any monkey business is ill-advised any questions words can sting and words can
questions words can sting and words can
questions words can sting and words can scar but right now we’re only concerned
scar but right now we’re only concerned
scar but right now we’re only concerned with the latter is Barry Manilow know
with the latter is Barry Manilow know
with the latter is Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe welcome to
that you raid his wardrobe welcome to
that you raid his wardrobe welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten memorable
down our picks for the top ten memorable
down our picks for the top ten memorable movie insults for this list we’re
movie insults for this list we’re
movie insults for this list we’re focusing on the cinematic slurs that
focusing on the cinematic slurs that
focusing on the cinematic slurs that we’ve never been able to forget you’re
we’ve never been able to forget you’re
we’ve never been able to forget you’re so ugly you could be a modern art
so ugly you could be a modern art
so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece insults are all manner of
masterpiece insults are all manner of
masterpiece insults are all manner of things but to make this list they have
things but to make this list they have
things but to make this list they have to be memorable but not too funny
to be memorable but not too funny
to be memorable but not too funny because we’ve also got a list of the top
because we’ve also got a list of the top
because we’ve also got a list of the top 10 funniest movie insults you are a
10 funniest movie insults you are a
10 funniest movie insults you are a smelly pirate hooker and not too rude
smelly pirate hooker and not too rude
smelly pirate hooker and not too rude because we’ve also got a list of the top
because we’ve also got a list of the top
because we’ve also got a list of the top 10 obscene movie insults what’s your
10 obscene movie insults what’s your
10 obscene movie insults what’s your name you that’s my name well that’s just
name you that’s my name well that’s just
name you that’s my name well that’s just it see I I don’t feel that I made a
it see I I don’t feel that I made a
it see I I don’t feel that I made a mistake number 10
mistake number 10
mistake number 10 nothing swimming with sharks I would
nothing swimming with sharks I would
nothing swimming with sharks I would appreciate it if you didn’t yell at me
appreciate it if you didn’t yell at me
appreciate it if you didn’t yell at me in front of the entire office excuse me
in front of the entire office excuse me
in front of the entire office excuse me what to kick things off is some abuse
what to kick things off is some abuse
what to kick things off is some abuse that’s brilliantly built up and expertly
that’s brilliantly built up and expertly
that’s brilliantly built up and expertly laid down oh you disapprove Kevin
laid down oh you disapprove Kevin
laid down oh you disapprove Kevin Spacey’s buddy could have stopped at any
Spacey’s buddy could have stopped at any
Spacey’s buddy could have stopped at any moment but rather than lessen the blow
moment but rather than lessen the blow
moment but rather than lessen the blow he opts for foul mouth and free flow
he opts for foul mouth and free flow
he opts for foul mouth and free flow what did I tell you the first day your
what did I tell you the first day your
what did I tell you the first day your thoughts are nothing no one likes to be
thoughts are nothing no one likes to be
thoughts are nothing no one likes to be reminded that they’re nothing but this
reminded that they’re nothing but this
reminded that they’re nothing but this is beyond even that what do you think
is beyond even that what do you think
is beyond even that what do you think you why you shot face a little punk when
you why you shot face a little punk when
you why you shot face a little punk when your boss cares more for his own human
your boss cares more for his own human
your boss cares more for his own human waste than he does for you and something
waste than he does for you and something
waste than he does for you and something has gone seriously seriously wrong you
has gone seriously seriously wrong you
has gone seriously seriously wrong you are nothing if you were in my toilet
are nothing if you were in my toilet
are nothing if you were in my toilet bowl I wouldn’t bother flushing it my
bowl I wouldn’t bother flushing it my
bowl I wouldn’t bother flushing it my bath mat means more to me than you see
bath mat means more to me than you see
bath mat means more to me than you see this this means more to the office than
this this means more to the office than
this this means more to the office than you and yet do you hear any complaints
you and yet do you hear any complaints
you and yet do you hear any complaints when I do this these pencils more
when I do this these pencils more
when I do this these pencils more important these pens more important
important these pens more important
important these pens more important these paperclips more important you
these paperclips more important you
these paperclips more important you miserable little cry-baby
miserable little cry-baby
miserable little cry-baby what are you going s to Halloween
what are you going s to Halloween
what are you going s to Halloween go to strip it all away number nine
go to strip it all away number nine
go to strip it all away number nine penis breath et the extra-terrestrial
penis breath et the extra-terrestrial
penis breath et the extra-terrestrial not that we don’t believe you ready
not that we don’t believe you ready
not that we don’t believe you ready where is room I swear friction during
where is room I swear friction during
where is room I swear friction during family time can often lead to insult
family time can often lead to insult
family time can often lead to insult gold and around the table at Elliot’s
gold and around the table at Elliot’s
gold and around the table at Elliot’s house it’s 24 karat barbs all the way no
house it’s 24 karat barbs all the way no
house it’s 24 karat barbs all the way no one will believe in aliens and our hero
one will believe in aliens and our hero
one will believe in aliens and our hero is angry maybe you just probably imagine
is angry maybe you just probably imagine
is angry maybe you just probably imagine I’ve imagined it what better way to
I’ve imagined it what better way to
I’ve imagined it what better way to silence critics than to scream the
silence critics than to scream the
silence critics than to scream the rudest words you know maybe there’s a
rudest words you know maybe there’s a
rudest words you know maybe there’s a pervert or deformed kid or something fun
pervert or deformed kid or something fun
pervert or deformed kid or something fun Oh a young drew Barrymore is the
Oh a young drew Barrymore is the
Oh a young drew Barrymore is the gobsmacked baby sister but this scene
gobsmacked baby sister but this scene
gobsmacked baby sister but this scene belongs to Elliot the young tuck talkin
belongs to Elliot the young tuck talkin
belongs to Elliot the young tuck talkin man of the house maybe an elf or
man of the house maybe an elf or
man of the house maybe an elf or leprechaun
sit down oh oh come in let me go sale
sit down oh oh come in let me go sale number eight shinebox Goodfellas watch
number eight shinebox Goodfellas watch
number eight shinebox Goodfellas watch this – what nice to see you little
this – what nice to see you little
this – what nice to see you little cricket hey I know you’re my life he
cricket hey I know you’re my life he
cricket hey I know you’re my life he didn’t mean to offend him I’m not
didn’t mean to offend him I’m not
didn’t mean to offend him I’m not breaking your balls a little bit that’s
breaking your balls a little bit that’s
breaking your balls a little bit that’s all Yeah right Billy batts is in supreme
all Yeah right Billy batts is in supreme
all Yeah right Billy batts is in supreme control here and he wants everyone to
control here and he wants everyone to
control here and he wants everyone to know the score I used to comb spit shine
know the score I used to comb spit shine
know the score I used to comb spit shine cop yeah I swear to God I can make your
cop yeah I swear to God I can make your
cop yeah I swear to God I can make your shoes look like myris Tommy is lower
shoes look like myris Tommy is lower
shoes look like myris Tommy is lower than him he’s the errand boy the gofer
than him he’s the errand boy the gofer
than him he’s the errand boy the gofer and he always will be his arrogance
and he always will be his arrogance
and he always will be his arrogance though is misplaced
though is misplaced
though is misplaced since bats will pay for this job with
since bats will pay for this job with
since bats will pay for this job with his life I’m sorry I don’t know offend
his life I’m sorry I don’t know offend
his life I’m sorry I don’t know offend you I’m sorry – it’s okay dokay
you I’m sorry – it’s okay dokay
you I’m sorry – it’s okay dokay shallow but with his last moments he
shallow but with his last moments he
shallow but with his last moments he mocked his way into our memories I go
mocked his way into our memories I go
mocked his way into our memories I go home and get your shine box you listen
home and get your shine box you listen
home and get your shine box you listen yeah yeah yeah come on hey come on
yeah yeah yeah come on hey come on
yeah yeah yeah come on hey come on number seven jerk-off The Big Lebowski
number seven jerk-off The Big Lebowski
number seven jerk-off The Big Lebowski Lebowski is drunk delirious and about to
Lebowski is drunk delirious and about to
Lebowski is drunk delirious and about to be degraded beyond reasonable measure
the chief of Malibu police is proud of
the chief of Malibu police is proud of his beach community we got a nice quiet
his beach community we got a nice quiet
his beach community we got a nice quiet little beach community here and I aim to
little beach community here and I aim to
little beach community here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet but he isn’t
keep it nice and quiet but he isn’t
keep it nice and quiet but he isn’t proud of this inhabitant he doesn’t like
proud of this inhabitant he doesn’t like
proud of this inhabitant he doesn’t like the name the face the behavior
the name the face the behavior
the name the face the behavior and he especially hates the jerk-off
and he especially hates the jerk-off
and he especially hates the jerk-off nature I don’t like your jerk-off name I
nature I don’t like your jerk-off name I
nature I don’t like your jerk-off name I don’t like your trick off face I don’t
don’t like your trick off face I don’t
don’t like your trick off face I don’t like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t
like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t
like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t like you jerk-off the speech in itself
like you jerk-off the speech in itself
like you jerk-off the speech in itself is well worthy of this list but the
is well worthy of this list but the
is well worthy of this list but the coffee cup to the head that follows is
coffee cup to the head that follows is
coffee cup to the head that follows is just priceless
just priceless
just priceless I’m sorry I wasn’t listening number six
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening number six
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening number six Titans toy story
Titans toy story
Titans toy story an insult so memorable we even know the
an insult so memorable we even know the
an insult so memorable we even know the exact tone of its delivery without even
exact tone of its delivery without even
exact tone of its delivery without even thinking according to my navicomputer
thinking according to my navicomputer
thinking according to my navicomputer shut up just shut up Tom Hanks and Tim
shut up just shut up Tom Hanks and Tim
shut up just shut up Tom Hanks and Tim Allen do not hit it off as this cowboy
Allen do not hit it off as this cowboy
Allen do not hit it off as this cowboy spaceman duo and that rivalry is
spaceman duo and that rivalry is
spaceman duo and that rivalry is summarized in this snappy speech I’m
summarized in this snappy speech I’m
summarized in this snappy speech I’m lost
lost
lost Andy is gone they’re gonna move from
Andy is gone they’re gonna move from
Andy is gone they’re gonna move from there hazard two days and it’s all your
there hazard two days and it’s all your
there hazard two days and it’s all your fault
fault
fault my fault buzz is all-conquering
my fault buzz is all-conquering
my fault buzz is all-conquering intergalactic and slightly insane woody
intergalactic and slightly insane woody
intergalactic and slightly insane woody is unassuming old school and slightly
is unassuming old school and slightly
is unassuming old school and slightly outdated Sheriff this is no time to
outdated Sheriff this is no time to
outdated Sheriff this is no time to panic for woody this is the perfect time
panic for woody this is the perfect time
panic for woody this is the perfect time to panic
to panic
to panic for buzz it’s the perfect time for pity
for buzz it’s the perfect time for pity
for buzz it’s the perfect time for pity you are a sad strange little man and you
you are a sad strange little man and you
you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity farewell
have my pity farewell
have my pity farewell oh don’t look so bad to me hmm you look
oh don’t look so bad to me hmm you look
oh don’t look so bad to me hmm you look strong enough to pull the ears off a
strong enough to pull the ears off a
strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark number five nerf herder Star
gundark number five nerf herder Star
gundark number five nerf herder Star Wars Episode five the Empire Strikes
Wars Episode five the Empire Strikes
Wars Episode five the Empire Strikes Back
Back
Back a young Han Solo is quite the handful
a young Han Solo is quite the handful
a young Han Solo is quite the handful he’s cheeky and charming but arrogant at
he’s cheeky and charming but arrogant at
he’s cheeky and charming but arrogant at times you didn’t see us alone in the
times you didn’t see us alone in the
times you didn’t see us alone in the South passage she expressed her true
South passage she expressed her true
South passage she expressed her true feelings for me this scene is one of
feelings for me this scene is one of
feelings for me this scene is one of those such times but Leia deals with it
those such times but Leia deals with it
those such times but Leia deals with it in marvellous fashion one who herds
in marvellous fashion one who herds
in marvellous fashion one who herds nerfs is one without brains in Star Wars
nerfs is one without brains in Star Wars
nerfs is one without brains in Star Wars peak and Harrison Ford’s bemused
peak and Harrison Ford’s bemused
peak and Harrison Ford’s bemused expression is perfectly timed you
expression is perfectly timed you
expression is perfectly timed you stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking
stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking
stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder
nerf-herder
nerf-herder that he should be most hurt by
that he should be most hurt by
that he should be most hurt by scruffy-looking is further testament to
scruffy-looking is further testament to
scruffy-looking is further testament to his lovably enlarged ego who’s
his lovably enlarged ego who’s
his lovably enlarged ego who’s scruffy-looking
number four this is your lucky day
number four this is your lucky day Riya me go
it’s 4th on our list but 3 is the magic
it’s 4th on our list but 3 is the magic number here Steve Martin leads his gang
number here Steve Martin leads his gang
number here Steve Martin leads his gang of make-do Mexicans into battle with a
of make-do Mexicans into battle with a
of make-do Mexicans into battle with a tirade of abuse for these moms I don’t
tirade of abuse for these moms I don’t
tirade of abuse for these moms I don’t know and this memorable insult leaves
know and this memorable insult leaves
know and this memorable insult leaves its subjects as confused as we are you
its subjects as confused as we are you
its subjects as confused as we are you sons of a motherless goat a motherless
sons of a motherless goat a motherless
sons of a motherless goat a motherless goat what even is that an answer to that
goat what even is that an answer to that
goat what even is that an answer to that question it’s a universal racial slur
question it’s a universal racial slur
question it’s a universal racial slur but for the moment and the movie it’s
but for the moment and the movie it’s
but for the moment and the movie it’s the third component of a three-part
the third component of a three-part
the third component of a three-part insult that’s impossible to miss
insult that’s impossible to miss
insult that’s impossible to miss remember slime eating dogs you
remember slime eating dogs you
remember slime eating dogs you scum-sucking pigs you sons of a
scum-sucking pigs you sons of a
scum-sucking pigs you sons of a motherless goat son of a motherless goat
number three
number three poultry problems back to the future part
poultry problems back to the future part
poultry problems back to the future part 2 party you’ve got to come back with me
2 party you’ve got to come back with me
2 party you’ve got to come back with me we’re back to the future Marty McFly can
we’re back to the future Marty McFly can
we’re back to the future Marty McFly can cope with mad scientists he’s okay with
cope with mad scientists he’s okay with
cope with mad scientists he’s okay with time-travel and he can even deal with
time-travel and he can even deal with
time-travel and he can even deal with kissing his mom but if you call him
kissing his mom but if you call him
kissing his mom but if you call him chicken you had better watch out
chicken you had better watch out
chicken you had better watch out What’s Wrong McFly chicken this insult
What’s Wrong McFly chicken this insult
What’s Wrong McFly chicken this insult is as memorable for the reaction as it
is as memorable for the reaction as it
is as memorable for the reaction as it is for the delivery what did you call me
is for the delivery what did you call me
is for the delivery what did you call me Griff
chicken massage nobody calls me chicken
chicken massage nobody calls me chicken it’s used everywhere every day at least
it’s used everywhere every day at least
it’s used everywhere every day at least by us and that’s largely thanks to this
by us and that’s largely thanks to this
by us and that’s largely thanks to this movie
movie
movie your father’s biggest problem Marlene is
your father’s biggest problem Marlene is
your father’s biggest problem Marlene is that he loses all self-control but
that he loses all self-control but
that he loses all self-control but someone calls him chicken how many times
someone calls him chicken how many times
someone calls him chicken how many times have we heard it George mom I can’t let
have we heard it George mom I can’t let
have we heard it George mom I can’t let him think I’m chicken you’re right
him think I’m chicken you’re right
him think I’m chicken you’re right the DeLorean takes us back to the future
the DeLorean takes us back to the future
the DeLorean takes us back to the future and this insult takes us back to basics
and this insult takes us back to basics
and this insult takes us back to basics chicken that’s it isn’t sometimes you
chicken that’s it isn’t sometimes you
chicken that’s it isn’t sometimes you got to minimize to maximize nobody calls
got to minimize to maximize nobody calls
got to minimize to maximize nobody calls me
me
me I am gunnery sergeant Hartman your
I am gunnery sergeant Hartman your
I am gunnery sergeant Hartman your senior drill instructor number two
senior drill instructor number two
senior drill instructor number two drills and discipline full-metal-jacket
drills and discipline full-metal-jacket
drills and discipline full-metal-jacket and the first and last words out of your
and the first and last words out of your
and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be served
filthy sewers will be served
filthy sewers will be served hey you maggots understand that this
hey you maggots understand that this
hey you maggots understand that this partly scripted mostly improvised
partly scripted mostly improvised
partly scripted mostly improvised inspection of the troops is minutes upon
inspection of the troops is minutes upon
inspection of the troops is minutes upon minutes of pure cinematic splendor there
minutes of pure cinematic splendor there
minutes of pure cinematic splendor there you are all equally worthless and my
you are all equally worthless and my
you are all equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all non hackers
orders are to weed out all non hackers
orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack together serving my
who do not pack together serving my
who do not pack together serving my beloved car no one is safe with our lee
beloved car no one is safe with our lee
beloved car no one is safe with our lee ermey pacing the line as the military
ermey pacing the line as the military
ermey pacing the line as the military man with a razor sharp tongue what have
man with a razor sharp tongue what have
man with a razor sharp tongue what have we got here
we got here
we got here comedian private Joker Urmi had been a
comedian private Joker Urmi had been a
comedian private Joker Urmi had been a real-life drill sergeant in the US
real-life drill sergeant in the US
real-life drill sergeant in the US Marine Corps
Marine Corps
Marine Corps so his put-downs are his own inventions
so his put-downs are his own inventions
so his put-downs are his own inventions conceived during a life of battle you at
conceived during a life of battle you at
conceived during a life of battle you at best on yourself or I will unscrew your
best on yourself or I will unscrew your
best on yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck and the
head and shit down your neck and the
head and shit down your neck and the reaction to them is quite genuine
reaction to them is quite genuine
reaction to them is quite genuine taunting doesn’t come true er than this
taunting doesn’t come true er than this
taunting doesn’t come true er than this I’m tall are you private sir five foot
I’m tall are you private sir five foot
I’m tall are you private sir five foot nine 5 foot nine I didn’t know they
nine 5 foot nine I didn’t know they
nine 5 foot nine I didn’t know they stacked shit that high before we let our
stacked shit that high before we let our
stacked shit that high before we let our top pick loose here are a few honorable
top pick loose here are a few honorable
top pick loose here are a few honorable mentions I’ll explain and I’ll use small
mentions I’ll explain and I’ll use small
mentions I’ll explain and I’ll use small words that you’ll be sure to understand
words that you’ll be sure to understand
words that you’ll be sure to understand you warthog faced buffoon look up idiots
you warthog faced buffoon look up idiots
you warthog faced buffoon look up idiots in the dictionary you know you’ll find a
in the dictionary you know you’ll find a
in the dictionary you know you’ll find a picture me know the definition of the
picture me know the definition of the
picture me know the definition of the word idiot which you are by the way
word idiot which you are by the way
word idiot which you are by the way there’s a name for you ladies but it
there’s a name for you ladies but it
there’s a name for you ladies but it isn’t used in high society outside of a
isn’t used in high society outside of a
isn’t used in high society outside of a kennel
kennel
kennel you clinking clanking clattering
you clinking clanking clattering
you clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk this guy
collection of caliginous junk this guy
collection of caliginous junk this guy wraps like his parents jerkin he sounds
wraps like his parents jerkin he sounds
wraps like his parents jerkin he sounds like Eric sermon the generic version
like Eric sermon the generic version
like Eric sermon the generic version number one epic rap battle eight miles
number one epic rap battle eight miles
number one epic rap battle eight miles he can’t even be Spanish shit wickedly
he can’t even be Spanish shit wickedly
he can’t even be Spanish shit wickedly lickity shot the Stooges rickety split
lickity shot the Stooges rickety split
lickity shot the Stooges rickety split he had one shot one opportunity and he
he had one shot one opportunity and he
he had one shot one opportunity and he absolutely nailed it mm as b-rabbit is
absolutely nailed it mm as b-rabbit is
absolutely nailed it mm as b-rabbit is the straight talkin trailer-trash new
the straight talkin trailer-trash new
the straight talkin trailer-trash new kid on the block and he will not be
kid on the block and he will not be
kid on the block and he will not be ignored
ignored
ignored edit Cory rabbit the total rate his
edit Cory rabbit the total rate his
edit Cory rabbit the total rate his opponents give good but sheedy gives
opponents give good but sheedy gives
opponents give good but sheedy gives better spitting and slurring as if his
better spitting and slurring as if his
better spitting and slurring as if his life depended on it he attacks from
life depended on it he attacks from
life depended on it he attacks from every angle and lands every punch this
every angle and lands every punch this
every angle and lands every punch this whole crowd looks suspicious it’s all
whole crowd looks suspicious it’s all
whole crowd looks suspicious it’s all dudes in here except for these bitches
dudes in here except for these bitches
dudes in here except for these bitches improvised it’s inspirational and it’s
improvised it’s inspirational and it’s
improvised it’s inspirational and it’s unforgettable he doesn’t choke and he’s
unforgettable he doesn’t choke and he’s
unforgettable he doesn’t choke and he’s our champion motto
our champion motto
our champion motto I get the seven digits from your mother
I get the seven digits from your mother
I get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow do you agree with
for a dollar tomorrow do you agree with
for a dollar tomorrow do you agree with our list laugh it up fuzzball whose
our list laugh it up fuzzball whose
our list laugh it up fuzzball whose terrific taunts have we missed it looks
terrific taunts have we missed it looks
terrific taunts have we missed it looks like you have menstrual cramps for more
like you have menstrual cramps for more
like you have menstrual cramps for more hard to forget top 10s published every
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watchmojo.com you look like an old mop you know what you’re not as popular as
you know what you’re not as popular as
you know what you’re not as popular as you think you are I’m very popular I’m
you think you are I’m very popular I’m
you think you are I’m very popular I’m sure you are
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