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down our picks for the top 10 Simon
down our picks for the top 10 Simon Cowell insults by just feet you should
Cowell insults by just feet you should
Cowell insults by just feet you should give us a chance by chance to do what we
give us a chance by chance to do what we
give us a chance by chance to do what we improve yeah girls we have weeks not
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for more great content for this list we’re looking at the meanest funniest
we’re looking at the meanest funniest
we’re looking at the meanest funniest and most creative insults ever thrown at
and most creative insults ever thrown at
and most creative insults ever thrown at contestants by judge Simon Cowell
contestants by judge Simon Cowell
contestants by judge Simon Cowell whatever the show if Simon Cowell is
whatever the show if Simon Cowell is
whatever the show if Simon Cowell is destroying dreams it is eligible for
destroying dreams it is eligible for
destroying dreams it is eligible for this list number 10 only person in it
this list number 10 only person in it
this list number 10 only person in it the X Factor
the X Factor
the X Factor it’s one thing to be told that you can’t
it’s one thing to be told that you can’t
it’s one thing to be told that you can’t win against steep competition it’s
win against steep competition it’s
win against steep competition it’s another thing entirely when you’re
another thing entirely when you’re
another thing entirely when you’re informed that you still couldn’t claim
informed that you still couldn’t claim
informed that you still couldn’t claim the title even if all other participants
the title even if all other participants
the title even if all other participants were taken out of the equation but if
were taken out of the equation but if
were taken out of the equation but if Simon Says it it’s probably true only
Simon Says it it’s probably true only
Simon Says it it’s probably true only telling the contestant he can’t win was
telling the contestant he can’t win was
telling the contestant he can’t win was only the beginning
only the beginning
only the beginning Simon adds hyperbole to insult stating
Simon adds hyperbole to insult stating
Simon adds hyperbole to insult stating it wouldn’t happen even in a million
it wouldn’t happen even in a million
it wouldn’t happen even in a million years you couldn’t win this competition
years you couldn’t win this competition
years you couldn’t win this competition if you were the only person in it though
if you were the only person in it though
if you were the only person in it though perhaps not his most original line you
perhaps not his most original line you
perhaps not his most original line you have to appreciate the savage honesty of
have to appreciate the savage honesty of
have to appreciate the savage honesty of it the heartbreak on the contestants
it the heartbreak on the contestants
it the heartbreak on the contestants face says it all Simon has successfully
face says it all Simon has successfully
face says it all Simon has successfully crushed yet another dream in a million
crushed yet another dream in a million
crushed yet another dream in a million his number 9 nightmare American Idol
his number 9 nightmare American Idol
his number 9 nightmare American Idol some people dream of shadowy figures
some people dream of shadowy figures
some people dream of shadowy figures dragging them off into another dimension
dragging them off into another dimension
dragging them off into another dimension others dream of falling spiders or
others dream of falling spiders or
others dream of falling spiders or things that go bump in the night
things that go bump in the night
things that go bump in the night Simon’s nightmares however feature
Simon’s nightmares however feature
Simon’s nightmares however feature dreadful singing a fact that he’s felt
dreadful singing a fact that he’s felt
dreadful singing a fact that he’s felt compelled to share with more than one
compelled to share with more than one
compelled to share with more than one contestant during the audition process
contestant during the audition process
contestant during the audition process but that’s if anyone ever asks in my
but that’s if anyone ever asks in my
but that’s if anyone ever asks in my life what my nightmares look and sound
life what my nightmares look and sound
life what my nightmares look and sound like I’m gonna refer to that to be fair
like I’m gonna refer to that to be fair
like I’m gonna refer to that to be fair though he doesn’t listen to a lot of
though he doesn’t listen to a lot of
though he doesn’t listen to a lot of terrible vocals so it’s only natural
terrible vocals so it’s only natural
terrible vocals so it’s only natural they’d seep into his subconscious in
they’d seep into his subconscious in
they’d seep into his subconscious in this case the contestants voice
this case the contestants voice
this case the contestants voice literally sounds like the shriek of a
literally sounds like the shriek of a
literally sounds like the shriek of a banshee
we only wish Simon had stopped her
we only wish Simon had stopped her sooner number eight the most
sooner number eight the most
sooner number eight the most disillusioned group the x-factor I think
disillusioned group the x-factor I think
disillusioned group the x-factor I think you’re probably the most disillusioned
you’re probably the most disillusioned
you’re probably the most disillusioned group of people we’ve had in this
group of people we’ve had in this
group of people we’ve had in this competition and that’s the truth
competition and that’s the truth
competition and that’s the truth good boy this is a lung insult if ever
good boy this is a lung insult if ever
good boy this is a lung insult if ever we’ve heard one every time Simon pauses
we’ve heard one every time Simon pauses
we’ve heard one every time Simon pauses while delivering this soulcrusher of a
while delivering this soulcrusher of a
while delivering this soulcrusher of a line you can see the group silently
line you can see the group silently
line you can see the group silently praying that’s the end of it but sure
praying that’s the end of it but sure
praying that’s the end of it but sure enough he’s always got one more cutting
enough he’s always got one more cutting
enough he’s always got one more cutting point to make
point to make
point to make I think individually you’re weak I think
I think individually you’re weak I think
I think individually you’re weak I think it’s a group you’re even worse by the
it’s a group you’re even worse by the
it’s a group you’re even worse by the time he’s actually finished Simon has
time he’s actually finished Simon has
time he’s actually finished Simon has criticized their originality talent and
criticized their originality talent and
criticized their originality talent and edge both as a group and as individuals
edge both as a group and as individuals
edge both as a group and as individuals he then essentially tells them to never
he then essentially tells them to never
he then essentially tells them to never perform again
perform again
perform again ouch what must really hurt is the fact
ouch what must really hurt is the fact
ouch what must really hurt is the fact that he knows what he’s talking about
that he knows what he’s talking about
that he knows what he’s talking about when it comes to groups he did give us
when it comes to groups he did give us
when it comes to groups he did give us one direction after all number seven
one direction after all number seven
one direction after all number seven horrible horrible American Idol Simon’s
horrible horrible American Idol Simon’s
horrible horrible American Idol Simon’s not one to employ a gentle vocabulary
not one to employ a gentle vocabulary
not one to employ a gentle vocabulary when giving constructive criticism
when giving constructive criticism
when giving constructive criticism horrible is an extreme word to use in
horrible is an extreme word to use in
horrible is an extreme word to use in any situation and the fact that he
any situation and the fact that he
any situation and the fact that he repeats it over and over again
repeats it over and over again
repeats it over and over again referencing different parts of the act
referencing different parts of the act
referencing different parts of the act is just ruthless it was a horrible
is just ruthless it was a horrible
is just ruthless it was a horrible horrible song choice yeah it was a
horrible song choice yeah it was a
horrible song choice yeah it was a horrible horrible presentation
horrible horrible presentation
horrible horrible presentation thankfully Simon does find one redeeming
thankfully Simon does find one redeeming
thankfully Simon does find one redeeming quality in the performance the fact that
quality in the performance the fact that
quality in the performance the fact that they stopped it early there was
they stopped it early there was
they stopped it early there was absolutely nothing redeeming in it it’s
absolutely nothing redeeming in it it’s
absolutely nothing redeeming in it it’s definitely a verbal beatdown and the
definitely a verbal beatdown and the
definitely a verbal beatdown and the contestants response is pretty much the
contestants response is pretty much the
contestants response is pretty much the only thing he could say because let’s
only thing he could say because let’s
only thing he could say because let’s face it there is no arguing with Simon
face it there is no arguing with Simon
face it there is no arguing with Simon number six completely and utterly
number six completely and utterly
number six completely and utterly useless
useless
useless Britain’s Got Talent here we have a
Britain’s Got Talent here we have a
Britain’s Got Talent here we have a young dancer by the name of David who
young dancer by the name of David who
young dancer by the name of David who aspires to be like Justin Timberlake
aspires to be like Justin Timberlake
aspires to be like Justin Timberlake [Music]
[Music]
[Music] unfortunately he just isn’t up to
unfortunately he just isn’t up to
unfortunately he just isn’t up to scratch and that’s putting it lightly in
scratch and that’s putting it lightly in
scratch and that’s putting it lightly in comparison to what Simon has to say
comparison to what Simon has to say
comparison to what Simon has to say about him David look the truth is you
about him David look the truth is you
about him David look the truth is you are completely and utterly useless we’re
are completely and utterly useless we’re
are completely and utterly useless we’re not sure useless was the right word to
not sure useless was the right word to
not sure useless was the right word to use but it’s safe to say that everyone
use but it’s safe to say that everyone
use but it’s safe to say that everyone is in agreement about stopping the act
is in agreement about stopping the act
is in agreement about stopping the act David curses at the audience and runs
David curses at the audience and runs
David curses at the audience and runs off like a child he has a chance to
off like a child he has a chance to
off like a child he has a chance to apologize but unfortunately his
apologize but unfortunately his
apologize but unfortunately his sensitive side rears its ugly head once
sensitive side rears its ugly head once
sensitive side rears its ugly head once more and the situation only worsens
more and the situation only worsens
more and the situation only worsens [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] number five one of those creatures
number five one of those creatures
number five one of those creatures American Idol I can’t take it can I
American Idol I can’t take it can I
American Idol I can’t take it can I we know Simon doesn’t hold back when
we know Simon doesn’t hold back when
we know Simon doesn’t hold back when critiquing singing voices and is known
critiquing singing voices and is known
critiquing singing voices and is known to show tough love but making fun of
to show tough love but making fun of
to show tough love but making fun of one’s appearance is a little uncalled
one’s appearance is a little uncalled
one’s appearance is a little uncalled for
for
for while the contestant doesn’t have the
while the contestant doesn’t have the
while the contestant doesn’t have the best dancing moves or vocals according
best dancing moves or vocals according
best dancing moves or vocals according to Simon his appearance isn’t great
to Simon his appearance isn’t great
to Simon his appearance isn’t great either you look a little odd your
either you look a little odd your
either you look a little odd your dancing is terrible the singing was
dancing is terrible the singing was
dancing is terrible the singing was horrendous and you look like one of
horrendous and you look like one of
horrendous and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle
those creatures that live in the jungle
those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes Simon compares
with those massive eyes Simon compares
with those massive eyes Simon compares him to a creature in the jungle quote
him to a creature in the jungle quote
him to a creature in the jungle quote with those massive eyes whether they
with those massive eyes whether they
with those massive eyes whether they agree with the bushbaby comparison or
agree with the bushbaby comparison or
agree with the bushbaby comparison or not the other judges despite their best
not the other judges despite their best
not the other judges despite their best efforts cannot help but laugh thankfully
efforts cannot help but laugh thankfully
efforts cannot help but laugh thankfully the contestant has a good attitude and
the contestant has a good attitude and
the contestant has a good attitude and doesn’t lash out like we’ve seen other
doesn’t lash out like we’ve seen other
doesn’t lash out like we’ve seen other contestants do Simon you’re gonna say
contestants do Simon you’re gonna say
contestants do Simon you’re gonna say what you’re gonna say but you know what
what you’re gonna say but you know what
what you’re gonna say but you know what yep that’s your opinion you’re entitled
yep that’s your opinion you’re entitled
yep that’s your opinion you’re entitled to it it’s a pretty good opinion number
to it it’s a pretty good opinion number
to it it’s a pretty good opinion number four mr. boring American Idol boy Ian
four mr. boring American Idol boy Ian
four mr. boring American Idol boy Ian Bernardo sure is an interesting
Bernardo sure is an interesting
Bernardo sure is an interesting character
character
character I’m totally gonna be the next American
I’m totally gonna be the next American
I’m totally gonna be the next American Idol and you will be definitely calling
Idol and you will be definitely calling
Idol and you will be definitely calling me on the phone saying Ian can we hang
me on the phone saying Ian can we hang
me on the phone saying Ian can we hang out and I’ll be saying no and I’ll be
out and I’ll be saying no and I’ll be
out and I’ll be saying no and I’ll be hanging up but interesting doesn’t mean
hanging up but interesting doesn’t mean
hanging up but interesting doesn’t mean talented and without so much as a
talented and without so much as a
talented and without so much as a half-decent performance to back it up
half-decent performance to back it up
half-decent performance to back it up his flamboyant persona did him no favors
his flamboyant persona did him no favors
his flamboyant persona did him no favors with Simon benardos rendition of Gloria
with Simon benardos rendition of Gloria
with Simon benardos rendition of Gloria might have been painful but his reaction
might have been painful but his reaction
might have been painful but his reaction to Cowles criticism was downright
to Cowles criticism was downright
to Cowles criticism was downright excruciating
excruciating
excruciating and you it’s bad it’s not funny you’re
and you it’s bad it’s not funny you’re
and you it’s bad it’s not funny you’re not good at anything having already made
not good at anything having already made
not good at anything having already made it clear to end that he has no talent
it clear to end that he has no talent
it clear to end that he has no talent Simon takes aim and delivers the kill
Simon takes aim and delivers the kill
Simon takes aim and delivers the kill shot calling Ian mr. boring after the
shot calling Ian mr. boring after the
shot calling Ian mr. boring after the contestant questions the Brits legal
contestant questions the Brits legal
contestant questions the Brits legal status in the country unwilling to let
status in the country unwilling to let
status in the country unwilling to let it go
it go
it go ian is soon escorted out by security if
ian is soon escorted out by security if
ian is soon escorted out by security if only that had been the last we’d see of
only that had been the last we’d see of
only that had been the last we’d see of him number three I’m glad you did
him number three I’m glad you did
him number three I’m glad you did American Idol it’s easy to tell when
American Idol it’s easy to tell when
American Idol it’s easy to tell when someone’s off-key or is botched a note
someone’s off-key or is botched a note
someone’s off-key or is botched a note and it should be easy enough to
and it should be easy enough to
and it should be easy enough to determine when someone’s finished
determine when someone’s finished
determine when someone’s finished singing but not with this contestant she
singing but not with this contestant she
singing but not with this contestant she stops in the most Awkward of places and
stops in the most Awkward of places and
stops in the most Awkward of places and it understandably catches the judges
it understandably catches the judges
it understandably catches the judges off-guard the way Simon quickly stops
off-guard the way Simon quickly stops
off-guard the way Simon quickly stops her from continuing however is hilarious
her from continuing however is hilarious
her from continuing however is hilarious proving that sometimes the subtlest of
proving that sometimes the subtlest of
proving that sometimes the subtlest of insults can be the most cutting okay
insults can be the most cutting okay
insults can be the most cutting okay it’s a weird place to stop oh no I’m
it’s a weird place to stop oh no I’m
it’s a weird place to stop oh no I’m glad you did you can tell by the look on
glad you did you can tell by the look on
glad you did you can tell by the look on his face that he has not enjoyed it one
his face that he has not enjoyed it one
his face that he has not enjoyed it one bit and desperately wishes to avoid
bit and desperately wishes to avoid
bit and desperately wishes to avoid having her continue considering how
having her continue considering how
having her continue considering how often he stops contestants from singing
often he stops contestants from singing
often he stops contestants from singing mid-performance
mid-performance
mid-performance it was nice for one to finally do it for
it was nice for one to finally do it for
it was nice for one to finally do it for him number two worst singer in the world
him number two worst singer in the world
him number two worst singer in the world American Idol you’ve got to hear
American Idol you’ve got to hear
American Idol you’ve got to hear yourself to believe it there is nobody
yourself to believe it there is nobody
yourself to believe it there is nobody on this planet who sings like you it’s
on this planet who sings like you it’s
on this planet who sings like you it’s one thing being called the worst singer
one thing being called the worst singer
one thing being called the worst singer in America but in the world that’s got
in America but in the world that’s got
in America but in the world that’s got to be tough to hear the judges can’t
to be tough to hear the judges can’t
to be tough to hear the judges can’t hide their laughter but they nonetheless
hide their laughter but they nonetheless
hide their laughter but they nonetheless give him a chance to sing a second song
give him a chance to sing a second song
give him a chance to sing a second song unbeknownst to Keith it’s at his expense
unbeknownst to Keith it’s at his expense
unbeknownst to Keith it’s at his expense so the judges can continue watching in
so the judges can continue watching in
so the judges can continue watching in amusement Simon then cut straight to the
amusement Simon then cut straight to the
amusement Simon then cut straight to the chase smashing the young man’s hopes and
chase smashing the young man’s hopes and
chase smashing the young man’s hopes and dreams
dreams
dreams last year I described someone as being
last year I described someone as being
last year I described someone as being the worst singer in America I think
the worst singer in America I think
the worst singer in America I think you’ll possibly the worst thing in the
you’ll possibly the worst thing in the
you’ll possibly the worst thing in the world
world
world you’d think Keith would have called it
you’d think Keith would have called it
you’d think Keith would have called it quits after that but proving that he
quits after that but proving that he
quits after that but proving that he still had more to offer he subjected
still had more to offer he subjected
still had more to offer he subjected himself to Simon scrutiny once again a
himself to Simon scrutiny once again a
himself to Simon scrutiny once again a decade later on the x-factor where he
decade later on the x-factor where he
decade later on the x-factor where he won over the audience and judges alike
[Music]
[Music] number one get a lawyer
number one get a lawyer
number one get a lawyer American Idol you taking singing lessons
American Idol you taking singing lessons
American Idol you taking singing lessons yes I do
yes I do
yes I do you should teacher there is a lady up in
you should teacher there is a lady up in
you should teacher there is a lady up in Montana
Montana
Montana while Symons insults are entertaining
while Symons insults are entertaining
while Symons insults are entertaining it’s often the look on the contestants
it’s often the look on the contestants
it’s often the look on the contestants fates afterwards that makes them Simon
fates afterwards that makes them Simon
fates afterwards that makes them Simon has a habit of asking a series of
has a habit of asking a series of
has a habit of asking a series of questions or telling an anecdote that
questions or telling an anecdote that
questions or telling an anecdote that could go either way
could go either way
could go either way before he gets to the punchline and this
before he gets to the punchline and this
before he gets to the punchline and this right here is his magnum opus do you
right here is his magnum opus do you
right here is his magnum opus do you have a lawyer no I don’t have a lawyer
have a lawyer no I don’t have a lawyer
have a lawyer no I don’t have a lawyer get a lawyer and sue her delivering two
get a lawyer and sue her delivering two
get a lawyer and sue her delivering two insults for the price of one he
insults for the price of one he
insults for the price of one he instructs the next contestant to sue her
instructs the next contestant to sue her
instructs the next contestant to sue her singing teacher
singing teacher
singing teacher ouch something tells us that this
ouch something tells us that this
ouch something tells us that this particular case didn’t make it to trial
particular case didn’t make it to trial
particular case didn’t make it to trial but the moment went down in the history
but the moment went down in the history
but the moment went down in the history books as one seriously well delivered
books as one seriously well delivered
books as one seriously well delivered insult do you agree with our picks check
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