these people headed dimwits keep us in stitches
yeah I just had an idea
yeah I just had an idea welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movie idiots yo shut up moron your
movie idiots yo shut up moron your
movie idiots yo shut up moron your language is offensive
language is offensive
language is offensive number 10 Alan garner The Hangover this
number 10 Alan garner The Hangover this
number 10 Alan garner The Hangover this bearded fatso has trouble making friends
bearded fatso has trouble making friends
bearded fatso has trouble making friends I tend to think of myself as a one-man
I tend to think of myself as a one-man
I tend to think of myself as a one-man Wolf Pack we’ve never really wondered
Wolf Pack we’ve never really wondered
Wolf Pack we’ve never really wondered why I make a toast what what he got
why I make a toast what what he got
why I make a toast what what he got there Oh
there Oh
there Oh his insane behavior has gotten him
his insane behavior has gotten him
his insane behavior has gotten him banned from more than one place I’m not
banned from more than one place I’m not
banned from more than one place I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a
supposed to be within 200 feet of a
supposed to be within 200 feet of a school
school
school what or chuck-e-cheese
what or chuck-e-cheese
what or chuck-e-cheese he sings randomly his friends that
he sings randomly his friends that
he sings randomly his friends that anybody could have and he’s drugged
anybody could have and he’s drugged
anybody could have and he’s drugged himself and the rest of the Wolfpack not
himself and the rest of the Wolfpack not
himself and the rest of the Wolfpack not once but twice just to make sure they
once but twice just to make sure they
once but twice just to make sure they had a good night what I’m sorry I fudged
had a good night what I’m sorry I fudged
had a good night what I’m sorry I fudged up guys weather Alan’s problem is a lack
up guys weather Alan’s problem is a lack
up guys weather Alan’s problem is a lack of social skills or something more we’re
of social skills or something more we’re
of social skills or something more we’re still not sure okay well maybe we should
still not sure okay well maybe we should
still not sure okay well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man cuz he practically
tell that to Rain Man cuz he practically
tell that to Rain Man cuz he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a retard
bankrupt a casino and he was a retard
bankrupt a casino and he was a retard what he was a retard hey number nine I’m
what he was a retard hey number nine I’m
what he was a retard hey number nine I’m lieutenant Frank Drebin police squad and
lieutenant Frank Drebin police squad and
lieutenant Frank Drebin police squad and don’t ever let me catch you guys in
don’t ever let me catch you guys in
don’t ever let me catch you guys in America wearing his badge proudly this
America wearing his badge proudly this
America wearing his badge proudly this veteran cop bungles his way through life
veteran cop bungles his way through life
veteran cop bungles his way through life sometimes stopping to solve cases and
sometimes stopping to solve cases and
sometimes stopping to solve cases and get the girl nice Bieber thank you I
get the girl nice Bieber thank you I
get the girl nice Bieber thank you I just had it stuffed let me help you with
just had it stuffed let me help you with
just had it stuffed let me help you with that clumsy and clueless he’s apt to
that clumsy and clueless he’s apt to
that clumsy and clueless he’s apt to miss read situations and get himself in
miss read situations and get himself in
miss read situations and get himself in compromising positions while trying to
compromising positions while trying to
compromising positions while trying to save the day but he always stays
save the day but he always stays
save the day but he always stays blissfully unaware of his surroundings
blissfully unaware of his surroundings
blissfully unaware of his surroundings look at that the missing evidence in the
look at that the missing evidence in the
look at that the missing evidence in the killer case my god he was innocent he
killer case my god he was innocent he
killer case my god he was innocent he wants you to chair two years ago Frank
wants you to chair two years ago Frank
wants you to chair two years ago Frank well some advice if you ever find
well some advice if you ever find
well some advice if you ever find yourself wearing a wireless mic do not
yourself wearing a wireless mic do not
yourself wearing a wireless mic do not go to the bathroom we also
number eight Derek Zoolander Zoolander
number eight Derek Zoolander Zoolander I’m getting the black lung Bob he is
I’m getting the black lung Bob he is
I’m getting the black lung Bob he is just a pretty face and that face is
just a pretty face and that face is
just a pretty face and that face is called blue steel but otherwise this
called blue steel but otherwise this
called blue steel but otherwise this really really ridiculously good-looking
really really ridiculously good-looking
really really ridiculously good-looking male supermodel doesn’t have much going
male supermodel doesn’t have much going
male supermodel doesn’t have much going for him he’s bad with computers Kristin
for him he’s bad with computers Kristin
for him he’s bad with computers Kristin Apple ooh he can’t pronounce eulogy a
Apple ooh he can’t pronounce eulogy a
Apple ooh he can’t pronounce eulogy a you Google Iser
you Google Iser
you Google Iser he’s easily brainwashed he hangs with
he’s easily brainwashed he hangs with
he’s easily brainwashed he hangs with guys who get into gasoline fights and he
guys who get into gasoline fights and he
guys who get into gasoline fights and he can’t turn left I can’t turn left
can’t turn left I can’t turn left
can’t turn left I can’t turn left Yeah right but he does redeem himself by
Yeah right but he does redeem himself by
Yeah right but he does redeem himself by opening the Derek Zoolander Center for
opening the Derek Zoolander Center for
opening the Derek Zoolander Center for know he’ll tell you the Derek Zoolander
know he’ll tell you the Derek Zoolander
know he’ll tell you the Derek Zoolander Center for kids who can’t read good
Center for kids who can’t read good
Center for kids who can’t read good Walley world here we go number seven
Walley world here we go number seven
Walley world here we go number seven Clark Griswold national lampoon’s
Clark Griswold national lampoon’s
Clark Griswold national lampoon’s vacation does he make bad choices or
vacation does he make bad choices or
vacation does he make bad choices or does he just have bad luck
does he just have bad luck
does he just have bad luck hey Underpants hey yellow okay I’m
hey Underpants hey yellow okay I’m
hey Underpants hey yellow okay I’m obsessed with taking his troops on the
obsessed with taking his troops on the
obsessed with taking his troops on the vacation of a lifetime
vacation of a lifetime
vacation of a lifetime Sparky does whatever it takes to
Sparky does whatever it takes to
Sparky does whatever it takes to overcome adversity when they close a
overcome adversity when they close a
overcome adversity when they close a road they put up big signs like this one
road they put up big signs like this one
road they put up big signs like this one but seeing as how we can’t really drive
but seeing as how we can’t really drive
but seeing as how we can’t really drive he flirts in front of his wife he kills
he flirts in front of his wife he kills
he flirts in front of his wife he kills the family dog and he pulls guns on
the family dog and he pulls guns on
the family dog and he pulls guns on security guards Hey
security guards Hey
security guards Hey well we can’t help but think he’s an
well we can’t help but think he’s an
well we can’t help but think he’s an idiot I wonder if you could tell me how
idiot I wonder if you could tell me how
idiot I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway mama thank
to get back on the expressway mama thank
to get back on the expressway mama thank you very much
you very much
you very much shampoo is better number six
shampoo is better number six
shampoo is better number six Billy Madison Billy Madison gorgeous
Billy Madison Billy Madison gorgeous
Billy Madison Billy Madison gorgeous betcha we blamed trust-fund syndrome
betcha we blamed trust-fund syndrome
betcha we blamed trust-fund syndrome Billy’s an entitled rich boy who spends
Billy’s an entitled rich boy who spends
Billy’s an entitled rich boy who spends his time playing juvenile pranks oh my
his time playing juvenile pranks oh my
his time playing juvenile pranks oh my god old man Clemmons hate shit reading
god old man Clemmons hate shit reading
god old man Clemmons hate shit reading dirty magazines
and chillin boozing and hallucinating by
and chillin boozing and hallucinating by the pool with his equally idiotic pals
the pool with his equally idiotic pals
the pool with his equally idiotic pals it’s too damn hot for a penguin to be
it’s too damn hot for a penguin to be
it’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here but the
just walking around here but the
just walking around here but the baby-talking frat boy act won’t fly when
baby-talking frat boy act won’t fly when
baby-talking frat boy act won’t fly when he takes over his dad’s company nice
he takes over his dad’s company nice
he takes over his dad’s company nice talking to you Billy yeah I do Jo all
talking to you Billy yeah I do Jo all
talking to you Billy yeah I do Jo all that’s standing in his way are grades K
that’s standing in his way are grades K
that’s standing in his way are grades K through 12 to prove to dad that I’m not
through 12 to prove to dad that I’m not
through 12 to prove to dad that I’m not a fool what you’d think would be simple
a fool what you’d think would be simple
a fool what you’d think would be simple for a 28 year old
for a 28 year old
for a 28 year old I hate cursive and I hate all of you I’m
I hate cursive and I hate all of you I’m
I hate cursive and I hate all of you I’m never coming back to school never I
never coming back to school never I
never coming back to school never I don’t know what were yelling about
don’t know what were yelling about
don’t know what were yelling about number five brick Tamland anchorman
number five brick Tamland anchorman
number five brick Tamland anchorman years later a doctor will tell me that I
years later a doctor will tell me that I
years later a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48 and then what some
have an IQ of 48 and then what some
have an IQ of 48 and then what some people call mentally retarded with a
people call mentally retarded with a
people call mentally retarded with a well below average IQ a wide smile and a
well below average IQ a wide smile and a
well below average IQ a wide smile and a heart of gold kvwn chief meteorologist
heart of gold kvwn chief meteorologist
heart of gold kvwn chief meteorologist brick Tamland is the innocent member of
brick Tamland is the innocent member of
brick Tamland is the innocent member of the group who’s always ready with
the group who’s always ready with
the group who’s always ready with unsolicited and inaccurate facts I read
unsolicited and inaccurate facts I read
unsolicited and inaccurate facts I read somewhere that their periods attract
somewhere that their periods attract
somewhere that their periods attract bears bears can smell the menstruation
bears bears can smell the menstruation
bears bears can smell the menstruation fortunately his buddies correct him when
fortunately his buddies correct him when
fortunately his buddies correct him when he makes mistakes and provide
he makes mistakes and provide
he makes mistakes and provide much-needed advice when things get too
much-needed advice when things get too
much-needed advice when things get too wild and I killed a guy with a trident
wild and I killed a guy with a trident
wild and I killed a guy with a trident brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you
brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you
brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that you should find yourself a
about that you should find yourself a
about that you should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by lay
safe house or a relative close by lay
safe house or a relative close by lay low for a while because you’re probably
low for a while because you’re probably
low for a while because you’re probably wanted for murder
wanted for murder
wanted for murder time to think of it the rest of the
time to think of it the rest of the
time to think of it the rest of the Channel 4 News team ain’t too bright
Channel 4 News team ain’t too bright
Channel 4 News team ain’t too bright either a real ice queen hmm I just
either a real ice queen hmm I just
either a real ice queen hmm I just burned my tongue number 4 bill S Preston
burned my tongue number 4 bill S Preston
burned my tongue number 4 bill S Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan Bill &
Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan Bill &
Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ted’s Excellent Adventure that’s us dude oh yeah bill and Ted are
that’s us dude oh yeah bill and Ted are
that’s us dude oh yeah bill and Ted are slackers metal heads and two halves of
slackers metal heads and two halves of
slackers metal heads and two halves of the bodacious wild stallions what they
the bodacious wild stallions what they
the bodacious wild stallions what they are not is history buffs thanks to great
are not is history buffs thanks to great
are not is history buffs thanks to great leaders such as Genghis Khan Joan of Arc
leaders such as Genghis Khan Joan of Arc
leaders such as Genghis Khan Joan of Arc and Socratic method the world is full of
and Socratic method the world is full of
and Socratic method the world is full of history unfortunately it’s up to these
history unfortunately it’s up to these
history unfortunately it’s up to these idiots to pass their history exam and
idiots to pass their history exam and
idiots to pass their history exam and save the future what
save the future what
save the future what ah to do it they have to travel through
ah to do it they have to travel through
ah to do it they have to travel through time to meet with some of the greatest
time to meet with some of the greatest
time to meet with some of the greatest thinkers ever they may be dumb but they
thinkers ever they may be dumb but they
thinkers ever they may be dumb but they sure know how to party in a most
sure know how to party in a most
sure know how to party in a most excellent way let’s go back into history
excellent way let’s go back into history
excellent way let’s go back into history I was born a poor black child number 3
I was born a poor black child number 3
I was born a poor black child number 3 Navin R Johnson the jerk who number 1
Navin R Johnson the jerk who number 1
Navin R Johnson the jerk who number 1 Navin is slow he’s surprised he’s
Navin is slow he’s surprised he’s
Navin is slow he’s surprised he’s adopted you mean I’m gonna stay this
adopted you mean I’m gonna stay this
adopted you mean I’m gonna stay this color clue number two he’s this excited
color clue number two he’s this excited
color clue number two he’s this excited about seeing his name in the phone book
about seeing his name in the phone book
about seeing his name in the phone book I’m somebody now millions of people look
I’m somebody now millions of people look
I’m somebody now millions of people look at this book every day clue number three
at this book every day clue number three
at this book every day clue number three he doesn’t know he’s being shot at
he doesn’t know he’s being shot at
he doesn’t know he’s being shot at he hates these can stay away from my can
he hates these can stay away from my can
he hates these can stay away from my can we think we’ve made our case by Rivera
we think we’ve made our case by Rivera
we think we’ve made our case by Rivera this hapless idiot goes on your standard
this hapless idiot goes on your standard
this hapless idiot goes on your standard rags to riches then back to rags journey
rags to riches then back to rags journey
rags to riches then back to rags journey and comes out the other side a little
and comes out the other side a little
and comes out the other side a little wiser there’s some charity people here
wiser there’s some charity people here
wiser there’s some charity people here to see you sir
to see you sir
to see you sir no send them away there’s a lot of
no send them away there’s a lot of
no send them away there’s a lot of people more deserving than me okay not
people more deserving than me okay not
people more deserving than me okay not wiser but at least he can dance
number two Lloyd Christmas and Harry
number two Lloyd Christmas and Harry done dumb and Dumberer feels like you’re
done dumb and Dumberer feels like you’re
done dumb and Dumberer feels like you’re bringing in an incredible rate Harry
bringing in an incredible rate Harry
bringing in an incredible rate Harry with that title we know we shouldn’t be
with that title we know we shouldn’t be
with that title we know we shouldn’t be surprised but they’re just so stupid
surprised but they’re just so stupid
surprised but they’re just so stupid some little filly break your heart no it
some little filly break your heart no it
some little filly break your heart no it was a girl yeah
was a girl yeah
was a girl yeah they’re nice and friendly enough but
they’re nice and friendly enough but
they’re nice and friendly enough but their combined IQ is less than average
their combined IQ is less than average
their combined IQ is less than average yeah aside from the haircuts dog-shaped
yeah aside from the haircuts dog-shaped
yeah aside from the haircuts dog-shaped van and majorly stupid gesture of
van and majorly stupid gesture of
van and majorly stupid gesture of following a woman they don’t even know
following a woman they don’t even know
following a woman they don’t even know on a road trip across the country little
on a road trip across the country little
on a road trip across the country little place called Aspen I don’t know Lloyd
place called Aspen I don’t know Lloyd
place called Aspen I don’t know Lloyd the French or assholes there are tons of
the French or assholes there are tons of
the French or assholes there are tons of other little or stupid gestures that
other little or stupid gestures that
other little or stupid gestures that solidify their spot on this list just
solidify their spot on this list just
solidify their spot on this list just when I think you couldn’t possibly be
when I think you couldn’t possibly be
when I think you couldn’t possibly be any Dumber you go and do something like
any Dumber you go and do something like
any Dumber you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself it
this and totally redeem yourself it
this and totally redeem yourself it looks like I’m a wreck good to know
looks like I’m a wreck good to know
looks like I’m a wreck good to know number one Carl Spackler Caddyshack what
number one Carl Spackler Caddyshack what
number one Carl Spackler Caddyshack what you to kill every gopher around the
you to kill every gopher around the
you to kill every gopher around the course check me if I’m wrong sandy but
course check me if I’m wrong sandy but
course check me if I’m wrong sandy but if I kill all the golfers they’re gonna
if I kill all the golfers they’re gonna
if I kill all the golfers they’re gonna lock me up to throw away the key first
lock me up to throw away the key first
lock me up to throw away the key first filthy foul and fanatical Carl’s the
filthy foul and fanatical Carl’s the
filthy foul and fanatical Carl’s the last guy you’d expect to see as
last guy you’d expect to see as
last guy you’d expect to see as assistant greenskeeper
assistant greenskeeper
assistant greenskeeper at a fancy Country Club but he is and he
at a fancy Country Club but he is and he
at a fancy Country Club but he is and he spends his time
spends his time
spends his time aughh Ling lady golfers well mrs. crane
aughh Ling lady golfers well mrs. crane
aughh Ling lady golfers well mrs. crane your little monkey woman you know that
your little monkey woman you know that
your little monkey woman you know that ridding the pool of duty shaped candy
ridding the pool of duty shaped candy
ridding the pool of duty shaped candy bars there’s no big deal oh and
bars there’s no big deal oh and
bars there’s no big deal oh and attempting to solve the courses gopher
attempting to solve the courses gopher
attempting to solve the courses gopher problem Oh
problem Oh
problem Oh however he’s an idiot which means he
however he’s an idiot which means he
however he’s an idiot which means he goes way overboard we’re talking hoses
goes way overboard we’re talking hoses
goes way overboard we’re talking hoses rifles explosives and the Gopher still
rifles explosives and the Gopher still
rifles explosives and the Gopher still vests this cross-eyed mumbler
vests this cross-eyed mumbler
vests this cross-eyed mumbler I have to take back an heirloom possible
I have to take back an heirloom possible
I have to take back an heirloom possible Chi look
Chi look
Chi look do you agree with our list ah-ha-ha-ha
do you agree with our list ah-ha-ha-ha
do you agree with our list ah-ha-ha-ha sure which movie idiots leave you
sure which movie idiots leave you
sure which movie idiots leave you shaking your head you totally blew it
shaking your head you totally blew it
shaking your head you totally blew it dude for more top 10s about your
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