[Music] terminals Cuba surprise will cup meet
terminals Cuba surprise will cup meet
terminals Cuba surprise will cup meet your match won’t somebody please think
your match won’t somebody please think
your match won’t somebody please think of the children
[Music]
[Music] welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten mature movies with merchandise for kids
mature movies with merchandise for kids
mature movies with merchandise for kids this is from getting on my bad side
this is from getting on my bad side
this is from getting on my bad side you’re next John Koerner this list we’re
you’re next John Koerner this list we’re
you’re next John Koerner this list we’re looking at movies that feature elements
looking at movies that feature elements
looking at movies that feature elements you probably wouldn’t want to show to
you probably wouldn’t want to show to
you probably wouldn’t want to show to your children
your children
your children yep that ended up having tie-in
yep that ended up having tie-in
yep that ended up having tie-in merchandise released aimed directly at
merchandise released aimed directly at
merchandise released aimed directly at kitties you don’t have to be toxic to be
kitties you don’t have to be toxic to be
kitties you don’t have to be toxic to be popular but it helps number-10 Starship
popular but it helps number-10 Starship
popular but it helps number-10 Starship Troopers
Troopers
Troopers never pass up a trivet a Starship
never pass up a trivet a Starship
never pass up a trivet a Starship Troopers is a misunderstood movie whose
Troopers is a misunderstood movie whose
Troopers is a misunderstood movie whose story goes a lot deeper than humanity’s
story goes a lot deeper than humanity’s
story goes a lot deeper than humanity’s grizzly war against a bug race that
grizzly war against a bug race that
grizzly war against a bug race that seems to want to eradicate us don’t do
seems to want to eradicate us don’t do
seems to want to eradicate us don’t do your job I’ll kill you myself
your job I’ll kill you myself
your job I’ll kill you myself so yes it’s about more than just the
so yes it’s about more than just the
so yes it’s about more than just the mega violence we see on screen but that
mega violence we see on screen but that
mega violence we see on screen but that in no way makes the fact that a man is
in no way makes the fact that a man is
in no way makes the fact that a man is shot in the face and body parts are
shot in the face and body parts are
shot in the face and body parts are ripped asunder any more appropriate for
ripped asunder any more appropriate for
ripped asunder any more appropriate for the youngins that’s why it’s so amusing
the youngins that’s why it’s so amusing
the youngins that’s why it’s so amusing that toys based on the film were
that toys based on the film were
that toys based on the film were released including a miniatures game
released including a miniatures game
released including a miniatures game video games action figures and even jet
video games action figures and even jet
video games action figures and even jet toys with enticing try-me holes in the
toys with enticing try-me holes in the
toys with enticing try-me holes in the packaging for the kiddies gotta recoup
packaging for the kiddies gotta recoup
packaging for the kiddies gotta recoup that budget somehow funny how they
that budget somehow funny how they
that budget somehow funny how they always want to be friends after they rip
always want to be friends after they rip
always want to be friends after they rip your guts out that’s what I deserve
your guts out that’s what I deserve
your guts out that’s what I deserve number nine first blood push it don’t
number nine first blood push it don’t
number nine first blood push it don’t push it I’ll give you a war you will
push it I’ll give you a war you will
push it I’ll give you a war you will believe John Rambo’s first film
believe John Rambo’s first film
believe John Rambo’s first film adventure may have featured a lot less
adventure may have featured a lot less
adventure may have featured a lot less killing that a lot of people would
killing that a lot of people would
killing that a lot of people would assume but that doesn’t make it any more
assume but that doesn’t make it any more
assume but that doesn’t make it any more child-friendly than you’d expect
child-friendly than you’d expect
child-friendly than you’d expect [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you gotta become war the sequels that
you gotta become war the sequels that
you gotta become war the sequels that followed showed zero restraint in terms
followed showed zero restraint in terms
followed showed zero restraint in terms of the body count somehow a toy line was
of the body count somehow a toy line was
of the body count somehow a toy line was released featuring the character in
released featuring the character in
released featuring the character in Rambo’s world
Rambo’s world
Rambo’s world this guy’s trouble a toy line video
this guy’s trouble a toy line video
this guy’s trouble a toy line video games comics and a cartoon series where
games comics and a cartoon series where
games comics and a cartoon series where one of cinema’s most violent characters
one of cinema’s most violent characters
one of cinema’s most violent characters was somehow set up to be enjoyed by
was somehow set up to be enjoyed by
was somehow set up to be enjoyed by children water
well we guess some boardroom think tank
well we guess some boardroom think tank probably thought it’s got a GI Joe kind
probably thought it’s got a GI Joe kind
probably thought it’s got a GI Joe kind of quality to it and that’s good enough
of quality to it and that’s good enough
of quality to it and that’s good enough for this list
for this list
for this list [Music]
number eight police academy where did
number eight police academy where did you get this gun my mom gave it to me
you get this gun my mom gave it to me
you get this gun my mom gave it to me most 80s kids look back on police
most 80s kids look back on police
most 80s kids look back on police academy as part of a more innocent time
academy as part of a more innocent time
academy as part of a more innocent time but they’re wrong go back and watch the
but they’re wrong go back and watch the
but they’re wrong go back and watch the original film with your adult glasses on
original film with your adult glasses on
original film with your adult glasses on and imagine if you’d approve of showing
and imagine if you’d approve of showing
and imagine if you’d approve of showing it to your son daughter niece nephew cat
it to your son daughter niece nephew cat
it to your son daughter niece nephew cat or dog or worse your boss’s cat or dog
or dog or worse your boss’s cat or dog
or dog or worse your boss’s cat or dog already told you once
already told you once
already told you once nobody screws with me well maybe you’ll
nobody screws with me well maybe you’ll
nobody screws with me well maybe you’ll meet the right girl and all that’ll
meet the right girl and all that’ll
meet the right girl and all that’ll change it’s funny and loaded with
change it’s funny and loaded with
change it’s funny and loaded with amusing voices and wacky sound effects
amusing voices and wacky sound effects
amusing voices and wacky sound effects sure but there’s still a ton of adult
sure but there’s still a ton of adult
sure but there’s still a ton of adult humor that permeates nearly every scene
humor that permeates nearly every scene
humor that permeates nearly every scene that’s what makes it so mind-boggling
that’s what makes it so mind-boggling
that’s what makes it so mind-boggling that this franchise then spawned not
that this franchise then spawned not
that this franchise then spawned not only a toy line and comic books but also
only a toy line and comic books but also
only a toy line and comic books but also an animated series number seven Judge
an animated series number seven Judge
an animated series number seven Judge Dredd in a dystopian future where the
Dredd in a dystopian future where the
Dredd in a dystopian future where the criminal justice system we’re familiar
criminal justice system we’re familiar
criminal justice system we’re familiar with has been replaced by a corps of
with has been replaced by a corps of
with has been replaced by a corps of officers who serve as judge jury and
officers who serve as judge jury and
officers who serve as judge jury and executioner Dredd is a legendary figure
executioner Dredd is a legendary figure
executioner Dredd is a legendary figure the best thing you can do is kill me in
the best thing you can do is kill me in
the best thing you can do is kill me in the world of 90s pop culture a film
the world of 90s pop culture a film
the world of 90s pop culture a film starring a character that kills several
starring a character that kills several
starring a character that kills several people in the film’s opening was
people in the film’s opening was
people in the film’s opening was apparently a good fit for a toy line for
apparently a good fit for a toy line for
apparently a good fit for a toy line for kids the action that played out
kids the action that played out
kids the action that played out on-screen was not nearly as severe as it
on-screen was not nearly as severe as it
on-screen was not nearly as severe as it could have been given the source
could have been given the source
could have been given the source material but there is still little
material but there is still little
material but there is still little question that Dredd was not meant for
question that Dredd was not meant for
question that Dredd was not meant for children
impressive his nostrils are they consume
impressive his nostrils are they consume number six predator what predator is one
number six predator what predator is one
number six predator what predator is one of the best action movies of the 80s or
of the best action movies of the 80s or
of the best action movies of the 80s or any decade and many many people collect
any decade and many many people collect
any decade and many many people collect figures based on the film’s characters
figures based on the film’s characters
figures based on the film’s characters to this day most of those collectors
to this day most of those collectors
to this day most of those collectors however are full-grown adults who can
however are full-grown adults who can
however are full-grown adults who can deal with a film about an alien creature
deal with a film about an alien creature
deal with a film about an alien creature who methodically hunts down kills and
who methodically hunts down kills and
who methodically hunts down kills and butchers army men and future state
butchers army men and future state
butchers army men and future state governors to collect their skulls that
didn’t stop a toy company from marketing
didn’t stop a toy company from marketing a series of toys featuring the r-rated
a series of toys featuring the r-rated
a series of toys featuring the r-rated alien creature to a g-rated audience
alien creature to a g-rated audience
alien creature to a g-rated audience clan leader attacks with whipping
clan leader attacks with whipping
clan leader attacks with whipping dreadlocks that is unless you think
dreadlocks that is unless you think
dreadlocks that is unless you think adults would go wild for a
adults would go wild for a
adults would go wild for a glow-in-the-dark spear firing action
glow-in-the-dark spear firing action
glow-in-the-dark spear firing action figure and stalker glowing in the dark
figure and stalker glowing in the dark
figure and stalker glowing in the dark fires his fears number 5 the toxic
fires his fears number 5 the toxic
fires his fears number 5 the toxic avenger Troma entertainment is not
avenger Troma entertainment is not
avenger Troma entertainment is not exactly your typical film studio but
exactly your typical film studio but
exactly your typical film studio but they are pretty great at making bad
they are pretty great at making bad
they are pretty great at making bad movies arguably chief among their cannon
movies arguably chief among their cannon
movies arguably chief among their cannon the toxic avenger focuses on a bookish
the toxic avenger focuses on a bookish
the toxic avenger focuses on a bookish 98-pound weakling who is chased until he
98-pound weakling who is chased until he
98-pound weakling who is chased until he falls into a drum of toxic waste which
falls into a drum of toxic waste which
falls into a drum of toxic waste which horribly mutates him
horribly mutates him
horribly mutates him [Music]
[Music]
henceforth blessed with strength he
henceforth blessed with strength he never before knew but cursed with a face
never before knew but cursed with a face
never before knew but cursed with a face that looks like it’s melting
that looks like it’s melting
that looks like it’s melting Toxie as he comes to be known kills
Toxie as he comes to be known kills
Toxie as he comes to be known kills criminals with flair action figures from
criminals with flair action figures from
criminals with flair action figures from playmates somehow that plot line
playmates somehow that plot line
playmates somehow that plot line translated into a toy line that 80s and
translated into a toy line that 80s and
translated into a toy line that 80s and 90s kids will likely remember fondly as
90s kids will likely remember fondly as
90s kids will likely remember fondly as well as comics and of course a
well as comics and of course a
well as comics and of course a family-friendly cartoon called toxic
family-friendly cartoon called toxic
family-friendly cartoon called toxic Crusaders number 4 Robocop Dead or Alive
Crusaders number 4 Robocop Dead or Alive
Crusaders number 4 Robocop Dead or Alive you’re coming with me
you’re coming with me
you’re coming with me Robocop became something of a superhero
Robocop became something of a superhero
Robocop became something of a superhero in the eyes of children everywhere due
in the eyes of children everywhere due
in the eyes of children everywhere due in large part to a TV show two animated
in large part to a TV show two animated
in large part to a TV show two animated series video games comic books and that
series video games comic books and that
series video games comic books and that time he showed up at a wrestling match
what many of those kids did not know was
what many of those kids did not know was that the film that their champion stars
that the film that their champion stars
that the film that their champion stars in is incredibly gory
in is incredibly gory
in is incredibly gory [Music]
whether it’s Murphy slow brutal death or
whether it’s Murphy slow brutal death or the moment where a grotesquely mutated
the moment where a grotesquely mutated
the moment where a grotesquely mutated bad guy is liquefied this movie is
bad guy is liquefied this movie is
bad guy is liquefied this movie is intense crime strikes to say Robocop
intense crime strikes to say Robocop
intense crime strikes to say Robocop pulls no punches is an incredible
pulls no punches is an incredible
pulls no punches is an incredible understatement so yeah a kid-friendly
understatement so yeah a kid-friendly
understatement so yeah a kid-friendly toy line seems like the way to go we’d
toy line seems like the way to go we’d
toy line seems like the way to go we’d buy that for a dollar unbeatable
buy that for a dollar unbeatable
buy that for a dollar unbeatable number three Terminator 2 Judgment Day
number three Terminator 2 Judgment Day
number three Terminator 2 Judgment Day hasta la vista baby James Cameron is one
hasta la vista baby James Cameron is one
hasta la vista baby James Cameron is one of the most successful filmmakers of all
of the most successful filmmakers of all
of the most successful filmmakers of all time and he was arguably at his best
time and he was arguably at his best
time and he was arguably at his best when he made one of the most beloved
when he made one of the most beloved
when he made one of the most beloved film sequels ever my mission is to
film sequels ever my mission is to
film sequels ever my mission is to protect you yeah who sent you you did
protect you yeah who sent you you did
protect you yeah who sent you you did combining amazing special effects that
combining amazing special effects that
combining amazing special effects that largely hold up to this day perfectly
largely hold up to this day perfectly
largely hold up to this day perfectly defined characters and a symphony of
defined characters and a symphony of
defined characters and a symphony of violence t2 has almost everything now
violence t2 has almost everything now
violence t2 has almost everything now create your own Terminator with the file
create your own Terminator with the file
create your own Terminator with the file flesh regenerator what it clearly lacks
flesh regenerator what it clearly lacks
flesh regenerator what it clearly lacks however is a narrative that many parents
however is a narrative that many parents
however is a narrative that many parents would want their kids acting out when
would want their kids acting out when
would want their kids acting out when they sit down to play Terminator fine
they sit down to play Terminator fine
they sit down to play Terminator fine back got to paunch Oren corner of course
back got to paunch Oren corner of course
back got to paunch Oren corner of course we’re guessing by this point in the list
we’re guessing by this point in the list
we’re guessing by this point in the list that you figured out that means it was
that you figured out that means it was
that you figured out that means it was perfect material for comics writers
perfect material for comics writers
perfect material for comics writers video game producers and toy makers
video game producers and toy makers
video game producers and toy makers terminator deploys his secret weapon
terminator deploys his secret weapon
terminator deploys his secret weapon hasta LaVista baby terminated number two
hasta LaVista baby terminated number two
hasta LaVista baby terminated number two alien dinner presents shoo alien
alien dinner presents shoo alien
alien dinner presents shoo alien Ridley Scott’s alien is a masterwork
Ridley Scott’s alien is a masterwork
Ridley Scott’s alien is a masterwork intention highlighted by one of the
intention highlighted by one of the
intention highlighted by one of the scariest scenes featuring a newborn
scariest scenes featuring a newborn
scariest scenes featuring a newborn alien that you’ll ever see its sequel
alien that you’ll ever see its sequel
alien that you’ll ever see its sequel aliens opted instead to pump up the
aliens opted instead to pump up the
aliens opted instead to pump up the action and used a seemingly endless
action and used a seemingly endless
action and used a seemingly endless supply of Xenomorphs to get our hearts
supply of Xenomorphs to get our hearts
supply of Xenomorphs to get our hearts pumping
either films toy line had potential to
either films toy line had potential to make the cut but it’s a combination of
make the cut but it’s a combination of
make the cut but it’s a combination of the r-rated terror the first film heaped
the r-rated terror the first film heaped
the r-rated terror the first film heaped on audiences and the disastrous 18-inch
on audiences and the disastrous 18-inch
on audiences and the disastrous 18-inch action figure released by Kenner that
action figure released by Kenner that
action figure released by Kenner that made the grave quickly recalled due to
made the grave quickly recalled due to
made the grave quickly recalled due to parental pressure and its tendency to
parental pressure and its tendency to
parental pressure and its tendency to break this toy tie-in was an unmitigated
break this toy tie-in was an unmitigated
break this toy tie-in was an unmitigated failure but today it’s a highly
failure but today it’s a highly
failure but today it’s a highly sought-after collectible so we guess
sought-after collectible so we guess
sought-after collectible so we guess that’s something alien action figure you
that’s something alien action figure you
that’s something alien action figure you from Jenner before we reveal our number
from Jenner before we reveal our number
from Jenner before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable
one pick here are some honorable
one pick here are some honorable mentions evildoers everywhere number one
mentions evildoers everywhere number one
mentions evildoers everywhere number one Conan the Barbarian crush your enemies
Conan the Barbarian crush your enemies
Conan the Barbarian crush your enemies see them driven before you they had a
see them driven before you they had a
see them driven before you they had a lamentation of the women
lamentation of the women
lamentation of the women that’s Conan’s reply when he’s asked
that’s Conan’s reply when he’s asked
that’s Conan’s reply when he’s asked what’s best in life the movie that
what’s best in life the movie that
what’s best in life the movie that launched arnold schwarzenegger to
launched arnold schwarzenegger to
launched arnold schwarzenegger to worldwide fame it’s a film rife with
worldwide fame it’s a film rife with
worldwide fame it’s a film rife with lunch box sticker moments such as when
lunch box sticker moments such as when
lunch box sticker moments such as when he punches a horse as sexy times with a
he punches a horse as sexy times with a
he punches a horse as sexy times with a witch and kills like he was bred to do
witch and kills like he was bred to do
witch and kills like he was bred to do it which to be fair he kind of was now
it which to be fair he kind of was now
it which to be fair he kind of was now go down in the evil rapmon faced off
go down in the evil rapmon faced off
go down in the evil rapmon faced off with giant bat medallion we can totally
with giant bat medallion we can totally
with giant bat medallion we can totally see how it made sense to make a kid’s
see how it made sense to make a kid’s
see how it made sense to make a kid’s cartoon starring such a character as
cartoon starring such a character as
cartoon starring such a character as well as yep you guessed it a toy line
well as yep you guessed it a toy line
well as yep you guessed it a toy line it’s adventure beyond imagination danger
it’s adventure beyond imagination danger
it’s adventure beyond imagination danger beyond your wildest dreams and action
beyond your wildest dreams and action
beyond your wildest dreams and action bigger than you’ve ever seen before what
bigger than you’ve ever seen before what
bigger than you’ve ever seen before what makes this all even crazier is that the
makes this all even crazier is that the
makes this all even crazier is that the animated series and action figures
animated series and action figures
animated series and action figures weren’t actually even that bad and in
weren’t actually even that bad and in
weren’t actually even that bad and in the case of the cartoon at least was
the case of the cartoon at least was
the case of the cartoon at least was perfectly age-appropriate
do you agree with our list
do you agree with our list what mature movie merch did you play
what mature movie merch did you play
what mature movie merch did you play with as a kid come in Mahoney for more
with as a kid come in Mahoney for more
with as a kid come in Mahoney for more film top 10s published every day be sure
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help look to the horizon and maybe just
help look to the horizon and maybe just maybe the toxic avenger will be then
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