you know that wasn’t quite as amazing as we remember it shall we begin
we remember it shall we begin
we remember it shall we begin welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten kids movies that don’t hold up for this
kids movies that don’t hold up for this
kids movies that don’t hold up for this list we’re taking a look at movies we
list we’re taking a look at movies we
list we’re taking a look at movies we all liked as kids but are probably
all liked as kids but are probably
all liked as kids but are probably better left forgotten now that we’re
better left forgotten now that we’re
better left forgotten now that we’re older number 10 babies date out ah
here’s a genius idea we rip off home
here’s a genius idea we rip off home alone only instead of an eight-year-old
alone only instead of an eight-year-old
alone only instead of an eight-year-old outwitting a couple of bumbling thugs we
outwitting a couple of bumbling thugs we
outwitting a couple of bumbling thugs we have a baby out with three even stupider
have a baby out with three even stupider
have a baby out with three even stupider thugs hey you couldn’t wake up the baby
thugs hey you couldn’t wake up the baby
thugs hey you couldn’t wake up the baby don’t get amazed I’m done rose well okay
don’t get amazed I’m done rose well okay
don’t get amazed I’m done rose well okay maybe that could be tolerable as a
maybe that could be tolerable as a
maybe that could be tolerable as a five-minute cartoon
five-minute cartoon
five-minute cartoon wait you want to stretch this out into a
wait you want to stretch this out into a
wait you want to stretch this out into a full-length live-action movie you guys
full-length live-action movie you guys
full-length live-action movie you guys are worthless are you insane
are worthless are you insane
are worthless are you insane apparently producer John Hughes and
apparently producer John Hughes and
apparently producer John Hughes and company were off their rockers I’m a
company were off their rockers I’m a
company were off their rockers I’m a banana thinking that anybody over the
banana thinking that anybody over the
banana thinking that anybody over the age of 1 would be amused watching an
age of 1 would be amused watching an
age of 1 would be amused watching an infant narrowly escape certain death as
infant narrowly escape certain death as
infant narrowly escape certain death as the bad guys and or recycled slapstick
the bad guys and or recycled slapstick
the bad guys and or recycled slapstick for 99 minutes
[Music]
[Music] number nine angels in the outfield
number nine angels in the outfield
number nine angels in the outfield [Music]
[Music]
[Music] angels in the outfield is like Field of
angels in the outfield is like Field of
angels in the outfield is like Field of Dreams
Dreams
Dreams if completely inept people made it the
if completely inept people made it the
if completely inept people made it the film stars Joseph gordon-levitt as a boy
film stars Joseph gordon-levitt as a boy
film stars Joseph gordon-levitt as a boy who prays to God for the California
who prays to God for the California
who prays to God for the California Angels to win the pennant God if there’s
Angels to win the pennant God if there’s
Angels to win the pennant God if there’s God although it goes against Lord knows
God although it goes against Lord knows
God although it goes against Lord knows how many of his own Ten Commandments God
how many of his own Ten Commandments God
how many of his own Ten Commandments God sends several of his freakiest looking
sends several of his freakiest looking
sends several of his freakiest looking angels down from heaven to help the
angels down from heaven to help the
angels down from heaven to help the baseball team cheat it’s misguided it’s
baseball team cheat it’s misguided it’s
baseball team cheat it’s misguided it’s corny
corny
corny it tries way too hard to be
it tries way too hard to be
it tries way too hard to be inspirational kid season angel yeah you
inspirational kid season angel yeah you
inspirational kid season angel yeah you must that’s the signal but at least the
must that’s the signal but at least the
must that’s the signal but at least the film wasn’t bad enough to derail Gordon
film wasn’t bad enough to derail Gordon
film wasn’t bad enough to derail Gordon Levitt’s career yeah of course it’s
Levitt’s career yeah of course it’s
Levitt’s career yeah of course it’s lover number eight flubber
lover number eight flubber
lover number eight flubber it’s a metastable compounds here in
it’s a metastable compounds here in
it’s a metastable compounds here in layman’s terms if you’re playing small
layman’s terms if you’re playing small
layman’s terms if you’re playing small amount of energy that liberates an
amount of energy that liberates an
amount of energy that liberates an enormous quantity of energy it’s no
enormous quantity of energy it’s no
enormous quantity of energy it’s no secret that we’re huge Robin Williams
secret that we’re huge Robin Williams
secret that we’re huge Robin Williams fans at watch mojo that being said his
fans at watch mojo that being said his
fans at watch mojo that being said his comedic genius was wasted on some of the
comedic genius was wasted on some of the
comedic genius was wasted on some of the dumbest movies of our childhood the
dumbest movies of our childhood the
dumbest movies of our childhood the worst being flubber may I see your soul
worst being flubber may I see your soul
worst being flubber may I see your soul I need the bottom of your shoes
I need the bottom of your shoes
I need the bottom of your shoes Williams plays an absent-minded
Williams plays an absent-minded
Williams plays an absent-minded professor
professor
professor [Music]
who invents a piece of stretchy green
who invents a piece of stretchy green slimy matter he uses this CGI
slimy matter he uses this CGI
slimy matter he uses this CGI abomination to rig basketball games
abomination to rig basketball games
abomination to rig basketball games frighten little boys and neglect his
frighten little boys and neglect his
frighten little boys and neglect his fiance what about your wedding
fiance what about your wedding
fiance what about your wedding um and this guy is supposed to be our
um and this guy is supposed to be our
um and this guy is supposed to be our lovable hero in all fairness though
lovable hero in all fairness though
lovable hero in all fairness though flubber at least gave us Weibo the
flubber at least gave us Weibo the
flubber at least gave us Weibo the sexpot equivalent to Siri a little hot
sexpot equivalent to Siri a little hot
sexpot equivalent to Siri a little hot Sarah if dad ever finds out that we
Sarah if dad ever finds out that we
Sarah if dad ever finds out that we check Dunston hotel we be in big trouble
check Dunston hotel we be in big trouble
check Dunston hotel we be in big trouble number seven Dunston checks in oh that’s
number seven Dunston checks in oh that’s
number seven Dunston checks in oh that’s to come back here
to come back here
to come back here whenever the title character of a movie
whenever the title character of a movie
whenever the title character of a movie is an orangutan it’s unlikely that
is an orangutan it’s unlikely that
is an orangutan it’s unlikely that anybody involved with the project will
anybody involved with the project will
anybody involved with the project will put in any effort whatsoever Joe listen
put in any effort whatsoever Joe listen
put in any effort whatsoever Joe listen I had a boy would you mind putting it in
I had a boy would you mind putting it in
I had a boy would you mind putting it in right about here that’s okay though
right about here that’s okay though
right about here that’s okay though because showing an ape run amok in a
because showing an ape run amok in a
because showing an ape run amok in a hotel is all you need to sell a movie
hotel is all you need to sell a movie
hotel is all you need to sell a movie right one more thing my dollar
right one more thing my dollar
right one more thing my dollar maybe if the audience is under five but
maybe if the audience is under five but
maybe if the audience is under five but for everyone else you need to try a lot
for everyone else you need to try a lot
for everyone else you need to try a lot harder throw in actors that look
harder throw in actors that look
harder throw in actors that look embarrassed to be there lame slapstick
embarrassed to be there lame slapstick
embarrassed to be there lame slapstick and a cliched burglary plot and you’ve
and a cliched burglary plot and you’ve
and a cliched burglary plot and you’ve got yourself a genuine pile of monkey
got yourself a genuine pile of monkey
got yourself a genuine pile of monkey feces number six MVP most valuable
feces number six MVP most valuable
feces number six MVP most valuable primate what’s worse than a comedy about
primate what’s worse than a comedy about
primate what’s worse than a comedy about an orangutan
an orangutan
an orangutan how about a sports comedy about a
how about a sports comedy about a
how about a sports comedy about a chimpanzee that leads a struggling
chimpanzee that leads a struggling
chimpanzee that leads a struggling hockey team to victory what if I got
hockey team to victory what if I got
hockey team to victory what if I got myself into a premise like that is so
myself into a premise like that is so
myself into a premise like that is so idiotic that it couldn’t possibly exist
idiotic that it couldn’t possibly exist
idiotic that it couldn’t possibly exist but MVP most valuable primate is all too
but MVP most valuable primate is all too
but MVP most valuable primate is all too real and the film is every bit as
real and the film is every bit as
real and the film is every bit as painful as its cringe-inducing title
painful as its cringe-inducing title
painful as its cringe-inducing title not to mention boring oh I thought
not to mention boring oh I thought
not to mention boring oh I thought you’re talking about my cousin Ernest
you’re talking about my cousin Ernest
you’re talking about my cousin Ernest the fact that the movie actually tries
the fact that the movie actually tries
the fact that the movie actually tries to work in subtle sentimental moments
to work in subtle sentimental moments
to work in subtle sentimental moments involving a dying old man and a little
involving a dying old man and a little
involving a dying old man and a little deaf girl only makes the experience more
deaf girl only makes the experience more
deaf girl only makes the experience more asinine his favorite food bananas raisin
asinine his favorite food bananas raisin
asinine his favorite food bananas raisin of two of you
number five Air Bud
number five Air Bud [Music]
[Music]
[Music] movies about cute animals inexplicably
movies about cute animals inexplicably
movies about cute animals inexplicably playing sports with truly one of the
playing sports with truly one of the
playing sports with truly one of the unfortunate trends of the 90s it
unfortunate trends of the 90s it
unfortunate trends of the 90s it shouldn’t be a surprise that the same
shouldn’t be a surprise that the same
shouldn’t be a surprise that the same producers behind MVP made Air Bud and
producers behind MVP made Air Bud and
producers behind MVP made Air Bud and it’s equally awful like the others –
it’s equally awful like the others –
it’s equally awful like the others – seeing a golden retriever in a
seeing a golden retriever in a
seeing a golden retriever in a basketball uniform might be enough to
basketball uniform might be enough to
basketball uniform might be enough to make toddlers giggle but Air Bud makes
make toddlers giggle but Air Bud makes
make toddlers giggle but Air Bud makes no further attempt to be funny smart or
no further attempt to be funny smart or
no further attempt to be funny smart or original for anyone else if that’s not
original for anyone else if that’s not
original for anyone else if that’s not enough to piss you off the film inspired
enough to piss you off the film inspired
enough to piss you off the film inspired over a dozen straight-to-video sequels
over a dozen straight-to-video sequels
over a dozen straight-to-video sequels and spin-offs none of which holds up
and spin-offs none of which holds up
and spin-offs none of which holds up either case code spike it number for Spy
either case code spike it number for Spy
either case code spike it number for Spy Kids I think he’s gonna be a best-seller
Kids I think he’s gonna be a best-seller
Kids I think he’s gonna be a best-seller this family film at least had an
this family film at least had an
this family film at least had an imaginative set up and a talented
imaginative set up and a talented
imaginative set up and a talented director to bring it to life what would
director to bring it to life what would
director to bring it to life what would you do without me well it might be
you do without me well it might be
you do without me well it might be creative Spy Kids isn’t quite as
creative Spy Kids isn’t quite as
creative Spy Kids isn’t quite as whimsical or thrilling as you might
whimsical or thrilling as you might
whimsical or thrilling as you might remember you know what I don’t remember
remember you know what I don’t remember
remember you know what I don’t remember that reason the movie is weird without
that reason the movie is weird without
that reason the movie is weird without ever being very funny creepy without
ever being very funny creepy without
ever being very funny creepy without ever being very charming and just an
ever being very charming and just an
ever being very charming and just an all-around disturbing acid trip you
all-around disturbing acid trip you
all-around disturbing acid trip you don’t look very scared to me also was
don’t look very scared to me also was
don’t look very scared to me also was there a kid who saw this movie who
there a kid who saw this movie who
there a kid who saw this movie who wasn’t scarred for life by the Foo
wasn’t scarred for life by the Foo
wasn’t scarred for life by the Foo Glee’s recognized days mooglies I’ve got
Glee’s recognized days mooglies I’ve got
Glee’s recognized days mooglies I’ve got toy versions this is what they look like
toy versions this is what they look like
toy versions this is what they look like before you mutated in you are dealing
before you mutated in you are dealing
before you mutated in you are dealing with an evil here that is beyond all
with an evil here that is beyond all
with an evil here that is beyond all imagination number 3 Mighty Morphin
imagination number 3 Mighty Morphin
imagination number 3 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the movie yeah we’re the
Power Rangers the movie yeah we’re the
Power Rangers the movie yeah we’re the Power Rangers
Power Rangers
Power Rangers watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the movie as an adult is a bit like
the movie as an adult is a bit like
the movie as an adult is a bit like digging up an old drawing from second
digging up an old drawing from second
digging up an old drawing from second grade
grade
grade gross at the time you thought it was an
gross at the time you thought it was an
gross at the time you thought it was an epic masterpiece looking back on it
epic masterpiece looking back on it
epic masterpiece looking back on it however you realize it was actually
however you realize it was actually
however you realize it was actually sloppy rushed and embarrassing there may
sloppy rushed and embarrassing there may
sloppy rushed and embarrassing there may be a power that can save you sew it on
be a power that can save you sew it on
be a power that can save you sew it on of course your nine-year-old self likely
of course your nine-year-old self likely
of course your nine-year-old self likely put more effort into that drawing then
put more effort into that drawing then
put more effort into that drawing then the filmmakers put into this flip helps
the filmmakers put into this flip helps
the filmmakers put into this flip helps close with bland characters and lazy
close with bland characters and lazy
close with bland characters and lazy effects power rangers the movie is a
effects power rangers the movie is a
effects power rangers the movie is a cheap exercise to appeal to the lowest
cheap exercise to appeal to the lowest
cheap exercise to appeal to the lowest common denominator at every turn
common denominator at every turn
common denominator at every turn [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number two Super Mario Brothers last
number two Super Mario Brothers last
number two Super Mario Brothers last name Mario the Super Mario Brothers
name Mario the Super Mario Brothers
name Mario the Super Mario Brothers movie has about as much to do with the
movie has about as much to do with the
movie has about as much to do with the Nintendo game on which it was based
Nintendo game on which it was based
Nintendo game on which it was based as the et Atari game had to do with the
as the et Atari game had to do with the
as the et Atari game had to do with the movie on which it was based
movie on which it was based
movie on which it was based okay what’s your name Luigi Luigi Luigi
okay what’s your name Luigi Luigi Luigi
okay what’s your name Luigi Luigi Luigi Oh Luigi Mario in 1993 the Mario
Oh Luigi Mario in 1993 the Mario
Oh Luigi Mario in 1993 the Mario Brothers were so big that the filmmakers
Brothers were so big that the filmmakers
Brothers were so big that the filmmakers figured they didn’t have to cast Italian
figured they didn’t have to cast Italian
figured they didn’t have to cast Italian actors or make King Koopa look anything
actors or make King Koopa look anything
actors or make King Koopa look anything like a Koopa I must say we have a very
like a Koopa I must say we have a very
like a Koopa I must say we have a very exciting proposal a video game based on
exciting proposal a video game based on
exciting proposal a video game based on your many adventurers kids would just
your many adventurers kids would just
your many adventurers kids would just accept whatever they threw together some
accept whatever they threw together some
accept whatever they threw together some of us might have been suckered in then
of us might have been suckered in then
of us might have been suckered in then but now we all know that our princess
but now we all know that our princess
but now we all know that our princess definitely isn’t in this castle Luigi
definitely isn’t in this castle Luigi
definitely isn’t in this castle Luigi Mario Daisy you gotta come with me I
Mario Daisy you gotta come with me I
Mario Daisy you gotta come with me I need your help
need your help
need your help what’s wrong you’re never gonna believe
what’s wrong you’re never gonna believe
what’s wrong you’re never gonna believe this
this
this before we try to forget our top pick
before we try to forget our top pick
before we try to forget our top pick here are a few honorable or in this case
here are a few honorable or in this case
here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions she’s a bossy
dishonorable mentions she’s a bossy
dishonorable mentions she’s a bossy arrogant Mitchell ative Beverly Hills
arrogant Mitchell ative Beverly Hills
arrogant Mitchell ative Beverly Hills Chihuahua what is that
Chihuahua what is that
Chihuahua what is that son that’ll be in every Airport along
son that’ll be in every Airport along
son that’ll be in every Airport along every highway crack my crack is gonna be
every highway crack my crack is gonna be
every highway crack my crack is gonna be shown at every Airport Oh son what gives
shown at every Airport Oh son what gives
shown at every Airport Oh son what gives you the right to show my crack in every
you the right to show my crack in every
you the right to show my crack in every Highway hey pop you is that all you got
Highway hey pop you is that all you got
Highway hey pop you is that all you got that’s dollar mark well planty you’ve
that’s dollar mark well planty you’ve
that’s dollar mark well planty you’ve been moving on Richie Rich the richest
been moving on Richie Rich the richest
been moving on Richie Rich the richest in the world number one Richie Rich hi
in the world number one Richie Rich hi
in the world number one Richie Rich hi my dad couldn’t make it so he sent me in
my dad couldn’t make it so he sent me in
my dad couldn’t make it so he sent me in the 90s every kid dreamed of being super
the 90s every kid dreamed of being super
the 90s every kid dreamed of being super wealthy and was be cool Ted everything
wealthy and was be cool Ted everything
wealthy and was be cool Ted everything having a McDonald’s in their house and
having a McDonald’s in their house and
having a McDonald’s in their house and being Macaulay Culkin first my friends
being Macaulay Culkin first my friends
being Macaulay Culkin first my friends are too busy to hang out with me now I’m
are too busy to hang out with me now I’m
are too busy to hang out with me now I’m too busy to hang out with me in that
too busy to hang out with me in that
too busy to hang out with me in that sense Richie Rich is like every child’s
sense Richie Rich is like every child’s
sense Richie Rich is like every child’s dream come to life it’s also every
dream come to life it’s also every
dream come to life it’s also every adults worst nightmare come to life
adults worst nightmare come to life
adults worst nightmare come to life manipulative and stereotypical Richie
manipulative and stereotypical Richie
manipulative and stereotypical Richie Rich is virtually devoid of any genuine
Rich is virtually devoid of any genuine
Rich is virtually devoid of any genuine humor wit or inventiveness young
humor wit or inventiveness young
humor wit or inventiveness young gentlemen are apt to find royal
gentlemen are apt to find royal
gentlemen are apt to find royal functions a trifle boring like the rest
functions a trifle boring like the rest
functions a trifle boring like the rest of the films on this list the only way
of the films on this list the only way
of the films on this list the only way to enjoy watching it is either through
to enjoy watching it is either through
to enjoy watching it is either through the eyes of a naive kid or with the use
the eyes of a naive kid or with the use
the eyes of a naive kid or with the use of nostalgia goggles congratulations on
of nostalgia goggles congratulations on
of nostalgia goggles congratulations on the Zipp sir Thank You Cadbury do you
the Zipp sir Thank You Cadbury do you
the Zipp sir Thank You Cadbury do you agree with our list I’m gonna kill you
agree with our list I’m gonna kill you
agree with our list I’m gonna kill you yo mama now our bridge playin friends
yo mama now our bridge playin friends
yo mama now our bridge playin friends what childhood movies would you like to
what childhood movies would you like to
what childhood movies would you like to erase from your memory for more
erase from your memory for more
erase from your memory for more entertaining top 10s published every day
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should accept it I’m a frozen freak of
should accept it I’m a frozen freak of nature
nature
nature [Music]
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