[Music] now where were we in the horror genre
now where were we in the horror genre
now where were we in the horror genre death is a constant but it doesn’t
death is a constant but it doesn’t
death is a constant but it doesn’t always satisfy our thirst for gore
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten lame horror movie deaths for this list
lame horror movie deaths for this list
lame horror movie deaths for this list we’re focusing on depths and horror
we’re focusing on depths and horror
we’re focusing on depths and horror movies that are painfully lame with few
movies that are painfully lame with few
movies that are painfully lame with few if any redeeming qualities the following
if any redeeming qualities the following
if any redeeming qualities the following scenes are barely even scary they’re
scenes are barely even scary they’re
scenes are barely even scary they’re just mostly known as dreadful
just mostly known as dreadful
just mostly known as dreadful across-the-board even so a spoiler alert
across-the-board even so a spoiler alert
across-the-board even so a spoiler alert is probably worth mentioning number 10
is probably worth mentioning number 10
is probably worth mentioning number 10 ceiling drop Paranormal Activity for
ceiling drop Paranormal Activity for
ceiling drop Paranormal Activity for given the modest 5 million dollar budget
given the modest 5 million dollar budget
given the modest 5 million dollar budget of this fourth installment of the
of this fourth installment of the
of this fourth installment of the Paranormal Activity franchise nobody
Paranormal Activity franchise nobody
Paranormal Activity franchise nobody really expected high production value
really expected high production value
really expected high production value even so it’s usually the scare tactics
even so it’s usually the scare tactics
even so it’s usually the scare tactics that allow some horror films to rise
that allow some horror films to rise
that allow some horror films to rise above the rest but when the Nelson
above the rest but when the Nelson
above the rest but when the Nelson family senses an evil presence in
family senses an evil presence in
family senses an evil presence in Paranormal Activity 4 and people begin
Paranormal Activity 4 and people begin
Paranormal Activity 4 and people begin acting a little crazy mother Holle
acting a little crazy mother Holle
acting a little crazy mother Holle receives quite a surprise but doesn’t
receives quite a surprise but doesn’t
receives quite a surprise but doesn’t receive the most inventive of deaths the
receive the most inventive of deaths the
receive the most inventive of deaths the initial fly through the air has little
initial fly through the air has little
initial fly through the air has little shock value and the subsequent drop to
shock value and the subsequent drop to
shock value and the subsequent drop to the floor just doesn’t cut it the icing
the floor just doesn’t cut it the icing
the floor just doesn’t cut it the icing on the cake is the use of a wide-angle
on the cake is the use of a wide-angle
on the cake is the use of a wide-angle shot it leaves the viewer more irritated
shot it leaves the viewer more irritated
shot it leaves the viewer more irritated than fully invested in the scene
higher-ed number 9 garbage day Silent
higher-ed number 9 garbage day Silent Night deadly night part 2 carpet day
Night deadly night part 2 carpet day
Night deadly night part 2 carpet day building on the momentum of the 1984
building on the momentum of the 1984
building on the momentum of the 1984 film Silent Night deadly night director
film Silent Night deadly night director
film Silent Night deadly night director Lee Haeri took the reins
Lee Haeri took the reins
Lee Haeri took the reins for the inadvertently hilarious sequel
featuring these psychologically damaged
featuring these psychologically damaged Ricky Caldwell the brother of the
Ricky Caldwell the brother of the
Ricky Caldwell the brother of the original film’s antagonist the narrative
original film’s antagonist the narrative
original film’s antagonist the narrative presents the deranged killer committing
presents the deranged killer committing
presents the deranged killer committing random acts of violence the lamest
random acts of violence the lamest
random acts of violence the lamest moment of the film comes during a
moment of the film comes during a
moment of the film comes during a suburban rampage as Ricky utters a
suburban rampage as Ricky utters a
suburban rampage as Ricky utters a now-infamous line that overrides the
now-infamous line that overrides the
now-infamous line that overrides the horror itself carpet day perhaps the
horror itself carpet day perhaps the
horror itself carpet day perhaps the scene could have been a little more
scene could have been a little more
scene could have been a little more authentic with the inclusion of actual
authentic with the inclusion of actual
authentic with the inclusion of actual movie blood instead it seems to be more
movie blood instead it seems to be more
movie blood instead it seems to be more about comedic style than Jarah substance
number 8 Charles in Charge saw 5 oh yes
number 8 Charles in Charge saw 5 oh yes don’t close the door
don’t close the door
don’t close the door it’ll set off the timer in the fifth
it’ll set off the timer in the fifth
it’ll set off the timer in the fifth installment of the iconic saw franchise
installment of the iconic saw franchise
installment of the iconic saw franchise we meet a group of victims one of whom
we meet a group of victims one of whom
we meet a group of victims one of whom is an investigative journalist named
is an investigative journalist named
is an investigative journalist named Charles who is presumably a smart guy
Charles who is presumably a smart guy
Charles who is presumably a smart guy but due to an ethical failure involving
but due to an ethical failure involving
but due to an ethical failure involving arson jigsaw steps in to subject him to
arson jigsaw steps in to subject him to
arson jigsaw steps in to subject him to a nasty game of life and death let’s do
a nasty game of life and death let’s do
a nasty game of life and death let’s do this you think we pull the bones no off
this you think we pull the bones no off
this you think we pull the bones no off in an attempt to secure a bomb shelter
in an attempt to secure a bomb shelter
in an attempt to secure a bomb shelter key Charles loses his composure only to
key Charles loses his composure only to
key Charles loses his composure only to be taken down by Luba who was also part
be taken down by Luba who was also part
be taken down by Luba who was also part of an arson conspiracy Charles bravado
of an arson conspiracy Charles bravado
of an arson conspiracy Charles bravado stands out in this particular scene and
stands out in this particular scene and
stands out in this particular scene and leads viewers to anticipate an epic
leads viewers to anticipate an epic
leads viewers to anticipate an epic horror death yet the deadly explosion
horror death yet the deadly explosion
horror death yet the deadly explosion were shown seems like a waste of time at
were shown seems like a waste of time at
were shown seems like a waste of time at least given the usual saw gore
for disappointed viewers it’s a
for disappointed viewers it’s a completely forgettable moment that fails
completely forgettable moment that fails
completely forgettable moment that fails to capitalize on the selling point of
to capitalize on the selling point of
to capitalize on the selling point of the entire franchise yep bitches
the entire franchise yep bitches
the entire franchise yep bitches survival of the fittest
survival of the fittest
survival of the fittest number seven fall from grace final
number seven fall from grace final
number seven fall from grace final destination 5 don’t worry Molly I didn’t
destination 5 don’t worry Molly I didn’t
destination 5 don’t worry Molly I didn’t kill him after surviving the collapse of
kill him after surviving the collapse of
kill him after surviving the collapse of the North Bay Bridge life becomes
the North Bay Bridge life becomes
the North Bay Bridge life becomes problematic for Sam Lawton and his
problematic for Sam Lawton and his
problematic for Sam Lawton and his girlfriend Molly Harper however it’s
girlfriend Molly Harper however it’s
girlfriend Molly Harper however it’s their fellow survivor Peter that
their fellow survivor Peter that
their fellow survivor Peter that ultimately tries to claim Molly’s
ultimately tries to claim Molly’s
ultimately tries to claim Molly’s lifespan but when an FBI agent named Jim
lifespan but when an FBI agent named Jim
lifespan but when an FBI agent named Jim block starts poking around
block starts poking around
block starts poking around well the narrative of final destination
well the narrative of final destination
well the narrative of final destination 5 takes yet another deadly turn are you
5 takes yet another deadly turn are you
5 takes yet another deadly turn are you okay
okay
okay what’s going on it’s Peter hands again
unfortunately Peters surprise execution
unfortunately Peters surprise execution of the agent is just downright offensive
of the agent is just downright offensive
of the agent is just downright offensive and the evidence is in Jim blocks
and the evidence is in Jim blocks
and the evidence is in Jim blocks ridiculous fall not only is there no
ridiculous fall not only is there no
ridiculous fall not only is there no blood but all the guy really does is
blood but all the guy really does is
blood but all the guy really does is just fall over and die that’s it it’s
just fall over and die that’s it it’s
just fall over and die that’s it it’s Sam’s turn number six wizard master fail
Sam’s turn number six wizard master fail
Sam’s turn number six wizard master fail a Nightmare on Elm Street three dream
a Nightmare on Elm Street three dream
a Nightmare on Elm Street three dream warriors in my dreams I can walk my
warriors in my dreams I can walk my
warriors in my dreams I can walk my light is strong my dreams I am the
light is strong my dreams I am the
light is strong my dreams I am the wizard master in the third chapter of
wizard master in the third chapter of
wizard master in the third chapter of the iconic Freddy Krueger franchise we
the iconic Freddy Krueger franchise we
the iconic Freddy Krueger franchise we see that will Stanton has a unique set
see that will Stanton has a unique set
see that will Stanton has a unique set of skills but only in his dreams in real
of skills but only in his dreams in real
of skills but only in his dreams in real life the role-playing game enthusiast
life the role-playing game enthusiast
life the role-playing game enthusiast doesn’t sleep much
doesn’t sleep much
doesn’t sleep much and he’s also confined to a wheelchair
and he’s also confined to a wheelchair
and he’s also confined to a wheelchair even so he manages to hunt Freddy down
even so he manages to hunt Freddy down
even so he manages to hunt Freddy down in the dream world but he’s not quite on
in the dream world but he’s not quite on
in the dream world but he’s not quite on top of his wizardry game received
top of his wizardry game received
top of his wizardry game received Thanks fine just the way I am
Thanks fine just the way I am
Thanks fine just the way I am unimpressed with the bravado of young
unimpressed with the bravado of young
unimpressed with the bravado of young will Freddie swiftly disposes of the
will Freddie swiftly disposes of the
will Freddie swiftly disposes of the self-proclaimed wizard master
however the kill itself is a massive
however the kill itself is a massive horror fail given the lack of gore and
horror fail given the lack of gore and
horror fail given the lack of gore and is complemented by a lame scream most
is complemented by a lame scream most
is complemented by a lame scream most devoted fans of the franchise can
devoted fans of the franchise can
devoted fans of the franchise can probably agree that will deserve better
probably agree that will deserve better
probably agree that will deserve better than such a weak death scene sure kid I
than such a weak death scene sure kid I
than such a weak death scene sure kid I don’t believe it
don’t believe it
don’t believe it fairy cake number 5 Michael loses his
fairy cake number 5 Michael loses his
fairy cake number 5 Michael loses his head
head
head Dino croc one might be surprised to
Dino croc one might be surprised to
Dino croc one might be surprised to learn that horror icon Roger Corman
learn that horror icon Roger Corman
learn that horror icon Roger Corman actually produced a flick named Dino
actually produced a flick named Dino
actually produced a flick named Dino croc
croc
croc despite his presence the film
despite his presence the film
despite his presence the film contributes to the Canon of lame horror
contributes to the Canon of lame horror
contributes to the Canon of lame horror deaths early on the moment arrives when
deaths early on the moment arrives when
deaths early on the moment arrives when little Michael searches for his
little Michael searches for his
little Michael searches for his three-legged puppy named Lucky
three-legged puppy named Lucky
three-legged puppy named Lucky unfortunately Dino croc emerges and he
unfortunately Dino croc emerges and he
unfortunately Dino croc emerges and he means business
means business
means business Michael almost gets away but like so
Michael almost gets away but like so
Michael almost gets away but like so many ill-fated horror victims he places
many ill-fated horror victims he places
many ill-fated horror victims he places himself in the perfect place to be
himself in the perfect place to be
himself in the perfect place to be annihilated by the titular monster it’s
annihilated by the titular monster it’s
annihilated by the titular monster it’s a setup for a spectacular death if the
a setup for a spectacular death if the
a setup for a spectacular death if the subsequent beheading leans more toward
subsequent beheading leans more toward
subsequent beheading leans more toward comedy than tragedy given the weak
comedy than tragedy given the weak
comedy than tragedy given the weak visual effects and the odd facial
visual effects and the odd facial
visual effects and the odd facial expression of the victim you don’t need
expression of the victim you don’t need
expression of the victim you don’t need to be a film scholar to identify the
to be a film scholar to identify the
to be a film scholar to identify the inherent lameness of the scene Tom
number four Belial means business basket
number four Belial means business basket case three the progeny what the hell is
case three the progeny what the hell is
case three the progeny what the hell is that
that
that but it’s heavy if you’re not familiar
but it’s heavy if you’re not familiar
but it’s heavy if you’re not familiar with the central narrative of this
with the central narrative of this
with the central narrative of this franchise it’s about a deranged and
franchise it’s about a deranged and
franchise it’s about a deranged and deformed twin by the name of Belial say
deformed twin by the name of Belial say
deformed twin by the name of Belial say uvula we’re coming in basket case three
uvula we’re coming in basket case three
uvula we’re coming in basket case three the progeny he breaks into a police
the progeny he breaks into a police
the progeny he breaks into a police station and delivers one of the more
station and delivers one of the more
station and delivers one of the more graphic horror moments with his attack
graphic horror moments with his attack
graphic horror moments with his attack on Brennan and then there’s Baxter who
on Brennan and then there’s Baxter who
on Brennan and then there’s Baxter who inexplicably falls into Belial grasp
inexplicably falls into Belial grasp
inexplicably falls into Belial grasp only to receive a nasty face bite he’s
only to receive a nasty face bite he’s
only to receive a nasty face bite he’s alive he’s here and what happens when
alive he’s here and what happens when
alive he’s here and what happens when someone or something violently pulls
someone or something violently pulls
someone or something violently pulls away at human skin well here the victims
away at human skin well here the victims
away at human skin well here the victims entire head plops off which not only
entire head plops off which not only
entire head plops off which not only provides for a lame visual but seems
provides for a lame visual but seems
provides for a lame visual but seems rather nonsensical as well in fact one
rather nonsensical as well in fact one
rather nonsensical as well in fact one could argue that director Frank Hannon
could argue that director Frank Hannon
could argue that director Frank Hannon Lauder likely didn’t have an Anatomy
Lauder likely didn’t have an Anatomy
Lauder likely didn’t have an Anatomy consultant on set number three deaths by
consultant on set number three deaths by
consultant on set number three deaths by compact disc Hellraiser 3 hell on earth
compact disc Hellraiser 3 hell on earth
compact disc Hellraiser 3 hell on earth shall we begin
shall we begin
shall we begin there’s nothing quite like an ironic
there’s nothing quite like an ironic
there’s nothing quite like an ironic death in horror movies and there are
death in horror movies and there are
death in horror movies and there are many ways to capitalize on the inherent
many ways to capitalize on the inherent
many ways to capitalize on the inherent drama of a gruesome kill but in
drama of a gruesome kill but in
drama of a gruesome kill but in Hellraiser 3 director Anthony Hickox
Hellraiser 3 director Anthony Hickox
Hellraiser 3 director Anthony Hickox takes a unique approach with the DJ
takes a unique approach with the DJ
takes a unique approach with the DJ played by real-life club guru Brent
played by real-life club guru Brent
played by real-life club guru Brent Bolthouse
Bolthouse
Bolthouse one spin head splits into two different
one spin head splits into two different
one spin head splits into two different beings the menacing one wreaks havoc on
beings the menacing one wreaks havoc on
beings the menacing one wreaks havoc on a club called the boiler room
while this particular depth scene feels
while this particular depth scene feels dated through no fault of its own it’s
dated through no fault of its own it’s
dated through no fault of its own it’s the manner in which the dated objects
the manner in which the dated objects
the manner in which the dated objects are used that makes it horribly lame for
are used that makes it horribly lame for
are used that makes it horribly lame for such a well-known horror franchise
such a well-known horror franchise
such a well-known horror franchise there’s no excuse for the awful imagery
there’s no excuse for the awful imagery
there’s no excuse for the awful imagery of the death by compact discs and the
of the death by compact discs and the
of the death by compact discs and the dark lighting makes it even worse number
dark lighting makes it even worse number
dark lighting makes it even worse number two death by penetrating corncob
two death by penetrating corncob
two death by penetrating corncob sleepwalkers Travis Sheriff’s Department
sleepwalkers Travis Sheriff’s Department
sleepwalkers Travis Sheriff’s Department where’s IRA in horror movies fans
where’s IRA in horror movies fans
where’s IRA in horror movies fans typically appreciate a well-executed and
typically appreciate a well-executed and
typically appreciate a well-executed and creative kill but death by corncob to
creative kill but death by corncob to
creative kill but death by corncob to the back doesn’t sound too appealing
the back doesn’t sound too appealing
the back doesn’t sound too appealing even on paper there’s a woman here she
even on paper there’s a woman here she
even on paper there’s a woman here she said she’s a Brady kids mother and I
said she’s a Brady kids mother and I
said she’s a Brady kids mother and I think she killed Don Robertson casting
think she killed Don Robertson casting
think she killed Don Robertson casting logic aside director Mick Garris
logic aside director Mick Garris
logic aside director Mick Garris utilizes the corncob kill anyway in his
utilizes the corncob kill anyway in his
utilizes the corncob kill anyway in his narrative about vampires and virgins
narrative about vampires and virgins
narrative about vampires and virgins Mary Brady plays a prominent role in the
Mary Brady plays a prominent role in the
Mary Brady plays a prominent role in the film as the incestuous vampire mother of
film as the incestuous vampire mother of
film as the incestuous vampire mother of Charles and when their feeding is
Charles and when their feeding is
Charles and when their feeding is compromised she uses any means necessary
compromised she uses any means necessary
compromised she uses any means necessary to protect her own this blood everywhere
unfortunately for viewers the idea of
unfortunately for viewers the idea of corn cob penetration from the back makes
corn cob penetration from the back makes
corn cob penetration from the back makes little sense and the officers gargling
little sense and the officers gargling
little sense and the officers gargling reaction only makes it more troubling of
reaction only makes it more troubling of
reaction only makes it more troubling of course there’s also the inevitable
course there’s also the inevitable
course there’s also the inevitable vegetable joke surprisingly written by
vegetable joke surprisingly written by
vegetable joke surprisingly written by the one and only Stephen King no
the one and only Stephen King no
the one and only Stephen King no vegetables no dessert those are the
vegetables no dessert those are the
vegetables no dessert those are the bolts before we unveil our number one
bolts before we unveil our number one
bolts before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions your better shot
number one veggie matter oh my god
number one veggie matter oh my god troll two they’re eating her I’m not
troll two they’re eating her I’m not
troll two they’re eating her I’m not going to eat me there’s plenty of room
going to eat me there’s plenty of room
going to eat me there’s plenty of room for improvisation in the horror genre
for improvisation in the horror genre
for improvisation in the horror genre especially in B movies and even the
especially in B movies and even the
especially in B movies and even the cheesiest of lines can be enhanced by a
cheesiest of lines can be enhanced by a
cheesiest of lines can be enhanced by a good performance this is not the case in
good performance this is not the case in
good performance this is not the case in troll 2 which actually has nothing to do
troll 2 which actually has nothing to do
troll 2 which actually has nothing to do with the original film nor does it
with the original film nor does it
with the original film nor does it include actual trolls however it does
include actual trolls however it does
include actual trolls however it does include a supporting character named
include a supporting character named
include a supporting character named Arnold that witnesses the wrath of
Arnold that witnesses the wrath of
Arnold that witnesses the wrath of vegetarian goblins most notably the
vegetarian goblins most notably the
vegetarian goblins most notably the Queen Creedence unsurprisingly Arnold
Queen Creedence unsurprisingly Arnold
Queen Creedence unsurprisingly Arnold finds himself in a bit of trouble and
finds himself in a bit of trouble and
finds himself in a bit of trouble and attempts to verbalize his concerns
attempts to verbalize his concerns
attempts to verbalize his concerns [Music]
when combined with the ludicrous visuals
when combined with the ludicrous visuals of a woman who is transformed into
of a woman who is transformed into
of a woman who is transformed into vegetables the overall awfulness of the
vegetables the overall awfulness of the
vegetables the overall awfulness of the collective horror in this scene makes
collective horror in this scene makes
collective horror in this scene makes for the lamest of all lame horror deaths
for the lamest of all lame horror deaths
for the lamest of all lame horror deaths and why can’t I move there there must be
and why can’t I move there there must be
and why can’t I move there there must be a logical reason for all this shut up do
a logical reason for all this shut up do
a logical reason for all this shut up do you agree with our list
you agree with our list
you agree with our list yes which big screen horror death do you
yes which big screen horror death do you
yes which big screen horror death do you think is the most lame form or scare
think is the most lame form or scare
think is the most lame form or scare inducing top 10s published every day be
inducing top 10s published every day be
inducing top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
[Music]
[Music] you
”
Be First to Comment