Splatt welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 most annoying insects the
the top 10 most annoying insects the
the top 10 most annoying insects the cockroach doesn’t really have a brain
cockroach doesn’t really have a brain
cockroach doesn’t really have a brain per se but it has instinct and a
per se but it has instinct and a
per se but it has instinct and a ferocious desire to survive and
ferocious desire to survive and
ferocious desire to survive and reproduce for this list we’re counting
reproduce for this list we’re counting
reproduce for this list we’re counting down the biggest assholes of the Insecta
down the biggest assholes of the Insecta
down the biggest assholes of the Insecta class and how they inspire both a deep
class and how they inspire both a deep
class and how they inspire both a deep sense of annoyance and temporary
sense of annoyance and temporary
sense of annoyance and temporary psychosis within us spiders
psychosis within us spiders
psychosis within us spiders being arachnids rather than insects
being arachnids rather than insects
being arachnids rather than insects don’t count cuz I’m scared to death and
don’t count cuz I’m scared to death and
don’t count cuz I’m scared to death and we all are
we all are
we all are number 10 horse flies my scalp hurts
number 10 horse flies my scalp hurts
number 10 horse flies my scalp hurts from horse flight bites
from horse flight bites
from horse flight bites why don’t you freeze it with an ice cube
why don’t you freeze it with an ice cube
why don’t you freeze it with an ice cube and hit it with a hammer yeah that one
and hit it with a hammer yeah that one
and hit it with a hammer yeah that one away and it comes back always wanting
away and it comes back always wanting
away and it comes back always wanting more why can’t the horse fly just leave
more why can’t the horse fly just leave
more why can’t the horse fly just leave us alone
us alone
us alone well our collective outdoor misery falls
well our collective outdoor misery falls
well our collective outdoor misery falls mainly on the females of the species
mainly on the females of the species
mainly on the females of the species horseflies particularly females target
horseflies particularly females target
horseflies particularly females target animals their long mandibles rip open
animals their long mandibles rip open
animals their long mandibles rip open the skin to drink blood they’re the ones
the skin to drink blood they’re the ones
the skin to drink blood they’re the ones that seek our blood for protein in order
that seek our blood for protein in order
that seek our blood for protein in order to produce equally annoying offspring
to produce equally annoying offspring
to produce equally annoying offspring you are becoming an annoying oh boy but
you are becoming an annoying oh boy but
you are becoming an annoying oh boy but swatting time is here what are the male
swatting time is here what are the male
swatting time is here what are the male horse flies do just kick back and chill
horse flies do just kick back and chill
horse flies do just kick back and chill probably because they’re too damn weak
probably because they’re too damn weak
probably because they’re too damn weak to do any biting themselves that is a
to do any biting themselves that is a
to do any biting themselves that is a scientific fact horse fly bites make a
scientific fact horse fly bites make a
scientific fact horse fly bites make a big impact which is something we cannot
big impact which is something we cannot
big impact which is something we cannot say about those damn deer flies number 9
say about those damn deer flies number 9
say about those damn deer flies number 9 earwigs
earwigs
earwigs what’s that fit your wick
with a name that’s popularly thought to
with a name that’s popularly thought to have come from an old wives tale about
have come from an old wives tale about
have come from an old wives tale about an insect that burrows into the human
an insect that burrows into the human
an insect that burrows into the human brain to lay its eggs these long and
brain to lay its eggs these long and
brain to lay its eggs these long and skinny jerks had to make the list they
skinny jerks had to make the list they
skinny jerks had to make the list they do not crawl into ears all right that’s
do not crawl into ears all right that’s
do not crawl into ears all right that’s what an earwig is it’s cold dot then it
what an earwig is it’s cold dot then it
what an earwig is it’s cold dot then it just because it has the name air in it
just because it has the name air in it
just because it has the name air in it means it goes into your ear
means it goes into your ear
means it goes into your ear they boast pincers squirt smelly liquid
they boast pincers squirt smelly liquid
they boast pincers squirt smelly liquid and self defense and you may be
and self defense and you may be
and self defense and you may be surprised to learn they have wings yep
surprised to learn they have wings yep
surprised to learn they have wings yep they can fly though they usually don’t
they can fly though they usually don’t
they can fly though they usually don’t which just annoys us even more they just
which just annoys us even more they just
which just annoys us even more they just crawl around your dampest rooms at night
crawl around your dampest rooms at night
crawl around your dampest rooms at night and hide out during the day in the
and hide out during the day in the
and hide out during the day in the cracks and crevices just waiting to make
cracks and crevices just waiting to make
cracks and crevices just waiting to make their move your wigs are one of those
their move your wigs are one of those
their move your wigs are one of those sorta crazy-looking insects that you
sorta crazy-looking insects that you
sorta crazy-looking insects that you might see when you turn over stone in
might see when you turn over stone in
might see when you turn over stone in the backyard honestly we can’t help but
the backyard honestly we can’t help but
the backyard honestly we can’t help but think of this scene from Wrath of Khan
think of this scene from Wrath of Khan
think of this scene from Wrath of Khan every time we hear the word earwig
every time we hear the word earwig
every time we hear the word earwig accurate or not
number eight wasps it’s not hard to
number eight wasps it’s not hard to imagine Jerry Seinfeld’s dissecting the
imagine Jerry Seinfeld’s dissecting the
imagine Jerry Seinfeld’s dissecting the very nature of this deeply annoying
very nature of this deeply annoying
very nature of this deeply annoying insect what is the deal with wasps
insect what is the deal with wasps
insect what is the deal with wasps they’re not a bee they’re not an ant I
they’re not a bee they’re not an ant I
they’re not a bee they’re not an ant I mean come on what they are is bleeping
mean come on what they are is bleeping
mean come on what they are is bleeping annoying with their colorful
annoying with their colorful
annoying with their colorful Yellowjackets that make us feel guilty
Yellowjackets that make us feel guilty
Yellowjackets that make us feel guilty when we swap them down but seriously bee
when we swap them down but seriously bee
when we swap them down but seriously bee sting but at least they make honey
sting but at least they make honey
sting but at least they make honey wasps not only don’t make honey they
wasps not only don’t make honey they
wasps not only don’t make honey they steal honey from bees I don’t want to
steal honey from bees I don’t want to
steal honey from bees I don’t want to tangle with a bunch of wasps hey do I
tangle with a bunch of wasps hey do I
tangle with a bunch of wasps hey do I wash my honey no wasps do not make honey
wash my honey no wasps do not make honey
wash my honey no wasps do not make honey all right well good check it out anyway
all right well good check it out anyway
all right well good check it out anyway there could be something delicious in
there could be something delicious in
there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make just who the
here that wasps do make just who the
here that wasps do make just who the hell do they think they are the wasp
hell do they think they are the wasp
hell do they think they are the wasp inspired military technology and even
inspired military technology and even
inspired military technology and even superheroes and they certainly inspire
superheroes and they certainly inspire
superheroes and they certainly inspire temporary madness within the average
temporary madness within the average
temporary madness within the average human being sure they can take down
human being sure they can take down
human being sure they can take down other pests but we still hate em dislike
other pests but we still hate em dislike
other pests but we still hate em dislike them with a passion what may be costume
number seven fleas when a flea bites an
number seven fleas when a flea bites an animal its saliva causes irritation and
animal its saliva causes irritation and
animal its saliva causes irritation and itching these are the bastard insects of
itching these are the bastard insects of
itching these are the bastard insects of Mother Nature that take advantage of our
Mother Nature that take advantage of our
Mother Nature that take advantage of our pets the flea can live as long as 18
pets the flea can live as long as 18
pets the flea can live as long as 18 months and once they reach adulthood
months and once they reach adulthood
months and once they reach adulthood they seek out blood from our cats and
they seek out blood from our cats and
they seek out blood from our cats and dogs normally I have a very sweet
dogs normally I have a very sweet
dogs normally I have a very sweet disposition as a dog in fact more than
disposition as a dog in fact more than
disposition as a dog in fact more than once James suggested that I make the
once James suggested that I make the
once James suggested that I make the change permanent the tail I could leave
change permanent the tail I could leave
change permanent the tail I could leave with fleas then murder
with fleas then murder
with fleas then murder they don’t have wings but they do have
they don’t have wings but they do have
they don’t have wings but they do have genitalia and claws however they’re so
genitalia and claws however they’re so
genitalia and claws however they’re so damn repulsive that most people don’t
damn repulsive that most people don’t
damn repulsive that most people don’t really care about their biological
really care about their biological
really care about their biological makeup no matter how much we love our
makeup no matter how much we love our
makeup no matter how much we love our children and furry pets we all dread the
children and furry pets we all dread the
children and furry pets we all dread the day when they come home with fleas or
day when they come home with fleas or
day when they come home with fleas or another terrible pest lice as we slowly
another terrible pest lice as we slowly
another terrible pest lice as we slowly fall to our knees and scream out why Oh
fall to our knees and scream out why Oh
fall to our knees and scream out why Oh knits what I’m afraid sir you have head
knits what I’m afraid sir you have head
knits what I’m afraid sir you have head lice on I’m not gonna be able to deal
lice on I’m not gonna be able to deal
lice on I’m not gonna be able to deal with you today you’re joking
with you today you’re joking
with you today you’re joking how embarrassing number six the ladybug
how embarrassing number six the ladybug
how embarrassing number six the ladybug also known as the Harlequin ladybird
also known as the Harlequin ladybird
also known as the Harlequin ladybird Eva Leyva fly away home yeah go down
Eva Leyva fly away home yeah go down
Eva Leyva fly away home yeah go down oh hey ladybug what a cute name you have
oh hey ladybug what a cute name you have
oh hey ladybug what a cute name you have you look harmless actually you’re kind
you look harmless actually you’re kind
you look harmless actually you’re kind of cute but we still despise your
of cute but we still despise your
of cute but we still despise your existence I am up is no more harmful
existence I am up is no more harmful
existence I am up is no more harmful than a ladybug okay these tiny insects
than a ladybug okay these tiny insects
than a ladybug okay these tiny insects aren’t all that bad it’s just that the
aren’t all that bad it’s just that the
aren’t all that bad it’s just that the Asian lady beetle is freaking everywhere
Asian lady beetle is freaking everywhere
Asian lady beetle is freaking everywhere crawling around and sometimes crawling
crawling around and sometimes crawling
crawling around and sometimes crawling on our bodies nobody loses control of
on our bodies nobody loses control of
on our bodies nobody loses control of their bladder when the Asian lady beetle
their bladder when the Asian lady beetle
their bladder when the Asian lady beetle appears but we know what they’re up to
appears but we know what they’re up to
appears but we know what they’re up to they’re busy annoying the hell out of
they’re busy annoying the hell out of
they’re busy annoying the hell out of practically everybody and what is up
practically everybody and what is up
practically everybody and what is up with that stench probably about two or
with that stench probably about two or
with that stench probably about two or three years ago they were really bad and
three years ago they were really bad and
three years ago they were really bad and we you know use vacuum cleaners to try
we you know use vacuum cleaners to try
we you know use vacuum cleaners to try to suck them up because they’d get in
to suck them up because they’d get in
to suck them up because they’d get in the house and then they died number five
the house and then they died number five
the house and then they died number five cockroaches nobody enjoys the company of
cockroaches nobody enjoys the company of
cockroaches nobody enjoys the company of cockroaches in fact most people will
cockroaches in fact most people will
cockroaches in fact most people will immediately squash them even if it ruins
immediately squash them even if it ruins
immediately squash them even if it ruins their favorite book we have an innate
their favorite book we have an innate
their favorite book we have an innate need to destroy these little monsters
need to destroy these little monsters
need to destroy these little monsters but they’re damn speed makes that hard
but they’re damn speed makes that hard
but they’re damn speed makes that hard to do sometimes a person awakens to the
to do sometimes a person awakens to the
to do sometimes a person awakens to the sight of a cockroach sharing their
sight of a cockroach sharing their
sight of a cockroach sharing their pillow which raises the distinct
pillow which raises the distinct
pillow which raises the distinct possibility that it’s already crawled in
possibility that it’s already crawled in
possibility that it’s already crawled in and around their mouth the cockroach is
and around their mouth the cockroach is
and around their mouth the cockroach is more than just a pest it’s the
more than just a pest it’s the
more than just a pest it’s the international symbol for everything
international symbol for everything
international symbol for everything awful plus they’re damn near invincible
that’s only half a cockroach number for
that’s only half a cockroach number for bed bugs bed bugs they’re a big problem
bed bugs bed bugs they’re a big problem
bed bugs bed bugs they’re a big problem in New York right now I don’t have bed
in New York right now I don’t have bed
in New York right now I don’t have bed bugs Kenneth I went to Princeton
bugs Kenneth I went to Princeton
bugs Kenneth I went to Princeton scholars refer to them as Cimex
scholars refer to them as Cimex
scholars refer to them as Cimex lectularius and they’ve long consumed
lectularius and they’ve long consumed
lectularius and they’ve long consumed the minds and beds of philosophers even
the minds and beds of philosophers even
the minds and beds of philosophers even Aristotle referenced their existence on
Aristotle referenced their existence on
Aristotle referenced their existence on what must have been a particularly
what must have been a particularly
what must have been a particularly annoying afternoon in ancient Greece
annoying afternoon in ancient Greece
annoying afternoon in ancient Greece travelers have been known to experience
travelers have been known to experience
travelers have been known to experience a special relationship with bedbugs
a special relationship with bedbugs
a special relationship with bedbugs which may be unwanted gifts left behind
which may be unwanted gifts left behind
which may be unwanted gifts left behind by other travelers our tiny insect
by other travelers our tiny insect
by other travelers our tiny insect friends can literally make us go mad
friends can literally make us go mad
friends can literally make us go mad from their pestering and propensity to
from their pestering and propensity to
from their pestering and propensity to suck our blood they’re always hungry
suck our blood they’re always hungry
suck our blood they’re always hungry bedbugs are attracted to us by the
bedbugs are attracted to us by the
bedbugs are attracted to us by the carbon dioxide in our breath and also
carbon dioxide in our breath and also
carbon dioxide in our breath and also the heat from our bodies with all the
the heat from our bodies with all the
the heat from our bodies with all the international travelling going on today
international travelling going on today
international travelling going on today somebody needs to invent a mobile bed
somebody needs to invent a mobile bed
somebody needs to invent a mobile bed bug detector already so that we can all
bug detector already so that we can all
bug detector already so that we can all sleep in peace so the night sleep tight
sleep in peace so the night sleep tight
sleep in peace so the night sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite
and don’t let the bedbugs bite
and don’t let the bedbugs bite because there are literally thousands of
because there are literally thousands of
because there are literally thousands of them number three
them number three
them number three gnats midges and black flies so you can
gnats midges and black flies so you can
gnats midges and black flies so you can see the midge is feeding on my arm now
see the midge is feeding on my arm now
see the midge is feeding on my arm now in her abdomen is filling full of blood
in her abdomen is filling full of blood
in her abdomen is filling full of blood you can see actually turning red while
you can see actually turning red while
you can see actually turning red while many insects destroy the tranquility of
many insects destroy the tranquility of
many insects destroy the tranquility of our home lives other infuriating pests
our home lives other infuriating pests
our home lives other infuriating pests make us pay for trying to enjoy the
make us pay for trying to enjoy the
make us pay for trying to enjoy the great outdoors it’s fruit gnats Matt now
great outdoors it’s fruit gnats Matt now
great outdoors it’s fruit gnats Matt now that’s got little bitty things you know
that’s got little bitty things you know
that’s got little bitty things you know Nats Nats like to travel in packs called
Nats Nats like to travel in packs called
Nats Nats like to travel in packs called a ghost of gnats almost as if to say
a ghost of gnats almost as if to say
a ghost of gnats almost as if to say let’s bite the hell out of those campers
let’s bite the hell out of those campers
let’s bite the hell out of those campers while midges spread disease to livestock
while midges spread disease to livestock
while midges spread disease to livestock black flies they also spread sickness
black flies they also spread sickness
black flies they also spread sickness but mostly just wander around like they
but mostly just wander around like they
but mostly just wander around like they don’t know what the heck’s going on
don’t know what the heck’s going on
don’t know what the heck’s going on that’s why never lamb so the lizards
that’s why never lamb so the lizards
that’s why never lamb so the lizards have to leave for their
have to leave for their
have to leave for their these type of insects play a major role
these type of insects play a major role
these type of insects play a major role in most outdoor excursions biting their
in most outdoor excursions biting their
in most outdoor excursions biting their way into family discussions and
way into family discussions and
way into family discussions and thoroughly invading our nightmares
thoroughly invading our nightmares
thoroughly invading our nightmares number two carpenter ants also known as
number two carpenter ants also known as
number two carpenter ants also known as sugar ants they’re called carpenter ants
sugar ants they’re called carpenter ants
sugar ants they’re called carpenter ants because they did burrows into decaying
because they did burrows into decaying
because they did burrows into decaying trees or soft trees and they’re
trees or soft trees and they’re
trees or soft trees and they’re basically just using their jaws to know
basically just using their jaws to know
basically just using their jaws to know their way in these strange creatures
their way in these strange creatures
their way in these strange creatures don’t play a role in erecting log cabins
don’t play a role in erecting log cabins
don’t play a role in erecting log cabins but they do essentially hang out like a
but they do essentially hang out like a
but they do essentially hang out like a bunch of bum insects because that’s what
bunch of bum insects because that’s what
bunch of bum insects because that’s what they are bums kappa notice pensylvanicus
they are bums kappa notice pensylvanicus
they are bums kappa notice pensylvanicus alternately known as a carpenter ant
alternately known as a carpenter ant
alternately known as a carpenter ant sure carpenter ants won’t eat your place
sure carpenter ants won’t eat your place
sure carpenter ants won’t eat your place down after all they don’t consume would
down after all they don’t consume would
down after all they don’t consume would like equally annoying termites but they
like equally annoying termites but they
like equally annoying termites but they do enjoy building nests in wood mainly
do enjoy building nests in wood mainly
do enjoy building nests in wood mainly in dead or damp areas as well as slowly
in dead or damp areas as well as slowly
in dead or damp areas as well as slowly diminishing the value of homes once you
diminishing the value of homes once you
diminishing the value of homes once you find the satellite nest treat them with
find the satellite nest treat them with
find the satellite nest treat them with a suitable product get a vacuum cleaner
a suitable product get a vacuum cleaner
a suitable product get a vacuum cleaner and try and suck them all up that’s way
and try and suck them all up that’s way
and try and suck them all up that’s way worse than their also annoying picnic
worse than their also annoying picnic
worse than their also annoying picnic ruining brethren under the right
ruining brethren under the right
ruining brethren under the right conditions male and female carpenter
conditions male and female carpenter
conditions male and female carpenter ants will actually have sex while flying
ants will actually have sex while flying
ants will actually have sex while flying in the air
in the air
in the air you know nuptial flight which always
you know nuptial flight which always
you know nuptial flight which always ends badly for the male given the
ends badly for the male given the
ends badly for the male given the certain death that follows and don’t
certain death that follows and don’t
certain death that follows and don’t even get us started on exploding ants
even get us started on exploding ants
even get us started on exploding ants before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions have
here are some honorable mentions have
here are some honorable mentions have you ever had fruit flies in your house
you ever had fruit flies in your house
you ever had fruit flies in your house they look kind of like those tiny gnats
they look kind of like those tiny gnats
they look kind of like those tiny gnats or just annoying and they usually show
or just annoying and they usually show
or just annoying and they usually show up in your kitchen Oh a cricket I love
up in your kitchen Oh a cricket I love
up in your kitchen Oh a cricket I love cricket it’s a trouble noisy bugs what
cricket it’s a trouble noisy bugs what
cricket it’s a trouble noisy bugs what they get to do whatever they want
number one mosquitoes we are all
number one mosquitoes we are all literally itching for a solution to
literally itching for a solution to
literally itching for a solution to these flying biting annoying little
these flying biting annoying little
these flying biting annoying little disease spreading insect jerk faces
disease spreading insect jerk faces
disease spreading insect jerk faces doesn’t matter what you are and phibian
doesn’t matter what you are and phibian
doesn’t matter what you are and phibian bird or mammal the mosquito will find
bird or mammal the mosquito will find
bird or mammal the mosquito will find you imagine Liam Neeson from taken and
you imagine Liam Neeson from taken and
you imagine Liam Neeson from taken and then imagine him with an insect face I
then imagine him with an insect face I
then imagine him with an insect face I will look for you
will look for you
will look for you I will find you and I will kill you
I will find you and I will kill you
I will find you and I will kill you that’s the mosquito and they do have a
that’s the mosquito and they do have a
that’s the mosquito and they do have a particular set of skills mosquitoes
particular set of skills mosquitoes
particular set of skills mosquitoes don’t just linger around and make a
don’t just linger around and make a
don’t just linger around and make a scratch
scratch
scratch nope they set up shop on our skin and
nope they set up shop on our skin and
nope they set up shop on our skin and just suck await our blood with extreme
just suck await our blood with extreme
just suck await our blood with extreme focus
they leave bytes all over our bodies and
they leave bytes all over our bodies and can make our lives miserable with the
can make our lives miserable with the
can make our lives miserable with the constant scratching and when you do kill
constant scratching and when you do kill
constant scratching and when you do kill them they often leave a bloody smudge on
them they often leave a bloody smudge on
them they often leave a bloody smudge on your arm or wall oh and they also carry
your arm or wall oh and they also carry
your arm or wall oh and they also carry deadly diseases to all corners of the
deadly diseases to all corners of the
deadly diseases to all corners of the world
world
world so thanks mosquitoes you guys suck
so thanks mosquitoes you guys suck
so thanks mosquitoes you guys suck literally the number one thing that
literally the number one thing that
literally the number one thing that everyone tells me is that why do you
everyone tells me is that why do you
everyone tells me is that why do you keep the skeeters alive
keep the skeeters alive
keep the skeeters alive why aren’t you finding ways to kill them
why aren’t you finding ways to kill them
why aren’t you finding ways to kill them and I explained that we actually have to
and I explained that we actually have to
and I explained that we actually have to keep them alive so we can find better
keep them alive so we can find better
keep them alive so we can find better ways of killing them do you agree with
ways of killing them do you agree with
ways of killing them do you agree with our list what insect do you find the
our list what insect do you find the
our list what insect do you find the most annoying for more mind-blowing top
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