the first family of Springfield is nothing if not quotable Lisa needs
nothing if not quotable Lisa needs
nothing if not quotable Lisa needs braces Lisa needs braces
braces Lisa needs braces
braces Lisa needs braces welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top ten Simpsons quotes before we begin we
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the best phrases to ever come out of
the best phrases to ever come out of this hit animated series keep in mind we
this hit animated series keep in mind we
this hit animated series keep in mind we won’t be including signature
won’t be including signature
won’t be including signature catchphrases so don’t expect to see any
catchphrases so don’t expect to see any
catchphrases so don’t expect to see any doze around here number 10 loneliness
doze around here number 10 loneliness
doze around here number 10 loneliness and cheeseburgers the episode my sister
and cheeseburgers the episode my sister
and cheeseburgers the episode my sister my sitter takes a couple of dark turns
my sitter takes a couple of dark turns
my sitter takes a couple of dark turns but it does give us a brilliant gag to
but it does give us a brilliant gag to
but it does give us a brilliant gag to lift up the more somber mood while Lisa
lift up the more somber mood while Lisa
lift up the more somber mood while Lisa endeavours to get her brother some
endeavours to get her brother some
endeavours to get her brother some medical attention he refuses to make
medical attention he refuses to make
medical attention he refuses to make things easy for her she eventually
things easy for her she eventually
things easy for her she eventually transports him to dr. nix via
transports him to dr. nix via
transports him to dr. nix via wheelbarrow
wheelbarrow
wheelbarrow as it happens she’s not the only one in
as it happens she’s not the only one in
as it happens she’s not the only one in need as we see there’s an entire line of
need as we see there’s an entire line of
need as we see there’s an entire line of Springfield citizens in similar
Springfield citizens in similar
Springfield citizens in similar circumstances hey don’t worry you don’t
circumstances hey don’t worry you don’t
circumstances hey don’t worry you don’t have to make up stories here
have to make up stories here
have to make up stories here save that for Court it’s here that we
save that for Court it’s here that we
save that for Court it’s here that we get some brief insight into what
get some brief insight into what
get some brief insight into what happened to comic book guy who has
happened to comic book guy who has
happened to comic book guy who has overdosed on cheeseburgers guess you
overdosed on cheeseburgers guess you
overdosed on cheeseburgers guess you can’t have too much of a good thing
cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix number
cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix number 9 you don’t win friends with salad dad
9 you don’t win friends with salad dad
9 you don’t win friends with salad dad can’t you have some other kind of party
can’t you have some other kind of party
can’t you have some other kind of party one where you don’t serve meat by now we
one where you don’t serve meat by now we
one where you don’t serve meat by now we all know that Lisa is dead set in her
all know that Lisa is dead set in her
all know that Lisa is dead set in her vegetarian ways and is always on hand to
vegetarian ways and is always on hand to
vegetarian ways and is always on hand to promote it to her carnivorous family as
promote it to her carnivorous family as
promote it to her carnivorous family as an alternative the episode where she
an alternative the episode where she
an alternative the episode where she reaches this turning point in her diet
reaches this turning point in her diet
reaches this turning point in her diet not only adds to her character immensely
not only adds to her character immensely
not only adds to her character immensely but also gives us a hilarious reaction
but also gives us a hilarious reaction
but also gives us a hilarious reaction from the rest of the Simpson household
from the rest of the Simpson household
from the rest of the Simpson household I’m trying to impress people here Lisa
I’m trying to impress people here Lisa
I’m trying to impress people here Lisa you don’t win friends with salad you
you don’t win friends with salad you
you don’t win friends with salad you know win friends with salad
know win friends with salad
know win friends with salad you don’t win friends with salad a quick
you don’t win friends with salad a quick
you don’t win friends with salad a quick fire response from Homer over a
fire response from Homer over a
fire response from Homer over a vegetarian meals lack of impact
vegetarian meals lack of impact
vegetarian meals lack of impact becomes the start of a conga line with
becomes the start of a conga line with
becomes the start of a conga line with quite a catchy tune to go along with it
quite a catchy tune to go along with it
quite a catchy tune to go along with it even Marge gets in on the action
number eight making people happy
number eight making people happy stupid moe none in printing recipe
stupid moe none in printing recipe
stupid moe none in printing recipe stealing Homer Simpson is a lot of
stealing Homer Simpson is a lot of
stealing Homer Simpson is a lot of things a caring father a loving husband
things a caring father a loving husband
things a caring father a loving husband a well-meaning moron and a generous
a well-meaning moron and a generous
a well-meaning moron and a generous alcoholic but it’s worth remembering
alcoholic but it’s worth remembering
alcoholic but it’s worth remembering that he can also be the king of sass
that he can also be the king of sass
that he can also be the king of sass nowhere is this exemplified better than
nowhere is this exemplified better than
nowhere is this exemplified better than when March tells him he should look on
when March tells him he should look on
when March tells him he should look on the bright side after Moe become
the bright side after Moe become
the bright side after Moe become successful thanks to an idea he stole
successful thanks to an idea he stole
successful thanks to an idea he stole from Homer in response mr. Simpson
from Homer in response mr. Simpson
from Homer in response mr. Simpson launches into a tirade of sarcasm where
launches into a tirade of sarcasm where
launches into a tirade of sarcasm where he expresses how overly thrilled he is
he expresses how overly thrilled he is
he expresses how overly thrilled he is that most sold him out everything from
that most sold him out everything from
that most sold him out everything from the tone of his voice to the extent of
the tone of his voice to the extent of
the tone of his voice to the extent of his cynicism makes the whole thing oddly
his cynicism makes the whole thing oddly
his cynicism makes the whole thing oddly delightful to listen to compliment to
delightful to listen to compliment to
delightful to listen to compliment to the house one flaming thanks moe you’re
the house one flaming thanks moe you’re
the house one flaming thanks moe you’re the greatest friend a guy could ever
the greatest friend a guy could ever
the greatest friend a guy could ever have number seven sex cauldron sex
have number seven sex cauldron sex
have number seven sex cauldron sex cauldron I thought they closed that
cauldron I thought they closed that
cauldron I thought they closed that place down seems like Krusty needs to
place down seems like Krusty needs to
place down seems like Krusty needs to head back to school after Principal
head back to school after Principal
head back to school after Principal Skinner and mrs. Krabappel are exposed
Skinner and mrs. Krabappel are exposed
Skinner and mrs. Krabappel are exposed as a couple rumors start circulating the
as a couple rumors start circulating the
as a couple rumors start circulating the town until their exaggerated to the
town until their exaggerated to the
town until their exaggerated to the point where everyone believes the two
point where everyone believes the two
point where everyone believes the two were copulating in front of the students
were copulating in front of the students
were copulating in front of the students this is something that Maude Flanders is
this is something that Maude Flanders is
this is something that Maude Flanders is particularly eager to call them out on I
particularly eager to call them out on I
particularly eager to call them out on I don’t think we’re talking about love
don’t think we’re talking about love
don’t think we’re talking about love here we’re talking about scx in front of
here we’re talking about scx in front of
here we’re talking about scx in front of the CH il dren of course being the
the CH il dren of course being the
the CH il dren of course being the Flanders matriarch she’s not just gonna
Flanders matriarch she’s not just gonna
Flanders matriarch she’s not just gonna come out and say it
come out and say it
come out and say it so she spells it out loud now we’re not
so she spells it out loud now we’re not
so she spells it out loud now we’re not sure which place Krusty’s referring to
sure which place Krusty’s referring to
sure which place Krusty’s referring to but chances are it shut down for a good
but chances are it shut down for a good
but chances are it shut down for a good reason the fact is I haven’t ever had
reason the fact is I haven’t ever had
reason the fact is I haven’t ever had relations I am a virgin
number six stupid sexy Flanders if you
number six stupid sexy Flanders if you would just stop being so impulsive it
would just stop being so impulsive it
would just stop being so impulsive it appears that no one is immune to
appears that no one is immune to
appears that no one is immune to ned’s natural assets not even Homer
ned’s natural assets not even Homer
ned’s natural assets not even Homer while spending some time at the ski
while spending some time at the ski
while spending some time at the ski lodge Homer and Ned encounter each other
lodge Homer and Ned encounter each other
lodge Homer and Ned encounter each other on the slopes as it happens Ned’s choice
on the slopes as it happens Ned’s choice
on the slopes as it happens Ned’s choice and skiwear shows off a little more than
and skiwear shows off a little more than
and skiwear shows off a little more than anyone was hoping in Boots
anyone was hoping in Boots
anyone was hoping in Boots in fact it leaves such an impression
in fact it leaves such an impression
in fact it leaves such an impression that Homer can’t get Ned’s own slopes
that Homer can’t get Ned’s own slopes
that Homer can’t get Ned’s own slopes out of his mind
out of his mind
out of his mind resulting in an outburst no one was
resulting in an outburst no one was
resulting in an outburst no one was expecting he may indeed be annoying but
expecting he may indeed be annoying but
expecting he may indeed be annoying but when Homer is forced to admit that Ned
when Homer is forced to admit that Ned
when Homer is forced to admit that Ned Flanders has sex appeal you know it has
Flanders has sex appeal you know it has
Flanders has sex appeal you know it has to be true he looks like I’m wearing
to be true he looks like I’m wearing
to be true he looks like I’m wearing nothing at all nothing at all
stupid Flanders number 5
stupid Flanders number 5 that’s unpossible students please
that’s unpossible students please
that’s unpossible students please proceed immediately to an assembly in
proceed immediately to an assembly in
proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium dammit
the Butthead Memorial Auditorium dammit
the Butthead Memorial Auditorium dammit I wish we hadn’t let the students name
I wish we hadn’t let the students name
I wish we hadn’t let the students name that one Oh Ralph will never get tired
that one Oh Ralph will never get tired
that one Oh Ralph will never get tired of your sweet awkwardness well we got
of your sweet awkwardness well we got
of your sweet awkwardness well we got plenty of laughs when he confused
plenty of laughs when he confused
plenty of laughs when he confused superintendent Chalmers with a certain
superintendent Chalmers with a certain
superintendent Chalmers with a certain video game console hi Super Nintendo
video game console hi Super Nintendo
video game console hi Super Nintendo Chalmers no other quote summarizes the
Chalmers no other quote summarizes the
Chalmers no other quote summarizes the character of Ralph Wiggum better than
character of Ralph Wiggum better than
character of Ralph Wiggum better than when he unwittingly fails at the English
when he unwittingly fails at the English
when he unwittingly fails at the English language the students of Springfield
language the students of Springfield
language the students of Springfield Elementary are called up during an
Elementary are called up during an
Elementary are called up during an assembly to discuss which subjects
assembly to discuss which subjects
assembly to discuss which subjects they’re falling behind in and as you’d
they’re falling behind in and as you’d
they’re falling behind in and as you’d expect
expect
expect Ralph is doing pretty badly in English a
Ralph is doing pretty badly in English a
Ralph is doing pretty badly in English a fact he then kindly goes on to
fact he then kindly goes on to
fact he then kindly goes on to demonstrate effectively with these few
demonstrate effectively with these few
demonstrate effectively with these few words
number four full of chocolate it’s a
number four full of chocolate it’s a girl should stick to girl sports such as
girl should stick to girl sports such as
girl should stick to girl sports such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxing you gotta
hot oil wrestling foxy boxing you gotta
hot oil wrestling foxy boxing you gotta hand it to Homer he can come out with
hand it to Homer he can come out with
hand it to Homer he can come out with some truly poignant speeches especially
some truly poignant speeches especially
some truly poignant speeches especially when it comes to being a father but as
when it comes to being a father but as
when it comes to being a father but as soon as he sees something funny he turns
soon as he sees something funny he turns
soon as he sees something funny he turns on a dime okay done just remember to
on a dime okay done just remember to
on a dime okay done just remember to have fun out there today in this
have fun out there today in this
have fun out there today in this instance when he’s giving a local hockey
instance when he’s giving a local hockey
instance when he’s giving a local hockey team of pep talk about not treating Lisa
team of pep talk about not treating Lisa
team of pep talk about not treating Lisa any differently just because she’s a
any differently just because she’s a
any differently just because she’s a girl he breaks out and laughter when he
girl he breaks out and laughter when he
girl he breaks out and laughter when he notices hooter who for lack of a better
notices hooter who for lack of a better
notices hooter who for lack of a better term isn’t in the best of shape he then
term isn’t in the best of shape he then
term isn’t in the best of shape he then proceeds to chase
proceeds to chase
proceeds to chase the poor German kid around the locker
the poor German kid around the locker
the poor German kid around the locker room with a wet towel as much as we feel
room with a wet towel as much as we feel
room with a wet towel as much as we feel sorry for eater his response is
sorry for eater his response is
sorry for eater his response is priceless number three I used to be with
priceless number three I used to be with
priceless number three I used to be with it but I can’t mom she’s on the run from
it but I can’t mom she’s on the run from
it but I can’t mom she’s on the run from the law
the law
the law Serbs are right for being a 60s radical
Serbs are right for being a 60s radical
Serbs are right for being a 60s radical oh she was a demon in the sack Abe
oh she was a demon in the sack Abe
oh she was a demon in the sack Abe Simpson isn’t known for coming up with
Simpson isn’t known for coming up with
Simpson isn’t known for coming up with the most meaningful of quotes as more
the most meaningful of quotes as more
the most meaningful of quotes as more often than not old age and his own
often than not old age and his own
often than not old age and his own dim-witted personality get in the way
dim-witted personality get in the way
dim-witted personality get in the way however much like his son he does have a
however much like his son he does have a
however much like his son he does have a few unintentionally poignant moments you
few unintentionally poignant moments you
few unintentionally poignant moments you went to Woodstock your mother dragged us
went to Woodstock your mother dragged us
went to Woodstock your mother dragged us both to that godforsaken loved this
both to that godforsaken loved this
both to that godforsaken loved this speaking to a younger Homer and Barney
speaking to a younger Homer and Barney
speaking to a younger Homer and Barney he talks about how being part of the
he talks about how being part of the
he talks about how being part of the in-crowd and up-to-date on crazes is a
in-crowd and up-to-date on crazes is a
in-crowd and up-to-date on crazes is a never-ending cycle something the two of
never-ending cycle something the two of
never-ending cycle something the two of them would undoubtedly come to realize
them would undoubtedly come to realize
them would undoubtedly come to realize in later life I used to be with it but
in later life I used to be with it but
in later life I used to be with it but then they changed what it was no I’m
then they changed what it was no I’m
then they changed what it was no I’m with it and what it seems weird and
with it and what it seems weird and
with it and what it seems weird and scary to me
scary to me
scary to me number two two alcohol seriously wanna
number two two alcohol seriously wanna
number two two alcohol seriously wanna ban alcohol it tastes great makes women
ban alcohol it tastes great makes women
ban alcohol it tastes great makes women appear more attractive and makes a
appear more attractive and makes a
appear more attractive and makes a person virtually invulnerable to
person virtually invulnerable to
person virtually invulnerable to criticism if there’s one thing that
criticism if there’s one thing that
criticism if there’s one thing that Homer loves just as much as and in some
Homer loves just as much as and in some
Homer loves just as much as and in some cases even more so than his family it
cases even more so than his family it
cases even more so than his family it would be the sweet taste of beer so as
would be the sweet taste of beer so as
would be the sweet taste of beer so as you can imagine he wasn’t exactly
you can imagine he wasn’t exactly
you can imagine he wasn’t exactly thrilled when Springfield was put under
thrilled when Springfield was put under
thrilled when Springfield was put under prohibition law so he becomes a
prohibition law so he becomes a
prohibition law so he becomes a bootlegger to ensure Moe’s can still
bootlegger to ensure Moe’s can still
bootlegger to ensure Moe’s can still serve alcohol
serve alcohol
serve alcohol I feel the balls with beer that I found
I feel the balls with beer that I found
I feel the balls with beer that I found at the dump and and I bowled them in
at the dump and and I bowled them in
at the dump and and I bowled them in some underground pipes take him into
some underground pipes take him into
some underground pipes take him into mode
mode
mode despite a few obstacles down the line
despite a few obstacles down the line
despite a few obstacles down the line the law is eventually lifted and the
the law is eventually lifted and the
the law is eventually lifted and the town’s right to get blindly drunk is
town’s right to get blindly drunk is
town’s right to get blindly drunk is restored polymer signs off with what
restored polymer signs off with what
restored polymer signs off with what could quite possibly be the most potent
could quite possibly be the most potent
could quite possibly be the most potent quote he has ever stated – I’ll go
quote he has ever stated – I’ll go
quote he has ever stated – I’ll go the cause of and solution to all of
the cause of and solution to all of
the cause of and solution to all of life’s problem before we reveal our
life’s problem before we reveal our
life’s problem before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable mentions staring at Myers handled as a
mentions staring at Myers handled as a
mentions staring at Myers handled as a peddling paddling the school canoe who
peddling paddling the school canoe who
peddling paddling the school canoe who you better believe that’s a pennant once
you better believe that’s a pennant once
you better believe that’s a pennant once lady Thoris oh yeah got any grease yes
lady Thoris oh yeah got any grease yes
lady Thoris oh yeah got any grease yes yes we do woman okie dokie no to the
yes we do woman okie dokie no to the
yes we do woman okie dokie no to the plant will pick the Spruce moose
plant will pick the Spruce moose
plant will pick the Spruce moose hop in sir I said up in number one I am
hop in sir I said up in number one I am
hop in sir I said up in number one I am so smart
so smart
so smart it was the most I ever threw up and it
it was the most I ever threw up and it
it was the most I ever threw up and it changed my life forever man he certainly
changed my life forever man he certainly
changed my life forever man he certainly had his moments of unintended brilliance
had his moments of unintended brilliance
had his moments of unintended brilliance but the majority would agree that Homer
but the majority would agree that Homer
but the majority would agree that Homer Simpson isn’t the brightest fish bulb
Simpson isn’t the brightest fish bulb
Simpson isn’t the brightest fish bulb around however that certainly hasn’t
around however that certainly hasn’t
around however that certainly hasn’t stopped him from celebrating when he
stopped him from celebrating when he
stopped him from celebrating when he thinks he’s achieved something worthy of
thinks he’s achieved something worthy of
thinks he’s achieved something worthy of merit but I worked in a nuclear power
merit but I worked in a nuclear power
merit but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years and I think I know
plant for ten years and I think I know
plant for ten years and I think I know how a proton accelerator worked and the
how a proton accelerator worked and the
how a proton accelerator worked and the scene pretty much captures Homer
scene pretty much captures Homer
scene pretty much captures Homer stupidity at its best after finally
stupidity at its best after finally
stupidity at its best after finally getting into college
getting into college
getting into college Homer decides to celebrate by setting
Homer decides to celebrate by setting
Homer decides to celebrate by setting his high school diploma on fire while
his high school diploma on fire while
his high school diploma on fire while singing about just how intelligent he is
hey damn Archie
hey damn Archie I mean Artie the song itself is made
I mean Artie the song itself is made
I mean Artie the song itself is made more hysterical by Homer initially
more hysterical by Homer initially
more hysterical by Homer initially misspelling the word as he chanted all
misspelling the word as he chanted all
misspelling the word as he chanted all the while silhouetted by flames that’s
the while silhouetted by flames that’s
the while silhouetted by flames that’s Homer alright
Homer alright
Homer alright man I can’t believe you fail oh I’m
man I can’t believe you fail oh I’m
man I can’t believe you fail oh I’m gonna lose my job just cuz I’m
gonna lose my job just cuz I’m
gonna lose my job just cuz I’m dangerously unqualified do you agree
dangerously unqualified do you agree
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