do you mojo holic take this list as a guide of songs stay away from on your
guide of songs stay away from on your
guide of songs stay away from on your big day welcome to watchmojo.com and
big day welcome to watchmojo.com and
big day welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten inappropriate wedding
for the top ten inappropriate wedding
for the top ten inappropriate wedding songs for this list we’ve looked across
songs for this list we’ve looked across
songs for this list we’ve looked across all genres of music to find those songs
all genres of music to find those songs
all genres of music to find those songs that really don’t sit well alongside the
that really don’t sit well alongside the
that really don’t sit well alongside the optimistic chime of wedding bells
optimistic chime of wedding bells
optimistic chime of wedding bells 7-1-8-2 oh – that’s in small cities and
7-1-8-2 oh – that’s in small cities and
7-1-8-2 oh – that’s in small cities and states oh you 9:01 matter of fact 3:05
states oh you 9:01 matter of fact 3:05
states oh you 9:01 matter of fact 3:05 I’ll jump off the g4 we can meet outside
I’ll jump off the g4 we can meet outside
I’ll jump off the g4 we can meet outside lie down number ten die die my darling
horror punk classic released seven
horror punk classic released seven months after the misfits themselves
months after the misfits themselves
months after the misfits themselves broke up it’s best not to bring this to
broke up it’s best not to bring this to
broke up it’s best not to bring this to the wedding reception unless you’re
the wedding reception unless you’re
the wedding reception unless you’re looking to quickly break ties with your
looking to quickly break ties with your
looking to quickly break ties with your loved one
all good wedding songs are fun to sing
all good wedding songs are fun to sing along to and our opening record is
along to and our opening record is
along to and our opening record is arguably bad but unless you want not so
arguably bad but unless you want not so
arguably bad but unless you want not so left up lines such as dead end girl for
left up lines such as dead end girl for
left up lines such as dead end girl for a dead end guy course back to you then
a dead end guy course back to you then
a dead end guy course back to you then don’t play this and if you think that
don’t play this and if you think that
don’t play this and if you think that the Metallica cover may be better suited
the Metallica cover may be better suited
the Metallica cover may be better suited for your big day think again as this
for your big day think again as this
for your big day think again as this version is just as aggressive
oh she’s a gold-digger well tom number
oh she’s a gold-digger well tom number nine gold digger Kanye West featuring
nine gold digger Kanye West featuring
nine gold digger Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx nice and she a code machine
Jamie Foxx nice and she a code machine
Jamie Foxx nice and she a code machine missing window broke broke you’ve hired
missing window broke broke you’ve hired
missing window broke broke you’ve hired a venue you’ve got some good food you’ve
a venue you’ve got some good food you’ve
a venue you’ve got some good food you’ve made sure that everyone has nice clothes
made sure that everyone has nice clothes
made sure that everyone has nice clothes to wear you’ll enjoy the day but come
to wear you’ll enjoy the day but come
to wear you’ll enjoy the day but come tomorrow morning you’ll most likely be
tomorrow morning you’ll most likely be
tomorrow morning you’ll most likely be broke
broke
broke take too much to touch up from what I
take too much to touch up from what I
take too much to touch up from what I heard she got a baby my buster my best
heard she got a baby my buster my best
heard she got a baby my buster my best friend said she used to with Usher I’ll
friend said she used to with Usher I’ll
friend said she used to with Usher I’ll tell but none of y’all say I still love
tell but none of y’all say I still love
tell but none of y’all say I still love you
you
you the last thing you want to imply at this
the last thing you want to imply at this
the last thing you want to imply at this point is that your bride or groom is
point is that your bride or groom is
point is that your bride or groom is only with you for the money Jenna get
only with you for the money Jenna get
only with you for the money Jenna get then issue a Geico for your money if you
then issue a Geico for your money if you
then issue a Geico for your money if you ain’t no Punk holla we want freedom we
ain’t no Punk holla we want freedom we
ain’t no Punk holla we want freedom we want freedom Canyon West might not be
want freedom Canyon West might not be
want freedom Canyon West might not be saying she’s a gold digger but play this
saying she’s a gold digger but play this
saying she’s a gold digger but play this record and the whole room will catch
record and the whole room will catch
record and the whole room will catch your meaning and it’ll be more awkward
your meaning and it’ll be more awkward
your meaning and it’ll be more awkward than watching your drunk uncle disco
than watching your drunk uncle disco
than watching your drunk uncle disco dance nice you go digger shitting us the
dance nice you go digger shitting us the
dance nice you go digger shitting us the window broke bro oh you damn girl gonna
window broke bro oh you damn girl gonna
window broke bro oh you damn girl gonna get
get
get oh you’d amberbogie damn
number eight white wedding even if it is
number eight white wedding even if it is a nice day for a white wedding do not
a nice day for a white wedding do not
a nice day for a white wedding do not play this Billy Idol has himself
play this Billy Idol has himself
play this Billy Idol has himself previously explained that despite the
previously explained that despite the
previously explained that despite the songs little sister lyrics it’s all
songs little sister lyrics it’s all
songs little sister lyrics it’s all about a woman he still loves marrying
about a woman he still loves marrying
about a woman he still loves marrying someone else
with
with white wedding
white wedding
white wedding whoever’s the focus white weddings
whoever’s the focus white weddings
whoever’s the focus white weddings constant negativity is definitely not
constant negativity is definitely not
constant negativity is definitely not invited to any right-minded wedding
invited to any right-minded wedding
invited to any right-minded wedding night sister shop go use your Superman
night sister shop go use your Superman
night sister shop go use your Superman who’s your only one there should be no
who’s your only one there should be no
who’s your only one there should be no need to even entertain those questions
need to even entertain those questions
need to even entertain those questions because you should at this point be
because you should at this point be
because you should at this point be pretty damn sure of the answer start
pretty damn sure of the answer start
pretty damn sure of the answer start again
number seven ball-and-chain Social
number seven ball-and-chain Social Distortion
just picture the scene it’s the happiest
just picture the scene it’s the happiest day of your life your face aches from
day of your life your face aches from
day of your life your face aches from smiling and your head is full of hope
smiling and your head is full of hope
smiling and your head is full of hope and then the DJ breaks out ball and
and then the DJ breaks out ball and
and then the DJ breaks out ball and chain
bringing you and everyone else back to
bringing you and everyone else back to reality with the click of a button
reality with the click of a button
reality with the click of a button this song is a grizzly glimpse into the
this song is a grizzly glimpse into the
this song is a grizzly glimpse into the sad potential future of a married couple
sad potential future of a married couple
sad potential future of a married couple and reminder that the honeymoon period
and reminder that the honeymoon period
and reminder that the honeymoon period that’s only just beginning
that’s only just beginning
that’s only just beginning does end but not go
it’s enough to make you cough up your
it’s enough to make you cough up your cake retract your vows and run for the
cake retract your vows and run for the
cake retract your vows and run for the hills
number six love don’t live here anymore
number six love don’t live here anymore Madonna originally recorded in the late
Madonna originally recorded in the late
Madonna originally recorded in the late 70s by Rose Royce that was nothing come
70s by Rose Royce that was nothing come
70s by Rose Royce that was nothing come see Madonna’s reworking of this record
see Madonna’s reworking of this record
see Madonna’s reworking of this record really doesn’t have any place at
really doesn’t have any place at
really doesn’t have any place at anybody’s wedding you went away another
anybody’s wedding you went away another
anybody’s wedding you went away another song with painfully prophetic potential
song with painfully prophetic potential
song with painfully prophetic potential the happy couple of pledged until death
the happy couple of pledged until death
the happy couple of pledged until death do them part but Madonna thinks
do them part but Madonna thinks
do them part but Madonna thinks otherwise
she knows you so don’t think that this
she knows you so don’t think that this track would make a good slow dance as
track would make a good slow dance as
track would make a good slow dance as it’s pessimistic layers will be tearing
it’s pessimistic layers will be tearing
it’s pessimistic layers will be tearing your marriage apart faster than you got
your marriage apart faster than you got
your marriage apart faster than you got together a mood killing classic it’d
together a mood killing classic it’d
together a mood killing classic it’d take a lot of champagne to get your
take a lot of champagne to get your
take a lot of champagne to get your guests smiling again after this song
guests smiling again after this song
guests smiling again after this song Oh
number five bed of roses Bon Jovi Bon
number five bed of roses Bon Jovi Bon Jovi normally creates love ballad
Jovi normally creates love ballad
Jovi normally creates love ballad brilliance but sometimes there’s songs
brilliance but sometimes there’s songs
brilliance but sometimes there’s songs if you’re more toward heartbreak than
if you’re more toward heartbreak than
if you’re more toward heartbreak than happiness
bed of roses is one such record beating
bed of roses is one such record beating even you give love a bad name to become
even you give love a bad name to become
even you give love a bad name to become the band’s most inappropriate wedding
the band’s most inappropriate wedding
the band’s most inappropriate wedding tune
sure there’s an I love you forever vibe
sure there’s an I love you forever vibe to these lyrics but there’s also an I’m
to these lyrics but there’s also an I’m
to these lyrics but there’s also an I’m washed up hungover and on the verge of
washed up hungover and on the verge of
washed up hungover and on the verge of tears vibe as well
Squigs
Squigs if you want to make it to any form of
if you want to make it to any form of
if you want to make it to any form of bed with your loved one on wedding night
bed with your loved one on wedding night
bed with your loved one on wedding night then bed of roses is a no play zone
number four area codes Ludacris ah oh I
number four area codes Ludacris ah oh I got home in different area code go even
got home in different area code go even
got home in different area code go even if your one and only is actually just
if your one and only is actually just
if your one and only is actually just one of many fast not to make that point
one of many fast not to make that point
one of many fast not to make that point to proudly when you’re about to tie the
to proudly when you’re about to tie the
to proudly when you’re about to tie the knot I’m where I get act like y’all know
knot I’m where I get act like y’all know
knot I’m where I get act like y’all know is the abominable ho man glow try
is the abominable ho man glow try
is the abominable ho man glow try international postman marriage means
international postman marriage means
international postman marriage means that your days as an international
that your days as an international
that your days as an international player of the field are finished but if
player of the field are finished but if
player of the field are finished but if you unleash this roll call of conquests
you unleash this roll call of conquests
you unleash this roll call of conquests at the after-party you can find yourself
at the after-party you can find yourself
at the after-party you can find yourself dumped back in that field very quickly
dumped back in that field very quickly
dumped back in that field very quickly by Bobo nine seven two seven one three
by Bobo nine seven two seven one three
by Bobo nine seven two seven one three what you gonna do Ludacris likes the
what you gonna do Ludacris likes the
what you gonna do Ludacris likes the ladies both local and long-distance but
ladies both local and long-distance but
ladies both local and long-distance but there’s only one phone number that
there’s only one phone number that
there’s only one phone number that floats your boat from now on go write it
floats your boat from now on go write it
floats your boat from now on go write it down and remember it now one six four
down and remember it now one six four
down and remember it now one six four one five seven o fo shout-out to the 206
one five seven o fo shout-out to the 206
one five seven o fo shout-out to the 206 everybody in the 808
everybody in the 808
everybody in the 808 ha number three I write sins not
ha number three I write sins not
ha number three I write sins not tragedies panic at the disco and I get a
tragedies panic at the disco and I get a
tragedies panic at the disco and I get a body here though I can’t help but to
body here though I can’t help but to
body here though I can’t help but to hear in exchanging words next up a
hear in exchanging words next up a
hear in exchanging words next up a record with lyrics set within a wedding
record with lyrics set within a wedding
record with lyrics set within a wedding however this is not the wedding of
however this is not the wedding of
however this is not the wedding of anybody’s dreams more the wedding of
anybody’s dreams more the wedding of
anybody’s dreams more the wedding of most people’s nightmares by the end of
most people’s nightmares by the end of
most people’s nightmares by the end of the first verse the entire room is
the first verse the entire room is
the first verse the entire room is likely to have deflated considerably and
likely to have deflated considerably and
likely to have deflated considerably and the already blushing bride is likely to
the already blushing bride is likely to
the already blushing bride is likely to have turned a more severe shade of red
yes it would be a shame if the poor
yes it would be a shame if the poor grooms bride was a whore but hopefully
grooms bride was a whore but hopefully
grooms bride was a whore but hopefully she isn’t unless you’re looking for
she isn’t unless you’re looking for
she isn’t unless you’re looking for panic at your disco this song is
panic at your disco this song is
panic at your disco this song is inappropriate and then some
number two divorce Tammy Wynette a
number two divorce Tammy Wynette a runner-up is so not right for wedding
runner-up is so not right for wedding
runner-up is so not right for wedding night
night
night it literally spells as potential
it literally spells as potential
it literally spells as potential awkwardness out to us
Tammy Wynette topped country music
Tammy Wynette topped country music charts in 1968 with this slice of
charts in 1968 with this slice of
charts in 1968 with this slice of perfect pessimism but there’d be crazy
perfect pessimism but there’d be crazy
perfect pessimism but there’d be crazy looks across a table should this
looks across a table should this
looks across a table should this sing-along start up at any moment
you’ve barely put pen to paper on the
you’ve barely put pen to paper on the marriage certificate and the I Do’s are
marriage certificate and the I Do’s are
marriage certificate and the I Do’s are very very fresh why light a song ruin
very very fresh why light a song ruin
very very fresh why light a song ruin that before we unveil our top pick here
that before we unveil our top pick here
that before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
hey y’all crazy bitch fuck your pic so
hey y’all crazy bitch fuck your pic so good I’m on top of it when i dream i’m
good I’m on top of it when i dream i’m
good I’m on top of it when i dream i’m doing you all night stretches all
doing you all night stretches all
doing you all night stretches all filming
number one every breath you take the
number one every breath you take the police it’s the big day and you want
police it’s the big day and you want
police it’s the big day and you want your loved one to feel wanted we get
your loved one to feel wanted we get
your loved one to feel wanted we get that but there’s a point in which
that but there’s a point in which
that but there’s a point in which heartfelt commitment mutates into
heartfelt commitment mutates into
heartfelt commitment mutates into psychotic obsession sting and the police
psychotic obsession sting and the police
psychotic obsession sting and the police keep today’s top spot with a record a
keep today’s top spot with a record a
keep today’s top spot with a record a little less cute and a lot more creepy
every breath you take is so often
every breath you take is so often misinterpreted that it often makes
misinterpreted that it often makes
misinterpreted that it often makes wedding playlists but please for the
wedding playlists but please for the
wedding playlists but please for the sake of your marriage with every breath
sake of your marriage with every breath
sake of your marriage with every breath you take don’t play it at your party
do you agree with our list which song
do you agree with our list which song did we skip
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