why fight fair when you can fight dirty I’m talking you fat-ass
I’m talking you fat-ass
I’m talking you fat-ass welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movie crotch shots for this list we’ve
movie crotch shots for this list we’ve
movie crotch shots for this list we’ve looked at the best low blows the movies
looked at the best low blows the movies
looked at the best low blows the movies can grow up let’s dance to be in
can grow up let’s dance to be in
can grow up let’s dance to be in contention the blow has to actually be
contention the blow has to actually be
contention the blow has to actually be landed and the use of guns is not
landed and the use of guns is not
landed and the use of guns is not permitted
permitted
permitted sorry Robocop both movies that were
sorry Robocop both movies that were
sorry Robocop both movies that were originally shown theatrically as well as
originally shown theatrically as well as
originally shown theatrically as well as directed DVD features are eligible for
directed DVD features are eligible for
directed DVD features are eligible for consideration oh shit I shot him in the
consideration oh shit I shot him in the
consideration oh shit I shot him in the dick
dick
dick yes shove it deck number 10 nearly
yes shove it deck number 10 nearly
yes shove it deck number 10 nearly everyone the jackass franchise I’m
everyone the jackass franchise I’m
everyone the jackass franchise I’m steve-o and this is t-ball let’s face it
steve-o and this is t-ball let’s face it
steve-o and this is t-ball let’s face it a countdown of crotch shots could never
a countdown of crotch shots could never
a countdown of crotch shots could never be complete without the cultural
be complete without the cultural
be complete without the cultural phenomenon that is jackass when johnny
phenomenon that is jackass when johnny
phenomenon that is jackass when johnny knoxville bam margera steve-o and
knoxville bam margera steve-o and
knoxville bam margera steve-o and company get together the no pain no gain
company get together the no pain no gain
company get together the no pain no gain motto takes on a whole new meaning
full-frontal male nudity has never been
full-frontal male nudity has never been this fierce with so many to choose from
this fierce with so many to choose from
this fierce with so many to choose from it’s hard to rank one low blow above the
it’s hard to rank one low blow above the
it’s hard to rank one low blow above the rest oh but the basketball stunts in 3.5
rest oh but the basketball stunts in 3.5
rest oh but the basketball stunts in 3.5 do you have a certain genocide quoi
do you have a certain genocide quoi
do you have a certain genocide quoi about them
quite often a big screen blow to the
quite often a big screen blow to the balls can have a squirming with laughter
balls can have a squirming with laughter
balls can have a squirming with laughter but our next clip just has us plane
but our next clip just has us plane
but our next clip just has us plane squirming hmm Casino Royale James Bond
squirming hmm Casino Royale James Bond
squirming hmm Casino Royale James Bond is back he’s brooding and here he’s buck
is back he’s brooding and here he’s buck
is back he’s brooding and here he’s buck naked I never understood all these
naked I never understood all these
naked I never understood all these collaterally torches it’s the simplest
collaterally torches it’s the simplest
collaterally torches it’s the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can
thing to cause more pain than a man can
thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly enjoy as aesthetically pleasing
possibly enjoy as aesthetically pleasing
possibly enjoy as aesthetically pleasing as a clothing free Daniel Craig might be
as a clothing free Daniel Craig might be
as a clothing free Daniel Craig might be however there’s little to lust over in
however there’s little to lust over in
however there’s little to lust over in this scene ah a guy with no pants a
this scene ah a guy with no pants a
this scene ah a guy with no pants a chair with no seat a villain with a
chair with no seat a villain with a
chair with no seat a villain with a length of rope it’s like whack-a-mole
length of rope it’s like whack-a-mole
length of rope it’s like whack-a-mole only a lot less fun no no number eight
only a lot less fun no no number eight
only a lot less fun no no number eight beg B’s bar brawl opponent Trainspotting
beg B’s bar brawl opponent Trainspotting
beg B’s bar brawl opponent Trainspotting and it all goes wrong begged if it makes
and it all goes wrong begged if it makes
and it all goes wrong begged if it makes for uncomfortable viewing then
for uncomfortable viewing then
for uncomfortable viewing then Trainspotting probably has it covered he
Trainspotting probably has it covered he
Trainspotting probably has it covered he picks on the specky wee gadget of aden
picks on the specky wee gadget of aden
picks on the specky wee gadget of aden accuses am i putting them off but look
accuses am i putting them off but look
accuses am i putting them off but look now no surprises then that this movie
now no surprises then that this movie
now no surprises then that this movie includes an especially memorable assault
includes an especially memorable assault
includes an especially memorable assault on the man parts beg bees like a
on the man parts beg bees like a
on the man parts beg bees like a psychotic Scottish version of The
psychotic Scottish version of The
psychotic Scottish version of The Incredible Hulk you don’t want to make
Incredible Hulk you don’t want to make
Incredible Hulk you don’t want to make him angry but it’s incredibly hard not
him angry but it’s incredibly hard not
him angry but it’s incredibly hard not to lash across that no kinesio to be
to lash across that no kinesio to be
to lash across that no kinesio to be fighter what contract there’s trouble
fighter what contract there’s trouble
fighter what contract there’s trouble brewing in this bar and beg bees about
brewing in this bar and beg bees about
brewing in this bar and beg bees about to go off
to go off
to go off Begbie didn’t do drugs either he just
Begbie didn’t do drugs either he just
Begbie didn’t do drugs either he just did people that’s where he got off on
did people that’s where he got off on
did people that’s where he got off on his own sensory addiction the point of
his own sensory addiction the point of
his own sensory addiction the point of view shot leaves absolutely nothing in
view shot leaves absolutely nothing in
view shot leaves absolutely nothing in doubt yeah ah
doubt yeah ah
doubt yeah ah that has gotta hurt
number seven everyone on all my balls
number seven everyone on all my balls idiocracy on next of the violence
idiocracy on next of the violence
idiocracy on next of the violence channel it all knew how much school next
channel it all knew how much school next
channel it all knew how much school next the irony is all on us idiocracy tells
the irony is all on us idiocracy tells
the irony is all on us idiocracy tells the story of a futuristic society in
the story of a futuristic society in
the story of a futuristic society in which intelligence and logic have been
which intelligence and logic have been
which intelligence and logic have been replaced by simple things and simple
replaced by simple things and simple
replaced by simple things and simple minds where once TV was smart and
minds where once TV was smart and
minds where once TV was smart and informative it’s now straight to the
informative it’s now straight to the
informative it’s now straight to the point or straight to the privates this
point or straight to the privates this
point or straight to the privates this is the show ow my balls is like jackass
is the show ow my balls is like jackass
is the show ow my balls is like jackass for beginners a compilation format
for beginners a compilation format
for beginners a compilation format showcasing various situations in which a
showcasing various situations in which a
showcasing various situations in which a character is hit in the groin it has to
character is hit in the groin it has to
character is hit in the groin it has to be a hit number 6
be a hit number 6
be a hit number 6 Harry Harry and the Hendersons
Harry Harry and the Hendersons
Harry Harry and the Hendersons heightening the hilarity and putting
heightening the hilarity and putting
heightening the hilarity and putting extra hair on it this penile pummeling
extra hair on it this penile pummeling
extra hair on it this penile pummeling is about as primitive as they come Harry
is about as primitive as they come Harry
is about as primitive as they come Harry is a Bigfoot a Wookiee a Yeti or
is a Bigfoot a Wookiee a Yeti or
is a Bigfoot a Wookiee a Yeti or whatever you want to call him this scene
whatever you want to call him this scene
whatever you want to call him this scene leaves at least one thing certain
leaves at least one thing certain
leaves at least one thing certain however when it comes to being neat in
however when it comes to being neat in
however when it comes to being neat in the manhood no matter how massive or
the manhood no matter how massive or
the manhood no matter how massive or mythological you are it hurts
cross your eyes and count to 10
cross your eyes and count to 10 sasquatch because size really doesn’t
sasquatch because size really doesn’t
sasquatch because size really doesn’t matter right now number 5
matter right now number 5
matter right now number 5 kickboxer opponent hotshots part do when
kickboxer opponent hotshots part do when
kickboxer opponent hotshots part do when charlie sheen lands a low one he really
charlie sheen lands a low one he really
charlie sheen lands a low one he really really lands it
really lands it
really lands it he sends his opponent on a sensory
he sends his opponent on a sensory
he sends his opponent on a sensory roller coaster first softening him up
roller coaster first softening him up
roller coaster first softening him up with a tirade of tickling George Kuh the
with a tirade of tickling George Kuh the
with a tirade of tickling George Kuh the laughter is not long-lived however as
laughter is not long-lived however as
laughter is not long-lived however as Sheen soon takes matters downstairs one
Sheen soon takes matters downstairs one
Sheen soon takes matters downstairs one major anatomical adjustment later and
major anatomical adjustment later and
major anatomical adjustment later and victory is his if you’ve ever wondered
victory is his if you’ve ever wondered
victory is his if you’ve ever wondered about the appearance of an unsheathed
about the appearance of an unsheathed
about the appearance of an unsheathed testicle or two then here they are in
testicle or two then here they are in
testicle or two then here they are in all their gross out glory win number
all their gross out glory win number
all their gross out glory win number four Harvey Logan Butch Cassidy and the
four Harvey Logan Butch Cassidy and the
four Harvey Logan Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Sundance Kid
Sundance Kid anything you say butch there’s always an
anything you say butch there’s always an
anything you say butch there’s always an element of surprise to a well executed
element of surprise to a well executed
element of surprise to a well executed low blow and Butch Cassidy brings that
low blow and Butch Cassidy brings that
low blow and Butch Cassidy brings that and we were done if he’s dead you’re
and we were done if he’s dead you’re
and we were done if he’s dead you’re welcome to stay the classic cowboy
welcome to stay the classic cowboy
welcome to stay the classic cowboy doesn’t just hit and run though he
doesn’t just hit and run though he
doesn’t just hit and run though he trash-talks his way into the maneuver
trash-talks his way into the maneuver
trash-talks his way into the maneuver and he plays it to perfection it’s not
and he plays it to perfection it’s not
and he plays it to perfection it’s not that Logan doesn’t know what hit him
that Logan doesn’t know what hit him
that Logan doesn’t know what hit him it’s that he understands all too clearly
it’s that he understands all too clearly
it’s that he understands all too clearly no no no not yet not to me and hard we
no no no not yet not to me and hard we
no no no not yet not to me and hard we get the rules straightened out rolls and
get the rules straightened out rolls and
get the rules straightened out rolls and on my fight no rules the kick the boot
on my fight no rules the kick the boot
on my fight no rules the kick the boot the thud the fall it’s painful poetry in
the thud the fall it’s painful poetry in
the thud the fall it’s painful poetry in motion
motion
motion well ain’t gonna be any rows let’s get
well ain’t gonna be any rows let’s get
well ain’t gonna be any rows let’s get the fight started someone count one two
the fight started someone count one two
the fight started someone count one two three go 1 2 3 go
three go 1 2 3 go
three go 1 2 3 go number 3 pumila
number 3 pumila
number 3 pumila bloodsport
bloodsport is a pretty brutal movie at
bloodsport is a pretty brutal movie at the best of times but the following is
the best of times but the following is
the best of times but the following is its flinching pinching pinnacle
its flinching pinching pinnacle
its flinching pinching pinnacle jean-claude Van Damme has on his hands a
jean-claude Van Damme has on his hands a
jean-claude Van Damme has on his hands a hostile crowd and a pretty huge opponent
but every man has his weak spot and by
but every man has his weak spot and by now we all know where that is
now we all know where that is
now we all know where that is kicks are being landed punches are being
kicks are being landed punches are being
kicks are being landed punches are being thrown but damage isn’t being done cue
thrown but damage isn’t being done cue
thrown but damage isn’t being done cue the splits and slow motion and a rapid
the splits and slow motion and a rapid
the splits and slow motion and a rapid right hand the poor guys down for the
right hand the poor guys down for the
right hand the poor guys down for the count and probably infertile
number two Willie Marcus and Thurmond
number two Willie Marcus and Thurmond Bad Santa this is bullshit give me one
Bad Santa this is bullshit give me one
Bad Santa this is bullshit give me one good reason why I should even consider
good reason why I should even consider
good reason why I should even consider doing this right now
doing this right now
doing this right now it might not be classic Christmas but it
it might not be classic Christmas but it
it might not be classic Christmas but it is gonad bashing gold he’s a king Rita
is gonad bashing gold he’s a king Rita
is gonad bashing gold he’s a king Rita Thurman’s being bullied
Thurman’s being bullied
Thurman’s being bullied so naturally he finds himself in a
so naturally he finds himself in a
so naturally he finds himself in a boxing ring with Santa and his little
boxing ring with Santa and his little
boxing ring with Santa and his little helper as you do yeah well let’s show
helper as you do yeah well let’s show
helper as you do yeah well let’s show him a couple of things so he can defend
him a couple of things so he can defend
him a couple of things so he can defend himself then they’re calling for him to
himself then they’re calling for him to
himself then they’re calling for him to get mad scream at him and the kids
get mad scream at him and the kids
get mad scream at him and the kids natural instincts take over the result
natural instincts take over the result
natural instincts take over the result is a rally of first-class fisticuffs to
is a rally of first-class fisticuffs to
is a rally of first-class fisticuffs to the frontal regions Oh
the frontal regions Oh
the frontal regions Oh after which the entire holiday season is
after which the entire holiday season is
after which the entire holiday season is left howling in pain
left howling in pain
left howling in pain you don’t get no paws you asshole from
you don’t get no paws you asshole from
you don’t get no paws you asshole from this point forth the carols were sung in
this point forth the carols were sung in
this point forth the carols were sung in a slightly higher key you will it Oh
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions truce man
are you crying hey dig is where’s mother
are you crying hey dig is where’s mother didi number one restaurant staff Dumb
didi number one restaurant staff Dumb
didi number one restaurant staff Dumb and Dumber in dream world
and Dumber in dream world
and Dumber in dream world anything goes why would you simply punch
anything goes why would you simply punch
anything goes why would you simply punch a guy in the nuts
a guy in the nuts
a guy in the nuts when you could do so much more that’s
when you could do so much more that’s
when you could do so much more that’s Lloyd Christmas is thinking anyway Jim
Lloyd Christmas is thinking anyway Jim
Lloyd Christmas is thinking anyway Jim Carrey gets a little carried away in his
Carrey gets a little carried away in his
Carrey gets a little carried away in his own subconscious in our winning clip as
own subconscious in our winning clip as
own subconscious in our winning clip as he fights for his love’s approval his
he fights for his love’s approval his
he fights for his love’s approval his victims subjected to a speedy snappy
victims subjected to a speedy snappy
victims subjected to a speedy snappy service just not of the type you might
service just not of the type you might
service just not of the type you might expect in a restaurant do you agree with
expect in a restaurant do you agree with
expect in a restaurant do you agree with our list yes yes which low blow did we
our list yes yes which low blow did we
our list yes yes which low blow did we overlook full four more painfully funny
overlook full four more painfully funny
overlook full four more painfully funny top 10s published every day be sure to
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