they were going for screams and instead got yawns welcome to
and instead got yawns welcome to
and instead got yawns welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten least
down our picks for the top ten least
down our picks for the top ten least scary horror movies for this list we’re
scary horror movies for this list we’re
scary horror movies for this list we’re looking at horror films that didn’t
looking at horror films that didn’t
looking at horror films that didn’t quite deliver in the scare Department
quite deliver in the scare Department
quite deliver in the scare Department audiences may have been expecting to be
audiences may have been expecting to be
audiences may have been expecting to be frightened out of their seats in
frightened out of their seats in
frightened out of their seats in theaters
I’m missing urinated but we’re treated
I’m missing urinated but we’re treated to boredom and maybe some unintended
to boredom and maybe some unintended
to boredom and maybe some unintended laughs we can’t quite tell if the
laughs we can’t quite tell if the
laughs we can’t quite tell if the filmmakers were going for frightening
filmmakers were going for frightening
filmmakers were going for frightening Lee unscary or terrifyingly antara
Lee unscary or terrifyingly antara
Lee unscary or terrifyingly antara fiying
fiying
fiying it’s a toss-up what No number 10 Jason X
it’s a toss-up what No number 10 Jason X
it’s a toss-up what No number 10 Jason X such a waste the most frightening thing
such a waste the most frightening thing
such a waste the most frightening thing about this movie is that filmmakers had
about this movie is that filmmakers had
about this movie is that filmmakers had been milking this franchise for over 20
been milking this franchise for over 20
been milking this franchise for over 20 years
years
years when this edition came out no shit by
when this edition came out no shit by
when this edition came out no shit by the tenth installment of this cash-grab
the tenth installment of this cash-grab
the tenth installment of this cash-grab series Jason Voorhees has proven himself
series Jason Voorhees has proven himself
series Jason Voorhees has proven himself immortal went with not being dead after
immortal went with not being dead after
immortal went with not being dead after literally being sent to hell in the
literally being sent to hell in the
literally being sent to hell in the previous film I take it being stabbed
previous film I take it being stabbed
previous film I take it being stabbed and frozen wasn’t part of your plan this
and frozen wasn’t part of your plan this
and frozen wasn’t part of your plan this time he’s in space and he’s still mad ok
time he’s in space and he’s still mad ok
time he’s in space and he’s still mad ok screw this game over and we’ve got to
screw this game over and we’ve got to
screw this game over and we’ve got to say his murderous wrath seems really
say his murderous wrath seems really
say his murderous wrath seems really misguided this time especially since
misguided this time especially since
misguided this time especially since it’s over 400 years in the future number
it’s over 400 years in the future number
it’s over 400 years in the future number 9 anaconda anacondas are perfect
9 anaconda anacondas are perfect
9 anaconda anacondas are perfect clearing throat Jennifer Lopez Angelina
clearing throat Jennifer Lopez Angelina
clearing throat Jennifer Lopez Angelina Jolie’s estranged father and a
Jolie’s estranged father and a
Jolie’s estranged father and a bloodthirsty mammoth snake into the
bloodthirsty mammoth snake into the
bloodthirsty mammoth snake into the Amazon together and you’ve got a recipe
Amazon together and you’ve got a recipe
Amazon together and you’ve got a recipe for either disaster or triumph
unfortunately while we were supposed to
unfortunately while we were supposed to be deathly afraid of the
be deathly afraid of the
be deathly afraid of the football-field-sized reptile we ended up
football-field-sized reptile we ended up
football-field-sized reptile we ended up rooting for it to just eat everyone so
rooting for it to just eat everyone so
rooting for it to just eat everyone so the movie would end we’re not leaving if
the movie would end we’re not leaving if
the movie would end we’re not leaving if it was you out there you want us to stay
it was you out there you want us to stay
it was you out there you want us to stay tuned it’s not that we didn’t want to be
tuned it’s not that we didn’t want to be
tuned it’s not that we didn’t want to be scared of it we just weren’t
and that probably had something to do
and that probably had something to do with the stiff acting and unintentional
with the stiff acting and unintentional
with the stiff acting and unintentional laughs it prompts number eight the
laughs it prompts number eight the
laughs it prompts number eight the haunting the only things haunting us in
haunting the only things haunting us in
haunting the only things haunting us in this film where it’s abuse of CGI it’s
this film where it’s abuse of CGI it’s
this film where it’s abuse of CGI it’s ridiculous horror cliches and Owen
ridiculous horror cliches and Owen
ridiculous horror cliches and Owen Wilson’s persistent squinty pouty face a
Wilson’s persistent squinty pouty face a
Wilson’s persistent squinty pouty face a remake of the 1963 original the film
remake of the 1963 original the film
remake of the 1963 original the film follows a trio of insomniacs who sign up
follows a trio of insomniacs who sign up
follows a trio of insomniacs who sign up for what is supposed to be a sleep study
for what is supposed to be a sleep study
for what is supposed to be a sleep study I don’t know nothing’s never really
I don’t know nothing’s never really
I don’t know nothing’s never really happened to me so I don’t know a reason
happened to me so I don’t know a reason
happened to me so I don’t know a reason to sleep badly unbeknownst to them
to sleep badly unbeknownst to them
to sleep badly unbeknownst to them they’ve actually signed up to subject
they’ve actually signed up to subject
they’ve actually signed up to subject themselves to a bunch of ridiculously
themselves to a bunch of ridiculously
themselves to a bunch of ridiculously mundane ghost antics what else could it
mundane ghost antics what else could it
mundane ghost antics what else could it be a couple of people may have died but
be a couple of people may have died but
be a couple of people may have died but it still seems like these ghosts and
it still seems like these ghosts and
it still seems like these ghosts and screenwriters phoned it in
number seven Resident Evil poor mastan’s
number seven Resident Evil poor mastan’s the creepy factor of this incredibly
the creepy factor of this incredibly
the creepy factor of this incredibly popular video game franchise didn’t play
popular video game franchise didn’t play
popular video game franchise didn’t play as well on the silver screen as it did
as well on the silver screen as it did
as well on the silver screen as it did on the console
on the console
on the console in fact this movie seemed less like an
in fact this movie seemed less like an
in fact this movie seemed less like an interpretation of the game and more like
interpretation of the game and more like
interpretation of the game and more like an excuse for us to watch Milla Jovovich
an excuse for us to watch Milla Jovovich
an excuse for us to watch Milla Jovovich do stuff we needed something concrete
do stuff we needed something concrete
do stuff we needed something concrete which isn’t all that bad
which isn’t all that bad
which isn’t all that bad but it’s also not scary the subjects
but it’s also not scary the subjects
but it’s also not scary the subjects have the simplest of rights functions
have the simplest of rights functions
have the simplest of rights functions perhaps a mr. memory also it’s got a
perhaps a mr. memory also it’s got a
perhaps a mr. memory also it’s got a strong anti corporate message
strong anti corporate message
strong anti corporate message corporations like umbrella think they’re
corporations like umbrella think they’re
corporations like umbrella think they’re about the law
about the law
about the law little character development and math
little character development and math
little character development and math dialogue there’s a cure you’re gonna be
dialogue there’s a cure you’re gonna be
dialogue there’s a cure you’re gonna be okay
okay
okay while the gnarly zombie dogs did make a
while the gnarly zombie dogs did make a
while the gnarly zombie dogs did make a badass appearance it was really
badass appearance it was really
badass appearance it was really bittersweet
bittersweet
bittersweet [Music]
[Music]
[Music] the movie just should have been about
the movie just should have been about
the movie just should have been about them
them
them [Music]
number six thinner Your Honor I object
number six thinner Your Honor I object Stephen King is known for his dark take
Stephen King is known for his dark take
Stephen King is known for his dark take on pretty run-of-the-mill things like
on pretty run-of-the-mill things like
on pretty run-of-the-mill things like cars and hotels
cars and hotels
cars and hotels so of course dieting seems like it would
so of course dieting seems like it would
so of course dieting seems like it would be up for grabs
be up for grabs
be up for grabs Billy you are 297 last week after a
Billy you are 297 last week after a
Billy you are 297 last week after a portly attorney gets away with a hit and
portly attorney gets away with a hit and
portly attorney gets away with a hit and run he falls victim to a Romany curse
run he falls victim to a Romany curse
run he falls victim to a Romany curse and begins losing weight like a
and begins losing weight like a
and begins losing weight like a deflating balloon what’s your worry
deflating balloon what’s your worry
deflating balloon what’s your worry about I finally found a diet that works
about I finally found a diet that works
about I finally found a diet that works eat all you want and still lose the
eat all you want and still lose the
eat all you want and still lose the weight if none of this sounds
weight if none of this sounds
weight if none of this sounds particularly scary you’d be correct in
particularly scary you’d be correct in
particularly scary you’d be correct in that assessment the important thing here
that assessment the important thing here
that assessment the important thing here is for you to relax
is for you to relax
is for you to relax it didn’t even try we’re thinking King
it didn’t even try we’re thinking King
it didn’t even try we’re thinking King originally released this one under a
originally released this one under a
originally released this one under a pseudonym for a reason don’t make me
pseudonym for a reason don’t make me
pseudonym for a reason don’t make me start on that don’t make me start take
start on that don’t make me start take
start on that don’t make me start take it off of me why you still number five
it off of me why you still number five
it off of me why you still number five one missed call
one missed call
one missed call that’s not my ringtone it should have
that’s not my ringtone it should have
that’s not my ringtone it should have been called one missed movie for how
been called one missed movie for how
been called one missed movie for how hard moviegoers should have skipped this
hard moviegoers should have skipped this
hard moviegoers should have skipped this film but I heard them okay
film but I heard them okay
film but I heard them okay it’s an American remake of a Japanese
it’s an American remake of a Japanese
it’s an American remake of a Japanese original and aside from lacking charm it
original and aside from lacking charm it
original and aside from lacking charm it manages to be a horror film with none of
manages to be a horror film with none of
manages to be a horror film with none of the horror and he does people called
we’re not home there’s a ghost that
we’re not home there’s a ghost that kills people after using up their
kills people after using up their
kills people after using up their anytime minutes to play them a recording
anytime minutes to play them a recording
anytime minutes to play them a recording of their deaths in the future
of their deaths in the future
of their deaths in the future [Music]
that’s your voice Pandey is also
that’s your voice Pandey is also involved but scariness was skipped
involved but scariness was skipped
involved but scariness was skipped entirely not surprisingly this was the
entirely not surprisingly this was the
entirely not surprisingly this was the worst reviewed film of 2008
I know you can use the phone by yourself
I know you can use the phone by yourself you’re a big girl
you’re a big girl
you’re a big girl number four jaws the revenge what by the
number four jaws the revenge what by the
number four jaws the revenge what by the fourth installment of this killer fish
fourth installment of this killer fish
fourth installment of this killer fish series the shark has graduated from
series the shark has graduated from
series the shark has graduated from attacking innocent swimmers to stalking
attacking innocent swimmers to stalking
attacking innocent swimmers to stalking and premeditated murder
apparently the shark has been plotting
apparently the shark has been plotting its revenge against the family of the
its revenge against the family of the
its revenge against the family of the sheriff that wronged it all those years
sheriff that wronged it all those years
sheriff that wronged it all those years ago after killing one son it follows the
ago after killing one son it follows the
ago after killing one son it follows the rest of the family to the Bahamas where
rest of the family to the Bahamas where
rest of the family to the Bahamas where it forms a psychic connection with the
it forms a psychic connection with the
it forms a psychic connection with the sheriff’s widow actually come to think
sheriff’s widow actually come to think
sheriff’s widow actually come to think of it this movie is scary scary bad
this movie is a bunch of things it’s a
this movie is a bunch of things it’s a great advertisement for bear costumes it
great advertisement for bear costumes it
great advertisement for bear costumes it gets kids interested in beekeeping and
gets kids interested in beekeeping and
gets kids interested in beekeeping and it’s a paycheck for Nic Cage sorry I’m
it’s a paycheck for Nic Cage sorry I’m
it’s a paycheck for Nic Cage sorry I’m Edward maelys from California I’m a
Edward maelys from California I’m a
Edward maelys from California I’m a policeman see my badge it’s also
policeman see my badge it’s also
policeman see my badge it’s also absurdly and unintentionally hilarious
absurdly and unintentionally hilarious
absurdly and unintentionally hilarious now why in the hell would you let them
now why in the hell would you let them
now why in the hell would you let them do a sick thing like that but scary no
do a sick thing like that but scary no
do a sick thing like that but scary no not even close yeah I suppose the most
not even close yeah I suppose the most
not even close yeah I suppose the most frightening element of this film is its
frightening element of this film is its
frightening element of this film is its convoluted plot line I mean come on
convoluted plot line I mean come on
convoluted plot line I mean come on summers Isle where the hell is that and
summers Isle where the hell is that and
summers Isle where the hell is that and we’re being generous it involves
we’re being generous it involves
we’re being generous it involves kidnapping neo-pagan ritual sacrifice
kidnapping neo-pagan ritual sacrifice
kidnapping neo-pagan ritual sacrifice and like a parade or something
and for all of Nick ages screaming there
and for all of Nick ages screaming there isn’t even the slightest whiff of honey
isn’t even the slightest whiff of honey
isn’t even the slightest whiff of honey scented terror number two
scented terror number two
scented terror number two the happening
it’s really difficult to Manic Pixie
it’s really difficult to Manic Pixie dream girl your way through a horror
dream girl your way through a horror
dream girl your way through a horror movie but where there’s a will no
movie but where there’s a will no
movie but where there’s a will no additionnal will find a way I’m sorry in
additionnal will find a way I’m sorry in
additionnal will find a way I’m sorry in this M night Shyamalan clunker listen we
this M night Shyamalan clunker listen we
this M night Shyamalan clunker listen we just want to vote for a little girl you
just want to vote for a little girl you
just want to vote for a little girl you pussies Deschanel co-stars with Mark
pussies Deschanel co-stars with Mark
pussies Deschanel co-stars with Mark Wahlberg purple man Pi was horny as they
Wahlberg purple man Pi was horny as they
Wahlberg purple man Pi was horny as they struggle to figure out why everyone is
struggle to figure out why everyone is
struggle to figure out why everyone is dropping dead around them are you
dropping dead around them are you
dropping dead around them are you choking and it’s probably the least
choking and it’s probably the least
choking and it’s probably the least terrifying excuse for a horror movie
terrifying excuse for a horror movie
terrifying excuse for a horror movie ever and the most terrifying weak reason
ever and the most terrifying weak reason
ever and the most terrifying weak reason for mass suicide you’d ever hear short
for mass suicide you’d ever hear short
for mass suicide you’d ever hear short answer the plants did it something in
answer the plants did it something in
answer the plants did it something in this field could be releasing the
this field could be releasing the
this field could be releasing the chemical into the air when there’s too
chemical into the air when there’s too
chemical into the air when there’s too many of us together before we unveil our
many of us together before we unveil our
many of us together before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable or in
top pick here are a few honorable or in
top pick here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions
[Music]
[Music] I’m not going to eat me
that’s number one
that’s number one leprechaun see that the buckle zombie
leprechaun see that the buckle zombie
leprechaun see that the buckle zombie shoes why Ivan leprechaun back before
shoes why Ivan leprechaun back before
shoes why Ivan leprechaun back before Jennifer Aniston landed a role on a
Jennifer Aniston landed a role on a
Jennifer Aniston landed a role on a quintessentially 90s sitcom she was
quintessentially 90s sitcom she was
quintessentially 90s sitcom she was battling a vicious leprechaun looking
battling a vicious leprechaun looking
battling a vicious leprechaun looking for his lucky pot of gold we’re hoping
for his lucky pot of gold we’re hoping
for his lucky pot of gold we’re hoping the filmmakers were going for
the filmmakers were going for
the filmmakers were going for over-the-top ridiculous
over-the-top ridiculous
over-the-top ridiculous instead of bone-chilling scares because
instead of bone-chilling scares because
instead of bone-chilling scares because watching a little person dressed as a
watching a little person dressed as a
watching a little person dressed as a leprechaun chasing a car while riding a
leprechaun chasing a car while riding a
leprechaun chasing a car while riding a tricycle isn’t exactly scary in fact the
tricycle isn’t exactly scary in fact the
tricycle isn’t exactly scary in fact the whole movie is like the antithesis of
whole movie is like the antithesis of
whole movie is like the antithesis of scary
scary
scary [Music]
[Music]
[Music] and the trend only continues in the
and the trend only continues in the
and the trend only continues in the sequels as the Leprechaun moves his
sequels as the Leprechaun moves his
sequels as the Leprechaun moves his shenanigans to the hood I’m here to
shenanigans to the hood I’m here to
shenanigans to the hood I’m here to claim me golden shillings no give them
claim me golden shillings no give them
claim me golden shillings no give them back or there might be killings you
back or there might be killings you
back or there might be killings you tried to rob Jackie B do you agree with
tried to rob Jackie B do you agree with
tried to rob Jackie B do you agree with our list the audience who’s never wrong
our list the audience who’s never wrong
our list the audience who’s never wrong what do you think is the least scary
what do you think is the least scary
what do you think is the least scary horror movie get me out of here drew
horror movie get me out of here drew
horror movie get me out of here drew just get me out of here for more
just get me out of here for more
just get me out of here for more entertaining top 10s published every day
entertaining top 10s published every day
entertaining top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com no
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com no
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com no I can’t
I can’t
I can’t I don’t know how nobody does
I don’t know how nobody does
I don’t know how nobody does [Music]
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