no one says get off my lawn quite like the grizzled geezer with a bone to pick
the grizzled geezer with a bone to pick
the grizzled geezer with a bone to pick my log welcome to watchmojo.com and
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my log welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten old dudes who will kick your
the top ten old dudes who will kick your
the top ten old dudes who will kick your ass
ass
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be looking at movie characters who don’t
be looking at movie characters who don’t let trivial things like age get in their
let trivial things like age get in their
let trivial things like age get in their way in the same way wine cheese or a
way in the same way wine cheese or a
way in the same way wine cheese or a good pair of leather boots get better
good pair of leather boots get better
good pair of leather boots get better over time these guys are more than
over time these guys are more than
over time these guys are more than capable of holding their own against
capable of holding their own against
capable of holding their own against overconfident whippersnappers looking to
overconfident whippersnappers looking to
overconfident whippersnappers looking to stir up trouble and for those of our
stir up trouble and for those of our
stir up trouble and for those of our viewers averse to blood guts and
viewers averse to blood guts and
viewers averse to blood guts and spoilers heed this warning we won’t be
spoilers heed this warning we won’t be
spoilers heed this warning we won’t be including the likes of Yoda though as he
including the likes of Yoda though as he
including the likes of Yoda though as he relies on the force
number 10 sheriff ray Owens the last
number 10 sheriff ray Owens the last stand welcome to some of me the sheriff
stand welcome to some of me the sheriff
stand welcome to some of me the sheriff of Somerton was hoping the remainder of
of Somerton was hoping the remainder of
of Somerton was hoping the remainder of his career would be uneventful so he
his career would be uneventful so he
his career would be uneventful so he could retire in peace leave it to a
could retire in peace leave it to a
could retire in peace leave it to a pesky international drug lord to kibosh
pesky international drug lord to kibosh
pesky international drug lord to kibosh that dream a man haunted by disastrous
that dream a man haunted by disastrous
that dream a man haunted by disastrous events that occurred while he was with
events that occurred while he was with
events that occurred while he was with the LAPD Owens has settled for a life
the LAPD Owens has settled for a life
the LAPD Owens has settled for a life where he manages the parking
where he manages the parking
where he manages the parking infringement and minor mischiefs
infringement and minor mischiefs
infringement and minor mischiefs characteristic of a sleepy rural town
characteristic of a sleepy rural town
characteristic of a sleepy rural town however just because he’s a glorified
however just because he’s a glorified
however just because he’s a glorified meter maid doesn’t mean he’s not a
meter maid doesn’t mean he’s not a
meter maid doesn’t mean he’s not a badass he enforces discipline and order
badass he enforces discipline and order
badass he enforces discipline and order at least in part through his imposing
at least in part through his imposing
at least in part through his imposing physique
sure
sure he might be a bit weathered but he can
he might be a bit weathered but he can
he might be a bit weathered but he can still take down modern baddies with
still take down modern baddies with
still take down modern baddies with their fancy MMA dance mood he’ll even
their fancy MMA dance mood he’ll even
their fancy MMA dance mood he’ll even deliver some perfectly timed one-liners
deliver some perfectly timed one-liners
deliver some perfectly timed one-liners while he’s at it
while he’s at it
while he’s at it number 9 han Solo Star Wars Episode 7
number 9 han Solo Star Wars Episode 7
number 9 han Solo Star Wars Episode 7 the force awakens
the force awakens
the force awakens cheering our home weather known as the
cheering our home weather known as the
cheering our home weather known as the hero of the Republic or a suave
hero of the Republic or a suave
hero of the Republic or a suave quick-witted smuggler this galactic
quick-witted smuggler this galactic
quick-witted smuggler this galactic swashbuckler has made getting out of
swashbuckler has made getting out of
swashbuckler has made getting out of tight situations is business and if
tight situations is business and if
tight situations is business and if words are walls fail him his trusty
words are walls fail him his trusty
words are walls fail him his trusty blaster is more than happy to wrap up
blaster is more than happy to wrap up
blaster is more than happy to wrap up negotiations right Guido pleased that
negotiations right Guido pleased that
negotiations right Guido pleased that I’m home yeah all got bet you have
I’m home yeah all got bet you have
I’m home yeah all got bet you have between transporting wrapped ours
between transporting wrapped ours
between transporting wrapped ours double-crossing rival gangs and making
double-crossing rival gangs and making
double-crossing rival gangs and making landing approaches at Lightspeed it’s
landing approaches at Lightspeed it’s
landing approaches at Lightspeed it’s clear that even after 30 years she still
clear that even after 30 years she still
clear that even after 30 years she still hasn’t lost his touch
I like a thing he flies by the seat of
I like a thing he flies by the seat of his pants relying on luck and
his pants relying on luck and
his pants relying on luck and improvisation to see him through almost
improvisation to see him through almost
improvisation to see him through almost any predicament number 8 Jonathan John
any predicament number 8 Jonathan John
any predicament number 8 Jonathan John wick John wick my apologies I was
wick John wick my apologies I was
wick John wick my apologies I was dealing with an uninvited guest as any
dealing with an uninvited guest as any
dealing with an uninvited guest as any decent professional killer is likely to
decent professional killer is likely to
decent professional killer is likely to tell you always have a backup arsenal
tell you always have a backup arsenal
tell you always have a backup arsenal even if you’re retired because you’re
even if you’re retired because you’re
even if you’re retired because you’re never really out a few short days after
never really out a few short days after
never really out a few short days after his wife’s death
his wife’s death
his wife’s death a former hitman comes out of retirement
a former hitman comes out of retirement
a former hitman comes out of retirement when gangsters kill his dog and steal
when gangsters kill his dog and steal
when gangsters kill his dog and steal his car this guy single handedly
his car this guy single handedly
his car this guy single handedly annihilates the entire Russian mob with
annihilates the entire Russian mob with
annihilates the entire Russian mob with style and precision and on top of that
style and precision and on top of that
style and precision and on top of that he’s also a superior wheelman doing
he’s also a superior wheelman doing
he’s also a superior wheelman doing donuts around his enemies while blasting
donuts around his enemies while blasting
donuts around his enemies while blasting them from the driver’s side window
them from the driver’s side window
them from the driver’s side window [Music]
[Music]
[Music] he even stopped the Hollywood cliché in
he even stopped the Hollywood cliché in
he even stopped the Hollywood cliché in its tracks finishing off with the bumper
its tracks finishing off with the bumper
its tracks finishing off with the bumper started by shooting through the roof of
started by shooting through the roof of
started by shooting through the roof of his car as a thug tumbles over top
his car as a thug tumbles over top
his car as a thug tumbles over top remember John wick says don’t kill
remember John wick says don’t kill
remember John wick says don’t kill puppies Nori’s complain
puppies Nori’s complain
puppies Nori’s complain let’s complain number 7 Mike chat de
let’s complain number 7 Mike chat de
let’s complain number 7 Mike chat de cortes machete voice when people
cortes machete voice when people
cortes machete voice when people he lost a hard-boiled member of the
he lost a hard-boiled member of the
he lost a hard-boiled member of the Mexican federales is on a quest for
Mexican federales is on a quest for
Mexican federales is on a quest for revenge after a ruthless drug lord kills
revenge after a ruthless drug lord kills
revenge after a ruthless drug lord kills his wife as his name implies this stuff
his wife as his name implies this stuff
his wife as his name implies this stuff is now bad hombre prefers bringing a
is now bad hombre prefers bringing a
is now bad hombre prefers bringing a knife to a gunfight lopping off heads
knife to a gunfight lopping off heads
knife to a gunfight lopping off heads and limbs while dodging a barrage of
and limbs while dodging a barrage of
and limbs while dodging a barrage of fire whether he’s using meat
fire whether he’s using meat
fire whether he’s using meat thermometers like during knives or
thermometers like during knives or
thermometers like during knives or eviscerating his enemies and using their
eviscerating his enemies and using their
eviscerating his enemies and using their intestines like tactical rope he
intestines like tactical rope he
intestines like tactical rope he certainly gets points for creativity and
certainly gets points for creativity and
certainly gets points for creativity and sure maybe his wife was beheaded in
sure maybe his wife was beheaded in
sure maybe his wife was beheaded in front of him but nothing says catharsis
front of him but nothing says catharsis
front of him but nothing says catharsis quite like making out with your enemy’s
quite like making out with your enemy’s
quite like making out with your enemy’s wife and daughter before mounting a
wife and daughter before mounting a
wife and daughter before mounting a Gatling gun to your motorcycle and
Gatling gun to your motorcycle and
Gatling gun to your motorcycle and laying waste to scores of corrupt border
laying waste to scores of corrupt border
laying waste to scores of corrupt border patrol guards Hey grieving is a highly
patrol guards Hey grieving is a highly
patrol guards Hey grieving is a highly complicated process where will you go
everywhere number six Francis Frank
everywhere number six Francis Frank Moses read a government conspiracy that
Moses read a government conspiracy that
Moses read a government conspiracy that goes all the way to the top is targeting
goes all the way to the top is targeting
goes all the way to the top is targeting anyone who could potentially blow the
anyone who could potentially blow the
anyone who could potentially blow the lid off a 1981 massacre in Guatemala one
lid off a 1981 massacre in Guatemala one
lid off a 1981 massacre in Guatemala one of those marked for termination is Frank
of those marked for termination is Frank
of those marked for termination is Frank Moses a former black ops agent who is
Moses a former black ops agent who is
Moses a former black ops agent who is struggling to adjust a retirement plan
struggling to adjust a retirement plan
struggling to adjust a retirement plan grandma despite being a lonely hopeless
grandma despite being a lonely hopeless
grandma despite being a lonely hopeless romantic who tears up his pension checks
romantic who tears up his pension checks
romantic who tears up his pension checks just to speak with a lady at the General
just to speak with a lady at the General
just to speak with a lady at the General Services Administration Frank’s also
Services Administration Frank’s also
Services Administration Frank’s also responsible for toppling regimes as well
responsible for toppling regimes as well
responsible for toppling regimes as well as eliminating numerous drug lords and
as eliminating numerous drug lords and
as eliminating numerous drug lords and terrorists I never killed early news sir
terrorists I never killed early news sir
terrorists I never killed early news sir make no mistake Moses is far from
make no mistake Moses is far from
make no mistake Moses is far from resigning himself to weekly games of
resigning himself to weekly games of
resigning himself to weekly games of bingo or gin with a hidden cache full of
bingo or gin with a hidden cache full of
bingo or gin with a hidden cache full of machine guns grenade launchers and more
machine guns grenade launchers and more
machine guns grenade launchers and more he is one deadly resourceful retiree
he is one deadly resourceful retiree
he is one deadly resourceful retiree Patricia yeah I drink whiskey
number five captain John Patrick Mason
number five captain John Patrick Mason the rock captain John Patrick Mason
the rock captain John Patrick Mason
the rock captain John Patrick Mason general Shaw of a Majesty’s accession
general Shaw of a Majesty’s accession
general Shaw of a Majesty’s accession who retired of course a disillusioned
who retired of course a disillusioned
who retired of course a disillusioned military general takes over Alcatraz and
military general takes over Alcatraz and
military general takes over Alcatraz and threatens San Francisco with chemical
threatens San Francisco with chemical
threatens San Francisco with chemical warfare to avenge soldiers killed in
warfare to avenge soldiers killed in
warfare to avenge soldiers killed in combat who have been disavowed by the
combat who have been disavowed by the
combat who have been disavowed by the United States government to help
United States government to help
United States government to help neutralize these organized and capable
neutralize these organized and capable
neutralize these organized and capable mercenaries the FBI turns to the only
mercenaries the FBI turns to the only
mercenaries the FBI turns to the only man to escape the infamous island prison
man to escape the infamous island prison
man to escape the infamous island prison an incarcerated British intelligence
an incarcerated British intelligence
an incarcerated British intelligence agent who has spent the last 30 years
agent who has spent the last 30 years
agent who has spent the last 30 years brushing up on philosophy and fostering
brushing up on philosophy and fostering
brushing up on philosophy and fostering a keen hatred for his captors in fact
a keen hatred for his captors in fact
a keen hatred for his captors in fact once he’s released he doesn’t waste any
once he’s released he doesn’t waste any
once he’s released he doesn’t waste any time throwing the director of the FBI
time throwing the director of the FBI
time throwing the director of the FBI off a building before bulldozing his way
off a building before bulldozing his way
off a building before bulldozing his way around the city in a Humvee a trained
around the city in a Humvee a trained
around the city in a Humvee a trained weapons expert tactician and escape
weapons expert tactician and escape
weapons expert tactician and escape artist
artist
artist Mason proves there’s no school like the
Mason proves there’s no school like the
Mason proves there’s no school like the old school welcome to the rock
number four Reuben J rooster cogburn
number four Reuben J rooster cogburn True Grit didn’t plan out when a young
True Grit didn’t plan out when a young
True Grit didn’t plan out when a young girl’s father is murdered by a
girl’s father is murdered by a
girl’s father is murdered by a small-time outlaw she seeks help to
small-time outlaw she seeks help to
small-time outlaw she seeks help to track down the culprit and bring him to
track down the culprit and bring him to
track down the culprit and bring him to justice
justice
justice but frontier justice is its own special
but frontier justice is its own special
but frontier justice is its own special brand with those responsible for
brand with those responsible for
brand with those responsible for enforcing the law differing very little
enforcing the law differing very little
enforcing the law differing very little from those they’re out to apprehend this
from those they’re out to apprehend this
from those they’re out to apprehend this Lionel kuna by roosters own admission
Lionel kuna by roosters own admission
Lionel kuna by roosters own admission he’s never killed anyone who wasn’t
he’s never killed anyone who wasn’t
he’s never killed anyone who wasn’t asking for it and his reputation for
asking for it and his reputation for
asking for it and his reputation for being cruel to prisoners precedes him
being cruel to prisoners precedes him
being cruel to prisoners precedes him wherever he goes
wherever he goes
wherever he goes it was a bigger mistake you ever my
it was a bigger mistake you ever my
it was a bigger mistake you ever my catch his brush properly while his
catch his brush properly while his
catch his brush properly while his morals are somewhat shaky to say the
morals are somewhat shaky to say the
morals are somewhat shaky to say the least
least
least he says royal as they come where friends
he says royal as they come where friends
he says royal as they come where friends are involved and won’t hesitate for a
are involved and won’t hesitate for a
are involved and won’t hesitate for a second to throw down even when
second to throw down even when
second to throw down even when outnumbered four-to-one they sure don’t
outnumbered four-to-one they sure don’t
outnumbered four-to-one they sure don’t make them like they used to
number three Rocky Balboa Creed you see
number three Rocky Balboa Creed you see this guy here staring back at you yeah
this guy here staring back at you yeah
this guy here staring back at you yeah that should stop this opponent then we
that should stop this opponent then we
that should stop this opponent then we can begin to the ring that’s how your
can begin to the ring that’s how your
can begin to the ring that’s how your goal against everybody’s favorite
goal against everybody’s favorite
goal against everybody’s favorite mumbling pugilist returns ringside to
mumbling pugilist returns ringside to
mumbling pugilist returns ringside to train the son of his former rival Apollo
train the son of his former rival Apollo
train the son of his former rival Apollo Creed but even though his boxing days
Creed but even though his boxing days
Creed but even though his boxing days are over
are over
are over the Italian stallion comes to learn that
the Italian stallion comes to learn that
the Italian stallion comes to learn that life has one more fight in store for him
life has one more fight in store for him
life has one more fight in store for him she stopped suddenly of fun I’ll stop
she stopped suddenly of fun I’ll stop
she stopped suddenly of fun I’ll stop this one now don’t okay let me finish
this one now don’t okay let me finish
this one now don’t okay let me finish unlike uber macho Rambo whose badassery
unlike uber macho Rambo whose badassery
unlike uber macho Rambo whose badassery is a noteworthy addition to the action
is a noteworthy addition to the action
is a noteworthy addition to the action movie genre rocky struggle with his own
movie genre rocky struggle with his own
movie genre rocky struggle with his own mortality after being diagnosed with
mortality after being diagnosed with
mortality after being diagnosed with non-hodgkins lymphoma is the humanizing
non-hodgkins lymphoma is the humanizing
non-hodgkins lymphoma is the humanizing aspect that earns him a top 3 spot on
aspect that earns him a top 3 spot on
aspect that earns him a top 3 spot on our list to wardrobe ooh
our list to wardrobe ooh
our list to wardrobe ooh well it’s a form of cancer with his wife
well it’s a form of cancer with his wife
well it’s a form of cancer with his wife also having passed away from cancer the
also having passed away from cancer the
also having passed away from cancer the aging fighter prepares himself for the
aging fighter prepares himself for the
aging fighter prepares himself for the final ring of the Bell by refusing
final ring of the Bell by refusing
final ring of the Bell by refusing treatment
treatment
treatment but young Creed convinces him to
but young Creed convinces him to
but young Creed convinces him to persevere one step one punch one round
persevere one step one punch one round
persevere one step one punch one round at a time one step at a time one punch
at a time one step at a time one punch
at a time one step at a time one punch at a time one round it’s time to the
at a time one round it’s time to the
at a time one round it’s time to the right number two while Kowalski Gran
right number two while Kowalski Gran
right number two while Kowalski Gran Torino Pele spokes up a racist veteran
Torino Pele spokes up a racist veteran
Torino Pele spokes up a racist veteran of the Korean War with a bigoted
of the Korean War with a bigoted
of the Korean War with a bigoted attitude toward Asian immigrants takes
attitude toward Asian immigrants takes
attitude toward Asian immigrants takes matters into his own hand after a young
matters into his own hand after a young
matters into his own hand after a young gang member attempts to steal his 1972
gang member attempts to steal his 1972
gang member attempts to steal his 1972 Gran Torino after realizing the same
Gran Torino after realizing the same
Gran Torino after realizing the same would-be thief and his family are
would-be thief and his family are
would-be thief and his family are actually victims himself the honoree
actually victims himself the honoree
actually victims himself the honoree old-timer
old-timer
old-timer equipped with his m1 garand and nothing
equipped with his m1 garand and nothing
equipped with his m1 garand and nothing to lose attitude stands up to the
to lose attitude stands up to the
to lose attitude stands up to the hooligans terrorizing his neighborhood
hooligans terrorizing his neighborhood
hooligans terrorizing his neighborhood he also demonstrates how effective a
he also demonstrates how effective a
he also demonstrates how effective a well-aimed finger gun can be here’s the
well-aimed finger gun can be here’s the
well-aimed finger gun can be here’s the deal you stay away from tile understand
deal you stay away from tile understand
deal you stay away from tile understand you would tell your friends to stay away
you would tell your friends to stay away
you would tell your friends to stay away from town similarly Clint Eastwood’s
from town similarly Clint Eastwood’s
from town similarly Clint Eastwood’s retard dumpling or William Munny of
retard dumpling or William Munny of
retard dumpling or William Munny of Unforgiven also blurs the lines between
Unforgiven also blurs the lines between
Unforgiven also blurs the lines between hero and heels but Kowalski’s reluctant
hero and heels but Kowalski’s reluctant
hero and heels but Kowalski’s reluctant journey to overcome his prejudices as an
journey to overcome his prejudices as an
journey to overcome his prejudices as an act of redemption wins the silver medal
act of redemption wins the silver medal
act of redemption wins the silver medal here is mine
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions yummy I am let me
few honorable mentions yummy I am let me
few honorable mentions yummy I am let me feel right now right now listen hands up
feel right now right now listen hands up
feel right now right now listen hands up be number one
be number one
be number one Brian Mills the taken franchise but what
Brian Mills the taken franchise but what
Brian Mills the taken franchise but what I do have are a very particular set of
I do have are a very particular set of
I do have are a very particular set of skills after training Batman as Ra’s al
skills after training Batman as Ra’s al
skills after training Batman as Ra’s al Ghul Liam Neeson went on to act out
Ghul Liam Neeson went on to act out
Ghul Liam Neeson went on to act out every father’s worst nightmare when he
every father’s worst nightmare when he
every father’s worst nightmare when he protected his daughter from the
protected his daughter from the
protected his daughter from the predatory appetite of sex hungry suitors
as a divorced CIA operative who decided
as a divorced CIA operative who decided that family was more important than his
that family was more important than his
that family was more important than his job this trained professional unleashes
job this trained professional unleashes
job this trained professional unleashes his very specific set of skills upon a
his very specific set of skills upon a
his very specific set of skills upon a syndicate of human traffickers who make
syndicate of human traffickers who make
syndicate of human traffickers who make the mistake of kidnapping his daughter
the mistake of kidnapping his daughter
the mistake of kidnapping his daughter he reconnects with former colleagues who
he reconnects with former colleagues who
he reconnects with former colleagues who help him track down his elusive target
help him track down his elusive target
help him track down his elusive target and later construct a makeshift electric
and later construct a makeshift electric
and later construct a makeshift electric chair to extract information from one of
chair to extract information from one of
chair to extract information from one of the suspects Mills becomes a one-man
the suspects Mills becomes a one-man
the suspects Mills becomes a one-man force taking down the SEC’s flavors of
force taking down the SEC’s flavors of
force taking down the SEC’s flavors of Europe and proving there’s nothing a
Europe and proving there’s nothing a
Europe and proving there’s nothing a father won’t do for his little girl I
father won’t do for his little girl I
father won’t do for his little girl I will look for you I will find you and I
will look for you I will find you and I
will look for you I will find you and I will kill you do you agree with our
will kill you do you agree with our
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