it’s classy and crude clever and confusing it must be Monty Python I
confusing it must be Monty Python I
confusing it must be Monty Python I thought in your general direction your
thought in your general direction your
thought in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your father
mother was a hamster and your father
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries welcome to
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down our picks for the top 10 Monty Python movie moments yes gangs of old
Python movie moments yes gangs of old
Python movie moments yes gangs of old ladies attacking fit defenseless young
ladies attacking fit defenseless young
ladies attacking fit defenseless young men for this list we’re only including
men for this list we’re only including
men for this list we’re only including the film moments that make us fall on
the film moments that make us fall on
the film moments that make us fall on our incontinent eeab buttocks the most
our incontinent eeab buttocks the most
our incontinent eeab buttocks the most so sorry to use Spamalot fans out there
number 10 which accusation Monty Python
number 10 which accusation Monty Python and the Holy Grail we have found the
and the Holy Grail we have found the
and the Holy Grail we have found the witch by we put on his quest to gather a
witch by we put on his quest to gather a
witch by we put on his quest to gather a band of brave knights to join him at his
band of brave knights to join him at his
band of brave knights to join him at his court at Camelot Arthur king of the
court at Camelot Arthur king of the
court at Camelot Arthur king of the Britons encounter is a makeshift trial
Britons encounter is a makeshift trial
Britons encounter is a makeshift trial where a woman is being accused of
where a woman is being accused of
where a woman is being accused of witchcraft their evidence well she
witchcraft their evidence well she
witchcraft their evidence well she turned me into a newt a newt I got
turned me into a newt a newt I got
turned me into a newt a newt I got better and their justice system Hey
better and their justice system Hey
better and their justice system Hey she Weiss the same as a doc she’s made
she Weiss the same as a doc she’s made
she Weiss the same as a doc she’s made of wort and therefore I went away so
of wort and therefore I went away so
of wort and therefore I went away so what’s the result back hope no it was a
what’s the result back hope no it was a
what’s the result back hope no it was a simpler time
simpler time
simpler time number 9 mr. creosote Monty Python’s the
number 9 mr. creosote Monty Python’s the
number 9 mr. creosote Monty Python’s the meaning of life oh shit mr. Chris Oh
meaning of life oh shit mr. Chris Oh
meaning of life oh shit mr. Chris Oh quite possibly the most disgusting thing
quite possibly the most disgusting thing
quite possibly the most disgusting thing in Monty Python and that’s including all
in Monty Python and that’s including all
in Monty Python and that’s including all the over-the-top gore is the obese and
the over-the-top gore is the obese and
the over-the-top gore is the obese and vomit inducing fine-dining gasp or would
vomit inducing fine-dining gasp or would
vomit inducing fine-dining gasp or would you prefer to order straight away Oh
you prefer to order straight away Oh
you prefer to order straight away Oh today we have a for appetizers excuse me
today we have a for appetizers excuse me
today we have a for appetizers excuse me emphasis on the vomit inducing another
emphasis on the vomit inducing another
emphasis on the vomit inducing another bucket
bucket
bucket pharmacia and perhaps a hose
pharmacia and perhaps a hose
pharmacia and perhaps a hose honestly this scene just speaks for
honestly this scene just speaks for
honestly this scene just speaks for itself the morbidly obese mr. creosote
itself the morbidly obese mr. creosote
itself the morbidly obese mr. creosote coats practically everything in vomit
coats practically everything in vomit
coats practically everything in vomit waiters and cleaning ladies included as
waiters and cleaning ladies included as
waiters and cleaning ladies included as you’re cleaning a buck and just when you
you’re cleaning a buck and just when you
you’re cleaning a buck and just when you think it can’t get any more disgusting
think it can’t get any more disgusting
think it can’t get any more disgusting this happens
nice number eight public stoning Monty
nice number eight public stoning Monty Python’s Life of Brian you are to be
Python’s Life of Brian you are to be
Python’s Life of Brian you are to be stoned to death life in the era of
stoned to death life in the era of
stoned to death life in the era of Christ could get a little boring that’s
Christ could get a little boring that’s
Christ could get a little boring that’s why a public stoning was pretty much the
why a public stoning was pretty much the
why a public stoning was pretty much the equivalent of the world cup no no no one
equivalent of the world cup no no no one
equivalent of the world cup no no no one is to stone anyone until I blow this
is to stone anyone until I blow this
is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle but turns out people were tad
whistle but turns out people were tad
whistle but turns out people were tad strict on what qualified as a reason for
strict on what qualified as a reason for
strict on what qualified as a reason for a rocky death look I didn’t think it
a rocky death look I didn’t think it
a rocky death look I didn’t think it ought to be blasphemy just saying
ought to be blasphemy just saying
ought to be blasphemy just saying Jehovah make it worse for yourself
Jehovah make it worse for yourself
Jehovah make it worse for yourself making it worse how could it be worse
making it worse how could it be worse
making it worse how could it be worse Jojo men with violence like that this
Jojo men with violence like that this
Jojo men with violence like that this sure ain’t a place for a lady
sure ain’t a place for a lady
sure ain’t a place for a lady but is it just us or do some of the
but is it just us or do some of the
but is it just us or do some of the bearded gents have lovely skin
bearded gents have lovely skin
bearded gents have lovely skin all any women here today at any rate
all any women here today at any rate
all any women here today at any rate just remember the first rule of public
just remember the first rule of public
just remember the first rule of public stonings anyone is fair game even if
stonings anyone is fair game even if
stonings anyone is fair game even if they do say to over
number seven Biggus Dickus monty
number seven Biggus Dickus monty python’s life of brian is a joke sir
python’s life of brian is a joke sir
python’s life of brian is a joke sir like Sidious honest or biggest nigger
like Sidious honest or biggest nigger
like Sidious honest or biggest nigger sir
sir
sir nothing beats a penis joke and even the
nothing beats a penis joke and even the
nothing beats a penis joke and even the Roman centurions with their hardened
Roman centurions with their hardened
Roman centurions with their hardened discipline are powerless against them I
discipline are powerless against them I
discipline are powerless against them I have a very quick friend in Rome called
have a very quick friend in Rome called
have a very quick friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus
Biggus Dickus
Biggus Dickus in this scene brian has been captured
in this scene brian has been captured
in this scene brian has been captured and taken before Pilate
and taken before Pilate
and taken before Pilate but during questioning there is a bit of
but during questioning there is a bit of
but during questioning there is a bit of confusion regarding a certain character
confusion regarding a certain character
confusion regarding a certain character and his unfortunate name when I say the
and his unfortunate name when I say the
and his unfortunate name when I say the name because remember kids when
name because remember kids when
name because remember kids when discussing VIPs never burst out laughing
discussing VIPs never burst out laughing
discussing VIPs never burst out laughing even if their name is incontinent eeeh
incontinent your buttocks what’s
incontinent your buttocks what’s actually number six bring out your dead
actually number six bring out your dead
actually number six bring out your dead Monty Python and the Holy Grail bring
Monty Python and the Holy Grail bring
Monty Python and the Holy Grail bring out gooded the plague is nothing to be
out gooded the plague is nothing to be
out gooded the plague is nothing to be sniffed at after all disease has killed
sniffed at after all disease has killed
sniffed at after all disease has killed millions over the centuries so why does
millions over the centuries so why does
millions over the centuries so why does the scene have his laughing our asses
the scene have his laughing our asses
the scene have his laughing our asses off I’m not dead
off I’m not dead
off I’m not dead yeah he says he’s not dead yes you know
yeah he says he’s not dead yes you know
yeah he says he’s not dead yes you know he isn’t well he will be soon he’s very
he isn’t well he will be soon he’s very
he isn’t well he will be soon he’s very ill I’m getting better no you’re not
ill I’m getting better no you’re not
ill I’m getting better no you’re not you’ll be stone dead in a moment one of
you’ll be stone dead in a moment one of
you’ll be stone dead in a moment one of the funniest moments from the opening of
the funniest moments from the opening of
the funniest moments from the opening of the film it makes us wonder how many of
the film it makes us wonder how many of
the film it makes us wonder how many of ye old England’s peasants were taken out
ye old England’s peasants were taken out
ye old England’s peasants were taken out like this there’s no something you can
like this there’s no something you can
like this there’s no something you can do I feel happy I feel happy ah
do I feel happy I feel happy ah
do I feel happy I feel happy ah please free my soul see you thirsty
please free my soul see you thirsty
please free my soul see you thirsty right number 5 the bridge of death Monty
right number 5 the bridge of death Monty
right number 5 the bridge of death Monty Python and the Holy Grail damages the
Python and the Holy Grail damages the
Python and the Holy Grail damages the bridge of death facing their final
bridge of death facing their final
bridge of death facing their final challenge before finding the Grail
challenge before finding the Grail
challenge before finding the Grail Arthur and his Knights encounter an
Arthur and his Knights encounter an
Arthur and his Knights encounter an ancient bridge and it’s crooked Guardian
ancient bridge and it’s crooked Guardian
ancient bridge and it’s crooked Guardian who approaches the bridge of death my
who approaches the bridge of death my
who approaches the bridge of death my son sent me these questions three the
son sent me these questions three the
son sent me these questions three the other side easy to pass they each must
other side easy to pass they each must
other side easy to pass they each must answer some questions
answer some questions
answer some questions what is your favorite color blue fight
what is your favorite color blue fight
what is your favorite color blue fight fuck you go oh thank you
fuck you go oh thank you
fuck you go oh thank you some do well there is not so much what
some do well there is not so much what
some do well there is not so much what is a capitalist area I don’t know that
but in the end
but in the end Arthur pulls through with what is quite
Arthur pulls through with what is quite
Arthur pulls through with what is quite possibly the weirdest joke set up ever
possibly the weirdest joke set up ever
possibly the weirdest joke set up ever what do you mean African or European
what do you mean African or European
what do you mean African or European swallow I don’t know that do so much
swallow I don’t know that do so much
swallow I don’t know that do so much fish swallows well you have to know
fish swallows well you have to know
fish swallows well you have to know these things when you’re a king you now
these things when you’re a king you now
these things when you’re a king you now number four the bright side of life
number four the bright side of life
number four the bright side of life Monty Python’s Life of Brian always look
Monty Python’s Life of Brian always look
Monty Python’s Life of Brian always look on the bright side of life this has got
on the bright side of life this has got
on the bright side of life this has got to be one of the most quoted and loved
to be one of the most quoted and loved
to be one of the most quoted and loved parts of the pythons entire catalogue
parts of the pythons entire catalogue
parts of the pythons entire catalogue blaspheming as always the cast earns the
blaspheming as always the cast earns the
blaspheming as always the cast earns the quintessential Christian moment into one
quintessential Christian moment into one
quintessential Christian moment into one hell of a catchy tune the Gabba you’ll
hell of a catchy tune the Gabba you’ll
hell of a catchy tune the Gabba you’ll see give the audience a quick enjoy
after you’re done scratching your head
after you’re done scratching your head as to why men nailed to wooden crosses
as to why men nailed to wooden crosses
as to why men nailed to wooden crosses are having a merry whistle you’ll find
are having a merry whistle you’ll find
are having a merry whistle you’ll find yourself joining in there’s no helping
yourself joining in there’s no helping
yourself joining in there’s no helping at this scene and song are timeless
number three
number three sex ed Monty Python’s the meaning of
sex ed Monty Python’s the meaning of
sex ed Monty Python’s the meaning of life six-six-six where where we sexual
life six-six-six where where we sexual
life six-six-six where where we sexual education can be boring and
education can be boring and
education can be boring and uncomfortable at the best of times
uncomfortable at the best of times
uncomfortable at the best of times consider yourself lucky you weren’t in
consider yourself lucky you weren’t in
consider yourself lucky you weren’t in this class name two ways of getting them
this class name two ways of getting them
this class name two ways of getting them flowing Watson rubbing the clitoris up
flowing Watson rubbing the clitoris up
flowing Watson rubbing the clitoris up what’s wrong with a kiss boy hmm in this
what’s wrong with a kiss boy hmm in this
what’s wrong with a kiss boy hmm in this scene John Cleese demonstrates the
scene John Cleese demonstrates the
scene John Cleese demonstrates the standard form and positioning of sex
standard form and positioning of sex
standard form and positioning of sex with a practical demonstration the man
with a practical demonstration the man
with a practical demonstration the man now starts making thrusting movements
now starts making thrusting movements
now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area moving the penis up
with his pelvic area moving the penis up
with his pelvic area moving the penis up and down inside the vagina so put it
and down inside the vagina so put it
and down inside the vagina so put it there boy put it there on the table you
there boy put it there on the table you
there boy put it there on the table you have to give credit to this teacher
have to give credit to this teacher
have to give credit to this teacher though even when boning his wife he’ll
though even when boning his wife he’ll
though even when boning his wife he’ll still maintain discipline in his class
still maintain discipline in his class
still maintain discipline in his class now as the sexual excitement mounts
now as the sexual excitement mounts
now as the sexual excitement mounts what’s funny Biggs oh nothing sir how do
what’s funny Biggs oh nothing sir how do
what’s funny Biggs oh nothing sir how do please share your little joke for the
please share your little joke for the
please share your little joke for the rest of us I mean obviously something
rest of us I mean obviously something
rest of us I mean obviously something frightfully funny is going on number two
frightfully funny is going on number two
frightfully funny is going on number two the Holy Hand Grenade and the killer
the Holy Hand Grenade and the killer
the Holy Hand Grenade and the killer bunny monty python and the holy grail
bunny monty python and the holy grail
bunny monty python and the holy grail for the entrance to this cave is guarded
for the entrance to this cave is guarded
for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so far so cool but no man
by a creature so far so cool but no man
by a creature so far so cool but no man yet has fought with it unlived these two
yet has fought with it unlived these two
yet has fought with it unlived these two are just gems and they happen in the
are just gems and they happen in the
are just gems and they happen in the same scene so we thought we’d throw them
same scene so we thought we’d throw them
same scene so we thought we’d throw them in together right keep me covered
in together right keep me covered
in together right keep me covered what weird just keep me covered Arthur
what weird just keep me covered Arthur
what weird just keep me covered Arthur and his crew are closing in on the Grail
and his crew are closing in on the Grail
and his crew are closing in on the Grail but are stopped in their tracks by a
but are stopped in their tracks by a
but are stopped in their tracks by a fearsome creature heavy what behind the
fearsome creature heavy what behind the
fearsome creature heavy what behind the rabbit is that sceptical at first
rabbit is that sceptical at first
rabbit is that sceptical at first Arthur sends in one of his knights to
Arthur sends in one of his knights to
Arthur sends in one of his knights to take care of it how does that turn out
that’s correct
that’s correct how to deal with such a menace blow the
how to deal with such a menace blow the
how to deal with such a menace blow the hell out of it of course and no weapon
hell out of it of course and no weapon
hell out of it of course and no weapon is more suited for the task than the
is more suited for the task than the
is more suited for the task than the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toasty
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toasty
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toasty before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions this
here are a few honorable mentions this
here are a few honorable mentions this bloke bond angle okay cool
bloke bond angle okay cool
bloke bond angle okay cool yes yeah yes yes yeah yeah yes yes yes
yes yeah yes yes yeah yeah yes yes yes
yes yeah yes yes yeah yeah yes yes yes well this is nothing to worry about no
well this is nothing to worry about no
well this is nothing to worry about no this is I’ve got no option but to sell
this is I’ve got no option but to sell
this is I’ve got no option but to sell you all four scientific experiments help
you all four scientific experiments help
you all four scientific experiments help help I’m being repressed Oh wish I’d
help I’m being repressed Oh wish I’d
help I’m being repressed Oh wish I’d been a girly just like my dear papa you
been a girly just like my dear papa you
been a girly just like my dear papa you must cut down the mightiest tree in the
must cut down the mightiest tree in the
must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wait a hurry
forest wait a hurry
forest wait a hurry number one the Black Knights flesh-wound
number one the Black Knights flesh-wound
number one the Black Knights flesh-wound Monty Python and the Holy Grail none
Monty Python and the Holy Grail none
Monty Python and the Holy Grail none shall pass
shall pass
shall pass what none shall pass could be anything
what none shall pass could be anything
what none shall pass could be anything else
else
else he’s the iconic character that can’t be
he’s the iconic character that can’t be
he’s the iconic character that can’t be slain by any man but he sure as hell can
slain by any man but he sure as hell can
slain by any man but he sure as hell can get dismembered now stand aside worthy
get dismembered now stand aside worthy
get dismembered now stand aside worthy adversary tis but a scratch a scratch
adversary tis but a scratch a scratch
adversary tis but a scratch a scratch your arms off now it isn’t Arthur on his
your arms off now it isn’t Arthur on his
your arms off now it isn’t Arthur on his way to recruit his Knights encounters a
way to recruit his Knights encounters a
way to recruit his Knights encounters a deadly warrior clad in black when the
deadly warrior clad in black when the
deadly warrior clad in black when the Kings proposition to join his group has
Kings proposition to join his group has
Kings proposition to join his group has declined but to engage in a fearsome
declined but to engage in a fearsome
declined but to engage in a fearsome fight leading to a whole lot of limbs
fight leading to a whole lot of limbs
fight leading to a whole lot of limbs getting sliced you stupid bastard you’ve
getting sliced you stupid bastard you’ve
getting sliced you stupid bastard you’ve got the arms left yes I have look just a
got the arms left yes I have look just a
got the arms left yes I have look just a flesh wound after some big talk and
flesh wound after some big talk and
flesh wound after some big talk and bigger sword swings the immortal Knight
bigger sword swings the immortal Knight
bigger sword swings the immortal Knight is left in a rather awkward position
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