Top 10 Movie Wimps

high school was definitely rough for

high school was definitely rough for these guys welcome to watchmojo.com and

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these guys welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks

today we’ll be counting down our picks

today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 movie wimps oh that’s not

for the top 10 movie wimps oh that’s not

for the top 10 movie wimps oh that’s not right oh just to be clear we’re focusing

right oh just to be clear we’re focusing

right oh just to be clear we’re focusing on the weakling characters that have no

on the weakling characters that have no

on the weakling characters that have no backbone 24/7 rather than those who show

backbone 24/7 rather than those who show

backbone 24/7 rather than those who show themselves to be cowards only in the

themselves to be cowards only in the

themselves to be cowards only in the moment of need

number 10 guy Galaxy Quest there’s a red

number 10 guy Galaxy Quest there’s a red thingy moving toward the green thingy

thingy moving toward the green thingy

thingy moving toward the green thingy kicking off our list is the character

kicking off our list is the character

kicking off our list is the character that brings feeble will to the final

that brings feeble will to the final

that brings feeble will to the final frontier the guy’s cave who watch the

frontier the guy’s cave who watch the

frontier the guy’s cave who watch the Grand Tour ah guy played by Sam Rockwell

Grand Tour ah guy played by Sam Rockwell

Grand Tour ah guy played by Sam Rockwell pretty much plays a Star Trek redshirt

pretty much plays a Star Trek redshirt

pretty much plays a Star Trek redshirt who knows the score yeah but this guy

who knows the score yeah but this guy

who knows the score yeah but this guy was the crewman that stays on the ship

was the crewman that stays on the ship

was the crewman that stays on the ship and something is up there and it kills

and something is up there and it kills

and something is up there and it kills me but now I’m taking on the guy who

me but now I’m taking on the guy who

me but now I’m taking on the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes

gets killed by some monster five minutes

gets killed by some monster five minutes after we had another planet this leads

after we had another planet this leads

after we had another planet this leads to fears about the typical and not very

to fears about the typical and not very

to fears about the typical and not very appealing sci-fi fates that may be

appealing sci-fi fates that may be

appealing sci-fi fates that may be awaiting him

awaiting him

awaiting him watch the show yes he not only succumbs

watch the show yes he not only succumbs

watch the show yes he not only succumbs to anxiety attacks but even calls out

to anxiety attacks but even calls out

to anxiety attacks but even calls out for mommy we let number 9 Louis Tully

for mommy we let number 9 Louis Tully

for mommy we let number 9 Louis Tully ghostbusters you gotta come in here

ghostbusters you gotta come in here

ghostbusters you gotta come in here you’re missing a classic party yes well

you’re missing a classic party yes well

you’re missing a classic party yes well I would lose that I have a date

you made a date next up is the New York

you made a date next up is the New York accountant who’s that special kind of

accountant who’s that special kind of

accountant who’s that special kind of wisp who can’t even keep his composure

wisp who can’t even keep his composure

wisp who can’t even keep his composure in the face of one little demon dog

in the face of one little demon dog

in the face of one little demon dog maybe I got a milk-bone

while a good-natured dweeb he serves as

while a good-natured dweeb he serves as a stark contrast to the stalwart courage

a stark contrast to the stalwart courage

a stark contrast to the stalwart courage of the Ghostbusters when facing the

of the Ghostbusters when facing the

of the Ghostbusters when facing the unknown who are you guys

unknown who are you guys

unknown who are you guys for the Ghostbusters who does your taxes

for the Ghostbusters who does your taxes

for the Ghostbusters who does your taxes deep down Lois just wants to be a hero

deep down Lois just wants to be a hero

deep down Lois just wants to be a hero and in the second film he even gets to

and in the second film he even gets to

and in the second film he even gets to believe that he saved the day

number eight brave Sir Robin Monty

number eight brave Sir Robin Monty Python and the Holy Grail what it helped

Python and the Holy Grail what it helped

Python and the Holy Grail what it helped to infuse it to be run away more shut up

to infuse it to be run away more shut up

to infuse it to be run away more shut up gun change or armor just like the song

gun change or armor just like the song

gun change or armor just like the song says brave Sir Robin always runs away

says brave Sir Robin always runs away

says brave Sir Robin always runs away why do you up um oh nothing

why do you up um oh nothing

why do you up um oh nothing we really don’t know how this guy got a

we really don’t know how this guy got a

we really don’t know how this guy got a spot at the round table a knight who

spot at the round table a knight who

spot at the round table a knight who genuinely fears danger he’s credited

genuinely fears danger he’s credited

genuinely fears danger he’s credited with a lot of Nan deeds

with a lot of Nan deeds

with a lot of Nan deeds these include nearly fighting the dragon

these include nearly fighting the dragon

these include nearly fighting the dragon of Ag nor having nearly stood up to the

of Ag nor having nearly stood up to the

of Ag nor having nearly stood up to the vicious chicken of Bristol and

vicious chicken of Bristol and

vicious chicken of Bristol and personally wedding himself at the Battle

personally wedding himself at the Battle

personally wedding himself at the Battle of Baden Hill even his minstrels know

of Baden Hill even his minstrels know

of Baden Hill even his minstrels know what’s up

what’s up

what’s up he bravely taunted Taylor about number 7

he bravely taunted Taylor about number 7

he bravely taunted Taylor about number 7 Anthony Michael Hall various as you’ll

Anthony Michael Hall various as you’ll

Anthony Michael Hall various as you’ll see on this list high school is the

see on this list high school is the

see on this list high school is the easiest place to identify the spineless

easiest place to identify the spineless

easiest place to identify the spineless dark yeah you are pants wet tram ok

dark yeah you are pants wet tram ok

dark yeah you are pants wet tram ok chief among these are all the characters

chief among these are all the characters

chief among these are all the characters that the brat pack actor brings to his

that the brat pack actor brings to his

that the brat pack actor brings to his movies from sixteen Candles to The

movies from sixteen Candles to The

movies from sixteen Candles to The Breakfast Club and even as the king of

Breakfast Club and even as the king of

Breakfast Club and even as the king of the Nerds himself Bill Gates you don’t

the Nerds himself Bill Gates you don’t

the Nerds himself Bill Gates you don’t go gay to see ya hi Sharon Microsoft

go gay to see ya hi Sharon Microsoft

go gay to see ya hi Sharon Microsoft yeah there’s Microsoft if you suppose we

yeah there’s Microsoft if you suppose we

yeah there’s Microsoft if you suppose we had a whole box oh yeah good to see it

had a whole box oh yeah good to see it

had a whole box oh yeah good to see it the definitive 80s teen geek he became

the definitive 80s teen geek he became

the definitive 80s teen geek he became the quintessential archetype for all

the quintessential archetype for all

the quintessential archetype for all wimps to come in an ironic twist he also

wimps to come in an ironic twist he also

wimps to come in an ironic twist he also plays the douchebag jock in Edward

plays the douchebag jock in Edward

plays the douchebag jock in Edward Scissorhands talk about range you can’t

Scissorhands talk about range you can’t

Scissorhands talk about range you can’t touch anything about destroying

touch anything about destroying

touch anything about destroying realities take your even hanging around

realities take your even hanging around

realities take your even hanging around here anyway huh

here anyway huh

here anyway huh number six chunk The Goonies fat and

number six chunk The Goonies fat and

number six chunk The Goonies fat and clumsy he’s definitely the gangs weakest

clumsy he’s definitely the gangs weakest

clumsy he’s definitely the gangs weakest link what a limo horn or a bumbling

link what a limo horn or a bumbling

link what a limo horn or a bumbling troublemaker

troublemaker

troublemaker he’s so wimpy that he only earns his

he’s so wimpy that he only earns his

he’s so wimpy that he only earns his keep in one way by performing the

keep in one way by performing the

keep in one way by performing the truffle shuffle come on do it

we can’t come down on him too hard for

we can’t come down on him too hard for crying after all who wouldn’t be afraid

crying after all who wouldn’t be afraid

crying after all who wouldn’t be afraid of invoking the wrath of murderous

of invoking the wrath of murderous

of invoking the wrath of murderous thieves ha ha ha bing bada yogi Vinita

thieves ha ha ha bing bada yogi Vinita

thieves ha ha ha bing bada yogi Vinita Mario

number 5 Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon

number 5 Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite

Dynamite

Dynamite what are you get a big stain deploy all

what are you get a big stain deploy all

what are you get a big stain deploy all right feel like I wanted you go as we’ve

right feel like I wanted you go as we’ve

right feel like I wanted you go as we’ve already established high school is the

already established high school is the

already established high school is the worst place to be a whip what you do on

worst place to be a whip what you do on

worst place to be a whip what you do on last summer again I told you I spent it

last summer again I told you I spent it

last summer again I told you I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting

with my uncle in Alaska hunting

with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines did you shoot any yes like 50

Wolverines did you shoot any yes like 50

Wolverines did you shoot any yes like 50 of them this curly-haired mouth-breather

of them this curly-haired mouth-breather

of them this curly-haired mouth-breather not only boats for Pedro but keeps

not only boats for Pedro but keeps

not only boats for Pedro but keeps taking life on the chin let’s see what

taking life on the chin let’s see what

taking life on the chin let’s see what your best move is unlike some of the

your best move is unlike some of the

your best move is unlike some of the others on this list he has a redeeming

others on this list he has a redeeming

others on this list he has a redeeming feature namely that while he runs away

feature namely that while he runs away

feature namely that while he runs away from everything his need to dance is

from everything his need to dance is

from everything his need to dance is stronger than his need to stay out of

stronger than his need to stay out of

stronger than his need to stay out of sight

number four

number four Woody Allen various that’s essentially

Woody Allen various that’s essentially

Woody Allen various that’s essentially how I feel about life full of loneliness

how I feel about life full of loneliness

how I feel about life full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness

and misery and suffering and unhappiness

and misery and suffering and unhappiness and it’s all over much too quickly this

and it’s all over much too quickly this

and it’s all over much too quickly this is a special movie wimp who’s connected

is a special movie wimp who’s connected

is a special movie wimp who’s connected to the Acura directly what’s the matter

to the Acura directly what’s the matter

to the Acura directly what’s the matter what I could it’s not natural with

what I could it’s not natural with

what I could it’s not natural with sleeping in a bed together you know it’s

sleeping in a bed together you know it’s

sleeping in a bed together you know it’s been a long time no matter what film

been a long time no matter what film

been a long time no matter what film Woody is in his character is always the

Woody is in his character is always the

Woody is in his character is always the same I’m not gonna get shot out of that

same I’m not gonna get shot out of that

same I’m not gonna get shot out of that thing

thing

thing what if he’s masturbating I’m liable to

what if he’s masturbating I’m liable to

what if he’s masturbating I’m liable to wind up on a ceiling starting from a as

wind up on a ceiling starting from a as

wind up on a ceiling starting from a as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall all the way to

Alvy Singer in Annie Hall all the way to

Alvy Singer in Annie Hall all the way to Z the animated insect from ants I’m to

Z the animated insect from ants I’m to

Z the animated insect from ants I’m to cut a rug Z oh no that’s okay I’m I’m

cut a rug Z oh no that’s okay I’m I’m

cut a rug Z oh no that’s okay I’m I’m gonna leak the rug just the way in this

gonna leak the rug just the way in this

gonna leak the rug just the way in this river you could simply say that his

river you could simply say that his

river you could simply say that his shtick is to play to his strengths which

shtick is to play to his strengths which

shtick is to play to his strengths which is to say his weakness should just call

is to say his weakness should just call

is to say his weakness should just call the police about 9-1-1 it’s the lobster

the police about 9-1-1 it’s the lobster

the police about 9-1-1 it’s the lobster squad number three Milton office space

squad number three Milton office space

squad number three Milton office space you turned that down just a little bit

you turned that down just a little bit

you turned that down just a little bit but I would spend the night could listen

but I would spend the night could listen

but I would spend the night could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume

to the radio at a reasonable volume

to the radio at a reasonable volume hands down everyone’s favorite character

hands down everyone’s favorite character

hands down everyone’s favorite character from this flick this poor soul is one of

from this flick this poor soul is one of

from this flick this poor soul is one of a kind they’ve moved my death four times

a kind they’ve moved my death four times

a kind they’ve moved my death four times already the fear and I used to be over

already the fear and I used to be over

already the fear and I used to be over by the window and I could see the

by the window and I could see the

by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married a

squirrels and they were married a

squirrels and they were married a middle-aged man who never once spoke up

middle-aged man who never once spoke up

middle-aged man who never once spoke up to the higher-ups

to the higher-ups

to the higher-ups he’s a total pushover here let me just

he’s a total pushover here let me just

he’s a total pushover here let me just go ahead and get that from Stephen root

go ahead and get that from Stephen root

go ahead and get that from Stephen root brings Milton to life as the bubbling

brings Milton to life as the bubbling

brings Milton to life as the bubbling soft-spoken coke-bottle glasses wearing

soft-spoken coke-bottle glasses wearing

soft-spoken coke-bottle glasses wearing office worker who just wants a piece of

office worker who just wants a piece of

office worker who just wants a piece of cake and his stapler but then they

cake and his stapler but then they

cake and his stapler but then they switched from the Swingline to the

switched from the Swingline to the

switched from the Swingline to the busting stapler but I kept my Swingline

busting stapler but I kept my Swingline

busting stapler but I kept my Swingline stapler lucky for Milton he gets his

stapler lucky for Milton he gets his

stapler lucky for Milton he gets his revenge I asked for my tie and they

revenge I asked for my tie and they

revenge I asked for my tie and they brought me a pina colada

brought me a pina colada

brought me a pina colada number two the Cowardly Lion The Wizard

number two the Cowardly Lion The Wizard

number two the Cowardly Lion The Wizard of Oz why you’re nothing but a great big

of Oz why you’re nothing but a great big

of Oz why you’re nothing but a great big coward you’re right I have a cow coward

coward you’re right I have a cow coward

coward you’re right I have a cow coward and lion seemed like contradicting words

and lion seemed like contradicting words

and lion seemed like contradicting words but this wimpy cat has no courage

but this wimpy cat has no courage

but this wimpy cat has no courage whatsoever sure he tries to put on a

whatsoever sure he tries to put on a

whatsoever sure he tries to put on a ferocious persona but just like his name

ferocious persona but just like his name

ferocious persona but just like his name implies he’s one beast who falls apart

implies he’s one beast who falls apart

implies he’s one beast who falls apart the moment he’s challenged even by a

the moment he’s challenged even by a

the moment he’s challenged even by a little girl

what did you do that for

what did you do that for I didn’t buy room hilariously the lion

I didn’t buy room hilariously the lion

I didn’t buy room hilariously the lion goes so far as to even be scared of

goes so far as to even be scared of

goes so far as to even be scared of himself which makes him unable to relax

himself which makes him unable to relax

himself which makes him unable to relax look at the cycles under my eyes I

look at the cycles under my eyes I

look at the cycles under my eyes I haven’t slept in weeks why don’t you try

haven’t slept in weeks why don’t you try

haven’t slept in weeks why don’t you try counting sheep that doesn’t do any good

counting sheep that doesn’t do any good

counting sheep that doesn’t do any good I’m afraid of a bull oh that’s too bad

I’m afraid of a bull oh that’s too bad

I’m afraid of a bull oh that’s too bad with so many wimps to pick from we had

with so many wimps to pick from we had

with so many wimps to pick from we had to draw a line somewhere so here are a

to draw a line somewhere so here are a

to draw a line somewhere so here are a few of our honorable mentions maybe I’ve

few of our honorable mentions maybe I’ve

few of our honorable mentions maybe I’ve been keeping up on current events we

been keeping up on current events we

been keeping up on current events we just got our asses kicked pal droid

just got our asses kicked pal droid

just got our asses kicked pal droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their

don’t pull people’s arms out of their

don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose because you’re

sockets when they lose because you’re

sockets when they lose because you’re not do that I see your point sir

not do that I see your point sir

not do that I see your point sir I suggest a new strategy ah to let the

I suggest a new strategy ah to let the

I suggest a new strategy ah to let the Wookiee win number one George McFly back

Wookiee win number one George McFly back

Wookiee win number one George McFly back to the future taking the top spot on our

to the future taking the top spot on our

to the future taking the top spot on our list is Marty’s father

list is Marty’s father

list is Marty’s father what could possibly elevate him above

what could possibly elevate him above

what could possibly elevate him above the Cowardly Lion hello hello anybody

the Cowardly Lion hello hello anybody

the Cowardly Lion hello hello anybody home I think McCoy well he’s such a

home I think McCoy well he’s such a

home I think McCoy well he’s such a pushover that he allows his high school

pushover that he allows his high school

pushover that he allows his high school bully Biff to torment and belittle him

bully Biff to torment and belittle him

bully Biff to torment and belittle him well into middle age even in front of

well into middle age even in front of

well into middle age even in front of his own kids great I’m just not very

his own kids great I’m just not very

his own kids great I’m just not very good at confrontations interestingly

good at confrontations interestingly

good at confrontations interestingly Marty gets to go back and see that

Marty gets to go back and see that

Marty gets to go back and see that things were never any better maybe were

things were never any better maybe were

things were never any better maybe were adopted thankfully Marty’s trip through

adopted thankfully Marty’s trip through

adopted thankfully Marty’s trip through time ultimately helps George grow up

agree with our list which movie wimp do

agree with our list which movie wimp do you think rules them all give some your

you think rules them all give some your

you think rules them all give some your tots no frickin starve didn’t eat

tots no frickin starve didn’t eat

tots no frickin starve didn’t eat anything today for more top ten lists

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