he’s got these eyes and and these girls like her and he walks around like this
like her and he walks around like this
like her and he walks around like this Hey hi hi and well I see some movie
Hey hi hi and well I see some movie
Hey hi hi and well I see some movie sequels are epically unnecessary
these are epically unknown welcome to
these are epically unknown welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 movie
down our picks for the top 10 movie
down our picks for the top 10 movie sequels you’ve never heard of come on in
sequels you’ve never heard of come on in
sequels you’ve never heard of come on in the water’s fine for this list we’re
the water’s fine for this list we’re
the water’s fine for this list we’re looking at sequels to popular movies
looking at sequels to popular movies
looking at sequels to popular movies that are virtually unknown to the
that are virtually unknown to the
that are virtually unknown to the general public hmm they should also have
general public hmm they should also have
general public hmm they should also have some recognizable if tenuous connection
some recognizable if tenuous connection
some recognizable if tenuous connection to the original a prince does not
to the original a prince does not
to the original a prince does not whoo-hoo we’re focusing more on how
whoo-hoo we’re focusing more on how
whoo-hoo we’re focusing more on how unfamiliar a sequel may be rather than
unfamiliar a sequel may be rather than
unfamiliar a sequel may be rather than on the actual quality of the film you
on the actual quality of the film you
on the actual quality of the film you need to pay to jump in
so even if it was trashed by critics it
so even if it was trashed by critics it still could and probably did make the
still could and probably did make the
still could and probably did make the list number 10 asked Darko a Donnie
list number 10 asked Darko a Donnie
list number 10 asked Darko a Donnie Darko tail
Darko tail
Darko tail Donnie liked to draw how’d you know his
Donnie liked to draw how’d you know his
Donnie liked to draw how’d you know his name you told me Donnie Darko performed
name you told me Donnie Darko performed
name you told me Donnie Darko performed modestly at the box office but became a
modestly at the box office but became a
modestly at the box office but became a hit once released on DVD why are you a
hit once released on DVD why are you a
hit once released on DVD why are you a that stupid place
why are you wearing that stupid man
why are you wearing that stupid man shoot this uncalled-for sequel tries to
shoot this uncalled-for sequel tries to
shoot this uncalled-for sequel tries to replicate the surreal uneasiness and
replicate the surreal uneasiness and
replicate the surreal uneasiness and rising menace of the original but fails
rising menace of the original but fails
rising menace of the original but fails miserably there’s got to be some
miserably there’s got to be some
miserably there’s got to be some connection between what happened to Sam
connection between what happened to Sam
connection between what happened to Sam and Donnie that was Sam’s brother she
and Donnie that was Sam’s brother she
and Donnie that was Sam’s brother she didn’t mention him to me the coolly
didn’t mention him to me the coolly
didn’t mention him to me the coolly arcane plot of the first film becomes a
arcane plot of the first film becomes a
arcane plot of the first film becomes a hopelessly tangled storyline that
hopelessly tangled storyline that
hopelessly tangled storyline that involves Donnie’s little sister
involves Donnie’s little sister
involves Donnie’s little sister sleepwalking visions and a catastrophic
sleepwalking visions and a catastrophic
sleepwalking visions and a catastrophic meteorite event matter anymore
meteorite event matter anymore
meteorite event matter anymore my brother Cory Billy
my brother Cory Billy
my brother Cory Billy at that reviewers were entirely
at that reviewers were entirely
at that reviewers were entirely unimpressed and asked Darko managed to
unimpressed and asked Darko managed to
unimpressed and asked Darko managed to register a zero percent approval rating
register a zero percent approval rating
register a zero percent approval rating among the critics on Rotten Tomatoes the
among the critics on Rotten Tomatoes the
among the critics on Rotten Tomatoes the box office returns were meager as word
box office returns were meager as word
box office returns were meager as word DVD sales you will I died for you will
DVD sales you will I died for you will
DVD sales you will I died for you will you do the same
you do the same
you do the same Donnie like to Train number nine
Donnie like to Train number nine
Donnie like to Train number nine American Psycho to please no more even
American Psycho to please no more even
American Psycho to please no more even Mila Kunis’s biggest fans are often
Mila Kunis’s biggest fans are often
Mila Kunis’s biggest fans are often surprised to learn about this directive
surprised to learn about this directive
surprised to learn about this directive video production from 2002
video production from 2002
video production from 2002 goodbye poppy
this is definitely a case of a studio
this is definitely a case of a studio shamelessly exploiting on an earlier
shamelessly exploiting on an earlier
shamelessly exploiting on an earlier more popular production in the hopes of
more popular production in the hopes of
more popular production in the hopes of ringing up a little cash I was in
ringing up a little cash I was in
ringing up a little cash I was in Batemans apartment in this instance
Batemans apartment in this instance
Batemans apartment in this instance Lionsgate simply took a script they had
Lionsgate simply took a script they had
Lionsgate simply took a script they had lying around and modified it to give it
lying around and modified it to give it
lying around and modified it to give it a connection to the original they found
a connection to the original they found
a connection to the original they found Bateman and his final victim a few days
Bateman and his final victim a few days
Bateman and his final victim a few days later the FBI quickly uncovered a
later the FBI quickly uncovered a
later the FBI quickly uncovered a Psychopaths and a few extra murders on
Psychopaths and a few extra murders on
Psychopaths and a few extra murders on him and he became an instant celebrity
him and he became an instant celebrity
him and he became an instant celebrity the film lacks style depth and
the film lacks style depth and
the film lacks style depth and credibility I mean it is it any wonder
credibility I mean it is it any wonder
credibility I mean it is it any wonder Kunis liked to forget it ever happened
sweet dreams number eight Roadhouse
sweet dreams number eight Roadhouse – last call Patrick Swayze’s Roadhouse
– last call Patrick Swayze’s Roadhouse
– last call Patrick Swayze’s Roadhouse vehicle did decently at the box office
vehicle did decently at the box office
vehicle did decently at the box office and even better on TV and video what’s
and even better on TV and video what’s
and even better on TV and video what’s your name buddy
your name buddy
your name buddy coffee black yeah all right thanks Joe
coffee black yeah all right thanks Joe
coffee black yeah all right thanks Joe Swayze is noticeably absent from the
Swayze is noticeably absent from the
Swayze is noticeably absent from the direct-to-dvd sequel though instead
direct-to-dvd sequel though instead
direct-to-dvd sequel though instead Johnathon Schaech is on hand to play the
Johnathon Schaech is on hand to play the
Johnathon Schaech is on hand to play the son of Swayze’s character when you
son of Swayze’s character when you
son of Swayze’s character when you question freddy rogers see if he knows
question freddy rogers see if he knows
question freddy rogers see if he knows anything about my father’s death we
anything about my father’s death we
anything about my father’s death we think he had something to do with that
think he had something to do with that
think he had something to do with that no but always ask apparently audiences
no but always ask apparently audiences
no but always ask apparently audiences didn’t need to see any more adventures
didn’t need to see any more adventures
didn’t need to see any more adventures revolving around the exciting life of a
revolving around the exciting life of a
revolving around the exciting life of a barroom bouncer I let my father borrow
barroom bouncer I let my father borrow
barroom bouncer I let my father borrow my car that night in the driveway
my car that night in the driveway
my car that night in the driveway he walked in so much shock the original
he walked in so much shock the original
he walked in so much shock the original is hardly great cinema but it’s
is hardly great cinema but it’s
is hardly great cinema but it’s enjoyably cheesy in a fun way the sequel
enjoyably cheesy in a fun way the sequel
enjoyably cheesy in a fun way the sequel is just dumb I’m gonna kill you just
is just dumb I’m gonna kill you just
is just dumb I’m gonna kill you just like I killed your father
number seven
number seven splash – it makes you happy yes
splash – it makes you happy yes
splash – it makes you happy yes moviegoers took the lovable mermaid
moviegoers took the lovable mermaid
moviegoers took the lovable mermaid Madison and her land lover beau Allen to
Madison and her land lover beau Allen to
Madison and her land lover beau Allen to heart when Disney unleashed splash on
heart when Disney unleashed splash on
heart when Disney unleashed splash on the world in 1984
hey come back a large part of that film
hey come back a large part of that film success is due to the chemistry between
success is due to the chemistry between
success is due to the chemistry between Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks I was ready
Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks I was ready
Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks I was ready to stay with you forever I know now they
to stay with you forever I know now they
to stay with you forever I know now they know who you are they’re never gonna
know who you are they’re never gonna
know who you are they’re never gonna leave you alone that chemistry is sadly
leave you alone that chemistry is sadly
leave you alone that chemistry is sadly lacking in the made-for-tv sequel Amyas
lacking in the made-for-tv sequel Amyas
lacking in the made-for-tv sequel Amyas back and todd wearing have neither a
back and todd wearing have neither a
back and todd wearing have neither a spark nor the charisma of their
spark nor the charisma of their
spark nor the charisma of their predecessor I couldn’t get through so I
predecessor I couldn’t get through so I
predecessor I couldn’t get through so I went to fern I don’t know what to say
went to fern I don’t know what to say
went to fern I don’t know what to say I’m trying this time I’m really trying
I’m trying this time I’m really trying
I’m trying this time I’m really trying worse the sequel is obvious and cloying
worse the sequel is obvious and cloying
worse the sequel is obvious and cloying pitching the film to six-year-olds
pitching the film to six-year-olds
pitching the film to six-year-olds breakfast is the most important meal of
breakfast is the most important meal of
breakfast is the most important meal of the day and only you can prevent forest
the day and only you can prevent forest
the day and only you can prevent forest fires it barely made a splash and sank
fires it barely made a splash and sank
fires it barely made a splash and sank without a trace I like you hearing I
without a trace I like you hearing I
without a trace I like you hearing I like to learn thing number six
like to learn thing number six
like to learn thing number six another nine and a half weeks also known
another nine and a half weeks also known
another nine and a half weeks also known as love in Paris
and Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger blew
and Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger blew the mercury out of the thermometer with
the mercury out of the thermometer with
the mercury out of the thermometer with the first nine and a half weeks
eleven years later Rourke tried to
eleven years later Rourke tried to create similar erotic magic with Angie
create similar erotic magic with Angie
create similar erotic magic with Angie Everhart you know we’re a lot alike you
Everhart you know we’re a lot alike you
Everhart you know we’re a lot alike you and I we had to invent ourselves it
and I we had to invent ourselves it
and I we had to invent ourselves it didn’t work
didn’t work
didn’t work Rourke who possessed a weathered charm
Rourke who possessed a weathered charm
Rourke who possessed a weathered charm in 1986 is simply seedy and sour here
in 1986 is simply seedy and sour here
in 1986 is simply seedy and sour here for her part Everhart is attractive but
for her part Everhart is attractive but
for her part Everhart is attractive but somehow not alluring I can’t get excited
somehow not alluring I can’t get excited
somehow not alluring I can’t get excited unless I see you crawl across the floor
unless I see you crawl across the floor
unless I see you crawl across the floor the filmmakers try to create a scheme II
the filmmakers try to create a scheme II
the filmmakers try to create a scheme II heated exploration of sexual longing but
heated exploration of sexual longing but
heated exploration of sexual longing but audience arousal was sufficiently sated
audience arousal was sufficiently sated
audience arousal was sufficiently sated by the original number five the birds to
by the original number five the birds to
by the original number five the birds to Lands End
Lands End
Lands End it’s all right
alfred hitchcock’s expertise style and
alfred hitchcock’s expertise style and ghoulish sense of both the absurdity and
ghoulish sense of both the absurdity and
ghoulish sense of both the absurdity and the frailty of human life are missing
the frailty of human life are missing
the frailty of human life are missing from this made-for-tv sequel to one of
from this made-for-tv sequel to one of
from this made-for-tv sequel to one of his biggest hits
any follow-up to the Rod Taylor Tippi
any follow-up to the Rod Taylor Tippi Hedren classic is facing an uphill
Hedren classic is facing an uphill
Hedren classic is facing an uphill battle but this retread doesn’t even try
battle but this retread doesn’t even try
battle but this retread doesn’t even try a seagull ran into me say go yes a
a seagull ran into me say go yes a
a seagull ran into me say go yes a seagull it copies the basic outline of
seagull it copies the basic outline of
seagull it copies the basic outline of the first belt but does so without any
the first belt but does so without any
the first belt but does so without any sense of commitment tension surprise
sense of commitment tension surprise
sense of commitment tension surprise thrill not here
thrill not here
thrill not here no wonder audiences flew right by this
no wonder audiences flew right by this
no wonder audiences flew right by this feeble offering
number four wargames the dead code how
number four wargames the dead code how do you know that videogames launching
do you know that videogames launching
do you know that videogames launching war games replacing the threat of
war games replacing the threat of
war games replacing the threat of computer-generated nuclear war with the
computer-generated nuclear war with the
computer-generated nuclear war with the threat of computer generated terrorism
threat of computer generated terrorism
threat of computer generated terrorism is a workable idea company sort of help
is a workable idea company sort of help
is a workable idea company sort of help me forget stuff out since I’m not
me forget stuff out since I’m not
me forget stuff out since I’m not totally sure how it work unfortunately
totally sure how it work unfortunately
totally sure how it work unfortunately the filmmakers didn’t really do much
the filmmakers didn’t really do much
the filmmakers didn’t really do much with the premise rip will have to play
with the premise rip will have to play
with the premise rip will have to play out the war game scenario each event
out the war game scenario each event
out the war game scenario each event will end in total annihilation which is
will end in total annihilation which is
will end in total annihilation which is a direct contradiction for programming
a direct contradiction for programming
a direct contradiction for programming as a result when Matt lanters boy genius
as a result when Matt lanters boy genius
as a result when Matt lanters boy genius character is facing his trials and
character is facing his trials and
character is facing his trials and challenges all the viewer does is
challenges all the viewer does is
challenges all the viewer does is remember when Matthew Broderick did much
remember when Matthew Broderick did much
remember when Matthew Broderick did much the same thing only better shall we play
the same thing only better shall we play
the same thing only better shall we play a game
a game
a game not so much reading from meta Malkin gal
not so much reading from meta Malkin gal
not so much reading from meta Malkin gal game yes
game yes
game yes Joshua many many games number three a
Joshua many many games number three a
Joshua many many games number three a dangerous man Lawrence after Arabia and
dangerous man Lawrence after Arabia and
dangerous man Lawrence after Arabia and I would like its contents to be made
I would like its contents to be made
I would like its contents to be made known here as immensely popular as
known here as immensely popular as
known here as immensely popular as Lawrence of Arabia was it wasn’t the
Lawrence of Arabia was it wasn’t the
Lawrence of Arabia was it wasn’t the kind of film that left audiences
kind of film that left audiences
kind of film that left audiences clamoring for more adventures of the
clamoring for more adventures of the
clamoring for more adventures of the uncrowned king of Arabia the two
uncrowned king of Arabia the two
uncrowned king of Arabia the two oriental for my taste but that didn’t
oriental for my taste but that didn’t
oriental for my taste but that didn’t stop British TV from hoisting one on the
stop British TV from hoisting one on the
stop British TV from hoisting one on the world surprisingly this sequel is not
world surprisingly this sequel is not
world surprisingly this sequel is not that bad
that bad
that bad the Hashemite royal house under prince
the Hashemite royal house under prince
the Hashemite royal house under prince faisal
faisal
faisal proved itself in battle it would prove
proved itself in battle it would prove
proved itself in battle it would prove itself also in peace sure it doesn’t
itself also in peace sure it doesn’t
itself also in peace sure it doesn’t compare to the first film but it has
compare to the first film but it has
compare to the first film but it has some very effective moments and ray
some very effective moments and ray
some very effective moments and ray finds is solid and charismatic as
finds is solid and charismatic as
finds is solid and charismatic as Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia hi man it
Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia hi man it
Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia hi man it even won an International Emmy as Best
even won an International Emmy as Best
even won an International Emmy as Best Drama but it’s been buried by the sands
Drama but it’s been buried by the sands
Drama but it’s been buried by the sands of time and
of time and
of time and your indifference I’ll be back as soon
your indifference I’ll be back as soon
your indifference I’ll be back as soon as I can number two my summer story also
as I can number two my summer story also
as I can number two my summer story also known as it runs in the family
known as it runs in the family
known as it runs in the family Oh released to theaters as it runs in
Oh released to theaters as it runs in
Oh released to theaters as it runs in the family this film is a sequel to the
the family this film is a sequel to the
the family this film is a sequel to the much-beloved a Christmas story however
much-beloved a Christmas story however
much-beloved a Christmas story however only one character the schoolteacher
only one character the schoolteacher
only one character the schoolteacher miss Shields is played by an actor from
miss Shields is played by an actor from
miss Shields is played by an actor from the original and the direction is
the original and the direction is
the original and the direction is generally sluggish I should really send
generally sluggish I should really send
generally sluggish I should really send a note home about this while a Christmas
a note home about this while a Christmas
a note home about this while a Christmas story overflowed with quirky charm only
story overflowed with quirky charm only
story overflowed with quirky charm only one thing in the world could have
one thing in the world could have
one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of
dragged me away from the soft glow of
dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window the
electric sex gleaming in the window the
electric sex gleaming in the window the summer follow-up is a bit of a yawn er
summer follow-up is a bit of a yawn er
summer follow-up is a bit of a yawn er don’t open your little maps there wasn’t
don’t open your little maps there wasn’t
don’t open your little maps there wasn’t much demand for it as witnessed by the
much demand for it as witnessed by the
much demand for it as witnessed by the fact that it grossed a paltry 71
fact that it grossed a paltry 71
fact that it grossed a paltry 71 thousand dollars during its brief
thousand dollars during its brief
thousand dollars during its brief theatrical run holy smokes that’s my
theatrical run holy smokes that’s my
theatrical run holy smokes that’s my allowance for two whole weeks and unlike
allowance for two whole weeks and unlike
allowance for two whole weeks and unlike the original it hasn’t found an
the original it hasn’t found an
the original it hasn’t found an afterlife on TV or DVD synchronize your
afterlife on TV or DVD synchronize your
afterlife on TV or DVD synchronize your watch we’ll all meet back here in two
watch we’ll all meet back here in two
watch we’ll all meet back here in two hours before we reveal our top pick hey
hours before we reveal our top pick hey
hours before we reveal our top pick hey do not play with that here are some
do not play with that here are some
do not play with that here are some honorable mentions
honorable mentions
honorable mentions oh no you don’t
yes the plastics are goddesses and Mandy
yes the plastics are goddesses and Mandy can like ruin you I wrote one article on
can like ruin you I wrote one article on
can like ruin you I wrote one article on school uniforms and she put strawberries
school uniforms and she put strawberries
school uniforms and she put strawberries in my yogurt so you think we should stay
in my yogurt so you think we should stay
in my yogurt so you think we should stay I think I can be persuaded
number one National Lampoon’s Christmas
number one National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation to cousin Eddie’s Island
vacation to cousin Eddie’s Island
vacation to cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure we’re all taking off on a
Adventure we’re all taking off on a
Adventure we’re all taking off on a all-expense-paid Christmas vacation
all-expense-paid Christmas vacation
all-expense-paid Christmas vacation Randy Quaid’s cousin Eddie helped create
Randy Quaid’s cousin Eddie helped create
Randy Quaid’s cousin Eddie helped create memorable havoc in National Lampoon’s
memorable havoc in National Lampoon’s
memorable havoc in National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation as a supporting
Christmas vacation as a supporting
Christmas vacation as a supporting character he was right in his element
character he was right in his element
character he was right in his element has the star of his own made-for-tv
has the star of his own made-for-tv
has the star of his own made-for-tv spin-off not so much boys right I’m just
spin-off not so much boys right I’m just
spin-off not so much boys right I’m just one big disappointment this incredibly
one big disappointment this incredibly
one big disappointment this incredibly sluggish comedy about a family
sluggish comedy about a family
sluggish comedy about a family shipwrecked while on vacation never
shipwrecked while on vacation never
shipwrecked while on vacation never builds up steam now we’re toured to
builds up steam now we’re toured to
builds up steam now we’re toured to remarkably few of the jokes land with
remarkably few of the jokes land with
remarkably few of the jokes land with anything other than a resounding thud
and the title character wears out is
and the title character wears out is welcomed within the first few minutes
spoiler alert the family gets rescued at
spoiler alert the family gets rescued at the end but it’s far too late to rescue
the end but it’s far too late to rescue
the end but it’s far too late to rescue this dreadful sequel Catherine I’m not
this dreadful sequel Catherine I’m not
this dreadful sequel Catherine I’m not afraid of a little pig do you agree with
afraid of a little pig do you agree with
afraid of a little pig do you agree with our list Oh fine short I guess I don’t
our list Oh fine short I guess I don’t
our list Oh fine short I guess I don’t know what other obscure movie sequels
know what other obscure movie sequels
know what other obscure movie sequels deserve to be on this list
deserve to be on this list
deserve to be on this list 4 more in thrall intens published every
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