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Top 10 Mainstream Movies That Sound Like Porn Movies


how do you get over the shifter Oh all

how do you get over the shifter Oh all right is the cuz it gives me more

right is the cuz it gives me more

right is the cuz it gives me more because you wouldn’t want to disrupt the

because you wouldn’t want to disrupt the

because you wouldn’t want to disrupt the synchromesh sometimes a film’s title can

synchromesh sometimes a film’s title can

synchromesh sometimes a film’s title can blur the line between pop-culture and

blur the line between pop-culture and

blur the line between pop-culture and pornography

pornography

pornography welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten

counting down our picks for the top ten

counting down our picks for the top ten mainstream movies that sound like porn

mainstream movies that sound like porn

mainstream movies that sound like porn flicks Wars come and go but my soldiers

flicks Wars come and go but my soldiers

flicks Wars come and go but my soldiers daytime I like that who said it

daytime I like that who said it

daytime I like that who said it Jefferson Patton to pop for this list

Jefferson Patton to pop for this list

Jefferson Patton to pop for this list we’re focusing on large scale movies

we’re focusing on large scale movies

we’re focusing on large scale movies with awkward names that could easily be

with awkward names that could easily be

with awkward names that could easily be confused with low-budget films of a

confused with low-budget films of a

confused with low-budget films of a specific genre you blew up me and my

specific genre you blew up me and my

specific genre you blew up me and my shit I really like that car well you

shit I really like that car well you

shit I really like that car well you crushed my hand I really like that ham

crushed my hand I really like that ham

crushed my hand I really like that ham number 10 holes all my life I seem to be

number 10 holes all my life I seem to be

number 10 holes all my life I seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

in the wrong place at the wrong time

in the wrong place at the wrong time decades from now it’s unlikely that film

decades from now it’s unlikely that film

decades from now it’s unlikely that film scholars will hear the name of this

scholars will hear the name of this

scholars will hear the name of this Disney co-produced adventure film and

Disney co-produced adventure film and

Disney co-produced adventure film and quickly associate it with early 21st

quickly associate it with early 21st

quickly associate it with early 21st century mainstream filmmaking in fact

century mainstream filmmaking in fact

century mainstream filmmaking in fact most people today might believe holes to

most people today might believe holes to

most people today might believe holes to be a lazily named flick from the porn

be a lazily named flick from the porn

be a lazily named flick from the porn industry b.i.g

industry b.i.g

industry b.i.g what’s that spell dig with a central

what’s that spell dig with a central

what’s that spell dig with a central narrative revolving around buried

narrative revolving around buried

narrative revolving around buried treasure at Camp Green Lake the title

treasure at Camp Green Lake the title

treasure at Camp Green Lake the title simply does not do the film justice nor

simply does not do the film justice nor

simply does not do the film justice nor does it effectively sell the film to

does it effectively sell the film to

does it effectively sell the film to mainstream consumers where’s a person go

mainstream consumers where’s a person go

mainstream consumers where’s a person go to bathroom around here hey pickle ho

to bathroom around here hey pickle ho

to bathroom around here hey pickle ho and yo for obvious reasons poles is not

and yo for obvious reasons poles is not

and yo for obvious reasons poles is not exactly a first date movie as most

exactly a first date movie as most

exactly a first date movie as most wouldn’t expect an invitation to a film

wouldn’t expect an invitation to a film

wouldn’t expect an invitation to a film with such a name gotta be kidding

with such a name gotta be kidding

with such a name gotta be kidding dirty movie number nine Kiss Kiss Bang

dirty movie number nine Kiss Kiss Bang

dirty movie number nine Kiss Kiss Bang Bang how’s your mama mmm everything good

Bang how’s your mama mmm everything good

Bang how’s your mama mmm everything good believe you told you that if you are

believe you told you that if you are

believe you told you that if you are vaguely familiar with the titles of

vaguely familiar with the titles of

vaguely familiar with the titles of adult films well then you know that

adult films well then you know that

adult films well then you know that clever wordplay is part of the marketing

clever wordplay is part of the marketing

clever wordplay is part of the marketing and let’s just say this if Kiss Kiss

and let’s just say this if Kiss Kiss

and let’s just say this if Kiss Kiss Bang Bang were on demand in a hotel room

Bang Bang were on demand in a hotel room

Bang Bang were on demand in a hotel room most people wouldn’t expect a mainstream

most people wouldn’t expect a mainstream

most people wouldn’t expect a mainstream flick but something of the porno ilk I

flick but something of the porno ilk I

flick but something of the porno ilk I think that you are bluffing right now

think that you are bluffing right now

think that you are bluffing right now are you what you’re doing

are you what you’re doing

are you what you’re doing well what I’m doing for the guy who

well what I’m doing for the guy who

well what I’m doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I’m playing a little

likes to bluff is I’m playing a little

likes to bluff is I’m playing a little game called am i loving huh where is she

game called am i loving huh where is she

game called am i loving huh where is she but no this is not a clever piece of

but no this is not a clever piece of

but no this is not a clever piece of underground titling but rather a

underground titling but rather a

underground titling but rather a mainstream film written by Shane Black

mainstream film written by Shane Black

mainstream film written by Shane Black the same man behind Iron Man 3 it’s all

the same man behind Iron Man 3 it’s all

the same man behind Iron Man 3 it’s all you got

you got

you got chick chick in a cheesy one-niner

chick chick in a cheesy one-niner

chick chick in a cheesy one-niner sweetheart that could be the name of my

sweetheart that could be the name of my

sweetheart that could be the name of my autobiography it’s a tightly written

autobiography it’s a tightly written

autobiography it’s a tightly written black comedy set in the City of Angels

black comedy set in the City of Angels

black comedy set in the City of Angels and its unique name also reminds us of

and its unique name also reminds us of

and its unique name also reminds us of the 1968 musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

the 1968 musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

the 1968 musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang yet another mainstream movie that sounds

yet another mainstream movie that sounds

yet another mainstream movie that sounds like a porn flick I got up this morning

like a porn flick I got up this morning

like a porn flick I got up this morning something elephant in my pajamas

something elephant in my pajamas

something elephant in my pajamas how we ever goddess of my pajamas I

how we ever goddess of my pajamas I

how we ever goddess of my pajamas I shall never know number 8 shaft in

shall never know number 8 shaft in

shall never know number 8 shaft in Africa how long is your fellows mr.

Africa how long is your fellows mr.

Africa how long is your fellows mr. shott what given the cult following of

shott what given the cult following of

shott what given the cult following of this film one could argue that many

this film one could argue that many

this film one could argue that many understand the backstory of shaft in

understand the backstory of shaft in

understand the backstory of shaft in Africa even so so called blaxploitation

Africa even so so called blaxploitation

Africa even so so called blaxploitation productions are obviously not for

productions are obviously not for

productions are obviously not for everybody and certainly not one with

everybody and certainly not one with

everybody and certainly not one with such an evocative name you know how can

such an evocative name you know how can

such an evocative name you know how can I come oh no ride camel ride ass older

I come oh no ride camel ride ass older

I come oh no ride camel ride ass older generations maybe don’t recognize the

generations maybe don’t recognize the

generations maybe don’t recognize the subtext of the title but one could argue

subtext of the title but one could argue

subtext of the title but one could argue that the filmmakers knew exactly what

that the filmmakers knew exactly what

that the filmmakers knew exactly what they were doing just take a look at the

they were doing just take a look at the

they were doing just take a look at the poster for crying out loud how good are

poster for crying out loud how good are

poster for crying out loud how good are you with a stick cat named shapping will

you with a stick cat named shapping will

you with a stick cat named shapping will be bad with a stick for those not

be bad with a stick for those not

be bad with a stick for those not familiar with the franchise this was the

familiar with the franchise this was the

familiar with the franchise this was the third installment of the John shaft

third installment of the John shaft

third installment of the John shaft trilogy and when all was said and done

trilogy and when all was said and done

trilogy and when all was said and done shaft in Africa wasn’t necessarily

shaft in Africa wasn’t necessarily

shaft in Africa wasn’t necessarily remembered for the plot especially

remembered for the plot especially

remembered for the plot especially considering the lukewarm reviews but

considering the lukewarm reviews but

considering the lukewarm reviews but more likely for the questionable title

more likely for the questionable title

more likely for the questionable title next time your mother don’t bite off

next time your mother don’t bite off

next time your mother don’t bite off more than you can chew number seven

more than you can chew number seven

more than you can chew number seven winter is bone and pills helping your

winter is bone and pills helping your

winter is bone and pills helping your mama’s movie she keeps taking her say

mama’s movie she keeps taking her say

mama’s movie she keeps taking her say I’m working

I’m working

I’m working depending on where one lives the phrase

depending on where one lives the phrase

depending on where one lives the phrase winter is coming could be taken

winter is coming could be taken

winter is coming could be taken literally or figuratively much like the

literally or figuratively much like the

literally or figuratively much like the name of this critically acclaimed film

name of this critically acclaimed film

name of this critically acclaimed film starring Jennifer Lawrence spell house a

starring Jennifer Lawrence spell house a

starring Jennifer Lawrence spell house a killer

SE set in the American Ozark Mountains

SE set in the American Ozark Mountains the movies title references someone

the movies title references someone

the movies title references someone determined to find what they’re looking

determined to find what they’re looking

determined to find what they’re looking for like a hungry dog in search of a

for like a hungry dog in search of a

for like a hungry dog in search of a Winter’s Bone

Winter’s Bone

Winter’s Bone he won’t his bones you set that down and

he won’t his bones you set that down and

he won’t his bones you set that down and come along but had one never heard of

come along but had one never heard of

come along but had one never heard of this indie hit one could easily

this indie hit one could easily

this indie hit one could easily correlate the title with a low scale

correlate the title with a low scale

correlate the title with a low scale production of the sexy variety

production of the sexy variety

production of the sexy variety unsurprisingly

unsurprisingly

unsurprisingly there has never been a Winter’s Bone –

there has never been a Winter’s Bone –

there has never been a Winter’s Bone – at least not in the mainstream film

at least not in the mainstream film

at least not in the mainstream film industry bad ideas been said already got

industry bad ideas been said already got

industry bad ideas been said already got any others help me I nobody said that a

any others help me I nobody said that a

any others help me I nobody said that a day it ever number-6 stand and deliver

we discuss sex I have to give sex with

we discuss sex I have to give sex with homework the late 80s were a chaotic

homework the late 80s were a chaotic

homework the late 80s were a chaotic time in Hollywood and just behind the

time in Hollywood and just behind the

time in Hollywood and just behind the famous Hollywood sign numerous sexually

famous Hollywood sign numerous sexually

famous Hollywood sign numerous sexually explicit films were produced throughout

explicit films were produced throughout

explicit films were produced throughout the San Fernando Valley but when we talk

the San Fernando Valley but when we talk

the San Fernando Valley but when we talk about someone like Lou Diamond Phillips

about someone like Lou Diamond Phillips

about someone like Lou Diamond Phillips he was nowhere near that industry

he was nowhere near that industry

he was nowhere near that industry especially after his 1987 hit la Bamba

but despite the deeply moving drama and

but despite the deeply moving drama and based on a true story narrative of Stand

based on a true story narrative of Stand

based on a true story narrative of Stand and Deliver

and Deliver

and Deliver the film could in fact be mistaken for

the film could in fact be mistaken for

the film could in fact be mistaken for what’s commonly known as a porno

what’s commonly known as a porno

what’s commonly known as a porno particularly considering its relatively

particularly considering its relatively

particularly considering its relatively small budget stay awake as you’re waking

small budget stay awake as you’re waking

small budget stay awake as you’re waking up wake up this morning how are you

up wake up this morning how are you

up wake up this morning how are you bring toothpicks to pinch open your eyes

bring toothpicks to pinch open your eyes

bring toothpicks to pinch open your eyes you understand what I mean Jenny yet Lou

you understand what I mean Jenny yet Lou

you understand what I mean Jenny yet Lou Diamond Phillips & Company quelled

Diamond Phillips & Company quelled

Diamond Phillips & Company quelled concerns about the title in a way as the

concerns about the title in a way as the

concerns about the title in a way as the film ultimately found mainstream success

film ultimately found mainstream success

film ultimately found mainstream success and was selected for preservation in the

and was selected for preservation in the

and was selected for preservation in the National Film registry do you want me to

National Film registry do you want me to

National Film registry do you want me to for you yes you’re supposed to say no

for you yes you’re supposed to say no

for you yes you’re supposed to say no well I’m gonna have to get tap bullets

well I’m gonna have to get tap bullets

well I’m gonna have to get tap bullets are gonna have to start flying we’re

are gonna have to start flying we’re

are gonna have to start flying we’re gonna have to work right through

gonna have to work right through

gonna have to work right through Christmas break okay number five Dirty

Christmas break okay number five Dirty

Christmas break okay number five Dirty Harry and anybody could tell I didn’t do

Harry and anybody could tell I didn’t do

Harry and anybody could tell I didn’t do that to him Oh

that to him Oh

that to him Oh cuz he looks too damn good that’s how

cuz he looks too damn good that’s how

cuz he looks too damn good that’s how sure the title of this Clint Eastwood

sure the title of this Clint Eastwood

sure the title of this Clint Eastwood classic is concise and certainly well

classic is concise and certainly well

classic is concise and certainly well known yet it’s still inherently

known yet it’s still inherently

known yet it’s still inherently troubling all the same in the real world

troubling all the same in the real world

troubling all the same in the real world typically nobody with the nickname Dirty

typically nobody with the nickname Dirty

typically nobody with the nickname Dirty Harry would be perceived as a suave

Harry would be perceived as a suave

Harry would be perceived as a suave character then again one might not

character then again one might not

character then again one might not expect someone named Dirk Diggler to be

expect someone named Dirk Diggler to be

expect someone named Dirk Diggler to be all that popular either of course he was

all that popular either of course he was

all that popular either of course he was a porn star in a mainstream flick in

a porn star in a mainstream flick in

a porn star in a mainstream flick in this name is just so bright so sharp

this name is just so bright so sharp

this name is just so bright so sharp that the sign it just blows up because

that the sign it just blows up because

that the sign it just blows up because the name is just so powerful

but inspector Harry Callahan the

but inspector Harry Callahan the anti-hero of Dirty Harry is most

anti-hero of Dirty Harry is most

anti-hero of Dirty Harry is most definitely not involved with the adult

definitely not involved with the adult

definitely not involved with the adult entertainment industry no this man’s

entertainment industry no this man’s

entertainment industry no this man’s luck is of a different nature and he

luck is of a different nature and he

luck is of a different nature and he plays by his own set of rules

plays by his own set of rules

plays by his own set of rules he is Dirty Harry a man of the law and a

he is Dirty Harry a man of the law and a

he is Dirty Harry a man of the law and a man with a distinctive nickname you’ve

man with a distinctive nickname you’ve

man with a distinctive nickname you’ve got to ask yourself one question do I

got to ask yourself one question do I

got to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky

feel lucky

feel lucky well do your bunk number four The Bone

well do your bunk number four The Bone

well do your bunk number four The Bone Collector if you were any more wound up

Collector if you were any more wound up

Collector if you were any more wound up give your timers in real life one does

give your timers in real life one does

give your timers in real life one does not simply drop bones around town and

not simply drop bones around town and

not simply drop bones around town and expect nobody to notice but in this

expect nobody to notice but in this

expect nobody to notice but in this thriller starring Denzel Washington and

thriller starring Denzel Washington and

thriller starring Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie the film’s antagonist

Angelina Jolie the film’s antagonist

Angelina Jolie the film’s antagonist acts out in such a way for attention yet

acts out in such a way for attention yet

acts out in such a way for attention yet when you step away from the narrative

when you step away from the narrative

when you step away from the narrative and think of just the title itself it

and think of just the title itself it

and think of just the title itself it sounds less like a mainstream drama and

sounds less like a mainstream drama and

sounds less like a mainstream drama and more like an awkward adult film

– bloody bone of course the 48 million

– bloody bone of course the 48 million dollar budget is a telling sign that

dollar budget is a telling sign that

dollar budget is a telling sign that it’s not a porn flick but not everyone

it’s not a porn flick but not everyone

it’s not a porn flick but not everyone is privy to such information when first

is privy to such information when first

is privy to such information when first learning of the film Oh to be a fly on

learning of the film Oh to be a fly on

learning of the film Oh to be a fly on the wall when Hollywood agents pitched

the wall when Hollywood agents pitched

the wall when Hollywood agents pitched The Bone Collector around Tinseltown

The Bone Collector around Tinseltown

The Bone Collector around Tinseltown cutter hands off you need the handcuffs

cutter hands off you need the handcuffs

cutter hands off you need the handcuffs I can’t no sew off my hands take off the

I can’t no sew off my hands take off the

I can’t no sew off my hands take off the cuffs number three Deep Impact biggest

cuffs number three Deep Impact biggest

cuffs number three Deep Impact biggest story in history

story in history

story in history what an ego as one of the major

what an ego as one of the major

what an ego as one of the major box-office sensations of the late 90s

box-office sensations of the late 90s

box-office sensations of the late 90s this movie was not especially praised

this movie was not especially praised

this movie was not especially praised for its plot but more so for its

for its plot but more so for its

for its plot but more so for its scientific authenticity and with a title

scientific authenticity and with a title

scientific authenticity and with a title like deep impact the producers must have

like deep impact the producers must have

like deep impact the producers must have known that they had to excel in the tech

known that they had to excel in the tech

known that they had to excel in the tech department if only to minimize the

department if only to minimize the

department if only to minimize the inevitable jokes so funny nowadays

inevitable jokes so funny nowadays

inevitable jokes so funny nowadays plenty of folks can look back on deep

plenty of folks can look back on deep

plenty of folks can look back on deep impact and appreciate the film for what

impact and appreciate the film for what

impact and appreciate the film for what it is a mainstream hit of the late 20th

it is a mainstream hit of the late 20th

it is a mainstream hit of the late 20th century but one can also reflect on that

century but one can also reflect on that

century but one can also reflect on that moment when they realized that deep

moment when they realized that deep

moment when they realized that deep impact was indeed not a porno flick it

impact was indeed not a porno flick it

impact was indeed not a porno flick it was a beautifully scored sci-fi disaster

was a beautifully scored sci-fi disaster

was a beautifully scored sci-fi disaster film with music by the late James Horner

film with music by the late James Horner

film with music by the late James Horner and direction by Meany leader we know

and direction by Meany leader we know

and direction by Meany leader we know everything nobody knows everything

everything nobody knows everything

everything nobody knows everything number 2 Free Willy let’s free Willy

number 2 Free Willy let’s free Willy

number 2 Free Willy let’s free Willy if you take him down the bank and put

if you take him down the bank and put

if you take him down the bank and put him back for what so a few of you may be

him back for what so a few of you may be

him back for what so a few of you may be curious about the inclusion of this

curious about the inclusion of this

curious about the inclusion of this entry and we understand why as not a lot

entry and we understand why as not a lot

entry and we understand why as not a lot of people still openly use the term

of people still openly use the term

of people still openly use the term Willy see Willy’s a case a very special

Willy see Willy’s a case a very special

Willy see Willy’s a case a very special case so who is it

case so who is it

case so who is it but you know what back in 1993 a phrase

but you know what back in 1993 a phrase

but you know what back in 1993 a phrase like Free Willy meant something in fact

like Free Willy meant something in fact

like Free Willy meant something in fact the words still remind many of the

the words still remind many of the

the words still remind many of the strangely titled family drama about a

strangely titled family drama about a

strangely titled family drama about a relationship between boy and Orca buddy

relationship between boy and Orca buddy

relationship between boy and Orca buddy alright dad if you’re not actually

alright dad if you’re not actually

alright dad if you’re not actually familiar with the film’s existence one

familiar with the film’s existence one

familiar with the film’s existence one may easily make a correlation between it

may easily make a correlation between it

may easily make a correlation between it and a specific genre of cinema called

and a specific genre of cinema called

and a specific genre of cinema called porn however for the mainstream film

porn however for the mainstream film

porn however for the mainstream film itself the title reflects all the

itself the title reflects all the

itself the title reflects all the innocence and wonder of the plot yet for

innocence and wonder of the plot yet for

innocence and wonder of the plot yet for a more intimate type of flick it could

a more intimate type of flick it could

a more intimate type of flick it could be associated with something entirely

be associated with something entirely

be associated with something entirely different

different

different why don’t we thank the nice people

why don’t we thank the nice people

why don’t we thank the nice people through there applause

through there applause

through there applause excuse yourself before we unveil our

excuse yourself before we unveil our

excuse yourself before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable

number one pick here are some honorable

number one pick here are some honorable mentions what’s the first rule of hero’s

mentions what’s the first rule of hero’s

mentions what’s the first rule of hero’s duty no cuts no butts no coconuts no

duty no cuts no butts no coconuts no

duty no cuts no butts no coconuts no never interfere with the first-person

never interfere with the first-person

never interfere with the first-person shooter

shooter

shooter our job is to get the gamers to the top

our job is to get the gamers to the top

our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building so they can get a medal

of that building so they can get a medal

of that building so they can get a medal and that’s it so stick to the program

and that’s it so stick to the program

and that’s it so stick to the program soldier right just I’m not sure about

soldier right just I’m not sure about

soldier right just I’m not sure about the color you’re solarized you just got

the color you’re solarized you just got

the color you’re solarized you just got to pick it up there’s an address

to pick it up there’s an address

to pick it up there’s an address it’s a campsite oops hang Brian and it’d

it’s a campsite oops hang Brian and it’d

it’s a campsite oops hang Brian and it’d be nice to city change what do you think

be nice to city change what do you think

be nice to city change what do you think is more exciting having sex stealing

is more exciting having sex stealing

is more exciting having sex stealing cars and such loosing cars um who

cars and such loosing cars um who

cars and such loosing cars um who Oh

so how’d it go while you left the ring

so how’d it go while you left the ring on your own two feet

on your own two feet

on your own two feet so it’s victory for me what are you

so it’s victory for me what are you

so it’s victory for me what are you gonna stop the bull riding Luke yeah for

gonna stop the bull riding Luke yeah for

gonna stop the bull riding Luke yeah for as long as I can remember guys have been

as long as I can remember guys have been

as long as I can remember guys have been in here with their hands all over me

in here with their hands all over me

in here with their hands all over me with your stupid come ons gimme a hand

with your stupid come ons gimme a hand

with your stupid come ons gimme a hand with my balls Maggie let me guess you’re

with my balls Maggie let me guess you’re

with my balls Maggie let me guess you’re not around girls budge or you probably

not around girls budge or you probably

not around girls budge or you probably wouldn’t play ping-pong

wouldn’t play ping-pong

wouldn’t play ping-pong he’s already achieved so much yet he

he’s already achieved so much yet he

he’s already achieved so much yet he still goal-oriented and still focused he

still goal-oriented and still focused he

still goal-oriented and still focused he has five your plan what is it don’t die

has five your plan what is it don’t die

has five your plan what is it don’t die number one inside Llewyn Davis so he’s

number one inside Llewyn Davis so he’s

number one inside Llewyn Davis so he’s never new and it never gets old and it’s

never new and it never gets old and it’s

never new and it never gets old and it’s a folk song by now

a folk song by now

a folk song by now the Coen brothers have amassed a

the Coen brothers have amassed a

the Coen brothers have amassed a worldwide following thanks to their vast

worldwide following thanks to their vast

worldwide following thanks to their vast filmography but it was a 2013 film about

filmography but it was a 2013 film about

filmography but it was a 2013 film about a struggling musician that brought

a struggling musician that brought

a struggling musician that brought casual moviegoers to the proverbial

casual moviegoers to the proverbial

casual moviegoers to the proverbial crossroads when the phrase inside Llewyn

crossroads when the phrase inside Llewyn

crossroads when the phrase inside Llewyn Davis first came to attention the

Davis first came to attention the

Davis first came to attention the touring right turn your itis I’m gonna

touring right turn your itis I’m gonna

touring right turn your itis I’m gonna vaccination somewhere you are AF of

vaccination somewhere you are AF of

vaccination somewhere you are AF of Emory was this a porno flick or a real

Emory was this a porno flick or a real

Emory was this a porno flick or a real mainstream movie well nobody knew for

mainstream movie well nobody knew for

mainstream movie well nobody knew for sure until the trailer went online a

sure until the trailer went online a

sure until the trailer went online a large portion of North Americans just

large portion of North Americans just

large portion of North Americans just might have believed the title to be

might have believed the title to be

might have believed the title to be straight out of the adult entertainment

straight out of the adult entertainment

straight out of the adult entertainment industry I should have had you wear

industry I should have had you wear

industry I should have had you wear double condoms well we shouldn’t have

double condoms well we shouldn’t have

double condoms well we shouldn’t have done it in the first place but if you

done it in the first place but if you

done it in the first place but if you ever do it again which is a favor to

ever do it again which is a favor to

ever do it again which is a favor to women everywhere you should not but if

women everywhere you should not but if

women everywhere you should not but if you do you should be wearing condom on

you do you should be wearing condom on

you do you should be wearing condom on condom and then wrap it in electrical

condom and then wrap it in electrical

condom and then wrap it in electrical tape hey you never know these days not

tape hey you never know these days not

tape hey you never know these days not until the movies in question present

until the movies in question present

until the movies in question present themselves for what they truly are with

themselves for what they truly are with

themselves for what they truly are with this one ending up an oscar-nominated

this one ending up an oscar-nominated

this one ending up an oscar-nominated black comedy drama I thought I just

black comedy drama I thought I just

black comedy drama I thought I just needed a night’s sleep but it’s it’s

needed a night’s sleep but it’s it’s

needed a night’s sleep but it’s it’s more than that but thank you Petrak do

more than that but thank you Petrak do

more than that but thank you Petrak do you agree with our list maybe by now

you agree with our list maybe by now

you agree with our list maybe by now it’s shrunk down to 20 inches which

it’s shrunk down to 20 inches which

it’s shrunk down to 20 inches which mainstream movie title do you think

mainstream movie title do you think

mainstream movie title do you think sounds like a porno flick blonde

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