Oh his big break was as an erotic Jewish guy in a film by a neurotic Jewish guy I
guy in a film by a neurotic Jewish guy I
guy in a film by a neurotic Jewish guy I forgot my monitor welcome to
forgot my monitor welcome to
forgot my monitor welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking a look at our top 10 favorite Jeff
a look at our top 10 favorite Jeff
a look at our top 10 favorite Jeff Goldblum moments what am i doing
Goldblum moments what am i doing
Goldblum moments what am i doing creating the aura of Goldblum number 10
creating the aura of Goldblum number 10
creating the aura of Goldblum number 10 Jeff Goldblum is a drunk it’s well
Jeff Goldblum is a drunk it’s well
Jeff Goldblum is a drunk it’s well established that Jeff Goldblum is a
established that Jeff Goldblum is a
established that Jeff Goldblum is a unique guy with an even more unique way
unique guy with an even more unique way
unique guy with an even more unique way of speaking
of speaking
of speaking in fact when slowed down he sounds like
in fact when slowed down he sounds like
in fact when slowed down he sounds like a hammered hobo case in point
a hammered hobo case in point
a hammered hobo case in point because the one of the worst collars and
because the one of the worst collars and
because the one of the worst collars and I believe in a coward well what weird
I believe in a coward well what weird
I believe in a coward well what weird actor worth his salt hasn’t been made
actor worth his salt hasn’t been made
actor worth his salt hasn’t been made into a meme that not that not number
into a meme that not that not number
into a meme that not that not number nine Jeff Goldblum confirms his own
nine Jeff Goldblum confirms his own
nine Jeff Goldblum confirms his own death
death
death you probably remember where you were the
you probably remember where you were the
you probably remember where you were the day you heard that Michael Jackson died
day you heard that Michael Jackson died
day you heard that Michael Jackson died you may not remember that the same day
you may not remember that the same day
you may not remember that the same day Farrah Fawcett died it’s even less
Farrah Fawcett died it’s even less
Farrah Fawcett died it’s even less likely that you remember that that was
likely that you remember that that was
likely that you remember that that was also the day Jeff Goldblum fell off a
also the day Jeff Goldblum fell off a
also the day Jeff Goldblum fell off a cliff in New Zealand to his own death
cliff in New Zealand to his own death
cliff in New Zealand to his own death have you heard the news Jeff Goldblum
have you heard the news Jeff Goldblum
have you heard the news Jeff Goldblum has died okay not really he fell off a
has died okay not really he fell off a
has died okay not really he fell off a cliff in New Zealand I thought well that
cliff in New Zealand I thought well that
cliff in New Zealand I thought well that is kind of the thing that’s how he’s
is kind of the thing that’s how he’s
is kind of the thing that’s how he’s gonna go I imagine he’s up he’s a weird
gonna go I imagine he’s up he’s a weird
gonna go I imagine he’s up he’s a weird guy it’s gonna be some number eight Jeff
guy it’s gonna be some number eight Jeff
guy it’s gonna be some number eight Jeff Goldblum must go faster in Jurassic Park
Goldblum must go faster in Jurassic Park
Goldblum must go faster in Jurassic Park Goldblum play is a highly articulate 4i
Goldblum play is a highly articulate 4i
Goldblum play is a highly articulate 4i genius who warns everyone against
genius who warns everyone against
genius who warns everyone against playing God Hey don’t you see the danger
playing God Hey don’t you see the danger
playing God Hey don’t you see the danger John inherent in what you’re doing here
John inherent in what you’re doing here
John inherent in what you’re doing here in Independence Day Jeff Goldblum plays
in Independence Day Jeff Goldblum plays
in Independence Day Jeff Goldblum plays a highly articulate for I genius who
a highly articulate for I genius who
a highly articulate for I genius who warns everyone against the dangers of
warns everyone against the dangers of
warns everyone against the dangers of playing with aliens checkmate
my god in both cases Jeff Goldblum must
my god in both cases Jeff Goldblum must go faster shut up go faster must go
go faster shut up go faster must go
go faster shut up go faster must go faster must go faster
faster must go faster
faster must go faster must go faster must go faster go go go
must go faster must go faster go go go
must go faster must go faster go go go go
go
go turns out Spielberg was pissed that
turns out Spielberg was pissed that
turns out Spielberg was pissed that Goldblum repeated his unique delivery of
Goldblum repeated his unique delivery of
Goldblum repeated his unique delivery of the line in another movie but seriously
the line in another movie but seriously
the line in another movie but seriously what would you say if you were being
what would you say if you were being
what would you say if you were being chased by dinosaurs or aliens number 7
chased by dinosaurs or aliens number 7
chased by dinosaurs or aliens number 7 Jeff Goldblum was the leader of the Rat
Jeff Goldblum was the leader of the Rat
Jeff Goldblum was the leader of the Rat Pack a whole generation of tree-hugging
Pack a whole generation of tree-hugging
Pack a whole generation of tree-hugging hippies would never be the same once
hippies would never be the same once
hippies would never be the same once Captain Planet hits Saturday morning
Captain Planet hits Saturday morning
Captain Planet hits Saturday morning airwaves but Goldblum took his place
airwaves but Goldblum took his place
airwaves but Goldblum took his place against the planeteers as eco villain
against the planeteers as eco villain
against the planeteers as eco villain verminous scum a humanoid rat out to
verminous scum a humanoid rat out to
verminous scum a humanoid rat out to destroy the world with pollution
destroy the world with pollution
destroy the world with pollution trademark weird delivery of lines that’s
trademark weird delivery of lines that’s
trademark weird delivery of lines that’s my kinda dirty trick check terrible 90s
my kinda dirty trick check terrible 90s
my kinda dirty trick check terrible 90s cartoon puns he may look out of sight in
cartoon puns he may look out of sight in
cartoon puns he may look out of sight in my science double check number 6 Jeff
my science double check number 6 Jeff
my science double check number 6 Jeff Goldblum has a love-hate relationship
Goldblum has a love-hate relationship
Goldblum has a love-hate relationship with aliens he spin them he’s fought
with aliens he spin them he’s fought
with aliens he spin them he’s fought them he’s killed them and he’s been
them he’s killed them and he’s been
them he’s killed them and he’s been killed by them aliens are Jeff
killed by them aliens are Jeff
killed by them aliens are Jeff Goldblum’s muse actually that kind of
Goldblum’s muse actually that kind of
Goldblum’s muse actually that kind of explains a lot who really is his color
explains a lot who really is his color
explains a lot who really is his color though number 5 Jeff Goldblum thinks
though number 5 Jeff Goldblum thinks
though number 5 Jeff Goldblum thinks you’re a nerd for a guy who spent half
you’re a nerd for a guy who spent half
you’re a nerd for a guy who spent half his career playing genius nerd types
his career playing genius nerd types
his career playing genius nerd types he’s quick to judge video game fanatics
he’s quick to judge video game fanatics
he’s quick to judge video game fanatics as you well know
as you well know
as you well know Goldblum provided the awkward hilarious
Goldblum provided the awkward hilarious
Goldblum provided the awkward hilarious voice of reason in Jurassic Park and
voice of reason in Jurassic Park and
voice of reason in Jurassic Park and reprised the role at the end of the lost
reprised the role at the end of the lost
reprised the role at the end of the lost world Jurassic Park video game now you
world Jurassic Park video game now you
world Jurassic Park video game now you know what you should do turn the thing
know what you should do turn the thing
know what you should do turn the thing off for heaven’s sakes and go outside if
off for heaven’s sakes and go outside if
off for heaven’s sakes and go outside if Jeff Goldblum appeared at the end of
Jeff Goldblum appeared at the end of
Jeff Goldblum appeared at the end of every video game imploring gamers to go
every video game imploring gamers to go
every video game imploring gamers to go outside the world might be a very
outside the world might be a very
outside the world might be a very different place you know you have a
different place you know you have a
different place you know you have a whole life life out there get the stink
whole life life out there get the stink
whole life life out there get the stink blowing off you just just go go really
blowing off you just just go go really
blowing off you just just go go really turn on number 4 Jeff Goldblum is a
turn on number 4 Jeff Goldblum is a
turn on number 4 Jeff Goldblum is a total badass
total badass
total badass a man has two things in this world his
a man has two things in this world his
a man has two things in this world his word and his balls or is that three
word and his balls or is that three
word and his balls or is that three things
things
things don’t let the hipster glasses fool you
don’t let the hipster glasses fool you
don’t let the hipster glasses fool you Goldblum can kick ass with the best of
Goldblum can kick ass with the best of
Goldblum can kick ass with the best of them as evidenced by his first ever
them as evidenced by his first ever
them as evidenced by his first ever movie appearance Goldblum’s Deathwish
movie appearance Goldblum’s Deathwish
movie appearance Goldblum’s Deathwish character is called freak number one and
character is called freak number one and
character is called freak number one and what with the raping and the beating and
what with the raping and the beating and
what with the raping and the beating and the murdering we never really wondered
the murdering we never really wondered
the murdering we never really wondered why so you’ll probably want to stay on
why so you’ll probably want to stay on
why so you’ll probably want to stay on his good side especially when Morpheus
his good side especially when Morpheus
his good side especially when Morpheus is the second most badass guy in the car
is the second most badass guy in the car
is the second most badass guy in the car you’ll both die and everybody will die
you’ll both die and everybody will die
you’ll both die and everybody will die and don’t ever ever challenge him to an
and don’t ever ever challenge him to an
and don’t ever ever challenge him to an arm wrestling match number 3 Jeff
arm wrestling match number 3 Jeff
arm wrestling match number 3 Jeff Goldblum has magical ear powers
Goldblum has magical ear powers
Goldblum has magical ear powers he’s got odd mannerisms galore and the
he’s got odd mannerisms galore and the
he’s got odd mannerisms galore and the laugh to end all laughs ah among his
laugh to end all laughs ah among his
laugh to end all laughs ah among his many hidden talents are a knack for
many hidden talents are a knack for
many hidden talents are a knack for music and even the ability to show
music and even the ability to show
music and even the ability to show late-night talk-show hosts the ropes but
late-night talk-show hosts the ropes but
late-night talk-show hosts the ropes but his quirkiest work or his ears they may
his quirkiest work or his ears they may
his quirkiest work or his ears they may be big but you need that space to hide
be big but you need that space to hide
be big but you need that space to hide all the magic number 2 Jeff Goldblum is
all the magic number 2 Jeff Goldblum is
all the magic number 2 Jeff Goldblum is a musical genius
a musical genius
a musical genius so anything this guy can’t do that’s
so anything this guy can’t do that’s
so anything this guy can’t do that’s right aside from being a ladies man a
right aside from being a ladies man a
right aside from being a ladies man a scientist and a cowboy Jeff Goldblum is
scientist and a cowboy Jeff Goldblum is
scientist and a cowboy Jeff Goldblum is also a musician he’s in a jazz band
also a musician he’s in a jazz band
also a musician he’s in a jazz band sings up a storm and knows just how to
sings up a storm and knows just how to
sings up a storm and knows just how to tickle the ivories we could have done
tickle the ivories we could have done
tickle the ivories we could have done without watching him on Glee but you
without watching him on Glee but you
without watching him on Glee but you can’t win them all I’m gonna fake an
can’t win them all I’m gonna fake an
can’t win them all I’m gonna fake an epileptic seizure you’re not an
epileptic seizure you’re not an
epileptic seizure you’re not an epileptic that’s what I’m gonna fake it
epileptic that’s what I’m gonna fake it
epileptic that’s what I’m gonna fake it number one Jeff Goldblum is an
number one Jeff Goldblum is an
number one Jeff Goldblum is an accomplished actor okay
accomplished actor okay
accomplished actor okay we’ve gone over his quirks his strange
we’ve gone over his quirks his strange
we’ve gone over his quirks his strange talent and his memes but first and
talent and his memes but first and
talent and his memes but first and foremost Jeff Goldblum is a highly
foremost Jeff Goldblum is a highly
foremost Jeff Goldblum is a highly trained actor he honed his skills on the
trained actor he honed his skills on the
trained actor he honed his skills on the stage before making it to Hollywood and
stage before making it to Hollywood and
stage before making it to Hollywood and soon his oddball mumbleing diatribes
soon his oddball mumbleing diatribes
soon his oddball mumbleing diatribes were the stuff of legend
were the stuff of legend
were the stuff of legend so what’s so great about discovery it’s
so what’s so great about discovery it’s
so what’s so great about discovery it’s a violent penetrative act that scars
a violent penetrative act that scars
a violent penetrative act that scars wouldn’t explores what you call
wouldn’t explores what you call
wouldn’t explores what you call discovery I call the rape of the natural
discovery I call the rape of the natural
discovery I call the rape of the natural world what’s your favorite Jeff Goldblum
world what’s your favorite Jeff Goldblum
world what’s your favorite Jeff Goldblum moment huh ah for more entertaining
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