enough to deal with
she doesn’t have enough to deal with already yeah he can be kind of harsh
already yeah he can be kind of harsh
already yeah he can be kind of harsh sometimes you’re one to talk
sometimes you’re one to talk
sometimes you’re one to talk yeah I am
yeah I am
yeah I am number three The Omen he breathes too
number three The Omen he breathes too
number three The Omen he breathes too far in Holland Betty please know when a
far in Holland Betty please know when a
far in Holland Betty please know when a couple suffers the horrible loss of
couple suffers the horrible loss of
couple suffers the horrible loss of having their child die moments after
having their child die moments after
having their child die moments after he’s born the boy’s father adopts a
he’s born the boy’s father adopts a
he’s born the boy’s father adopts a child Damian and passes him off as their
child Damian and passes him off as their
child Damian and passes him off as their own to the mother I’d better stay here
own to the mother I’d better stay here
own to the mother I’d better stay here and pull around with Damian soon after
and pull around with Damian soon after
and pull around with Damian soon after black dogs remain outside their home
black dogs remain outside their home
black dogs remain outside their home thorns grow out of nowhere and Damian’s
thorns grow out of nowhere and Damian’s
thorns grow out of nowhere and Damian’s nanny commits suicide it’s all for you
it becomes clear that something is
it becomes clear that something is seriously wrong ultimately revealed to
seriously wrong ultimately revealed to
seriously wrong ultimately revealed to be the Antichrist the boy rips his
be the Antichrist the boy rips his
be the Antichrist the boy rips his adopted parents life to shreds and
adopted parents life to shreds and
adopted parents life to shreds and brings death to nearly everyone they
brings death to nearly everyone they
brings death to nearly everyone they encounter God’s name oh you’re talking
encounter God’s name oh you’re talking
encounter God’s name oh you’re talking about
about
about yes son mr. Tollman the son of the devil
yes son mr. Tollman the son of the devil
yes son mr. Tollman the son of the devil as far as adoption goes this is pretty
as far as adoption goes this is pretty
as far as adoption goes this is pretty much the worst case scenario
number two problem child we’ve adopted
number two problem child we’ve adopted safety we will wait this is supposed to
safety we will wait this is supposed to
safety we will wait this is supposed to be a comedy another adopted son that
be a comedy another adopted son that
be a comedy another adopted son that torments his unsuspecting parent Junior
torments his unsuspecting parent Junior
torments his unsuspecting parent Junior is not the spawn of Satan he’s just one
is not the spawn of Satan he’s just one
is not the spawn of Satan he’s just one of the biggest brats ever put on film
of the biggest brats ever put on film
of the biggest brats ever put on film maybe if I shrugged my shoulders move
maybe if I shrugged my shoulders move
maybe if I shrugged my shoulders move around my hands like this baby people
around my hands like this baby people
around my hands like this baby people drink I know I’m talking about
drink I know I’m talking about
drink I know I’m talking about he’s altom Utley revealed to be acting
he’s altom Utley revealed to be acting
he’s altom Utley revealed to be acting out because of the many many times he’s
out because of the many many times he’s
out because of the many many times he’s been abandoned by prospective parents
been abandoned by prospective parents
been abandoned by prospective parents but really does that make it any better
but really does that make it any better
but really does that make it any better child is incorrigible I’m what why is
child is incorrigible I’m what why is
child is incorrigible I’m what why is big English lady sure it all works out
big English lady sure it all works out
big English lady sure it all works out in the end but just the thought of
in the end but just the thought of
in the end but just the thought of sharing a life with this annoyingly
sharing a life with this annoyingly
sharing a life with this annoyingly voiced horrific Lee behaved child is
voiced horrific Lee behaved child is
voiced horrific Lee behaved child is enough to put many off reading
enough to put many off reading
enough to put many off reading altogether I hope you guys are insured
altogether I hope you guys are insured
altogether I hope you guys are insured before we reveal our number one pick
before we reveal our number one pick
before we reveal our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions shut
here are a few honorable mentions shut
here are a few honorable mentions shut your mouth I can’t to my nose that picks
your mouth I can’t to my nose that picks
your mouth I can’t to my nose that picks my origin I shut my mouth I can’t bathe
my origin I shut my mouth I can’t bathe
my origin I shut my mouth I can’t bathe good that keep your mouth open but don’t
good that keep your mouth open but don’t
good that keep your mouth open but don’t talk anything else you want to talk
talk anything else you want to talk
talk anything else you want to talk about did I mention I don’t like you
about did I mention I don’t like you
about did I mention I don’t like you very much yeah you mentioned that yeah
very much yeah you mentioned that yeah
very much yeah you mentioned that yeah then I’m good okay me too well you guys
then I’m good okay me too well you guys
then I’m good okay me too well you guys aren’t I like back in the saddle you
aren’t I like back in the saddle you
aren’t I like back in the saddle you know sure it’s kind of hard to hit it
know sure it’s kind of hard to hit it
know sure it’s kind of hard to hit it when you have two kids asleep and
when you have two kids asleep and
when you have two kids asleep and drawing on you bring him the blood of
drawing on you bring him the blood of
drawing on you bring him the blood of the Outlander number one Rosemary’s Baby
the Outlander number one Rosemary’s Baby
the Outlander number one Rosemary’s Baby this is no dream this is really
this is no dream this is really
this is no dream this is really happening rosemary Woodhouse is a
happening rosemary Woodhouse is a
happening rosemary Woodhouse is a beautiful intelligent young woman and
beautiful intelligent young woman and
beautiful intelligent young woman and her husband guy is a struggling actor
her husband guy is a struggling actor
her husband guy is a struggling actor keen to be a daddy let’s have a baby
keen to be a daddy let’s have a baby
keen to be a daddy let’s have a baby alright let’s have three babies one at a
alright let’s have three babies one at a
alright let’s have three babies one at a time all right
time all right
time all right things head sells however when they move
things head sells however when they move
things head sells however when they move into a new apartment building and make
into a new apartment building and make
into a new apartment building and make friends with the locals not always this
friends with the locals not always this
friends with the locals not always this is guy’s wife rosemary
is guy’s wife rosemary
is guy’s wife rosemary hello rosemary and welcome to the branch
hello rosemary and welcome to the branch
hello rosemary and welcome to the branch soon rosemary has a feverish nightmare
soon rosemary has a feverish nightmare
soon rosemary has a feverish nightmare of being raped by a demon in front of
of being raped by a demon in front of
of being raped by a demon in front of guy
guy
guy I dreamed someone was brave be a person
I dreamed someone was brave be a person
I dreamed someone was brave be a person who said I’m in human unsure if the
who said I’m in human unsure if the
who said I’m in human unsure if the encounter was real or not she later
encounter was real or not she later
encounter was real or not she later finds out she’s pregnant
finds out she’s pregnant
finds out she’s pregnant but the pregnancy is troubled and she
but the pregnancy is troubled and she
but the pregnancy is troubled and she eventually gives birth to Adrian what
eventually gives birth to Adrian what
eventually gives birth to Adrian what have you done damn you man taejun is his
have you done damn you man taejun is his
have you done damn you man taejun is his father nut guy who turns out to be the
father nut guy who turns out to be the
father nut guy who turns out to be the spawn of Satan and upon whom her cult
spawn of Satan and upon whom her cult
spawn of Satan and upon whom her cult member neighbors have sinister designs
member neighbors have sinister designs
member neighbors have sinister designs hey shake while the child’s arrival
hey shake while the child’s arrival
hey shake while the child’s arrival means untold riches for the couple it’s
means untold riches for the couple it’s
means untold riches for the couple it’s hard to save the cost and the
hard to save the cost and the
hard to save the cost and the consequences are worth it candy Kent
consequences are worth it candy Kent
consequences are worth it candy Kent made a face but aren’t you his mother do
made a face but aren’t you his mother do
made a face but aren’t you his mother do you agree with our list leave us alone
you agree with our list leave us alone
you agree with our list leave us alone what movie puts you completely off
what movie puts you completely off
what movie puts you completely off having kids for more kid-friendly top
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sweetheart
sweetheart alright Danny you’ll get your golden
alright Danny you’ll get your golden
alright Danny you’ll get your golden goose as soon as we get home of those
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